Howard rants about his horrible Jewish schooling - 2011-03-22
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@psiclops5218 жыл бұрын
I had to go to Hebrew School. Anyone who isn't familiar with it, Hebrew School is where they send Jewish children to teach them to hate Judaism. All your friends get to go home after school and do their homework and then go out and play, but you have to go to school for several hours several days a week and then go home and do your homework and go to bed and you don't even get to watch the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. I would like Jews more if I weren't one and didn't have to go to Hebrew School. We could all read Hebrew and nobody understood a word of it. What a freaking waste of time. It's 45 years since I was Bar Mitzvahed and I haven't been in a synagogue since. I don't understand why people hate Jews if they never had to go to Hebrew School.
@GrizzWald498 жыл бұрын
Sounds exactly like my dad's experiences with Judaism / Hebrew school growing up in 50s NYC
@PineMartinAmerican8 жыл бұрын
+Psi Clops This is also my experience. It is a shame that it is taught so poorly.
@psiclops5218 жыл бұрын
+StrnFn9099 That's an interesting remark. See, what I don't understand is stupidity. So when someone writes, "teach them to hate Judaism" and someone is so stupid they read that as "hate Jews", I am unable to understand why the reader doesn't get the distinction. Maybe, since you're the nitwit who couldn't understand a perfectly understandable sentence, you could explain where your comprehension malfunctioned.
@psiclops5218 жыл бұрын
Thanks. We were just having fun with the topic and then we get that whiner in here to tell us how we are all just awful people. F him...and F Jackie.
@enemywithin12957 жыл бұрын
Psi Clops I'm not Jewish, but this comment made me laugh so fucking hard. Thank you.
@11UncleBooker225 жыл бұрын
Gilbert Gottfried singing Hebrew is piss my pants funny.
@mistie28355 жыл бұрын
This is Howard at his best. Absolutely hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@rabidrabbitshuggers6 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, it was the same exact experience I had being raised as a Catholic, and the reason I left the church.
@theamericanpitbullterrier60634 жыл бұрын
Modern day Catholicism is Judaizm.
@bgill74754 жыл бұрын
Sile72 you only have to look at how they protected pedos for so long. True evil.
@onie40244 жыл бұрын
Catechism...
@rabidrabbitshuggers2 жыл бұрын
@@theamericanpitbullterrier6063 Nah we’re still poor and stupid 🥁
@richardespinoza62432 жыл бұрын
Same here because of those child molesting priest.
@opencurtin8 жыл бұрын
Howard Stern could make algebra funny ...
@jcc1525093 ай бұрын
He sucks, and the woke HS is a shell of his old miserly and self-consumed self.
@MEEG0L2 жыл бұрын
Howard looks like Chuck E Cheese with a Fedora in that pic
@paulaharrisbaca48513 жыл бұрын
A magical underwear!!! I love it. The Mormons wear magical undershirts too!
@arkjag2991 Жыл бұрын
"I'm the most educated uneducated person you ever met" Felt that line hard.
@Cyclonus848 жыл бұрын
AFter listening to this when I see a poor kid wearing that clothing I laugh. I saw one the other day and couldn't stop laughing. And his mom had a long skirt on too.
@nevillejudecharles3357 Жыл бұрын
And what's the deal with Rabbi's clearing their throats of phlegm everytime they pray???
@JeremiahKlarman7 ай бұрын
Tzitzits 😂
@tailormade30723 жыл бұрын
He wasn't interested , that was his choice
@rileyjacobs76529 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious.
@JL46L884 жыл бұрын
Good aunt
@sphynxkittens5894 Жыл бұрын
I was born and raised in Lakewood, NJ, an Orthodox Jewish mecca. An early memory is of my mother and I approaching a stop light. We had to stop prematurely for a few Orthodox Jewish males. One younger male approached the driver's side and leaned into to window. He said "I just wanted to thank you for stopping and not running us over- are you free this Saturday?" Not hitting them translated to a possible conquest.
