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oh that's what you meant

a wise man told me, "If You want Kazuha then just get Kazuha."

gratis: "i need kazuha" genshin: "did someone say bennett"

Tuonto is so rich, he pulled for a character he didn’t even want because he misunderstood-

tuonto summoning instead of giving a ritual is just gold

I did a lot of rituals and got nothing. Then I went back to Venti statue and got him. Same sh*t happened when I was rolling for Xiao. I'm just going to say... Venti is our bestie, he love us, he will fullfil your desires lmao

nobody: nobody at all: me: "First time doing a ten wish in 3 months" Later: *Gets Kazuha*

Mihoyo was like: “you wanted bennett so you’re gonna get bennett”

NEW CHARACTER MEANS NAUGHTY CORNER WORKS RIGHT

15:29 "so i realized that osmanthis wine tastes the same as i remember"

If he’s paying them to give him luck, would this be considered ‘“whaling”?

bro...you sat in the wrong chair ;-;

I cried when tuonto started pulling AHHHAHAJSJ

I love how the totality of the rituals need to be done with Beidou lmao

I love that some of the streamers are in the comments, this video was such a fun watch and i love all the five star ritual videos that you make! Also hearing everyone's summoning rituals is such fun

How to get kazuha in one pull : -Get lucky Alternative : -Get rich Is that easy.

Gratis: asks a vtuber The vtuber: starts chanting and praying for Gratis

Me: *doing a ritual outside* The people and the neighbors: He's weird stay away from him Their friend gf or bf who played genshin: the ritual has begone

I love how Beidou is always involved in some of these rituals 🤣🤣🤣

beidou exists* summoning rituals, allow us to introduce ourselfs

Dish literally has a C6 Kaeya There is no way she is unlucky

"I am unlucky and my neighbors think im crazy." WELCOME TO PHILIPPINES MATE.

I got Kazuha trying to get Bennett, as I watch many hopelessly pull for Kazuha and getting 100 Bennetts in the process.

ah I finally understand~! I’ll be sure to send more blessings, a Qiqi sacrifice, and a chocolate cake for the next ritual :)

*How to get Kazuha in one 10 pull* *Step 1:* Be at pity 80

"Im both unlucky, and my neighbors think im crazy" LOL

this was a great video dude, your rections to the praying and licking was the best part 😂

Why didn’t he just punch a ketchup packet like the last time? Omg! Thank ya’ll so much for 1k likes!!!! :D

WHY DID TUONTO THINK U ASKED HIM TO SUMMON KAZUHA FOR HINSELF IM CRYING

I honestly love your videos man!! 🤣🤣

Your channel is so entertaining 😂😂😂. Happy to be a sub.

this is probably the most epic genshin streamer collaboration and none of the streamers knew they even collaborated. Gratis u are a godsent.

The last one reminds me of " if you're homeless, just buy a house " lmao

Have you tried sitting in Jeans chair? I did that and i pulled Ningguang, Klee and Mona also, Maybe if you try standing on top on the Barbatos statue in Mondstadt and use all of your characters elemental bursts it'll work for a five star, I pulled Kazuha there

14:21 I was mining some crystal at the Guyun Stone Forest, then saw this video, and I tried. I climb the stone where's a geovishap hatchling (I thing it has a beautiful view) and my first wish of the day was Yoimiya First 5 stars character since I started genshin impact IT WORKS

LMAO THE OSMANTHUS WINE HAD ME DYINGG

Mihoyo: we released a new character Genshin f2p: Kazuha! Me: nah. That’s just aether’s swag

if u want to get lucky : go to mondstadt venti's statue climb your way to his PP change the time to 00:00 wish i always get lucky on that spot

