12/10 cat. Excellent squishability

What am I doing here? It's 1AM. I don't even have a cat

"I've seen people walking around town with a cat around their hoody" Where the hell does this dude live?

4:24 I AM IN AWE AT THE SIZE OF THAT LAD

Veterinarian bob ross

This cat is so well mannered and looks educated.

How to unsquish a cat in case I oversquished my cat?

The cat was a paid actor!

In Soviet Russia, cat squishes you

Mr Pirate is an absolute unit

"Want to know how to restrain a cat?" "S Q U I S H T H A T C A T!"

I protecc I attac But I also squish

The fact that we have a 7 minute video on trending about how to keep cats comfortable gives me hope for humanity

He is Bob Ross but as a vet

This is just proof that cats are liquid.

im gonna sleep early tonight me at 3am:

Can i do that on a jaguar ?

Step1: find cat Step2: put hand on cat Step3: squish cat Step4: lift said cat

Is it spelled Clawdia? I'd be disappointed if it wasn't.

It's really endearing how much this guy likes cats

The real pickup artist.

I need "Squish that cat" shirt.

“and there we go we just made friends with this wonderful little cat” c’:

Who took their cats while watcing the vid and did most of those?

so essentially, cats love hugs? that's the most wonderful thing i've heard all day.

Best pickup artist on youtube.

I never knew there was a term for my cat: "A shoulder cat."

He protecc He no attacc But best of all He squish the cat

3:26 "Hey darling, where you going?" My heart melted a bit.

You had me at "squish that cat".

My cat is a 'leave-me-alone' cat.

MONSIEUR LE PIRATÉ

That shoulder cat got more pissed off the more he was put down. He just wanted to be on the shoulder and sit there. Poor baby.

7 minutes of a guy petting a cat and now I'm jealous. Even though I have 3 of my own :D

Mr. Pirate is a paid actor right?!

“We always squish that cat”

Take a shot every time he says cat.

SQUISH THAT CAT 😂😂😂😂

I squished that LIKE button

Mom: What did you learn today? Me: SQUISH THAT CAT!!

The most important video on the Internet

Aw man, that shoulder cat is so adorable. He just kept wanting to get back up!

Dude, I want a shoulder cat How adorable is that!

My cat Bob was a shoulder cat. All my t-shirts had holes in the shoulder and stomach area from him holding on and digging in with his front & back claws. he had thumbs and a bob tail. I think his short tail made him a little off balance sometimes and I could only pick him up from the front. If I picked him up from behind, he would just flail. I miss my baby Bob. I lost him in Feb 2016 to hyperthyroidism after 11 yrs. he was such a sweetheart.

If the cat is nervous squish that cat! If the cat does not want to stay still squish that cat! If the cat is hungry squish that cat! If there is anything wrong with your cat squish that cat!

I don't even have a cat what am I doing here

I'm not sure how even vets afford to live in Vancouver BC.

Excellent cat, would squishe again.

You can tell this guy really does love his cats It makes me happy

*SQUISH THAT CAT*

f shoulder bags, I'll just get myself a shoulder cat

Option 3 for taking a shoulder cat off your shoulder: You realise that the cat will be on your shoulder for ever and accept your fate.

“They tend to feel more safe and secure when they’re being held tightly” I relate to cats more and more each day

Squish That CAT!!!

Grown people: let's get a persian Kids: fat cat sat on a flat mat Him: s q u i s h t h a t c a t

youtube recommended me this during quarantine. I’m not disappointed

Instructions unclear. My cat just picked me up and I got startled so I scratched it.

"Shoulder cat." I learned something new today.

S q u i s h . T h a t . C a t . Kinda sounds like a game, hmmm...

6:26 It looks like the cat wanted to stay on his shoulder. He's like "nooo keep me up there !" Cute

he seems so nice that i almost cried

I actually find those carrying positions very comfortable.. For me I think im cat.

4:55 "Look at that face, look at that face"

Dang, that actually helped with my female cat. She has been through at least two owners before me and had some bad expriences which obviously resulted in trust issues. She has now been with me for two years and it had gotten loads better, but she still did not want me to hold her. Normally I simply would have let her be, but for vet visits and such it was not an ideal situation. But then I saw this video and tried to squish the cat. And she loves it! She is turning into quite the snuggly bug. Thank you!

What I learned today: Cats like to be squished. Gently.

My neighbour had a "Shoulder Cat". Whenever I came to visit, she would come up to me and paw my legs. I would pick her up and she would climb up there and sit happily purring away. I miss her😢

Squish that cat

Who else doesn't have a cat and watched entire video?

