“I use a white GEL PEN as an eyeliner! I use MAYONNAISE as bronzer!” Boy you really crack me up 🙌🏻

Don't worry, I talk to myself while I draw too

STARTS A WAR WITH HIMSELF ON COLOURED PEOPLE, SUBSCRIBED

I like how he roasts himself out of nowhere... Meeeeee😂😂😂

Xabio, the artist that gets an argument with a colored pencil. **edit Oh my sweet poTAEtoes, I just received the most likes in my whole entire life...I'm extremely late at seeing those likes but thanks y'all!!

"When I went outside, people saw me and thought the moon came out"

The part where he has an argument with himself got me. You’ve got a subscriber!!

Xabio: "It's very important to show that you are confident in your line and you don't go over them too much." *Furiously scribble on paper and make lines 2 feet in thickness* This is the why I subscribed 😂👌 (I'm new and I need to be educated ;-;)

DUDE SAME everyone I know have expensive pencils and crap and I'm here with my dollar tree pencils and some I found on the floor at school 😂 THEY WORK THE SAMEEE

Tutorial starts at: 4:58 Comment Challenge: Name the missed meme opportunities. *bonus points for time stamps

Came for the drawing material... staying for the memes.

" Add some random lines to make people think that you're an artist" 🤣

this guy makes me not skip to the tutorial 😂😂😂😂 just to watch the self commentary

When he stared roasting himself I started dying 😂😂😂

This is the only tutorial that has actually helped me draw a guy... THANKSSSSSSS

the most majestic egg I've ever seen

you must have the most expensive art supplies *grabs out regular pencils, some regular, and colored* and fights with the colored pencil. I love this video, I have now subscribe to you.

Eyebrows are sisters not twins.. BITCH THOSE EYEBROWS AINT EVEN FRIENDS Jk I love ur art I'm subscribing

i came here for the tutorial..... was not expecting that

1:17 isn’t that Jazza’s child lmao

" I am the light you see before you die " 😂

Doesn't even get to the tutorial and already likes video

*I use a white gelpen as eyeliner* IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER😂😭

I subbed you are the only person i can understand because, all the other ones just DRAW exept for explaining (i love the hand vid)

I love how you don't use expensive ass art supplies and use pencils you can find under the couch.

"If anyone had to be called coloured people, it should be fricken saltines like me." Same dude. Same.

You’re funny. No one else is as funny as you.

The beginning killed me

1:17 HOLY HECK THAT'S BABY JAZZA!

"because i will start a war that will bring this earth to its knees, bleeding and begging for mercy", chill dude we're just here trying to draw a face.

I've never seen a guy trigger himself XD

This helped me the most when you described the characteriscs of the male face

Ffirst

please find me and help me get out of the dirty and clean sea of comments....

U have expensive art supplies u have to be careful not to be happy with the art u end up with XDDD luv ur vids so much

Im jealous of your art supplies

when you were drawing the girls head i was like how is that perfect but you made it work and im like he is a wizard

I was realy amused that i forgot why i was here.

Young man, I have never laughed so hard and for so long at a tutorial as I did with yours! WOW! You're a talented young man, and obviously a good comedian as well. Thank you for lifting my spirits up... I needed that laugh... continue to leave a legacy of kindness, knowledge of the arts, and laughter. Continue being a wonderful father to your beautiful little boy, and a great son. Thank you once again. i appreciate you, and good humor.

youre a great teacher. the video is not boring but still really easy to understand and you proof that we dont need a fancy pencils or paper to draw and we dont need beautiful perfect line to start with. you make it messy on purpose to proof that anyone can do it if they practoce enough! so far ive watched a couple of your tutorial and really enjoyed it and i did improve from it. thank you for making these tutorials entertaining but also easy to understand

I love how you have your little conversations with yourself it's really great and the memes are 10/10. love your vids and there really helpful!

*_I never knew satan was white_*

Everyone STOP HATING just because you have nothing better to do.Btw your a really good artist don't listen to the haters😀😀😀

OxiClean get's the tough veins out.

