I’m married at a Ukrainian woman; this 5 min video sums up my 14 years of marriage.
@losfromla14803 жыл бұрын
My condolences
@MrGigi-dz9cv3 жыл бұрын
Somehow, there are some channels here wheei western men complain about their wifes. Life must be hard for everyone.
@shsYoshik3 жыл бұрын
It's not about nationality, it's about women. Your 14 years have not taught you, you are hopeless.
@michaelbrinks80892 жыл бұрын
Many men in USA think that a Ukrainian wife is somehow going to be way better than an American wife.
@TheUnhappybirthday Жыл бұрын
But you must be strongest man in rayon!!!
@gunterrasenmaher71124 жыл бұрын
"the carpets are not leveled" I 'm still crying from laughter two days after !!!
@putinkumar17013 жыл бұрын
These tricks will lead you to hospital with all your bones broken
@nidstyles63013 жыл бұрын
That's not where carpet go
@Charmayne73 жыл бұрын
@@putinkumar1701 hence, the disclaimer.
@vwaltercdvian75805 жыл бұрын
As a guy who are learning Russian right now, this is a good video to inspire me to learn harder.
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
thank you bratan. there is more to come
@vwaltercdvian75805 жыл бұрын
@@AnatolyRusTV Thank you and I wish my Russian language knowledge can grow together with your channel
@YDSD2 жыл бұрын
How is it going with the russian?
@umbrellacorpmarketingdept71543 жыл бұрын
Oh my f*cking god. How has this been up for two years and I’m just now seeing this???? This video officially wins the internet.
@laugej85 жыл бұрын
This is very good educational video. Nice job bratan.
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
spasibo, bratan!
@theorion37755 жыл бұрын
AnatolyRusTV spasibo!
@theorion37755 жыл бұрын
AnatolyRusTV I love ur vids!
@marcosorduno92034 жыл бұрын
Slav town
@vierundfuenfzig545 жыл бұрын
blyatiful, the video is very useful for single gopniks. i have a gopnitsa, but i watched the video anyway.
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
horosho bratan... stay cheeki breeki you and your gopnitsa
@Mordecore5 жыл бұрын
#BLYATIFUL 😂😂😂
@pedclarkemobile4 жыл бұрын
U need a side gopnista
@z0netr1pper4 жыл бұрын
@@AnatolyRusTV Return already ;)
@asylumDAYS4 жыл бұрын
😂
@eraser98123 жыл бұрын
As an American only half of this I understand but I feel like all of it is similar to Florida
@sNoLove-zl2vb3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 gotta love Florida. You nailed it.
@davynhainstock75033 жыл бұрын
Northern canada ...its like big big snow florida
@hughmungus40883 жыл бұрын
Same!
@traeold36403 жыл бұрын
As a Floridian, it is
@defoperator79933 жыл бұрын
@@davynhainstock7503 trailer park boys
@welcome7413 жыл бұрын
A good warning that you only have two to three years before your beautiful bride will change into her mother! My ex brother-in-law brought "half his age" bride back from Ukraine and you could almost see her changing daily. When her parents came over for a visit, you can guess what the mother looked like.
@modtomodern3 жыл бұрын
As a Ukrainian Canadian woman who wonders what's wrong with me, this answers a lot of my questions... like what is happening to my ass...
@loremipsum7ac3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@snakepisscan40413 жыл бұрын
Snap, As a Ukranian Mancunian man . I be found out why I'm found of a good squat and love of the three stripes .
@tomeofslyev3 жыл бұрын
As a Sino-Russian teenager girl, this answers why I act like a bitch... kind of -_-
@losfromla14803 жыл бұрын
Carbs and vodka is happening to your ass
@wakoshot3 жыл бұрын
What is happening to your ass?
@C0MRADE_GAM1NG5 жыл бұрын
Comrade! You have given me true confidence to get gopnitsa! I will use all methods given, Garuntee!
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
Good luck, bratan!
@sophiasnegova52343 жыл бұрын
Report in if you are still alive comrade
@evilgasm53203 жыл бұрын
Seems like another comrade is presumed missing, maybe married. Goodbye, bratan. (Sheds single tear)
@firesfires17963 жыл бұрын
Gopnitska accidentally layed him dead when she turned in bed. Blyat!
@warwickmudge41143 жыл бұрын
Aussie here, my friend you are genius. Your most excellent advice I'm sure can be applied to any country, any time! Know this: young men are thirsting for you brotherly advice..result- many happy ladies!!
@signaturethapa68555 жыл бұрын
I came here after watching bald and bankrupt.
@volgariver64265 жыл бұрын
Signature Thapa haha
@jelenaivanova8125 жыл бұрын
yeah,it is copy...)
@jackjhone33664 жыл бұрын
The power of the pussy brought us here
@Karbkfd5784 жыл бұрын
Bald and Bankrupt is a chill dude
@vxsa55464 жыл бұрын
Yes sir right here!
