LMAO THE END 🤣🤣

Had us in the

Hahahaha🤣🤣

We’ll played my f’ren

LMAO

And then watching anime

Hahaha 😂

TheWerko what kind of 9 year old watches anime

Hahahaha

How the fuck did this come to your mind....... wow ....... 👏

Brian Evans 😂

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😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Sir Kobus The First wtf

Great information, plus everyone try to get you concealed carry license. If they do attack you with a weapon for no reason on your part you can at least save your life or someone else if need be.

I was homeless for 12 years. I've been in multiple fights for my life. Its not something any normal person would go out searching, and its frankly pretty brutal. I've been hit with fence posts and bats. I've hit with hard shit too. I'm a big guy and have hit bigger guys (340lb+) and have a dent in my skull and a lot of wins under my belt. Not really proud of it actually. Either way, yeah, knives are usually involved, not so much guns less you into the drug game a lil serious.

but now I've been off the streets and in professional jobs and live a chill family life now. Keep the guns locked away safe and know my way around a fight should it ever come my way.

ridingdirtyface that’s good man you’re a fighter 💪

@@treydon4696 Yep! That how you do it. 👏🤓

You mean Step one: let them know your armed Step two: hopefully they don't bother you then

Now that's just being a dick. Lol

Me: act weak to get him thinking I’m easy Also me: pull out my 12 gauge shotty from my bag

Preliator 116 pussy

Matthew Hawthorne whatttt with that 30 clip sticking out like nicki but

hahaha!

They went In to start a punch up and ended up running.away from their rapist.

I wouldn't know if u wanted to fight me or fuck me! Good strategy

And if they dont, you probably should

NOTE TO SELF: Never F with Dan Thomas

😅😅😅😅bruh you got me dying

WOW SO ORIGINAL

Fun fact: you didnt come up with this

I don't get it... what's the reference?

L

* careless whisper *

Yoel Romero: “I luhh chuu!”

Lmao 😂😂😂 The guy would faint

If you're Kal-El he will forget

@@vizon-aryproductions6191 i luuuuch you mike Seee yuuuu soooowwwwm booooooooy

Lmaoo that would be hilarious

Hahaha

Baaaaaaaaked

Your imagination is wild bro.

Hahahahahaha that was hilarious

LMAO

@peter burry dude i was taking a piss standing and then i saw this comment and i pissed all ovrt the place

@@harrypotter1973 wtf lol

Lol

this one lived to tell the tale

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🤔 confusion

Dead🤣🤣

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why is that?

Arky because people who wear them are menaces to society

HattXn Ong

Arky they kill people don’t fuck with black forces

HattXn One hundreds like

That's what I was thinking 😂. Honestly, I would probably just book it from there

If you knock them out with the head but, you can make them conscious again by repeated strikes.

@@jacobahtone220 lol

Always remember to restomp the groin!

His comment is actually very informative, since in real life cops and legal systems show up - instead of the end credits to a fake movie.

You obviously didn't major in the use of the English language. No wonder kids come out of school poorly educated.

he could be from another country you ignorant shithead

WUT 😂

DioClapps what happened?

Explain please

TobbeStorm I fought a guy and I won

I used the tips of this video so I cane back to let them know it helps

Dio_icey Good for you. Why did you have to fight him?

Joel Rogers Huerta not the best with words.

basically WESTERN Fighting Technique: SURPRISE Attack First. Also called Sucker Punching Someone. Or "cheating". Not 'surprised', these slave owners love cheating, if it's not taking steriods, it's just blatant lying and cheating.

heeheemanofHK slave owners?

Surprise techniques originally came from the natives when they ambushed soldiers. Also what is your deal? "Slave Owners"? I hope you know the slave generation died out already, unless you're too stupid to look it up.

@@samsun01 Slave owners... really? Your an idiot!... You're the one that probably instigates a fight, gets his ass kicked, then cries about it later

😂😂

Lead poisoning right

Yes run-fu never let u down

Run away, live to fight another day.

@@danwest1584 live to run another day*

This comment deserves more likes. Well said....adrenaline makes you do stupid things in a fight....stay cool and give them the old 1-2 and 99% of streetfights are done....the plexus and throat are nice area's to if your punches are not well trained imo

wrong!

@@denniederuyver3546 but gives you stenght...power......rush...fury....

@@Realkeepa These kind of answers tell you this guy watches too many movies and plays too many video games. RealKlown 🤡

@@tonybp exactly...i am kickboxer 10years....but its 20years agoe.....and i am 37 now....but what i saw on street...due biggest dogs ...had the lowest skill!!!

