How To Terraform Venus (Quickly)
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Leaving earth to find new homes in space is an old dream of humanity and will sooner or later be necessary for our survival. The planet that gets the most attention is Mars, a small, toxic and energy poor planet that just about seems good enough for a colony of depressed humans huddled in underground cities.
But what if we think bigger? What if we take Venus, one of the most hostile and deadly places in the solar system and turn it into a colony? Not by building lofty cloud cities, but by creating a proper second earth? It might be easier than you think.
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@regularchannel2708 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Memecious 2 жыл бұрын
"Congrats to everyone who found this comment here is your award: 🏆
@regularchannel2708 2 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious thanks.. i guess?
@thedragonoftheeast6083 2 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious thank you
@picklecraft164 2 жыл бұрын
Hi
@iamnotaballer9949 2 жыл бұрын
“It might be easier than you think.” It was in fact a lot harder than I had originally thought.
@sibanbgd100 2 жыл бұрын
@J Silva Yes, using a totally new technology that let's us control matter at a fundemental level would be better... Video ends there, good luck inventing and getting Nobel prizes.
@iapetus6110 2 жыл бұрын
@J Silva i mean , your excistence is also crap too
@WhiteWolfos 2 жыл бұрын
@J Silva yes something like multiple fission bombs that cool the planet quickly and secondary waves that eats CO2 and converts to oxygen such as modyfied stubborn algae. The solar blocking part is also a doable idea since not much material is needed and can help control temperatures. That can probably cut time by several centuries.
@dabo7791 2 жыл бұрын
LoL
@dylanmurray5669 2 жыл бұрын
@@WhiteWolfos The nuclear bombs are analogous the the mirror, they just block sunlight. They wouldn't work as well on Venus because the atmosphere is already incredibly dense, and not much of the debris from the explosion would be able to block sunlight. Earth would only cool from a nuclear weapon because of what it was able to destroy, whether that be a city, or forest, or caused fires that continued to burn down more things, it is really only the massive amounts of smoke and gas from that which causes the earth to cool because it blocks sunlight. The mirror is the most effective way of doing this. I think an actual plausible idea they may have not realized was that you can begin terraforming with bacteria pretty early on, in the upper atmosphere of Venus. This could mean making huge balloons that carry large amounts of water filled with cyanobacteria to begin removing CO2 even before the planet has cooled on the surface. You could also just introduce a GMO cyanobacteria to the clouds of Venus themselves. I'm not a chemist or a biologist, so I cant really say this would be entirely possible as they may be issues with reproduction of the bacteria, or the acidic environment in the clouds may just be too great even for a heavily modified cyanobacteria.
@defendthehouse 2 жыл бұрын
1:26 Jesus lads that's the most violent execution of a Kurzgesagt bird yet.
@faroh267 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr! Literally mind blowing.
@Someone-ro5ct 2 жыл бұрын
@@faroh267 Yep. His insides just went *POP*
@afrokozmidou3445 2 жыл бұрын
Verified = likes
@afrokozmidou3445 2 жыл бұрын
ㅤ
@leonardodevinci1251 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Birb
@Ella-bg2ve 10 ай бұрын
Kurzgesagt: It’s easier then you might think Also Kurzgesagt: proceeds to name the hardest methods I’ve ever heard
@aliasa3485 2 ай бұрын
I mean I would think it's impossible. I guess possible technically is easier then impossible
@cristianm7097 Ай бұрын
than*
@nolol6537 Ай бұрын
It seems like the hardest method to you because you’re not a rocket scientist
@har8397 21 күн бұрын
💯💯💯
@codys447 Күн бұрын
No, these are the easiest ones. The other ones require believing in the infinite power of technological progress - that is to say, waving a magic wand. How could you possibly change the rotation speed of Venus, for instance? The people who talk about those fantasies simply assume there will be future technology that makes it easy, but never seem interested in the details involved.
@Andi-ms3dw Ай бұрын
Kurzgesagts favorite things to do: 1: Using mass drivers 2: Shooting things to space 3: Using mass drivers to shoot things to space
@swelltgd6975 4 күн бұрын
4: disassemble mercury
@arvin6883 4 күн бұрын
5: using mass drivers to shoot things into space that can disassemble mercury
@swelltgd6975 4 күн бұрын
@@arvin6883 6: using space tethers to catch the disassembled parts of mercury.
@Armed_Insurgent 3 күн бұрын
7. kill birds in every video
@richardsplett 2 жыл бұрын
"Another obvious solution..." - proceeds to explain shooting ice back and forth between Venus and Europa lol
@synthetic8397 2 жыл бұрын
The moon still be a better place
@10xyzYT 2 жыл бұрын
This is THE BEST WAY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE ALMIGHTY ONE STANDING RIGHT THERE MAKING THESE VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@synthetic8397 2 жыл бұрын
@@10xyzYT this earth person said space people will think that the earth person will believe whatever the space person say's and I'm like u mean someone who studies Astro physics 🤨😑😐😣😭 Fuck Money And earth people
@synthetic8397 2 жыл бұрын
He said y can't we turn earth back inta earff
@maurygonzalez1969 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ShortHax 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, if we can turn any planet into Earth, than why can’t we turn Earth back into Earth?
@ErwinSmith001 2 жыл бұрын
Sad reality of today,people keep worrying about colonizing Mars but trust me it will turn into another garbage site once we'll get there
@do4814 2 жыл бұрын
people..
