"The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!" Music is William Tell Overture by Rossini
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@Hesric5 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of the High Elves? -Elvish artilleryelf. Circa 1274
@dinisnascimento49295 жыл бұрын
And me about to post this comment
@gulmaraz59315 жыл бұрын
The more powerful you get in this game, the more your reliability goes down 🤔
@jasonsweeney8905 жыл бұрын
Do you get to the cloud district often?
@kubli3655 жыл бұрын
@@jasonsweeney890 C'mon now! There's no need to get V I O L E N T!
@ajhiep44475 жыл бұрын
Daddy please do CHAOS.
@lordvarrax50605 жыл бұрын
The part where it shows Malekith looking intimidating on Seraphon...and then zooms to the High Elf side of the field to show like 6 dragons absolutely killed me!
@bificommander4 жыл бұрын
I finally started WH2, and had just added 4 dragons to Tyrion's army when this battle happened. So that put a smile on my face.
@iainmcdonald53754 жыл бұрын
I was waiting to see him get shot outta the sky with those bolt throwers from earlier, but no, they had something better planned.
@JoshSweetvale2 жыл бұрын
Most dragon breaths (Including Seraphon and and Bracchus and the Sisters's antler dragon) are coded the same as Sun Dragon breath. Basically a chunky flammenwerfer. Moon dragons? More dense, like a rocket exhaust, still mostly the same damage type, just 'moar' over a smaller area. _Star_ dragons? *Plasma jet.* Totally armor-piercing, tiny area. This will cook some dinosaurs.
@JacopoSkydweller Жыл бұрын
Funny, it absolutely killed him, too.
@heartpaid6767 Жыл бұрын
@@JacopoSkydweller lmao
@Monke-fj2qz5 жыл бұрын
Long ago the Elven race was split in two. One race became a genocidal, murder happy race obsessed with world domination. The other one was the Dark Elves.
@angelopueyygarcia434 жыл бұрын
Everyone forgets about the hippy elves sniffing trees.
@markkond85654 жыл бұрын
@@angelopueyygarcia43 If a Wood elf falls in the forest and no one is around to stab it, does it make a sound?
@craylik55894 жыл бұрын
@@markkond8565 no one is around to stab it? That offense cannot be accepted.
@lakkakka4 жыл бұрын
Craylik which part is the offense? The not being there to stab or the stabbing part?
@TheToastedBiscuit4 жыл бұрын
@@lakkakka yes
@DrunkenCoward15 жыл бұрын
"Reliability: Very Low" Untrue. You can ALWAYS rely on Tyrion to stab you RIGHT in the face.
@dragonslair9511674 жыл бұрын
Addendum: Stab you right in the face, over and over, until your face no longer resembles a face.
@enricozappa5404 жыл бұрын
You dont need reliability if you kill all your enemy and allied
@deni140492deni4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much am avatar of khorne
@ElSeto934 жыл бұрын
A champion of Khorne indeed
@ekkovaan22614 жыл бұрын
@@deni140492deni its khane you uncultured mong'keigh
@garvinanders23555 жыл бұрын
The High Elves came to teach us art and culture! There were no survivors...
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the Art of War and the culture of fighting
@ragnerschwarzmane34124 жыл бұрын
The same way the romans brought art and culture to Carthage.
@MrSingularity444 жыл бұрын
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 Those guys are still salty about that?
@ragnerschwarzmane34124 жыл бұрын
MrSingularity44 no idea
@MrSingularity444 жыл бұрын
@@swietomir_piotrowicz I mean, if you've got to be one Warhammer race, High Elves ain't all that bad to be. Sucks for everyone else though.
@iloveplayingpr5 жыл бұрын
Malekith: We have spilled enough Elven blood. Let there be peace. Tyrion: yeeEEETT
@punchaypunchay94145 жыл бұрын
yesn't
@burnzy26394 жыл бұрын
SUNFANG HUNGERS
@superabhay19974 жыл бұрын
@@burnzy2639 I hear the WIDOWMAKER
@Meetthekiller74 жыл бұрын
What Tyrion hears: blah blah *SPILL* blah blah *ELVEN BLOOD* blah blah Tyrion: Gosh if you say so
@casskillian4 жыл бұрын
I love warmer memes so much
@buildmaster1145 жыл бұрын
2:40 Must be inspiring for those elves watching the enemy general punch their general so hard he flies almost fifty feet like a ragdoll.
@Eldariur4 жыл бұрын
Battle of the Last Alliance in a nutshell
@Aredel4 жыл бұрын
Tyrion in a nutshell.
@rithanrithan82884 жыл бұрын
He should have added a YEEEEET there.
@Buzzy_Bland4 жыл бұрын
+24 LD buff
@marcusc99312 жыл бұрын
In the old tabletop game, overkilling enemy character in a challenge would give your side a bonus in combat resolution phase.