Really 😂😂😂😂😂? What makes you think that? He only grew up on the streets and became a professional cage fighter.

I do question the validity a bit? Only due to the lack of explanation behind WHY you DO rip your shirt off during a fight! I have older brothers that were known for being feared as teens, as they got into it so much. They always told me that guys rip their shirt off so that the other guy cannot get a funny grip on your shirt and easily toss you/swing you by it. Although it can be viewed as a peacock-like strategy, that's not it. You're basically giving the guy string and rope to yank you around. Skin to skin is much tougher. Edit: OH!!! Nevermind.. I was commenting too soon, I think.. It was kind of explained here in the end.. I was typing this but I noticed he said he would use the other guy's shirt to pull in. Maybe they did touch on this.

fuck off randy

Yeah. Maybe its because he's a pro fighter 😐😐😐

Sometimes you have to fight when your a man

ive had some encounters when people have bikes so its either try to run still or hold your ground

John Guichard what if I’m fighting bc of her?😭

@@nahkeenfol_5219 Just RUN! think about it after.

I ain‘t lettin her train running?! At the end of the day she‘ll be quicker and finally she gets me and whoops ma ass!!!

@@Y-ō-kai lol

Good. Better than being bullied for years and years and end up being depressed and committing suicide. There are other schools.

@@Octopussyist haha think u mist the joke

Frank Grimes He definitely did

LOL! Ok, you win my KZfaq joke of the day award.

ThatGuyThatDoesStuff but you haven’t heard mine yet...

Dude really? Even my 12 year old can spell TYSON.

@@CarlAquaForce its a joke on Tysons lisp

@@instagrits4811 oh, I get it. My bad.

@L E He didn't get the joke LOL

LJ Marzula dude really?😂

3 years before this video was filmed he beat the shit out of a guy who sucker punched a girl and stomped on his head . Lmao

I’m done!! 😂.

ohh yeah that little punk, how old is he now? 9? he been stealing ur chocolate bars, you gotta teach that punk a lesson

My prediction? PAIN!

Diplamatik Juan 😂

​@@diplamatikjuan3595Clubber Lang 😅

Pussy

Nah- do what I did. Call 911

then they sprint at you and knock your fucking head off

Buuuut...What if I don’t have a choice

And your honor?

Well that's better than you being stomped out on the ground

Step 1 for a headbutt...make sure you know how to do it....if you can't then a good uppercut does the job perfectly 😉

😂

I get it mate, but at the same time, if you have a height advantage, a headbutt is a great tool in your Arsenal. Because you’re shorter, uppercuts are probably more your speed.

as a fighter i can tell you:this move is suicide dude......i except the move....short hook ore short upercut...and you dead ....not ko...dead ....i evrn dont nrrd much force..the guy do it for me....ore just a side step..

Loo

Not against me u will I drop people 100 times a year

@@The-OtherHalf Peace be with you.

If you stump the groin you will be made to grow a new one by Court lol

Exactly!

😂😂

Ameri-do-te

going for the groin is another good strategy yes. We want to end the fight in one punch or kick. Kicking the groin is better than kneeing it. I actually go for the groin or a punch to the neck, both will immobilise. But the video is right, the most common way a street fight is won is the headbutt to the nose. In most cases the guy who gets headbutted has his nose broken and gives up. So be very aware of your opponent doing the headbutt on you. I tend to protect my face from headbutt by diagonal arms crossed in front of my head, like iron man protecting his face when his helmet has been smashed off.

good luck brother. take care

Well I'm had a fight today. I beaten up that guy but now he is searching for me with his gang 😶

Are you alive bro

@@tonikatainen2508 I'm okay by now. 😐

How'd it go?

Yeah ? But in doing that in the street ur 1, turning ur bck, 2, momentarily on 1 foot &can he knocked off balance. Leave the fancy stuff fr when there's a ref & rules. In the street fights are not fancy &it's ALWAYS dirty. Be safe out there.God bless

1ellecat23 true man

@@whokilledmercy1497 it's so annoying to see this "advise "bc there's kids watching this who'll try to do it&end up badly hurt. Be safe kids (ppl who pick fights with strangers are usually ppl who either were bullied&want to prove they're tough or they're doing it to show off&fr bragging rights, if you ever watch the dicks who start on strangers they look ridiculous their buddies should record it to show them how stupid they look.)

no no that's how to be a pussy

That's what pussys do

@@weezyfbroly3058 it would turn into a knife or gun fight possibility avoid all fights unless you have to

@@SKBKER that's what people who's gonna live longer than you does...