@bag3lmonst3r72 2 жыл бұрын
Wow deep af
@elextroblaze 2 жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere. You literally commented so early
@rifkyfahrana1141 2 жыл бұрын
Remember. Earth is not fucked. The people are
@laurenfaulk4637 10 ай бұрын
There’s this game called TerraGenesis that allows players to terraform planets, I’m currently working on Venus myself and the options for removing most of the atmosphere that I used were the sequestration plant and bio fixture labs that turned the co2 into c and o2 and removing the atmosphere allowed most of the heat to escape from Venus as well, at one point the bio fixture labs were putting too much oxygen into the atmosphere so I used a hydro generator which combined some of the oxygen with hydrogen to create water, which I eventually stabilized to the point that plants could grow, so we started with the nitrogen fixing microbes so we could add plants that could sustain humanity and any other creatures that I will add in the future, and it only took 500+ years in game. Edit: it was Not 500 odd years, it was 3500-4000 years, in game, I’m not an immortal being Edit from 7 months in the future, I have terraformed the moon, Venus, mars and am currently working on Io which is a moon of Jupiter that has ice oceans underneath it’s surface, I haven’t played in months so now was a good time to come back to it
@VoidedVoidedVoidedVoid 5 ай бұрын
i play terragenesis and its going well
@laurenfaulk4637 2 ай бұрын
@@Dinosaur_lover1 I usually play on IOS but I think it’s available on PC
@cristinaossola7619 25 күн бұрын
Bro you Just made me to want to play It again
@AbbeyWeston 4 күн бұрын
Just downloaded the game 😂
@mrpjetrov378 5 ай бұрын
The Sun: I am dying and expanding Humanity: Best time to Venus terraform
@CodyMapping 12 күн бұрын
The Sun will only become a Red Giant when we're long gone anyway. The few hundreds to thousands of years of terraforming Venus is nothing compared to the time that the Sun will become a red giant..
@Kevroa1 2 жыл бұрын
“Might not be as hard as you think” **Creates multiple planet-sized mirrors and harvests another planet's moon by flinging its contents across space**
@tarod3 2 жыл бұрын
Right!? They need a grey goo to just farm oxygen from the crust
@expendablejay9416 2 жыл бұрын
Yea the mirror is big problem Joe Scott covered it in a video
@erikburzinski8248 2 жыл бұрын
The easiest way is probably to find a large medorite made of calcium and shot it at the planet to fix the carbon levels and we can do the same thing for nitrogen though different elements.
@kimilsung2608 2 жыл бұрын
Can't expect that teraforming planets will be easy
@hambos 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr, like how harder can it be?
@Lavamar 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized: We could CHOOSE to not bring mosquitos to our new planet
@kapytanhook 2 жыл бұрын
We can choose to eliminate them all on earth too. Gene drives have been proven to work. The only thing stopping mosquito eradication is hippies with green goggles that do not want humans to flourish.
@cristianfernandezrodriguez9077 2 жыл бұрын
Unless converged evolution kicks in and we have mosquitos again, even with way worse properties.
@lidygutierrez1963 2 жыл бұрын
And bedbugs
@saskiaviking9447 2 жыл бұрын
The bastards will probably somehow smuggle themselves on the new planet
@patrykpiekarz1263 2 жыл бұрын
Some douchebag will probably bring some over anyways out of spite
@fayaz5631 7 ай бұрын
"Hey Ferb,I know what we are going to do today"
@jackkraus6948 6 ай бұрын
This should become a series for every planet in the solar system, so excited for the Jupiter episode /j
@zman4708 2 жыл бұрын
Kurzgesagt in 2050: How to colonise the multiverse in five easy steps...
@sjt101 2 жыл бұрын
The TVA taking notes right now ✍️
@ArtemisAYO 2 жыл бұрын
Haha yes
@daveigerman7209 2 жыл бұрын
Lol nice
@hooooman. 2 жыл бұрын
That "five" destroyed the flow of the comment 😂
@mystery_mre8166 2 жыл бұрын
“here are the blueprints to the strongest colonizing rocket in the world, which you can make with materials from your own home”
@wilmeroberg9794 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining someone a few hundred years into the future saying "who's fucking idea was it to bring mosquitoes to venus?"
@themadsuika3909 2 жыл бұрын
ITS WAS ME!
@aezzil3536 2 жыл бұрын
Some men just want to watch the world burn...quite literally in this case
@yadatada5556 2 жыл бұрын
@@themadsuika3909 you monster!
@rugvedkulkarni1593 2 жыл бұрын
I would imagine future humanity would want to make venus a paradise filled with only life that is beneficial to humanity. It is named after the Roman goddess of beauty after all.
@richardwainwright507 2 жыл бұрын
@@rugvedkulkarni1593 penguins everywhere
@affaaffaafjkfabhjkfa3708 9 ай бұрын
Man i don't wanna die,i wanna see all of this happen!
@DanHubHD Ай бұрын
Relateble...so relateble. 🫠
@fxeditors Ай бұрын
Same 😭
@fxeditors Ай бұрын
Why is our lifespan so short 🤬😭
@affaaffaafjkfabhjkfa3708 Ай бұрын
@@fxeditors Well if i had to point fingers i'd say without the thousands years of religion surpressing science we would already have cracked how to stop cells degeneration based on other animals,and tbh even this days it's stopping those ideas and concepts cuz religion considers it unnatural
@pacotaco1246 Ай бұрын
Live!
@gabrielpelak5366 Жыл бұрын
Aliens be like: Mom I have a Venus terraforming project to bring to school tommorow
@benc2068 2 жыл бұрын
This guy and his mass rails. Every solution was just "Shoot it into space." lmao
@radhakumari3341 2 жыл бұрын
Yeeet the stuff 😂😂
@LavaCreeperPeople 2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@johann6062 2 жыл бұрын
💀 every video he finds a way to fit those rails in his solutions
@El-Burrito 2 жыл бұрын
That's how they deal with comic book villains that are too powerful
@generalcodsworth4417 2 жыл бұрын
They're also proud of their tethers. At this point I think Kurtzgesagt just wants to yeet everything all over the solar system
@ultrafastidious6497 2 жыл бұрын
"Terraforming Venus is easier than you think" *proceeds to pull out a planet size mirror out of their ass.