"my neighbors think I'm crazy", I can't stop laughing

He didn't forget that cloud retainer was his soulmate😂

Gratis: How to get Kazuha in one ten pull Me: Gets Kazuha but wields a claymore and somewhat launches a phoenix

i have not hit pity all the way since tartaglia and i got all the characters except for ayaka(got qiqi *smh* ) so if you want a ritual here you go: step 1: do all your daily commissions and make sure all characters are back from expedition. step 2:go to liyue katheryne and claim daily commission rewards, expedition rewards and also send characters on expeditions again and then summon exactly one time. step 3:there is a shrine in an underground cave right beside liyue(under the hill which has a teleport waypoint and a domain right beside each other) step 4: beat up the cryo abyss mage. step 5:stand in front of the shrine at angle at which you can see the shrine and your face at the same time and then perform 9 single summons and in those 9 you must get a 5 star character. (p.s. proven to work only once per banner , 90 percent chance to win 50:50)

I love how real this is. I for sure thought you'd get him but nope. I felt the disappointment in my soul. I don't have him either.

fobs instructions: "scream kazuha as loud as you can" gratis: *weak scream* Me: you have failed me.

How to get Kazuha: you must believe, you don't choose the characters, the characters choose you, or you can do reverse psychology, "Give me jean please" then boom Kazuha, that's how I did it lol

I’ve watched this video three times till now every time it’s new to me i don’t realize that I’ve watched before

3:30 Professor Gratis teaches the art of losing 50/50's and wasting primogems. Classes start at $250 and will be a complete waste of your time and money. However, you will receive the best 4-stars and a guaranteed C12 Bennett.

idk if y’all said it, but this guy’s voice is so attractive

Envi: *Shows his ritual very clearly* Gratis: *Stands on the wrong rock* Why it didn't work?! Me: THE ROCK 😆😆

my fave ritual for anything is just waiting for the new update and the minute a new character banner comes out i try a ten pull, and it’s gotten me some pretty good stuff

Ooh dish and tuonto is here!

10:28 Daily News: "PC gamer goes outside for the first time in two months" Gratis: "KAZUHA!!" Daily News: "..."

I got a c1 kazuha with 2 Bennett constellations in one 10 pull yesterday. So I hope to share my luck with anyone who wants him 🙂

Almost a year later, an hour before kazuhas very first rerun, I am watching this.

I gotta pull out my gamer reflexes and- *ad starts*

The V-tuber world is one we don't question gratis. We do not interfere. We just accept.

i died when jake actually rolled - no ritual instructions, he just summoned 😂

I'm a big fan of you! ❤

This is the best genshin impact content creater of all time.

Its sad how tuonto didnt get it and just straight getting an idea for his video

Wow, the notification actually came in on time. And I stood on the helm of the ship you find him on and used all my primos to get Kazuha, had 2 wishes left before I got him.

here have some of my ritual, i pretty much get new chars/weap i want, if u have eula, go at the highest peak you can think of (dragonspine/liyue sky temple/ storm dragon), it should be night also, anytime as long theres a moon, then make her attack juggle until she puts her claymore behind her then pull,,,

0:46 had us in the first half🤣😂

Actually this is how you get kazuha : Join your friend who’s rlly lucky,go to beidous ship,make them take beidou out,after that you have to go to shop, Top up,and pull.

tuonto wishing instead of giving a ritual is what really made this video

my summoning ritual: every area for me has a special place -idk which spot inazuma should be though- mondstadt is venti’s statue and liyue is that place with the statues and stuff. Then you bring out someone of the same nation and element and wish while sitting; this worked for me(i got jean with 6 pity and keqing at 76:singular pulls-and they were on standard)

Hopefully this help me in the next kazuha banner cause I always want to be a kazuha main :)

mihoyo: “it’s not kazuha but it’s a bennett”

Gratis got so much Bennett’s that Bennett’s bad luck infected gratis

OH WHAT i didnt know u knew dragon maid :0 i love that anime i just wish that season 2 will come out in netflix :(

Everyone tellin their rituals Tuonto : *ok i pull up*

I just went to Beidou’s ship with Beidou, climbed to the highest crow’s nest (I think that’s what it’s called), and got Kazuha, Kequing, and Bennet😃

people outside were probably sacred of gratis spinning around while holding his nose