@Sarah-zr1nj Жыл бұрын
My husband (who is a secular Jew) was born and raised in Lakewood, so I absolutely, positively, 100% believe your story 😂
@jeremy28135 Жыл бұрын
Are you saying he was hitting on your mother, or did was he inviting you and your mother to Shabbos service?
@paulaharrisbaca48513 жыл бұрын
Hanging higher than Haman was a phrase. I never got it, but I guess Haman came to a bad end.
@joshuatift46403 жыл бұрын
Yes he was hung by the guilliotine that he prepared for Mordecai
@SuperLordHawHaw2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuatift4640 You mean gallows
@SuperLordHawHaw2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being hung up on some guy who may or may not have existed in an empire that no longer exists
@daddius Жыл бұрын
Funny enough, Julius Streicher called the Nuremberg trials Purimfest 1946. Like most things religion, it’s a bunch of fables masquerading as history.
@michaelreidperry32562 жыл бұрын
Stern gives an excellent example of religious trauma. Religion fucks great minds up. Traumatized? Get help. This is serious.
@schmeltingaccident2 жыл бұрын
Quit yer bitching
@JohnathanRebel26 ай бұрын
Its education. Would you have that same attitude to someone who just went to public school? lol
@thomcase13022 жыл бұрын
Howard 'High guardian"
@mattsheezy5469 Жыл бұрын
It’s Sveee!
@roberttulibacki73328 жыл бұрын
wow howard face looks like it melting.
@jamesdean29878 жыл бұрын
You're face looks frozen.💨💨
@PineMartinAmerican8 жыл бұрын
+JamesDean55 You must be pretty young. Get used to it - people over 50 look like this, often. To younger people, it seems horrible to age - but to once older - life isn't so bad - in fact, often better. If you are fortunate, you will learn.
@natalieps23875 жыл бұрын
I was just gonna say that
@spok91802 жыл бұрын
Self hating Jew, can’t blame him
@jefftedlow89106 жыл бұрын
its so refreshing to hear a rant against religion that isn't afraid to discusJudaism. I'm not against Judaism. I'm against all organised religion, with the possible exception of Buddhism, which doesn't have an invisible man in the sky telling us what to do and watching everything that we do. I'm just tired of all of the political correctness that permeates all of the typical anti religion tirades which solely seem to focus on Christianity and Catholicism. The truth is that Judaism and Christianity really are not that different from one another except, to quote the late great George Carlin, "One prays to a different invisible man in the sky than the other." It really is just as repressive, as Howard so eloquently recounts. I think in the big picture.
@SuperLordHawHaw2 жыл бұрын
You got it. Judaism shouldn't be above criticism, it is as ridiculous as any other.
@Historian212 Жыл бұрын
You are mistaken, because most people who learn about religion from people who don’t know what they’re talking about - like George Carlin, like he knew anything about Judaism - claim there’s no difference between Judaism and Christianity (not to mention that there are variants among both those religions). There are many basic ideas that differ. For one thing, Christian believers think there’s such a thing as Original Sin - meaning that humans come out of the womb “stained” with sin. This belief developed a couple of centuries after the church started, and is not at all Jewish. And because of Original Sin, Christian believers condemn all non-Christians to hell. Which Jews do not. That’s just the beginning of a long list of differences. There. Now you know more about the subject than Carlin ever did. And as for poor, poor Christianity being so picked on: cry me a river. Stern’s an idiot about this subject. So was Carlin.
@AlexWazHere11 ай бұрын
@@Historian212no one cares about your fairy tale, might as well debate stars and the galaxy far far away.
@VSSFantastic10 ай бұрын
@@AlexWazHere Exactly. Why even entertain this nonsense in the first place? Who cares if there are differences when both religions believe in an invisible man in the sky. Carlin saw right through that.
@BB-qk8on6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha Howard is hilarious
@brucelk198 жыл бұрын
hysterical
@missdisnerd_09276 жыл бұрын
...Tsviiiii!
