Okay this one actually terrifies me more than the Jason Vorhees build.

"You are like Bowser in a sun hat." I.... don't know how I feel about this.

"I play Resident Evil 8 Village for the PLOT"

I was gone for one day and now even the dnd community be simpin

"Hey sorry to be that guy, but," says dude who is, in fact, very excited to be that guy

Lady D, aka Tall Vampire Meme Lady, aka the reason people wish RE8 had some sort of slowmo or zoom in feature.

The Tall Girl audio was fantastic

I would like to think Lady Dimitrescu did know Ethan was there during the phone call. Explains why she left the key right there, and just stood outside the door waiting for him.

"Pod-caster looking b*stard" love the little nods to things like Ethan's face never being revealed. Hope you enjoy making these builds as much as we enjoy watching them, have a great day Tulok!

"Speaking of milk..." pardon me, just slowly asphyxiating as I laugh to death.

I just love when he's running from vampire mommy and the screen just says "You're right hand is unusable."

I do not know this tall woman but I think I would like to get to know her, she seems nice.

This whole video has been one GIANT innuendo... and I am here for it.

OW, MAN. I love that rune knight getting more love. And I also love the multi-classing to warlock. Those are TWO BIG THINGS that I love

"Get yourself a Redfield. Or at least a Kennedy." So where do Valentines fall in this tier list? And what about Chambers?

I personally love the inclusion of the "alternate routes." I don't necessarily watch these videos with the intention of building these characters, I just like seeing what you can come up with when you start adding different classes and subclasses, and find it interesting with the specific characters builds. So the alternates are a great bonus.

'Turn your houseguests into a Kool-aid Jammer" 😂

Fun fact. Vampiric Bite works on Warforged. And also benefits from Martial Arts

I’m so playing the “Lord Dimitrescu” version that Twitter made. Just as big in all the right ways, and using the exact same build. And I’m just happy for the idea of a Dhampir finally!

Aww. How did you know it was my birthday today?

As someone named Ethan, I feel quite threatened.

Absolutely LOVE the nod to Ethan looking like Griffin McElroy

Holy shit I just played a Dhampir for a one shot and I didn't think to use any of my abilities with my bite to make it extra strong lol dammit!

Phil is looking THIN. That workout routine is doing its work

I would say all y’all thirsty as hell But so is she!

Gotta say, if the biggest weaknesses of a build are Missed Potential, then you're doing something pretty right

I friend of mine played Lady Dimitrescu once using a Rune knight build when the DM asked "How do you wanna do this?" He used Giant's Might and Sat on the enemies face killing it instantly... I mean not a bad way to die...

I audibly reacted with "Oh god the mad man actually did it!!!" But I love this build, cause I don't recall the last time I saw a Rune Knight warlock combo and it looks like it meshes well! How......how out of the question is a Jonesy build for D&D? I'm not really in the camp that thinks Fortnite is cringey and I'd love to see a ranged combatant with some kind of building/structure mechanic.

Awesome video! Thank you so much for the shoutout!

"I play Resident Evil 8 Village for the plot" There's a plot?

*Sees Ethan get his right hand cut off in footage* Boy howdy does Ethan Winters have bad luck when it comes to his hands.

I would just like to take a moment to gush about one of my favorite creators. Tulok, your stuff is amazing. One of the only famous DnD folks who followed me on Twitter, I've been a fan since your stuff has been in single digits and you've only gotten better as time has gone on. I've got nothing but respect for the work and effort you put into each and every creation and this was no exception. I can't wait to use this build for an NPC in my haunted Bloodborne-inspired campaign and would love an opportunity to chat with you one day. Keep it up man, you're doing amazing.

I KNEW IT- Tulok, you have blessed us. It's great to watch this build after playing the game. (Edit: Her dress and sunhat could totally be armor, it covers her entire body and head with dense fabric.)

... you never fail to disappoint. I know what my next character is!

"You're like Bowser in a sunhat!" Yeah, except way less hot! This build fucking rules, man. I'm such a sucker for any "take a hit and keep walking forward" build, so this is great to add to the collection. I especially appreciate when you point out good options that are efficient and powerful but out of character - I'm more about building concepts than exact characters, so I love using your builds as a recipe that I can spice up myself in my home games. The suggestion of doing Beast Barbarian instead sounds like a lot of fun, but a lot of the warlock spells you suggested also sounded raw, so I'm excited to play both versions!

