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@derGhebbet5 ай бұрын
Oh good, you're healed and stuff. I was geting tired of all those ai channels that popped up while you were out of comission.
@deathbedquestion5 ай бұрын
A.I. sucks for fiction!
@Bilskirnir31245 ай бұрын
It's weird how many AI sci-fi channels showed up over the last two weeks.
@LTDunltd5 ай бұрын
I got the same thing. Loved how some of the AIs mispronounced some of the words. 😂
@stinkyfungus5 ай бұрын
Agro makes it fun... puts his own energy into it. It's not HFY if a robot reads it!
@dyxifltline5 ай бұрын
You and apparently those folks as well. Me too.
@kusanagi543215 ай бұрын
They forgot Combat Engineers. They tend to solve problems with explosives and the humans have to write rules of war when they get bored.
@burnerheinz5 ай бұрын
Be wary of the Sea-Bees they will steal your shit.
@jamesquick58545 ай бұрын
We take them as suggestions, not rules. Never found a problem that a sufficient amount of C4 can't solve 😊
@lumberluc4 ай бұрын
"Listen, Buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems."
@AnikaJarlsdottr4 ай бұрын
Maxim 24: any sufficiently advanced technology is indistingishable from a big gun.
@AnikaJarlsdottr4 ай бұрын
@@jamesquick5854 Maxim 44: if it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entenching tool.
@jon-paulfilkins78205 ай бұрын
From a mechanical engineering and an IT background, 2 things you don't want to hear from your work colleagues, "Bored now" and "Ooops", these things are true!
@janet64215 ай бұрын
Also "hold my beer" or "them's fighting words"
@dockaos9245 ай бұрын
I can vouch for the ooops 👍
@nightrunnerxm3935 ай бұрын
Aw, but "bored now" is usually when the interesting stuff happens! Some of my best work happened after saying those two words!
@nobodyimportant24705 ай бұрын
@@nightrunnerxm393Captain Renolds: Define interesting. Walsh: Oh god, oh god we are all going to die.
@davethompson33265 ай бұрын
"Oh shit!"?
@wigget22335 ай бұрын
They forgot to mention that an upward nod can also be a challenge, usually when the one who does the nodding, thinks they are superior to the other in someway shape or form
@Joshua-fo9zw5 ай бұрын
Beckoning an inferior to approach, with an upward nod, while displaying dominance over them by exposing your throat to them without fear
@DefaultFlame5 ай бұрын
Nods really are a language all their own. Everything from direction, speed, angle, number of nods, and any additional minuature flourishes can change the meaning. Combine it with various facial expression or changes of expressions and the number of meanings and the information conveyed increases exponentially. Add overall body language and you can have entire silent conversations. "Hello, friend." "Hello, friend, it's good to see you." "Hello, friend, something unfortunate has happened and I'm sad." "I acknowledge your presence but wish for you to not speak to me." "Wanna fuck?" "Wanna fuck?~" "Wanna fight?" "Wanna fight, punk?" "I feel not a single molecule of respect for you and wish for you to be thoroughly informed of that fact." "I believe you are insane and will back away slowly as to not trigger a potentially violent reaction from you." "You are an idiot."
@airplanenut895 ай бұрын
German Engineers must be like the horsemen of the apocalypse to the aliens in the first story.
@AnikaJarlsdottr4 ай бұрын
German Engineers are the horsemen of the apocalypse even to other engineers.. their 'toys' always work perfectly, but they break easily and no one, besides another german engineer, knows how to fix the damn thing.
@TallboyDave4 ай бұрын
Perhaps, but in that case, I think that a British Boffin, tinkering in his shed, must be akin to a Cosmic Horror to those aliens.
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12334 ай бұрын
@@TallboyDave Those are just two sides of the same coin :) Creators and Optimizers.
@madengineer90724 ай бұрын
Drunken Aussie Engineer.
@overlordmagnatron5 ай бұрын
The great return of Agro Squirrel, may the hoards of soulless AI HFY channels tremble in fear!
@himleragabash54705 ай бұрын
As a Future Mining Engineer I have to say, I'm a Overly Happy when it comes to explosives. I love when my calculations Go BOOOM ! Exploding rocks are the best part of the work.
@RealArcalian5 ай бұрын
WELCOME BACK, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Happy Easter! Story 1: Humans are Space Gnomes Story 2: Body language, it's a complicated yet simple thing.
