Dw bud we still love you ❤️

It's okay everyone makes mistakes

What was the product tho?

I'm glad you own up to your mistakes and it's truly not ur fault, people are shady

Probably Established Titles

Our second great overlord we rejoice in your presence

Didn't expect to see you here TierZoo.

How are moose doing in the current North America meta?

@@eseguerito2629 yea

Was it destroyed

So do cats

@@erickagilson7179 true

@@erickagilson7179 no they don't

True

@@erickagilson7179 cats are gods

Yeahhhhh if you get attacked by a hippo a lot of things had to go wrong for that to happen. And it’s not your choice in if you survive.

The only thing you can do is pray it makes it quick

You may survive if you can get it to piss off a Rhino and running the hell away while they fight each other.

Well trees might be your only hope not sure if hippos wait but id rather find out than die of mauling

the fucking King K Rool music in the back round sent me lmao

As a human, I wouldn't know. I just tend to avoid humans at all costs.

@@mrr1132 understandable. I usually only kill them cuz I can't get away

@@34564trfghf Why not farm them and use their skin to make books?

@@demiurge7111 that would usually be a second option if I hadn't already used the skin to hold my soup...made from their eyes obviously.

This reply section is cursed as shit

It*

@@prithbirajbhattacharjee4584nice name

​@@prithbirajbhattacharjee4584If you go by Christianity, He.

​@user-yr4bf5ip8wone month later? Wha

​@@prithbirajbhattacharjee4584he lol stop posting your Ls here

"Rock/Kevin Hart combo, a husky and a chihuahua" 💀 💀

Got false charged by a Rhodesian ridgeback, i was just protecting my family jewels 😂😂

Woah, that’s awesome! Glad you’re safe. Sucks when our instinct is to run away. But with a lot of animals, that’s basically an invitation to chase you down. 😨

How did you get out o that?

​@@yamihikarilightdark9instict thinks we can still outrun them

he smart and funny

Seems to mostly use his mouth to do it.

​@melissafaye915it's not just simple English. Communication is not limited to what you say, but the delivery.

@@chrispham6599Exactly

if he is not a native english speaker (I think he is from senegal but I don't know if he was born there or npt) maybe he is thinking of obvious word combinaisons that a native speaker wouldn't

@Checkmark damn, he must be very wrong

@Checkmark best not give him the view from clicking the link

Fucking savage

He is epic and I share the $hit out of his videos. I may or may not get an evil kick out of destroying people's illusions about their favorite animals by sending them to his videos 🤣🤣🤣 like "oh you think that animal is innocent and adorable... Come let me show you some truth sprinkled with dark humor 😁"

@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry Please don't reply to the bots. It makes it harder for youtube to register them as such. Just report them for spam.

it wasn't me...

For an ape with internet access, I assumed you've seen it or experienced it before.

Now I know that sounds bad *but,* now you are effectively untouchable to other animals. And you can live with the knowledge that if you *do* end up getting merked by cougar or a fox, that entire bloodline ain't gonna belong for this world.

Second one is literally the Pug.

Indeed

Ugh there true savages they call big trucks to come kill my kind

I like this.. ✅️💯 And good luck. 💪🏽

That's so awesome. Good luck to you 🤝

Gl man and gl on NNN

w good luck

keep up with it, we need more people in the field

Yo same

Im gonna steal that for dates

i will ask it for my mortuary drawer

😆

By a hippo?

Rolled a 20 in luck, huh?

@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Maybe. Although it might have just decided that, A, I wasn't much of a threat, and B, with all the other people nearby it probably wasn't a good idea to attack me.

That's actually a really beautiful story.

fr

They mostly do. I get visits in my yard from greys (the kangas, not the others) and they are pretty chill. If you are quiet and they are big ones they won't mind you being around. But smaller ones, mums with kids spook easily. But never corner one yhinking they are docile. Like any animal they WILL fight back and can be dangerous. Like they say, FAFO.