@bkteer5 жыл бұрын
There are only two things i'm sure of. 1: I am sure that I am a peaceful, loving and friendly person. 2: I cannot say that for other people. Therefore by combining 1 with 2, if I wipe out everyone else, i would have made the world a more peaceful, loving and friendly place. Logic of the elves.
@yanivgalmor17473 жыл бұрын
Thats... a very sound logic
@rmelotto3 жыл бұрын
Ah... you mean like the CCP?
@emre304893 жыл бұрын
that sounds like british empire logic
@justthunderbolt402 жыл бұрын
That's more the logic of the Empire.
@brekezek2 жыл бұрын
@@emre30489 the High Elves sure look like British aristocrats
@skeletonwar24085 жыл бұрын
“We are all elves here, settle down.” *Sharpens sword meaningfully*
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
"Peace was never an option"
@anenemystand55825 жыл бұрын
Dark elves: the evil ones. High elves: the evil ones but wearing white clothes.
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
Agent Elrond: humans and druchii are viruses
@battleozz96984 жыл бұрын
Wearing clothes*
@ComradeHellas4 жыл бұрын
YES!!
@dariqaa4 жыл бұрын
Wood Elves: the evil ones but wearing leaves and branches
@TheLostArchangel6664 жыл бұрын
Humans: The evil ones but stupid and without pointy ears. Greenskins: The evil ones but even more stupid, and green.
@iloveplayingpr5 жыл бұрын
"We have spilled enough Elven blood. Let there be peace." -Malekith
I mean, Malekith can't really rule Elvenkind if there are no Elves left to rule.
@nightlockraven35874 жыл бұрын
Tyrion be like: pussy ass bitch lol
@harkavianbalvis66234 жыл бұрын
That, and the camera pan from Malekith on his dragon to the sky full of high elf dragons is the real money shot if this video.
@SallinKari3 жыл бұрын
3:24 When even Malekith is like, "Dude, I think you've killed enough people. You got to stop." You know you've gone too far.
@Ovolukzzz Жыл бұрын
BRO I KNOW I WAS SHOOK!
@Avengedtenfold5 жыл бұрын
There are two ways to play Tyrion. As the great uniter of Ulthuan, the true king of the Elves who shuns the influences of the Chaos Gods to bring about a new age of peace and enlightenment. Or the correct way.
@ragnerschwarzmane34125 жыл бұрын
Siliuse the ai was super good at the correct way before major factions got their auto resolve bonus removed. Can‘t remember a single campaign where they didn‘t rise to strength rank 1 in like 20 turns...
@Ghostrebel0175 жыл бұрын
Hold on, I thought the video demonstrated the first way you just showed.
@benlex56724 жыл бұрын
Yes. The way of lore is the way of TOTAL WAR
@SpookyMarine4 жыл бұрын
Ragner Schwarzmäne Every single time...
@ae41644 жыл бұрын
The only way to play TWW as a "uniter" is to be AI and get insane buffs to your ability to confederate. Otherwise you pretty much have to hand over your firstborn just to get a faction to admit "Oh, yeah, I guess you kind of are our supreme liege already."
@sunjian54585 жыл бұрын
Teclis: My brother is a grand ruler. The epitome of High Elf royalty and will unite all of our people. **Tyrion sits atop a mountain of corpses** “I WANT WAR!!”
@Prince__Teclis5 жыл бұрын
Damn it Tyrion, I leave home for five minutes....
@ragnerschwarzmane34125 жыл бұрын
Aren‘t both of you destined to go down that road though?
@theEpicDragoon0015 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in Sword of Khaine*
@paulfrancistorres71445 жыл бұрын
Tyrion: *BRING ME BATTLE*
@2absolutelynots5 жыл бұрын
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 no Teclis's path was to bring about the end of the dark elves leader malekith and unite outer up holders of order. Humans, and other High elven civilizations ouside of Ulthuan. They would befriend the lizardmen, but the lizardmen well... how to put it? The lizardmen think too highly of themselves and the other races are to young to understand and don't trust them. Teclis is wise, straight forward, but kind of a dick. So he says if your not with us you're against us. But the lizardmen respect the asur the most out of every race.
@dragonforks934 жыл бұрын
Tyrion: *Recieves the Sword of Khain* Cowabunga it is
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
At this rate, Tyrion's gonna overthrow Khorne as the blood god
@OST13504 жыл бұрын
He's gonna slaughter all the Chaos Gods next time.
@guilhemnavarette93104 жыл бұрын
@@OST1350 Against all the evil the Warp can conjure, all the wickedness that livings can produce, we will send unto them... only Tyrion. Rip and tear. Until it is done.
@kompatybilijny93484 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Chaos Gods in fantasy fear Khaine, because of how savage and unpredictable he is. And because Aenarion with the Widowmaker skullfucked 4 Avatars of the Chaos Gods at the same time. And because on the tabletop Tyrion with the Widowmaker on average wipes the floor with Archaon in a single round of combat.
@brianmartinez62874 жыл бұрын
@@kompatybilijny9348 didn't khorne shatter khaine into tiny pieces tho?