Haha this is great!😂love the memes yet still keeping me interested when learning to draw 😂😂👌👍

I freaked out when my comment was in there. Edit: *SEES 3 LIKES* I HAVE NEVER MET EVOLUTION

*watches* Xabio: *talks about skin and other random stuff* Me: So are we gonna learn or not..?

"How did you learn to draw?" *I make KZfaq tutorials and watch my own videos.* 😂

" Now draw a perfect shaped circle. " - draw and ovel shaped egg head with lots of lines and stuff - PERFECT

Other people : Netflix and chill ? And then we have me : Memes and drawing eggs ? I have no life....

19:37 *Male face* : When you fart but a little extra comes out

I was on my recommended and I sneezed on my phone and my phone was like: HOW TO DRAW A FACE

I find your tutorials so good as they actually help me improve and even though it's simplistic it's good ya know? 😂

We don't have to use dead memes? Ok Music at 4:45? DARUDE-SANDSTORM

I love his art!!!!!!!!

These videos are so simple and casual and unperfessional but more helpful than perfessional artist tutorials. This channel is golden

i see usefull drawing video *likes* i see memes *subscribes*

me: he looks like a simple guy with simple drawings :) -the part when he draws a nose for the girl- him: *grabs sketchpad* me:*sees realistic eyes drawn by pencil* me: I was totally wrong

OMG .. I love your channel.. i've just discovered it a few days ago and im addicted already.. lots of love from Egypt 😁❤️

I like how he doesn't need expensive material to draw, or paper (he draws on cardboard for crying out loud) like he frickin has talent 👏

you: okay, so start with a very nice, clean oval *starts drawing* me: *cries* THAT OVAL IS SO PERFECT, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Been waiting. Could you do how to draw clothing? (Weird request I know)

Me: Clicks on a tutorial to get better at drawing faces. Xabio: * goes on a three minute rant about how white he is * Love it, man. Keep it up.

I smell barbecue sauce in my house and it is distracting.

This is literally my favorite video ever. I could watch over and over (and I have). I'm so pale.

I'm definetely subbing lmao

Who else can’t even draw the head😂😂

You’re the guy that got me into drawing and this is the first tutorial I ever watched, cool memories watching it again

"Butt panda" best roast ever. You being triggered is basically me everyday.. hahaha haaaaa... kill me plz ._.

I'm not just soggy wonder bread I AM A FUULLLYYYY EVEOLVEDDDDD MEGA STALLLLLLEEEEEEE WONDER BREEAAAAD -explosions of mayonnaise in the distance-

I'm 14 years old and I just got into art school. My strength is in still life, so I've been struggling with drawing portraits for some time. Thanks for the tutorial!! It really helps, the results were amazing. I subscribed because your tutorials really help💯 I also like how you don't swear seriously in these videos so I don't feel awkward when I send them to my friends when they need help.

For a second I thought that upper lip was a mustache, BAHAH..HAHAhahhh..... yeahh not funny ;__;

I kept seeing your vids in my recommend but kept ignoring them cause Idk I'm subbed to way to many artists, I finally decided to watch and I instantly prefer your channel more then most of my other Fav art channels, I love your channel just cause of the fact that you style is really close to mine 🙂 but a tad bit more refined then mine 😋 and I love your tutorials 😁, Ya gained a new Sub 😝

I didn't just binge watch all of your videos 4 times, and stalk you on Insta, musical.ly, facebook and twitter... okay maybe I did... I'm not creepy XD

"I give iPhone cameras a headache"🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those roasts are amazing bro 😂 I can't stop laughing

can u do tutorial for drawing eggs... cuz i cant ..... 😐

If Xabio replies to this, I'll actually drink a whole bottle of tabasco-

This was an amazing and helpful video and the intro was funny.. Can you please make a tutorial on how to color the face?

You've taught me more about art in 3 videos than I ever learned from any other video

_you're the best teacher umm... I just came here like 10mins... but I reallyyy loved your channel!!!!_ 😍😍😍 new subscriber!!!

I don't know where I've been... under a cave probably but these tutorials help me so god damn much thank you so so so sooooooo much xxxx

You're the only drawing tutorial guy that didn't put me to sleep

You are like that teacher that doesn’t give a crap but you learn more from than anyone else

Hey! I just subscribed to this channel after 2 videos lol, I never seen art tutorials like yours because everyone else is so serious but you have some funny tutorials, after your hand tutorial video I will never draw hands the same way XD -btw I noticed you put random people's comments in your videos, can I be a random person :3 -

How do I draw a hood?

