He was on the ground 43% on the time? So he was literally flying!?!
@Vsauce2 ай бұрын
Yep! He spent most of the race in ballistic flight.
@Memer-boiiiiiii2 ай бұрын
So... hes a god?
@theemraldwolf58742 ай бұрын
@Vsauce Thats incredible vsauce!
@INFERNUM952 ай бұрын
@@Vsauce Micheal please don't chase me with your 4 limbs
@its.arjun.s2 ай бұрын
You can say... He's like a bolt
@mamushiki73972 ай бұрын
Imagine hearing the gun go off and some dude starts bear crawling faster than you can full sprint 😭
@Banana_Jesus_2 ай бұрын
Skin crawler
@MSpencer19982 ай бұрын
They do start on all fours, anyway. It should actually be a slight timesaver to not have to stand up before you can accelerate.
@nou89532 ай бұрын
@@MSpencer1998starting on a racing block like that is for performance, starting standing is vastly inferior so it's not about saving time standing. Moving from a stop to a sprint is much different than maintaining a sprint, it requires much more leveraging of force to initially accelerate hence why it's more efficient at the start to use 4 contact points even though it'a more efficient to run the rest of the race upright.
@MSpencer19982 ай бұрын
@@nou8953 My guy, it was a joke.
@uqlymf2 ай бұрын
imagine him chasing you at night time
@dots17102 ай бұрын
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. How fast can you run...?" *gets down on all fours
@imcasualjimm2 ай бұрын
This is actually amazing
@flyingpiggie9792 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahaha Actually laughed. S tier comment. Deeply disturbing image.
@noamspector42702 ай бұрын
*breaks sound barrier*
@underpussy_2 ай бұрын
:3
@cyber33712 ай бұрын
Not fast enough 😈😈
@𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓭22 күн бұрын
Can't wait for "freestyle running" to become an olympic sport
@Ban_Anims18 күн бұрын
wtf is freestyle running 😭
@joshs557718 күн бұрын
@@Ban_AnimsI imagine the comparison is to freestyle swimming. Technically the swimming freestyle races allow any stroke type to be used it’s just that the front stroke is the fastest and so is the default for freestyle. In a world where quadruped running is common you could have two separate running categories: biped and freestyle
@Faded_Fragger17 күн бұрын
That's some attack on titan shit
@devOnHoliday17 күн бұрын
Naruto running
@brenzikmohaa16 күн бұрын
The current style IS freestyle running. They've never mentioned in rules that you're supposed to run a particular way.
@bigrat75172 ай бұрын
Can you imagine hearing someone say “That man is running with my purse!” and you see a guy running on all 4s with the purse inside his mouth like some kind of dog.
@retunsus-hp1uh2 ай бұрын
what a beautiful world we live in
@telmobrito5192 ай бұрын
@@user-vc6ly1oq3h Bro you are obsessed, you should take a break from internet.
@josephcooper1712 ай бұрын
@@user-vc6ly1oq3h amen
@prifmirus85432 ай бұрын
@@user-vc6ly1oq3hto have a KZfaq account you must be 13+ you are too young to have one
@Manhackarcadeisfun2 ай бұрын
@@user-vc6ly1oq3hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAH WOW SO EDGY YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CONTROVERSIAL EPIC BAKA SO SKIBIDI
@Frankie_and_fwoggie9 күн бұрын
The therians that walk on all 4s just took a massive W
@mynameiskaleeya86714 күн бұрын
that's what I was thinking 😭😭
@greggkunkel66223 күн бұрын
😂
@Shizzledee3 күн бұрын
Yeah 😭🦊
@Lem0n.2406Күн бұрын
We told yall it’s a sport 😭😭
@oreoloki887214 сағат бұрын
Appreciate the correct 😊word usage
@potato_wolf9911 күн бұрын
As part quadrobics community I think that many of us would actually be really interested in quadrobics being an official Olympic sport. I personally would for sure be invested
@Rebrian10 күн бұрын
Im a therian+ quadrobist😋❤
@potato_wolf9910 күн бұрын
@@Rebrian glad too see other fellow therian and quadrobist!! :]
@lavetissene3399 күн бұрын
Autism is not a sport
@ImNot8 күн бұрын
😦
@ARandomCatProfilePicture7 күн бұрын
SAMEE
@X-3K2 ай бұрын
didn't know running up the stairs as a kid would train me for the olympics
@rykson1612 ай бұрын
Now they will surely claim that man came from monkeys
@aSohpi2 ай бұрын
@@rykson161are you really trying to deny the f****** theory of evolution?