@@weezyfbroly3058 see the thing is like they said in video even if you do go for the fight the dude might have like 3 other friends then they will all jump you and good luck with that, plus most street fights turn into gun or knife fights so what’s the point of getting into a fight over some dumb quarrel when you can smoke a blunt and get some pussy

It’s good ol Lynard Skynard

I said, “Excuse me”!

Good old Ronnie Van Zant gave us that wonderful song.

Baymond legendary comment

HAHAHAHAHA!! Best episode of any show ever.

Hahahahahaha

@sienna three I here you, I however don't equate socializing with alcohol related events, or relaxation either, as far as that goes. I'll take a Fly Rod on the Hams Fork, and speak in a silent ancient language with a Wiley Trout, for all of the above.

Very very true!

You're so wrong. Alcohol takes away your fear, helps to numb pain, turns average girls into supermodels, and lets your inner a-hole shine through. It's a miracle drug!

@VinylRecordsCareEtc Not correct, sir. I find myself regularly being forced to lay an absolute monstrous beat-down on this big green dinosaur sitting in my living room. Most times he's giving me the "Side Eye" look to provoke me, maybe he'll try to eat one of the cats; other times he just decides to have a go at me like he was a REAL Tyrannosaurus Rex! The strikes & method of attack vary, but the end result is the same: upside down, stuffed halfway into the couch cushions with trying to get his his little arms wrapped around his giant head. Goldblum would agree: Never let your guard down around a dinosaur! They live to fuck you up. :-D Joking aside: ideally, by having developed good situational awareness you can recognize the signs that a situation is deteriorating & leave before shit goes sideways. However, we live in reality, where that isn't always possible. For those cases, paying attention to & understanding a person's body language is important, because most of the time there will be indicators, which if paid attention to, will help you identify when someone's going to attack & be ready for it. Again, that may not always be possible. So here's a tip you don't usually get: Learn to get hit! Sounds crazy, right? It's really not, especially considering the real danger of being caught off guard by the go-to move of every bitch-boy that's ever lived: the sucker punch. A lot of people will tell you "try not to get hit," and it's sound advice except when it doesn't work. So learn to "take a punch" so to speak. Don't go picking fights with random douche bags, cause that's only a good way to get fucked up. We want to avoid that. So, find a friend or someone that you trust, get some basic protective gear & wake up your inner masochist! If you make it a point to learn what it's like to get hit on your own terms before an attack happens, you'll likely have better odds. It's essential that you combine the tool of strike survival with real self defense training. They go hand in hand, of course, just don't overlook the importance of being able to shrug off strikes, when it might be something you don't have much of a choice about. Incorporating it into your development (especially if it's something you've learned before going in) of combatives makes your development a bit smoother & helps with confidence as you grow. Use common sense & again, SOMEONE YOU TRUST if you learn outside of conventional defense classes. It's how I learned: I learned the basic fighter's stance & the mechanics & physics involved with using your body as a weapon. But before getting into striking, I learned how to get struck. I admit, it wasn't that fun at first, but damn if it wasn't every bit as useful as learning how to box was in terms of the fundamental basic skill set which you build upon & expand.

yeah normally people headbutt you straight on, rather than down and up. i was headbutted quite a few times in school, resulting in my nose being crooked now.

Heard that fucked my hand upp

Condition your hands and stick them right in the chin

That’s why if you don’t actually train/compete/fight, you shouldn’t, because your body is literally not adapted. Create micro fractures. Usually by training in Muay Thai, boxing, mma or all three

A clinch and a headbutt also works.

Fuck all you weasley ass bitches!

that was right after he caught the ROMO vibe from homie.

