cry sugar better for sex… hudmo.ffm.to/cry-sugar

The fact that the girl managed to recognize the tone just by the thrusting really shows how long she had been listening to the song, poor girl.

Even without the Reddit meme, song really does sound like a ruined orgasm condensed into a beat

This sounded like it was gonna be the most badass thing but then it dove off into that sea of abyss

This song has the power to restore your virginity.

This song feels longer than it actually is, it just keeps fucking going

No drugs No autotune No swearing Just horrible sex 🔥🔥🔥

I love that this song's creator is both aware of what it's known for and actively embracing it.

This is the sort of song you put on a jukebox in a crowded pub on full blast and then leave.

I love how grandiose the first 18-20 seconds are and then it instantly steers it off a cliff and plays the musical equivalent of a mosquito choking.

imagine the mounting feeling of dread she'd experience during the 18-second prelude

It goes from sick cosmic opening to an oiling my trumpet kind of beat

i finally just figured out why the cd is on the bed💀

He’s a 10, but can only thrust to the rhythm of Hudson Mohawke - Cbat.

It's not everyday that an 11 year old song gets number 1 globally on Spotify, but that's just the power of memes.

THIS SHI WASN'T RELEASED IT FUCKING ESCAPED 🗣⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I never knew a song could be flaccid

This is the musical equivalent of studying for a drug test.

My hips just immediately began thrusting. This sorcery is wild.

I'm here because of the reddit story and I lost my shit. I'm crawling around on the floor in the dark with my phone out, looking for my shit. I lost it right here.

0:15 "hmm this ain't so bad" AND THEN THE FUCKING 'BEAT' DROPPED 😭

Fun fact: Cbat is currently #1 on the Electronic charts in the US

I just realized that this has gotten so big that there has to be at least one couple to actually turn this song on while going at it for pure curiosity. Its the only way to even get close to answering how someone can keep to the beat.

I love the fact that the most played part is 2:51

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF A LONG AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

The first 20 seconds is my confidence after spending ridiculous amount of time studying for a test and the rest is me when the teacher actually hands over the test.

This song makes me feel like doing something in particular for 2 years

Imagine clapping cheeks to the sound of a seagull having an argument with a seal.

I love that Hudson’s not upset by all the people laughing at this. He’s gone on to make much better music, but it looks like this’ll be what he’s most remembered for.

Forget "Running Up That Hill", *this* is the musical comeback of the year

At my school we don’t have a bell, instead the school just blasts music over the speakers to let us know it’s break time. Students can request songs to play, one day I was sitting in class and this came on over the speakers. I’ll never forget the looks on people’s faces that day.

The first 20 seconds sound like a cinematic masterpiece and then it sounds like an emo koopa troopa

you know he thought he was really slangin when the triangle started hitting

Homie really re-uploaded his own song because of the stupid meme going around. God tier move

the fact that she noticed the rhythm even without the song playing just shows how much she’s endured of this torture over the past 2 years. salute to her 🫡💔

This is the best "yo, check out my mixtape," ever.

WE NOT MAKIN IT OUT THE HOOD WIT THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You fr just uploaded it with the cd cover on the sheets!! LMAOOOO THIS IS TOO PERFECT!!

This song is great to listen too, while doing chores. It makes you want to finish faster so you can turn it off

1:12 tf is this "we come in peace 👽" ahh sound 💀

My girlfriend and I just discovered that Reddit post. We're fucking crying.

It started out as a joke, but now here I am willingly searching for the song to actually listen to it. One does not simply resist Cbat. 💀

From an artistic standpoint the intro is grand, well done, and beautiful. Then it's followed by the most cursed electronic I've ever heard in my life. Actually hilarious.

We ain't making it out of the bedroom with this 💀💀💀

I finally listened to the entire song. Never made it past 0:42 before today. You can literally here the dude’s relationship end at the end of the song.

you meet your daughter's boyfriend and when you ask about his music taste he starts playing this at the family dinner 💀

this song really thrusts me into a new world

Vc veio aqui depois ver um certo relato do reddit, não foi?....

