Normal day in America..

Hallelujah

@@Avocado-yw4xb It's raaaiiiinnnniinn' Humvees

*laughing in evil*

*Weather report intensifies* Edit after 8 hours: I'm upset no one has picked up on the jojo reference...

@Vulgar Mofo. weird.. You spent a solid 10 seconds of your time to tell someone they dont know what something means.. Weird

@Vulgar Mofo. son got mad cause he didn’t know what it meant

@Vulgar Mofo. why are you an addict? Is that why?

@Vulgar Mofo. Euphoria- a state of pure bliss... The best feeling in the world

@Vulgar Mofo. eu·phor·ic /yo͞oˈfôrik,yo͞oˈfärik/ Learn to pronounce adjective characterized by or feeling intense excitement and happiness. "a euphoric sense of freedom" You my friend, sound mad stupid.

A man of culture I see.

actually speed can kill you, you cant get over mach 1.5 for more then 30 seconds

Person whose been hit by a car suddenly enters the chat

@@bladerjwatch me.

@@bladerjtf is that supposed to mean

Sergeant Zim WHAAAAT

Guys i swear its was a misclick

I don’t think you understand how military rank structure works.

Discharging them was there easy way out. They should have made him pick up all the pieces and clean them all up organize everything and out of the three they should be able to make one run no matter how long it takes them to do it would have been much more fitting of a punishment than sendING him or them down the road where they didn't have to do anything at all

If you don't like my spelling or my punctuation tell me how to turn off this artificially intelligent dumbass phone that replaces words when it doesn't like what I say and it doesn't know anything at all about punctuation. And I I have totally given up using the virtual keyboard as the keys are so close together my fingers will set off one of five different letters that I aim at so if this is the new way of life where we are depending on artificial intelligence to listen to my voice and turn it into printed words on your monitor so be it

@@donniebaker5984 I totally feel you man, it happens to me so often I just want to punch the person that made it (A.Is)

"YOU CAN NOT STOP SCIENCE!"

😂😂

He did a little mental trickery and tomfoolery

😂😂😂

You sound like Sheldon from TBBT.

"well, judge, let me just say me and my client like to do a little trolling"

yeah we did some funny business

Hahahaha you're so right lmao

@Dracco Princes not sure how that changes the fact that is funny but sure

The brass wasn't happy, but I guarantee you he was a hero to all his fellow troops. Army guys just like to destroy things and blow shit up. It's pretty much the biggest selling point for recuitment.

​​@@robertharvilla4881 People assigned with trillions of taxpayer dollars and the security and safety of almost everyone on Earth: "We just like destroying stuff"

Tell me you've never served and don't associat with anyone in the military without actually telling me....

@@TheBigBadWolf85 "best equipment"

@@tonylee1667 if ya know ya know

@@TheBigBadWolf85 everyone I know in the military got there because they couldn't get a job after school 😂

@@Justnothankyou132 Not everyone, some do indeed go because they feel it's their "patriotic duty," but most go solely for the benefits the military provides, like almost complete coverage of secondary education through the GI bill, healthcare through the VA and so on

I guess you could say it’s the fastest way to get demoted.

Rank demotion any%

Went from ~E5 to E1 real fast. There goes 5 years of your life...

@@dubspool what’s the current wr on that one?

@@magicmonkey8543 yeah, my haw dropped

Laughed a little too hard at this 💀

Lmfao

🤣🤘🤘

That's a hero.

Freedom isn't free, neither is science

Newton: hold my apple

Waste of millions of dollars and it wouldn’t “slowly” fall. I’m sure it was falling at terminal velocity

I mean, most trucks are drivable but

@@walshy2116 "millions" Man a brand new humvee only costs the military about 100k. Even an up-armored version only costs about 250k. And a lot of the parts could be recovered and held onto for spare parts and repairs for other Humvees, so I can guarantee they weren't all a complete loss.

Lol

I know a lot of people in my unit that knew him lol

@@badasscooking4489 give us an update . Is he still there?