@joshuameierhofer89385 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm
@c7iC--s7ick5 ай бұрын
"aww sh*t here we go again" LETS FECKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
@kurtismiller95445 ай бұрын
For DA SKWERL and his Nest! Welcome home Agro.
@lanceknowlton18714 ай бұрын
Although I was missing a lot fewer socks
@kashkara_89435 ай бұрын
The Squirly Narrator blesses us with his melodious tones once again
@Psalmster0235 ай бұрын
Nice to have you back in the game. I was getting “Squirrelly… “
@cheesetonk5 ай бұрын
I like that spifflemonk find himself in another story
@Zanthum4 ай бұрын
Heaven forbid two engineers nod to each other. If that happens that quadrant of the galaxy is likely to soon vaporize.
@jukkiivi42825 ай бұрын
Thanks for finging these stories and your excellent narrations! For the Algorithm! For the Authors! For the Narrator! For the Beard! For Recovery!
@shaundeering22245 ай бұрын
Great to hear your dulcet tones again, my feed was flooded with ai hfy stories that can’t compete with the agro squirrel. Hope you’re healing well.
@BalthusDirein5 ай бұрын
For Da Skwerl may the nest grow large and comfy
@juliannerobertson38515 ай бұрын
Welcome back. Human voice reading stories.
@RJ-cf8jq5 ай бұрын
Good to hear you again. Glad you are healed up.
@thecaptainkern79745 ай бұрын
I've missed that jacket and the stories it tells ;) I am GLAD to see you back !
@darthrevan65445 ай бұрын
Welcome back!!! Glad you are better.
@coyotehavoc51185 ай бұрын
Congratulations on the recovery Agro
@PoldaranOfDalaran5 ай бұрын
The man, the myth, the legend has returned! Woo!
@MidnightSmoke5 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@Alex.H.B.1970something5 ай бұрын
Bravo Sir Encore! Good to see you back on form Agro.
@theshadyprotector84125 ай бұрын
Long Live the Squirrel!
@scotthinger63975 ай бұрын
So very glad you're back Agro it was getting boring! I am so glad everything went will for! WITH ENERGY!!
@user-iw6bu4iq4r4 ай бұрын
You forgot the Angry Engineer, the kind of engineer with a grudge towards something or someone. These are THE MOST dangerous kind humanity has ever conceived.
@Shadow.Dragon5 ай бұрын
Welcome back Master Skwerl! As an engineer, I approve of story #1! LOL!!!
@sordakthemobile17775 ай бұрын
Glad to see you back! Listen, I don't want to put any stress on you. Make sure you heal up, but I wanted to say that I do hope you continue with Vitmori's story.
@mackenziedrake5 ай бұрын
You do indeed sound much better, and less strained. I'm very glad for you!
@aclevername76134 ай бұрын
So nice to still see a human reading these stories. I watch sci-fi and creepy stories and so many are just ai its getting beyond annoying>.>
@jeanannd4 ай бұрын
So wonderful to hear you narrate a story once more. Have missed your voice telling us such wonderous tales.
@charlessutton54005 ай бұрын
So good to see you back. We missed you. Don't push it. One from you, regularly, is better than 2 or 3 with damage to your continuity.
@GnarledStaff5 ай бұрын
Welcome back, its good you hear your voice again.
@Cptn_Candy4 ай бұрын
Side note if you see a human engineer with duct tape on his belt, you have the full legal permission of the council to panic.
@BadgersBadgersBAdger5755 ай бұрын
Great to hear your reading again!
@traveler46535 ай бұрын
The man,the legend,he back
@jrsydvl72185 ай бұрын
Wait, I need to top up my glass of whiskey.
@harper13715 ай бұрын
Congratulations with the recovery. It’s great to hear you read again.
@normiesalvador18544 ай бұрын
It's good to hear your voice again.
@kennethfarrand-collins64055 ай бұрын
Great to have you back, take care and the world will remain in orbit.
@charlesmclain65584 ай бұрын
Hahaha a spifflemonk reference. Love this one already
@mattpotter1195 ай бұрын
Glad you're back.
@DylonBridson5 ай бұрын
Story 1: Ah yes, the most divine type of Holy Terran.
