jeffmurnahan There's no way she could resist his ice cream jokes. He even had to cut them from the video so he wouldn't be mobbed by pussy everywhere he went.

@@bubba99009 Oh boy

Then he had to eat the ice cream to comfort himself.

@@georgev7845 after he creamed her duhh..

Took him down*

She probably is.

Because she's a great actor who really got into the role 😂

She's taking the advice of this expert guru and keeping eye contact.

The Insensible Anthropod they probably brother and sister

She is

Lol

Bruh that bitch was powerful

That is captain price

He sounds like half a dozen A-list actors whose names I can't quite put my finger on. Edit: Tom Hanks

I watched this video when it came out and everytime I have watched it, it still brings me great joy

happy Cinnamon sticc and 2 donuts likes!

That smile has me shitting my pants holy fuck

Don't forget, this guy started his video by saying "hello I'm Allen, co-founder of astromiruaskgg"

Is your wife single.?

@@joey19xx73 she will be soon

@@TheDisapprovingBunny I lol'd

Sheesh!!! Why do wives have to screw everything up.

My Husband wasnt happy either when I tried this.

if it weren't for Mr. Moist and his groundbreaking wisecracks we'd all be fucked

death by cringe

Also, I don't want to give the originals the views

@@sawyermccrary2187 normally I'd agree with you that awareness should be brought to fucking weirdos like this, but in this case it'd literally only line the weirdo's pocket with ad revenue.

Hehe, like a cringe buffer. You're driving into a brick wall of cringe at 50mph but there's a penguinz0 branded airbag to protect you from the strongest impact.

The kids love it.

Hahaha I could even hear the audio that goes with it

@@theomeester90 with the background music

@@johnfulcher8448 in some countries, smiling at people means you want to get into a relationship.

No we won't , we'll never get them

@@johnfulcher8448 people who unironically describe people as alpha or beta are gross.

Fred

So sad

Big brain

surprised he didnt say they cant say no to me ;)

The one thing I really hate about working retail.

I haven't consumed a powdered donut since this video released. everytime there is one in my immediate vicinity all I can feel is all consuming fear

a comment with so many likes and zero replies is so unsatisfying, so i'm just gonna leave this reply dammit

I mean, the way he talks is exactly like how a serial killer talks to their victims.

Nick Gure 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Niiioga

Renn Oh god

If human says yes you say the. You say well you'll like my homemade cream.

I though this comment was coming from more of an incel angle, not robot one.

Yes, I too love putting ice cream in my mouth and letting it slide down my troat

Would you like to partake in the consumption of cold and flavored creams of ice?

"You want ice cream bitch?😠" Gets em everytime.......

Hey it makes men uncomfortable too it doesn't happen as much but I does

Haha the other day I saw a guy ask the gas station clerk about her nails, then asked to touch them, all of them, which he then did. It was fairly incredible.

I guess male retail employees just don’t exist then

@@island5317 Nice try smartass, the video wasn't about hitting on male retailers.

You bastards. No Fuck you. I got questions on where the goddam horse reels are, and quite frankly I don't give a shit about your miserable days when I HAVE TO FUCKING SUFFER BEING THERE JUST AS MUCH AS YOU. It's your godd damn job. So sorry, how you guys never know where anything is, and try your hardest to avoid being asked questions but you should fucking know. So yeah, fuck you.

Seriously, I work in a grocery store and whenever a random stranger talks to me about something not pertaining to my job, it makes me really uncomfortable. Like I'm just trying to work.

As a cashier, I usually try to steer the convo to keep things from getting too awkward? Buying cat food? "How many cats do you have? What kind? ect" Getting camping stuff or s'more stuff? "Going camping soon? Got a plan for the weekend? ect" It really helps since I'm really fucking awkward at making small talk, so using their goods as a catalyst is just the easiest way I found to do it. I've literally had marks on my record because sometimes I wouldn't talk to customers if they didn't seem interested or if they're on their phone (maybe it's an important call, don't be rude). This guy is creepy as fuck, and if I had him, I would consider calling security, or at least a manager over so I wouldn't be alone with him. Yeesh!

Hey, can I get some directions?

Unless I actually know the person, I keep all of my conversions with employees are short and polite. The regular question of "how's your day" is not an invite for you to spill your life story nor to ask them for theirs.

Where do you shop? Because this tomato would be great for your hair.

Who animated that?