We took in this spunky little cat (small for a year old) a few years ago, and she’s a shoulder _queen._ She’ll meow (very loudly) at you if she’s in the mood for a ride, and if you make eye contact she’ll scramble for the nearest surface to shoulder-height to eagerly await you. If you’re busy, she’ll sometimes grow impatient and just leap onto you if she thinks she can make it (we always catch her). She’ll also climb onto your back if you’re leaning over for something, say, a pen off a desk, and will smugly curl up right where she is, purring contently. She only uses us for the transportation, I’m sure.

5:45 "I've seen people walk around town carrying cats on their shoulders" Time to move to Vancouver..

Pirate is a thicc kitty

Claudia was such a good kitty omg you could tell she thought it was weird all the things he kept doing but she just went along the whole time. I hope she got treats after! :3

These are the calmest cats i have ever seen

> 3am > have to get up at 7 am > exams tomorrow > didn't study > need every minute of sleep But no, I had to watch this video. *And I don't even have a cat*

This is the purest thing on the internet.

Can't believe I watched this entire video. I don't even have a cat.

SQUISH THAT CAT✊🏽✊🏽👏🏾😂 "Quote of the year"

SQUISH THAT CAT SQUISH THAT CAT SQUISH THAT CAT

Here's this handsome, 14-year old boy. A little bit chubby. He's a shoulderboy. He stays on your shoulder if you squish. Nice description tho 😂😂😂

“Squish that cat!” 😁 What a charming gentleman indeed, stole my heart in best way possible. I am blushing 😊

I didn’t know I could squish my cat :) Another tip that’s worked for me: if your cat’s in a bad mood, cover him with a blanket for a few minutes, he’ll totally reset his mood and come out happy and gentle!

No one: Me at 3am on a school night: how to pick up a cat like a pro

Idk why, but i lost it when he kept saying "squish that cat" 😂😂😂

I highly recommend your "squish-that-cat"-method if someome wants to experience less death glares from your cat. I used the "squish that cat"-technique to administer the monthly flea-tick-prevention fluid to our 9 stray cats today (don't worry, they're all vaccinated and neutered). Turns out, 8 out of 9 cats agree with your technique. It went much faster than normal, as they tend to freak out when they see me with the little white tube every month. Those 8 are now in a corner near me somewhere, purring with a bit of distrust but not too much anxiety. Number 9, however, heavily disagreed with your technique and clawed his way out of the squish-that-cat by going backwards and lower than I thought a cat could physically go, despite me heavily squishing him as much as I dared. I ended up having to squish him awkwardly against my thighs, hoping he wouldn't claw his way out again, and basically just flicked some of the fluid between his shoulder blades from afar for the few seconds before he bolted backwards through a tumble the best gymnasts couldn't reenact. Number 9 is now glaring at me from the top of the cat tree, drooling out of pure anxiety (he's a fear-drooler). I'm pretty sure that if I weren't immune to cat glares, I would be not just dead, but really really REALLY dead. The previous month that I administered the fluid, however, I hadn't watched your video yet and there were 9 of his angry behavior hidden around the house and garden giving me the death glare, and they wouldn't come near me for four days. I give the technique an 8/9.

2:27 I'm crying

Shoulder *exists Cat: that’s a place I can be

Ohhhh I see why he called him Mr pirate. It's because he likes to hang out on shoulders like a pirate parrot.

This man is a gift to humanity

do you own a cat? no here's a video about how to hold a cat properly Yes please!

now apply these techniques to your girlfriend. IT WORKS!

*Imagine cats being this special that they made a video on how to pick them up*

When my cat was a kitten she would crawl in my hoodie pocket and stay there all day lol.

Oh my god dude you seem soooooo happy to do such a job that's so pleasant to see

Oh dang. My cat's a shoulder cat! I usually wear a thick varsity jacket when she wants to gets on shoulders in the morning, so she'll occasionally just dig her claws into that to climb up and sit on my shoulder, perched like a parrot (she's a pretty small cat). Adorable. Except the morning I wasn't wearing my varsity jacket... there was a little blood.

I don't even own a pet but I just randomly watched this en enjoyed learning something. Cats are great.

Today I found out that my cat is a shoulder cat. My life is complete.

I would have never thought that a youtube video could be this useful. Now, I squish my cats everyday, and they don't mind being held anymore (they used to hate it). Thanks!

Those deep green eyes... That slick black fur... Your cat is beautiful.

Huge test tomorrow soooo, let me just watch a video on how to become a professional cat carrier

mr pirate was fated to be a shoulder cat the day he was named