How To Give A Gentleman’s Toast

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@ModernRogue 2 жыл бұрын

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@SuPeRMeGaJoE0 2 жыл бұрын

"Lads; May our coffins be made of hundred year oaks, and may we plant those trees tomorrow." It's a real beauty of a toast.

@RynLikeTin 2 жыл бұрын

An Irish classic: "As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never face upward"

@w3vy719 2 жыл бұрын

Im irish and ive never heard that

@Profexxx 2 жыл бұрын

To the ones who are here, may we continue on this path. For those who couldn’t make it, may our paths meet again.

@andysnerdcorner6226 2 жыл бұрын

I'm fond of Daniel's toast: Here's the fighting, stealing and drinking. If you fight, may you fight for a friend. If you steal, may you steal a lover's heart. If you drink, may you drink with us.

@DavidThoren 2 жыл бұрын

Here's to cheating, fighting, stealing, and drinking! If you cheat, may you cheat death! If you fight, may you fight for a friend! If you steal, may you steal a lover's heart! -and If you drink, may you drink with us!

@tdk0bob 2 жыл бұрын

Came here to say exactly this so here here

@andysnerdcorner6226 2 жыл бұрын

@@DavidThoren Yeah. I forgot the cheating section of the toast. Thanks.

@kendallchaos 2 жыл бұрын

I use this one but change the last line to “if you drink can you get me one too, I’ll get you back next round”

@chronosorion6911 2 жыл бұрын

@@DavidThoren Yeah, back in the *Early* days of the Whisk(e)y Vault channel they asked the community for toasts, had an episode about them, and adapted exactly this toast to be their outro. The person who mentioned it here might not have given it it's full credit, but they did on the channel back when it was chosen. 😃

@AreCeeEffEx 2 жыл бұрын

My usual go-to is, "here's to good food, great drink, and even better company!" My other general purpose one is, "cheers to the friends we've made along the way, and the ones who are yet to be!" And then I'm always partial to the lovable scoundrel-like toasts, "May we get what we want, may we get what we need, and may we never get what we deserve!"

@zombiemann 2 жыл бұрын

May the roof above our heads, never fall in. And may we friends beneath it, never fall out.

@AreCeeEffEx 2 жыл бұрын

Stealing this for the holidays, thanks online stranger

@kenspliffyjr 2 жыл бұрын

Old school! I remember the episode!

@EnsignRedshirtRicky 2 жыл бұрын

The perfect toast is crunchy on the outside and still somewhat moist on the inside.

@thisaccountisntreal107 2 жыл бұрын

Ooh but it's like a warm moisture I'm gonna go make some good toast now

@mortalsongs 2 жыл бұрын

@@thisaccountisntreal107 as you should

@Stlwartheart14 2 жыл бұрын

stolen, thanks

@mikerupe1642 2 жыл бұрын

Ok so I'm not the only one who thought it was a toast video

@OliverCatford 2 жыл бұрын

But doesn’t collapse when you spread the butter

@americanmichigander 2 жыл бұрын

I was at my college cafeteria and word got out that a friend had a birthday. We mobbed around him, sang, then started to chant "SPEECH!" He lifted his cup of water and we all quieted down. A beat later he pipes up saying "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like..." He couldn't finish because we all cheered and laughed. College is fun.

@Ebolson1019 2 жыл бұрын

The only proper response to that

@CptFUBAR 2 жыл бұрын

Omg! That intro reminded me of a time, when I sang "The Scotsman" to a full crowd of Christian camp counselors, and camp attendees. The look on the faces of the staff members while I sang about "the Bonnie star the Scotsman kilt did lift and show" is priceless.

@dataperson7067 2 жыл бұрын

ohhh a scotsman dressed all in his kilt left a bar one evening fair

@neilherries8751 2 жыл бұрын

My favourite is more of a traditional Scottish closer for a toast at a wedding. “Lang may yer lum reek” which translates from Scot’s Slang to “Long may your chimney produce smoke” or in other words “May your house always be warm”. This is obviously back from times where central heating wasn’t a thing, so to wish someone’s fire to last a long time meant something big

@kutsen39 2 жыл бұрын

Ach! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye! Haste ye back, me lassie!

