Update: I tried joining delta v again for the first time in weeks and I was voucher banned for rule 0 and 2 violations in this round. No clarification given.

Guy tiding and trolling a minor sec timer into an execution (while blaming sec). Sec letting someone troll them so hard they resort to murder instead of ignoring the insults. Warden walking into a cell with an uncuffed prisoner. Borgs with no grasp of silicon policy. Someone eating a Bungo pit. Capcurity. Yep, this is a certified NanoTrasen Classic.

Holy shit it takes a borg breaking the rules the captain and the entire sec department to execute a guy who threw tomatoes no wonder wizden has a monopoly on english servers

"Shit on the floor sec" "LOOC: No ERP please"

I played in this round, this explains a lot, it explains why there was no botanist and I could just grow the cargo bounties myself, it also explains why sec didn't care when I robbed the vault, they were too busy in security.

borgs really be out here like "you don't need to say law 2" then refusing to do what you tell them to do

This security is hilariously unrobust. Along with the borg blatantly breaking its laws and YOUR lawyer filled out your execution order.

Shitsec executing a botanist for hurting their egos

That borg interaction hurt my soul….

Played ss14 just today. I got the whole station that annoyed that not only captain, but also borgs hunted me and wanted me dead. Even funnier that the only things i done were fighting with janitor once, disarming a sec cadet and cuffing a janitor for attacking me with disabler. After this, i just walked behind the corner and seen the whole fucking station running straigt at me with basebal bats and crowbars

15:33 "As long as he doesn't have an ID to label him as crew I can beat him" That borg should actually be job banned, that is the worst silicon play Ive ever seen

>Cadet in riot armor complaining about tomatoes everyone ignores the threat escalation rules ffs

man putting the muzzle on you was the ultimate show of impotent nerd rage no having a different view on things

This videos continues to confirm the sterotype of >shitsec is bloodthirsty at times >moth players are always shitheads >borg players are always shit heads >wardens outside of brig are always shit heads This has been the case for many many years

right so, I'm a sec main and frankly *WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON* The whole situation was dim as fuck yeah throwing tomatoes at sec isn't a nice thing, and id probably ask for 2 min just cause its mean but an execution is well past normal punishments. the only good thing is that they went to ask cent comm first which is a requirement for executions. This has so meany problems outlined that require remade in the form of training its too long to list... so going though one by one, 2:47 you need to basically be ready to cuff someone immediately because stims exist, they can just get back up and run 2:52 They are lucky the banana didn't work because their i hand wielding batons and disables while not being ready to IMMEDIATELY hit shift 2:55 thats why, they should have suddenly become prepared after the first banana peel. 3:10 not really valid hunting (dummy) 3:15 i dont even know 4:02 you need to get yourself verced (as a sec) in quickly turning off and ejecting disposals, OR finding a nearby one and flushing yourself down it. ALOT of people use disposals as a quick escape 4:46 Detective is in the right, 3 min for battery is fine given it was just tomatoes (albeit alot of them) 5:10 i don't know the station layout but that looks alot like perma cells, Normal cells have timers so you can bam a timer on, leave it and they will be automatically released 5:43 dumbass 8:43 captain there was two sec right there why are *YOU* of all people going after this dude? 8:44 dumbass 2 10:12 GIVE THE MAN SHOES FOR FUCKS SAKE! 11:23 Why do you have a gun? 11:24 HOLY JESUS YOU NEARLY SHOT THE OTHER GUY WARDEN WHAT THE FUCK 11:28 LEARN FROM YOUR EARLIER MISS DONT WALK RIGHT UP TO THEM! 11:35 didnt you have a sun prod warden? 12:26 active prisoner aboose. big nono (I cuffed a HoS for this once its such a big nono) 14:37 + , honestly. the whole execution was unprofetional In summary: This was a gaggle of cadets who didn't have enough senior staff (with compitence) to tell them what to do and how not be a dingus. I would dread to be the HoS in this situation telling them "Dont chase and beat up the botanist if hes ONLY throwing tomates and banapeels (Particularly if its not interfering with you chasing an actual antag)." again and again. I mainly play on wizden so i rarely have to scream at fellow sec's "DONT DO THAT STUPID THING" so seeing this just made me confused as hell to where upper management went.

this is the perfect representation of a TG player, also bless you for the borg abuse

If that borg wasn't malf he played really badly his role.

