"The stare" is just the beginning. #sotrueyall #itsasouthernthing
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@gunfighterzero5 жыл бұрын
pro tip: a real southern man would not pass up a chance to use one of the 6000 knives he owns to open a box
@Metalman200xdamnit5 жыл бұрын
Very true. He would have used a Bowie for it.
@PanickinSkywalker5 жыл бұрын
“Let me get out my tactical hatchet” - my dad, once a week since 1990
@Metalman200xdamnit5 жыл бұрын
@@PanickinSkywalker Hahaha. Well,a hatchet is a multi purpose tool.
@thunderchaser20425 жыл бұрын
That's one of the many uses for my Ka-bar.
@bethshadid20875 жыл бұрын
Yea my son uses any excuse to pull his knife out including cutting a plastic tag holding strip while his shirts still on 😂
@noferblatz5 жыл бұрын
This is reality. When a woman suddenly acts like everything's okay, apply for citizenship in a foreign country. And realize it's still not far enough away.
@languagelearningdabbler5 жыл бұрын
Right! Expat life for the rest of your life 😂
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
And FAST!
@Thunder_Dome455 жыл бұрын
I contend that is why the concord was developed.
@andreabryant27385 жыл бұрын
Yeah You live in America dumba$$!! Gonna have to go to the moon or fricken mars to get away from wifeys punishment!!!!
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
@@Thunder_Dome45 But it was too slow and didn't go FAR enough.
@marcochimio2 жыл бұрын
"She said she's fine." The most dangerous thought a man in a relationship can have.
@NotSoCrazyNinja Жыл бұрын
If she says things are "fine", they are not fine and you really need to figure out what to do immediately.
@marcochimio Жыл бұрын
@@NotSoCrazyNinja I thought I just said that.
@stephenadamsmusicalinterpr4203 Жыл бұрын
FINE: Freaked Out Insecure Neurotic Emotional
@Timien10 ай бұрын
That, and "go ahead". That is also very dangerous. It is not permission, it is a warning.
@xzxxx-km4vy10 ай бұрын
@@NotSoCrazyNinja Why would you do that immediately?
@kinfairliecinder5297 Жыл бұрын
The fabric scissors is totally relatable! Using the fabric scissors for anything that isn't fabric is a mortal sin.
@starliner24982 ай бұрын
I'm going to clip my nails with it
@jackharle125117 күн бұрын
Does he get points for being Jewish?
@Espeon8044 жыл бұрын
"You know what? Don't even worry about it." *Most terrifying words ever.*
@amendez63584 жыл бұрын
As a lady from SOUTHERN California, I need to use this phrase and check it out. Hmmm🤔🍿🍿
@vr65354 жыл бұрын
What happens?!
@amendez63584 жыл бұрын
@@vr6535 exactly what I wanna know😳🤔😏
@KC-zn1mg3 жыл бұрын
Veronique Ramirez you know what? .... dont even worry about it. Is a phrase that is the equivalent of you’ve done messed up. It is like 5 levels higher than I’m fine.
@amendez63583 жыл бұрын
@@KC-zn1mg 5, FIIIVE levels higher? That's the nucular option. 🤣🤣😀woooooow!
@heatherlynsey30922 жыл бұрын
“I know you ain’t using my good scissors” made me sit up straight, all I could hear was my momma 🤣🤣😭
@dawnbaker9274 Жыл бұрын
I'm 62 and can still hear her say this and cringe.
@edie73849 ай бұрын
Lol same! I can't tell you how many times I got in trouble for that as a kid
@TheCharredTree3 ай бұрын
And even Heaven can’t help you if you were stupid enough to use pinking shears….
@Christine-hl4rl3 ай бұрын
@@TheCharredTree Better believe it ! My hubby learned his lesson when I said go get my pristine Gingher pinking shears sharpened! Costs a fortune - if you can find someone to do it ! He ended up buying me a brand new pair 😂
@wdwerker Жыл бұрын
I learned about mom’s Special fabric scissors as a little boy. That’s a line you do not cross ! Whenever you hear a Southern woman say “ Fine” it translates to “ I dare you” in the most threatening tone imaginable.
@txgunguy2766 Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I was given a multitool and I started taking apart everything I could find with screws. My mom had to buy a NEW pair of fabric scissors. We couldn't find the spring from the old ones.
@beckyparkins69343 жыл бұрын
He used the fabric scissors on not-fabric. Not a single juror would convict her for what happens next.
@swaggymooses693 жыл бұрын
When I grew up, I got yelled at for cutting wrapping paper with the "good scissor"(fabric use ONLY).
@bethyeary89953 жыл бұрын
That's grounds for at least severe bodilyharm. LOL
@halgrimhelgrimson3 жыл бұрын
im still at, huh there is a difference?
@donjayh3 жыл бұрын
Becky Parkins His biggest sin was getting caught. Otherwise she'd never know the difference.
@Rainart5203 жыл бұрын
@@donjayh We can absolutely tell when our scissors have been used on stupid cardboard
@dagnt81453 жыл бұрын
When she ask, "what did you say" she is not asking you to repeat yourself . What she means is "are you ready to meet Jesus" .
@andrewhadd66163 жыл бұрын
I still haven't learned that one!