@@bug8992 Captain Cling

@@DavidsWeirdMedia thank you

@@bug8992 You're welcome

He sounds like Adam Driver

This comment killed me

😂😂😂😭😭

It's so weird that he has to fake being happy about meeting a woman, you don't HAVE to do that if it doesn't make you happy Alan

Bradon Hoover Ugh, what's so creepy about that is that he's apparently coaching people who walk around expressionless...or drooling or slack-jawed or something. Sure, it's all well and good when you start off forcing your best smile, but if she's dumb enough to take the bait, the mask will soon slip, and she'll know the horror of being stuck with an expressionless robot before long.

@Sachizakura Teach me Master

@Zooted Ludes more like 69 ;)

@SKE more like 116

@Tristen Coronado more like 165

@@Funk_Monkey more like 169

@Zooted Ludes bro your reply has 6 thumbs up *so far*

Short haired Charles is hot af Ftfy

@@isveryniceyes I highly disagree. He's like Yamcha; The long hair really adds something that isn't there otherwise

john sun other than a lawsuit because of sexual assult, seems fine 😂

Sounds like a porn intro

@@jacobmartinez2857 you sounds like a bitch cuh 👴

I think we all know what could possibly go wrong, but...hear me out. What could possibly go right?

Hahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm not convinced....

You can literally see similar facial structure. They're atleast cousins lol

IVE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE H3 REACTED TO THIS VIDEO YEARS AGO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

definitely siblings or something. They have the same features lol

Huh

@@KungFuKendrick it's not just the arm touch, wise guy. it's his all of mannerisms put together.

I’m glad you were able to sniff that out

@@gabbievee lol

@@KungFuKendrick Why are you defending that guy? He's a creep, point blank period. This comment clearly points out why, maybe you need to reread it. They didn't just talk about the arm touch. Put yourself in that girl's situation. Notice the red flags.

No, wtf

@Balthasar Gérard If it's an incel they'll get pissy

@@balthasargerard7246 yeah cuz that's easy

yuliza it is

@Balthasar Gérard I live in a very small town. There was a 20 something year old girl who lived here, she was an amazing person and although I didn't know her too well, everyone else knew her. She was into anime, a cosplayer, a musician, and a very kind person. I used to see her at church. Anyway, this girl met a guy, whom she wasn't interested in, at her place of work (an art store). Because she rejected him, he went back to where she worked the next day and shot her 5 times before shooting himself. This is something girls are warned about from a very young age, and it's virtually every girl's worst nightmare. Of course things like this happen everyday, but it's even more shocking when it happens in your local town to someone you grew up with and everyone and your mother knew. You have to remember that people can be mentally unstable and very entitled, especially obsessive/creepy guys towards women in particular. If I was a 6'5, 250 pound male, it would be a different story. But I'm 5'4, 95 pounds--and a woman. So I will admit that I have pretty much 0 strength and can easily be taken advantage of. It's especially scary if you're an employee and that individual now knows where you work. You have to be careful when interacting with people, because you don't know who they are. Nowadays, it's only getting easier for people to track your location. A simple, "no thank you" or some other rejection, can actually get you shot by some crazy incel/mgtow/ect. who thinks they're entitled to women.

@@balthasargerard7246 How is that even remotely relevant to my point? Where did I say women cannot be bad people?

It's HER fault! She is making him hurt her. See what you made me do bitch!

carl brown I laughed so fucking hard 😂😂

Ca3 SaR just seems like playful sarcasm and if you deliver that with the right tone it can come off well enough imo

@@zKatari You sound like one of the perma virgins who think this pick-up artist shit actually works.

Knoxerboy101 when did i ever say this shit works, i was talking about a single thing he said and maybe you would know a thing or two about socializing as well if you actually did it lmfao, sounds to me like you’re projecting i bet you haven’t spoken to a single girl without them trying to get as far away from you as possible

@Zooted Ludes its just not how that works people who work at grocery stores are either 50 year old people who cant have any other jobs or 16-20 year old guys or girls who hate it and just doing it for the money, trust me, shit sucks and some random people just coming up to you talking about fucking icecream wont help.

@@sanmedina unless you're ugly... it's the only time ugliness has its benefits 😭

Ugh, this is soo annoying.I used to work in retail and I hated the fact I had to be nice to every pervert, disgusting sleazes or angry assholes.Just because to boss told us"Be nice to peope or I'll tax you"

As a bartender I disagree. I'll tell you to leave me alone!

I feel terrible for the female employees at his local supermarket.

