How weak the FE7 late game enemies are

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Scarf

10 ай бұрын

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@forsetimaster0689 10 ай бұрын

And meanwhile in Mystery of the Emblem you fight promoted Dracoknights as early as Chapter 2. Thanks, Fire Emblem.

@grey-c8138 10 ай бұрын

Promoted dracoknights with fucking 10 movement in a map full of forests preventing your escape, FE3 was ruthless sometimes

@forsetimaster0689 10 ай бұрын

@@grey-c8138 Trust me, I know. I'm playing Book 2 right now and some of the maps they throw at you are just cruel.

@matiastorres2553 10 ай бұрын

and with silver axes xD

@marcalcantara1174 10 ай бұрын

Skill issue, should have gotten to level 20 by then smh

@Falkion2040 10 ай бұрын

Dracoknights with 14 defense might I add. And your only hope of defeating them........ 2 archers with worse movement penalties than armor knights!

@lagspike7763 10 ай бұрын

This is the same cav that killed marcus in scarf’s speedrun

@FEScarf 10 ай бұрын

ahh well you know, gotta throw him a bone every now and then

@MuramanaDubs 10 ай бұрын

@@FEScarfyou had to let him cook

@TheErector 10 ай бұрын

"No cap." Literally no stats capped.

@Conan_the_Based 10 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, in Thracia 776 Chapter 2x *Promoted Warrior steps out from the fog of war*

@DrunkedOwly 5 ай бұрын

*galzus appears with killing intent*

@shellythebutler 5 ай бұрын

Don't even need that, the boss of Chapter 2 itself was a Warrior, although I suppose just stumbling onto a regular promoted enemy with the fog is kinda worse

@SweaterPuppys 10 ай бұрын

FE7 being my first game I genuinely believed that I was just a baller at the game unaware that FE7 enemies are just imaginary

@Garvant_ 7 ай бұрын

"Imaginary" is so funny to me 💀

@chrosairs7057 5 ай бұрын

Hey it was a good ego booster

@Supreyo 10 ай бұрын

Gotta love how Sonia, Limstella and Denning are all threatening morphs, and rather than make more of those Nergal decided on 100s of generics to defend the gate

@connormcnulty6377 10 ай бұрын

It’s the Hades problem. He has a lot of souls, but can only revive gods every couple chapters. Monoeyes that barely pose a threat? Yeah stick them everywhere.

@FrNSICs 10 ай бұрын

i mean it costs more quintessence to make powerful/competent morphs, you can see how with denning nergal was really rushing towards the end of the game

@GKplus8 10 ай бұрын

@@connormcnulty6377 Uprising mentioned.

@connormcnulty6377 10 ай бұрын

@@GKplus8 Turns out with my limited knowledge on the subject, I was absolutely right. You need more quintessence to bring back important people.

@Koppu1doragon 10 ай бұрын

@@connormcnulty6377 Drown them in so many level one unpromoted units that all their weapons break trying to break through.

@Khrene 10 ай бұрын

"Shit, weak and bitch? Pick a struggle." 🤣🤣🤣

@yoankyun4394 10 ай бұрын

The crit just assuring they won't even waste 10 uses on the hand axe

@dmas7749 Ай бұрын

...9 hand axe uses

@hank2815 10 ай бұрын

“Fuck that! Our lives are worth more than mere uses on a hand axe!” “Ha! Now we both know THAT’S not true! We’re just morphs, we don’t even HAVE lives!” “…That’s a good point actually sir.”

@Padrig91 10 ай бұрын

That cav can only do 8 damage while unable to double Oswin with his base stats

@lilaemblem6014 10 ай бұрын

Honestly, with the number of times I rewatched this video in the span of 2 days, I'm completely convinced that Scarf should do the dialogue in some romhack project.

@ivanbluecool 10 ай бұрын

Grimeal: grima our god who we just found out is real. What is your task? Grima:ride on my back and beat up anyone that looks like me. Grimeal:oh...... couldn't you just...... spin in the air? Grima:no i dont want to hurt my wings. Oh and my other me has a little version of him who's even stronger good luck.