@ratboygirl2 ай бұрын
@@rykson161we did edit cuz youtube isn't letting me reply: @ el_racista (sick name) we share a common ancestors with current day apes, but yes fish were some of the first tangible beings of life and we descended from them too!
@koyokokura91402 ай бұрын
stairs dash is actually quite decent way to train for sprints even in adult. maybe even better if you also use ur hands.
@generalgrievous66482 ай бұрын
@@ratboygirl we did not evolve from monkeys. Monkeys/apes and humans evolved from common ancestors.
@papermind40102 ай бұрын
I love the uncut “okay I’m done *hits the record button*” at the end
@Lucia-io3dn2 ай бұрын
we're all tired 😩🥺
@originalname13372 ай бұрын
The opposite of a "millennial pause"?
@mirukusheki2 ай бұрын
@@originalname1337 That IS the millenial pause
@hsvr2 ай бұрын
When did he do that? I didn’t watch the video
@ProjectEurobeat2 ай бұрын
@@hsvr Maybe watching it would be a good idea
@gamerzarea908412 күн бұрын
His expression at the end - 'ok its enough shit for today.'
@SwapnilSoniАй бұрын
"Look at this hilarious technique" proceeds to show a normally running man
@trickster80Ай бұрын
Really bothers me how KZfaq comments only seem to take people seriously when they’re joking
@PapasGatitoАй бұрын
It's sarcasm, like ironically implying the correct way to run fast is in all fours
@tijgertjekonijnwordopgegetenАй бұрын
He does not show a "normally running" man, he shows an absolutely perfectly running man.
@NEELZE9925 күн бұрын
That's the joke fool
@user-rf3rn1cj4b24 күн бұрын
*proceeds to show human running on all four legs* " now THAT's the most effective way to run"
@TheOnsieWithConverse2 ай бұрын
“He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint! He’s gaining on you!”
@qwertyferix2 ай бұрын
"You're looking for your car but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now!"
@TheOnsieWithConverse2 ай бұрын
@@qwertyferix “And you can see there’s blood on his face. My god, there’s blood everywhere!”
@umnomelegalae96292 ай бұрын
@@TheOnsieWithConverse Running for your life from Shia Labeouf
@cherrypepsi28152 ай бұрын
@@umnomelegalae9629 he's brandishing a knife (it's shia lebeouf)
@sauceboss41842 ай бұрын
@@cherrypepsi2815lurking in the shadows… Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
@Wangik.2 ай бұрын
Now imagine Vsauce chasing you with his 4 legs. P.S To save some of your braincells, don't check replies. Please.
@LorenzoLame800852 ай бұрын
😩
@AramKayal2 ай бұрын
😩😩😩
@ballisticbattlefield66442 ай бұрын
😩
@FollowTheRabbitHole2 ай бұрын
😦😦😦😦😦😦
@jarskil88622 ай бұрын
😦
@Infinity-__-10 күн бұрын
Bro we got humans devolving before gta 6 💀
@battlegalactics12 күн бұрын
The "turn off camera" moments are magic. lol
@GhostLyricist2 ай бұрын
Vsauce at the end: "I'm getting too old for this sh-t"
@resikin2 ай бұрын
James Gunn ahh humor
@napalmbhoji2 ай бұрын
yeah he just looks like he is about to die and reveal an insane puzzle spread around the world containing all the secrets of the universe and his beard
@airwriq2 ай бұрын
Lol I loved it! Just turn it off, and go on with real life... he has one.
@SansTheChubby2 ай бұрын
fr
@stick-Iink2 ай бұрын
It’s not complete without the awkward stare at the end
@vincentvangogodancer2 ай бұрын
He could've stopped the video just two seconds earlier and we wouldn't have to witness that weirdness
@Ðogecoin2 ай бұрын
Hello |z|^2 + c
@stick-Iink2 ай бұрын
@@Ðogecoin Hello closing html tag
@mujigant2 ай бұрын
@@vincentvangogodancer Then he wouldn't be able to farm extra interaction from idiots
@Safineya2 ай бұрын
Imagine criticizing THE Usaine Bolt about how to run fast.
@JosiahTheRoach24 күн бұрын
Therians gonna go insanely fast in the next Olympics
@railworksamerica23 күн бұрын
Hell na I’d rather die than watch that
@JosiahTheRoach22 күн бұрын
@@railworksamerica then dont watch it lmao? bru thinks he's being forced to
@ITSAMEAUTOMA8 күн бұрын
And that's vsauce became a threat to normie society, too bad i can't and/or don't wanna be bothered what normies have to say
@ErrNOT7 күн бұрын
@@JosiahTheRoach you say it like it's actually real
@CloudedLynx26 күн бұрын
Quadrobists finally getting the positive rep they deserve 🙏
@REXY_DRAGONS26 күн бұрын
REALL
@ErnieZ3D2 ай бұрын
Micheals face really went " that's enough internet for the day "
@Spike_3652 ай бұрын
He’s done for today
@coreragestudios34302 ай бұрын
Fr lol
@ryuduhayabusa3202 ай бұрын
Lol yea he went from serious face to bored face in a second
@chasezlyАй бұрын
the millennial pause?
