Yes

HAHA

Spas-12 Is Good

+AUDRiUX! Its a combat shotgun

+Maximus Söderberg it's an English pub

I actually have one in my house xD

Boss McGee me too. And a have an minigun that shoots bullets that are on fire!

Boss McGee But is it a replica or something so it would break?

I have 2 xD

I've got a recurve bow( 12ish arrows), sa moire sword , 2 pocket knifes , a tomohawk ( shed) , axe, shot gun and and a air rifle

I know right

Galzandar not really

hahaha..I think they've gotten used to it.

Justin Castillo it's ok he's Aussie like me. You see all sorts of weird stuff here

a terrorist attack

TimeWarpTv wtf is this guys deal lol

Lol I just commented that then seen it

they can't get in after the scream is amazing.

It's Australia of course they can't get a real one

This is hilarious

ikr

omg

Lol 😆

yes Thay did. don't forget Thay also said you should eat shit

Logan Campbell yes your very own shit from your body

Sam McGarry right

Hahha 2 virgins making toy car

Eat shit and play games I already do that I'll live

Steve S And leave so much power going? Nope. Gotta be energy efficient.

Steve S Fair enough, but then I'd still worry about the heat escaping.

It's not full cold everywhere and it doesn't snow everywhere. While in Canada, wich fall tons of snow, having a car may be hard for the road because there aint gonna be more worker to get all that snow off, so you'll need much more Equipement, and maybe a tracked vehicule, no need to be a tank, just a vehicule with tracks

Winter in Australia is pretty mild you might have a few days when it's cold but overall it's mild.

ciiriice its fucking Australia

Everything is legal when there are no cops around

That is my question is it street legal

Where im from absolutely... at least an armored car is... also thats hardly a armored car and thats obviously a nerf shotgun spray painted

ive done so much to my truck that the cops want to know whats next

@@harmless360 oh no shit

+Wudever yoosay What if some of the zombies have memberships?

+Wudever yoosay The last place you want to be if a bio warfare brakes out is in a populated place, malls/shopping centers, grocery, community centers, any pubic gathering area, "DO NOT GO TO A HOSPITAL" head north, because everyone else in the world is going to be heading south to expect to survive long enough to use the warm weather to live or grow food (they wont). stay away from main roads for the first few weeks to months, keep to any bush or forrest cover, it will protect you from the undead and the alive looking to take what you have. you will also have a higher chance of finding water or food there. and "ALWAYS REMEMBER OUT OF EVERY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD,ONLY FISH AND DOGS, cannot get infected by HUMAN desease

whizla1 Go to Greenland. They never get infected.

Yes, whizla1, because I was seriously suggesting that zombies would care about memberships. My mistake. When it "brakes" out, I'll be sure to call you up for help. Or cannon fodder, not sure which.I avoid pubic gathering areas as a rule, anyway.

+Wudever yoosay alright you go there, now i know where to find a corpse to loot some free supplies :D

right?

Science.

but... he's a zombie expert... he KNOWS.

+spratsprat I hate people who say the world is going to end, global warming, world war three, nukes going off in NYC. I mean they haven't happened yet so never bother thinking about it. Ever. You might as well not bother worrying about anything happening in the future when it hasn't happened yet! And how do you know zombies haven't existed, somewhere, some time, some other world? Are you God?

+spratsprat I hate when people say "I hate it when people say "zombies do this" when zombies haven't existed." when there's plenty of fucking lore.

Ikr

His neighbors were probably going ''Ah, what a lovely morn- OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING THIS TIME?''

I would shit my self if I saw that crazy man who says x box games will save u

Eren Jaeger you're damn right

lel, so true

Eren Jaeger Except real katanas won't break.

Digital good luck finding one amongst all the fakes

Eren Jaeger You won't. Unless you have bought one directly from Japan from the person who made it.

+alan molloy i noticed it to haha

I think so

+alan molloy It's Australia, they have strict gun laws.

cmb271 i know im just pointing it out for fun lol

+alan molloy We can get double barrells here, obviously they just dont have one aha si=

yeah they should've made it so you can open an close the hatch

+Kanadel Man That's what I was thinking

+Kanadel Man yeah, it's better then driving around in a car with a massive gap in the roof...

