pro tip: a real southern man would not pass up a chance to use one of the 6000 knives he owns to open a box

This is reality. When a woman suddenly acts like everything's okay, apply for citizenship in a foreign country. And realize it's still not far enough away.

"She said she's fine." The most dangerous thought a man in a relationship can have.

The fabric scissors is totally relatable! Using the fabric scissors for anything that isn't fabric is a mortal sin.

"You know what? Don't even worry about it." *Most terrifying words ever.*

“I know you ain’t using my good scissors” made me sit up straight, all I could hear was my momma 🤣🤣😭

I learned about mom’s Special fabric scissors as a little boy. That’s a line you do not cross ! Whenever you hear a Southern woman say “ Fine” it translates to “ I dare you” in the most threatening tone imaginable.

He used the fabric scissors on not-fabric. Not a single juror would convict her for what happens next.

When she ask, "what did you say" she is not asking you to repeat yourself . What she means is "are you ready to meet Jesus" .

As someone who has that exact pair of scissors, she is 100% justified. Take out the fact that they cut cleanly every single time, are comfortable and cheap. They have a screw so that you can tighten them if they ever get a little too loose or if you take the screw out you can just disassemble them making them dead-easy to clean. I know most older scissors have this feature if you can even call it that but it is something that is getting harder and harder to find and I love them for it.

“We’re fine~” Dude better get his will in order

My mom caught me using her fabric scissors and that's why I married a woman who doesn't sew

I've been married to a delightful girl from Alabama for 50 years. I was briefed on the sanctity of the cloth scissors in the first week. It's one of those rules you just. Don't. Break.

Her: "It's fine." Morgan Freeman narration:"...but it was not 'fine'."

OMG as a southern woman I can 100% confirm this is a factual representation of our anger LOL

“They are FABRIC scissors !” Y’all, I had flashbacks to getting in trouble with my mom for using the fabric scissors for a school project.

14 knives, 3 box cutters, a weed eater, and you use my GOOD SCISSORS? ON CARDBOARD???

An angry southern woman doesn't say "yes" she says "uh huuuh".

This was hysterical. If your Mom quilted or sewed, you know the difference between the good ones and the bad ones!

Got a southern mom. Burst into laughter when The Look was mentioned cause my dad & I will joke about her ‘Really?’ look often. I showed her the video, & when they mentioned The Look, she gave me one! Laughed so hard I cried.

You need a sequel to this because it's SO not over yet.

Never and I say NEVER leave the eyes of a southern women when she is talking to you, especially to look at a phone. That just makes her madder.

I don't have kids but helped raise my now 22yr old nephew and all I have to do is give him "the look" and he straightens up and says "yes ma'am I'm sorry" 😂

The dude's brain is 100% accurate. It's a miracle any of us are still married.

He used the fabric scissors??? I don't remember the last time I used the fabric scissors to cut something other than fabric...don't remember much of the rest of that week either.

*I always thought this would be a funny tombstone: "I used my wife's good scissors to strip some wire".*

I am from Australia and I think this is so funny. Especially the end when the guys inside his brain watch the interaction. That is a typical blokes way of reacting. I love it.

Probably my ALL TIME favorite episode.... I dated a southern girl and when I got that look I KNEW I was in trouble..... good times....

HE DID NOT JUST USE FABRIC SCISSORS ON A CARDBOARD BOX!! LET ME AT HIM! Oh god I did not think this was going to get this much attention!😂

The stare, she says your full name, changes her accent attitude, a lot of ways to tell before you start running away

As soon as a woman, especially in this case a Southern woman, says "we're fine" in that tone, things are not fine....not even a little bit.

I’m fully aware that my boyfriend takes everything literally so I’m always honest with him. I have never yelled at him, but if he does something to upset me, we sit down and talk about it. We admit when we make mistakes. It has worked out very well for us!

Couldn't cost any more than those trips you take take to get coffee every morning, right? Dead man walking, southern or northern.

If a woman says it's fine while giving you the stone cold death stare and forced smile then don't walk away swiftly, RUN! RUN, husband, run!!

Guys, it's really simple. When she says she's fine, she is NOT fine. She is just lowering your guard for the kill.

I'm not a southern woman but this is DEAD on, ESPECIALLY the scissors part!😅🤣😂

I thought the red button was gonna be: "Well, bless your heart."

My grandpa could always tell when grandma was pissed off. She would only make HER side of the bed.

"Red solo cup, I'tt drink you, let's have a party". I love these details you put in this video.

When you got to the scissors part I about died, cause I remember about 20 years ago going through the exact same thing, and boy was I in trouble! Never use her fabric scissors guys! Ever! For anything whatsoever, even if you think it's something safe to cut... cause you're wrong! 🤣🤣🤣

This is the most accurate representation of the male brain in existence

Not gonna lie...when she got angry I found her even more attractive. Then I realized how my marriage has survived all these years.

SO funny 😂😂😂. Love the behind the scenes in the brain of each spouse 😅

exactly now she is searching for more shells for her shotgun 😂

Well, Officer he just RAN into my good scissors. He ran into my good scissors 10 times!

How do you know a Northeast Italian woman is mad at you. She's digging a hole in the backyard that's coincidentally the same size as you.

I feel your pain girl!! I'm the ONLY WOMAN in my home and I have to guard the fabiric AND the hair shears!!