@geerux3 жыл бұрын
Just realized this video found me while I'm wearing adidas tracksuit🤣
@mdelag88003 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely hilarious Please never stop making those video
@alexandraflowerchild65045 жыл бұрын
Oh how I loved this! I am an American woman but love gopnitsa strategy so much ♡♡♡
@user-di6ye9ro9n4 жыл бұрын
This masterpiece deserve more views
@thaltrail91423 жыл бұрын
So gopnik/gopnitsa are like the Eastern European version of what us Brits would call a 'chav' I take it?
@youtubemodsaresnowflakelef76922 жыл бұрын
I thought Chavs have morphed into Roadmen now?
@thaltrail91422 жыл бұрын
@@youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692 lol you're right how silly of me. Chav is outdated!
@youtubemodsaresnowflakelef76922 жыл бұрын
@@thaltrail9142 tbh just genocide them all.
@TheUnhappybirthday2 жыл бұрын
That's it mate. Basically, if I remember well, Gopnik is also an acronym word for "Council House" and then it evolve to define a low class young people with no culture and violent behavior.
@youtubemodsaresnowflakelef76922 жыл бұрын
@@TheUnhappybirthday Not necessarily. We don't really know where the term came from. SOME say it COULD be from Городское Общежитие Пролетариата (Gorodskoye Obshezhitie Proletariata), which roughly translated means "City Hostel of the Proletariat" or "City Dormitory of the Proletariat", and which is abbreviated GOP. Those buildings were from Soviet times, from shortly after the October 1917 revolution, and essentially almhouses/dorms for the homeless/poor to sleep in. Which brings us to criminal homeless (as opposed to homeless who might steal food, rather than outright break in, rob etc)... "to sleep rough"/"sleep on the streets" used to be called Gopat, literally "to gop"... Anyway, Gopniks aren't quite like Chavs. They're worse, imo. Chavs might be "dangerous", if you run into 5-10+ of them, but generally speaking only act brave if there's a lot of them, and then it's mostly mouthing off or maybe attacking. Whereas Gopniks aren't 7-8 stone soaking wet twinks, and are actually quite tough/dangerous, compared to an average person. And they'll rob you, beat you etc. Doesn't take 5-10+ of them either to do it. Which is why getting mugged is called "gop stop" in Russian slang (being stopped by a gopnik). Chavs are a sad joke, by comparison. I assume the newer generation of roadmen aren't much better, just dress differently...
@Sanjay-ub7eq4 жыл бұрын
2:50 omg fight was insane
@mikemackay863 жыл бұрын
I think the guy in that video is a professional boxer.
@evilgasm53203 жыл бұрын
Huh so the dating game is not so different over there, Russian brother. Except here in Africa you have to fight off not only her brothers and father, but lions too.
@marknel38633 жыл бұрын
Jaaa.......dit is waar, maar, our chicks are so rough and tough, they have spelling mistakes on all their tattoos!!!
@pekko68b3 жыл бұрын
But remember, they have bears in Russia. Lot of them.
@marknel38633 жыл бұрын
@Pieter-Gerhardt Roos hahahaha!!!! Lief vir daai vlag....ons REGTE vlag (ja....nog n boertjie hier van TVL af)
@Humanophage3 жыл бұрын
Russians + Afrikaners =
@AnIdiotsLantern2 жыл бұрын
@@pekko68b the bears don’t care about your romantic misadventures, they just watch and judge Lionesses will be there at brunch with her talking about how those dumb males treat them so badly after they worked so hard killing that wildebeest
@surprisedyetnope63335 жыл бұрын
1:20 lol he scratched his balls
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
Why not, blyat ?
@Swagsoviet064 жыл бұрын
It feels good blyat
@antoniopintus85685 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the educational tutorial bratan) greetings from italy! Poka)
@michaelh83925 жыл бұрын
O! Gopboss distance gopnik educational program I see will be soon offered in the future))
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
something that might work
@Look_Upon_The_Heart5 жыл бұрын
Great video again Anatoly
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
Spasibo, bratan
@jwjawlly3 жыл бұрын
oh shit! my favorite youtuber by far!
@RoseRoseRoseRoseRoseRose5 жыл бұрын
A really hilarious and very interesting video but hey, you have to keep in mind... When the mamasha HUMILIATES her husband, especially throwing him things like her fancy Adidas slippers, it's just her old-fashioned way to say:"I STILL LOVE YOU, MOY GOLUBCHIK!" - so it's not a problem with being in a relationship with a sexy Gopnitsa with a fat matushka. JUST DO IT!✔ By the way: I subscribed to your very informative channel. Keep it up with the good work, thumbs up to you!👍😂
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
welcome aboard, tovarisch !!!