@KopperNeoman 10 ай бұрын

"There's also this one chick from another timeline, no not Lucina the one calling herself Reflet."

@auraguard0212 10 ай бұрын

I am confused.

@elbromas221 2 ай бұрын

"Oh there is this little shy girl with a bow called Noire, she's not much of a threat I think" Noire: **Screams in Vengeance at 1 hp and one shots everyone while yelling at them**

@jacobkim9075 10 ай бұрын

FE6 Endgame: War dragons: Why do you get to boss me around? Jahn: Unlike you mass-produced mooks, I'm a real dragon so I have 4 more HP than the rest of you. Now use your soft fleshy bodies to block the stairs while I exposition dump for half an hour.

@maltheopia 10 ай бұрын

My headcanon is that Jahn was a surviving war dragon who managed to convince himself that he's a real dragon. Which is why he's only barely stronger than the fodder.

@mobgabriel1767 3 ай бұрын

Idunn is the person who told the original hoje(FE6 endgame War dragons) Nergal is the Guy who told like half of the joke but he Said It louder and people somehow still found It funny(FE7 endgame morphs)

@butteredsalmonella 2 ай бұрын

@@maltheopiaWe already have a character like that in Elibe her name is Sonia lmao

@salem1451 10 ай бұрын

Meanwhile in Thracia ch23: "Alright men charge at this man!" "Are you sure about this captain? I'm pretty sure that Ced guy wiped out an entire legion of Thracian dracoknights" "Are you wimping out on me?" "Sir I have a battle axe and a hammer. I'm not going to fucking hit his 90 avoid lookin' ass! Also I'm pretty sure he has enough power to vaporize the final boss"

@Conan_the_Based 10 ай бұрын

Random Wyvern Knight with a portrait in Chapter 10 says "Hello!"

@justaguy2182 10 ай бұрын

Meanwhile in Thracia: So we heard you guys like escape maps! Leif: I wanna saw my own arm off.

@dariogonzalez8989 8 ай бұрын

The Fear & Hunger dungeon is over there, Leif.

@neog8029 10 ай бұрын

These cavs throwing out hotter burns than the unpromoted mages being weighed down by Elfire

@yamisean3298 10 ай бұрын

They had to make Nino usable somehow

@IncomingNumbers 10 ай бұрын

My man was willing to "Talk" but no one was willing to "Listen"

@polyman6859 10 ай бұрын

1:18 "pick a struggle" is crazy lmao

@ghosthuntermike2592 10 ай бұрын

0:46 That is such a good line. Nice writing, Scarf.

@tiffyfemboy 5 ай бұрын

*I mean, it does require ALOT more quintessence to create stronger morphs, so he just summoned like 200 of them, and the stronger ones he put to guard inside the dragon's gate.*

@PinClockFuntime 13 күн бұрын

The weak units here are absolutely deliberate from a story perspective but it is pretty funny.

@HolyAarom 10 ай бұрын

"We're here to wreck your exp rank"

@glassofmilk9489 10 ай бұрын

This is something that kinda bother me in the late game of a lot of FE titles. Despite your army approaching level 20 promoted they still insist on throwing at you weak unpromoted enemies that barely deal damage and die easily.

@DevilSlayr 10 ай бұрын

It's an unfortunate safety measure in case a 5 year old is playing and there army consists of mid to late game unpromoted units because all of their early game units died and there's no way to win otherwise. The old FE games we're handheld games meant to be played by kids and pre teens and as such were made to be as easy as possible.

@2tehnik 10 ай бұрын

What the other person said is true. But if you have units that are level 20 promoted, or no less have most of your army close to that in fe7, I think it just means you grind a lot.

@enymetouche2558 10 ай бұрын

@@DevilSlayr Since when was the SNES and the NES handheld?

@santiagobenega25 10 ай бұрын

@@enymetouche2558I think it refers to games from FE 7 onwards (except for Mystery, which came out only in Japan), since when they came out of the West, the games became easier for them to reach a more casual audience. The Japanese version of FE 7 is much more difficult than the American one, and it happens with other versions too, which later started to add modes like maniac to compensate for the needs of more hardcore players.