@AicyDC 2 жыл бұрын
It's not planet sized, it's relatively small. You can make it small by having it a lot closer to the sun.
@abelsenarega1599 2 жыл бұрын
@@AicyDC that is very stupid
@AicyDC 2 жыл бұрын
@@abelsenarega1599 get a lightbulb in your house and compare how big the shadow it makes is when you put your hand close to it vs further away
@abelsenarega1599 2 жыл бұрын
@@AicyDC that works when the object that emits the light is smaller than the target object right? The sun is wayyyyyyy bigger than Venus, I don’t see how putting the mirror closer to it, would make the shadow bigger on Venus.
@rogerhill1030 2 жыл бұрын
@@abelsenarega1599 You don't need to completely shade the whole planet, just reduce the amount of energy going into Venus so that it is less than the energy leaving the planet. Blocking the whole planet's would do this faster, but it isn't essential.
@Seko_isDumb 29 күн бұрын
Thanks for tutorial. I had some issues with terraforming Venus but his guide helped me 👍
@evancraftgc6271 Жыл бұрын
7:48 the second splatoon referance I've noticed in Kurzgesagt videos. The first I noticed the day before yesterday.
@YashBeanz 18 күн бұрын
The Kamabo logo too
@evancraftgc6271 17 күн бұрын
@@YashBeanz Yeah, I saw that too.
@williamreely4431 2 жыл бұрын
Remember: if you've got a problem, the solution is always *MASS DRIVERS*
@hugochhoeu9204 2 жыл бұрын
cant you terraform just one part of the planet
@YeOldeGeezer 2 жыл бұрын
You need a lot of RAM for that
@nathananderson7439 2 жыл бұрын
@@hugochhoeu9204 not without a dome the atmosphere makes the temperature within a hundred degrees Celsius of its two extremes if it is thick enough to breath
@WaterGuardian97 2 жыл бұрын
And mirrors
@robinraphael 2 жыл бұрын
That and duct tape
@LarkinMiller 2 жыл бұрын
Well, that’s a relief. I’d hate to have to terraform Venus SLOWLY.
@joe_mama_ 2 жыл бұрын
We should just do it quickly
@Basman222 2 жыл бұрын
I liked so you can have 69 likes. Nice
@annidromeda 2 жыл бұрын
You need to go fast? (plays Eurobeat)
@Raygo. 2 жыл бұрын
For real... you might have to settle for veneriforming Earth quickly. Fortunately we're going gangbusters on that one.
@ruwanithanuja3798 2 жыл бұрын
Yes because of the time taken it's not an ideal solution
@CarimFadil 8 ай бұрын
Maybe my favorite channel on KZfaq! Thanks for all the work you do!
@ET_CostaLotta Жыл бұрын
I love these videos especially this one i love it when u guys animate the videos to look like video games to make it more interesting to kids thats smart and kids could learn more and these videos look fun which will make the kids want to learn im a kid myself and i love it
@desu38 2 жыл бұрын
"You'll just have to wear a mask everywhere you go." Oh boy, that's gonna go well.
@abdulhafeez5915 2 жыл бұрын
Those who oppose won't live (literally) Suffocation ain't pretty
@kiyoshiinoto 2 жыл бұрын
They’ll get over it real fast, or they will no longer be our problem.
@cherubin7th 2 жыл бұрын
Just like on earth
@Voya_Walk 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve mastered the art of the mask
@arunnakamura7415 2 жыл бұрын
Muh rights
@eetuerrenor5757 2 жыл бұрын
"it might be easier than you think". Proceeds to introducing a giant mirror...
@briandiehl9257 2 жыл бұрын
A giant mirror is nowhere near as hard to make as you might think
@boygenius538_8 2 жыл бұрын
@@briandiehl9257 lol be my guest
@vyankatesh1051 2 жыл бұрын
@@briandiehl9257 so you are saying this is viable. 🤔
@psychicmane7636 2 жыл бұрын
@@briandiehl9257 a planet surface sized one how many accidents and factors do you think can happen why is just floating there there are so many factors
@SoulDelSol 2 жыл бұрын
Horrible ideas
@user-bq5nx4uj4g 6 ай бұрын
super quick and easy guide, will help loads with my upcoming project you earned a sub
@stillbrian9448 2 ай бұрын
I'll be sure to keep this video in mind when I go about terraforming planets
@Devedrus 2 жыл бұрын
All the hours spent playing Spore are finally going to pay off.
@williamiqbal4100 2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@alinastanescu4430 2 жыл бұрын
Now this looks like a job for me
@beastgamer1186 2 жыл бұрын
Yah
@regularchannel2708 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@alfonsomzrt 2 жыл бұрын
Yea
@LavaCreeperPeople 2 жыл бұрын
this should be a series of terraforming every planet in the solar system
@samsizer2919 2 жыл бұрын
Only Mars and sort of Venus are doable. Saturn's moon of Titan is my top candidate. We could walk around on its surface right now if we could avoid freezing to death and with an oxygen mask.
@Mrcake0103 2 жыл бұрын
Isaac Arthur already did this. Colonizing/terraforming every major noteworthy body in the solar system.
@reignergaming1801 2 жыл бұрын
"How to terraform earth"
@michaelgutin925 2 жыл бұрын
@@reignergaming1801 lmao this is what I think about whenever people start talking about terraforming another planet, like uh how about we "terraform" our own planet to how it was less then a hundred years ago first and then start planning about other planets
@poppysmoke1876 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@LunarWolf-ug8rw 11 ай бұрын
Kurzgesagt pls do more transforming videos😊😊😊 These kind of videos are the best for me ❤❤❤
@VesmirCorporation Ай бұрын
Kurzgesagt, thank you so much for all these tutorials.