Imma lie, this song is FIRE!!! 🔥🔥🔥

0% swearing 100% sex 0% drugs 0% music

If I ever get a job at a convenience store I'm playing this for the night shift to close😭

I don't see how you *couldn't* have sex to this absolute gem of a banger

Je suis là parce que j’ai lu comme quoi un détraqué faisait l’amour sur ce song

My fetish is listening to music that sounds like someone wiping a window with too much windex. Thank you for this

I'm still very confused as to how you were able to implement such a beautiful opening and immediately thought that adding the sounds of a door creaking and getting rid of the strings entirely for a trap beat was a good idea 💀

I read the whole story on reddit and came to hear the song and found it funny on my first listen, i vibed and actually enjoyed this track on my 3rd listen but now this song is all over my socials and it pops up in yt shorts every now and then but after hearing it over hundreds of times it etched deep in my brain and throughout the whole day it just keeps playing in my head to the point where i'm actually feeling dead inside and i cannot get it out of my head, yesterday i tried to sleep but this song played continously in my head and i haven't slept for the past 16 hours, now i need help and i genuinely feel bad for the poor girl who had to endure this for two years, lord bless her soul

When he said "It's cbatin' time!" He cbatted her for 2 years straight. Truly one of the most songs of all time.

i literally can’t help but giggle uncontrollably every time i hear this i love you cbat

When the side character that everyone forgot makes an appearance to save the day, just to fail miserably

I have to come back listening to this song after Carl92 was gooning to someone's grandparents.

I am 0:15 seconds in and I can tell it’s gonna be a banger already. Can’t wait to hear the rest 😊

This goes hard. Then after 2 years it goes soft again.

we're making it out the bedroom with no girlfriend with this one 🔥

CBAT is the order of the terminals in the Atlanta airport. It’s on all the signs. I think of this song every time I go there.

Truly music for the sexual urges

This song is the musical equivalent of confidently walking to your crush and then absolutely botching your confession followed by awkward silence and forced laughs

A MESSAGE FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS LET THIS SONG DIE 🔥🔥🔥

The line about her recognizing the rhythm still haunts me. What rhythm is there to recognize in this song? How many times did she have to hear this in two years to recognize it?

This song saved my family. We had this song playing at my grandma's funeral and she got up from her casket just to turn this shit off 🔥🔥🔥

I love how he still re-posted his music again knowing full well that people will roast the hell out of it

The hi-hat sounds like a grill starter

Send this banger to eurovision next year 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

This is truly one of the songs ever made.

This shit go hard on mute 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Memes aside, if your partner is doing something you’re uncomfortable with or don’t like, it’s okay to confront them about it. You’re not at all in the wrong if something’s making you uncomfortable, and your partner will most likely be willing to stop. If they don’t, then you should probably just leave them. Either way, make sure to take care of yourselves and don’t be afraid to tell your partner if they are doing something that’s bothering you.

Bricked up rn

I played this for my fiancé and his reaction was hilarious. In his words, “I don’t feel turned on. I just feel angry. 😂”

If you wanna test your girl's loyalty you don't call the homie, you pull the Cbat rhythm and if she's still with you after that you got a real one boys ✊✊

This song was some ones guilty pleasure

I forgot this song and I searched “weird song from Reddit” and found it 😭😭😭

man, this song is a blast. like i can feel the music just coming to me.

I'm literally trying to figure out *how* did he thrust to this song? Thrusting to the melody makes you look like a weirdo, thrusting to the rhythm makes you look like a robot; either way, she was wifey material for putting up with this for 2 years.

The fact that the most replayed is the END of the song is even more hilarious than that redditor

So I was with some friends in a Discord call, and we came across this story by some happenstance of destiny. None of us knew what the hell Cbat was, so we looked it up, and this was the funniest experience ever when we realized what this guy was putting his girlfriend through.

Truly one of the songs of all time

0:24 the sheer tonal whiplash of this song fucking kills me 😭

Vir ver essa música apoias uma história no Reddit pqp

to think there is a guy out there that unironically likes this song and has sex to the beat of it. i guess anything is possible.

My wife is a professional classical pianist. I told her the story, then played her this song. Two seconds after the main part starts, she held her hand up, palm toward me and said, "No."

that synth at the beginning is so great, and then there is the rest of the song.

That poor girl 💀

You sir just made millions of men thrust their hips to your song. Thats an incredible power bestow upon you.

It's surreal seeing this EP get recognition in the weirdest way possible. Absolutely hilarious.

Full volume of this song isnt enough i need it inside me

It's like inflatable clowns wrestling and the audience is completely composed of dolphins dying from helium overdoses.

When you’re trying to make a masterpiece but 20s in, your mom says it’s your brother’s turn

the worst part is the more you listen to it, the catchier it gets

There are 5 stages of cbat 1. You don't know cbat 2. Listened to it as a joke 3. Searched it again to show your friends 4. Started listening to it again and again 5. Can't live life without cbat

And the crowd went mild 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

this is the audio equivalent of straight up biting and ripping your fingernails off