And shotgun isn't the best . You have to get like a minigun or a lmg that reloads fast

True

Quality👌

Put a sircularthick metal plate on each of the wheels so it covers the intire front of the wheel, face of the tires and all

+YourUncleSteve your tottaly right zombies would be your 2nd problem your first would be other survivors and your friends turning on you. but it is nearly impossible for a human to schoot out the tires in real life that is purely a gaming thing

+YourUncleSteve Saying video games teach you about survival is like saying masturbation teaches you anatomy.

+digijunk95 Then just knife the tires,it's pretty easy....

It's a toy

Insanity Moto well no shit but who would know that

Insanity Moto I guess you lost your brain too soon because it has no orange tip on it meaning that people would think its real.

Scorpion9038 You can easily take it off or spraypaint over it which IS legal in most places, as long as you don't ship it like that. Also, it could be a replica BB gun that takes metal BBs so it doesn't have an orange tip. Please don't pretend like you're some expert on something by trying to prove someone wrong, if you don't have your facts strait.

Karn Kid MTG It still doesn't change anything because they would still thinks it is real, so who is the expert?

I think the "aauughauaggahiagh, they can't get in" is the best to be honest

+RedMexican Don't think stealth will matter in a zombie apocalypse

So the zombies have magical powers that can sense people?

RedMexican Hypothetically, zombies have a heightened sense of smell with an adequate sense of sight and sound. So, if you're driving a car, it won't matter how stealthy you try to be. They're going to hear your cars engine and the sound of the tires along the road. If you'd ever seen a zombie movie or played a zombie themed video game, you wouldn't be making that comment.

Raging Gamer But my point is why paint the car black? your just adding more time for nothing that you could spend doing more important things... and so what makes the zombies all of a sudden have worse eyesight and better smell?

Umm are u telling me theres a stealthy colour for driving down a road in the daylight? Its not like hes gunna be creeping around a forest.....

and how do you know that... :·3

xXKingasXx so... it's your mind that make you swim ?

xXKingasXx what if there's a zombie fish?

why am I here? I don't think there would be a zombie fish.

xXKingasXx whoaaaa a badassss!

Over 9000 outbreaks to be prcice.

yes, that's very prcice

Not to mention that your putting all that armor and crap on your car, but your not doing anything about the weight. All that weight will slow you down real bad if your not installing stronger shocks and springs, I also will not recommend those tires. I would suggest off-road tires so you can go all terrain. I would also recommend a Jeep and not a Nissan Pathfinder just because of a Jeep's reliability.

Also not to mention that you have the most basic idea of preparing a car for an apocalypse. You can't just armor up your car and roll out, you need to plan for other factors than just combat. Also if your talking about a car you would need weapons that are suited for close spaces and a katana is a long range weapon. At least talk about a coach gun or a pistol, not the most useless and stereotypical apocalypse weapons and tips so you can spew back information that all survival noobs try to spew out on their own. Tell them ACTUAL survival information, not myths about survival. No books can prepare you for a tragedy that never happened before, tell them how to do basic survival and not typical Bear Grylls "drink your own urine" and "Eat Shit to survive" because that is actually detrimental to your health and could kill you! You say "use your brain, but all the survival info you gave is utter nonsense. Read an actual survival guide, not "Survival for (real life) Dummies (that will believe anything that's told them)."

nah get toyota B-)

Paul: false economy. I told you....

toxic tabby *tips fedora* that was brilliant

*+Studio 13* Whitey(Flushed-Away): I saw an opportunity, and I seized it...

"like totally"

His wording was unfortunate. The sword you buy will inevitably be a replica, but it must be the full-tang, high-carbon steel variety.

Your right dude

The big f*cking metal grate in the way

I'd rather have armour than a clean sight

THEG4MER666 so you're saying that you'd rather not have armor and windshields, what if it's raining and you drive off a cliff ?

OffbeatGnat 3217 no I'm saying the armour is a better choice than wipers

Who cares what u care is live

+WilliamXtreme well said mate... Well said

What they could do is make a hatch with the ability to open and close it.

But what about the windows they took out?

+Kaoru Blackstone lol basically a sun roof

hell no fuck them lmao i would never let them bite me gtfo

I would let them bitė me;( FOR THE HUMANITY !

Zombie bites me >> got my blood = blood is the cure. I prefer to give the example of my blood to a scientist and let em develop it to a massive cure than to give free bites to zombies 😊

Annisa Syifa wow cute and smart. i like that.