@@adityasanthosh702 he got a bad conduct discharge

But why? Was there a reason to cutting them or was it just to do it?

No, a complete discharge. Probably a dishonourable discharge.

@Ninjas Be Like I did and seems a bit light for what he did.

@@mouthbreather280 it includes jail time so 🤷‍♂️

bad conduct = dishonorable discharge.....bad conduct MAY lead to dishonorable discharge PLUS he was demoted to E-1 rank , lowest rank possible lol But no jail time that's uncalled for , dishonorable discharge gives you a bad name for the rest of your working career , employers might not hire you so he's fucked ,and demoting him to E-1 rank from a sergeant rank of E-5 was a slap in the face on the way out , when you enter the military and you are still a nobody that when you're an E-1 . It's easy to build up to E-3, takes BCT then advanced training and some time ....but if you already have 60 college credits you can start right at E-4 which is a specialist rank, as early as going to basic training. So demotion is a slap in the face.

I thought a fast drop was Letting the shoot open pulling the cargo out the drop bay as the skim the runway/ field

Sarge thinks "with those fat azzed tires, sumbeach gonna bounce a couple times with no damage at all".

It would not surprise me one bit if that's what actually happened.

Whats your profile picture from?

@@SkylarKeystone it's a character called Operator-Chan

@@SkylarKeystone A bad Zeus named liru that plays to much arma3.

Sir these are now broke take it or leave it

“I don’t much like you Sargent… but it’s hard to argue with your results”

Fam? What in English is that?

😂😂😂😂💯

@@ricco3 it’s called… ENRGRIGSH!

((rant incoming haha)) All that shit was donated to the Afghani military. How tf you expect a skeleton force of 2500 US soldiers to secure a nation's worth of donated equipment their allies straight up abandoned? Send in more troops first, try to secure it all and slowly withdraw? Naw, not only would it have required well over tens of thousands more troops to secure all the locales, but then the Taliban would immediately resume attacking for breaching the deal and the Afghani military would still be deserting since they know their days are numbered, leaving only American soldiers to fight and die trying to secure those bases/weapons/equipment (and you know the Afghani military is corrupt/cowardly enough to sell/donate their gear to the Taliban anyways for amnesty). Promise to take the Afghani military with us when we withdraw to prevent them abandoning their duties and positions? You tell me how much you actually trust an entire foreign on American soil, especially a military notorious for incompetence and being infiltrated by terrorists. Not even mentioning all the civilians we still would've needed to evacuate. Situation was fucked from the day DJT decided America will negotiate with terrorists. Signed a deal with the devil and now Americans and Afghans are paying for it. Not saying the current situation is that much better. It's still a fucking shitshow. But I'm pretty sure the military and administration was basically stuck between choosing to risk the lives of hundreds of more US soldiers fighting the Taliban mostly by themselves to reclaim military tech their allies abandoned due to hearing about a deal the previous administration struck vs just saying fuck all this noise, the situation will end up the same the moment we leave anyways and just pull out now to minimize US casualties. In the end, the administration chose to value US soldiers lives over everything (and everyone) else. Whether you agree or not is up to you, but then you tell those soldiers to go back in there and do whatever you think needs to be done if you're so adamant in decrying the situation. Y'all also be crocodile crying over 13 soldiers dying but would've still been bitching about potentially dozens more US military casualties if we had resurged troops back into Afghanistan anyways. Some fucking "patriots" And if any of y'all be military and spewing this shit, then y'all are just a bunch of blue falcons and know deep down you always were. If anyone thinks of some better answer to the current situation in Afghanistan that doesn't involve nukes or genocide (cuz that's REALLY not a better answer just y'all showing why we should execute you to prevent future crimes against humanity), then by all means please let the people know. But for now, y'all are just a bunch of fucking blowhards looking to exploit foreign suffering for cheap political points among swing voters who are so insulated and removed from most politics that honestly any big news story will swing them over one way or the other. All so you can get the political power to make the military do this shit all over again. Stfu and gtfo.