@DevilSlayr 10 ай бұрын

@@enymetouche2558 your right it slipped my mind that the OG games were on consoles, still it doesn't change my main point FE games up until Fates were made to be kids games.

@goncalocarneiro3043 10 ай бұрын

I was always a proponent of green lives matter... But just this once... Red lives matter too.

@jacewarbeck9684 10 ай бұрын

Or as Excelblem would say: No lives matter. 8 Generations of generics getting one last white shirt and a box.

@JustCrazyDK 10 ай бұрын

Dudes, those stats were just as God intended. As he made them like 5 minutes ago to be cannonfodder.

@isaacsteele7986 10 ай бұрын

This is one of the funniest FE videos I have seen. Subbed!

@goukeban6197 5 ай бұрын

"Week and a bitch, pick a struggle" lol

@thesuntitan 10 ай бұрын

I once let Marcus solo Cog of Destiny just to see if he could

@UnknownUsername-hm3ir Ай бұрын

Curious how did that go?

@thesuntitan Ай бұрын

@@UnknownUsername-hm3ir Pretty much just like you would expect, a lot of sitting on defensive tiles with Hand Axes.

@Benjamin-dw7rp 10 ай бұрын

Lmao this was funny as hell Dude didn't even die to drain a legendary weapon's durability

@albegade 10 ай бұрын

this may be the best FE7 content to date.

@MemeMuseum23 10 ай бұрын

Shout out to the Druids in chapter 17 of fe8. Go check their stats if you want a good laugh

@johan662 10 ай бұрын

Lol! You this is hilarious My FE friends are gonna be rolling when I show them this Good work man. Not enough gameplay accurate satire from people that know how to play the games.

@idiealittleinside8293 10 ай бұрын

Make that 9 hand axe uses😂

@ivanbluecool 10 ай бұрын

In Ike's game. Every evemy is fodder to him

@LoudWaffle 10 ай бұрын

You mean Micaiah's game :)

@ness6099 10 ай бұрын

You both mean Jill and Titania’s games

@SleepyBrady 10 ай бұрын

@@LoudWaffleNo Micaiah melts the moment anyone looks at her. Ike is playing on easy mode, Micaiah is praying to Yune she doesn't get one shot

@LoudWaffle 10 ай бұрын

@@SleepyBrady Yeah we're talking about Ike, but it's in Micaiah's game that he's a strong unit.

@maximeminassian6002 10 ай бұрын

Have we played the same Path of Radiance ? Ike is so bad at base he struggles to double and isn’t even that tanky.

@Garvant_ 10 ай бұрын

Dude this dialogue is fire 😂

@2tehnik 10 ай бұрын

I'm a lot more bothered by the fact that morphs wouldn't canonically talk like this than I should be.

@FEScarf 10 ай бұрын

don't worry, human enemies wouldn't canonically talk like this either. that's because i wrote the script and not the game developers :D

@aleksrbk 10 ай бұрын

Here is your 400 like. Thanks for being a true meemster.

@DarthFhenix55 10 ай бұрын

This wouldn't be that bad if they were fighting Lynn.

@gravity8120 Ай бұрын

*Hector:* "On the one hand (axe), yeah this division would take up 10 uses of my hand axe alone... But on the other hand (axe), what if I just, crit?"

@TotallyCluelessGamer 4 ай бұрын

That is one an interesting Hector stat spread there. I do love the sudden increase in enemy strength after this map though. Its funny how we go from basically no promoted enemies so almost exclusively promoted enemies and minibosses.

@evanherynk5863 10 ай бұрын

Hilarious man! Awesome job on this!

@MrMarket1987 10 ай бұрын

They serve a higher purpose unbeknownst to them. To feed Nino. o3o

@flyinyoku3543 10 ай бұрын

No cap definitely does not apply to Shadow Dragon Hard 5

@chrislapeyre1216 6 ай бұрын

This is your best vid

@employer2659 10 ай бұрын

Cog of destiny valkryies want a word

@Corncake1337 10 ай бұрын

Best fire emblem youtuber

@edengarcia728 10 ай бұрын

The most relatable moment of FE7

@seizalez8096 10 ай бұрын

i mean, maybe they can uh, yea.