@Zachpoteet3803 жыл бұрын
I think what she really means is "are you ready to see 666"
@ShellyS20603 жыл бұрын
@@andrewhadd6616 Bless your heart, she must really love you
@stewiepid43853 жыл бұрын
... or Satan. Which ever one wants to put you out of your misery.
@lisacallan54623 жыл бұрын
This.
@zacharyking2142 жыл бұрын
As someone who has that exact pair of scissors, she is 100% justified. Take out the fact that they cut cleanly every single time, are comfortable and cheap. They have a screw so that you can tighten them if they ever get a little too loose or if you take the screw out you can just disassemble them making them dead-easy to clean. I know most older scissors have this feature if you can even call it that but it is something that is getting harder and harder to find and I love them for it.
@myanaloglife94507 ай бұрын
really different types of scissors, I though it was joke..
@therealavolpe5 ай бұрын
@@myanaloglife9450 *There really are..
@myanaloglife94505 ай бұрын
@@therealavolpethe things one learns…thank you
@hah-vj7hc4 ай бұрын
@@myanaloglife9450There is the opposite of here, just drop the t They're is an abbreviation for they and are, the ' replaces the a Their is the genitive, that means it talks about to whom smth belongs In Germany, we learn that at age 10. When do you folks learn it? (And what is your so-called school for?)
@myanaloglife94504 ай бұрын
@@hah-vj7hc thank you…I get so much wrong…will improve…
@animebrat76 Жыл бұрын
“We’re fine~” Dude better get his will in order
@tsteeleosuou5 жыл бұрын
My mom caught me using her fabric scissors and that's why I married a woman who doesn't sew
@ErykaSoleil5 жыл бұрын
Tom Steele : 🤣 That's the only way to be completely safe, if you don't sew yourself.
@tsteeleosuou5 жыл бұрын
@@ErykaSoleil I also never buy scissors with orange handles
@victormartin66085 жыл бұрын
Shame on you !! 😑
@clarissagafoor52225 жыл бұрын
Very wise👍👌
@bieuxyongson5 жыл бұрын
The fabric scissors are sacred!
@jimcollins80973 жыл бұрын
I've been married to a delightful girl from Alabama for 50 years. I was briefed on the sanctity of the cloth scissors in the first week. It's one of those rules you just. Don't. Break.
@susie9893 Жыл бұрын
Ah. A man who can listen. Miracles do happen
@jillhensley4919 Жыл бұрын
The FBI couldn’t find my fabric scissors
@laurao3274 Жыл бұрын
All my scissors are left-handed. Being the only lefty in the house, you'd think that'd keep them safe. But no, my husband will use whatever blade is nearest when opening a package. I hide the fabric scissors.
@katherineknapp4370 Жыл бұрын
Yep, definitely don't break!
@patriciapayne12743 ай бұрын
Amen!
@arthurvandelay76773 жыл бұрын
Her: "It's fine." Morgan Freeman narration:"...but it was not 'fine'."
@marisageorge8672 жыл бұрын
Fine is the nice way of not saying the other f word.
@imoretullv2432 жыл бұрын
Or Dave Chappelle in his white guy voice,... "but it was not fine... hahahahaha"
@davecasey43412 жыл бұрын
Or the voice of David Attenborough telling us, "Here we see the male of the species, complete oblivious to the danger he has just wandered into."
@tempprofile67152 жыл бұрын
What are you? You made me hear Morgan's voice.
@riggs202 жыл бұрын
LOL! Heard his voice too!
@gwenking77002 жыл бұрын
OMG as a southern woman I can 100% confirm this is a factual representation of our anger LOL
@StephenKershaw1 Жыл бұрын
yeah, but being that southern women are overweight and unattractive... who cares?
@curtismimilee3 Жыл бұрын
I second that confirmation!!!!
@OptimusPrimeribs8 ай бұрын
"bless your heart!"
@BartHull23 күн бұрын
@@OptimusPrimeribs😅
@jenniferc78312 жыл бұрын
“They are FABRIC scissors !” Y’all, I had flashbacks to getting in trouble with my mom for using the fabric scissors for a school project.
@DodiTov5 жыл бұрын
14 knives, 3 box cutters, a weed eater, and you use my GOOD SCISSORS? ON CARDBOARD???
@taniamanik20125 жыл бұрын
Dodi Tov what do you have 14 knives for? 😂
@DodiTov5 жыл бұрын
@@taniamanik2012 LOL! You don't have steak knives? and carving knives? and butter knives? My mom was a master at using a butter knife and a tablespoon to garden with. Moved mountains with that table-wear.....
@mikehodges36095 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like you're going to use them. The fabric scissors, I mean.
@DodiTov5 жыл бұрын
@@mikehodges3609 LOL! um....where do you think your good pants went? I has a rag bag you know.
@mikehodges36095 жыл бұрын
@@DodiTov I thought they were in the bottom of the basket of dirty clothes you have let sit for going on two weeks.
@c.michellesparks29254 жыл бұрын
An angry southern woman doesn't say "yes" she says "uh huuuh".
@YeoYeo324 жыл бұрын
Most southern women I knew growing up (and some I know now) would have taken the southern accent to 11 and gone to screaming at defcon level 1,000 while getting up in his face and he would have maybe come within an inch of being punched in the face
@zestygurl4 жыл бұрын
More silence.