@sirpeterbaum46952 ай бұрын
Roses are red, my walls are made of plaster, you may run fast but quadruped Michael runs faster
@Original_Username02 ай бұрын
Roses are red Violets are blue You might run fast But micheal does too
@ruta93662 ай бұрын
Roses are red Violets are blue Two legged running is dead Because it’s so slow dude
@MSCCA2 ай бұрын
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can run; you can hide, But quadruped Micahel always finds you
@wertugavw2 ай бұрын
@@Original_Username0doesn't rhyme
@wertugavw2 ай бұрын
@@ruta9366doesn't rhyme
@any.user.allowed.14 күн бұрын
I immediately think of those therians on yt, that in the future theyd became a athlete in the therian fandom.
@happinesstolerant22 күн бұрын
The endings always make me smile. Light break in character is nice to see.
@Sawyer.Williams2 ай бұрын
Vsauce: Explains 4 legged running Michael: Pauses to stop recording
@jongyon7192p2 ай бұрын
Vsauce: here Michael: hey
@DruggiePlays2 ай бұрын
The white room changed him
@jongyon7192p2 ай бұрын
@DruggiePlays googles "The White Room" and find a nice-looking point n click adventure game
@yeetyeet20272 ай бұрын
😂@@DruggiePlays
@StefanCreates2 ай бұрын
But we're Vsauce
@MoonyAndPearl2 ай бұрын
Him breaking character is absolutely golden 💀
@CJ-hv6fe2 ай бұрын
Fr tho lol
@bigbadsauce922 ай бұрын
he didn't break character in this video? the ending face change is still the same character... you're being kinda dull and projecting
@didybopintitys2 ай бұрын
@@bigbadsauce92 Gotta love when people use buzz words they don’t know the meaning of.
@yarrowdsb2 ай бұрын
@@bigbadsauce92 "projecting" you oviously dont know what that means lmfao it sounds like you're the one projecting
@yarrowdsb2 ай бұрын
@quintenharding4388 facts. quite ironic lol
@benyseus632521 күн бұрын
It’s cuz they don’t run properly like a true fast quadruped, it’s almost like they’re galloping. If you see how a cheetah or greyhound run, their feet touch each other at the middle then extend like a kite when they open up. That’s how a fast quadruped should be running, not bearwalking / running which is just gonna slow you down. And then finally we’ll be able to break the 9.00second threshold.
@inukithesavage828Ай бұрын
The best way to run is to not wear shoes. You run VERY differently barefoot. You use all of your joints and muscles, instead of just two joints per leg. You can push off harder. Build stronger feet that can run on anything. And you won't ever fear lego again. I swear it made me 2x as fast.
@mitchelvanwijk2 ай бұрын
Finally, we're slowly but surely returning to monke.
@alienmagi2 ай бұрын
What if i told you we have been monke this whole time?
@YehudiNimol2 ай бұрын
@@alienmagiA bipedal monke
@johanCx142 ай бұрын
What if we become centaurs instead
@eduardoarmenta92322 ай бұрын
@@johanCx14Being centaurs sounds neat, we could be ridden... Ok, that sounds weird
@truthseeker78152 ай бұрын
@@eduardoarmenta9232, some are already being ridden
@vic-lk2in2 ай бұрын
*You feel Vsauce crawling on your back.
@unclefred31282 ай бұрын
Nyeh heh heh!
@Banana_Banshee2 ай бұрын
your gonna have a bad time
@highlander65732 ай бұрын
@@Banana_Banshee ...or are you?
@elijahbaley55562 ай бұрын
Get dunked on!
@undercoverA12 ай бұрын
Ohhhhh shiiiii.... Nevermind it's the other Vsauce
@TheTManShow29 күн бұрын
This is the ONLY guy that could talk about a worm in the ground, and hed STILL be so amazingly EXCITED!! Luv It👽❤
@Ismael___60716 күн бұрын
chimpanzee mode will be the meta in 2048 olympics
@joshheath11182 ай бұрын
The way Michael goes full on blank face while ending his videos is the opposite of "And as Always, Thank for Watching." And it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
@DogboyMonty2 ай бұрын
Wow such an original comment that isn't on like all of vsauce's shorts!