@sarahboal1089 2 жыл бұрын

Our go to toast for the company of good friends is "Who's like us? Damn a few and they're all dead." My husband feels the need to ask permission to do this toast and I appreciate it more after watching this.

@jaydice1 2 жыл бұрын

I love the formula of ask a leading question that sounds like your going somewhere dark. Then slap them with a beautiful reality. Example: to my friends house wife on her birthday. “So I gotta ask you is this where you thought you would be when you grew up?” Silence shock dismay “because look at this big table of people. You have touched each and everyone of their hearts in a special way. None of them would be right here without you! And as you keep growing up. I want you to remember it’s not about the destination….” They usually finish what you are about to say let it happen.

@doll8981 2 жыл бұрын

"To distant friends, may they grow ever closer" is one I used recently when I met up with some long distance pals that I havent seen since the lockdown

@elenas3571 2 жыл бұрын

I misread this has “how to make awesome toast” I was expecting bread and butter but I’m not disappointed!

@995cool 2 жыл бұрын

i am

@MrAqr2598 2 жыл бұрын

All Rogues reading this comment and all Rogues otherwise, I really wish I could meet y’all, but there is a whole ocean(sea) and/or continent separating us. However, via the Internet, let me tell you this: May you seize every single second you exist in this world, and may every said second be a memorable adventure. Cheers from Japan!!

@savourypotato 2 жыл бұрын

Ahoy from a sailboat off the east coast of Australia! Preach brother!

@MrAqr2598 2 жыл бұрын

@@savourypotato By ocean, I also mean the Philippine Sea.

@danielamador5932 2 жыл бұрын

There’s big ships and small ships and ships that sail the sea, but there’s no ship like friendship so here’s to you and me. Here’s to you Scotty and James, I love you guys.

@rocket_appliances 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

@SirFrederick 2 жыл бұрын

that was what I was going to write, I regret to announce, this is The End

@hollywood9158 2 жыл бұрын

Classic

@anthonyugarte1072 2 жыл бұрын

PROUD FEET!

@thedullohanvids 2 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine was once married for a very short time, and he never told his parents that he got married. So our group of friends has an inside joke that when he gets married again. One of us will give a toast and look him dead in the eye and end the toast with "first marriage, best marriage."

@thisaccountisntreal107 2 жыл бұрын

That mantle shelf thing you're standing in front of is beautiful

@Uncle_Jacob 2 жыл бұрын

A toast to that mantle shelf thing.

@TheHayfork 2 жыл бұрын

Did this one recently with a friend who was going through a tough rejection, and to be honest I was as well. Here's to those that broke our hearts. May we always remember the lessons that they taught us.

@no_one_from_nowhere 2 жыл бұрын

Anytime I fall in public I just say “ I do all my own stunts” and i go from the clumsy idiot to the funniest guy in the room.

@derekgutenson1244 2 жыл бұрын

"Time is a waste of your life, life is a waste of your time; so get wasted all the time and you'll have the time o' your life."

@flarknet 2 жыл бұрын

Here's to brothers, having prayed everyday for one I got a sister. But here with you all I have more brothers than I can count.

@laminatedsamurai 2 жыл бұрын

Toasts are amazing, but I just can't get over the look on Daniel's face during that intro. You can see the exact moment his soul begins to leave his body as Brian continues to sing. Anyway, I have two toasts I use on a regular basis, depending on company. For friends: "To a life worth living." For family, particularly at a gathering: "Same time, next year." (It was a toast my grandfather used to give at Christmas and Thanksgiving, and I promised I would keep that tradition going with whoever I could.)

@johnbeauvais3159 2 жыл бұрын

“May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers” “I would suffer a thousand false friends and fools to find another soul as good as _____!”

@wolfsden6479 2 жыл бұрын

That second one is real good

@anthonyugarte1072 2 жыл бұрын

A toast to my two favorite rogues! May we continue this journey of wisdom, whimsy, triumph and tears together while we sit apart. Cheers boys!

@starwind1985 2 жыл бұрын

I've got two that it is now tradition for me to give: "May you be in heaven for 2 hours before the devil knows you're dead." "The Drunkards Prayer: Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, at home as is in the bar. Give us this day our daily head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager. Forever and ever, barmen."