@zestygurl4 жыл бұрын
@Kagan Roy it's a universal approach.
@catluva744 жыл бұрын
@Kagan Roy I grew up in the north but lived down south for a few years. There is definitely something terrifying how a southern woman acts so sweet when you know she should be mad. It was worse if you were only friends because they had less reason not to kill you.
@karmaglorie86914 жыл бұрын
@@catluva74 your right I'm from da south an trust me love we are scarier then ya Gran mammy when she catch you stealing her hot cakes 😂 I'm from Atlanta an the men down here think most the woman down here are psychopaths plus growing up us woman learned no matter how mad u are don't let him know cause tht way when the cops come you ain't no suspect cause as far as they know u where fine and put it all behind u 💯💯💯
@clairevancleave15085 ай бұрын
This was hysterical. If your Mom quilted or sewed, you know the difference between the good ones and the bad ones!
@rainydayz80863 жыл бұрын
Got a southern mom. Burst into laughter when The Look was mentioned cause my dad & I will joke about her ‘Really?’ look often. I showed her the video, & when they mentioned The Look, she gave me one! Laughed so hard I cried.
@Print2295 жыл бұрын
You need a sequel to this because it's SO not over yet.
@misters28375 жыл бұрын
Sleeping on couch...and washing own dishes laundry in....3....2....1
@sidneygrosshar2695 жыл бұрын
If he’s a man it’s over. This is so demeaning to men and boys.
@aristotlestudent4 жыл бұрын
@@sidneygrosshar269 Correct...men leave things go...they learned as boys to do that. Even after fistfights and coming out winner or loser...it's all done... Males today have been emasculated and confused. It's time we let them be male again and call out the brainwashing. BTW, not casting aspersion on this channel, they do a great job entertaining....
@auntpurl53254 жыл бұрын
She's going to have a headache for several weeks
@grannyseyes45384 жыл бұрын
She's going out into the back yard with a baggie, picks up a fresh pile of poop with said baggie & takes it right to his good shoes. For starters...
@KarniaQueen15 жыл бұрын
Never and I say NEVER leave the eyes of a southern women when she is talking to you, especially to look at a phone. That just makes her madder.
@CoolBreeze6405 жыл бұрын
Makes it harder to see the frying pan coming your way.
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
@@CoolBreeze640 You hear it cutting through the air like a ..................
@spydercatd82385 жыл бұрын
@@thunderchaser2042 I see what you did there.;)
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
@@thunderchaser2042 Right in there with the fabric scissors.
@sidneygrosshar2695 жыл бұрын
I ‘leave the eyes’ of a southern women whenever I please. I’m the man. I don’t ask permission or forgiveness.
@vickithompson30392 жыл бұрын
I don't have kids but helped raise my now 22yr old nephew and all I have to do is give him "the look" and he straightens up and says "yes ma'am I'm sorry" 😂
@Mohawk_Productions6 ай бұрын
You know that look never does anything to me. It’s always “we cool dude” and wait for the wife to answer and go play ps5
@John_Locke_10811 ай бұрын
The dude's brain is 100% accurate. It's a miracle any of us are still married.
@mach12059 ай бұрын
I'm a guy (not from the south), this skit seems like it could apply simply for anywhere in the US, but I get that it's part of an episode for the show. I think it just shows how absurd men and women can be toward each other in a comical way. Guys are sometimes careless while the ladies care too much.
@redflamearrow71138 ай бұрын
And not dead! 😂😂
@biomcanx15 жыл бұрын
He used the fabric scissors??? I don't remember the last time I used the fabric scissors to cut something other than fabric...don't remember much of the rest of that week either.
@jared99155 жыл бұрын
I dont remember what fabric scissors are
@MorganJServices5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahah, snort! So true! Never, ever even think of using Momma's good sewing sissors.
@samiam6195 жыл бұрын
Gene Price, did you wake up in the hospital?
@deborahkelly14895 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, I have 7 brothers. They all ( bless their hearts ) had to learn the hard way . Lol
@biomcanx15 жыл бұрын
@@samiam619 Nope, right on the floor where she left me LOL
@SamBrickell3 жыл бұрын
*I always thought this would be a funny tombstone: "I used my wife's good scissors to strip some wire".*
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen3 жыл бұрын
Make it happen
@modeladenny12183 жыл бұрын
Sam........ Maybe you should just order that tombstone today!
@Joshua-ew6ks3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a lyrics to a country song.
@ramahzufelt97413 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen3 жыл бұрын
I'm putting that on my Pyramid
@ProductCreationFormula3 жыл бұрын
I am from Australia and I think this is so funny. Especially the end when the guys inside his brain watch the interaction. That is a typical blokes way of reacting. I love it.
@inconnu49612 жыл бұрын
Its nice to know we are ALL the same, all across the world! LOL
@imoretullv2432 жыл бұрын
haha yeah the stacking of the cups, and the guy eating potato chips with a birthday hat on, lol.
@sergeipetrov_rzn Жыл бұрын
is it an Australian thing to explain the joke?
@gw10758 Жыл бұрын
Probably my ALL TIME favorite episode.... I dated a southern girl and when I got that look I KNEW I was in trouble..... good times....