Holy shit, that borg needs a roleban. Where in your rules does it read "rank outweighs laws"? law 2 by defenition gets overridden by law 1. If you dont like being forced to do things you want due to your laws, dont play borg. Bet he just wanted to play sec with AA.

Thank you for your service. For how could we train these poor souls in these situations, like anarchist botanists? A true testament against so-called "security"

Glad to see Delta V is still shit.

I'm a seccie main, and sometimes I get overwhelmed by the amount of people needing my attention as warden, but I've never tried to kill someone for being annoying nor have I gagged someone. This sec team was actual shitsec. Btw most gagged prisonners I've had are goobers who do it to themselves which is pretty entertaining

just a bit of banter

I got abused by shitsec. I did pretty bad crimes (broke into command, Stole AA card but just pretended I was inspecting the station as a passenger, attempt to escape shitsec) got put into perma, beaten grievously, gassed with tear gas many times, and executed while they just kept laughing. Than I got a perma banned for saying a spicy joke. (All of command was watching and contributing, also low pop like 15-20 people)

Botanist: Lemme in Borg: You have no access to this area Sec: I don't have botany access for my chase Borg: Okily Dokily!

I laughed so hard watching this, especially the "rank outweighs laws" part. I hope you had great fun playing it too, the point of trolling is the victims' reacting like idiots, it's very fun. Though it is a shame that most players in many video games can't even handle insults anymore. Good insults are art and everyone should be able to enjoy them. It truly saddens me when players stop understanding they're playing a video game to have fun but instead treat it as if it's real life or some serious shit.

Robot goes out of its way to assist in the capture of the botanist and embellishes events to “protect the crew” but coincidently sits and watches what happens to him with contentment. Weird

Awwwww, poor baby sec cadet was butthurt over the smelly tomatoes being thrown at him. Awwww.

tf that borg doing? besides there are better ways to refuse to open your access panel. namely 'compromising my security may bring harm to the crew. law 1.'

You can also mutate tomatoes into blue tomatoes that make lube when thrown

legendary trolling sir

At the beginning i was like, yeah you shouldnt be such a dick to security but nearing the end when they more and more began breaking laws and started torturing you and even executed you yeah thats just ego 100

Assaulting an officer, resisting arrest, and substance abuse aren't really reasons to execute someone over perma. Also that borg needs to be role banned, as they don't understand how laws work at all.

doesnt ss14't have admins or basic quality control???

Shitsec aside, your shenanigans topped most clowns. 10/10 would watch botany be more robust than sec again!

Oh i was ghost watching you at one point i was laughing my ass off

"My butt hurts" It writes itself it really does

this is what peak borg gameplay looks like

The round be like: Sec: How many tomatoes do you have?? The man: Yes.

Bad Borgs, Bad Borgs Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they malf on you?

Borgs that selectively follow lawsets are way more annoying than the ones that do follow their lawsets and protect antags. EDIT: and powergaming lizsec, what a surprise

literally 1984

DeltaV really let itself go

watched this video 69 times, cried 420 times

Shittest sec and borg made me cringe

Both you and sec were doing LRP on MRP but security abused you, executed you for not a good reason (false execution) and were inhumane ( healing you so they can kill you right after so you in roleplay you had to suffer longer). The borg was not following his laws and over ruled law 1 with law 2

did they really torture you over tomatoes and a pit lmao

This actually made me so mad watching this

OH YES I KNOW THATS DELTA MOMENT FOR SURE.

Maybe I have a weird approach to the game but i get very little fun from "winning" in ss14 i often feel bad, like i struggle to stay going as an antag or secoff cause i hate like very directly and personally messing with other players' games the whole point of the game is that its an improv story of chaos that the players tell together; the metagame offers no rewards because its just there to move the story along, i dont see how people like this get any enjoyment out of the game like wordlessly gibbing the syndie they overheard say "tc" in a maint, or in this case just straight up executing some guy for bothering sec one time i straight-up got gibbed by the detective ON THE SPOT for whispering "welcome to the dark side" a bit too loud (i was headrev) but like how the hell does he know what that means? couldn't he at least ask or something? (this was probably partly due to it being LRP but whatever) Like this situation was a roleplay opportunity! and it couldve been funny too! but they decided to WIN the game instead!!! epic big win yay here's your trophy!!!

lawyers ,nowing less laws than security and being more shitsec than security is always more confusing

powertripping sec! just a week away!!