Pepperspray Any%

RNG is a bitch

@@SuckyTiddy im ded

@@SuckyTiddy Any% all aisles

I want to see that

Lmfaooooo

"I don't wanna make her uncomfortable" *unnecessary arm touch*

If that predatory stare is his best attempt to express empathy, I don't want to imagine how it looked if he tried to look predatory. Hard mode.

It's the most uncomfortable scene I've seen all week.

Pickle Dick how do you find their car?

Ruler World Stole her keys then looked for the beeping car

If it’s unlocked wait in the backseat behind drivers seat

Alysha Jenkinson - excellent idea, i just had a complete failure with a hot little cashier, gonna wait for her shift to end and follow her home and point at this comment for proof as to why she ought to be ok with it.

I'm pickle dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

"Hello, fellow human female.I too, like to ingest the delicious frozen dairy sorbet"

@@CyberWarezz05 😁

NOOOO hahahahahahahahahaha

Thank you.

@@DCBiscuit ?

Lucien Hicks Sir your words have slain me, but thanks to you I die laughing.

Allyson Moore that's a mood. I got a old man customer who's always flirting with me and it's so awkward.

agreed flirting with employees is very weird and dumb. They obviously have work to do so they shouldn't have their time wasted by people that can't go out to meet someone like a normal person.

Allyson Moore I scream

Allyson Moore you got a cart I can block?

same

Have you seen Nate Flick’s Employee Evaluations? There’s one twice as uncomfortable as this 😂😂

Unzipping your pants also helps.

@@thearousedeunuch what pants?

@@ericmendenhall2867 Just touch your private parts if you aren't wearing pants. :D

@@thearousedeunuch You can do that? Wont god get mad?

@@ericmendenhall2867 He will not like it, but he will understand your dating strategy.

So is breathing around them.

Kill me

Chris Hansen Why don't you take a seat, take a seat right over there.

So.....how are we gonna marry them if we nvr talk

@@UwU-uo9zr arranged marriage

Homosexicle oof

thats hot

Now he has his very own ghost wife

Step 7: progressively make more body contact with her until she screams for help

[INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR] I got tased and put in cuffs instead

Must’ve messed this up because it didn’t work might need further instructions

Lol

Lol

Wonder if he's still washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

Worse than that, some poor girl was on the receiving end!

“haha ice cream more like you scream amirite anyways you do anal”

@@kwanyewdst9561 A man who cuts to the chase! I CAN FUCKING APPRECIATE THAT!

God, I was that guy once

Lmao

outSider Cain this is an underrated comment

LMAO

outSider Cain HAHAHAHHAHA

Lowkey that might work lmao

Everything she said was the shortest possible reply and the one time she tries to give him a little extra to work with he kinda loses it and doesn’t know what to do. Like she’s being paid or something to be here and still can’t stand this dude.

@@jotarokujo3603 she's most likely being paid to be in it lol which makes it even worse

Audrey Hartman that’s definitely my first assumption. This lady even tried to work with him and he just couldn’t handle speaking to a woman. 😂

Blok Vader Well, it’s better to be paid with money than having to perform sexual favors to a narcissist

Sony Fanboy where did this idea of sexual favours come from? The options are: 1. He paid her to play the part of a stranger at the supermarket but he still made her uncomfortable. Or 2. She really is a stranger at the supermarket who is now extremely uncomfortable and is far more likely to be calling the police than performing any sexual favours. I’m not sure where the confusion arose but at no point was this discussion about whether she was there for money or performing sexual favours. I honestly can’t even imagine where that fits into this story or where you pulled it from.

Histury I can tell......

"I guess you scream for ice cream too, heh heh heh... heh."

"I'm an expert in carts. Watch this!" *Steals girl's cart, drifts with it and crashes it into shelves*

Oh No Fuck that actress, give Charlie a damn Oscar for 8:24!

“It’s perfect because you’re already paying her to be there”

Bubbles185 Maybe her husband and child are being held at gun point off-camera

Bh

I found Allen on Facebook and to me it kind of looks like they both are (still?) married together. I could be wrong tho cause obviously the video is old af 😅

I would immediately kick him in the nuts to ensure his alpha testosterone dragon slaying knight in shining armor princess saving powers are diminished slightly.

I'm sure you and your girl could tag team the little incel lol

Otherwise he will make them costar in a tutorial with him.

alan would spell his name like that

I would need my girl to hold me man

_👁Fetch😘me💋their😻souls👁_

Togarmah COD zombies reference. I see you are a man of culture.

Your soul is mine!

She has to be bat shit crazy to be involved with the guy that has a mug shot down at the post office.