Of all the Creatures upon this Good Earth , I fear Humans above any other . I have seen Bears , Coyotes ,and have had run ins with Dogs. It may seem odd to fear One's own Species but frankly , I would rather deal with some wild animal than a Human who is bent on causing me harm. Less than a day before making this comment, I was startled by this random Guy standing in some bushes as I walked by and only noticed Him as I came right up on Him. It was fairly dark and He was also in the shadows by some trees/bushes. In an instant ,I sized Him up, not knowing if He was a threat ,assessed His stature so I could be prepared to defend myself . I noticed that He was a burly ,quite tall ,young ( mid 20s by how He appeared ) ,muscular Guy who was an otherwise decent enough looking Guy but sketchy because of where He was and how I suddenly noticed Him just a few feet from me . I try to look for weaknesses or vulnerabilities as part of "prepping for defense " . I am not one to fight dirty , however ,if He had intentions to "make me into a past tense " , I would have resort to " radically changing His plans for fatherhood " by kicking Him in "the Family Jewels " and then make like a tree and leave . Like I said, I hate dirty fighting but if the only way to avoid becoming "was" is to deflate some Guy's 🏈🏈then it's only necessary . I probably startled him equally as badly but WHY was He randomly there . I did ask why in a somewhat startled voice , and He said something about phone reception . I will add here that where He was is in a small ravine surrounded by trees with the higher side side going up to a parking lot so cell phone reception is patchy at best if any service at all . He would get much better reception in the parking lot than WHERE He was standing .I had to walk back past where that Guy was and I definitely was on the lookout . I didn't see Him again and I was honestly relieved about it too . I dislike strongly being caught off guard by random Humans.

@@michaeltheoret3842 Agree with this comment entirely and am the same. I'm more wary of humans than I am wild animals. Humans scare me the most and are the most dangerous and destructive species on the planet. I don't even want to consider myself human most of the time, because of my disliking of them.

@@michaeltheoret3842 same to be honest, and they can speak our language as well which hurts more mentally sometimes than psychically

ikr XD

Yeah. The cruelest thing humanity does is the way we gaslight the act of exterminating anything that was legitimately being itself in the face of our own stupidity.

That in itself is not a good or a bad thing.

humans r badass

Then 3000 videos combined what? What happens after 3000 videos combine?

@@aspebb a̵͍̩̗̝̰͖̺̮̞̤͈̝̼̰̰̙̳̣͔̻͓͇̔́̀͊̒͒̍̇̉͐͒̀̂̔̄̐̔́̉̄́̀̂̈́̃͌͒̎͝͝͝ͅ. that's what happens.

@@aspebb you discover what happens after you divide 0 by a number

I'd love to see him host nature shows or documentaries in long form content - here on youtube or on streaming/tv. I think he'd be a phenomenal choice for this generation's David Attenborough.

youtube also pays out way more per view and subscription

i belive its Lord Casual lol

@@lucyandecember2843 You are right, forgive me: Lord Casual!

He wrote a book that came out pretty recently. Worth checking out if you enjoy his writing.

Tf is wrong with your H

He’s talking about chimps, but that could also be used to describe us.

His words should be on the subreddits for "Brand New Sentence" or "Rare Insults" because WOW,he has quite the dictionary.

@@chee.rah.monurB 😂😂

Yeah, I'm not sure the context, but I want to figure out a shirt with "Magazine with no words" on it. Fucking genius, I actually laughed out loud.

@@zekemckillip magazine with no words means an Ammunition Clip for a gun

@@jacktowers7533 I got what he meant, I meant I don't know what context it would be in on a shirt. Like what picture should accompany it, or whether I should extend the quote for context. That kinda thing.

imma hunt you and give you a hug

there is no escape

@@TylerTMG 😨

​@@CheesyJesseyoull be ok bro ill protect you

@@egg23658 Thanks bro

This is actually true for spiders as well such as widows and recluses. They don't bite unless they are basically feeling cornered/squished.

Unless it a black mamba…or a fer de lance; those snakes are extremely aggressive.

Chihuahua’s are also notoriously aggressive; the only way to survive a rogue runt with a napoleon complex is to punt it across the street

@@witdajuice6763 yep game winning field goal attempt

@@cellamuert naww 😭

Please tell me you went no contact. Because 😳

WHAT THE HELL

What the actual fuck😰

The drink could be worth it..

@@logicplague key word: *could* Well spoken.

i lost it at the 'you might have heard of this ryme: if its black fight back, if its brown get to the ground, if its white like a cloud... *your gonna die* '

I married my pray..mrew

i just realized he meant a cougar and not a cougar

Yeah, thats just how we are lol.

Could be worse. Wolves ate some of our ancestors, so we spent the next 50,000 years turning their descendants into pugs.

Right in the feels

@@recitationtohear did you really think I wouldn’t recognize that link?