Yeah lots of alpha dog micro aggression going on

@@jetjuicez2516 exactly, he was coming at him harder for grabbing him right before

Could just Elbow so you don't hurt your hand in close

to get a headbutt you need to be very close what if hes walking up to you aggresive and then throws a massive right hand before you even have chance to set up the headbutt lol, this really teaches nothing, coz when you can't do it, ur fucked if this is all you know... Learn a combat sport, not a 1 trick move, you should have good footwork and headmovement, good punching technique/combinations, be able to counter, most people who instigate a street fight dont want to actually fight, they just want to hit you, they have no intention on trading punches, it's why you see so many sucker punches, they just want to knock you out, your plan shouldnt be to wait for them to come up to you and then throw your one trick, theplan should be when they coming from a distance to get in your stance there and then and let them know its on, so you know where you stand, either that or dont get into one at all, if you cant fight, dont bother trying any of this, just walk away or run if you have to, you dont have to take a beat down to be a "man" protect urself first over ur ego, I mean ur ego aint worth shit if you cant fight regardless, taking a beat down isnt much better for ur ego than walking away and if this shit bothers you so much then learn a combat sport, coz if you go in there thinking this 1 trick will work and you get ur ass beat, its ur fault 100%

Ferrous Aradicen Whoa things just escalated 🤣

He said steet not school

Then other guy pulls a gun and calls him friends.

He meant street not a school fight

You're very stupid my friend

That's why I always wear heavy duty triple layer burlap undergarments with authentic Saskatchewan seal skin bindings that wrap around my gentle areas.

the headbutt option or the knee-nut option

ROFL

I love that technique..

You sir would be very popular in prison.

Aha hahaha! That f×%kd me up!!

I’m 62 and never had the opportunity to fight although I’m sure I’d really enjoy it. 😆

@@jammin6816 go to a boxing gym. Its much harder than a street fight haha. If u enjoy it then Good for u!

@Pol Fartin thats a lot man. U must like it haha

Supersnubben ehhh, shirts rip, they can also take them off. I teach people to control them with either there wrist of the back of the neck. Grab someone by the back of there neck pull them down and to you they will loose there footing and you can put your knee through there face.

Thanks Reaper! I actually do have a question. Could you explain tackle defense a bit more. I notice that big dudes who are untrained usually always go for the bear hug or midline tackle in street fights which I have no clue how to defend against. As of now, I assume that I would simply try to sidestep or backstep and fire an uppercut or knee to face, but I imagine in the split second I would have to get the shot perfect. I was taught to sprawl in bjj, but I'm assuming if the dude has 30 pounds on me his momentum would fold me sprawling or not. Any tips? I need to iron this fear out of me 🤣

Good luck

Hycix...hope you dont need it! but if you do, I hope you win :) All the best with your new school

Harith Lyrics thanks

Veil Break thanks

@@hycix705 so did you need it?

That's when you start stabbin motha fuckas left n right home skillet Nah mean? But seriously, after it becomes them and their butt buddies, kill them. You don't know how far 3 drunk dipshits will go, or sober for that matter. Judged by 12 or carried by 6, your choice.

​@@nicksmith6629 Exactly, if 3 or 4 guys team up on you, and you feel isolated, in case you should be empty handed, then quickly grab a useful object you're able to reach, use it with aggressive force (and damage em' as much can) - Many years ago I got life sentence in prison (which only is 16 years in my country). I was member in a MC club back then, and one late night I got a call from a prospect who said that two of our members had seen 4 members from the biggest rival club we were in war with, just had walked into our favorite bar, I said I would be there in 10 minutes, and told the prospect to tell the two brothers to meet me 20 meters from the bar, and make sure the rivals didn't leave. When I arrived the brothers wasn't there, and the street was empty, so I just thought they probably inside and walked into the bar with a screwdriver in my pocket, insideI quickly knew my brothers wasn't there, but the 4 rivals was, they noticed me I already stood less than a half meter from the little table and said "Does any of you fat midgets know, that FAGGOT's ain't welcome here". They seemed pretty stunned, but one of the guys responded "Are you stupid, or do you just have a death wish", I asked "A death wish!" and while he slowly lifted his butt from the chair he said "yeeeeah, a DEATH wish" and was almost up from the chair, when I without warning stabbed him two times targeting his head, the first stab hit his throat and was fatal, the second in his chin, the guy next to him tried to stand as well but pushed hia chair away so I had to jump to be on top of him, it worked and was able to stab him 3 to 4 times in his torso, before I felt another member crawl on my back and tried to pull me away, I kept stabbing anyway. After few seconds I got on my feet with the guy still on my back, I shook him off of me, stabbed him one time, and left the bar... 2 Died, 1 mature injuried... 1 Escaped the scene, his identity is still unknown today!

Kovngs Jr wtf r u even saying just shut up and go get ur ass beat bitch

Coronalicious Roflolmao it’s a thing you wouldn’t understand and btw if I fight you you would’ve lost.

@@sgnvok866 what if we don't have a stand😥

Coldblooded Code just throw punches rapidly and should work lol

Shit the fuck up please shut the fuck up