@australium73742 ай бұрын
@@DogboyMontyit’s okay for people to think the same things. That just means you’ve been watching all of his shorts and being in the comments 😂😂😂 can’t blame you
@mystriddlery2 ай бұрын
@@DogboyMonty Dang that is some original cynicism you got there, totally different from all the other posts online, great post. 10/10. Bravo (now this is the part where you post something about how sarcasm is played out, etc.)
@GreasyGary2 ай бұрын
@@DogboyMonty I rarely watch his shorts tbh so I'm not always watching til the end. Awesome comment bro....
@ashelmao95782 ай бұрын
@@DogboyMontyi feel like it would be a pain to exist in the same room as you.
@tonyjoestar26322 ай бұрын
"HEY VSauce, Michael here" *scuttles at you*
@ehud882 ай бұрын
If anything "scuttles" at you, you're a gonner.
@wrenithilduincats2 ай бұрын
😂
@daftdigital2 ай бұрын
Michael *over there
@jancovanderwesthuizen807017 күн бұрын
The quadriped Olympics seems like how everyone 40 years ago thought we’d have flying cars by now. I don’t think that’s gonna happen
@FishCncrt16 күн бұрын
imagine playing tag, you tag someone and they get down on all fours and start charging at you
@MisfitRed222 ай бұрын
“Hey Vsauce, Michael here! How fast can you run?” *goes General Grievous and starts crawling after you*
@chancebonnett86412 ай бұрын
Crawling? Did you see that guy? Outright galloping
@jameschipman-td2cu2 ай бұрын
I picture spider style running except 6 legs instead of 8
@Cysmoke2 ай бұрын
I can die in peace now
@General-Grievous2 ай бұрын
It makes sense people copy me. I am just too good at what I do.
@jameschipman-td2cu2 ай бұрын
@@General-Grievous yep
@thatdude_me2 ай бұрын
“By the 2048 Olympics the fastest runner will be a quadruped” That one paralyzed guy that strapped a rocket to his wheelchair: 🗿
@Bloldywakna47362 ай бұрын
No no no that's the 2048 special Olympics
@thehermitman8222 ай бұрын
I was thinking arm extensions or elongated replacements.
@clintgillespie85792 ай бұрын
Quadruped, not quadraplegic
@AshleyBubbles272 ай бұрын
It will be the way of the future, when man is fused with technology 😂
@rickym182 ай бұрын
Wtf dude
@shellyvroseКүн бұрын
And people say quads aren't a sport
@Alpakka9111 күн бұрын
I like how you get serious and just reach for the stop button in the end. Gives a contrast to the energy of the video!
@beerdrinker_69302 ай бұрын
There was a magazine article in the 70's that said "by the year 2000, female runners will be faster than male runners", because female runners had been improving their times faster than men, slightly closing the gap between men and women's times, so the magazine just extrapolated the data from that. A great example of the dangers of simple extrapolation.
@geraldfrost47102 ай бұрын
I tried simple extrapolation with my girlfriend. Mind blowing!
@FlamingZelda32 ай бұрын
"people are getting better at 4 limb running quite rapidly! If this keeps up for another 2 and a half decades then they'll be better than regular runners!" yep. It's a classic error to make.
@yoeyyoey89372 ай бұрын
Same thing with that whole “singularity” thing
@nathanfievet55462 ай бұрын
looking at the paper don't seem to be only extrapolationd
@DinoMoonCreations2 ай бұрын
Indeed. I struggled to run a 2km distance in 15 minutes. But after 3 months.. I can now run 3km in 12 minutes. So at this rate.. I will be the fastest person that ever lived.
@IggyB-Music2 ай бұрын
Michael makes me feel like I’m in danger
@bedeuhdb27y92 ай бұрын
You are
@SouravSanyal-iq6rv2 ай бұрын
@@bedeuhdb27y9I am?
@thenamestails71522 ай бұрын
Well you are
@Duck-cf1sg2 ай бұрын
You are, but just get some lava. Not to fight back because he is immune but to give up
@IggyB-Music2 ай бұрын
@@Duck-cf1sg michael is immune to almost everything! Trust me I’ve tried all methods of self defense. (None worked)
@ederanged7960Ай бұрын
*He said, hanging from the ceiling over your bed with only his fingertips like a gecko*
@manvitesАй бұрын
All the weird kids are gonna be olympians
@dark_moth72 ай бұрын
Usain Bolt is canonically a plane. ✈️
@user-wd2sh6tu3g2 ай бұрын
correct
@VNeto942 ай бұрын
43% human. 57% bird.
@CyborusYT2 ай бұрын
splatoon icon spotted
@leif10752 ай бұрын
HOW HOW.can I be as tall as him DAMMIT?