COD and LOL gamers: Challenge accepted

That lioness was probably like “Damn, chill out, I’m leaving, sheesh.”

how to survive a predator attack: appear like a threat how to survive a prey attack: dom't appear like a threat

@@God-ch8lqor just avoid wild animals and leave them the fuck alone

I hope she healed now❤️❤️❤️

I read somewhere that hippos kill more people than lions…

This video made me want to live alone on a balloon in the sky, LOL

AYO 😭

The fact that she lived proves hippos are scary. Why? Since she lived, that hippo didn't attack to kill, just attacked to make her stop provoking it... and a hippo can be provoked just by being within attack range. Oh, and don't fret. Hippos kill more of their young than people... a huge reason mother hippos really keep their spawn close by while being super-aggressive protectors of them. I guess evolution has an omega-level cost for being the living version of an armored vehicle.

Yup.. Seriously though we're the worst menace to other animals, whole ecosystems and ourselves but at least we've got a sense of humour

thanks for spoiling with the top comment that KZfaq shows on mobile

Thanks for ruining the surprise while I’m moose

@@c013y6 just don’t look and read then lmao ur eyes aren’t fixed in a certain position 24/7

it is way too easy for him too slam the human race were just that psychotic

mermaids belong to the choping board

@@diablo.the.cheater that’s fishy don’t ya think🧐🥲

@@diablo.the.cheater mermaids are our friends 😤

I saw that “documentary” on Animal Planet and Discovery (“Mermaids: The Body Found”). Y’all are basically dolphins.

@@diablo.the.cheater a human wrote this

speaks volumes about your education system, which the rest of the world already knew about you guys. dang.

@@paddington1670 Nah, its just him being inflammatory. Trust me, schools teach actual biology. Love dudes stuff, but he ain't sitting down and making sure you grasp it. He's not focusing directly on you to figure out solutions to any difficulties you're having. Yes we have very serious systemic failures in our education system, but those are by design. A certain political party in the US has wanted to destroy public education since it began in this country. And guess what, they're winning. So just remember, when you think of the US education system, know that its failings are purposeful, through gutting, kneecapping, a shot to the head and a shit on the chest for good measure. Oh, and don't forget that most kids in the US have zero urge to learn and purposefully give the teachers shit. I blame that on the parents.

​@@paddington1670 Your comment speaks volumes about your low self esteem and need to feel superior. It's kinda sad, hope you get the self esteem boost you so desperately need from it.

@@paddington1670 many educational systems in the world are that

Its fun and interesting because dudes here can make videos about any subject they want while teacher need to teach you specific subjects from the text books

😂

I mean we are animals we are the worst one

@@Lumberjack_king Yes, we are animals, and it disappoints me that people forget that.

@@Ty-vl6hs yeah

"You might have claws, fangs, venom, and muscle, but I have a gun and ammo to spare."

@@Ty-vl6hs being the only ones doing what we do, is it any surprise we quickly wrote everything else off as beast and such

You realized that we are animals like the others and put an other perspective? So he did a very good job.

​@@baidaan1894 and not to mention we threw out our animal identity because of our intelligence and sense of awareness to the point we believe where higher then everything including ourselves

fr man like i had a whole crisis right there 😨

its so fucking sad that what was said is 100% true. we are the worst. i hate humans. fuckem.

Which is probably why most apex predators stay away from humans. Their ancestors fucked around and found out

@@fiendish9474 dude sooo much. We're like the mafia of species - you kill one of ours, onces, and we come and slaughter all of your number. Humana are vicious.

mosquitoes be like

Nice amity pfp

@@amia- awww ty ^&^

Maybe because it's a yearly thing and driving in elk country is impossible enough in the off season...? It's not all about indecency online.

@@Undomaranel counterpoint: online indecency is funny.

I literally looked away from the screen, cause he knows I know & I just can't face that rn 🤧

No idea what's being referred to in that 90% because I merely knew it years ago when reading about cervids...

​@@50calM82A1 my guess is that it has to do with furry shit

Perfectly put.

Oh hey Praise the omnissiah

oh for sure, there are areas of my city you just don't go alone at night(or at all), because the chance of you getting mugged(or worse) are almost 100%

@@Eisenwulf666 True

I'd say that actually the animal we have to be the most afraid of is another human with violent intetntions. They sure as hell can end you and they won't be afraid of humans at all like wild animals do most of the time.

You have to see it that way: Against animals, Elephant rifles and harpoons are as far as it needed to go. Against humans, they went on to machine guns, flamethrowers, heavy artillery and ballistic missiles.

The music is Team Plasma's team from Pokémon BW/2, and considering their true goals, it's actually rather fitting

Perhaps it was an escaped pet. Or someone has been feeding her.

... was that one of these cougars at Applebee's?

@@juannaym8488 😂😂

Hate it when cougars try to follow you home.