@ReinBelmont 2 жыл бұрын

"from all the people I've known, you are, without a doubt, one of them. Cheers"

@Toph_Not_E-Bender 2 жыл бұрын

This is wonderful. I love it 😂

@timshulepov 2 жыл бұрын

Stolen from Daniel in an episode of Whiskey Tribe: "May we become the people our dogs perceive us to be".

@ikeikeforty 2 жыл бұрын

"May our children have hot mothers" Usually goes over well with the college crowd

@ThomasBurnelis 2 жыл бұрын

"Here's to you ,as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, I am as good as you are, as bad as I am." a favorite I stole from a friend.

@hllawilton2 2 жыл бұрын

"When you're good at something you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something - they'll tell you" and one that's been in my family since at least my great grandma Flo "Fuck it"

@damianfarrer3992 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite toast (and I hope people know where this is from) is "never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."

@nova2512 2 жыл бұрын

*Webster’s dictionary defines a toast as “sliced bread browned on both sides by exposure to radiant heat.”*

@anne_frank_ 2 жыл бұрын

Knew it'd be with the tribe. Looking forward to another episode of one of my favorite KZfaq crossovers.

@anne_frank_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@burritodog3634 Where do you think Home Alone drew its inspiration from?

@timcrimson 2 жыл бұрын

My Go-To Favorite Buddy Toast (the ones we tell at hangouts) is one from my buddy Ian, and it goes like this: "Here's to the Atlantic Ocean, For without it the French could just waltz on over here." It holds no weight, no merit, and catches everyone with a "What?"

@timcrimson 2 жыл бұрын

Also, Brian... I'm impressed with your shanty.

@evil-is-hot 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know anything about toasts but I really like that furniture thing behind them.

@koboldlover1310 2 жыл бұрын

we love them in leather we love them in lace but we love them most when they sit on our face

@thisaccountisntreal107 2 жыл бұрын

I always just raise a glass and shout about lying cheating and stealing I never elaborate I just encourage the dastardly behavior

@MrSchism 2 жыл бұрын

"Get fucked." Punctuated a particular moment in my life as a toast and nobody every forgot.

@ixk01santiagosinapsis53 2 жыл бұрын

“To all you beautifull women; may all your dreams come true, but not your biggest dream, cuz I love to be single”

@MikeTVest 2 жыл бұрын

*Clinks glass* First of all I wanna thank everyone for coming. I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

@JD2jr. 2 жыл бұрын

So dumb. I love it.

@Mike_Steel 2 жыл бұрын

"May your house always be too small to hold all of your friends."

@kutsen39 2 жыл бұрын

At first I thought, "Wait, that's kinda mean." Then I realized it meant that you have a lot of friends.

@riuphane 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I have to do a toast at a wedding, I open with the eulogy from princess bride: "mawage. Mawage is what bwings uth togetha today..." And then follow up with the "but seriously..." And why the bride or groom (whichever I'm closest to) is going to be a great partner for the other, just like a personal "this is why you're so lucky" conversation

@Sepricotaku 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite toast is more of a send off I can't remember where I first heard it but I've always enjoyed it: May the seas see you safely home, may the sun shine upon your face, may the wind always be at your back, and may you be three days in heaven before the devil knows your dead.

@EchosTackyTiki 2 жыл бұрын

I was always partial to "May you live as long as you want, and may you never want as long as you live!"

@grahamriley8064 2 жыл бұрын

may the music we make never fade from our ears, the light we cast never fade from our eyes, and the love we feel never fade from our hearts.

@AmirTapir 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite toast came from a cousin at his birthday party. It has become a staple toast among the family. And it goes like: "Thank you all for coming" And that's it haha straight to the point!

@MichaelHuikeshoven 2 жыл бұрын

Brian is already a toast master, he had a whole song about grilled cheese.

@tzisorey 2 жыл бұрын

Old enough that I don't even know where it's from - probably Irish or Scottish "May the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead"

@twoscoopsofpig 2 жыл бұрын

I'd rather spend an hour with you lot than a day with the finest people I know. Cheers!