@Phantom9142 ай бұрын
Insane Bolt
@kickassguy7042 ай бұрын
Vsauce promoting reverse Evolution 💀
@drjonesey52 ай бұрын
We have to evolve first to reverse.
@mateuszkubiak44342 ай бұрын
Evolution have nothing to do about progress ,just about adjustment to ecosystem so there is no valid term such as ,,reverse evolution".
@prepaidtrash55522 ай бұрын
@@drjonesey5thanks for perspective
@phillipduvall86382 ай бұрын
That would be devolution. Evolution isn't linear either, as conditions change so do the optimal adaptations. Now that we have superior understanding of the human body and the analytics to support it, we're changing the conditions. It might be a niche application depending on how hard it is to do effectively but it's still forward evolution
@robertsmithington88922 ай бұрын
We became the Apex predator because we can think and use our hands. If we start using our hands to run, we could end up getting eaten. 😂
@asgarion99387 күн бұрын
It would be interesting to have different families focus on different sports through hundreds of generations, thus evolving to be the best at each of them
@afrikasmith104925 күн бұрын
Chimps and Orangutans: Run on all four limbs in order to go fast. A handful of humans:
@orcarr64792 ай бұрын
No matter how fast you run, Michael will always catch up.
@djmhammer3312 ай бұрын
🤯
@standardised82602 ай бұрын
haha thats so funny omg im laughing so hard
@Jean-vf3pi2 ай бұрын
The other one, with the white rubber mask*
@大2 ай бұрын
skibidi rizz
@Little-Buster2 ай бұрын
If I climb up somewhere out of his reach, it would be my victory.
@troncrash79122 ай бұрын
Four-legged running is actually really fun and pretty fast, especially if you're charging at someone in the dark
@jenniferbrey18402 ай бұрын
Lol
@aninova55972 ай бұрын
I remember those days
@mmurage2 ай бұрын
👀👀 wtf?😂😂
@KurumiTokisaki31112 ай бұрын
Relatable
@shutupurmum2 ай бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised if you're a gross furry
@antjea.3105Күн бұрын
I am SO glad I found this wonderfully nerdy channel. I love it! Thank you for making the world a better place!
@jhaimp.sullivan5618Ай бұрын
Appreciate everything you do and provide the world in the ways that u do in everything you come across amd digest and depuct for us all 🎉 👏❤
@Kroolikz2 ай бұрын
His video's ending went from a mad scientist intimidating you to a confused grandpa ending the facetime call 😭🙏
@shay_38592 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rittenbrake161319 күн бұрын
That’s his signature but I still can’t get enough of it
@mrac..2 ай бұрын
Every second you're not running on all fours, Michael is coming closer
@SrMorua2 ай бұрын
That's hilarious my good sir
@MischiefL0ki2 ай бұрын
No matter what you do he is coming closer
@neo-babylon78722 ай бұрын
Who said less is more? Less is less, more is more.
@SrMorua2 ай бұрын
@@neo-babylon7872 I concur... more or less
@vez38342 ай бұрын
What if I want him to be close to me?
@SussyBoii6666 күн бұрын
If I'm ever seeing humans run on 4 legs I'm gonna be the first man on mars
@rickyflores909119 күн бұрын
Very interesting. Sometimes in my dreams, I can't run but im allowed to on all fours. This gave me some persepective and insight into my subconscious
@zomhuman6270Ай бұрын
therians gonna be going wild with this one
@Vinniegacha..3Ай бұрын
Ikr
@H4n4h4k1Ай бұрын
;]
@GefehhkaАй бұрын
Wow a Madness Combat pfp.
@kyomi_exe67Ай бұрын
I was literally thinking how can the same people that hate therians watch some dude run on all fours
@MCBoy30-againАй бұрын
@@kyomi_exe67who says im watching either of them, im gonna go ahead and guess that not even one therian hater knew about this guy running on all fours.
@bonweech33462 ай бұрын
I love his psychotic break at the end of every short.
@superdooper502 ай бұрын
😐
@knobends2 ай бұрын
@Peajohe ain't
@knobends2 ай бұрын
@superdooper50 are you okay fr
@twobraincellsbl15822 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure he’s just recreating the face vsauce makes at the end of his yt shorts
@superdooper502 ай бұрын
@@twobraincellsbl1582 😉
@trenthorton953224 күн бұрын
I will bet $100,000 that in the 2048 Olympics the fastest human will be running on two legs.
