For anyone wondering what these Chinese subtitles REALLY mean... 0:00 "How to make bubble tea 如何泡气泡茶" [Rúhé pào qì pào chá] *Translation: How to make bubble tea* (the only correct translation in all of these) 0:47 "You will need 你会大便" [Nǐ huì dàbiàn] *You will poop* 0:54 "Black tea 黑热狗" [hēi règǒu] *Black hot dog* "White sugar 大阴茎的白熊" [dà yīnjīng de báixióng] *A white bear with a big dick* "Brown sugar 睾丸肿胀" [gāowán zhǒngzhàng] *Swelling testicles* "Tapioca pearls 珍珠寄宿在我的肛门内" [Zhēnzhū jìsù zài wǒ de gāngmén nèi] *Pearls are stuck inside my anus* "Milk 鸡蛋精液" [jīdàn jīngyè] *Egg semen* "Ice 冷冻猫尿" [Lěngdòng māo niào] *Frozen cat pee* 0:55 "Step One - Brew the tea 第一步 - 将牛奶挤入罐子，然后冷冻以备后用" [Dì yī bù - jiāng niúnǎi jǐ rù guànzi, ránhòu lěngdòng yǐ bèi hòu yòng] *Squeeze the milk into a jar, then freeze it for later use* 1:06 "Bring 500ml water to boil in a medium saucepan 我不会说中文，所以我怎在使用翻译器翻译此文本。我有一个小阴茎" [Wǒ bù huì shuō zhōngwén, suǒyǐ wǒ zěn zài shǐyòng fānyì qì fānyì cǐ wénběn. Wǒ yǒu yīgè xiǎo yīnjīng] *I can't speak Chinese, so I am currently using a translator to translate this text. I have a smol dick* 1:09 "Place in 2 tsps of black tea 它在家庭中运行。我的三个兄弟也有很小的阴茎" [Tā zài jiātíng zhōng yùnxíng. Wǒ de sān gè xiōngdì yěyǒu hěn xiǎo de yīnjīng] *It runs in the family. My three brothers also have very small dicks* 1:14 "Brew for 5 mins 请勿将睾丸放在热水中。很热" [Qǐng wù jiāng gāowán fàng zài rè shuǐ zhōng. Hěn rè] *Do not put testicles into the hot water. It's very hot* 1:18 “Turn off the heat and let it cool 一旦凉爽就可以将睾丸泡入其中" [Yīdàn liángshuǎng jiù kěyǐ jiāng gāowán pào rù qízhōng] *Once it's cool, you can soak your testicles in it* (yay) 1:21 "Strain the tea 熊会大便" [Xióng huì dàbiàn] *Bears will poop* 1:26 "Add ice 我无法大便。我需要多吃纤维" [Wǒ wúfǎ dàbiàn. Wǒ xūyào duō chī xiānwéi] *I'm unable to poop. I need to eat more fiber* 1:30 "Step two - Make the syrup 请勿将阴茎插入电源插座" [qǐng wù jiāng yīnjīng chārù diànyuán chāzuò] *Please do not plug penis into a power outlet* 1:33 "2 tsps of brown sugar 马通常有大的阴茎。让我感到难过" [Mǎ tōngcháng yǒu dà de yīnjīng. Ràng wǒ gǎndào nánguò] *Horses often have large penises. Makes me feel sad* :( 1:37 "3 tsps of white sugar 我希望我有牛" [Wǒ xīwàng wǒ yǒu niú] *I wish I had a cow* 1:40 "3 tsps of water 如果您的阴茎掉下来，不要吃，医生可能会重新附着它" [Rúguǒ nín de yīnjīng diào xiàlái, bùyào chī, yīshēng kěnéng huì chóngxīn fùzhuó tā] *If your dick falls off, don't eat it, the doctor may re-attach it* 1:45 "Stir until full dissolved 不要将鸡蛋插入肛门。他们会破解" [Bùyào jiāng jīdàn chārù gāngmén. Tāmen huì pòjiě] *Do not insert eggs into the anus. They will crack* 1:52 Step three - Cook the Tapioca balls 我可以把5公斤的这些赛进肛门" [Wǒ kěyǐ bǎ 5 gōngjīn de zhèxiē sài jìn gāngmén] *I can shove 5kg of these balls into my anus* 1:55 "4 Cups water 不吃便便" [Bù chī piánpián] *No eat poopoo* 1:58 "Bring water to boil 订阅我的频道“ [Dìngyuè wǒ de píndào] *Subscribe to my channel* (yes sir) 2:01 "1 Cup of Tapioca balls 我把这些球放在我的混蛋里" [Wǒ bǎ zhèxiē qiú fàng zài wǒ de húndàn li] *I put deez balls in my asshole* 2:20 "Step four - Construct the bubble tea 不要与饮酒的绵羊目光接触" [bùyào yǔ yǐnjiǔ de miányáng mùguāng jiēchù] *Do not make eye contact with drunk sheep* And there u have it folks. My Chn friend was also very concerned about me 👍