@kompatybilijny93484 жыл бұрын
@@brianmartinez6287 That happened in 40k, not in fantasy
@bufan71775 жыл бұрын
3:24when you killed so much that even Malekith is begging you to stop. I guess is fitting for Malekith to be the ruler of all elves after all.
@TerribleHamster5 жыл бұрын
The good thing about TW:Warhammer2 is that you can make your own story and ignore the Age of Sigmar bullshit story crash.
@spiffygonzales58995 жыл бұрын
@@TerribleHamster That's because neither age of sigmar OR end times ever happened
@vesiusverabis76985 жыл бұрын
@@spiffygonzales5899 I would say the end times happened, but not the end times that you are thinking. The end times that happened in this video from Tyrion killing everyone.
@spiffygonzales58995 жыл бұрын
@@vesiusverabis7698 lol
@FloxPepper4 жыл бұрын
TerribleHamster The aos story and setting may be very lacking right now, but I’ve heard the game itself is the best it’s ever been, especially after fantasy was basically forgotten about by gw for years.
@trevalyan0064 жыл бұрын
"So let me get this straight... the guy picked up a sword that makes people go crazy. And then he went crazy. So- people were surprised?" - Cirilla Stark Mcwarrior IX, Interdimensional Historian "I'm surprised he held out as long as he did." - Malekith
@Warmaster2001Күн бұрын
Anar: yeah I am tripped out too. And it seems he gone crazy but one thing I noticed when you wielding that sword you didn't going insane and acting more similarly like your dad Aenerion. Malekith; yeah I noticed that thank you. I know the danger of that sword so I decided to be more coldblooded and self-controlled. Darkblade: I apologize for interrupting my lord and brother Anar but we have a situation. Malekith; Explain Malus. What is it. That demon inside of you gets immune of my elixir or something else bothers you? Darkblade; no my lord. On a contrary I succeeded to banish him back to realm of Chaos so I am more stable and less crazy lunatic than I once was. The situation is we found Imrik and Eltharion. They seek your audience. Malekith; what the heir of Dragontamer and the Grim Warden of Yvresse want from me? Darkblade; alliance and theyre realms support for your candidacy to the Phoenix Throne. They don't want Tyrion to genocide the elves and dislike the teethless rule of Finubar Anar: Sounds like a plan. Malekith: Yes it is. Malus let them in. Anar is there something to tell me brother? Anar: yes. Your mother is acting is constantly raiding me and I noticed that she preparing massive invasion. Malekith; say no more. I will send Fellheart to aid you. Anar: thank you. Malekith; he await you in Karond Kar. Randevous with him and do the job. Maybe Khaine and Kurnous will guide your arrows. Anar; Thanks and goodbye Malekith Aenerionson.
@balambtransfer83175 жыл бұрын
Elven Advisor: Tyrion what kind of invasion is this?! Tyrion: I AM THE INVASION
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
Lazypurple reference nice
@reidparker18482 жыл бұрын
@Neb End Times are garbage. Storm of Chaos is the real canon
@mandast74554 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing to me is the fact that in the lore tyrion became an avatar of khaine aka the god of slaughter so congrats on doing a lore friendly campaign
@pillcosby97903 жыл бұрын
The End Times isn't real, it was a prank done by Games Workshop to troll Warhammer fans.
@123SEA13 жыл бұрын
@@pillcosby9790 Literally just a table flip so they can focus on 40k which they prefer
@toobig71503 жыл бұрын
@@pillcosby9790 I havent see a single Fantasy fan say that they like End Times, what a way to fuck it up
@Oakheart3333 жыл бұрын
@@toobig7150 End times was awful, but AOS isn't terrible
@toobig71503 жыл бұрын
@@Oakheart333 they didnt need to entirily kill a whole setting just to add AOS on it, just make a new timeline, or add that realm on top of the existing one, duno something.
@Prince__Teclis5 жыл бұрын
Tyrion, basically the concept of murder on legs.
@amandag.61865 жыл бұрын
Bold words coming from his own twin brother
@Prince__Teclis5 жыл бұрын
@@amandag.6186 Just means I know him better than most.
@amandag.61865 жыл бұрын
@@Prince__Teclis true but be sure tyrion doesn't hear this or you could be next
@Prince__Teclis5 жыл бұрын
@@amandag.6186 No, he cares for me. The reason I leave Ulthuan for months or years is to stop him stabbing those that threaten me.
@Prushinthespirit5 жыл бұрын
Defender of the Ulthuan @ First things first kills all elven factions of Ulthuan
@michalbednar57425 жыл бұрын
Malekith: "Nothing can stand against my dragon and survive." Yrridan: "That's where you are wrong, kiddo."
@Jensnguyen5 жыл бұрын
Tyrion: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
@Zekurity5 жыл бұрын
I expected a tutorial for a noob like me but instead I recieved a comedic masterpeice of the ages.