@CaramidaDeCasa 2 жыл бұрын
that co2 moon will probably be used to make coke and other drinks
@sivagolla7635 2 жыл бұрын
*Yeah... Probably...*
@slavicnonatho8062 2 жыл бұрын
*silence, verified youtuber*
@w.t.5136 2 жыл бұрын
Why cant people just drink water stop putting liquid cancer into your bodies because of hedonist tendencies
@lastdolphinator4033 2 жыл бұрын
@@w.t.5136 silence health nerd
@cosmodian6492 2 жыл бұрын
Why tho?
@theEdmontonians 2 жыл бұрын
"how to turn venus into earth after we turn earth into venus"
@jabjab2286 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most underrated comment I've seen yet
@theEdmontonians 2 жыл бұрын
@@jabjab2286thanks
@theEdmontonians 2 жыл бұрын
@@jabjab2286 thanks strong owl man
@guitarrobot9056 2 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that your right the earth is really starting to become venus… just slowly
@theEdmontonians 2 жыл бұрын
@@guitarrobot9056 slowly...it like what 30 years before climate changes becomes catastrophic, how much longer really is it (obviously not to the point of Venus that was a joke)
@cdathedinoboy4746 Жыл бұрын
I love how 7:49 has Small fry and a golden egg from Splatoon 3 and a cheep cheep from mario, and on 9:39 a Pikachu, more cheep cheeps and a piranha plant.
@mrvk39 10 ай бұрын
I wonder if the whole mirror idea could be used as an energy source? Instead of aimlessly bounce around solar light, it could accumulate it on places and transfer it to the surface of the planet providing enough energy to address all other terraforming needs.
@TheCornDog. 2 жыл бұрын
Kurzgesagt: "Terraforming Venus is easier than you think" Also Kurzgesagt: "Lets move all the Ice from Europa to Venus"
@oghuzkhan6136 2 жыл бұрын
Which only that work will take decades of years. Ez right?
@NotMichaelEither 2 жыл бұрын
Also lets make a bunch of mirrors that are the size of our planet, Ez right?
@akromimubarok6626 2 жыл бұрын
@@NotMichaelEither or just make rocket thurster to move venus to earth orbit
@zekeviews 2 жыл бұрын
y DonT wE taKE BikIni boTtoM n PusH it SoMewhEre ElsE
@MindForgedManacle 2 жыл бұрын
@@NotMichaelEither the mirrors wouldn't need to be the size of the planet, placing one set closer to the sun means the size requirement decreases significantly
@q45ij54q 2 жыл бұрын
Kurzgesagt: "Terraforming Venus just might be easier than you think!" Narrator: "It wasn't."
@budakhan79 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Mars seems a lot easier to terraform than Venus but unfortunately it’s gravity is too weak; an attribute that can’t be changed. A weak gravity is highly destructive to our bodies.
@aristocat3012 2 жыл бұрын
This kinda feels like an Oversimplified joke
@rogerm567 2 жыл бұрын
@@aristocat3012 there trying to not oversimplify too many things!
@rogerm567 2 жыл бұрын
@@budakhan79 I 100% agree but less gravity is bad spending 1 year in space equals having back pain for 10 years as a senior citizen Mars and Earth have a narrow travel window every two years and with current spacecraft technology it takes you 7 entire months to get the Mars and to colonize Mars for a small Outpost it needs a constant Supply of resources Parts nuclear Fuel and Crews from Earth and the Mars dust is much finer than Earth's dust which makes it able to get through with vents and sneak its way into the electronics and gears of all our machines and since it's very dry it's electrostatically charged which makes it stick to metal including the metal of space suits and the dust is made of very toxic pure chlorine salt's which makes it deadly I never do sunbathing on Mars surface for three years because you get 50 times the radiation you feel on Earth from UV rays x-rays gamma rays and cosmic rays no magnetic field equals that you'll be exposed to cosmic rays!
@aristocat3012 2 жыл бұрын
@@rogerm567 i thought the line "it wasn't" was making an Oversimplified joke, as that line was used in one of his videos. Oversimplified is a youtube channel.
@Utahraptor_123 2 ай бұрын
Thanks man, this really helped
@oilisfun6891 7 ай бұрын
thanks for the tutorial! helped so much!
@Kiwi2703 2 жыл бұрын
"it might be easier than you think" *proceeds to talk about how insanely difficult it would be*
@r4hulrosh4n 2 жыл бұрын
haha
@gabosacco7090 2 жыл бұрын
But that's still easier compared to many other things :)
@r4hulrosh4n 2 жыл бұрын
@@gabosacco7090 like what
@hernanbares8672 2 жыл бұрын
@@r4hulrosh4n Terraforming Saturn...
@tommybrad6393 2 жыл бұрын
@@r4hulrosh4n Dyson sphere
@krisirk 2 жыл бұрын
My Manager: I want it Terraformed by tomorrow morning.
@TamWam_ 2 жыл бұрын
lmao true
@fluke7506 2 жыл бұрын
Too true
@M4V3RiCkU235 2 жыл бұрын
Yesterday ! Is not done yet ?!
@jama211 2 жыл бұрын
Before you go home!
@Ramzuiv 2 жыл бұрын
I'm with your manager on this one
@Maxwell3Gaming 8 ай бұрын
Thanks man! I'll be sure to do this sidequest right now!
@NotMichael5421 6 ай бұрын
Alright, thanks for the tutorial. I heard somehwere that the new patch messed with one of the steps but I think it'll be an easy fix. Thank you though, I've been stuck on this for a while.
