How To: Druid - (A WoW Machinima by Nixxiom)

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Жыл бұрын

The Druid. The true Furry class in World of Warcraft. Whenever you wanted to deal with your sick, disgusting desire to get it on with a cat, bear, or even a seal, the Druid is the call you go to. This is, honestly, the only thing the class is known for, aside from poor DPS. Even to this day, Blizzard still has yet to give the class a good combat spec that can compare to the all mighty Death Knight. The only worthwhile specialization, after all, in the FOUR different talent options is still the healing spec. Just tell us how Feral druids aren't the lowest damaging class in the game. Go ahead, we'll wait.
In this episode, the Noob experiences all the horrors and down right devilish things Druids really get up to. The druid, Tinkle, does his best to hide the dark secrets from the Noob the best he can, but ultimately it is up to Nixxiom and Moocluck to rescue their... friend? Err... plaything.
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@draycephantom9940 Жыл бұрын

I was hoping the ishnu alla guy would appear.

@nillsthefunexpert2571 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes the one where the noob found the perfect class for him and nixxiom and moocluck screwed up.

@MrOrcshaman Жыл бұрын

They didn't screw up, they intentionally sabotaged him

@yea_its_us634 Жыл бұрын

@@MrOrcshaman Yes and also, As a hunter who has done dungeons with druids, I can officially say that Druids are probably the worst and downright just absolutely rude class out there.

@user-cv3rz2rz6e 5 ай бұрын

I know this is a year old but as a druid you main you guys are ninja looters and slow as fck and you ain't pulling fast enough we're under things called rage we have to keep pulling and going fast so we're going to be assholes and pull half the s*** it will still out DPS your ass every f****** chance we get mother f*****

@trippyharry3789 Жыл бұрын

Man that went from very sad to very cruel. Poor Noob and Tinkle :(

@ybov9545 Жыл бұрын

The ways of a druid are needed here. Let us unleash nature's wrath! For Tinkle!

@jeroenvanwijk9019 Жыл бұрын

Andu-falah-dor

@nodensbertilak6855 Жыл бұрын

As a druid main I find this accurate

@NavalFox Жыл бұрын

as a druid main, I don't 🤣

@PhoeniixCircle Жыл бұрын

As a druid main... please no fighting :'(

@tklkw Жыл бұрын

Lies!! Nobody mains a druid.

@Jeerin_ Жыл бұрын

As you being a druid main I find you guilty

@athena8534 Жыл бұрын

If you find this accurate that says something about you lol. Druids are currently one of the highest performing dps as well

@sisterblissuk9253 Жыл бұрын

Wtf poor tinkle 😭

@sunstorm750 Жыл бұрын

1:06 nixxiom is so powerful he can move even while standing still

@mavvic3892 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if Nixxiom will do a reaction to the Dragonflight datamine about (you know who's) "big sacrifice." I always got the impression he liked him, though half his machinimas (including this one) might contradict that opinion.

@lunnaa777 Жыл бұрын

i havent watched all his videos but i recall him calling furion "f* awesome" at least a couple of times

@posessedbedsheets Жыл бұрын

Ten hours of Nixxiom/Moocluck laughing when?

@lachlank.8270 Ай бұрын

You had me at the Animorphs thumbnail lmao

@PhoeniixCircle Жыл бұрын

jeeeesus ! That one got dark real quick xD

@doablin Жыл бұрын

As a druid main I'm my guild's prominent healer consume a satchel of Richards

@PhilipKerry Жыл бұрын

Going for a tinkle can be dangerous ......

@alexcruz7491 Жыл бұрын

Great job!

@Orthane Жыл бұрын

There's only 2 kinds of Druids 1: the chill stoner who is 100% a Hippie/Communist 2: *furries*

@Powerhaus88 Ай бұрын

As a druid main, I hunt both furries and commies.

@punkfacexo6066 Жыл бұрын

Thumbnail design is epic!

@patrickelmasian1079 Жыл бұрын

Wow...that took a turn I didn't see coming.

@Hscaper Жыл бұрын

Probably the most fitting for noob

@waiwantheclock Жыл бұрын

I was looking for these forever ago, didnt know u reuploaded on a dif account

@Sourcecode01 Жыл бұрын

i loved this lol, earned a sub :)

@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind Жыл бұрын

I really enjoyed the laughing at the end.

@blackblazer5746 Жыл бұрын

me too

@MissDiamond4 Жыл бұрын

Poor Tinkle...

@Diresilence Жыл бұрын

Druids in old Warcraft lore (I say old, because I don't even fucking know what Blizzard's lore is for them now): Powerful defenders of nature who basically sacrifice their personal lives to keep the corruption of the Nightmare at bay. Only stopping to fight the Legion, before finally being somewhat relieved of their duties in the emerald dream. Each druid circle representing an aspect of nature, from predatory to nature's wraith itself Druids in WoW: "Please give me huggie wuggies, uwu."

@rohleek5939 Жыл бұрын

You know that its their fault that the corruption is in emerald dream right?