@jameswest6232 2 жыл бұрын

Man, could have used this one a month ago at my bro's wedding. Granted, I never got to give the speech anyway, but still.

@Qantravon 2 жыл бұрын

My friend group's go-to toast: To absent friends and *present enemies*!

@cardboardbard 2 жыл бұрын

“My friends, as we mark this occasion, I offer this blessing. May we get what we want. May we get what we need. But may we never get what we deserve.”

@novemberoscar98 2 жыл бұрын

*clears throat* "I'M THIRSTY!" *chugs drink*

@jonathanfleischer8025 2 жыл бұрын

Shotguns and breaks glass on table

@XIIICatBlack 2 жыл бұрын

Here's to the most free spirited middle aged men i have ever met. I hope i can one day achieve what they have achieved and live freely as they too. Cheers

@nova2512 2 жыл бұрын

*The best and most simple toast ever that I use on occasion myself is from the movie Dragnet. Tom Hanks says of Dan Ackroyd’s mother “May she live as long she wants, but never want as long as she lives.”*

@thegentlemanpirate6844 2 жыл бұрын

"Here's to Love, Liquor, and using one to improve the other! Cheers!"

@matthewdettamore5962 2 жыл бұрын

Here is the one we do at my school with friends, "Cheers, Beers, and Pioneers" (the Pioneer being our mascot).

@TheOldestSoul 2 жыл бұрын

I wrote this toast for my Christmas party mostly in honor of my God Mother who had just passed days before Christmas the previous year. At 6 sharp, I stand in front of everyone at the fireplace and thank everyone, cut a few jokes and then we all raise our glasses and toast. To those those who have departed, and to all who shall depart You will ever be present. In our minds and in our hearts!

@army103 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite is, "Here's to you, and here's to me. May we never disagree. But if we do, to hell with you...here's to me!"

@Naughtsuotale 2 жыл бұрын

My go to toast " Here's to the person that walked into my life and refused to leave, never regretted having -insert name here- in my life"

@dungeonmasterv 2 жыл бұрын

"May your casket be made of 100 year old oak... And the tree be planted tomorrow!!! Slainte!!!"

@SC7289 2 жыл бұрын

I've always been a fan of "may you get half an hour in heaven before the devil knows you're dead"

@benl.ofthegamecatarmy 2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad that I knew that song from the first line.... haven't heard it since the last year I worked at Scout Camp but I definitely recognized it, one of three we made sure to never sing while any campers were on the Rez

@sratliffmarine 2 жыл бұрын

We'll drink to good companions and Irish whiskey neat, we'll drink to wives and lovers and we hope they never meet, we'll drink to rogues like us may good fortune on us fall, but when the toast comes round we'll drink to anything at all

@ArikaStack 2 жыл бұрын

I hope Murphy is doing okay. Please let him know that the viewers care about and hope the best for him...

@walnuthead 2 жыл бұрын

What happened??

@richiek1155 2 жыл бұрын

Through life and death may we all stand tall and together, for I know no other men I’d happily die for

@311connorf 2 жыл бұрын

"Here's to old scotch, young women and all the wonderful vices that make our hearts, heads, and wallets lite"

@cg1906 2 жыл бұрын

This sounds like one id expect to hear in the British House of Lords followed by a round of "HRAWHRAWHREH"

@LuciFernato 2 жыл бұрын

With my friends we have the tradition of whoever gets the round has to toast (we do this for every round) so we always end up having to improvise for a shit ton and its just the most fun you could imagine (and as we get more drunk the toasts also get more ridiculous ahah)

@Troubledsham 2 жыл бұрын

great video guys, I needed this

@4by108 2 жыл бұрын

Love the night tender i have one in my local pub super cool peice of history.

@elvisdepelvis4431 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome, thank you 🙏

@cg1906 2 жыл бұрын

"To our enemies, may god change their hearts and twist their ankles" always gets a good response!