@TheQueenofNeckbeards 2 жыл бұрын
dang Venus’ atmosphere looking kinda sequestered and breathable 😳
@sixela6 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is making we want to be Venus's atmosphere
@JESUSWASAJUGGALO 2 жыл бұрын
oh i hate this
@sixela6 2 жыл бұрын
@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO instructions unclear I now have a crush on Venus's atmosphere
@JESUSWASAJUGGALO 2 жыл бұрын
@@sixela6 damn rn i would love to be crushed by venus' atmosphere, killing me instantly
@babytree6090 2 жыл бұрын
@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO Tf
@ZZ-sb8os 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like modern humans dreaming about terraforming planets is like the ancient Romans dreaming about going to the Moon. Not that it's impossible, but that it's a dream that's going to take many, many generations of progress before it's even barely feasible.
@Shawn-ho6de 2 жыл бұрын
That was an interesting comment! Good point
@ryanred1525 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing the moon landing as an ancient Greece your whole life would be complete
@ciccioforchetta885 2 жыл бұрын
And we dont have that time
@twins2646 2 жыл бұрын
Would take along time and alot of cooperation from everyone. Not impossible just to much money... But rewards would be outrageous
@parvizheydari6564 2 жыл бұрын
well, the only problem is that people with doubts will ruin it, we need people with bright minds and ideas to push the process forward!
@Hey_yall.Weston_here 9 ай бұрын
Kurzgesagt: let’s colonize a planet! Everyone: let me guess, mirrors and tethers?
@quintify7245 9 ай бұрын
Lol
@milkibearmilkibear 11 ай бұрын
An Amazing videos that I have watched "thousand's of times", keep up the great work!!!🎉
@zhangalex734 2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Mass drivers are awesome, we should start building one today
@abhiprakash74999 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@abhiprakash74999 2 жыл бұрын
Use them to build skyhooks too
@TheUnderscore_ 2 жыл бұрын
Why today? Why not **right now?**
@Gabriel87100 2 жыл бұрын
We need our own Vincent Harling.
@LovelyCenturibear 2 жыл бұрын
I smell Reaper.
@somert170 2 жыл бұрын
Tutorials on youtube are reaching a whole new level
@mehere8038 2 жыл бұрын
of stupidity! Please don't believe this rot!
@shitass1394 2 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@dubbyy_ 2 жыл бұрын
Me Here what about the video is stupid
@cauahalley648 2 жыл бұрын
@@mehere8038 But that's actually true lmao. We just need a little better technology.
@mehere8038 2 жыл бұрын
@@dubbyy_ amounts of nitrogen on earth & venus are the same, there's no reason to remove any from Venus Amounts of carbon and oxygen on earth & venus are the same, the difference is just that they're in gaseous form on venus. Removing anything screws the whole planet up! It was once earth like, to make it earth like again, we just need to add back the hydrogen that is light & has drifted off into space & then put the CO2 back into it's solid C & H2O forms & leave some of the oxygen free in the air. Or to put it another way, if we build cloud cities there now with our current tech & retain all waste from all plants/crops we grow as charcoal or carbon fibre, then pretty soon the terraforming will begin happening anyway & the cloud cities that naturally float at the habitable altitude of earth like pressure & temperature, will slowly begin to float lower & lower until they touchdown on the surface & with the addition of hydrogen from a gas giant, we can make oceans with the excess oxygen. Not that we would want to terraform anyway, since the planet takes 8 months to complete a single day cycle, so 4 months of dark, whereas in the clouds the winds act as artificial rotation giving a 4 earth day cycle & unlimited solar & wind power, with an always on industrial high pressure furnace below that we can lower things into to cheaply & easily create carbon fibre, diamonds etc etc without needing any fossil fuels to do it This video's just ridiculous with it's removing CO2 in it's heaviest form before importing H2O in it's heaviest form & then ignoring that once the carbon's gone the forests aren't even possible, while it both exported & imported oxygen for no reason!
@benjiverse6969 Жыл бұрын
thank you, i will now proceed to do this
@Zecr4t_Menace2Society 8 ай бұрын
"Dont bring mosquitos into terraformed venus" the random mosquito who went inside the rocketship:😂
@Hendur 2 жыл бұрын
"It might be easier than you think" Me, after 10 Minutes: "No"
@reixyz4852 2 жыл бұрын
this is the most unfeasible video by them so far. I love the channel but when they casually make big assumptions like usable space tethers (from previous video: would be a big achievement all on it's own) the day/night thing also seems like it would be one of the hardest steps but they glossed over it honestly.
@egorsilovs156 2 жыл бұрын
@@reixyz4852 There’s also the issue of casually removing a planet’s worth of CO2 from the surface. Would be better if they marketed themselves as science fiction with roots in physics.
@altostreeter 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever does this to Venus can't even be classified as the same species as us at that point.
@pseudonym8082 2 жыл бұрын
@Miles bruh what
@nilletv5038 2 жыл бұрын
@@reixyz4852 It wouldn't even be worth terraforming anything closer to the Sun than Earth, because of the sun becoming a red giant in a few billion years. I'd support these kind of ideas for places like Titan & Europa though.
@anth2975 2 жыл бұрын
Kurzgesagt: “It might be easier than you think” Nasa: Well why didn’t you say so
@eleethtahgra7182 2 жыл бұрын
CNSA; write that down, write that down.
@NoamHaim 2 жыл бұрын
Actuall nasa: * does a viruall class/ a video explaining in a happy little way why this will be a huge project for this great country and how it can't be done this days *
@briandoe5746 2 жыл бұрын
Isaac Arthur- a Dyson swarm would be far superior in every aspect.
@KSPUnitedYT 2 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Griffin couldn’t the astronauts from Apollo 12, 14, 15 to 17 also see the earth from the moon?