Take the Crusher feat for that 'Stepping On' action.

That's some massive HP.

your jokes were on point! Had me dying here

Thank you for the joke at the end. Perfect comedic timing.

The list of Tulok builds I would like to play is one more

Just a tip: Armor of Hexes absolutely uses your reaction. At 10th level, your hex grows more powerful. If the target cursed by your Hexblade’s Curse hits you with an attack roll, you can use your reaction to roll a d6. On a 4 or higher, the attack instead misses you, regardless of its roll.

Not even a month after the game is out, you MADMAN

Background: Knight You get 3 retainers (daughters) loyal to your family.

Wait a second.... I'm calling this. Are we going with the Knight Noble background, to get the 3 vassals for the daughters?

You outdid yourself here. This build represents her so well! And seems so strong at the same time. The Hexblade Whip was brilliant!

That last line was amazing

Thank you for the episode.

You do not fully comprehend the evil and chaos you have unleashed into D&D sessions this day.

I WISH Armor of Hexes didn't use your reaction. But Hexblade is already pretty busted as is so they gotta minimize how good it is somehow: "At 10th level, your hex grows more powerful. If the target cursed by your Hexblade's Curse hits you with an attack roll, you can *use your reaction* to roll a d6. On a 4 or higher, the attack instead misses you, regardless of its roll." Straight out of Xanathar's. Not to burst your bubble or anything. Just making sure no false info is being presented, even on a character build.

"your like Bowser in a sun hat" that statement lives rent free in my mind now forever

"Bowser in a sunhat", rofled very badly. Loved it and needed it. Thanks.v

Let the Simpery commence

Thank you papa. Thank you for this great gift

Love the vid!

"Speaking of milk..." SIR

I saw the thumbnail and started laughing

All jokes aside that hat is HUGE. I know sun jays are big but that is big even for a scaled sun hat

I can see why you're saying manticore but it's actually intended to be a dragon as a play off of Dracula. I know the response is "but no breath weapon." She does have a breath weapon, it's a bunch of bugs. So, you can easily reflavor a dragon's breath as the bugs stinging and poisoning you.

I watch these for entertainment but i might actually use this build, its rad as hell

This is awesome. It also wouldn't be a terrible build for Castlevania's Dracula. Towering boss battle stature? Check. Shrugs off blows and deals terrifying melee damage? Check. Maximum Vampire suckage? Check. Summon undead minions? Check. Boss form transformation? Check. Just focus on Misty Step, add a few more hellfire-type spells, and switch out fey summoning for fiend summoning.

You avoided saying boob(s)/breast(s) the entire episode and then went all table flip with the alt definition, genius.

Episode 289 of the Fire Emblem stats: Alcina Dimitrescu. She's great at brawling (her claws are basically gauntlets), authority, and has a budding talent in flight since, well, her boss form is literally a wyvern rider. She's weak in swords, both types of magic, and heavy armor, which her other family members are more well-equipped for. She has huge... HP and physical defense, but her resistance is a bit weak and she is slow as molasses.

This is amazing

13:49 Chris Redfield in spanish, Chris Camporojo if you would.

oh boy. Ethan, get the flyswatter

I wanna see a Jonathan Joestar vs Lady D

My Wife getting recognition in the DnD Community 😌 (APPLAUSE)

i feel goth now!

Conclusion: This is not HK-47

Yeahhhhhh lets gooooo !!!!

*Grade A* Killers reference, nice.

Good video

Haven't watched a video in while, (audio only) but that mane is looking healthy lol

I am going to play this soon

WOAH WOAHWOAH-

Even the great tulok is a slave to the algorithm

Good SEO on this one.

Fun time to use Dhampir and the new book.

