+Cicero Skall the beautuber!

+Cicero Says the guy responsible for keeping the night mother looking young. lol

The hottest KZfaqr of all.

+Cicero Can't wait for the video on how he details his eyebrows.

+Cicero When I'm looking at it I'm mor elike "And this, kids, is how Skallagrim became an ASMR youtuber".

+Batman com Preparo Who did I marry then, is the interesting question to be asked ;)

+Cara the Rat The human shaped growth of the beard named skal

+kaan uğurlu life sure has a lot of mysteries

TIHI

Maarten van Rossem Lezingen :D!!!!

Same here but I actually want to grow a beard.

+sonny19931 Same but I already have one...

+sonny19931 Same here

same, but i want a beard

+sonny19931 My thoughts exactly.

Agreed

+Siegfried Siegfried I think we can rule out being effective against sharpened weapons.

+p=mv Yeah, sure a sharpened weapon can cut through a beard, but can it go far enough to actually cause damage, or are you killed by the shame of not having a beard anymore first?

ScoptOriginal If it doesn't kill outright, any true warrior would likely commit suicide immediately to save themselves further shame.

*Skallagrim's Beard* "Unique" +9000 cold resist -10 slash resist Durability: 10/10

Holy shit, me too. What am I doing? I can't even grow a beard.

bLaZe2CrAcK OK Chris Jericho

Orion Slaver I know and it was awful, I hate shaving.

Same

+losditz1567 Well done.

Amen, trimmed a beard for a wedding, worst mistake ever.

I would just scream at her for blaspheming.

Morpheus Volk and to end your opponent rightly if need be,screw off the pommel and throw it at them.

Sometimes

Legend says skall has a pommel under that beard

+Lieutenant Skull anything to avoid our own to-do lists right? ;)

+Karl Olofsson you read my mind.

+Lieutenant Skull we get what we click for…

+Lieutenant Skull HEBC

+Lieutenant Skull xD omg yeah

+Zethis Having a beard is great as it is and answer to many questions. What have you been doing all day? You know just growing my beard and stuff...

ThePointlessBox_ Really? It doesn't seem likely.

ThePointlessBox_ - Is that a picture of you now in your thirties?

Absolutely!

Upvote this person so Skallagrim sees! Awesome idea

+TheBritishGeek Just rock the Mutton Chops.

***** i highly doubt it would look good on me, i just want a full beard

+TheBritishGeek If you're young, give it time. If you're not, I'm sorry. ;)

Vykk Draygo 21, so i have time i hope. if not beard transplant time :P

+TheBritishGeek inside your shell you wait and beard i used to shave most stuff outside of goaty because it was looking like bald people with long hair until this year so basically i had to shave till 26-27

+meanwhile Look up ASMR videos, I think you'll like them. :3 Especially GentleWhispering.

Mycherrycrush is a good suggestion :)

+Kain Yusanagi Caring and Supportive Funky Kong Gives You A Ride Home From The Airport

+Savage *420* lol I recognise that name and it's not for asmr videos :p

The Squade Know what you mean lol

Yes!

+Hetzer Hasser No! *hisssss* My beard! ;)

+Cara the Rat Hahaaaa!! Hey Cara ^^

+Hetzer Hasser Hi there! And I was of course kidding, if you are a barber I would let you at Skall's beard :)

+Chujutsu It's the beard on the inside that counts! :) Kind regards - a bearded European

+Chujutsu Genetics. I know plenty of Asians who are capable of growing beards, may I ask what part your heritage is? Generally southeast Asia along the southern shoreline has the least beard growth.

Madra I am of Chinese descent. I am not sure if I have some other ethnicity in my family tree, but at the very least, the most part of my heritage is Chinese. From what I remember about my family, we've migrated to Southeast Asia in only the past few generations. My paternal grandfather came from China at least, but I don't remember if I had asked my other grandparents where they had come from.

I'm an Irishman with a black man's pubic hair on me face! And it's RED! I look like Prince Harry except I'm not rich or well-liked and my wife's a skank. Please explain procedure for seppuku, I cannot bear the shame.

@@jasoncarswell7458 Seppuku is japanese, not Chinese. But even as a german, I looked it up a lot: first, you need to find some officials to judge if you have restored your honor after the seppuku and a friend Who can almost decapitate you (he needs to cut deep enough to Kill you, but if your head comes Off, he dishonors you and has to seppuku himself). The real Seppuku Begins with wearing a white Kimono. You write a Haiku, something like your funeral poem. Then you Pick Up the Tantō or Wakizashi. You use it to make a cut from the left side of your Belly, height about six centimeter beneath your navel (but more to the left) and then you cut all the way to the right side, drawing the sword upwards when you're on the right side. The cut has to be deep enough so you cut your aorta. Important: don't scream or Show any pain on your Face. It's not honorable. If you're close to screaming and crying and whatever, lower your head, exposing your neck. Your friend then slashes with a Katana, killing you in One Blow without completely decapitating you. If he doesn't manage to Kill you with one blow (e.g. the Katana gets stuck in a bone) or completely decapitates you, it's dishonorable and he May be forced to do Seppuku himself.