@Qrqyt Жыл бұрын
Hamantaschen is frickin delicious! And the filling is not prunes it’s poppy seeds.
@truthofdsp4 жыл бұрын
This is how he became angry white jew
@nocontrol6283 жыл бұрын
Tsvi! Lmao
@arikmartin9268 жыл бұрын
Wow, fucking Aldous Huxley man
@sardonicus762 жыл бұрын
Go tell Veronica it’s time for Hanukkah.
@zhbvenkhoReload5 жыл бұрын
Well, when you are forced into going, you grow to detest it. Baptists are good at convincing their children to love their religion. I grew up Catholic and going to Saturday school and the Catechism was fucking horrible. Granted, it was not boring, but you had to wake up really early and still do homework for that apart from learning all the prayers and sitting down for our special mass. I hated it. And to think my Grandma's family decided to one day change from Judaism to Catholicism many, many years ago because they moved to Mexico. Now I live in the US and Catholic school here is worse-- you have to go thru 2 years half an hour but you have to stay for a lot of bogus "Retreats" in which they force parents to "donate" money.
@esg80524 жыл бұрын
wheres his skateboard
@dpodemski4 жыл бұрын
Piggy Palladino Perry Caravello?
@malcolmburns61046 жыл бұрын
Damn. Howard looks worse than keith Richards in that picture.
@buffalobigfoot79824 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Elliott Offen.
@damonwillis36724 жыл бұрын
@@buffalobigfoot7982 He looks like the last shit I took riiiiight?!?!
@JesseTheMindless4 жыл бұрын
He's wearing his 1964 riot hat.
@BA-vv4jy4 жыл бұрын
You can thank Ralph Cirela.
@morrisdennis6 ай бұрын
Religion is a control mechanism...
@flutebasket42943 жыл бұрын
That hat's a mistake
@MEEG0L2 жыл бұрын
that face is too
@flutebasket42942 жыл бұрын
@@MEEG0L Indeed. In fact, his face is the primary reason why a hat, which might look great on another person, is a mistake on him
@kevinknight35994 жыл бұрын
Looks like ralph
@brooklyndecember7 жыл бұрын
Omg, that pic is post nose job & other cosmetic surgery. Ha!
@josephmarino37767 жыл бұрын
Oh..i thought howard was ..only..Half Jewish..
@pq_az6 жыл бұрын
אא שיין שטיק
@johnpatrick699810 ай бұрын
Wiggys daughter Emily is a Rabbi.
@pq_az6 жыл бұрын
צְבִי! חח
@pianoman5510004 жыл бұрын
Is everyone Jewish on the Stern show other than Sal and Robin??
@lawlaw13 жыл бұрын
welcome to NY. my friend
@pianoman5510003 жыл бұрын
@@lawlaw1 LOL! good one!
@exanosis3 жыл бұрын
I think Fred is also not jewish
@herschelsquirts23383 жыл бұрын
BaBaBooey’s Italian
@desselbane4872 Жыл бұрын
Is Wiggy’s wig attached to the hat?
@MisterJessel2 жыл бұрын
Tsvi
@_west33... Жыл бұрын
Howard looks terrible.
@heyula074 жыл бұрын
Pretty much same as islamic schools. That's one of the reasons why i am an atheist.
@witchculttoday36302 жыл бұрын
Judaism is the only ethno-religion! In that, its the only religion that requires you to be genetically Jewish, and have Jewish lineage/blood. And also practicing Judaism. All Jews who can prove their blood bloodline are allowed "return to Israel and granted Israeli citizenship if they so choose. This is because despite where they were born or live, Jews only have loyalty to one nation- Israel! I hope you learned something (=
@trentblume5998 Жыл бұрын
I don't think the NY Jews are the same as the ancient Hebrews.
@Gypseemann9 ай бұрын
Howard should visit Palestine..n Israel N convince Sethanyahu to free the palestinian to fish openly n allow an airport to be built n have passports too. Ur sis didnt go to hebrew shool because of Haman