@RoseRoseRoseRoseRoseRose5 жыл бұрын
@@AnatolyRusTV Spasibo! 😊 By the way: The disclaimer is really hilarious at the second 0:16 😂
@memo19753 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! There were two or three segments in that video where I legitimately thought I was having a heart attack from laughing so hard, almost killed me!!!
@stupidregistration3 жыл бұрын
Bro you survived to the end of the vid?
@d.cypher29203 жыл бұрын
0:53 🤣😂😂 great advice!! Subscribed just for that. 😎🇺🇸
@myotherbrotherdarrel44953 жыл бұрын
That’s what I call quality my friend
@benzwithomies3 жыл бұрын
Thanks bratan for the advice and I hope I won't die when I try this
@ralphharrison66223 жыл бұрын
That's it, I'm moving to Russia.
@losfromla14803 жыл бұрын
You're looking for someone obese? Lots of those in the USA as well
@ralphharrison66223 жыл бұрын
@@losfromla1480 no. And I live in the US. Trust me, not everyone here is fat and lazy. I fuckin hate stereotypes.
@losfromla14803 жыл бұрын
@@ralphharrison6622 you're right, not everyone is obese just 42.5% of USian people are obese, 32% are fat. I too hate stereotypes, but I do like numbers. From the 1960's through the 1970’s only 12% of Americans were obese, the same 32% were fat. The low fat craze is what made USians fat. Got to get those "healthy" carbs in. 😂😂☺️☺️
@ralphharrison66223 жыл бұрын
@@losfromla1480 numbers are based loosely on surveys. Not everyone is counted. Point is, there's fat people everywhere. Just bothers me that people from other countries believe Americans are fat lazy slobs. I've worked my ass off since I was 16 years old, as my father before me, and his before him.
@losfromla14803 жыл бұрын
@@ralphharrison6622 I never said anything about anyone being lazy. Obesity is at least 80% about diet. The american diet was destroyed by the unscientific low fat craze that was pushed by the government since sometime in the 1970’s. Americans are obese because they were convinced by government propaganda to abandon eating animal fats and instead to eat carbohydrates. Government subsidies make corporations like Monsanto rich while making carbs extremely cheap.
@jay19705 жыл бұрын
I subscribed within 45 seconds of this video.
@olischwanke35513 жыл бұрын
Zum tot lachen - mehr Klischees gingen wirklich nicht .. Vielen Dank für die wunderbare Erheiterung !!!
@dirtbaker3 жыл бұрын
Where do you find these images?
@julioangelcastrolabor16765 жыл бұрын
Good video! Greeting from Central America
@paulkocyla13433 жыл бұрын
Blyat, if I only knew this lesson when I was still a young strong gopnik.
@milegyen11113 жыл бұрын
This content is gold.
@gamerzocker79203 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so hard thanks Anatoly
@ttlgaming99975 жыл бұрын
beautiful video boss
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
spasibo
@BoyWonderEX4 жыл бұрын
where can I get those adidas sigi?
@relaxationstation73743 жыл бұрын
😍This Information Is Priceless!😍
@muslimsocialist93103 жыл бұрын
Great video dude 😌
@rimshot64443 жыл бұрын
THIS IS GOLD!
@Master-AGN3 жыл бұрын
Only other guy I’ve heard who advises looking at the mum to decide if you want to get married or not?
@SalemikTUBE3 жыл бұрын
Both my parents gave me this advice when I was a kid. I'm still single at 55.
@ratnik_72 жыл бұрын
Now I am ready for the gopnitsa I love , спасибо comrade Anatoly
@bottledwaffle94294 жыл бұрын
When is your next video, no pressure but I love your channel
@Killawife3 жыл бұрын
I learned so much.
@MrHamzarstar5 жыл бұрын
Is this the same anatoli as in the cousiin of boris?
@EastlakeRasta73 жыл бұрын
where have I been and why haven't I found this channel sooner
@masterc97063 жыл бұрын
I'm just trying to get my third stripe
@ameerm48994 жыл бұрын
Made my day :)
@razzaus15703 жыл бұрын
How much for the gopnitzka? I want to buy your gopnitzka.
@claytontucker81793 жыл бұрын
Loved it and most likely true in certain locations of war torn streets villas etc
@pinkcandykiss54935 жыл бұрын
I just love this video! Oh no, wait! I love the whole channel!!! It's blyatiful!
@hussargopnikcommander22542 жыл бұрын
thx for making this blin
@robertgorden80663 жыл бұрын
Fabulous. Kudos.
@GVGames19863 жыл бұрын
I loved that romantic will you marry me bit halfway through.
@bobobo5003 жыл бұрын
Who said, that youtube is not educational platform, yopta ?!
@MrRight-uv9vb3 жыл бұрын
I will try his methods and see if a get a hold of one.