@biowiener78254 жыл бұрын
same here
@gatesofhades5344 жыл бұрын
It was a tutorial.
@comteraffayn83514 жыл бұрын
@@gatesofhades534 Yeah being a diplomatic Tyrion Or being the correct Tyrion
@endlessthunder61614 жыл бұрын
Just kill everyone
@sjonnieplayfull58593 жыл бұрын
Soooo.... You conquered them a after the tutorial?
@Draezoth4 жыл бұрын
No matter how often I watch this, "Bring Me Battle" gets me every damn time.
@williaminglehearn35814 жыл бұрын
S T A B E L V E S R E A L H A R D
@ladywaffle22102 жыл бұрын
*"I DID NOT REQUEST A TREATY FROM THE ENEMY. I REQUESTED TARGET COORDINATES."*
@simulify87265 жыл бұрын
Elves: Who are you? High Elves: I am you but better than you
@akshaymishra36745 жыл бұрын
Are you high?
@nova_supreme83905 жыл бұрын
High Elves = Elves on acid
@kyinfidelis34254 жыл бұрын
More like "I'm you but high as fuck"
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
@@kyinfidelis3425 no that would be the druchii
@Theuselessguitarist5 жыл бұрын
Yrridian releasing a new video.. my life is complete Edit: no forget that yrridian liked my comment now i am complete
@todrkdck98055 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Theuselessguitarist5 жыл бұрын
jk kim :)
@indrickboreale73815 жыл бұрын
Emprah is that you?
@Theuselessguitarist5 жыл бұрын
Indrick Boreale who is this Emprah you speak of my friend
@Theuselessguitarist5 жыл бұрын
Indrick Boreale ah i understand
@This_side_of_the_internet5 жыл бұрын
That moment, when even dark elves terrified of your cruelty. WORTH IT!
@jacksimpson8529 Жыл бұрын
Alith Anar: "Not bad, kid."
@ZeDerpADerp4 жыл бұрын
"Champion of the Everqueen" *Stabs Alariel*
@DoctorM423 жыл бұрын
Well, he did stab her with his other sword in the lore...
@LordOfGilneas5 жыл бұрын
*That Moment When Tyrion Is Possessed by the Spirit of MOTHERFUCKING LU BU*
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
And instead of working for The DONG, he serves an elven murder god
@Matt-kd8xx Жыл бұрын
Lu Who ? No it's MOTHERFUCKING KHAINE !
@Mrkabrat5 жыл бұрын
"I love the smell of bolt throwers in the morning. It smell like victory" Unknown High Elf commander
@DinsRune3 жыл бұрын
"The Sword of Kaine will drive you to bloodshed and madness. You will have no allies, only endless war." "So... the same as I have right now?"
@redsabre69 Жыл бұрын
Tyrion: Oh no! Anyway.......
@gianghuynh95704 жыл бұрын
*First time initiating diplomacy with Order of the Loremaster* Teclis: Oh, it’s you... More sass than any insult you get from the diplomacy screen.
@Aredel4 жыл бұрын
You should read the Tyrion and Teclis books. Teclis has more sass than any character ever written.
@Cloudy-qb4ri4 жыл бұрын
well he did plot to kill Tyrion's child, his own niece, so yeah...
@sjonnieplayfull58593 жыл бұрын
That one got me too. After a few rounds of denying my trade, he decided joining the vampire pirates was a good idea. He regretted it for three turns.. Oh, and somehow, i did not 🤪
@reidparker18482 жыл бұрын
@@Cloudy-qb4ri No he didn't. That is an invention of the "End Times", all of which are character-destroying garbage. Lore-accurate Teclis never would
@MagicBiber5 жыл бұрын
Step one: Smoke dat weed Step two: Count to eleven in German. Step three: *High Elf*
@mccreemainwithoutaim29135 жыл бұрын
MagicBiber Du hier?!
@MagicBiber5 жыл бұрын
@@mccreemainwithoutaim2913 Habe den Kanal wegen Attila gefunden. Eines meiner Lieblingsspiele führte mich zu einem meiner Lieblingskanäle! =) Ist einfach geiles Editing, muss man mögen.
@DoctorM423 жыл бұрын
So THAT'S why they're called "high" elfs...
@terbentur29433 жыл бұрын
Das gibt nen Elf Meter
@user-om3wn4yb8q5 жыл бұрын
Oh, THE LEGEND! You're back with more Total War content! Can you, please, do "How to play Chaos" next?
@DCdabest5 жыл бұрын
*Heavy Metal Intensifies*
@SwampGreen145 жыл бұрын
@@DCdabest *LOADING HELLCANNON WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
@amandag.61865 жыл бұрын
@@SwampGreen14 fire at will commander
@user-om3wn4yb8q5 жыл бұрын
@@DCdabest Turns on Nocturnal Rites Birth of Chaos :)
@thepiousskeleton60465 жыл бұрын
Whack-A-Mole Simulator 2019
@muhammadkhoirulimammufti37054 жыл бұрын
Tyrion : pick blood of aenarion+sword of khaine Other faction : chuckles im in danger
@catsndogs985 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the universe “Why do I feel a sense of pride and a urge to say, GOOD JOB HUMAN,” -Some Elf
@JimH-vk8ft5 жыл бұрын
This... this is real perfection. Not quite heavy onager perfection, but close. Edit: Scratch that, Tyrion is just Elf Onager, good good
@fartsniffer46185 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the upload, father.