@@whisperingshadowXI Well, you are right about the cost of vs utility comparison here, but I have one problem. Aren't those military wares stored in army bases and warehouses? Isn't all this hardware concentrated at one location? You don't need soldiers to do that, just bomb the entire store. US don't have qualms bombing civilian locations for a few terrorists, they could easily bomb these military surpluses that are abandoned by the ANA, with little to no loss. And forget about the humvees, what about the Blackhawks? Those are far more critical pieces of tech to fall into enemy hands. Wasn't that the reason one of them was promptly destroyed during the Osama raids in 2011 after it crashed? The ANA fighter planes could also be destroyed in a similar manner. Instead they were simply handed out nice and ready at airports. What a fucking shitshow. Show SOME spine for god's sake. You are right that US shouldn't have been conducting diplomacy with the Taliban at such shitty terms. But to not even have contingency plan for situations like these is simply woefully bad leadership.

I was just about to fucking say that. It’s what happens when we have hypocrites for leaders

@@whisperingshadowXI They admitted that they expected the Taliban to take over, only surprised that it happened as fast as it did. Leaving the gear with the Afghan army was always as good as leaving it for the Taliban and they knew it the whole time.

💪👍👍 crazy right!

And any future jobs tbh. A bad conduct discharge is almost like having a felony record when looking for jobs in the private sector

@@evaun1t165 that’s when you don’t tell your employers that you served lol.

@@kilowhiskey7973 well it’s an extremely common question “we’re you in the military , and/or discharged less than honorable?” And you can’t lie lol

@@TheIndirectgaming yes you can there's no law saying you have to tell any past employment history on a job interview

@@evaun1t165 didn't he say he just lost rank though?

Lol yeah they are like that they don’t want it let anyone out the Military and most officers too

I bet money that's why he did it

@@Sinoops yeah I bet so too lol

@Danny DNA Probably the best way out of the army. Would sound awesome in a story. Best dishournable discharge that I can imagine.

People are stupid a dishonorable discharge. Nope thats probably a terrorist charge. Thats an act of war even if it was done out of being pity.

Damn I'd be sitting there probably getting clowned for being "so dumb" but I'd start saying shit like this.

True Except the ones still used by those poor bastards still fighting in that valley north of kabul , even though all their corrupt leaders and officers pissed their pants at the first sight of the Taliban

He knew, didn't he?

😂😂😂

A true hero.

more like fedex

Haha 😂

Air Force but yeah

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

Damn my brother works for DOWNS and every package is perfect delivered

Apparently that happens when soldiers think the equipment isn't reliable enough, so they break it so the army is forced to give them newer/better gear

@@TMAJ0R a pro gamer move

@Heck Dudes69 take a seat and wait for me to give a fuck

@@emma6648 you dont just get fired from the military,they bang you all the way out the door

@@emma6648 they don't get fired in military, it called dishonorable discharge.

Lmfao yes!!

"What did you see over there?" *has flashbacks of falling humvee parts* "Tires man fucking tires !" 😂😂😂😂

You crazy son of a gun 🤣🤣🤣

*Vietnam war flash backs*

Lol

This made me chuckle

They have a mouth between their eyes? Ok...

Transformers reference?

@@brendanr1525 yeah everyone does it’s just below our nose?

@@cinemaphar oh my god you're dense. That's absolutely not not what I said, way to twist my words, you're really good at mental gymnastics.

Reprimand for what? The laughing? The photography? The failed drop? How can an equipment failure be blamed on the load master?

@@joewoodchuck3824 he purposely made it failed so…

lol good one!

XD

What's wish?

@@pops7249 what's wish

100% military used, last start one week ago, no missing parts🙄🙄

I think that’s the next plan Dump our trash from landfills on the enemy

@@TreeGod. ah yes, an effective tactic, BUT dump it on their teritoty so it's their problem, not ours

Humvees and MREs

debris*

Debris*

😂

Drop with awm

Army mechanic leadership: fix it, it’s still a pacing item.

