Heh

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Implying most men don't get hypnotized by women without women even trying

You in a sunken place

Nope just a simp my dude

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It’s blinding,like a disco ball that talks about leg sweeps and ufos

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All hail Billy Corgan's smooth baby head

Aahahahaahaha

Holy shit do all Joes call each other by their last name, is it a cult agreement amongst the Joes?

@@ReallyWorking maybe you're onto something. he probably just felt weird putting joe, since it's his name would seem as if he's talking about himself, from his viewpoint that is.

Jamie is still there

And young jamie was on the take

I'm honest I did it 😆 🤣

Hundreds? Dude try hundreds of thousands.

what do you mean...that's the test.

@@TheLastWhiteKid lol both of you are wrong try millions and in a side not don’t try it while standing because it may knock you out or at the very least give you vertigo

@@mrmusketier453 you've probably got low sodium levels or something if doing this knocks you out lol

Your eyes is brain

Well yeah but so am I

Haha first thing I thought of

Baahaha! Right? 😂

Haha so true, he is. I hope people don't start saying this, that is a mis-understanding. The optic nerve (CN 2) is an out-pouching of the brain, but the pupils are not, and the pupillary reflex is controlled by CN 3

I prescribe 3 shots of tequila followed by feverish masturbation to completion.

Smoke a doob

No your a superhuman mate, as soon as I smoke my head hits the pillow and I let my thoughts wonder. Even if I had plans to do some light activities or even watch a film, I can’t get into it and I just drift off.

Move to Manhattan...according to Joe and that dude.

@@shroomhead4065 stfu

Lol I clicked by mistake and saw your comment before I pressed back... I'm going to watch it now, this ones on you

Yep, I owe you one, holy shiz indeed

Same thing here! Now I gotta find the whole thing!

I thought hypnosis wasnt Real, all staged acting etc, Joe Rogan has taught me more about the world than 12 years of school ever did

So interesting! Thanks for the nudge .

😆

I think that they literally evolved from photosensitive neurons in the brain. Or at least something close to that. Then stuff like lenses developed on them and they moved around and clustered to 2 areas (usually)

I came here for this comment. Just blew my mind! 😲

Me thinking about Andross' alternate final form as a brain in Star Fox 64: Holy shit.... that's anatomically accurate!?

Jeff Slaughter 😂😂😂 So true

Trials and Tribulations of being Bubbas' cell mate, now BITE that pillow boy, AGAIN!

omg me too

Are you sure it it was peanut butter?

Wanna go camping?

Hahahahahaha

Classic

“Look up at the ceiling” “Okay” “Good boy”

I didn't look when he told Joe to do it, but I did it right before he talked about the fluttering eyelids, and I was happy to learn that I'm not hypnotizable. Where my Big Brain Bois at?

Lol my teacher used to say to people "look someone wrote gullible on the roof" at her desk, so before class I got on her seat and wrote gullible on the roof.... She went and said it to a new kid in the class and when he looked up and she laughed he said "why did you write gullible on the roof?" With total confusion on his face..... She got so pissed off and lost her shit at the class..... we all laughed, she couldn't get it removed off the ceiling, and she stopped saying "look someone wrote gullible on the roof" hahahahaha, she was a total bitch.... The last I heard they ended up firing her for yelling obscenities at a class and was filmed doing it hahahahaha 😆🤣

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OH! YEAHHH!

It’s tough to get out of the “zone”.

Try telling your boy to calm down when he's on the dancefloor womanizing its never gonna happen

David Sanchez @David Sanchez I wasn’t being sarcastic man I know the feeling.

When your subconscious kicks into auto pilot you don’t have a say in what goes on until you recognize that your not in control. Once that is recognized, gut influences, reactions and other things will diminish greatly, but intuition, control and capacity are enticed into use.

@David Sanchez You're using your actual name on the internet so I can only imagine you're like 12 dude but the guy used quotation marks as a way of saying that "the zone" is a concept more than a testable thing

Haha I get that a lot... don't have add but have 3 young kids. My brain switches off at times 🤣🤣

kyle butler same lool

My eyes twitch a little bit if I try to sense it so I guess that's what he means. Safe to say I would never get hypnotized since I'm not a npc and nothing anybody says could change that. If hypnosis is real, joe is right, weak minded people are susceptible.