@michellebatzel5809 Жыл бұрын
"Dated" past tense so another cunt, we aren't ALL that way. Let's see a MAN have the same reaction when she orders something. Gimmie a GD break.
@1cosplayaway5 жыл бұрын
HE DID NOT JUST USE FABRIC SCISSORS ON A CARDBOARD BOX!! LET ME AT HIM! Oh god I did not think this was going to get this much attention!😂
@miriamdruyan5 жыл бұрын
That sound you hear is my momma staring at him from 3000 miles away
@onewomanandsomesongs5 жыл бұрын
Lol, best comment ever.
@mikeellis41585 жыл бұрын
Scissors are scissors. Was a EMS First responder. Scissors in my bag were taken and used for mom's yarn. Did not matter what they were really for. I just went out and bought another pair.
@meredithr98245 жыл бұрын
Felt her pain there.
@theroadtocosplayandcomicco58405 жыл бұрын
That monster !
@AverytheCubanAmerican5 жыл бұрын
The stare, she says your full name, changes her accent attitude, a lot of ways to tell before you start running away
@Pamela-bf2iq5 жыл бұрын
Avery The Cuban-American, when that one eyebrow goes up, RUN!
@TelikiMouse5 жыл бұрын
Once you here the middle name woo boy you be lucky to even sleep on the coach or the graveyard XD.
@gunfighterzero5 жыл бұрын
that slight growl when she said "my" was a dead giveaway
@victormartin66085 жыл бұрын
Full name is a dead give away !!!
@victormartin66085 жыл бұрын
@@Pamela-bf2iqLMAO ! 😃
@a.johnson186011 ай бұрын
As soon as a woman, especially in this case a Southern woman, says "we're fine" in that tone, things are not fine....not even a little bit.
@Christine-hl4rl3 ай бұрын
Bless your heart ❤️
@emily59682 жыл бұрын
I’m fully aware that my boyfriend takes everything literally so I’m always honest with him. I have never yelled at him, but if he does something to upset me, we sit down and talk about it. We admit when we make mistakes. It has worked out very well for us!
@ninjax49092 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@dannygjk2 жыл бұрын
But that isn't something you can talk about over a campfire and get chills.
@AKHWJ3ST2 жыл бұрын
Number one: you're not married. #2 you've been together how long. . .2 weeks?
@kenseisato19892 жыл бұрын
So you can actually communicate well
@emily59682 жыл бұрын
@@AKHWJ3ST Close! 3 years🖕
@serenarena14234 жыл бұрын
Couldn't cost any more than those trips you take take to get coffee every morning, right? Dead man walking, southern or northern.
@loktofeit3 жыл бұрын
I heard that and was like "Yeah, you just so went the wrong direction right now."
@doberski68553 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you are going to use that line, you better have already been accepted into the Witness Relocation and Protection Program!
@ChildofGodjmh3 жыл бұрын
Or a one way to the doghouse in the middle of winter for a few nights....
@georgepetras13703 жыл бұрын
So what. Dog house for a week Oh well
@nickhill86123 жыл бұрын
@@georgepetras1370 Hilarious and true .
@anakelly765123 жыл бұрын
If a woman says it's fine while giving you the stone cold death stare and forced smile then don't walk away swiftly, RUN! RUN, husband, run!!
@rainabrown26333 жыл бұрын
Run, Forest, Run!
@mickeyjames16633 жыл бұрын
ok what will happen?
@RivkahSong3 жыл бұрын
@@mickeyjames1663 At the very least he's gonna be getting the cold shoulder and icily polite responses/cold sarcasm for the next several weeks lol. If she's feeling really petty she'll buy something stupid expensive, herself, and tell him "it can't be any more expensive than (that thing he really likes and buys regularly), right honey?" when he sees it delivered. He definitely won't be touching her for the foreseeable future and his life will probably get very inconvenient.
@Stethacanthus2 жыл бұрын
I can't. My wife is perfect and she'll probably find me.
@Stethacanthus2 жыл бұрын
@Meph Lest uh, my wife has a right to half the stuff we accumulated together, regardless of who pulled down the paycheck. We both work, but we support each other and invest in each other's success.
@quantumphaser2 жыл бұрын
Guys, it's really simple. When she says she's fine, she is NOT fine. She is just lowering your guard for the kill.
@naturalwitchery2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a southern woman but this is DEAD on, ESPECIALLY the scissors part!😅🤣😂
@roberthunt15404 жыл бұрын
I thought the red button was gonna be: "Well, bless your heart."
@Mr-Trox4 жыл бұрын
Nah, bless your heart is condescending, this is an angry Southern woman. The only bless your heart you're getting here is the one she says as she slowly chops you alive to use to fertilize her rutabaga.
@holtsdh4 жыл бұрын
@@Mr-Trox 😄 You automatically get a like for referencing a rutabaga. Cant get more southern than that.
@MelissaThompson4324 жыл бұрын
Bless your heart has humor in it. Fine is the kiss of death.
@ltmundy11644 жыл бұрын
@@holtsdh: Magnolia?
@rogue77234 жыл бұрын
Or maybe "How nice"
@onewithbooks175 жыл бұрын
My grandpa could always tell when grandma was pissed off. She would only make HER side of the bed.