FETCH ME THEIR SOULLSSSS

I reckon you could get that jk to work if u did it properly

General Panini underrated comment 💀

I use this line at the grocery store "Oh hello there. I came here to get eggs and milk. You look like you want to get bred" ........... so smooooooooth 😆😆😆😆

600th like

General Panini That porn probably exists

That’s what women are to simps & incels, fucking unicorns or pegasie

That's because he plans on eating her

@BillyJack85 *o u t*

Yeah it’s cause he’s a creep

@@BillyJack85 lmao bro

Beautifully put

Why are you yellow?

@Cenestpasmapersonnalité was i rude? I'm so sorry i didn't mean to offend anyone.

@Cenestpasmapersonnalité *small brain overheating trying to understand what you're saying* Never watched Mean Girls so i've no idea what you're talking about, let's just wait for the yellow dude's answer.

Damn, the yellow dude might be already dead.

Because they pick up women with money but they dont show that part on camera

Because actual charasmatic people don't call themselves pick up artists or teach classes on how to be one lol

@User 0 I was all onboard baby, right until you talked about your house being possessed. I have no idea why you went there hahaha.

Because they think personal connections arent natural and need to be learned.

they have too much convidence in theirself

HOLY SHIT That was like god commending me to hell in Dante’s 9th circle.

That was the funniest thing ive seen this week, LOL, he's always quiet and then all of a sudden he does that. I did not expect it at all lmao.

yeah holy shit.. thats going in my book of firsts.

I immediately got Vietnam Flashbacks from my father yelling at me

Now I'm level 100 woke

i do that all the time..but then after that i forget to buy things. lol

65 year old divorced men

Wierd to do it on purpose I agree but I have a good friend of two years who I met because we had to pool our cognitive resources to find the frozen veg section.

Mollie Strunk sad people who should leave others alone.

Mollie Strunk you'd be surprised

I felt so bad for her

she was actully laughing at him, not with him

en.dopl3r.com/memes/dank/what-you-see-vs-what-she-sees/94061 lol

🤤

Walking down the halls in hs smh

When I go to the grocery store my end goal is to bring my tastebuds to FLAVORTOWN

When I go to the grocery store my end goal is to buy groceries at the store that sells groceries, a "grocery store" if you will.

Yep when i go to the grocery store my end goal is not dying of starvation.

ZombieKing ZKDev My goal is to eat beans in an alley while watching cars 2 on one of the demo televisions

Devon Palmer isn't that everyone's ultimate goal when going to the grocery store? It's certainly mine.

if you can't do, teach!

“Look at this fun ice cream. Jus LOOK AT IT!”

It's the language of gods you fool

erotic*

I'd be turned off immediately if this is how a guy decided to start a conversation. It's cringey, boring, and predictable. The best way a guy was able to start a conversation with me in the grocery store was by asking a deep question about life. He was lighthearted about it and completely open to my response. It wasn't creepy or boring. He started it with, "Can I ask you a question?" It was so interesting to me, and we just kept talking for a couple hours in the aisle. He ended it by mentioning that we could finish the convo over text. I made absolute sure I got his last name in case I put in the wrong number. That was four years ago now, and we are as close as we've ever been.

With this CV it is probably happening a lot.

Michael Ortega Except you gotta have a trumpet for that

This is the greatest critikaling of all time.

Nice piano skills, mate. This guy kills it with instrumental music if anyone is interested.

Go to Tampa ,Florida

How to meet god*

Of course he isnt Charlie what are you dumb? Thats clearly Allen the alienator

@@baphometlovesyou6515 *Alan The Anihailator

@@thememeguy2135 Alan The Annihilator*

@@spacecadet_01 i actually did that to annoy him you know. spellchecking the spelling nazi.

He’s an A list actor what do you mean?

she looks like she's in physical pain

Lmao her eyes are so lifeless

Smiley the Smile ah ExpertVillage....a true master of the arts

He's more afraid of her than she is of him.

Scary thing is that she's obviously been paid to do this, yet still can't keep a straight face. That man is a creep.

I saw your profile picture and just remembered that that video existed.

Ik it’s painfully unnatural. He’s trying to fit in with the other humans

@@blokvader8283 what video

Her face at 4:42 is faker though

@@antoniorivera8321 This one: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hr2VZ9uamtDXgYE.html

I think the good old Lenny fits better. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That was honestly the best example I've ever seen of a dude undressing a chick with his eyes.

It’s at 420 I won’t be person to mess that up