@kingsolo6241 2 жыл бұрын
Scientist have confirmed that we are still 1,000’s of years away from terraforming any planet. We simply do not have the technology. If anything we would terraform earth first before any other planet.
@TheGuyWhoComments 7 ай бұрын
Thank you for the tutorial really needed it
@Shervin86 7 күн бұрын
7:49 Adding Mario fish to Venus would be awesome.
@ariyune7007 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone's gangster until a meteor hits the glass
@Ravenshaw123 2 жыл бұрын
Shooting stuff with mass drivers is pretty much the solutions to any and every problems. Asteroid? Mass drivers. Need supplies? Mass drivers Cosmic horror showing up? Motherfucking mass drivers.
@CramcrumBrewbringer 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ravenshaw123 Not realistic solutions though
@CramcrumBrewbringer 2 жыл бұрын
@0 FQuartz 0 Mass drivers aren’t realistic. Even without an atmosphere, the escape velocity of mercury is 4.3 km/s. This is a minimum velocity. These speeds can’t realistically be achieved in tubes consistently, their is too much power demand, not to mention friction and accurately launching mass onto another planet.
@dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ravenshaw123 Reduce Velocity? Mass drivers Reversed!
@stevenandersen6989 2 жыл бұрын
@@CramcrumBrewbringer Need more Velocity? *PUT THE MASS DRIVERS ON MASS DRIV-*
@mr_meme_420 2 жыл бұрын
"Europa, a moon of Jupiter has twice as much water as Earth's oceans" Nestlé: I go to Europa
@subh.joydhar_9423 2 жыл бұрын
Coca cola: Did I hear Water???
@urbainleverrier1 2 жыл бұрын
The equivalent of U. S. finding oil
@Fruitsmymainispomgranates 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why people call nestle evil please tell me
@Nobody-qk4xu 2 жыл бұрын
@@Fruitsmymainispomgranates Massive deforestation, stealing water from native tribes, saying water shouldn't be a human right, quirks like that
@okidokidraws 2 жыл бұрын
Macross city colonies would be best sustainable space city and moveable
@christophernicolson5086 4 ай бұрын
The reflector shield in space that acts as a sail is actually near a gravity well known as the L1 Langrangian point. Moving the reflector shield slifhtly nearer the sun would allow the solar wind to balance the gravity in a gravity lock that wouldnt need much recalibration.
@envar1 Ай бұрын
12:11 it feels illegal to see actually human faces in a Kurzgesagt video 😂
@alanleung1828 2 жыл бұрын
5000 years of collective mankind dedication. Then we would have Venusians who are "Terraform deniers".
@sarah.s.flanagan 2 жыл бұрын
Everything-deniers I’m sure. “There’s no man-made mirrors in space. I mean have you ever seen them in person?” “I literally have, I’m an engineer on the Annual Mirror Check-up team.” “Ah, paid off by the government I see.”
@JoaoLeote7331 2 жыл бұрын
"Venus was never terraformed!! It naturally grew life on it!"
@wynnexed 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoaoLeote7331 I sort of love how this is exactly the opposite of conspiracy theories today...
@reelthanos7290 2 жыл бұрын
Instead of flat earthers we got terraform deniers
@pixydust4112 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@The_Horizon 2 жыл бұрын
The aliens on venus when the temperature drops to freezing and the sky starts falling down 👁️👄👁️
@moonlythz4492 2 жыл бұрын
"What the fuck is going on?" "Ok then let's teraform earth into venus now!"
@Dragonbite 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect to see you here, Horizon!
@cookmyflower 2 жыл бұрын
The Tomorrow War 🤠
@sivagolla7635 2 жыл бұрын
Why are you every where!?
@MLiskindagay 2 жыл бұрын
👁👁👄👁👁
@PhoenixRBLX-YT 11 ай бұрын
Thanks bro I was thinking about terraforming Venus this weekend!😁
@esreverreverse1769 2 жыл бұрын
Earth: look at what they need to do to mimic a fraction of my hospitability
@jakeweberzwier8655 2 жыл бұрын
No kidding, it took billions of years to terraform earth the natural way
@brandonvelde5774 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakeweberzwier8655 And still it's _just_ barley habitable enough to harbor life.
@Naw662 2 жыл бұрын
Billions of years of natural terraforming VS Few thousands of years of artificial terraforming
@goemon9378 2 жыл бұрын
that's an omniman reference isn't it
@hellbusterdragon 2 жыл бұрын
And we are destroying it, so we need a backup plan. Hey, destroying it is part of humanity's advancement.
@95Geli 2 жыл бұрын
This did not sound easier than I imagined..
@riccosu3599 2 жыл бұрын
LFMAO this got me dead
@nanananaxhhd4330 2 жыл бұрын
@@riccosu3599 same
@mr_poopyheadpro2806 2 жыл бұрын
Its easy, just wait some next generations
@p3el_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr_poopyheadpro2806 and somehow have impossibly good luck.
@danielhicks1824 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the real answer is build a Dyson Sphere first
@asianhuang 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tutorial, really need it
@MilanPerisicbaritone 11 күн бұрын
I just love the optimism
@epicmusic9029 2 жыл бұрын
After terraforming, we could grow venus flytraps on Venus.
@archimedeis 2 жыл бұрын
And we'll call those Earthen flytraps.
@somerandomdude444 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@TheDogn 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings kindred spirit. This has always been my dream as well.
@the_spado 2 жыл бұрын
You know to much we will be coming to your house at 7pm
@Is_this_Aviral 2 жыл бұрын
Great idea 👍👍😁😁
@SuicideBunny6 2 жыл бұрын
Kurzgesagt: "How to terraform Venus (quickly)" Also Kurzgesagt: "It would take several thousand years to make the athmosphere breathable."