@angelg.84625 жыл бұрын
😆😃😅😉
@Metalman200xdamnit5 жыл бұрын
That is a good hint.
@tonibauer29495 жыл бұрын
Awesome!!!🤣
@KillJoy_Since20175 жыл бұрын
onewithbooks 😂😂😂😂
@onewithbooks175 жыл бұрын
Metalman200xdamnit lol she thought so too.
@SignOfTheWarrior9 ай бұрын
"Red solo cup, I'tt drink you, let's have a party". I love these details you put in this video.
@justgopherit34542 жыл бұрын
When you got to the scissors part I about died, cause I remember about 20 years ago going through the exact same thing, and boy was I in trouble! Never use her fabric scissors guys! Ever! For anything whatsoever, even if you think it's something safe to cut... cause you're wrong! 🤣🤣🤣
@arthurchase77165 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate representation of the male brain in existence
@suzettekath98605 жыл бұрын
That and the HubbyVision glasses vid.
@medic83775 жыл бұрын
You're not a man, are you....😂
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
Not mine. I KNOW better! Do NOT mess with her stuff. NEVVVVVVER!
@suzettekath98605 жыл бұрын
@@medic8377 No. I'm female. My fiance can be like that about hubby vision at times.
@streetofdreams45385 жыл бұрын
I lolled at that part of the vid! (I think the background music is accurate too...!)
@Vol_Nathan5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie...when she got angry I found her even more attractive. Then I realized how my marriage has survived all these years.
@lorirode-off7634 жыл бұрын
🤣😂👍🙏❤
@chasingthelight71394 жыл бұрын
@Roger Balcer 😂😂😂
@richardaylesworth17834 жыл бұрын
This is why we have a 2nd amendment. Lol.
@hillie474 жыл бұрын
@Roger Balcer "Look honey, I told you I'm gonna fix that, no need to remind me every 6 months. It is on the list". And then shrug and forget it.
@dreapets5 Жыл бұрын
SO funny 😂😂😂. Love the behind the scenes in the brain of each spouse 😅
@hovercraft31311 ай бұрын
exactly now she is searching for more shells for her shotgun 😂
@larlystudioz5 жыл бұрын
Well, Officer he just RAN into my good scissors. He ran into my good scissors 10 times!
@davidstribling59114 жыл бұрын
...bless his little heart!
@Sarah-Sunshine954 жыл бұрын
He had it comin’!
@kevinlin76744 жыл бұрын
He had it coming all along
@rebekahhiggins90024 жыл бұрын
if you'da been there
@Beaah4 жыл бұрын
I betcha you would have done the same!
@brucemorris12203 жыл бұрын
How do you know a Northeast Italian woman is mad at you. She's digging a hole in the backyard that's coincidentally the same size as you.
@Rkenton483 жыл бұрын
so that's why my wife wanted me to dig out a 'gold fish pond'. Hm...
@chickennuggies39263 жыл бұрын
Or her dad and brother are
@kathey19813 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 love it
@Starphoenix3 жыл бұрын
Well, it doesn't have to be exactly the same size as you... After all, human bodies fit easier into the ground when in parts...
@xsargantxshaftx79973 жыл бұрын
Described my italian born mother perfectly
@audralynn74542 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain girl!! I'm the ONLY WOMAN in my home and I have to guard the fabiric AND the hair shears!!
@brucebrierly8497 Жыл бұрын
Nailed it. She's livid and he's clueless. You guys must be married!
@iamTW643 жыл бұрын
After they pressed 🛑and she said, "Yeah, we're fine", turned slowly and walked away a chill went down my spine. It's a wrap for that guy! 😳
@micheal493 жыл бұрын
As soon as she says, "Fine" it's dead man walking
@SignOfTheWarrior2 жыл бұрын
That feeling tells you that you have just signed your death sentence.
@thousandfootdeepend12785 жыл бұрын
"Bump the Southern accent up to 100%." ... So THAT'S how it happens. 😂😂😂
@JustforFun-mx6em4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Todd82TA3 жыл бұрын
OMG, I almost died when she pointed out the scissors. I do that all the time, my wife gets so pissed.
@SummerBee22483 ай бұрын
This video just made my day!! Not only do men grab your fabric scissors and destroy them, but your good towels too!
@TheLeadMare5 жыл бұрын
Poor, clueless boy. He's going to pay in ways he forgot can happen. I'll be over here with popcorn and Bless Your Heart button.
@TheLeadMare5 жыл бұрын
Bahahaha!
@justacrow98473 жыл бұрын
As a man I can confirm that's how inside of our heads look like. It's one never ending party!
@kenkahre92623 жыл бұрын
We were missing the guy who was staring blankly at the screen, "Uhhhh."
@johndough23282 жыл бұрын
NUK. NUK. NUK
@mc9112 жыл бұрын
They should have panned to the area just below the guy's waist as that is where all male decisions are made.
@timothythomad55292 жыл бұрын
except there should have been porn and football playing on the other screens on a loop
@joegramlich2 жыл бұрын
@@mc911 see, we always use our head. Just not always the right one
@grasonicus2 жыл бұрын
It's easy to tell if they're mad at you, doesn't matter where they come from. They're always mad at you.