I realized that in most of these rituals He ends up getting the 5 star character After they almost die XD

!another mf ing summoning method here!- cuz there are never enough and they are fun okay I'm new to your account but I really love your content an I happened to see a few of these summoning rituals vids you have and i decided to give you one in case you ever wanna try so idk if its going to give you what you want but mostly gives you what you need, idk if people done this yet (i came up with it for myself, and i inspired from what i've liked, haven t seen it before like this tho, but here you go) first step: you go to every statue on the map and hit the statue's blessing button, doesn't matter if it's already full (I recommend starting however you re comfortable with but don't go to one twice in the process) ps.:if you have any offerings to make (even one oculus) do them at the last one of that kind that you are going for pps.: i haven't mixed them up in the process either, you start with anemo, you do all five before moving on second: after that go to the "adeptus resting chamber/place" in the sky (that one at the Qingyun Peak). Climb up there and make sure you red the stone at the waypoint trough there third: sit on that bench facing the table and set the time to whatever hour would fit your mood in that moment or if you don't feel any hour just go for 23:59 fourth: go for the ten pull and say out loud " I don't chase, I attract! Whatever it's meant for me, it's going to find me!" while you press the wishing button and the animation. try and really mean those words and DON'T go with any character in mind, at most think that you want a five star! kinda long, ik, but maybe wound do. Good luck, everyone!

No one: GratisStaus:Pulls at sunrise instead of sunset

9:21 Bro, he said plunge and that's why kazoo turned into qiqi :((

Pro ritual tip: don’t do rituals. You’re setting yourself up for disappointment, losing the 50/50 will only become worse. Expect the worst. That way, if you expect a qiqi, and you get a diluc, you’re at least a bit happier. Always expect to go to hard pity, and to lose your 50/50’s

10:29 yep i came back for this. lmao i remembered watching all kazuha rituals since i started on his banner and i wanted him so badly. good thing i got him lol

I'm waiting for video : "oh, so you don't have yomiya?" *Amber noises*

How to get Kazuha(my version): Just ruin your pity you were saving up for a different character and get him in a single pull. S I M P L E

Gratis : i gotta pull my reflexes and.... Me thinking that hes gonna put the pull screen on Ad : NOPE

I’m not kidding you jumped off the dragonspine tower and right before fischl hit the ground a kazuha ad came up

My advice: save up your wishes and do pulls within the first 10 hours. I did 20 pulls within the 10 hours and got Kazuha. My guess is that the later you pull, the more rare it becomes Edit: this is just my theory so stock up on wishes

11:10 this is genuinely the funniest twitch interaction I’ve ever seen in my life

Gratis: trying to summon the almighty canada man Zhongli: OSMANTHUS WIN-

Gratis: I'm gonna use my gamer reflexes and- Me: *gets an ad* ...touché my man, touché

I was on Tuonto's stream in that moment and I was cracking so hard

Tuonto... the himbo energy is just //chef's kiss

Him: *im gonna show up my game reflexes andddd....* *ad shows up*

I have a ritual and for me it's just you climb one of the houses in Mondstadt and go through the roofs of Mondstadt until you get tired or hit the ground. Then you go to the venti statue, climb into his hands, fall and die (do this with your favorite character)

My brother said “I believe in family” and it worked

How to get Kazuha: sell kidneys

Lol the kobayshi dragon maid outro is so fitting

I like how I got a kazuha ad right in the middle of the video lmao-

AW TUONTO HAD NO CLUE WHAT YOU MEANT. now gratis there better be a ganyu summoning ritual video.

It doesn’t matter which streamer he chooses, whoever gave him the ritual on his soft pity wins

Usually when I do some wishing I do some wishing during the banner and then when it's the like the last day of even event I either do 2 or 3 dingle pulls snd usually it works, so maybe it might work for you! there's no specific place that I go to either

Whoa- I’m surprised you kept going after all those failures 👏