@bartuseek7725 жыл бұрын
w8 ..
@Titanic_Tuna5 жыл бұрын
DeusVultception
@tsunami7295 жыл бұрын
High Elves in Warhammer-murders everyone to bring peace to the land High Elves in Skyrim: .....uhh....can you folks try that over here?
@victuz4 жыл бұрын
The Elder Scrolls*
@alex_ho4 жыл бұрын
The Thalmor drools at the idea of murdering every non Mer on Tamriel.
@victuz4 жыл бұрын
@@alex_ho I hope TES 6 presents the Thalmor threat directly.
@alex_ho4 жыл бұрын
@@victuz I hope TE6 is set at the start of the second Great War. All signs point it to most likely taking place in Hammerfell, so it'd be nice to see the Thalmor clashing with the Redguards down South.
@HanzGrozny5 жыл бұрын
Yrridian look at the objective 1:53 "Survive the dark Elvis invasion" HA they have to survive me
@amandag.61865 жыл бұрын
Tyrion, the civ gandhi of total war warhammer 2
@KoteDarasuum4 жыл бұрын
nah, Gandi of Warhammer 2 is the Ikit Claw with all his nukes.
@Loispealz344 жыл бұрын
You forget Mazdamundi is a thing.
@tunnar794 жыл бұрын
@@Loispealz34 Lord Mobility Scooter ain't got a candle to hold to Ikit and his ICBMs .
@MazaAzi5 жыл бұрын
Warhammer lore: *exists* Yrridian : "That's a nice peace and order loving race of knife ears you have there... Be a shame if someone... *M I L I T A R I Z E D I T* !"
@Prince__Teclis5 жыл бұрын
Peace loving? Hah, far from it. Every citizen is trained for war.
@MazaAzi5 жыл бұрын
@@Prince__Teclis It's a race of elves who LITERALLY center their species around defending a demon-spawn-rate-debuffer with the endless goal of "Keeping the peace". the High Elves are just magical Peacekeeping Switzerland ya everyone KNOWS how to fight it's just unlikely that you'll SEE them in a real one fight
@Prince__Teclis5 жыл бұрын
@@MazaAzi Actually, they are far from peace loving. It's literally stated by Tyrion in the novels that without the Everqueen, they would end up being no different from the Dark Elves. It's a race of elves with superiority complexes that odds are would happily murder you if provoked.
@MazaAzi5 жыл бұрын
@@Prince__Teclis Ok so their NOT Guardians of the Chaos nerf hole with superiority complexes they are just lazy murder modals with superiority complexes who just happen to be AROUND the Chaos nerf hole IDK but something about that doesn't seem right cheif Buuuut I'm too lazy to check the wiki so I'ma trust you on this one (Man when things are put into this context the H.E are basically murder nerds living in their mothers beautiful basements and the D.E are the hardworkers who went out and got a job at IceMurder Inc™ brutalising people for minimum wage and living in their shitty Ice biome apartment with no heating)
@UncleMerlin4 жыл бұрын
How to play the high elves: 1. Hire ALL THE AGENTS 2. *STONKS*
@Laerei5 жыл бұрын
Tyrion's mantra in books: "I am the master of my soul. Aenarion's curse is not my curse. I wield my blade in the service of my kind and my home. No thought of selfish gain, no lust to rule, no urge to slay shall guide my arm. I am Tyrion, and I am the master of my soul." Tyrion's mantra in the hands of Yrridian: "I am the master of my soul. Aenarion's curse is my curse. I wield my blade in the service of myself and I. All thoughts of selfish gain, lust to rule, urge to slay shall guide my arm. I am Tyrion, and I am the master of my soul."
@eliasjussila33024 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where he yells BRING ME BATTLE
@Aredel4 жыл бұрын
You also forgot how Tyrion does a complete 180 of the book mantra in the End Times.
@seandennis89114 жыл бұрын
@@Aredel to be fair, Alarielle left him for Malekith without hesitation, his daughter was murdered, and suddenly Malekith was his king, so picking up Widowmaker and stabbing everyone really hard in the face including Orion is a pretty logical next step
@alejandrochalco68934 жыл бұрын
Cirilla stark I see you are a man Of culture
@user-zz7le5qc6x3 жыл бұрын
Tecnically speaking, if you conq... I mean, unite Ulthaum and all other world, it would be pretty easy to fight against chaos.