@inconnu49612 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Even if it wasnt the man's fault, they just happen to be convenient!
@Metalman200xdamnit2 жыл бұрын
@@inconnu4961 True enough.
@mojoschmee93202 ай бұрын
I married a Michigander. After 10 years in Texas, she gave me her first "Bless your heart" last week. It was totally unforced, and just slid off her tongue as if she'd been expressing that patronizing phrase since childhood. She realized it same as I did, and we just enjoyed 10 seconds of grinning silence. I've never been so proud.
@justinemadigan96205 жыл бұрын
I love how there is a guy eating chips with a party hat on and a guy stacking Solo cups (with fiesta music in the background) in the man's brain. That is just so accurate!
@helenel41265 жыл бұрын
Should've also been a screen showing Southeastern Conference football!
@Greendragon4345 жыл бұрын
"eh...she said she's fine"
@NIcholasparker885 жыл бұрын
Helene L have another guy cleaning a gun and the other watching racing and you are good
@helenel41265 жыл бұрын
Yep! Gotta be wearing a "gimme" baseball-type cap too. Extra points for boiled peanuts and a Ford F-150.
@jamesanthony84385 жыл бұрын
Not _too_ accurate. My head pipes in _polka_ music. =D
@bigatheart3 жыл бұрын
I live in Germany, it seems to be valid everywhere.
@CieJe.Alexander3 жыл бұрын
I proudly maintain that southern belles do, and have existed in every culture, everywhere. I mean can you tell me there weren't any Biblical Southern Belles?
@jeffreycook32893 жыл бұрын
I've spent 35 yrs of my marriage trying to sluff off the stare...........it has not worked as of yet still sends chills down my spine!
@dwrabauke3 жыл бұрын
Then you probably know the phrase "Passt schon...". The last two words before nuclear meltdown.
Southern women are comfortable in the woods, and good with a shovel. Something to think about…
@Tom-yl7xw2 жыл бұрын
The "are those my good scissors" thing got me I have been there
@Xarfax3213 жыл бұрын
This need a sequel: Man trying to figure out what is wrong.
@AndreVeaseyJr3 жыл бұрын
There is no future for him.
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen3 жыл бұрын
Why do ypu think I died so young?
@jamespaugh56863 жыл бұрын
That's never gonna happen.
@Xarfax3213 жыл бұрын
@@jamespaugh5686 I dunno, I imagine it like "She's mad at me about *something*.... But what is it?" And on her side it's like "Isn't it obvious?? Are you blind??!"
@TommygunNG3 жыл бұрын
There's something wrong?
@kellyjohnson84304 жыл бұрын
In the black southern household we say "Don't even worry about it" instead of "fine " So if you EVER hear a black woman use this phrase....run for cover. 😂
@xmo5524 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I'm in California but I love me my chocolate bunnies. And, I need to know this. I need more, any, and all tips you have 😁
@daniedco104 жыл бұрын
That phrase just sent chills down my spine! I can hear my mama saying it now!
@allenpinnix52414 жыл бұрын
I heard a friend of mine's momma use that phrase on him when we were kids...... I don't remember seeing him again.......
@flamingogirl9654 жыл бұрын
Allen Pinnix HaHahaHa Ha!!!!
@MelissaThompson4324 жыл бұрын
@@xmo552 "Chocolate bunnies"? There's not enough help on this planet....
@MemphisTiger2 жыл бұрын
The moment she goes "what is in my living rooooooooom" is one of the first KNOWN ways as a southern man that you are a dead man walking. She drew out the word "rooooooooom" in a most sarcastic way. Yet we still cannot help ourselves and will only make it worse. lol
@JaysWorld92 Жыл бұрын
This man has CLEARLY never heard of a box cutter.
@rogue77234 жыл бұрын
So this is what "Inside Out" would be like if the main character was a married woman in the South, cool :)
@rogue77234 жыл бұрын
@@RobustNut Good one :)
@ltmundy11644 жыл бұрын
@@RobustNut: Golf clap for you, sir. Augusta style.
@Pamela-bf2iq5 жыл бұрын
I love these videos! Every time I watch one, my Southern accent becomes a bit more pronounced.
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
Bless your heart!
@victoriajenkins14245 жыл бұрын
Oh, thank the Lawd it doesn’t just happen ta me!
@rital455 жыл бұрын
I thought that I was the only one
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
@@rital45 OHHH no! The TRUE colors come out.
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
@@victoriajenkins1424 You're THERE already!
@Panwere3611 ай бұрын
None of this every happened in my life. But then again, I have never been that clueless either.
@catherinejustcatherine1778 Жыл бұрын
I relate to the violation of the cutting edge of the sewing scissors! My guess is; sewing scissors vs. utility scissors goes across cultures. I know folks from very different regions who all feel just like The Wife about it, including me.
@xmlthegreat5 жыл бұрын
Let us all have a moment's silence for that man, for his doom is upon him. Talia's acting was brilliant. 😂 I got the same vibes from my mom before hell broke loose.
@heidifruchtl354 Жыл бұрын
My daughters both say that they are terrified of seeing me smiling politely. I asked the younger daughter, not mine biologically, if she had ever been given the "look". She hadn't. So I practiced on my child, who froze, scared out of her mind, and turned it on the younger. She started shaking. They hadn't done anything. Think a southern mama would get it?