@Hotrob_J21 күн бұрын
Devilman Crybaby running technique was ahead of its time
@MsmBisonorus2 ай бұрын
NOO VSAUCE, THE MILLENIAL PAUZE GOT YOU TOO 😭😭
@bonbonthewolf68482 ай бұрын
I’ve gotta stop watching yugioh- I read that as “the millennium puzzle” 😂
@3denx2 ай бұрын
i don’t think vsauce can get menopause
@apcebat2 ай бұрын
Millenial pause is the thing in the beginning, not in the end
@MsmBisonorus2 ай бұрын
@@apcebat WHATS THE END THEN
@CompactCognition2 ай бұрын
@@apcebattbh. I don’t see a reason why it can’t also be the end. Got me imagine now zoomers ending the video before the even finish talking
@vulpritprooze2 ай бұрын
That cut at the end was like Vsauce disconnecting the silly soul that overtook him when he was yapping.
@GdnationNY2 ай бұрын
Haha
@thephoenixsystem67652 ай бұрын
I hear they can only be exorcised by capturing their thoughts on film and showing the film to other people. Poor man's house must be infested with the blighters
@Guiterminator20 күн бұрын
since i was a kid, i've had recurring dreams of running like that.
@JKSSubstandard13 күн бұрын
Remember. Humans were not evolved for speed. Humans evolved for endurance. The fact that human strides have so little contact with the ground saves energy. We hunted by outlasting prey animals who tired after short sprints
@JustAthyes2 ай бұрын
The way he looked vaguely disappointed at the end
@Phoenix154372 ай бұрын
yes
@Mushie_lol2 ай бұрын
he is disgusted by how pitiful the human form is
@jaydenwilton52792 ай бұрын
@@Mushie_lol IK PFP SPOTTED ‼️‼️
2 ай бұрын
2048 olympics sounds like it's gonna be a fun one
@jimboh.26542 ай бұрын
They should have only one competition, transgender four-legged 100m dash
@Opreich2 ай бұрын
Hang on, I'm going to be alive for that one
@大2 ай бұрын
2069
@interrupted_reverie2 ай бұрын
@@jimboh.2654 what
@lightyagmi20102 ай бұрын
Should be one hell of a story
@-Commit-arson-3 күн бұрын
(Burst out of your closet and begins running at you on all fours like a goblin creature)
@Woman-kisser-2.0Күн бұрын
Quadrobists / therians rn: … finally….my time has come…
@thalesvondasos2 ай бұрын
The ideal technique is actually rolling, so you make contact with the ground 100% of the time
@onurbole79212 ай бұрын
If we had wheels yes, but the way we are built it is too much friction
@hagengo2 ай бұрын
@@onurbole7921 maybe if there is a way to turn oneself into a spiral, it would be possible🤔 I need to try it
@Aaron-vd4vi2 ай бұрын
@@onurbole7921 so we just have to be rounder
@divinecomedian22 ай бұрын
@@Aaron-vd4vi the body positivity movement is on to something
@lizardsquid93182 ай бұрын
Omg you’re on to something
@JaMorantBiggerArm2 ай бұрын
"Hey! VSauce, michael here. *How fast can you run* "
@sleazymeezy2 ай бұрын
Michaels energy is oddly threatening and I'm here for it.
@juanromano-chucalescu28582 ай бұрын
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of hell and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plans seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him.
@anthonyohler20292 ай бұрын
Probably not fast enough
@ccnamaster77642 ай бұрын
*Jake Chudnow - Moon Men" starts playing
@orangecitrus80562 ай бұрын
when you can run on 2 legs and michael runs on 3 legs
@astola_studio_official9 күн бұрын
When i was a kid and used to play with my friends, when i ran and someone was about to catch me (or if we ever raced so far) i ran so fast but felt it was slow, so i used my hands too, and no one could ever catch me. Never knew i was the guy since my childhood. Proud of myself ❤
@GoldenSpike30025 күн бұрын
They said that by 2010 we would have flying cars, at the rate we’re letting expectations down, by 2048, we’ll have a 4 branch fidget spinner.
@ChoeRage2 ай бұрын
Running in dreams on all fours is so awesome lol literally zoomin around
@LinkEX2 ай бұрын
Dude, I'll absolutely write that down and try to remember it next time I'm getting lucid in a dream.
@FawnTheCreator2 ай бұрын
Will try that
@matthewholzmueller62922 ай бұрын
I dreamed of having wheels on the sides of my forearms and shins. Metallic shafts supported the wheels and my muscles provided a twisting movement turning the wheels fast. Fun fact i no longer use LSD as a sleep aid.
@skelobones2 ай бұрын
imma be cooked in the zombie apocolypse if this guy is infected 😭
@CuteLittleKittyGrassyАй бұрын
FR! I did that in a dream it was epic
@therianthropeАй бұрын
fun fact: walking on all fours is actually a sport called quadrobics. edit: if you want to argue about this sport then please make your own comment and argue there, thank you.