@amandag.61865 жыл бұрын
As a tyrion main i can neither confirm nor deny this is how to play high elves
@gustavosanches34545 жыл бұрын
How to play High Elves > Full stack Sisters of Avelorn > Win
@UCeagle795 жыл бұрын
they can't destroy walls and towers like the bolt throwers. BUT Sisters of Avelorn PLUS bolt throwers with a few dragons and lothern sea guard and you will never lose.
@gustavosanches34545 жыл бұрын
@@UCeagle79 "they cant destroy walls and towers" all you need is one bolt thrower to destroy one tower. Sisters kill anything inside the settlement. You win without a single casualty
@chromsh28065 жыл бұрын
I once tried to fight the elves with my lizardmen army and got shot to pieces before my units could even reach them. Oh and when I got to them they just ran back and shot at me again because lizards are fucking slow.. Balancing 100
@darkywarky5 жыл бұрын
@@chromsh2806 Get a full stack of stegadons and you're good
@christiaanbruin49895 жыл бұрын
@@chromsh2806 lizardmen have tons of great cav and flying units, not to mention a great long range artillery option in the solar engine Bastillodon. If you're losing against high elves its because you don't play your cards right
@alexrexaros98372 жыл бұрын
"Okay, look champ, you're doing just great in battle, alright? But maybe we should stop doing that? Pretty please?" - Malekith, Lord of Dark Elves, using common sense for the time in a millenia
@jasonsantos64305 жыл бұрын
3:18 Who would win? 1014 immortal elven veteran warriors who have fought wars for thousands of years. or The same exact thing but he's only 1 dude and has a shiny stick instead of 1013 allies.
@alricmalicorne3215 жыл бұрын
You forgot to do the one thing any self-respecting legendary lord ought to do. Find Isabella Von Carstein and get that sweet, sweet regeneration.
@clairelili8734 жыл бұрын
the problem is getting to her before she dies because of someone else
@Verpal4 жыл бұрын
@@clairelili873 Jokes on you, I usually lead a long range expedition doom stack, looting and destroying all city on the way, for the sole purpose of killing her, whilst maintaining an auxiliary army back in Lothern trying to united more Elves. Usually I land near Border Prince, go east, destroying human and dwarves, kill her, go west, destory half of the Empire, burn Altdorf, burn it twice if I decided to do a round trip around Empire., then kill King of Bretonnia if he show up near northern coast. BTW Elven invasion destroyed more city than Chaos invasion, orc usually take over the old world after I loot it clean.
@DoctorFail4 жыл бұрын
Vlad's right for wanting that booty Shame everyone else gets more out of his wife than he does.
@darkmasterchief2274 жыл бұрын
@@Verpal what does this deadly expedition doomstack look like?
@Verpal4 жыл бұрын
@@darkmasterchief227 Been a while, if I remember correctly it is many archer, many many archer and some spearman.
@Sindri43465 жыл бұрын
A new video from Yrridian we are blessed, thank you for the cheese
@directrulefromgamerchair39474 жыл бұрын
WRE: "Our onagers are the most OP siege weapons in TW history" High Elves: "Hold my questionable sexuality and watch this"
@ingold14704 жыл бұрын
Did they get nerfed? I rarely get over 100 kills with them, and it takes ~70% of one bolt thrower's ammo just to destroy one tower. Going from playing Empire and Dwarfs to high elves was quite the transition.
@amandag.61863 жыл бұрын
It's the dark elves who have questionable sexuality
@TrapsAreNotGayButILikelyLong3 жыл бұрын
@@ingold1470 multishot ammo is the key, tons of damage to towers I find
@DimT6702 жыл бұрын
@@amandag.6186 No they don't. Their sexuality is pretty set as "yes"
@Ap1hw4 жыл бұрын
that moment when you make malakith have to take a step back and just say "yooo thats enough"
@Meetthekiller75 жыл бұрын
Beginning of video: “wow, what peaceful high elven landscapes” Tyrion declares war on everyone and starts slaughtering everything while wielding the sword of khaine: “o h f u c k”
@erikweltz81875 жыл бұрын
Tyrion: *wields Sword of Khaine* Sunfang: am I a joke to you?
@overgrownturnip4 жыл бұрын
Well done you explained the joke
@holypaladin46574 жыл бұрын
Neb Basically what happened when Aenarion did it 🤣
@dandanovich67295 жыл бұрын
Oh, look, a new vid from our modern Sun Tzu! What a day to be alive!
@funnymonk4 жыл бұрын
Came here to legitimately learn how to play elves. And I think i got what I wanted?
@hunterplozza24803 жыл бұрын
Yes yes you did
@Luxiste3 жыл бұрын
The rest of the world is playing Total War while Tyrion is over here playing Path of Exile
@juanpablo-co6zw5 жыл бұрын
>every video with High Elves in it >"have you heard of the High Elves?"
@emperorcaesar43115 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you uploading (semi) regularly now
@anonoymous99914 жыл бұрын
"How to play the High Elves." What a misleading title, I clicked and all I saw was a video showing me a Tyrion simulator.
