Jokes on you, before all that i would breathe air ;)

"You have to get ur keycar" Me : living in an apartment with a mall connected to it

"Smallest steps possible" "Get out of bed" That's probably the hardest step of all.

my motivation to put down my phone: *”I’m not even here baby, I’m a hallucination”*

"make a cheeseburger" "No, make it yourself, I'm too busy studying for my finals

“Smallest thing: put phone down” me: “that’s the hardest thing for me”

Dude just encouraged me to get out of my bed to brush my teeth 💀

“Your gonna grab the *BUNS* “ Well that was taken out of context really fast

"you're gonna get in your car" People who have no car:

If I told you to make a cheeseburger what would you do first? Me : Say No

“You’re probably gonna grab the buns first” -A wise man

like the foot in the door technique! this video just reminded me to go do my hw. good tip ☺️

"if i told you to make a cheeseburger what would you do first?" Me- I'll say no

“Get in your car” me: *walks to store*

Bros handwriting is the one my mom wishes I had

Dude did an excellent job telling me motivation tips. he really went out of his way to do so

This actually had the opposite effect. Know that you made me realize how many steps it takes to get the ingredients for food, I’mma just stay inside my bed

"If i finish it, i finish it" -My motivation

“If I told you to ma-“ “no”

And before that, I’m gonna wake up.

“Buy the bun” Me: _so y’all don’t make them from scratch…?_

Alright, here’s my list: Put down phone Get out of bed Open door Walk out of door Walk down stairs Go into piano room Grab backpack Get textbook Get computer Turn around Go to staircase Walk up stairs Go into work space Put down textbook Put down computer Open text book Open computer Open Google Doc with notes Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word Read word just spamming now, and has somehow gotten less funny even though it never was funny

“If told you to make a cheeseburger what would you do first?” Me-born

Bro got more layers than a literacy teacher

"If I told you to make a cheeseburger what would you do first?" I would go back to sleep and dream about making a cheeseburger Also, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!

"If I told you to make a cheeseburger what would you do first?" Say no.

I needed this rn I have a summary to work on due tomorrow

“Youre gonna get the bun” Me thinking about the cheese: ._.

I was just struggling about having motivation lately loll.

“Get on ur car” I dont have a frickin car, neither my parents do

“And before that you’re gonna get born BUT before that…”

Can anyone appreciate the cute burger drawing

“your probably gonna grab the buns first” “i have 2 more tips” bro what’s going on here

I wish.. I’m always like: “I’m gonna do it after” and THAT after is at 10pm 💀

Bro explain us the whole algorithm in an seconds💀💀🗿

Dude before even watching this video i completed my entire summer assignment in just one day by doing this; I would always say just one more page and I'm done and completed the entire assignment like this 😂😂

"you're gonna get off your bed" Man how did you know I was watching KZfaq on bed

can we like appraise how he draws and colors every little thing to visualize is words lol

“Your gonna get off your bed” HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT IM ON MY BEDDDD

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan

"your gonna get in your car" Me: I don't have one...

I have so much homework due tmrw hopefully this helps! 😢

Seeing the "put your phone down" motivated me to go to sleep Thank you and good night

i just think of the main reward of doing a task like if u make a cheese burger i think of the enjoyment of eating it.

"Hey, can you help me make a cheeseburger?" "No." I aint touchin beef

“Get off your bed” *And I took that personally*

Him: What would you do first Me: The chessburguer

Glad to found this before i did my homework

Great! All I have to do is wake up.

Thank you, I just spent 2 hours of my beautiful life into that homework.

"yourgonna breeathe air"

This is the type of advice that my mom gives me

"If i told you to make a cheese burger, what would you do first?" Me: "say no"

Bro is living 100% life

"Gonna drive to the store" *Proud to walk across the road to get to the store*

thanks i was watching youtube shorts instead of doing my project that is due tmr when i never started it and now im going to do it

You actually remembered me i have homework, what a genius

"before that ur gonna get of the bed" Me: no no "before that ur gonna breath"

Y’know I think I get it. I could -order- buy the ingredients, ask my butle- I mean sister to open the door and make the burger all in the comfort of my own room using my phone. Bam, minimum steps. 🤩🤯

“If I told you to make a cheeseburger, what would you do first?” Me: I don’t know how to make a cheeseburger.

I do that usually it ends up as get off the bed for a hour

Him: if I told you to make a chesse burger what would you do? Me: _orders burger_

Just finished homework with that yes

“What would you do first grab the buns” oh so i am not grabbing a plate.

"I have the resorces at home"💀☠️

“Make a cheese burger” Me: “no”

"No, i will just say one thing to make a burget" "And that is" "Mom can i have a burger"

Your a live saver yk that

“You have your own hands and legs go get yourself that.

I'm seeing this while laying in bed knowing damm well I got homework to finish

This guy saved me he said homework and then I remembered I have homework

"What would you do first?" Ask how tf you got in the shower

This is like algorithm from my book

thats actually a great idea thanks

“And before that, your gonna buy a plate”

"where's your motivation?" -Vergil

Me watching this video when supposed to be homeworking 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bro prepared all

"your gonna get off your bed" Your gonna have to revive me first

"what would you do first?" me: "make it yourself"

Me: Hey that’s some really good advise! Also me: *Sleeps until midday*

I've actually been doing this for months to do my homeworks, like making a video. I write: search, plan, make script, film, edit. Or even write steps on each of them. Honestly, it's working, I feel so motivated when I actually did a progress.

You had me in the first half

Me:Naw bro, do it yourself

If he told me to make a cheeseburger, I would say no

This man wakes up in a different time zone everyday, one day hes in high school, the next making a burger, then the next, taking a 7 am test in college

"what would you do?" me: "say no."

He:"Make a cheeseburger" Me:"Do it yourself!"

“Get in your car” *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

"What would you before that" *Orders chesseburger*

Meanwhile DMC fans following the tips of this video while driving the car to get the bread: *I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING*

''And before that you need money''

Bro is going from the cheese burger to the homework

Thanks helped me now I’m stuck in the sofa

"What would you do first?" Say no.

If I told you to make a cheeseburger what will you do? Does nothing*

If he told me to make a cheese burger I just wouldn’t, I would go to McDonald’s and call it homemade

I procrastinate opening my eyes when I wake up let alone getting out of bed

And before that your gonna wake up, and before that your gonna need motivation to fall asleep, and before that you need to get sleepy

I’ve always been doing this to get through harder things, for example when I have to wait 10 minutes I say “alright, 2 minutes until I’m a fifth through” and it’s just easier to process “5 2-minute durations” rather than “10 minutes”