@Diresilence Жыл бұрын

@@rohleek5939 Is that what they're at now? Wasn't sure, they've retcon everything so I wasn't even sure if they were going with their original lore or some new bullshit they pulled out of their ass because someone writing a book thought it would work.

@rohleek5939 Жыл бұрын

@@Diresilence the lore of them corrupting the emerald dream starts way before the first war lore by planting the world trees and one of them in grizzly hills being corrupted by an old god, this was all written before they started to take lore out of their ass :D but yeah the heroic actions in emerald dream arent that heroic, they are just cleaning their own mess :D

@dankstank110 Жыл бұрын

@@Diresilence that bit of the lore has always been there

@teddy9206 Жыл бұрын

@@rohleek5939 Doesn't that make it the old god's fault?

@kevindenis9551 Жыл бұрын

Though I play as a balance Druid, I have to say, the part at the end is more accurate than I’d care to admit. Why do you think I play as balance? Those weirdos give us druids bad names and seriously need help. Now I’ll go praise the sun and moon and stare blankly at the stars as it is instructed in the Druid trainer guide....

@patrickelmasian1079 Жыл бұрын

Need to make a machinima where Tyrande is acting like sacrificing Malfurion will be a hard thing to do, but in reality she really wants out of the relationship in order to be with a female night elf. Show how she secretly also caused illidan to disappear and all the bad habits Malfurion has, like any typical husband might have, bad traits which get annoying over the years. The idea that we need Ysera to rule the green dragons while the other dragon aspects are gone doesn't make sense to me but w/e.

@jackmehoff9517 Жыл бұрын

The tragedy of Tinkle.

@gameguy20100 Жыл бұрын

My first ever character was a druid.

@northstarrs6468 Жыл бұрын

Dracthyr: "Hold my uwu"

@hoofie7371 Жыл бұрын

"Since when are you allowed to have fun in this game!" :

@OGDweeb Жыл бұрын

Moonfire, Sunfire, Moonfire, Sunfire as I run through the middle of the BG... 😅

@gr0undbg Жыл бұрын

The end !!! AAHAHAHAH

@killianvanier1708 Жыл бұрын

1:58 lmao

@xxshadowfistxx2308 Жыл бұрын

4:08 damn

@stevenrusch6341 Жыл бұрын

The Druid Roleplayer should have said to Tinkle that he needs help.

@ghostsheepy. Жыл бұрын

i have never met a guardian druid below age 40

@paeden5431 Жыл бұрын

I'm one

@phoemizito Жыл бұрын

1:51 xD

@Rebelgoose Жыл бұрын

Rewatching this I was like "wait didn't they just kill the druid?". Then once I saw the dps and furry porn I thought I must've misremembered. Oh how wrong I was lol

@a_tired_dad Жыл бұрын

Shit I main Warr retail, Lock classic and I think this was savage #justice4tinkle

@samwrai Жыл бұрын

Man. Those two are the worst. D: I don't remember. The noob did ever found his class?

@The-Apothekari Жыл бұрын

don't believe he did :(

@braymer4 Жыл бұрын

He did he became a warrior

@warllockmasterasd9142 Жыл бұрын

@@braymer4 didn't he become a rogue?

@bigbadwolf3199 Жыл бұрын

@@warllockmasterasd9142 Nah he became a Demon Hunter

@Redmike56 Жыл бұрын

I won't lie The only reason I am playing druid this expansion is because convoke as boomkin is so fun to press 😂

@The-Apothekari Жыл бұрын

I wonder if he'll move to another mmo to continue his quest for the perfect class, hmmm. Mayhaps ffxiv? :D

@JacobWalker2891 Жыл бұрын

Wy do I laugh so hard at these... don't answer that.

@puppylord3707 Жыл бұрын

you only hating on druids cues we can trun into a cat and sleep all day

@Gorbub Жыл бұрын

69th comment I’m so mature also love your work ❤️

@Sanjiluv Жыл бұрын

Aw. All these "stupid" people representing the class archetypes always start off so wholesome lol.

@exarchyrel3056 Жыл бұрын

Hehe okay nice try I do not even watch animal porn but my night elf druid infernusryao is the only druid I have which I mostly do dungeons or raids on once in a while either way not all druids have a bad dps or watch animal porn like me for example

@brussailpook8213 Жыл бұрын

Ngl the shittiest class of the game isnt druid, its obviously shaman

@cc1210 Жыл бұрын

Druid bad at pvp??? What alternate reality is this?

@cpayne3 Жыл бұрын

Stupid and boring? I can stealth, insta cast kite, tank, heal, Rdps, Mdps, support, hybrid (dps and heals are always top of charts). Who needs trinket when I can remove snares from shape shifting? Not even gonna talk about abusing fly form with Engi in WPvP and SW canal trolling and other waterfront cities.

@xxshadowfistxx2308 Жыл бұрын

cry about it

@xxshadowfistxx2308 Жыл бұрын

@Kyle Wilson cry abt it

@Samagachi Жыл бұрын

Fr. I refuse to believe that druids are more boring than warriors.