How's that going for you now, 2 years later?

He is explaining that 4 minutes.

Thanks.

lmao

Is there a possible amount of money for which you would shave end your beard?

Robin Hoffmann Nothing under a million.

I already expected something like that.. :D

+Kerzos Reasons why I was happy to find out the apartment has two bathrooms...

+Cara the Rat i was happy thinking your profile pic was of a real rat, im not happy anymore :(

+Ronald Bryan Domingo Hey, what's wrong with my little cyberrat? It took me quite a bit of work to draw that :p

real pet rat = skall lives with real pet rat skall living with real pet rat = awesome medieval dungeon awesome medieval dungeon = macabre table tennis with a prisoner as the net what does a cyber rat get you? a cyber dungeon? thats just ludicrous

+Ronald Bryan Domingo Um, don't I count as a real pet rat now? Also cyberrat = internet magic

I know that feeling. One time in high school I shaved and actually had trouble sleeping because I wasn't used to the blankets being able to touch my chin. XD

+RegurgitatedNews DO IT!

Look at cult of dusty's old videos.

Stettafire He is friggin' mesmerizing.

Well, no gender restrictions. Also I know some women who might wanna watch this.

+Tholfend Anyone who bears the mark of red hair such as myself understands the burning hatred of the heat. I have had 2nd degree sunburns all over my back, neck, and arms before. It made me unable to wear a shirt for 7 days, and I cried myself to sleep every night. Everyone is always shocked to hear that I despise summer with all of my being, but they don't understand what it's like to be so sensitive to the heat. And that burn was only from 3 hours of constant sunlight. If only they knew. I thrive in Winter, and pretty much hide from humanity in Summer haha.

bob smith Wow that must be pretty annoying thing, sorry to hear that :/ I am not sensitive to heat I just don't like heat, like 10°C is fine for me but in summer.....yeah I hide, too :D Winter is the best weather for me or autumn when its rainy and cloudy :)

I was 18 when I grew my beard. A couple of my brothers had full beards when they were 16.

+S.Rolphsen haha lol this random guy answers the question XD XD

+JsinXx Plot twist; it's actually a woman

+Grimbanks It's a reverse trap

+S.Rolphsen didn't they make you shave at school?

+Caramel Johnson I have that amish look. Can't grow anything on my cheeks and my moustache is wimpy.

+Edvardius Two options, either keep the mustache trimmed fairly short so that the hairs aren't long enough to poke, or grow the mustache long enough to be soft and potentially being waxed to the sides/into the main beard.

+Cara the Rat I've tried to have the second option, but without wax. I have to try it out with moustache wax some day. Oh, wait! Hi Cara! :D

+Edvardius Hi there! I answered your question because I know your girlfriend's problem only too well :)

Tell her to sniff it and enjoy

There's no hope for you. Unless you mean you are only 16 in which case give it a bit more time. I could only start growing a beard when I was already 18.

I'm 23 and can only grow a loose ... something, it is too long to be called stuble, but too short to be called a beard. Unfortunately I need to shave once every 4 days due to my weird growth. I just recently gave my "beard" aboot a month to grow since I just recently entered NEET status unfortunately, and it didn't go anywhere good.

Connor Hudson yeah I'm only 16 and havnt shaved. so far can only grow a mustache

brandon silva then you need to shave your shitty peach fuzz

I'm assuming most of it is growing under your jaw line.

Neckbeard is not hot

+StoreBrand no ¬.¬ its a full beard

+TeddyBear Anonymous almost funny but no

+Michael Grant im being 1000% srs

+TheSpaghettiKnight Maybe you could do kind of a Klingon beard? :)

+Skallagrim o_o ...Maybe? That might actually work, I do have a low brow, rounded jawline and a strong chin... I could try.

+TheSpaghettiKnight Sideburns are a legitimate option. I kept sideburns until I was able to actually grow a beard. I wasn't able to grow a full beard until I was nearly 30. But the other day I was likened to a bear, so I say it turned out well in the end. If you do the Klingon beard, then mad props.

+Vykk Draygo I can grow mean sideburns, but the rest of my beard is patchy and my moustache makes me look kinda like a child molester. maybe there is hope for me after all..

+Y0G0FU iam one of the people that cant grow a beard D: i tried it 3 times allready and everything looks awfull.

+Y0G0FU After it goes awful just wait it out even longer. Don't even trim it. Neglect it. Leave it dirty. It'll come to you on its own.

+xXstevieOo New from the makers of ElfOn :D

+Charles Heffinger hahaha

LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!/10

but where do you apply it?

+Boady Cranford 42

+kragguth bag-braggle Id say early 30s

i believe he said it in the stream with tac, i think he said 33

+kragguth bag-braggle I'd say 28

30 something

+BuFufilms That's not a mohawk.

+Skallagrim Is it a jarhead?

***** Couldn't think of a better term, what would you call it?

+BuFufilms Pretty sure that's simply called an undercut.

Nope. Undercut usually means you have hair hanging over the shaved part. If there's only a patch of short hair on the top of the head, AFAIK it's called a jarhead - b/c it looks a bit like the lid on a jar.

Actually it is a beard