A few issues and alternates, the Dhampir Bite explicitly states "You regain hit points equal to the piercing damage dealt by the bite." so some of your damage increases _don't increase your healing_ as they don't deal piercing damage. Giant's Might WILL increase the healing as it increases the damage of weapon attacks by 1d6 and Hexblade's Curse works too as it just increases damage which would make both of these piercing. You can use Hunter's Mark instead of Hex with Fey Touched to avoid needing multiple Ranger levels as that actually does Piercing damage. As long as your using a Whip you may as well simply Hex Weapon your teeth as they count as a simple melee weapon. Only issue with that is your bite will never be magical and the ability does technically state you can use your Charisma modifier instead of Strength or Dexterity and your teeth use Constitution. If your just biting people however you can get away with using one of the other Pacts like Chain for another minion with Investment of the Chain Master to make the DC on Quasit's Scare actually good or Talisman to punish attackers with your reaction from Rebuke of the Talisman to make up for losing out on Thirsting Blade. You can also change out to another pact on ASI levels thanks to Eldritch Versatility when magic damage becomes more necessary. Frost Rune is sort of weak unless your explicitly going for the +2 to Constitution checks/saves and want the advantage on Charisma(Intimidation) checks. Your strength is bad enough your just going to fail with it. Cloud Rune would help you avoid getting wrecked with your poor AC as you can send damage rolls to other creatures. Later levels can see single hits as beefy as 70 damage and the ability to _just not take that damage_ makes her even more of a tank then she already is. To get those creepy crawlies Cloak of Flies gives you a damaging aura and as a melee combatant that should be useful. There's no save but its Poison damage, the most common immunity in the game. Obviously a bad idea in Curse of Strahd and the second half of Balder's Gate but you can change invocations on a level up at least.

I think it's great to see resident evil. I'd love to see you make a video on. Donna and angie from resident evil 8. Please! I'd love to see it done. Donna doesn't get enough attention.

Thank you, I am a smart and pretty bird

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I can't tell if they fixed this after the video went up but now I'm sad because it says you only heal/get the attack bonus equal the piercing damage dealt by the bite. Still looks funny as all hell.

Love Resident evil

Big woman do indeed do big hit.

Since you are using the Dhampir race, would you be making a Marceline build in the future?

Don't mean to be negative here, but I don't believe the Giant's Might would add healing to the bite RAW. The damage has to come from the bite and RAW giant's might states: "one of your attacks with a weapon or an unarmed strike can deal an extra 1d6 damage to a target on a hit" it's extra damage coming from the feature as opposed to coming from the bite, for this to work it has to add to the roll/damage of the bite like hexblade's curse does. "You regain hit points equal to the piercing damage dealt (IMPORTANT PART NEXT) by the bite."

YYYEEEEESSSSSSS

YES

here's my build of her, heavily inspired by yours Level 14 Hexblade Warlock / Level 6 Rune Knight Fighter it follows all of the build for the warlock, and it also has an extra attack on top of the thirsting blade, for 3 attacks per round with the weapon. As well as an extra ability score bonus/feat, for whatever you want to do. you could go with eldritch adept to get an extra invocation, tough to become even harder to kill, Warcaster to more easily use your spells in combat (and free up eldritch mind for something else), or even say "screw it, lady d gonna be wearing armor" and get heavy armor master to become even harder to kill. It's all up to you! One other really funny thing, you could hire a servant to come with your party as a blood pack for your vampiric bite. pay them 3 silver a day to come around and be spare blood for those pesky skill or ability checks, and then have the cleric heal them up. Totally in character for lady D

She has umm huge tracks off land?

Hex blade vampire sounds interesting actually lol.... I might do that, if I remember ain't the dhampir's fangs cound as simple weapon?

It's been a while since any video game character blew up in popularity as quickly as Lady D did, which is especially impressive since most of that came out before her game had even released 😅

I'm thinking about to play with a Moreau like build. Druid and Fathomless Warlock? 🤔

Now I wanna see Bowsette cosplaying Lady D. Thanks for that. Lol

We suprised today.

This is nice!! You think you can do one for each house lord?

A yes... We are so going to play as Lady Dimitrescu...

Lmao love your videos, you got me wanted to play D&D lol. You should do Hercules from Fate/Stay Night, I think he’s a cool character that didn’t get too much screen time. Plus his noble phantasms are sick.

I'm kinda upset that we didn't get the cloak of flies invocation since it's like my favourite one .And this would be like the only character that could actually take it since you were giving her stuff her daughter's did. Good video tulok ,excited to see more dhampirs.😁