That be cool but that would hurt alot

Only two bullets in the two barrels is a disadvantage. but low range? Come on! Do you know anythign about guns? Load that baby with slugs, and you can hit a man sized target from over 300 meters!

^ anyone who has used a gun....knows this stop playing minecraft and cod

you play wayy too many video games dude.

***** Wow, what a clever and well thought out argument.

So first you say how stupid you think it is that people know what to do, and then you correct them? hmmm... isn't that the same thing? :)

#black ops ppsh

Erm...what?

AA12

lol

shaily dre Serrano yes true the aa12 is great for the z apocalypse

Omg so true

ELZ-LorenzoCoolWolf -Critical Ops-Gaming- glad someone knows what i mean xD i see movies with zombies, i see ppl forget the door handle and get overwelmed, then asking themselves how it happend xD

V4YGR3 yeah xD the zombies open the door and the face of the survivors are so funny!! They knew they screwed up when they forgot to lock the door😂😂

ELZ-LorenzoCoolWolf -Critical Ops-Gaming- xD indeedz. then everything goes to hell.. person: ''oh my god! what happend!!'' person2: ''they opend the door of the car!'' person 3/4/5:'' OH MY GOD THEY GET SMARTER!!!'' person 6: ''goddamn i told you to block the doorhandles.. but noooo i was crazy!''

V4YGR3 lol

Fr mine too

Or you can just drop them on the zombies head and there wil be no more zombie

+Dray Pascoe Yeah dude, noticed that a while ago. Thought it was funny..

Dray Games that's what happens when your country gets cucked and bans guns

Then you will eat another survivors shit, when you bite through their large intestine and some goes back up

deal with it gaming No, I'll be dead lmao The zombie will use my body to eat that shit lmao But then again, I'll survive till the end :P

the smart thing before eating your own shit is to eat your teammate, 😂

+Jamie Fedele fuck that im not gonna be a canable

+The Creationman id probably commite canabulism insted of eating shit

That's what I was wondering XD And although their guns were fake I'm surprised they didn't get in shit for having them out and pointing them at things.

They probably told the police they were just driving and making a film nothing wrong their

Skunkoon98241 Just show's how much of a police state places like Australia and the UK is

WOW did the full worlds army get run of by zombies?

Hey you can buy a Scorpion tank for about £10k. Not too bad really.

The whole video

6. If you find a Planet. Run out of; Food, Water and Air then Die _

Displaced Jonesable he will tAKE all the food form nasa ;)

Skirmantas Strasinskas And that reverts me back to my last point: 6. If you find a Planet. Run out of; Food, Water and Air then Die

hah you're down fist when "they" come :D

pascal Z there could be some weird infection or something like that be prepared for the unexpected ;)

pascal Z Actually... There was a Virus that some Germans created back in WW2 that they did test on some Jewish People that turned them mad and insane and they went on a rampage and started to lose their minds but then they were killed not long after... The Germans did record that just so you know. I'm not saying they aren't real, I'm just saying that they did some test that are similar to what you would call a zombie.

They bought it specially for this video. Probably paid a couple hundred bucks.

desolatetree now they just wasted money

Ender Craft You would think so but off of this one video, they may have made a couple thousand dollars. You can get a lot of money off doing stupid stuff on this site. Haha!

desolatetree it's just a joke

Ender Craft Not that funny when you have to explain it.

Seriously? XD

That dude with the camera thingy BuzzBee, actually.

Zane Fasel Duh

Nexon bruh. Best game ever...

+KaTsuDON™ Ingress will be a ton of fun when there are zombies everywhere.

PepperandSalt4 I was kidding... cod is shit.

KaTsuDON™ COD is shit.. do you not know what Ingress is?

PepperandSalt4 Nope. Don't really care either. Just gonna mute chat now lmao

Not even a drill

Not even a nerf

You won’t last long

How big is your head? You might want to see a doc.

congratulations on being 12, this is the edgiest comment on KZfaq

+StueyTheNoob ... your Name speaks for itself

😂😂😂

+Noah Rule best start getting your weapons and shotguns ready then lol

their*

That's what I thought when I heard black ops I lmfao

Survives zombies in a zombie apocalypse, deaded by e-coli food poisoning.