Nailed it. She's livid and he's clueless. You guys must be married!

After they pressed 🛑and she said, "Yeah, we're fine", turned slowly and walked away a chill went down my spine. It's a wrap for that guy! 😳

"Bump the Southern accent up to 100%." ... So THAT'S how it happens. 😂😂😂

OMG, I almost died when she pointed out the scissors. I do that all the time, my wife gets so pissed.

This video just made my day!! Not only do men grab your fabric scissors and destroy them, but your good towels too!

Poor, clueless boy. He's going to pay in ways he forgot can happen. I'll be over here with popcorn and Bless Your Heart button.

As a man I can confirm that's how inside of our heads look like. It's one never ending party!

It's easy to tell if they're mad at you, doesn't matter where they come from. They're always mad at you.

I married a Michigander. After 10 years in Texas, she gave me her first "Bless your heart" last week. It was totally unforced, and just slid off her tongue as if she'd been expressing that patronizing phrase since childhood. She realized it same as I did, and we just enjoyed 10 seconds of grinning silence. I've never been so proud.

I love how there is a guy eating chips with a party hat on and a guy stacking Solo cups (with fiesta music in the background) in the man's brain. That is just so accurate!

I live in Germany, it seems to be valid everywhere.

Southern women are comfortable in the woods, and good with a shovel. Something to think about…

The "are those my good scissors" thing got me I have been there

This need a sequel: Man trying to figure out what is wrong.

In the black southern household we say "Don't even worry about it" instead of "fine " So if you EVER hear a black woman use this phrase....run for cover. 😂

The moment she goes "what is in my living rooooooooom" is one of the first KNOWN ways as a southern man that you are a dead man walking. She drew out the word "rooooooooom" in a most sarcastic way. Yet we still cannot help ourselves and will only make it worse. lol

This man has CLEARLY never heard of a box cutter.

So this is what "Inside Out" would be like if the main character was a married woman in the South, cool :)

I love these videos! Every time I watch one, my Southern accent becomes a bit more pronounced.

None of this every happened in my life. But then again, I have never been that clueless either.

I relate to the violation of the cutting edge of the sewing scissors! My guess is; sewing scissors vs. utility scissors goes across cultures. I know folks from very different regions who all feel just like The Wife about it, including me.

Let us all have a moment's silence for that man, for his doom is upon him. Talia's acting was brilliant. 😂 I got the same vibes from my mom before hell broke loose.

If she says she's fine she definitely IS NOT fine!

"then I said it costs what it costs end of discussion, and don't vacuum till I'm done cause I don't want you vacuuming a second time when the game is on." - the story he tells his co-workers tomorrow.

I was scared sitting 5000 miles away in India. Absolutely Hilarious. Loving your channel. I feel there is a lot more common between Indian moms and American Southern moms than we give credit for.

0:40 “It was free?” I loved the ‘I’m gonna kill him smile’!!

“Fine” = Judgement Day is Nigh

Can confirm, this is real. And you don't want know what's coming next.

Dang I felt his combination of fear, shame, guilt and hope all at once. Been there many time my friend ....been there.

As a Yankee married to a Georgia peach I can say thats all 100% true.

Nothing good comes from having Matt and Luke in your head.

Watched it like ten time already. If I could only hit the like button again. This is so wholesome!

The moment she said "my living room" I would have completely dismissed her all together.

Awww he thinks he's not going to get in trouble using my good fabric scissors... Bless His Heart!!!

The first word I ever learned to read was Fiskar so I wouldn't use my mom's "good scissors".

Literally had that exact scissor conversation with my wife

I spent forty years trying to convince my husband that my good scissors were my personal holy relic, to no avail. He skated close to divorce several times in incidents involving cardboard boxes, horny toenails and electric cables with itty bitty twisted copper wires inside. I finally hid my Fiskars on top of a cupboard much taller than he is and we are still married. Dragging a chair over when I need them is totally worth it.

As long as she doesn't say "Oh HELL no!", then you haven't reached the edge yet. But if she says that phrase, drop everything and run!

The moment she said “my living room”, you know he was dead

🤣 She SAID, "She was fine."

The scissors battle is real!🤣

There MUST be a part 2! It’s a Southern Thing: The Reckoning.

He "So,we are good?" The two women "Yeah,press the button".At this moment I was like "buddy,you just made a big mistake"

So I'm the Midwesterner in a Midwestern-Southern relationship, and I have had to sit my love down and explain kitchen scissors, paper scissors, and fabric scissors. Any misuse, all can become stabbing scissors.

*“How to Tell if a Southern Woman is Mad at You.”* ..& a woman from the north, east, west, northeast, southwest... I think it’s fairly universal. 🤣

The fact that you had Luke and Mat working the husbands brain made this, especially with Matt as the commanding officer, lol. GOD I love y’all videos so much.

"We're fine", right up there with " Bless your little heart" The two scariest things a southern women can say.

"Why are you using the good scissors?" Haha, as if I saw my mom.

I rank a woman saying, "It's fine" right up there with "We need to talk."

I learned the hard way about good scissors. Still paying for that error 30 years later

My mom would go ballistic when we used her fabric scissors…and she was from Illinois!

Did he just text during "The Stare"? Brave man.

"Why don't you answer your phone, Sweetie?" Terrifying.