1. turn on highbeams 2. put on sunglasses 3. tailgate (optionally set them on fire) 4. if congested, floor brakes at last second 5. dont let your car break down. you own your car, it doesn't own you. 6. if car catches fire, drive around like hellrider (your sunglasses will help here) 7. if another vehicle catches fire, set yourself on fire too. dont let them be cooler than you hope this helps

Open windows, downshift, downshift again (if too low RPMs), floor it and enjoy the sound of your people!

Drop a gear, rev the engine and blast your horn

In my 1962 Morris Minor most of this is irrelevant. It doesn't have a radio or hazard warning lights.