@amandag.61863 жыл бұрын
That's how you play high elves, playing Tyrion Simulator
@marcblack9603 жыл бұрын
And you were not dissapointed
@evangelostse24775 жыл бұрын
Meme aside, I'm really just here to appreciate Yrridan's keen grasp of rhythm, beats, and how it's applied to a refined appreciation of classical music.
@christofferthorsson6075 жыл бұрын
Now this is the type of quality content which I subscribed for
@lelouchelamperouge85595 жыл бұрын
Next : How to play the skavens with 972 battalions of slaves? :p Edit : *WAIT ONLY 150 TURNS FOR WINNING*
@largreran30645 жыл бұрын
did you mean 19 plagueclaw catapults?)
@Kalenz12345 жыл бұрын
@@Grivehn Queek will kill-kill the smaller rat and take all his fancy bomb-murder things for himself, yes-yes.
@GrinchAxel5 жыл бұрын
@@Kalenz1234 *laughs in dr strangeclaw*
@VandheerOfKazaarn4 жыл бұрын
What was that? I can't hear the lot of you over my Rattling Gunners and Warp-Rockets
@EraiCZ4 жыл бұрын
Laughing in 19 Doomwheels... :D
@Shoki10184 жыл бұрын
High elfs watching Tyrion solo multiple army's, " Are we the baddies"?
@Kz3andMore3 жыл бұрын
“No, you can’t just take the sword of Khaine! It will corrupt you, everyone will die!” Tyrion: “Hehe, shiny sword go swoosh swish!”
@OililJubei5 жыл бұрын
Ahh, mass genocide and havoc - truly an elven way. Thanks for your content, great as always)
@Kalenz12345 жыл бұрын
Regardless which skill path you take. You will be remembered as the great unifier of Ulthuan ;)
@cruzwindu777deffsff45 жыл бұрын
My D&D players would agree to that. Elven nazis.
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
@@cruzwindu777deffsff4😎 humans are a virus
@panzerspahwagen5275 жыл бұрын
Cant believe he destroyed his wife's faction instead of Confederating it XD TRUE TACTICAL GENIUS!!!!
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
I don't blame him i did the same thing
@reidparker18482 жыл бұрын
@Neb Not canon. F.U.C.K. Games Workshop. it's like Malekith wrote a fanfic
@asniffer6532 Жыл бұрын
After more than 200 hours in Warhammer, I finally had my first playthrough as an Elf, and I was truly impressed how beautiful their starting area is. It does feel like this special protected magical place surrounded by chaos.
@americobellosi44484 жыл бұрын
Tyrion is like: rip and tear until it is done
@Ashley-xi8qk5 жыл бұрын
Wait, I still don't understand. How do I play if I can't recruit Skink Priests?
@sorain42484 жыл бұрын
Elves have heavens mages too is the scary part
@EraiCZ4 жыл бұрын
You can't = You don't. :D
@justiciar19644 жыл бұрын
Being a high elf myself, I clearly need to get this game so I can enlighten even more heretics and culturally-enrich more lesser civilizations. Violently.
@cruzwindu777deffsff45 жыл бұрын
I love the look of the Dark Elf when he sees the 6 enemy dragons lol.
@valky53184 жыл бұрын
I have lost count on how many times I have watched your videos. Usually when I subscribe to someone I watch each video once, maybe twice. You have somehow managed to create something so outstanding that whenever I don't know what to do with my life I can come back to. Thank you.
@manooxi3275 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what's going on on the account I've never played this game, I just know that I'm loving every second of it!
@qwertyzxcvbn69295 жыл бұрын
All I understand is he's stacking the Weapon Strength stat as hard as he can which determines damage dealt on hit, allowing him to instakill anything. And since it's on a hero character I'm going to assume he has a good amount of Melee Attack to boot which decides how often he's going to hit so every time he swings something *dies*
@georgemorley10295 жыл бұрын
He’s turned Tyrion into the Avatar of a living God of Murder (Khaine) and obliterated everything in his path using him as a one man tank to mop up armies. And it’s hilarious.
@owellwellwell24185 жыл бұрын
@@qwertyzxcvbn6929 basically there's this sword in the game once you capture a place that makes you uberpowerful but had loads of negative buffs for your empire. Any sain player would drop the sword when it grows in strength.
@angelopueyygarcia435 жыл бұрын
Tyrion. That elf guy he's using. Is the absolute most powerful lord in this game. He basically made him more op.
@qwertyzxcvbn69295 жыл бұрын
@@owellwellwell2418 Bitch slapping an enemy lord in the opening clash is pretty worth it I think.
@goatboat28075 жыл бұрын
how to elf: -act like an orc -profit
@TehAsianator5 жыл бұрын
Sooo tl;dr: Have Tyrion go apeshit with the sword while spamming bolt throwers and dragons. Got it
@chrisb91433 жыл бұрын
First Warhammer 2 game, high elves. I learned quickly that you never have enough lothern sea guards
@aclock25 жыл бұрын
Fake, my Tyrion never go below half health with max Khaine sword
@kaungkaung22084 жыл бұрын
You gotta stack up them hp runes mate
@bthy3844 жыл бұрын
@@kaungkaung2208 Ward saves, all the ward saves
@mrsullied5 жыл бұрын
Tears of joy when I see another "how to play..." released. The rarest and most precious gems among TW content.
