i feel like half the shit he says makes sense and all, and then the other half is him trolling us

who here watches Hacks of Life

This actually feels like a Stifler KZfaqChannel :)

who is this god among men!? less of a comedian, more of a scholar and gentleman! consider me subscribed!!!

The bedroom DVD player totally works. What happened to the Hacks of Life? They are awesome!!!

Pretty effective material! Really I am certainly going to get into a few from the concepts within my next assignment.

For the win.. only reason I subscribe! Great videos!!

All so true! This guy is the king!

For the win! Great ideas man, im sure to use it.

This is a great channel let alone show

No real man bothers going on a third date.

Love these videos!

I love this guy! Hella funny. Great shit as always!

thats great man! now all i need is to make it through the first two dates without failing

2:35 I only have 3.... I'm ruined!

We want more for the Win!

Mike, you're giving away all my best moves! You're still the man though... I can't stay mad at you :)

no homo. i missed you while you were gone. thanks for coming back mike

for the salad, I can just imagine a girl being like "... I didnt even have carrots" and you having to awkwardly explain the you brought them from home

Reminds me of stifler from american pie. Good vid

The rom com move. Nice touch.

This guy is soo awesome!

Thanks!

THIS... IS... AWESOME!!! i am so trying this lol

I'm just like 'I watch for the win' - it works every time.

Se es y more of Mike Capes!!

AWESOME

i fucking lost it when he pulled out the pre cooked turkey

Mike Capes is THE shit.

Only reason I stayed subbed to this channel was in hope of FTW coming back. Now that it's back I'm not diggin' the character Mike is playing now. I like him much more on the original FTW videos.

Yeah, I was about to say!

Another great video. Where can I get a sticker?

oh my God this guy is a Genius

Why doesn't this have more views!

Genius!

This guy reminds me of Stiffler from American Pie.

perhaps you should do a Friendzone video

Can you please make more!

thanks Justin Verlander.

wow why am i just finding this haha

I like That shirt dude it's dope

this is honestly hilarious

The Game, great man ;-)

Thanks Rodney! no homo, glad you feel that way.

Thanks for watching and supporting the show! @themikecapes

TheGreatSniper i agree fully

Rupees help a lot too

Why does he look and act as ryan reynolds

Trick: cold front On the third date way before she arrives set Ur to a low setting not to low she will notice, but as the night goes on let the temperture drop, you will need a movie preferably scary now as you watch the movie remark how cold it is and saw maybe the air unit is broken offer her a blanket and suggest moving closer together say Ur uncomfortable and put Ur arm around her and pull her closer to make sure she feels Ur body warmth I'm sure everone can take over from here

Can we do this on the first date?

😂 screwed at the handset point if dating an IT geek :P

Me too

you can put the dvd in your xbox

Mike has an xbox like a boss

Don't worry gang! I will return...Keep you posted. @themikecapes

i bet it made me laugh soooo hard i cried and XD god im going to subscribe to u

For The WIN!

This guys fuckin hilarious. I love this guy!!

oh and its random that he talks and shes right there lol XD its funny

Mike Capes is the real life Stifler.

Mike is what the "Good Guy Greg" was based on.

Ryan Gosling does the trick every time.

WTF THIS WORKED! :O

if a guy really do this with me i'll just ask if they watched this video and laugh because its so funny

We need more hacks of life

Save FTW and Mike Capes!!!!!

Was Dane Cook having a garage sale?

I like to know alot about my "target" i can get the information i need many places, where facebook is definently the easiest way, you just go there see what she likes, then give your apartment a makeover. If you discovered that she likes fish get some pictures and knowledge of fish, or whatever she likes. This is NOT stalking! it's keeping an eye out.

agreed with u.... hahaha

Where is for the win?! Bring that back!

The" We're not having sex thing" always works.

2:30 WHAT IF SHE SAID "PLAY IT IN YOUR XBOX" ??

Wow do they also need the adress for the virus?

FUcKIng GENIus

I bet Paul Newman would drop his sauce all over this O_O HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Reminds me of Ryan Reynolds and Stiffler.

This man knows too much.. He has uncovered the secrets

FUCK YEAH!

This man is a fucking genius!!!

Lmao that's smart thing to do :)

Faf

From watching these vids ive come to the conclusion that Its like Stiffler and Van Wilder had a child and Mike Capes is that Child.

@themikecapes

That's the last FTW for a long time

too funny!!

This guy reminds me of stifler

I prefer the DENNIS system

How does this only have 90k views? Must have a age restriction on it for the dumbed down 12 year olds and maybe the title should be HOW I GOT LAID ON THE 1ST DATE ALMOST GOT HER PREGNANT!!!

OR AS I LIKE TO SAY

U sound a lot like Stifler dude lol

It works lol

Win a free shirt ? ...I want to win the shirt that's not free !

hmmmmm...not sure.

Now all I need is confidence to start actually asking girls out! I'm 25 btw.... :(

If you aint gettin none on the first date you aint got no gameeeeee

But I enjoyed it so I'm totally okay with that (:

A tossed salad...? Bring out the bacon, son!

all of them maybe?

Roofies seal the deal i guess, make an episode on that

What allways works for me is chloroform and abien lol