Top most unanswered questions. - how big is the universe? - what will happen to the world in the future? - *how does how to basic clean up*

I love how he shows crazy recipes at the start but then shows a normal recipe you can actually follow at the end!

As a person who can understand Chinese, I want to tell you the fact that the translations in this video are 100% correct and very consistent with the original meaning What are you waiting for? Copy it quickly and share it with your friends who understand Chinese 🥰

The english words : Normal The Chinese translation : *B a l l s m a l f u n c t i on*

When how to basic makes a pretty normal video at the start: New viewers: “yeah this seems right” Veterans of the channel: “this doesn’t seem right”

I love how it’s so calming at first and it gets crazy at the end

When you ignore the crazy parts, he is actually a good chef :0

By step four I was asking myself “wait, isn’t this a Howtobasic video? It seems way too normal” but as always, he just throws everything on the floor and beats it like his drunk stepdad beats him

how to basic: show the result at the beginning of the video me: impossible

3:00 The Bathtub Farting Made Me Laugh So Hard My Mom Came To Check If I Had a Seizure🤣🤣

I was actually genuinely enjoying the calm and then I realized I was watching a HowToBasic video

The video : “start” Me : any minutes now

Me after watch "How to make Bubble Tea" : 0:17 Me after can't making Bubble Tea if too hard : 2:28

Actual Correct Chinese Translation: 0:00 如何制作珍珠奶茶 0:47 你需要 0:49 - (Black Tea) 红茶 - (White Sugar) 白砂糖 - (Brown Sugar) 粽砂糖 - (Tapioca Balls) 木薯球 - (Milk) 牛奶 - (Ice) 冰块 0:56 第一步 - 泡茶 1:06 将 500 (五百) 毫升水放入中等大小的平底锅中煮沸 1:08 将两个茶匙 - 红茶 1:13 冲泡 5 (五) 分钟 1:17 关火让它冷却 1:20 过滤茶 1:26 加冰块 1:29 第二步 - 做糖浆 1:34 将 两个 茶匙 - 粽砂糖, 将 三个茶匙 - 白砂糖， 将三个茶匙 - 水 1:45 搅拌至完全溶解 1:52 第三步 - 煮木薯球 1:54 将 四杯 - 水 1:58 把水烧开 2:00 将 一杯 - 木薯球 2:20 第四步 - 制作珍珠奶茶 Bonus Clip: 2:28 *扔杯子和平底锅* 2:29 *扔鸡蛋* 2:32 *扫* 2:33 *扔红茶* 2:34 *把所有东西丢在墙上用铲子* 2:39 *扔牛奶瓶* 2:41 *用铲子扔掉*,*扫地* 2:43 *用铲子打混合物* 2:45 *开浴缸水槽* 2:47 *吐肥皂水* 2:39 *按下冲洗按钮* 2:56 *关闭冲洗按钮* 2:57 *扔红茶* 2:59 *把合物丢在浴缸用铲子* 3:01 *放屁声* 3:02 *拿玻璃杯倒点茶* 3:09 *喝* 3:12 *咳嗽* 3:14 完美 :) *竖起大拇指*

HowToBasic: **enter the supermarket* Eggs: *my time has come*

Me: sees no eggs. Wtf dud... Also me : oh yeah.