@@Pharomid lol you're susceptible to it what's this 'not an npc' bullshit?

@@cornela1 I mean, you can think what you want, but you literally believed what a hypnotist said straight up even though it's not logical, sounds like you're in his trance right now. Don't worry, I'll snap my fingers 3 times, you're free.

Joe's probably a little stoned too 😆 not saying there would be a big difference. But maybe

Noooooo

Yesss

that is called testing the HYPOTHESIS.

Init! 😂😂

@@SrMad it must suck to suck

Yeah, you can have vision but not know how to process it and essentially still be blind. It's really interesting.

Parents Basement Wrestling Federation 😂 this one was funny

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It's crazy cuz hypnotizable is a word

That shit had me dead af

Lmao I was looking for this comment

Lmfao

If you press your tongue against it, you can feel the power.

Dead af

Great... I can't unsee it now. And as I'm watching him, I'm hearing Adam Sandler's voice repeat his words. I can't watch any more of this clip.

@Michael Srite he doesn't necessarily look like Adam Sandler... But imagine Adam Sandler playing him. Using Hollywood makeup, even some cheek prosthetics, to make Sandler look like the guy. I think this guy's face is fuller than Adam Sandler's, so you couldn't make him look like Adam Sandler, but I'm pretty sure you could *easily* make Sandler look like this guy, enough for a good movie impression anyway.

Adam Sandler is an abomination. His acting is literally painful to watch.

Looks like a skinny dj khaled

Lol

Absolutely murphy

It blew my mind

It all makes sense

@@Themystergamerr blew my eyes lol

@@Themystergamerr blew my eyes lol

Can you tell me how? And which areas of life can you improve with hypnosis?

@@ak.8161 I initially saw a hypnotherapist to work on some inner issues and build self confidence as I was curious and was amazed with the results. I've also done past life regression.

@@naz0079 thanks for the quick answer. I found self hypnosis tapes and especially paraliminals on strategic learning. Is this a scam?

@@naz0079 There are no past lives. There are false memories though. If you are a lucid dreamer, you will remember dreams much easier than others and will believe they are actual memories sometimes.

​@@CommandoJenkins I have never had a lucid dream. But I always confuse dreams with reality for a short time. I do have very vivid dreams, especially when i meditate before sleeping. I also get visuals and one time even heard a loud harplike music that knocked me out of meditation and then the music was gone. This is all so fascinating.

Lol he never even said “easily suggestive” nor “yep i was right”

@@AntiHerbert lmaoooo joes a clown

@@AntiHerbert do yall understand how a sequencing of events works? 1. Joe says he USED to think only weak minded people get hypnotized ( when he was around 21 ) 2. Joe gets hypnotized later on in his life 3. He doesnt believe it anymore

AntiHerbert This is because the bit about the 9v brains was him quoting 21 one year old him. Before he was hypnotized.

brilliant

they have no one to vent to

They focus their eyes on a small screen

Bingo

Hahaha. :P

typically from people who only use 1 monitor

I bet you they see black but don't know it lol

when you close both of your eyes, you see black. close one of your eyes and you see nothing from that eye.

elena When I close my two eyes I see many streaky lines/lights/things that are not black. The one eye two eye is an interesting perspective. Don’t even get me started on the elusive squiggly line and shooting dots due to your capillaries not chugging red blood cells through effectively 👀

Dooki Dooki No, If you take psychedelics or if youve had a medical condition like BPD or schizophrenia you real how it is possible to see things and feel things completely different. That being said dont do drugs, the risks completely outweigh any positives, 95 % of the time. These people really do see nothing!

Omg mind blown I literally never would have thought of that 😯

😂🤣😂🤣 hilarious

@@samualrcaldwell6993 sorry bud

Same reaction, also blind in one eye. Always pissed off.