@robylove91905 жыл бұрын
If she says she's fine she definitely IS NOT fine!
@t.thompson89855 жыл бұрын
Never ever.
@donhoggard6045 жыл бұрын
Then don't tell me you're fine 🤪🤪
@heatherfeather12935 жыл бұрын
From a Southern woman, I can attest this is TRUE
@Metalman200xdamnit5 жыл бұрын
When she says that,you have fucked up.
@mineduck30503 жыл бұрын
"then I said it costs what it costs end of discussion, and don't vacuum till I'm done cause I don't want you vacuuming a second time when the game is on." - the story he tells his co-workers tomorrow.
@bharathsf2 жыл бұрын
I was scared sitting 5000 miles away in India. Absolutely Hilarious. Loving your channel. I feel there is a lot more common between Indian moms and American Southern moms than we give credit for.
@chromer054 жыл бұрын
0:40 “It was free?” I loved the ‘I’m gonna kill him smile’!!
@williamkoehler99333 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite line . Translated, “It BETTER have been free. And those scissors BETTER not be what I think they are.”
@gabybop5 жыл бұрын
“Fine” = Judgement Day is Nigh
@theresag19694 жыл бұрын
That's when the fabic scissors become useful.
@raymondmyers68994 жыл бұрын
... and maybe past.
@MrEric6223 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, this is real. And you don't want know what's coming next.
@orangesharpy2 жыл бұрын
Dang I felt his combination of fear, shame, guilt and hope all at once. Been there many time my friend ....been there.
@richb15764 жыл бұрын
As a Yankee married to a Georgia peach I can say thats all 100% true.
@perryrush65633 жыл бұрын
A Georgian woman married a Yankee? I mean.... Blanche just went to the prom with one
@markdanley62603 жыл бұрын
@@perryrush6563 Southern guy here who knows the secret -- Yankee women rule: smart, sexy, fit, super-affectionate and appreciate their men.
@richb15763 жыл бұрын
@@perryrush6563 I must be special. 🤗
@richb15763 жыл бұрын
@@rogue7161 idk where all that came from. Personally I like all types. I just happened to fall for that accent.
@jinxingxuelang3 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy how distinctly American those words sound and how I have no idea what they mean 😂
@roswellscrub5 жыл бұрын
Nothing good comes from having Matt and Luke in your head.
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
Not this time 4 SURE!
@gigipizzuto40685 жыл бұрын
What you mean nothing good... It was Lays chips lol.
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
@@gigipizzuto4068 Close enough!
@mycupoverflows78115 жыл бұрын
😂 And texmex party music lol
@doughesson5 жыл бұрын
Yeah,but they're a lot of fun at parties.
@rachelkrichevsky8982 жыл бұрын
Watched it like ten time already. If I could only hit the like button again. This is so wholesome!
@terrylemley86054 ай бұрын
The moment she said "my living room" I would have completely dismissed her all together.
@MeandmyTea5 жыл бұрын
Awww he thinks he's not going to get in trouble using my good fabric scissors... Bless His Heart!!!
@jayneoliver34375 жыл бұрын
Bless His Heart... He's dead!! 😸
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
Bless his heart...............as it lies beating beside his body on the FLOOR!
@sidneygrosshar2695 жыл бұрын
Take them out to the shop. Grind the edge completely off of them. It’s HIS house.
@trying2.0734 жыл бұрын
The first word I ever learned to read was Fiskar so I wouldn't use my mom's "good scissors".
@marshahinson23603 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@joannamcpeak75313 жыл бұрын
My mom bought me my own scissors when I was quite young. Now I know why .
@marshahinson23603 жыл бұрын
@@joannamcpeak7531 Smart Mama.
@alphagt622 жыл бұрын
My daughter is a hair dresser. Well educated in her field, and makes darn good money! I was a good dad and got her a pair of scissors for Christmas, $330! But now I find out she keeps them as her backup scissors, her new scissors cost $1100! Good scissors indeed, she even has an insurance policy on them. I can’t imagine her wrath if someone used them to open a box?
@theodorestinson502 жыл бұрын
Literally had that exact scissor conversation with my wife
@vaemcdowell6205Ай бұрын
I spent forty years trying to convince my husband that my good scissors were my personal holy relic, to no avail. He skated close to divorce several times in incidents involving cardboard boxes, horny toenails and electric cables with itty bitty twisted copper wires inside. I finally hid my Fiskars on top of a cupboard much taller than he is and we are still married. Dragging a chair over when I need them is totally worth it.
@davidbruce55244 жыл бұрын
As long as she doesn't say "Oh HELL no!", then you haven't reached the edge yet. But if she says that phrase, drop everything and run!
@TheMocao3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😅
@geraldfrost47103 жыл бұрын
All southern men teach their son when she say, "aw, hell no!" you've run out of time to run.
@theofetter29353 жыл бұрын
It's to late to run at that point.
@schlaznger80493 жыл бұрын
Bullshit I have a gun and she is not that fast.
@ThatGirlJD3 жыл бұрын
@@geraldfrost4710 "Aw hell nawl" the deeper the drawl the farther he should run.