@MrBoooooring 10 ай бұрын

That was truly amazing 😂

@shadownite3378 10 ай бұрын

Meanwhile cog of destiny on hhm completely flips that on its head. Most of the enemies actually pose a threat as so many of em are promoted valkyries with like insane amounts of speed and magic all while having to deal with like siege tomes and status staves like berserk, silence, and sleep. Fun times I tell ya

@darklordumbreon 10 ай бұрын

Meanwhile there's a similar Convo with some bandits in skirmishes in fire emblem fates, 3 houses and engage going on

@lukewarmmilk6499 7 ай бұрын

this is fucking hilarious, fe7 enemies are just built inferior like that

@AbesOnAPlaneFilms 10 ай бұрын

Quality VA

@DoktorVicTim 10 ай бұрын

Well to be fair they're actually morphs.

@GMKGoji01 22 күн бұрын

I don’t remember this conversation in FE7.😂

@char1194 10 ай бұрын

Yo this is good content

@mihaimercenarul7467 10 ай бұрын

unlike your comment

@Uexo910 2 ай бұрын

that's gold

@OtakuPursuit 10 ай бұрын

11 strength 😩

@quentinleboucher1224 5 ай бұрын

then died in 1 use of hand axe

@Crimson-Hat Ай бұрын

Can these mass produced morphs even able to talk? Denning could only say one sentence. ...When you think about it Nergal invented the 1st telephone.

@user-by6zu6kh2r 9 ай бұрын

Binding Blade sacrificed good lords for better enemy units.

@kevinsaga3525 3 ай бұрын

And thats just hector mode in eliwood mode its takes chapter 19 for the soldiers to not have most 0 stats

@raynmanshorts9275 8 ай бұрын

To be fair, they're Remnants, so they're meant to be expendable.

@jonathantifone8001 Ай бұрын

Poor Eliwood, treated like a ghost in his own game because of HHM.

@jouheikisaragi6075 26 күн бұрын

Poor Eliwood, reduced to "The Roy at Home"

@ZirexNorcruin 10 ай бұрын

so your SoV stream was an excuse to get these generic enemies sprites

@johnwise9811 10 ай бұрын

Lmao

@sparkleprizm199 5 ай бұрын

lol

@KyvannShrike 6 ай бұрын

Will probably use two charges right? Gets crit anyway.

@inconemay1441 4 ай бұрын

And the strongest of fe7 still lose to Nergal and the nameless generic fire dragon.

@mr1sign925 6 ай бұрын

these people aren't even real

@cordeliafrey9950 10 ай бұрын

Who are the voice actors?

@Jotari 10 ай бұрын

These guys should be Morphs though, who, like, don't have a personality.

@KopperNeoman 10 ай бұрын

Every party needs a pooper and that's why they invited you. Party poooperrrrr... party poooperrrrr...

@FrNSICs 10 ай бұрын

i was going to comment the same thing but with the nerd emoji, so thank you for taking my burden

@Jotari 10 ай бұрын

@@KopperNeoman :(

@NotRealAkira 10 ай бұрын

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@implord4197 10 ай бұрын

@@JotariPeople like you are the reason nobody likes having fun anymore.

@bayzul7405 10 ай бұрын

Red units don't make good tacticians

@crystalarm0r 3 ай бұрын

so bad its good

@SethJV 10 ай бұрын

Doesn't really work when FE7 late game enemies aren't humans but we get it ;D

@FEScarf 10 ай бұрын

🤓👆

@jacewarbeck9684 10 ай бұрын

Yeah but they THINK they're humans. No need to be racist to morphs buddy.

@MisterSpeedStacking 10 ай бұрын

players being able to sense a genuine improvement and rise of the army's combat proficiency as opposed to enemy vs army dynamic always staying the same... le bad?