😂😂😂😂

All packages are required to be able to withstand a 6' drop onto concrete. Because they fall from one conveyor to the other. Most people don't read the shipping requirements

@@devingeary455 r/whoosh

just got you to 1K likes, you’re welcome 😎

and most fuel efficient. covered all that distance without using a single drop off fuel

now he works for dhl

"This is a disaster" "I disagree, it was probably the world's fastest air drop"

He's got a point

“No no. He’s got a point”

@@eisberg5249 if that were true then they'd still be up there, floating around 🤭

It’s technically still “airdrop” 😁

You drop them to the air *Airdrop*

@@NotWhatYouThink hey are you the naked archeologist guy? I used to watch that show. Your voice is very similar

@@NotWhatYouThink Are you the naked archaeologist guy? Michael used to watch that show. And your voice sounds very similar.

@@NotWhatYouThink Are you the naked archeologist guy? Dragon Lord says Michael use to watch the show and that you sound very similar.

Awwwzum! Yep watching that movie today

I'm surprised at the amount of people who get reference 👊

666 likes not going to ruin it

Omg! Classic quote!

The Rock!!! Classic

🤣 🤣 🤣 Sergeant: oh u talking about the Humvee I just destroyed?

Broooooo as soon as you said that I thought of the general from Johnny Test idek 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Humvee this: cuts cord to parachute.

🤣 underrated comment

@@fardinhaque5167 0

@Austin Smock Back then they’d drop dozens just to hit their successful drops for the troop. At least they’d have spare pets and extra fuel.

@@smoketinytom Parts. Spare parts. Not pets XD

@@TheKenji2221 Ducking Piece of Ship autocorrect.

@@TheKenji2221 I was like “yeah, I bet they had LOTS of pets on the ground....wait a minute....”

"yeah just kick them out the hatch they'll be fine, maybe"

...and the Captain gets court martialed for giving the order !! The Sgt just did what he was told !! 🤪

And i thought it was triple time

This was actually in my unit a couple years back, basically the guy was getting treated like shit by command, was tired of the Army, and thought the best and quickest way to get out was this

@@MissChriss922ifly Really? Wow what are the chances of you being here? Anyways, this would cause a dishonorable discharge right? Would that not make it harder for him to get a job?

@@Michael-pt8gj depends on if he deployed, notable merits, NCOERs, ect. At a minimum, if he was the model soldier and has alot of people backing him, general discharge. At the max: possible jail time, pay/grade reduction, has to pay off the equipment, dishonorably discharged. I dont remember exactly what happened to him, but my guess is he didnt have to pay for the humvees, got pay/grade reduction, then got kicked after doing his extra duty lmao probably got a "less than honorable", which gives you the chance to have it changed to honorable at a later date through the VA. It's not as bad as dishonorable, but not good either.

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD

@L x w H v R m WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MK2 POWERED COMBAT ARMOUR YOU HAVE LOST!

U mean ur taxes 😅

This

HAHAHAHA

Hahahahaha

Promote ahead of peers.

No obviously not wtf????? We take pride in the work we do delivering goods. What’s wrong with you people???? Try having a job that makes you accountable for your actions once in your damn life. Then maybe you’d come to respect delivery drivers!!!!!!!!!

I'm fucking dying right now! Why does this comment not have more likes!

I claim 1 every year 😐

Yes you get a 50 cent write off. You didn’t pay for that Humvee all by yourself. It was a collective of all the taxpayers and your portion only comes out to 50 cents.

@@youaregoingtolovethis You must be fun at parties

@@youaregoingtolovethis take a joke

The bad conduct discharge is even worse. It's not as bad as a dishonorable discharge, but it's basically screwed up his resume and he might as well be a felon after that.

The guy in the mugshot go to order food at McDonald's, the cashier says, "Necks please!"

When you see that one person that should have a very large Beard 🧔‍♀️.