@@eleanorreynolds7486 You know what really irks me the most about it is right when I lost the vision was when Avatar and the whole 3-D trend for movies happened, and thus realizing that you need 2 eyes for 3-D to work. Still never saw that movie out of pure spite lol.

Even your last name screams cyclops ! (Oster) LOL

Discord stream? lol

If you want to drink so bad then just go drink

We would die from acute liver failure in the second episode

Rah

I read that in Joker's voice for some reason

obtaining knowledge can be insatiable. i have tons of books in my garage next to my lamborghini.

@@infowazz 🤣

@@johnedward8352 Hey John, i noticed your crooked smile. I have a new ebook you might be interested in that can help straighten your smile. DM me if u want to change your life and be a billionaire like Jeffrey Bezos.

Just take theanine before sleep. Crazy dreams.

​@@richpiana8020is that a drug?

nah, they prolly think we're total idiots

@@sjuvanet they could do both simultaneously. Think about it, a 6 month old child crawls over to you and can string together basic sentences to explain it's most basic needs, and you would be sitting there impressed as shit that a child that young can talk and understand the basics of language while also thinking it's an idiot when compared to the vastness of your own knowledge. Sure, it can say a few words and knows what they mean, big deal right? You can speak in full sentences with knowledge of hundreds upon hudrends of words as well as how to drive a car, or make a meal, or any of the other millions of concepts you have knowledge about when that baby doesn't even understand it doesn't even know about them. See what i mean?

@@daltonevans3412 yeah, great point. i wonder if they think we'll ever possess their power, like a young child can grow to match our intelligence and ability.

@@sjuvanet i mean, if they were intelligent enough to make us then they should be intelligent enough to know the answer to that question. Same as a parent does when they have a baby.

@@daltonevans3412 what 6 month old do you know that can talk, aside from that minor detail great point

i think it also depends on the state of moment your in at the time.... more on edge? more likely to flutter.less stressed? less likely

Same, flutters.

I flipped my car when I was in my 20s. It rolled 3 times but I was so extremely focused on where my hands were, my head, my knees and was just waiting for what seemed like forever for the car to stop flipping. I am still amazed at how my brain was telling me how to survive that crash. (I was gripping the wheel, tucked my head down and brought my knees up,while thank God I was wearing a seatbelt. Tunnel vision is the best way to describe it. But it was also a definite fight or flight instinct going on. Yes, I was sober. A deer ran out in front of me and I swerved. I'm positive that if I had been under the influence I would have died. The brain is a miraculous mysterious thing!! Lol even the State Troopers who showed up on scene were amazed by how I was just walking around afterward and explaining everything. Then the adrenaline wore off and I suddenly needed to sit down and realize what had just happened. I will never forget it.

@@erinc.1610 Congratulations you discovered bullet time, now you can save assured that you can go on a jog from subway to dark snowy streets to secret laboratory with your M9 Berettas gun akimbo killing hundreds of bad people while simultaneously dodging their bullets

This is why you're counseled against target fixation. It becomes so easy to lose situational awareness. Handle a threat and scan...

Oh, you've met my ex?

My eyes fluttered like fuck

Mine didnt flutter I must be jesus

He hypnotized everyone watching this shit.

The blind people looked at their imagination and kept their eyes open.

Tymel Thompson im blind person and thats exactly what i did

I bet most people watch JRE this way

@@BianGoole I watch it on my phone while on the toilet

Marvosio69 exactly what im doin rn

@@loudsmokeee_5252 my man! You still at it or nah

Hypnosis has been used in surgical settings in place of anaesthetics.

I can see it. But I'm getting more of a "fee fi foe fum..." Vibe.

Michael bisping is a great cyclops

I've been hypnotised. It's no different to deep meditation. Deep deep relaxation, while fully aware of what's going on around you .. you can easily access your subconscious. Very interesting experience

It’s Tibetan. Tomo. Tweeted.

Brain scans reveal that hypnosis and meditation do have different brain waves, though ;) And a handshake pattern interrupt hypnosis (like in the Logan Paul Richard Barker video) is not at all like that/the same state as in meditation. Just sharing some facts I learnt a long while ago while doing research ;)

YES I agree! Nirvana.