@NoName-6942 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, on a cosmic scale, a couple thousand years is nothing.
@Henrix1998 2 жыл бұрын
Do you want it tomorrow or what?
@bit-gx5qb 2 жыл бұрын
@@Henrix1998 Could you get it done today? Thanks!
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 2 жыл бұрын
@@TrangleC yes i see you commenting in other section and everybody is getting triggered Idiots dont like correction
@DwarfyDoodad 2 жыл бұрын
*Freely* Breathable. It would still take a couple hundred to get it to the point where you wouldn't need a suit, just an air tank. But you wouldn't stop at that point because that can't support life freely.
@mariusdatenis 9 ай бұрын
this would be an amazing video game
@Tzblizz Жыл бұрын
Really interesting video, but I'll admit the best part of it is the background song from 0:45, an absolute banger
@cwejter 2 жыл бұрын
Bosses be like: Cool, I need it by Monday tho.
@ahmetmutlu348 2 жыл бұрын
and professional workers be like. : ok boss you got it tomorrow :P the next day boss : is it ready.. professional skilled employee : allmost ready sir. just some small piece of work is left :P and cycle repeats :P but as i said. only professional employes can handle the stress of that work. awerage workers will be fired instantly :D i saw this kind of dialogues executed in lots of real situations lots of times .
@Cobra85291 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahmetmutlu348 Too bad you cant be fired from commenting
@sarahB06 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahmetmutlu348 thanks Ahmet this was truly inspirational
@Sentinential38 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahmetmutlu348 I just had a stroke reading this.
@ishaand92 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahmetmutlu348 Damn bro I really felt that 😔
@Rogue5490 2 жыл бұрын
“How do terraform Venus” as if it’s a 5 minute crafts DIY video lol.
@ruhee2920 2 жыл бұрын
(quickly)
@Lyf4rMusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@ruhee2920 quickly is very relative ... just 1000+ years :)
@stevenwadley8268 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Tridentus 2 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, we're never going to mass habitate Venus OR Mars. No matter how bad Earth gets, it's never going to be less expensive to terraform other planets. Like, why the hell would we when we're alread not taking up vast swathes of living space here on Earth anyway and population will cap soon. Our main operations in space are going to be around mining resources, until we're capable of harvesting solar to a level that we can send missions outside our solar system- but when you're talking that far ahead you're talking about meta-advances that mean it's impossible to really focus on what that time will really look like.
@sinenomine5921 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tridentus basically we will probably wipe ourselves out before we did
@paschade8309 2 ай бұрын
It worked. Thank you.
@Sheli1984 8 ай бұрын
Pov:This will work 100%,but NASA never watched this video💀
@zulthyr1852 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever we end up doing, we're gonna use Mercury for its materials lmao.
@Yatagurusu 2 жыл бұрын
Dumb rock needs to be of some use
@arkallis 2 жыл бұрын
@@Yatagurusu Going to mercury and scooping up rocks and materials would be so fucking amazing to watch
@murrle1819 2 жыл бұрын
It is literally metal and rock
@advaittalekar7310 2 жыл бұрын
Sacrificial goat
@postblitz 2 жыл бұрын
Mercury has a surface temperature between −173 °C at night and 427 at day. So what do we want to go and do there? It's most likely Terraforming other planets relies on advanced bio-chemical engineering than simple application of physics.
@Theguywhoasked994 2 жыл бұрын
“We just need to dump a giant ice cube in the ocean every couple years”
@loganmeagher379 2 жыл бұрын
Lol nice Futurama reference
@smith7602 2 жыл бұрын
Thus solving the problem once and for all
@Teknopottu 2 жыл бұрын
@@smith7602 ONCE AND FOR ALL.
@crashcade 8 ай бұрын
I love your channel, it's lovely
@russward2612 6 ай бұрын
Military sci-fi writer David Drake addresses this question in his novellas "Surface Action" and "The Jungle". They're a fun read. That Venus is a scary place.
@Samuelwastaken 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the "How to terraform a black hole" video to come out
@jayzenstyle 2 жыл бұрын
A birch world... someday, my modded stellaris dream can become a reality...
@fitwesdaily 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny but I think we could just build on top of a black hole bomb/generator since that already encloses it.
@aniksamiurrahman6365 2 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@AndreVictorGoncalves 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Great video. Nice thinking. But there is one problem. *The human population will peak at 11 billion people, then decrease.* We will never need to colonize other planets.
@tlotro625 2 жыл бұрын
@@AndreVictorGoncalves resources
@luonggiaphat7946 2 жыл бұрын
Kurzgesagt:"Europa has twice as much water as Earth's ocean" Nestle:"Pack your things, we are leaving"
@honeydewbadger832 2 жыл бұрын
"breaking news : Europa disappeared in months
@dennisbryant7994 2 жыл бұрын
*destroys nestle with minimum and nukes*
@Kannot2023 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine Nestle investing in slingshots to mode ice from Europe
@edeworabraham2761 2 жыл бұрын
r/f**kNestle
@-Tranvanat-a 2 жыл бұрын
Hey bro, which are his accents? Us or uk
@eggmon420 2 ай бұрын
I love imagining people in the future watching while trying to terraform Venus like “wait, what did it say to do next?”
@petefluffy7420 10 ай бұрын
It's good of you to share your experience
@owenhopkins4239 2 жыл бұрын
“How it took hundreds of years to freeze hell…” Good line.