Are you to fucked or what? The whole thing is a joke Geez, you need common sense to realise that, everyone else knows it's a joke, it's MCM they do practical jokes and shit, and most of all, you both seriously need to get some fucking brain coz I think it's been taken by zombies dumb fucks

+Alex Brewer silencers make guns a tiny bit quieter. You have clearly been watching too many movies.

+deal with it gaming What in the hell do snowplows have to do with cod

snow plow seems like a good idea surpressors don't do much best one I have is for my 22 and I made it but it's still pretty loud I use subsonic ammo and a oil filter as the surpressor and that has worked alot better than a regular surpressor

+Lolpanda40 you can make a decent supressor out of a simpla flashlight shh..

+adam kimmⓋ 300 AAC Blackout and suppressor combo usually are quiet enough to be shot without protection so it's probably quiet enough to be safe against zambinies.

Lily Hardy lol

When you have a cousin in the army it is

Zombie apocalypse I think family comes before military 😬

okay check list: armored car. MK19 machinegun grenade launcher ammo good driver good marksman WHERE TO FIND THIS STUFF? in your grarage?

Uh minus the machine gun? Yea pretty much got a .22 pistol .22 rifle, .308 rifle, 9mm and a 20 gauge shotgun

So find basically someone that has access to a military base and its weaponry, vehicles and supplies

It's a joke man, take it

Nico Lay nah mate it's a course at uni...

Royal_Gaming damn man I love walking dead game so much mostly clementine parts!! ✨🙏👌 imagine if some day z breakout would be real that would be lit

samurai swords the real ones don't get dull as fast

@sasuke resengan actually the steel on your average katana is hardened to around 60-62 hrc. A high end folding knife is harder and still will dull after an hour of cutting cardboard. When you cut through bone it dulls the edge much faster than cardboard. So no they can't cut through hundreds. More like 5-10. Also it doesn't matter how sharp it is once it dulls your fucked. And if you don't know how to put a wicked edge on your sword your fucked. Also the hardness of the steel makes it harder to sharpen and also more brittle. Unlike a machete that is softer and easier to sharpen and is more flexible and less prone to chipping or snapping than a katana.

I might. Not be right about the katna but I think a smaruri sword will be good and I mean a real one

sasuke rasengan Real katanas actually suck. Japan is very isolated and has bad natural steel, thus the folding and extreme sharpening. Europeans didn't go through that as the swords could still be better than the katanas without it.

Who ever said japan steel suck is a idiot Japanese steel is a very strong metal and take a while to get dull

Put spikes and metal on the tires.

the red bandana is a MUST in times of zombies.

Rajbir Dhadda He was just joking FFS...

Rajbir Dhadda Then why are you so serious? This whole video is meant to be a joke.

Technically a hatch, so it'd have a door. Bit different to just a "hole"

William Bruce A land rover? You mean some of the most unreliable and delicate vehicles ever?

and you can beat it up like a tank (check out Top Gear's video on it, it's crazy!)

Why not get a turbo powered deuce with the special tires that don't need air, it has tons of space, it's fast, it's bomb missile and bullet proof and it can go anywhere. My uncle rode in one in Afghanistan he said that they ran over land mimes and tons of C-4 and the detonation did nothing to the truck they just kept going like it was nothing

Anthony Chiarini Because fuel efficiency and ease of accessibility, I'd assume. Not to mention the uselessness of much of that since you're dealing with bags of rotting flesh lumbering/running toward you instead of IED-laying guerilla fighters. Your approach was pretty well disputed in Max Brooks' World War Z (specifically the account of the battle of Yonkers)

my logic is to do exactly what they did in the video with the metal grill on the back window so they cant get through, but like they said you might need to shoot, so if the window rolls down in the back then you can shoot through the small holes in the mesh still, then just roll the window back up.

If a zombie apocolypse ever happens, I'll let a zombie bite my hand and just sit around somewhere safe and wait to change....

I've always wanted to be one of the undead. Wanna see how the Otha Half live, y'know? And who knows, maybe I'll have a rare immunity, like Alice, Weser, or murphy. Just gotta take chances once in a while.

*+kasper* plus, I'm not a sackless pussie...

toxic tabby Murphy? Zombie Nation?

Kinda, yeah....

Is England what did you expect?

+Jessika Colmenares lol

+Jessika Colmenares Australia actually we have different accents to the aussies

Me cause I need to get some toilet paper

Hassan's World XD

Get on the top of the car and just take care on business