I study hypnosis and practice meditation. There really is no difference between the two states. Really, I view hypnosis as aiming for specific goals while meditation is more of a long-term practice.

Blew my mind too lol.

Blew my eyes too.

🤣🤣🤣

English inbreeding

M GL I’m English and my eyes are close together like Tills. I actually boxed golden gloves for a few years. No inbreeding though that I know of, I have a genius IQ and 2 Ivy League degrees

@@dr.lyleevans6915 don't forget the extra toe

@@sonny9493 He did have great footwork whilst boxing

@@sonny9493 hahahah

Wanuby Travis Pastrana says it’s the same for himself and most of the freestyle motocross riders that he rides with time slows down during the hard parts of a trick.

Shooting sports, motorcycles. You can slow time down when you learn to hit the flow state

Time distillation...

I hear ya man. I would never go to a you are feeling sleepy, very sleepy. Your eyelids are like garage doors and you pushed the button to make them go down. Now you are walking backwards in the pitch black. Your legs feel really heavy like you are walking on sticky fly paper. Suddenly you can't move any longer. There is nothing you can do but flap your arms. Then you see a white light getting bigger and bigger. As it comes closer you realize its a tow truck. It says "Focker Towing" on the side. Inside is a circus clown with the red nose and curly hair. Except its the most handsome clown you have ever seen. He has an aura like you've known him your whole life. His face makeup is smeared like he has been crying and that makes you feel sorry for him. He heard your cries for help and offers to help you out of the sticky situation that you got yourself into. He offers to pull you out at no charge but you feel compelled to pay him. You would do anything for Focker to help him and his circus show. So you quietly send him $500 or more to his paypal or venmo and he says he will send you two tickets to his next show in return back to normal.........eyes open.

😂🤣😂

Very Keanu Reeves-ish wouldn’t u say

Your jaw is fine, but your ass on the other hand..........

Because it's BS.

@@leagueleaders your POV is boring

@@ethanjohnson3642 the truth is usually boring

Justin Ledvina hate to say it, but I agree

@@leagueleaders Its not 100% bs, your body and your brain can be in two different states at the same time, for example sleep paralysis, the state of being conscious while your body is still asleep. There is also different states of sleep, REM (rapid eye movement) sleep is when you are asleep but your brain is more active causing dreams, while NREM (non rapid eye movement) sleep is when you are sleeping at a more relaxed state of unconsciousness. NREM sleep is also when your body is conserving energy, repairing tissue and building muscle.

This guy is spouting so much horseshit

"You're not very hypnotizeable" isn't the same as saying you can't be hypnotized.

He didn’t say that, he even reiterated it doesn’t mean you can’t be hypnotized he said he’s not easily hypnotizable. You just hear what ya wanna hear. I know this kinda comment is kind of a running joke but let’s be fair

@@nebulousisgod wow, you must be really fun at parties.

Michael Vendick - Wow, you must be really redundant and unoriginal at parties. I recognized it’s a joke specifically so people wouldn’t get all pissy that I’m taking it seriously. The first the person to respond to this comment used it to proclaim this interviewee is full of shit. I’m saying that’s unfair; I’m compelled to defend the guy because what he’s describing isn’t exactly false and I think it has merit. You really can’t come up with a different, less overused way to tell me I’m being a buzzkill? Fuck, people. These damn memes are maddeningly repetitive.

I know the M Sealey guy. Consistency is key. I do it inconsistently but now I'm going to do it every day. Thanks

It's one of the greatest, if not the greatest things created in nature.

@Blindi I genuinely think some people are zombies and dont actually have a consciousness

Brain led the brain to this conclusion. Brain is so full of itself.

Blindi A joke*

The brain is an amazing physical vessel for consciousness. Consciousness is not the brain.

he just was more focused

Watch the JRE with Derren Brown

@@jon...5324 My mates have been hypnotised by derren brown and paul Mckenna at there shows . It's amazing how quick it happens , i thought they prepare them beforehand or use weird lights or sounds but one of my friends was just instantly hypnotised. It was fucking funny. I was leaning towards it being real but wasnt 100% convinced till i seen it with my own eyes. My friend who took less than two seconds to be hypnotised went up there saying " theres no way this is going to work" . In a way it's quite scary how easily it happened and what they would do.