"just banter" LMAOOOOOOO

nice stalker reference

What the hell are the admins doing? the borg was straight up breaking it's own laws, especially the part where Rank apparently outranks laws, which doesn't make sense as what's stopping a traitor from stealing the captain's ID and telling the borg to murder the crew (and tried to validhunt, while failing hard at grammar) and then sec got violently butthurt over tomatoes. Like I get he was being a troll, but people do way worse on my server, and the use of a lethal weapon on a prisoner in perma is wild (the only time this is allowed on my server, is when three perma prisoners killed the Warden and we had to recover him while facing prisoners who now had a shotgun and energy gun). This is genuinely worse then the time I got mega banned for misunderstanding combat rules on a HRP server.

Delta v sec are so bad its unreal

Why botanist had access to epistemics channel and security channel on radio??

Something I noticed is that (in my experience) SS14's community is much worse than SS13's. Is it because it's available on steam? Dunno.

i wonder why i left ss14 this is the reason

Pretty funny

Honestly? This isn't even shitsec. Like it IS! But the shitsec gives the game its texture. Being beaten with a baton by security is an essential part of space station clownery. You acted a little too silly, they restrained you, and when you didn't choose the "sowwy secuwuty I pwomise to dwo betwer :3" route you effectively chose execution. The admins are cool for not bothering you, and for allowing security to slay you for your insolence. A great job done by all parties! Maybe that's a strange opinion, but surely you get that if security were all nice, understanding saints it wouldn't be fun to mess with them, right? Being a shitter is only really fun you believe your opponent is wrong in some way. Otherwise that's just bullying.

I stoped playing on delta V after sec was so fucking metagaming that they striped perma of all spawned items so priosners would't be able to do anything. I was almost fired from giving the prisoner the most bare bones perma items.

let us know which server is this so we dont join by accident

comedy

this is one of the few videos i've seen of deltav and it still looks like an awful server

Man, that was on of the best videos about ss14 raw gameplay I've seen so far. Only thing to do is to not to talk, and no explaining with your own voice, Few memes and nice music. That was great, I really enjoyed it. Keep it that way

as a sec main, i got second hand embarrassment watching this. how tf does delta v have a community.

Is that Delta-V, that server sucks ass

What server is this? It looks cool.

did any of them face consequences??

What a shitshow, barely any rp on MRP and incompetent security

Yea gonna avoid wizden if this is how their gonna handle sht like this

I have had a sec off handcuff me and put me in perma for standing in a door and telling them too shoot a syndie apparently that’s valid hunting did ahelp it the admins don’t do shit end of the day they still a sec officer and annoying as fuck random arresting people with no proof they are syndie

Shit, I hate that kind of borgs, who don't follow their laws. I mean, rather change their laws, like some servers did, which don't allow them following orders from people with inappropriate access level, or FOLLOW THE DAMN ORDERS, YOU STUPID ROBOT, OR GET SMASHED!!

What a parade of Rolebans

Who started this whole thing anyway, was sec shitseccing and this was a protest or was this a case of “I’m bored gonna harass sec”

how many Jbans do you think got delt, if any

ss13 is better anyway my guy.

where's the roleplay?

when are we gonna get a ss14 server thats not dogshit?

delta-v is SHIT

The they them shit has got to end bruh

Sec were honestly embarrassing, you did a tidesque windup and they just responded with violence, no wonder why you were being annoying as possible. Also, what the fuck was with that borg?

That's why no xenos must be allowed to play sec (yeah I know that in that case there wouldn't be anyone playing sec).

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I hate delta its like the worst part of lrp and the worst part of higher role play that's it you get the time of lrp and the events of lrp but are expected to be higher in terms of role play but it sucks

Average LRP player playing on MRP for the first time

Also, you had a nice vibe of... Madness Combat? or Lisa the painful, something like tha,t at the start, I dunno. Felt great, though

Technically, borg could ingnore you, when you were in custody, because you had no ID, so he couldn't confirm, that you are the crew member, he has no crew list. Still, the borg was shitty

Hey man whats your discord? want to send you something privately