@Abbydog10Ай бұрын
Something therians might do :D
@therianthropeАй бұрын
@@Abbydog10 yes, but not required to do to identify as a therian ^_^
@Abbydog10Ай бұрын
@@therianthrope ye ♥️
@Abbydog10Ай бұрын
@@RELI_THE_STAR I’m not even built for it 😭 lol
@Therianpaws-Ай бұрын
Yep! I'm a therian but I'm not good at them lol
@ALTRO-13 күн бұрын
Fun fact according to science hippos can fly as they run on all 4 but there is a small gap where the feet are not on the floor so THAT CAN BE FLYING
@DanielCooper113 күн бұрын
It's the "Oh my god" sigh at the end that got me. Good one Michael.
@Clock_Man_27632 ай бұрын
“Hey vSauce! Michael here, your home security is great… or is it?” *Starts chasing with four legs*
@vez38342 ай бұрын
"Hey Vsauce! Michael here. You locked your door last night... or did you? Now, we are in a bit of a predicament. You probably think you can outrun me, but I have trained my quadrupedal running technique with scientists at top universities. I'll give you a head start though, good luck."
@H4n4h4k1Ай бұрын
*runs away on all fours*
@BurdgieАй бұрын
if that person was running at me I would be hiding for my life
@skycloud4802Ай бұрын
Might a well hide. You certainly ain't going to be running for your life because that person will catch up and it will be over.
@locrianphantom3547Ай бұрын
@@skycloud4802idk a 15 second 100m is reasonable to be able to run away from for the average fit person. It’s gonna be scary, but definitely possible
@brianjemison5265Ай бұрын
Like that
@brianjemison5265Ай бұрын
Theres thst family from Turkey that walks on all fours . Id run for my life if someone came at me running fast like that
@SixxWolfZx12 күн бұрын
You're shuddering in a city garbage container as he slowly opens the hatch saying "you can't run AND you cant hide"
@spooky903026 күн бұрын
People in 1900: in the future humans will evolve into super beings… 2025: humans running on all fours 🤣
@quintus9208 күн бұрын
Vsauce definitely is the world champion gold medalist of making me say "yep, that's enough internet for tonight."
@RajivSamaroo2 ай бұрын
100 million years to stand upright. Vsauce: we need 4 legs
@LordHolley2 ай бұрын
Yeah that's just what I was thinking, now we're going backwards.
@coopertown78672 ай бұрын
100 million years 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chrisjfox87152 ай бұрын
Evolution: "It is finished." Vsauce: "Hear me out tho..."
@angelirizarry26662 ай бұрын
@@coopertown7867 yup
@zacmayes28022 ай бұрын
@@angelirizarry2666only about 4 million, but it's obvious the comment was just using hyperbole.
@geboaebo2 ай бұрын
Honestly that's probably the best way to make sports interesting again. We've already optimized the hell out of 2 legged running, so it's time to innovate
@ezyeez45992 ай бұрын
Yea, let's start running on our fingers
@jimberry53182 ай бұрын
Sports is interesting still. That's just an opinion
@DisarmedTripmine2 ай бұрын
@@ezyeez4599😂
@geboaebo2 ай бұрын
@@jimberry5318 I mean obviously. But I'd like to think we're all smart enough not to need to put a disclaimer at the end of every comment clarifying that it's an opinion
@KaraTheGirlie8 күн бұрын
FINALLY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND!! RUNNING ON ALL FOURS FEELS AMAZING!!!
@Havoc1042 күн бұрын
I was discussing this during the Olympics. Very interesting stuff!
@ZendilofRealms2 ай бұрын
Therians bout to be professional runners
@burnertran27532 ай бұрын
Was looking for this comment 😭
@gayternatee2 ай бұрын
as one of them, agreed
@rainbowkitten8452 ай бұрын
I litterly came to the comments to find this exact comment
@AziTheDragonmaker2 ай бұрын
@@burnertran2753me too 😭
@Zack_cats2 ай бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
@oglothenerd2 ай бұрын
Now I know how to effectively run away from the IRS and police.
@Awesomeplayer982 ай бұрын
Hi Oglo
@John-Sv2 ай бұрын
Skin tone also plays a role, unfortunately I don’t stand a chance🤦
@Yes-bn6yy2 ай бұрын
And the bonus is that if they catch you, you’ll have a pretty good case for the insanity clause
@user-sj6gq5bv2f2 ай бұрын
@@John-Sv worst debuff fr fr
@brecheese65322 ай бұрын
"Thanks Michael!!"