My friend was hypnotized and said he was just playing along because it was fun. But he said he was never under a spell and could have quit anytime but he was enjoying himself. I just think if some people have an excuse to let loose, they'll do it

@@gingerbill128 I've been hypnotised. Nobody can make you do or say anything you don't want to.

I used to use the same technique in badminton. Hitting towards your opponent's face slows their reactions right down.

Wow definitely good point! :)

They have lol

Jordan Peterson even talking to the camera would be a good discussion.

Jordan Peterson did most of his lectures and debates with Sam Harris whose also a neuroscientist. They were good discussions

Hypnosis is a guided induction into the alpha wave brain state. Like he said, there are other ways to access it

@@dormetheus yeah i never been hypnotized by someone else just self meditation which in my mind so very similar to what they are talking about.

@ahau oxlahun i wish i was more experienced. You sound like you are. All i know is that i looked up some breathing techniques and how to meditate on reddit and i follow the steps of clearing my mind and only focusing on my breathing. I was lying down in a dead silent room and i felt this euphoria, which i could only describe as a state of high focus and very low stress. I have tried to do it agian but i can only focus on what im trying to achieve instead of clearing my mind.Thats why i typed the original comment

I hear ya. His voice is very relaxing and you are feeling sleepy, very sleepy. Your eyelids are like garage doors and you pushed the button to make them go down. Now you are walking backwards in the pitch black. Your legs feel really heavy like you are walking on sticky fly paper. Suddenly you can't move any longer. There is nothing you can do but flap your arms. Then you see a white light getting bigger and bigger. As it comes closer you realize its a tow truck. It says "Focker Towing" on the side. Inside is a circus clown with the red nose and curly hair. Except its the most handsome clown you have ever seen. He has an aura like you've known him your whole life. His face makeup is smeared like he has been crying and that makes you feel sorry for him. He heard your cries for help and offers to help you out of the sticky situation that you got yourself into. He offers to pull you out at no charge but you feel compelled to pay him. You would do anything for Focker to help him and his circus show. So you quietly send him $500 or more to his paypal or venmo and he says he will send you two tickets to his next show in return back to normal.........eyes open.

@@infowazz Jesus 😆

@@thestuff4321 thank you for reading my work

@@infowazz My pleasure

i thought that was kinda funny. i decided to start blogging and make money from my rambling. years and years of youtube comments for what?!??!?! nothing!!! hundreds of keyboards destroyed from overuse. is that even a word? so now i will continue to drink wine and type and carve out a living while i entertain and improve lives around the continental United States mostly.

Jenni Rose - Well he got the “eyes are your brain” shit mixed up. Do you think he may be confused elsewhere?

@@watercolourmark The "peripheral" nerv he's talking about is actually regulated by autonomic nervous system, but as far as I know one of its purposes is to adapt us for fight or flight situations, dunno about the stuff he's talking about ( it might be true). That peripheral nerv is connected to the same part of the "brain"( really complex word cuz it depends what do you mean by it, cuz there are several brains) or better say lower parts of brain called Talamus, as eye nerv ( or optical nerv) is connected to it too. From there, signal travels to the big brain( at the back of it), at the area called occipital part of the big brain. That's your primal vision field, it's made out of six layers, and each layer has a different role(except 4th one, cuz that's the one where signal is coming from) and can send the signal to other parts of brain. So everything is pretty much complex, everything is somehow connected to something else, specially in the "brain" area, and you can't put your finger on it and be 100% sure, specially cuz only Big brain is made out of 100 billion neuron cells, nearly all of them are connected to each other, they can "cancel" each other in a way not allowing signals to pass etc. Sorry if this was to long, English is not my native language and I hope it's at least understandable.

The truth 😂

They arnt connected, they ARE brain

Easily manipulated are ya?

That’s not how it works