One of those compressed air horns works well for chasing off cougars as they run the same software as housecats, works for the ones that stalk applebees too.

LET'S GOOOOO 🥳

trying to write around to not spoil which animal it is? I see you and I apreeciate it

I'm right there with you.

Hairless oppression monkey(too fresh,now dying!)!

Best plot twist

It’s definitely the worst of all the animals, but making more is so much fun!

Don't you love it when you look at an old comment that you didn't make that long ago and just cringe out of your skin :D?

🧢 cap 🍃 is better

@@bbrandumbb true, I was just excited

​@@Borneoian8dam you reacted fast

@@KfcOwner am currently extremely idol. Know any other good channels ?

@@Borneoian8 the boys, they make funny content.

What happened to the bear though?

@@jocelynuy2922 I bet it's dead as hell like always when an animal mess up with humans

@@blackirontarkus3156 Well the bear FAFOed

I would have hunted that bear and it's entire family and cooked them all up and eaten them out of spite

God dammit shouldn’t have mentioned eating infant children so many times in English today

that applies to basically everything in the list

We don’t exist for their food so if they ever get near me that all goes out the window and I’m taking a life before I lose mine

@@jayswrld666 All creatures have a right to defend themselves including us. We also have a right to be territorial. Animals are. They intrude they pay, we intrude we pay. Nature's rules.

Me when the Chimp I accidentally smiled at rips out my vital organs through my asshole: (big mistake)

@@yokuutsu9097 Makes for a bad day, lol

I mean we see ourselves above other animals

Well, apes are still monkeys, but most monkeys aren't apes

​@@Lumberjack_kingTbh we do the same shit as animals even though we are advanced now here is a list of things we still do like animals 1.Some dads don't wanna raise another woman kid 2.men fight for women 3.gangs are just like apes troops they fight for territory 4.we when we are mad we tend to show teeth to 5.we fight hand to hand except we still bite and maul each other like chimps Etc I can keep going on humans are still animalistic even though we are advanced in 2024

We're not apes. We're human beings, made in the image of God.

@@sitcomchristian6886 ok Christian we are all entitled to our beliefs

Not true. It's always a possibility for something to get in. Especially that last monster in the video. yikes.

@@nephicus339 The humans are the most unavoidable monster. Though, I hear fire is very effective! They have a 100% weakness to it!

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 million years ago: *Homo erectus invents man-made fire*

Surprising? We are the apex predator. Thats why most animals tend to stay away from us in the first place. Humans only get attacked by animals when they are traveling alone. Do you really want to attack a pack of what are basically fast, naked chimps?

bad bot

The moose was prolly confused as fuck, wondering why someone just put a baby near it with no hesitation

@@bendingdemon6483 The moose was probably like "ma'am thank you for the offer but I can't eat this"

I hope your life- and yer mom's- can remain to you both a well-lived and precious Gift that it definitely has been from that point onwards ☺

Scram

Glad you all were safe!

Hi tall girl.

Your father saved you from being one more human flatline 💀

@@Thermait He truly did.

They seem so scary. And somehow the toddler part of my adult brain still finds them huggable thanks to the fur. Scuggable? I remember being gobsmacked the first time I saw one in real life, having never realized how tall they can be.

@@clairepettie Reds in particular are so intimidating and they definitely flex at you when they're threatening you, it's an experience right?

@@sugarandscenes1931 Like a drunk frat boy?!

@@clairepettie Haha in their dreams, wait until they pass out and shave off an eyebrow. Dilemma next morning: shave other one or not?

Not only jacked like one, they also act like those guys on gears huh

Yeah, promoting them was a massive f*ck up on my part. I’m in the process of cutting all contractual ties and returning the money I got for promoting them and as soon as I do, I’m taking out that part of the video. The only thing stopping me from doing it literally the moment I found out was the possibility of opening myself up to litigation

Crazy how they can lie about what they do, scam thousands, and if *you* stop spreading their lies *you* are opening yourself up to a lawsuit. Absolutely crazy.

​@@lordderppington4694 justice system is broken

Who actually thought this was something more than a gag gift??? 😂

​@@MurasakiMonogatari It would have been fine if Established Titles had actually promoted their product as a gag gift, but their whole spiel is about saving a small parcel of land using a loophole in Scottish law or something along these lines. If they were merely selling five-dollar pieces of paper in fancy copperhead script, no one would object. But no, the company was specifically set up to squeeze as much money as possible out of an essentially worthless product while pretending to save the planet. That's not a gag gift, it's a scam.