@goldengoatfilms90593 жыл бұрын
I follow some gopnitsa type woman on Instagram, and I know they have boyfriends. Are parents actually being treated poorly because of bf ?
@vladmihaivarga44873 жыл бұрын
best dating advice ever!
@afielsch3 жыл бұрын
it good advice- gopnitsa good for you!
@bobobo5003 жыл бұрын
Guys, how to get a text version of zis masterpiece ?!
@gopnikaward3 жыл бұрын
Why are wild gopniks chasing me
@roguecitizen33773 жыл бұрын
So whats the difference between a gopnik and a slav?
@kestrel62453 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a while 🤣
@Mirkocc145 жыл бұрын
Hahaha you made my day :)
@leonreyv90903 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro!!
@Dragunov385 жыл бұрын
Subbed! this shit is too good. BLYAT!
@danielrongen42965 жыл бұрын
привет товарищ, я 2 метра роста и у меня есть прозвище медведь, потому что я мега большой и много волос на теле, я попробовал ваши советы, и ничего не помогает
@arthurdiamondhands4743 жыл бұрын
forgive me for I am just an American Hoodlum. Are you sure the best way for a gopnik to gain the respect of gopnista's parents is to insult carpets on their walls? I am unfamiliar with the nuances of gopnik etiquette and want to make sure I am doing it right for the 1st time?
@Saban-hx1vd5 жыл бұрын
Blyatiful tutorial saludos
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍
@minouchesfourtwo3 жыл бұрын
How do I get a gopnik girlfriend sent to Australia 🇦🇺
@koalabear19845 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the parents part is covered if you listen to modern talking with the mom and buy beer for the dad The babuška part is covered when you dress nicely and are very kind and helpful with things The family of the girl might have better relations with you than your own one. This probably works across all slavic lands, but the modern talking is somewhat reserved to russians :)
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
very good, very smart...but not for me bratan! thanks
@ݪ̧̣ Жыл бұрын
nice video
@natchocrazy8913 жыл бұрын
Spasibo Brattan you advice helped me to get a blyatiful Gopniza even though I’m a German guy. I had before 10 failed relationship with German girls and now I have the best girl
@mxdmxnixc24373 жыл бұрын
Thanks bratan your Tipps are working fine bljat i have now 4 bljat 4 gopnitza wifes bljat and the familys respecting me bljat Like a god bljat spacibo bljat bratan🙏🏻💪🏻 much Love from Germany bljat ❤️
@lanternalmusic5 жыл бұрын
Hey this worked thanks
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
u r welcome 👍
@Madjo-qj2ge5 жыл бұрын
Entertainment category? This should be on Education,blin!!
@AnatolyRusTV5 жыл бұрын
I know it should I just don't know how to choose categories, bratan
@jwjawlly3 жыл бұрын
wish i had seen this before i encountered my gopnitsa from vladivostok.. still nursing my wounds..lol
@robertb86733 жыл бұрын
I see ushanka, vodka, zigarrka and addidas girl and i click! Haroshe!
@lukasandresson39903 жыл бұрын
Top quality humor.
@daviddrupa16383 жыл бұрын
This guy knows his shit. Very accurate!
@thetransformatorium79803 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant, and disturbing, but informative. Now I know why that Russian army chick wasn't into me, so I can do better next time! Cheers from the U.S. 😜👍👍👍
@robh38953 жыл бұрын
What's a Gopniksa?
@simonking1955 жыл бұрын
I love how it escalates at the end 😆😆😆
@ElazarGilad Жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@rhysweertman18103 жыл бұрын
Why can’t I send this delightful dating video to all the yobbos(Aussie gopnik) on my Facebook account.
@fiftysox71743 жыл бұрын
very accurate.
@31secondsorthereabouts863 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@firesfires17963 жыл бұрын
Will my addidas covid mask win me gopniska?
@RogerCasella3 жыл бұрын
I got myself one!!
@hugosinclair67983 жыл бұрын
i can't tell if this video is serious or satire, but i love it either way
@socramzetroc15353 жыл бұрын
I got a friend who has a crush from Russia and I showed him this video to help him with. I hope he follows your recommendations About get drunk the father and the underestimated matter about death. Greetings from México!
@losfromla14803 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he'll think twice or will end up with an obese woman he's too afraid to divorce.
@VaryagTV5 жыл бұрын
You made mama very angry on me 😂 blyatiful video
@ericthiel40533 жыл бұрын
Epic!!
@Moneymyke3574 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS 😆
@babasutu67385 жыл бұрын
0:18 The lyoshka
@dusanradin58684 жыл бұрын
Fini saveti,ako 'oćeš da neko izvrši samoubistvo radeći tako nešto među Rusima.Pogotovo ako su Vor-V-Zakone.
@baddonkey753 жыл бұрын
This guy is a national treasure. Its me boss gop lmaoo