@EJFreelancer4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see this style of video with Repanse and Big Hank. Riding around the desert putting mummies in horse sandwiches.
@JarmamStuff3 жыл бұрын
I revisit this every now and then and the 150 turn Long Victory still gets me every time. Damn
@ronnie98475 жыл бұрын
*Have you heard of the High elves?*
@plutarchvonpluto64395 жыл бұрын
I've heard others say the same.
@davidharrison6575 жыл бұрын
Be seeing you
@maximumeffort70965 жыл бұрын
Dark Elves are gonna be 'Crawling in my Skin' I just know it.
@rogeryoung75624 жыл бұрын
*Alarielle the Everqueen on phone* :Hello, Teclis.Tyrion is drunk,again.Oh...Isha. *Teclis* :The same thing every Friday.For fuck sake,Bro..
@Prince__Teclis4 жыл бұрын
How does he keep finding the wine?
@robbertryckaert90273 жыл бұрын
The amount of effort put into this is amazing
@rahmawar79495 жыл бұрын
I dare you to play Barbarian Invasion as the Western Roman Empire on the hardest difficulty.I DARE YOU
@shards79925 жыл бұрын
He won't. Attilla scared him, no way he takes on the real west Rome challenge.
@danielkrejcar91045 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I played it, and once you get the hang of it, it isn't impossible. With some cheeky thinking, you can actually quell rebellions quite easily, and while yes, it is at the cost of your towns, once you deal with the beginning wave of rebellions, it ain't too terrible. Once you get the buildings for Comitatenses, you pretty much win skirmishes and fights, unless you are really outnumbered.
@danielkrejcar91045 жыл бұрын
@RexXflash yup. But if you destroy military infrastructure, it's gonna be a bunch of peasants. Costs you quite a bit of money, but definitely less than if you lost the town altogether.
@Danneman925 жыл бұрын
@@danielkrejcar9104 No campaign is impossible, though I've yet to play it. I got Atilla, but never tried it. I'm a challenge-seeker, and have currently played and am playing through several campaigns on Legendary, so far "only" in Shogun 2 and Warhammer 2. Now I must try this Barbarian Invasion.
@janehrahan51165 жыл бұрын
@@danielkrejcar9104 It's not that it's impossible, its much harder than twa wre if you don't know how to deal with it though (due to how much legendary attila ai cheats that campaign is harder if you do know what you are doing). It's more that many people (myself included) have nostalgia for the game and would love to see it crush yrridians unprepared form.
@Gatinois5 жыл бұрын
Pff, I'm playing high all the time...
@ragnerschwarzmane34125 жыл бұрын
And i‘m playing in full plate, so jokes on you!
@littleblock26394 жыл бұрын
Content makers like you are the best advertisers for a game
@gabrielvbogusiak39463 жыл бұрын
It is the 3 time that i am watching this. It never gets old.
@autistulusmagnus46565 жыл бұрын
Me: Are you gonna kill everyone in your sight again? Yrridian: Probably
@alphatrex6125 жыл бұрын
1:49, i almost broke into a laughing fit when i saw the number of dragons.
@gabrielmedich5874 жыл бұрын
You are being enlightened, do not resist
@botep5529 Жыл бұрын
The way Tyrion punts enemy lords across the field like a football will never get old
@praetorianjoelnjoku98055 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attac But most importantly He bacc
@plutarchvonpluto64395 жыл бұрын
He bacc with an onager stacc
@Spyrocrab5 жыл бұрын
Elves: Be peaceful, loving hippies who also refuse to make peace and invade me for being a faction they don’t like.
@Rombizio3 жыл бұрын
We are high. We are elves. The rest is pain.
@feeniks1004 жыл бұрын
Tyrion, AKA: "Why did my general just die he had full health oh god why does he have 1700 melee damage please send help."
@pakornwattanavrangkul25505 жыл бұрын
Well done on completing the long campaign. The only time I finished a campaign was back in TWWH1 when it first launched with chaos for the short campaign. Every other campaign ends when I establish my unbeatable power base at around turn 150 - 200.
@nukexd59884 жыл бұрын
damm I really appreciate the amount of editing time you have put in for this video its really hard im shure but honestly I really love it if you can make for other factions too lol thanks for the fun video and music both lizardmen and high elfs is awesome
@dawifromanotherhold41205 жыл бұрын
This video is the child I never had. The house I never build. The tree I never planted. Beautiful, truly.
@Aragonors4 жыл бұрын
I BEG YOU, DROP MORE VIDEOS, I AM IN SERIOUS NEED OF THESE, THEY MIGHT BE THE VERY BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!