@jon-michaelharris58405 жыл бұрын
The moment she said “my living room”, you know he was dead
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
MORT!
@andreabryant27385 жыл бұрын
RUN DUMBA$$!! RUN FAR AWAY!! Your mama can't save you!!
@sidneygrosshar2695 жыл бұрын
The moment she said ‘my living room’ is when he should have said MY LIVING ROOM.
@assassindancer9145 жыл бұрын
@@sidneygrosshar269 ?
@thrashpondopons27764 жыл бұрын
Then he played the 'you're frivolous too' card!?! & by questioning (of ALL things!) her coffee budget!?! Northern Gal woulda killed him where he stood!
@randolphfriend8260 Жыл бұрын
🤣 She SAID, "She was fine."
@anytajp74192 жыл бұрын
The scissors battle is real!🤣
@karenmalay975 жыл бұрын
There MUST be a part 2! It’s a Southern Thing: The Reckoning.
@jenniferholloway25135 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS!!!!
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
The prison scene or the courtroom sentencing.
@ericchmara56615 жыл бұрын
At least a cast iron skillet being swung.
@samiam6195 жыл бұрын
Six months from now, she needs to bring it up!
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
@@samiam619 Won't be that long, betcha!
@mihaelakinna23444 жыл бұрын
He "So,we are good?" The two women "Yeah,press the button".At this moment I was like "buddy,you just made a big mistake"
@amandanmarino7 ай бұрын
So I'm the Midwesterner in a Midwestern-Southern relationship, and I have had to sit my love down and explain kitchen scissors, paper scissors, and fabric scissors. Any misuse, all can become stabbing scissors.
@reginafallangie28675 жыл бұрын
*“How to Tell if a Southern Woman is Mad at You.”* ..& a woman from the north, east, west, northeast, southwest... I think it’s fairly universal. 🤣
@invisiblestacker4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but its cuter to see a southern woman do the angry routine.
@auntpurl53254 жыл бұрын
Except that the southern accent goes deep country when they're mad. It's rare, but when my southern husband loses his temper, I have to strain to understand him. 😄
@Coaching-is3pz4 жыл бұрын
@@auntpurl5325 That is so true! I had to stop the video and laugh. My accent has faded over the years of not living in the South, but if I get mad, it's suddenly back in all its glory.
@milascave24 жыл бұрын
regina: Not in my family. There was no "it's fine" when my mom got mad. Just a prolonged period of screaming, sometimes until the police were called. No wonder I have trouble reading subtle social signals.
@hellokittyangel2115 жыл бұрын
The fact that you had Luke and Mat working the husbands brain made this, especially with Matt as the commanding officer, lol. GOD I love y’all videos so much.
@chrystie_bowie4 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of the children's movie, "Inside Out." :-D
@kimsampson80174 жыл бұрын
The red solo cups 😂
@nautifella3 жыл бұрын
They nailed it. _"Nah, she said she's fine."_
@thisisme24763 ай бұрын
"We're fine", right up there with " Bless your little heart" The two scariest things a southern women can say.
@slavkogrujic80152 жыл бұрын
"Why are you using the good scissors?" Haha, as if I saw my mom.
@davecasey43414 жыл бұрын
I rank a woman saying, "It's fine" right up there with "We need to talk."
@AKHWJ3ST2 ай бұрын
Oh, no. No. Nowhere close.
@caldwellmw5 жыл бұрын
I learned the hard way about good scissors. Still paying for that error 30 years later
@MichaelDavis-cy4ok5 жыл бұрын
Meh. If they're that precious, lock 'em up. That's why my torque wrench is in my tool shed.
@thunderchaser20425 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelDavis-cy4ok so you don't wake up three days later in the hospital after doing something that may seem like a good idea, but she decides isn't?
@edennis85785 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelDavis-cy4ok They were obviously with her sewing kit; she couldn't figure out how he even found them. I learned to buy all of my equipment in pink because my husband won't use pink ANYTHING. He used to make off with everything from my hairdryer to my personal screwdriver set and break them or lose them. Pink was preferable to a divorce.
@sidneygrosshar2695 жыл бұрын
Then you are a wuss
@mrs.rucker2448 Жыл бұрын
My mom would go ballistic when we used her fabric scissors…and she was from Illinois!
@shalawndudley20945 жыл бұрын
Did he just text during "The Stare"? Brave man.
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
DEAD man.
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
@J Mireles MUCH!
@heatherfeather12935 жыл бұрын
That sealed his fate as a DEAD MAN
@lewiemcneely91435 жыл бұрын
@@heatherfeather1293 He is on his way OUT!
@hungadunga5234 жыл бұрын
A naive fool. No man is knowingly that brave.
@loudguitar4 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you answer your phone, Sweetie?" Terrifying.
@BigUriel4 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing when he did because it was such an obvious trap, dude's an idiot
@turborooster85484 жыл бұрын
@@BigUriel How is it a trap?
@robmurdock32704 жыл бұрын
It's funny
@scotto95914 жыл бұрын
I peed my pants at that comment and look.... there won't be a second part to this video... She buried him in the backyard
@doughesson3 жыл бұрын
Because he's not dumb enough to take his eyes off an angry woman.