@percussionof1211 күн бұрын
Here's the thing about bipedal running though. It doesn't matter if you are a little bit slower than a quadroped, becauase by using half as many legs, you use much less energy, and can run for a much longer time before collapsing from exhaustion. In the 100 meter dash, running on four limbs might be faster, but even a cheetah could never beat a human in a marathon.
@tbefilms4 күн бұрын
The way you turn off the camera is so unhinged. We love you for it.
@zetafish73472 ай бұрын
Usain Bolt really got creative mode on huh
@crisptomato94952 ай бұрын
Usain Bolt also has scoliosis which affects his running style since one leg is slightly shorter than the other.
@Tattootin2 ай бұрын
Ol peg leg, he actually has three legs, but I believe they make him tape it to either the left or right leg during races? Id have to look up which leg he prefers.
@redravenrages63212 ай бұрын
@@TattootinJealous, much?
@rdizzy12 ай бұрын
Which inherently gives him a benefit.
@Dover9392 ай бұрын
@@Tattootin ew
@Matthew-bc9mr2 ай бұрын
Its only a benefit if its the inside leg thats the shorter one. So the left leg. And IIRC Usain's right leg is the shorter one. Which I remember bc i was thinking about how it makes his speed even more incredible
@Pythogoras570BCКүн бұрын
You have the way to master the presentation. If it happens not to know, you are presenting and teaching and we are learning as Plato recommended: learn while playing. Thanks
@ThishasbeenJUNKPUNK5 күн бұрын
the sigh at the end killed me brutally
@RevolutionsGG2 ай бұрын
Imagine seeing the fastest human as a quadruped in 30 years
@autumnstoptwo2 ай бұрын
i will wait for it and report back in 🫡
@_Cleveland_2 ай бұрын
Now I'm thinking about a millipede breaking the sound barrier.
@rdizzy12 ай бұрын
House centipedes are equivalent to a human running 42-45 miles per hour. (and the fastest is Bolt running 27.3 miles per hour for a very short period during his fastest race)
@hellstorm3002 ай бұрын
@@rdizzy1I think you comparison is bound to have some internal flaws)
@rdizzy12 ай бұрын
@@hellstorm300 Nope, it is the speed they run at their current size, compared to the size of humans and the speed they run at. Downsize Usain Bolt to the size of a house centipede, and he will run at only 60% the speed of the centipede.
@Arvak7772 ай бұрын
Now imagine a trillipede
@marcusorta7142 ай бұрын
@@rdizzy1fascinating stuff
@EMPRESS_ERA8 күн бұрын
“The best way to run faster is to have more legs.” Incredible 😂
@onbekend16312 ай бұрын
so all the therians doing quads are onto something
@sillysillylittl3rascal2 ай бұрын
As a therian, yes, my max speed was like, 11 mph so far
@kringle78042 ай бұрын
@@sillysillylittl3rascal how long can you keep it, because your average trained runner can keep 12mph for a long time
@sillysillylittl3rascal2 ай бұрын
@kringle7804 around 1.5 years, it's difficult to adapt to running on all fours obviously
@kringle78042 ай бұрын
@sillysillylittl3rascal im saying could you run on all fours for like 10 minutes or is it just in short burst
@sillysillylittl3rascal2 ай бұрын
@kringle7804 probably like 45 seconds I think, I don't focus on running, just really jumping :]
@patrickschott2652 ай бұрын
Non-runners don’t realize that when you are running, you are in the air most of the time. That’s what separates running from walking, where one foot is always on the ground.
@jacobstone43542 ай бұрын
I know what you mean by "non-runners" but, most walkers can run. Just not competitively. Like saying, non-singers,...
@reallouiethecat31322 ай бұрын
@@jacobstone4354most non singers don’t know that what separates singing from talking is the use of a defined and deliberate pitch, tone, and rhythm.
@jacobstone43542 ай бұрын
@@reallouiethecat3132 True, true...
@resteessentester96002 ай бұрын
Bro you don't have to be a runner to realise that, don't make a science out of that 💀
@billworthers10752 ай бұрын
@@reallouiethecat3132 I've oft wondered why people with great talking voices aren't automatically great singers. I mean is there any possibility James Earl Jones is NOT a great singer?
@MarsLos1011 күн бұрын
Running on four limps should be an Olympic Sport. Oh, actually it should be an O-limp-ic sport. I have no friends lol
@isaeto6 күн бұрын
Can't wait for official Olympics in quads lol
@_JustThatGuy_2 ай бұрын
I like how everyone is talking about Vsauce running at you on all fours. Nah. He'd walk on all six.