@cg1906 2 жыл бұрын

Well fuck his was just mine but better

@Bigtex9715 2 жыл бұрын

Not a go too but this is for when my best friend gets married again 😂 "John never thought I'd be here... Again but here I am when you left for the military for 6 years life was hell but though it all I had you you were my rock in the storm you were my confidant my best friend and the hard truth I needed to hear you brought laughter and joy along with a little danger and I wouldn't have it any other way it's been 25 years and hers to another 25 filled with life and happiness"

@deusexmachina2971 2 жыл бұрын

"To old and new family/friends let us never become strangers"-my go to toast (for now on just made that one up)

@DVDProductions13 2 жыл бұрын

Something I was able to make up from this episode: "To the moments that came and the memories that have passed, may we never forget them, for those memories last, for the emotions we felt and the feelings we cant describe, never forget, To Like , Comment and Subscribe" *Clink* 🤣🤣🤣

@sage18000 2 жыл бұрын

Before Daniel toasts, mine is "May those who love us, love us. And for those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if He does not turn their hearts, may they turn their ankles so we may know them by their limping." And I stole that.... from an episode of Modern Rogue.... where Daniel toasted that.

@jonfishr 2 жыл бұрын

Here’s to [name]. May all her dreams come true, save for one, so she’ll always have something to strive for.

@HooverM75 2 жыл бұрын

Here's to fighting, stealing, and drinking...if you fight, may you fight with a friend...if you steal, may you steal a lover's heart...and if you drink...may you drink with us. -- Best Toast Ever.....MB

@jamesb.1826 2 жыл бұрын

I watched the commercial....can we talk about the painting with the cut-out for the power outlet? Whaaa?

@pkdug 2 жыл бұрын

"May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea, may it always be the other guy who says this drink's on me"

@WDCallahan 2 жыл бұрын

I had to click on the past 8 months worth of videos just to find a dang cereal coupon! I wish there was a sponsor index somewhere on your site.

@TsurenaiYoru 2 жыл бұрын

To the regiment - We toast that at every holiday and special occasion in my family

@simpleChoas33 2 жыл бұрын

The go-to that can easily be modified for most scenarios: To the many moments of life to come: To those of anger and sorrow, may they be few and far between, To those of joy and friendship, may they be plentiful, And to the moments of love, may they be ever lasting!

@motor2of7 2 жыл бұрын

May the hinges of friendship never rust.

@Something_NullVods 2 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that Jason had water because he doesn’t drink alcohol anymore

@jungleman3321 2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh! Thought it was a clear spirit.

@michaelschipper1099 2 жыл бұрын

My friend and and the love of your life, _____, may the friendships old and new be placed on the mantle over the fire of your love because I know few other couple who deserves more admiration than you two. I respect you both and I wish my future relationship to be more like you two.

@samuelmathis3483 2 жыл бұрын

Here's to drinking to forget that time we forgot to remember the Alamo

@nemo4907 2 жыл бұрын

A traditional toast amongst my peoples..... To all my family, friends and acquaintances - I've upped my standards, so up yours!

@XxRRxX-qg8cl Жыл бұрын

"Some ships are wooden, and those ships may sink, but friendships are solid, and to those ships we drink"

@travistompkins2752 2 жыл бұрын

From my Navy days... "From wood ships to steel ships, the ships that sail the seas.. The best ships, are friendships, for friends, shall always be"

@lovefonseca1626 2 жыл бұрын

To big ships, small ships, and all the ships in the sea. But the best ships are friendships so may we always be. :)

@randyfreshwater 2 жыл бұрын

May we all be alive at this time next year

@BandanaGames 2 жыл бұрын

To the winners that know us, the losers who lost us and the lucky bastards that get to meet us

@andrewmirror4611 2 жыл бұрын

Got me thinking of what would be the worst movie quote to toast with. "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?" *proceeds to drink*

@NoahOMorainRush 2 жыл бұрын

So many things I'd like to say in response to this video as a whole... but now I can't think of any, because I just had to pause in the middle of the Magic Spoon ad because I can't stop laughing at the painting that has been cut around the outlet in the wall. The longer I stare at it the worse it gets.

@spacesabove8780 2 жыл бұрын

It's been a long and strange journey *persons name* *personal story optional* I'm glad you've been a part of it. And then the traditional navy farewell is "fair winds and following seas" which is nice to end with if appropriate for the situation.