Imagine the humvee just crashed through your house killing your wife and child but it was still same day delivery so you give them a 4/5 star

mans got killed by a care package drop irl

The US (including my self 🙄) : NIIIIIIIIIICE everyone else: that's an overkill Sorry for the edit ,some idiots will be getting triggered by the overkill comment involving politics in response 🤭

Only in battlefield

Still cheaper then some of the ordnance we use to kill single targets.

IT HAPPENS..

@The beast If you can put enough cargo 'chutes on anything, you can drop it. The operative word in the sentence is "enough".

@@georgeboyer8158 ever see A-team? You can drop and fly a tank

It delivers you

@@georgeboyer8158 there's a point at which it becomes too big, air currents can shred a parachute apart if it's too wide

Hmm vee

@@ignatiuskevin13 😭😭 I was coming to say the same☠️☠️

"Hmmm do we have Nokias?" "Nope" "Araight then, drop the humvees"

Is it funny I can imagine marines doing that

The Humvee landed it one piece. It just didn't stay that way for long.

Humvee it piece land FUCK

"Well, it technically landed, not just in one peice"

Well, it technical piece, just landed in one not.

One landed on Musk just not one piece of Elon

The fastest

@@Simoxs7 exactly! And those things seem to work perfectly fine after they drop them! .....don't see what the big deal is if you ask me.🤔🤪

It's the army way, 😆

"We said fast, not effective"

Would worked with a tank x)

Getting laid: "it's not what you think"

@@Josh-je2ni his wife is pregnant: what you think its not

@@IsraelCountryCube its not what you think it is

"you see officer, I just wanted to go really fast and stopped paying attention to the speed limit."

@@YayapLives But it's not what you think. One might say i didn't see the speed limit because i was going so fast. *when the Eurobeats come on*

Sponsored by Ikea

*Oh so that’s why bob the builder served in Afghan*

outside is duplo the inside is lego

Damn bro you don’t have a fuuuck about comfort 😂

"but sir we ain't roman legions to build it in 3 days"

No protection against IED - kind of the big problem

thats the exact way i would describe my car on the freeway

This is actually an insane story..... when I was watching this I wondered to myself what would happen if someone was inside one of those I think you got away pretty lucky with fractions rollerblades although that sounds extremely painful did you fully heal and do not have any lasting injury from that

@@lurk7967as long as it wasn't the ball joint. I Imagine a full recovery.

Did you wake up midfall or on impact? If it was midfall what was going through your mind as you fell?

@@TheCaptainSplatter sounds insane either way guy is lucky he did not break his neck or back...

Three Humvees don't cost "millions". If they were packed with gear, it might have reached 1 million, but it was probably wasn't even that.

@@ericmueser One Humvee costs $220,000, so a few of them together would easily exceed one million.

@@AlCatSplat thank you for restating exactly what he said

@@AlCatSplat and there were 3 ..3x220k = 660k. Still under 1 mil

@@AlCatSplat that's the on paper cost for a brand new one. There isn't many brand new ones

😂💀🤣

lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best comment....hahahahax33999 times, just hilarious!

Actually its 3 ways, were you not paying attention?

Yes

Send bobbypics of you

And kids too

Not the dad. I'll be the best dad

lmao

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How can you lose a rank if already dishonorably discharged? Dishonarble discharge is straight up losing everything.

@@TheCaptainSplatter in this instance, the Sergeant was reduced to the rank of E-1 private and given a bad conduct discharge. It was all part of the sentencing. Dishonorable discharge is different from a bad conduct discharge.

Honestly the dumbest thing ever, thats like leaving a can of gas next to a fire and soem idiot says i want to see what happens we all know whats going to happen

@@philb2820 ah so at least it won't show up on his record at least. Still lose his benefits though I believe.

Lmfao

I don't get it. 😩

@@cappyjones woosh

@@cappyjones watch he’s other videos

“It’s a girl!!” Her: “but It’s not what you think”

I don't get it