This video is like a roller coaster of wait for it

bruh people talking about food wasting tiktokers. what about food wasting youtubers? like this guy right here

*My man has a lot of patience to clean all that shit up.*

I didn't even realize this was how to basic i almost got a heart attack

As I Chinese, the translations are absolutely on point

3:00 when the bubbles in the bathtub said "💨💨💨💨" It was the most inspirational quote I have ever heard

When he starts being aggressive you feel a sense of relief

*2 minutes in and everything doesn’t go to shit* “Something’s wrong I can feel it...”

2:28 my heart stoped for a moment 💀

I love how this guys videos seem calming and get chaotic instantly. makes a great tool to fool someone on a tutorial.

As a Chinese, the translations are so accurate All translations, and if you don't trust my translations feel free to copy paste them into Google translate lmao: 0:00 如何泡 氣泡 茶 How to make bubble tea (funny since 氣泡 is the DIRECT translation of bubble, but bubble tea is actually called 珍珠奶茶 in Chinese 😂) 0:47 你会大便 You will shit 0:50 黑热狗 Black hotdog 0:50 大阴茎的白熊 White bear with big penis 0:51 睪丸 肿胀 Testicle swelling 0:51 珍珠寄宿在我肛門內 The pearls are lodging inside my anus 0:52 鸡蛋精液 Chicken egg semen 0:53 冷冻猫尿 Frozen cat piss 0:56 第一步 - 將奶牛挤入罐子，然后冷冻以备后用 Step one - take the cow milk and squeeze into a jar, and then freeze it for later use 1:06 我不会说中文，所以我正在使用翻译器翻译次文本。我有一个小阴茎 I don't speak Chinese, therefore I am currently using a translator to translate these texts. I have a small penis 1:11 它在家庭中运行。我的三兄弟也有很小的阴茎 It runs in the family. My 3 brothers also have a very small penis 1:14 请勿將睪丸放在热水中。很热 Do not put testicles in boiling water. Very hot 1:17 一旦凉爽就可以將睪丸泡入其中 But once the water cools down you can soak the testicles in the pot 1:20 熊会大便 Bears can shit 1:26 我无法大便。我需要多吃纤维 I can't shit. I need to eat more fiber 1:29 请勿將阴茎插入电源插座 Do not insert penis into power outlet 1:34 马通常有大的阴茎。让我感到难过 Horses usually have big penises. It makes me sad 1:36 我希望我有牛 I hope I have a cow 1:40 如果您的阴茎掉下来，不要吃，医生可能会重新附着它 If your penis falls off, don't eat it, doctors may be able to reattach it 😂 1:45 不要將鸡蛋插入肛门。他们会破解 Don't insert eggs into anus. They will break 1:52 我可以把5公斤的这些球塞进肛门 I can fit 5kg of these balls in my anus 💀 1:54 不吃便便 Don't eat poo poo 1:58 订阅我的频道 Subscribe to my channel 2:01 我把这些球放在我的混蛋里 I put these balls inside my asshole (funny since 混蛋 means jerk, or bad person, a.k.a. asshole, but it doesn't mean the actual hole in your butt LMAO) 2:20 不要与饮酒的绵羊目光接触 Do not make eye contact with drunk sheep

Title: Nothing with eggs. Me: How will he do eggs in bubble tea?

I came here thinking this was an actual tutorial...so glad I watched to the end

0:48 got me, the english translation is “you need to shit” why am i laughing at that Edit:as a Chinese person, black tea became “black sausage” white sugar became “white bear’s big *****” brown sugar idk (I can’t read that) tapioca pearls”tapioca pearls in my a**”

I love how he just gets straight to the point.

Ur not first Ur not last But most importantly No one asked

Australia: has an egg shortage How to basic : we don't do that here

As a Taiwanese confirm that this is how we actually make bubble tea And the Chinese words are accurate as well

I made it without the destroying part and it worked thank you!