Half of the art tutorial is just him being more white than is the moon and the sun had a child. I immediately subscribed.

You are an amazing guide for me. I love your videos they are so funny and your drawings are so good. I see alot of videos of people going to highschool or art school and the teachers don't approve of anime art. . . the art style I usually do. . . and with your videos it helps me to practice real art. Thank you 😆

why you roasting yourself? i thought subs were ment to do that

You're a very talented artist and you have made art so simple for me, it's really honestly helped me so much! I was having so much trouble sorting out a personal style that was easy for me to draw, and because of these videos it's helped me find it so easily. Keep doing you hun ^-^

i come to these tutorials for a reason. his vids are memes that i binge on and the same time learn from. better than history class

14 yr old self : Ooh memes this must be classic! 14 yr old brain : My god kid you really are lonely

Holy cow dude! That's amazing! I haven't even finished the entire video and I already think it is great! It is a spectacular mix between drawing and humor. Your exquisite memes and ingenious comments keep me engaged in whatever drawing you are doing! I hope this comment will provide a even stronger link between you and your subscribers! I am a terrible drawer, but after watching this video, I've become slightly less terrible at drawing! Heck, this comment is already long so why not make it longer! Maybe it will go down as the longest comment that Xabio Arts has ever seen! Wow that would be great. Maybe this comment will be in one of his videos! However, it might be too long for the bottom right part of the screen. Nevertheless, I will proceed to make this comment longer and longer. I wonder who would actually read all of this? Maybe this comment will be lost forever and never be found due to Xabio's popularity. In that case, what I would be typing right now would be absolutely meaningless. Perhaps, the reader is getting bored of this. Time to spice up this comment with more motivation. Xabio, after watching your other videos while making this comment, I must say that you are a pretty cool dude. In all honesty, don't ever stop these videos, there is so much more that can be learned from them! I haven't seen your entire channel yet, but if you have a easier way of drawing circles, that would make my drawing slightly less terrible. I just watched your hand video, maybe you could somehow draw a circle, from a square or rectangle. You might think it would be impossible but here is what I am thinking. you could draw a square, and then draw round lines on the inside that touch each side of the square in the middle, then you could erase the square and then keep the round line which would make a circle. I have never attempted it, but you just might be crazy enough to do it! Other than that, I would be perfectly content with my stick figure drawings. To become a drawer of your caliber seems ludicrous. However, I will strive to get there. Geez, I wonder how long this comment will look in the comments section. Anyway, back to the main point, I have just subscribed. It was a book that brought me to this drawing kind of stuff you know. After reading a book on how to animate, it attempted to tell me how to draw, however, my mind wasn't at the level of that book. But when I went online to youtube for videos on how to draw and you were the best tutor. Well, I guess this is it. The end of my comment. It certainly was a long one. Who knows who will read the whole thing. It is longer than your description Informational- wise. Maybe I can make it one more line longer. I'm almost there. Just got to get to that indention mark........c'mon almost got it..Whew. That was the final line. No more lines. None at all. Not a single line more than this. Oh, Xabio, if you skipped to the bottom instead of reading the whole thing, I recomend you should read the whole thing. It is chock full of useless, yet useful information. Alright that is all. See ya! Keep up the hard work!

lmao i watch ur videos to laugh, not for the art ... BUT YOU ARE VERY GOOD !

I love you that you spelt thick with 2 c's "THICC" You're amazing. also a great artist and you have helped me improve my art skills so much! Thanks

this is the artsist of the centurie!

this is amazing, you get a proper tutorial and MEMESSSSSSSSSSS

anyone else try and pause it when he said triangle for the nose? i spent like 30 min. doing that. 😅😅😅

I was hoping that you wouldn't be boring or something because I'm half awake but that 'rant' you did at the beginning was just 👌 Edit : dude I like your style

I actually receive happiness and deadpan comedy from your vids. This is quite entertaining, Xabio, thx xD