@QuokkaWaka 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly very metal
@cop9743 2 жыл бұрын
Mars is easier to teraform it already has ice we need to melt it How? It's easier to heat up than cool down, Mars is cold we need to do global warming to Mars put our CO2 current emmisions there it will help Mars have atmosphere and heat up melt the ice to a liquid water do the same thing bacteria CO2 feeding etc
@travelsizedarchie 2 жыл бұрын
This just reminds of the tf2 comics
@kofi3124 2 жыл бұрын
@@cop9743 let's just terraform both! :D
@user-bl8pw6cn2d 2 жыл бұрын
@@travelsizedarchie which one
@eichen97 2 жыл бұрын
Because "How to terraform uranus" would be too spicy for a Kurzgesagt title.
@afailureofaanimator6744 2 жыл бұрын
It’s their next hurdle
@markhenley3097 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually possible to mine on Uranus because of its low gravity/escape velocity. You'd be surprised to know that even Saturn has a similar gravitational attraction than Earth, but it's 1,000 mph winds make mining unsuitable.
@annidromeda 2 жыл бұрын
spicy uranus 😳
@lozyl956 2 жыл бұрын
How to transform Uranus (Slowly)
@mojilkumar8361 2 жыл бұрын
@@markhenley3097 r/woosh
@liquidrock8388 2 ай бұрын
The greatest barrier to this kind of project isn't lack of imagination. It's not even insufficient technology. It's the fact that someone would have to invest massive resources for centuries in a project that would only bear fruit at the very end. It's nearly impossible to find either a state or a private organization which would be willing to do so. Our problem as a species is that our scope of planning generally doesn't extend past single lifetime (and even that is rare - two or three decade projects are considered long term) and since we are a collection of individuals who have every incentive to take advantage of what we have during the one life we get to experience, it's extremely hard to convince people to deny things to themselves, their children, their grandchildren and their grand-grandchildren for the sake of a future they'll never get to see. Maybe if one day average lifespan is drastically increased...
@susayman3536 11 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tutorial
@TheReaverOfDarkness 2 жыл бұрын
"When will Venus be terraformed?" "When Hell freezes over."
@SkywalkerWroc 2 жыл бұрын
AND YET it's easier than Mars. lmao
@baooquoc1501 2 жыл бұрын
Way to motivate people, bruh 😑
@goose7618 2 жыл бұрын
@@baooquoc1501 it's literally the hottest and one of the coldest planets in our solar system, did you really think it was possible to turn it into earth 2: electric Boogaloo
@GilFerraro 2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that Hell is already frozen, if you consider Cocitus 😁
@laMoria 2 жыл бұрын
When the sun rises in the west. When the mountains crumble and the rivers go dry.
@marcinl9169 2 жыл бұрын
10 000 years later, people living there: Venus is flat.
@RobertBrown-kw4of 2 жыл бұрын
That shit is true af
@mosshivenetwork117 2 жыл бұрын
Infinite terrain floating across outer space is a way better concept.
@DonVigaDeFierro 2 жыл бұрын
I would call that progress.
@goosetube9772 2 жыл бұрын
At that time we could have space traveling like everyday so we could show people that believe planets are flat a full view of our world and will disproven.
@JamesBoullion 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@neithandartsculpture 7 ай бұрын
Terra former: nah let’s not do mars let’s do Venus instead mars is too difficult. Ah well Venus is even more difficult let’s just stay here
@kurtmissotten5965 9 ай бұрын
Let’s just take very good care of our earth, respect fauna and flora as wel as each other. Sound like a solid easy plan 😃. Interesting video.
@astethii9521 2 жыл бұрын
imagine this video was named: “DIY Venus Terraformation!”
@drrenwtfrick 2 жыл бұрын
Would be funny xdd
@Azgeda_ 2 жыл бұрын
And imagine if it was made by 5 minute craft
@iftyislam6761 2 жыл бұрын
DIY work for elon musk
@iluvmuzic7298 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@isaoz7057 2 жыл бұрын
you forget (Quickly)
@jasonchiu272 2 жыл бұрын
Rip birb who sacrificed himself to show us how hostile venus's surface is.
@axea4554 2 жыл бұрын
Respect to the camerabirb for filming all of this for thousand of years
@insertname4337 2 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-he7jo I am genuinely disappointed in humanity because of you.
@potatoes5829 2 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-he7jo bruh
@cbtgaming525 2 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-he7jo no
@cbtgaming525 2 жыл бұрын
@@JustSomeFroit why are you woooshing him it isn't even a joke lol
@TIGBBGMYT 6 ай бұрын
Lil buddy from splatoon chillin in the background
@pheamtinn5436 Ай бұрын
Venus:omg I got water how it came from? Europa:AHHHHHHH MY ICEEEE!
@PageAaron 2 жыл бұрын
So basically we just need humans to work together for centuries, sound easy enough.
@TerkanTyr 2 жыл бұрын
Just let 中国 have it, they'll figure it out. If enough people say no they'll just flatten the protesters and keep going.
@ions7581 2 жыл бұрын
Millenia*
@Wayoutthere 2 жыл бұрын
This sarcasm is better then my current chocolate deserts
@aturchomicz821 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah as much as Socialism and Unions actually do good I see no way how you could expand this to the rest of the world. They would just call them Communists because thats what the Media told them😔
@Dante48909 2 жыл бұрын
and think of the funding: "So when can we see returns on our investments?" "In a thousand years."
@notnintendo 2 жыл бұрын
The bird saying, "This ain't it fam" is the best thing I've ever seen.
@cl0p38 2 жыл бұрын
We need more videos with these little things. Like "yeeted" from the last video
@srivatsajoshi4028 2 жыл бұрын
omae wa mou shindeiru was better
@whyyoustalkingme8685 2 жыл бұрын
where?
@andrewparker318 2 жыл бұрын
When does a bird say that?
@Triniswe 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewparker318 5:57
@CadeDutton 3 ай бұрын
thanks I'll make sure to do this
@VictorNordgren 24 күн бұрын
i loved this video becuase of the way they explain it
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