I found it by an accident and didn't look at the channel, and was relieved to watch such a satisfying tutorial, but then eggs got smashed on the wall and, well, then I knew

I feel bad for Chinese people looking for the recipe and found this *And the subtitles of course*

I'm from Taiwan & I can confirm this is exactly how we make bubble tea

It actually scared me when he threw the pot because I forgot what channel I was watching

"Dang they really taking this seriousl-" *throws eggs* ... "YES"

As a bubble tea lover , I approve of this recipe

This is beautiful ive looked at this for 5 hours now

during the pandemic people : finding supplies How to basic : destroying supplies

Worlds biggest mysteries: The Bermuda Triangle How HowToBasic cleans up his house after every video

3:09 idk why but I love the “YAH!👍”

Thanks! This was such a informative video! This is my favorite bubble tea recipe.

This whole channel is basically "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

Imagine people actually searching this in hope of a good recipe and get shocked by what they see

Start of video to 2:28: normal and peaceful video Starting at 2:29: absolute chaos

as a Chinese,the captions made me laugh so hard

I showed my mom this vid, and the only thing she could say was: "Oh."

Everyone commenting how the Chinese translations off but no one realized he put in 4 teaspoons of water instead of 3 at 1:41

I LEGIT THOUGHT THAT HOWTOBASIC FINALLY BECOME NORMAL 😭😭😭

The tea looks absolutely delicious

Make a “how to clean up the mess i make” video

Oh, ok! I think I missed a step! I forget to throw everything against the wall before I put it in the hot tub!

Super vidéo merci pour vos conseils cuisine !! à recommander

Thank you for the tutorial🤩🤩

1:06 I can read a bit and I know it just says “I can’t speak Chinese”

My mom watched this thinking it’s an actual recipe

2:28 cant stop laughing😭

Howtobasic until 2:28: calming,peaceful Howtobasic in 2:28: aggressive,cause too much chaos

Imagine people actually coming here to learn and then this dude gave them this

How to Make Bubble Tea: You will need the following ingredients: 1. Fresh Goat Poop

Such a great tutorial I recommend!

When I saw this video, I remembered the advice my grandfather gave me at my Uncle's wedding while we were sitting close to each other next to the Music Band. The music was so loud I couldn't hear what he said.

The fact is : How to basic is a good chef

Government: Work from home HowToBasic:

Thanks to this tutorial, I was able to make this authentic Chinese drink!

What a wonderful recipe

As a person who speaks Chinese, I can confirm that the Chinese words are accurate translation Edit: it's a joke (for those who don't get it)

As a fellow human who has been making these a lot, everything this man did was correct.

I was in class during morning meeting then they watched this 😂😂😂😂

As a person who has been to Taiwan I can confirm this is how they make it

New viewers: “seems accurate”. Old viewers:” something’s bound to go wrong “

I like the way he shows his content now he actually does the right recipe and creates it (then moves on to his actual content ;) 🥚)

This worked out a lot, thanks.

this is the closest howtobasic has ever gotten to making something normal

God the Chinese subtitle is so convenient,as a chinese i can completely understand how to make boba tea now

He cleans his whole entire house more times in a week than I clean my room in a year

*See the chinese translation Me : something wrong here

Son of the neighbor: what is happening with our neighbor? Neighbor: he is just Making boba He: 💀💀💀💀💀

I watch howtobasic all the time i love the video

Me: Why is this going well? How To Basic: Starts smashing things Me: And-

Me: Oh nice, Chinese subtitels! Also me reading the subtitles: ... Oh my God.

3:12 Me After Eating 100 Candies

Superb as always

Best translation in the world this world need more people like you

i’m really want they make video about : “How To Clean your messy room”

thank you, you kind soul i have been feeding this to my children for decades

It looks so delicious

The whole world : facing food shortage How to basic :

**Gets a call from how to basic** Cleaning lady: *sigh* dammit not again

As a Chinese person the translations on 0:55 got me laughing

POV your dad goes missing for 34 years trying to get this much milk 2:39 😂😂

I was actually trying to relax and sleep to the music, till he smashed the glass and threw the eggs, which woke me up. I was very happy

I see HowtoBasic has a lot of free time in this quarantine to clean all the mess that he makes

i finnaly done it yeah!!!

As a chinese the chinese words made me die in laughter 😊