@1983sergev5 ай бұрын
🎶Look who's back, back again? Agro's back, tell a friend 🎶 Thanks for the story mate, good to hear you doing new stories 😊
@TooHighDPI5 ай бұрын
I don't normally read, nor listen to Audio Books, but i continuously come back here to listen to the stories that you end up reading, very entertaining and great for getting work done in the process
@robertwilliams26235 ай бұрын
Yes your back and i hope your doing well. Miss your stories
@Dragoon_Duma5 ай бұрын
Glad to see you're back
@Spacemanlacey15 ай бұрын
So good to see you back Mentalgent 😉. The algorithm has been very frustrating with all the AI hellscape's/mashups 😢🤯😭. Stay well, we need more of your narratives 🙏👍🎊
@johnracz60955 ай бұрын
Welcome back.
@amberpelton56795 ай бұрын
Great job! Great story! Take care of yourself and that golden voice! 😉
@bani10465 ай бұрын
Loved watching you do this live and now seeing the finished product.
@gordonhardwick95525 ай бұрын
Welcome back great one
@thepostapocalyptictrio47625 ай бұрын
Congratulations on returning. You are one of the originals, show those AI’s who the real narrator is.!!!
@theuglybiker5 ай бұрын
Now that you're back, let's get you workin' on 200K!!
@stevemiller80325 ай бұрын
Welcome back. It's good to see you're feeling better.
@racc00n_boi585 ай бұрын
HES BACK RAAAAHHHHH
@michaeljuul82075 ай бұрын
Welcome back, it's good to hear you again.
@21HiddenDragon5 ай бұрын
Happy Easter and welcome back! Your narration is as smooth as ever.
@Fylasfrommabi4 ай бұрын
the squirrel is baaack!!! hope your voice is okay :3
@efuller67705 ай бұрын
Well. Glad you're feeling a bit better. Hopefully the recovery continues and this wasn't too straining
@xavilius94884 ай бұрын
never expected a callback to spiffelmonk
@larrythompson86304 ай бұрын
The nod is rather true. It can show direction as well.
@billcook72855 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you're better. I missed you so much.
@OldPhartbsa5 ай бұрын
Good to see you back. Hope all is well.
@arandomsystemglitch23984 ай бұрын
Ah i love these cause instead of a fire alarm station colonys etc probably have a human engineer alarm the engineer has finished an tinkering project
@archeyassassin5 ай бұрын
Return of the king!
@einyv5 ай бұрын
You're back!!!
@leightondoswell4535 ай бұрын
Welcome back ❤ it as fun to watch how you do your magic
@johnmac47695 ай бұрын
so glad to have you back
@Lucifer13DeVil5 ай бұрын
Welcome back glad to your all better
@Norbrookc5 ай бұрын
Welcome back!
@rwme469823 күн бұрын
Love the Spifflemonk refference
@maxinedurling34255 ай бұрын
Welcome back
@user-kg7co9vi5r5 ай бұрын
Happy to see you back.
@JamesSavik5 ай бұрын
SO glad you're back!
@deussalt44795 ай бұрын
For the Agro-rythm!
@user-el1ko3sq7m5 ай бұрын
Welcome back❤😊
@robvoncken25655 ай бұрын
Hey welcome back m8 Good to see you again
@xxlhd0585 ай бұрын
Prophet re-recruited 99% complete
@sarabrooks19965 ай бұрын
So glad you're back.
@dragonoidsix5 ай бұрын
Amazing to hear that you’ve recovered well! Love the stories. Especially the Nod story~
@Vogas24 ай бұрын
I´m listening to stories read by you, while playing Krastorio. Then i hear this story and start laughing. Perfect match.
@dragonmaster372065 ай бұрын
Glad you are doing well and I am glad you are back 🎉😂
@DaddyODadio5 ай бұрын
'As a human i 💯 % approve of this article'! - Space Bounty Hunter Bandai
@Caigul5 ай бұрын
glad your back and doing better
@PartytimeYOLO4 ай бұрын
glad you are back 6:08 - 8:12 nice, Factorio reference.
@christinepearson57885 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm He's back.....!
@tedbrooks1034 ай бұрын
Congratulations on a successful surgery. Definitely awesome that you're back. Always a great job!
@autistandcat68045 ай бұрын
Welcome Back!
@contrafax5 ай бұрын
Thank goodness you are back!
@victortahlor40384 ай бұрын
Sounds like you are doing well Happy for you, don't strain yourself and Glad to have you Back
@eyllyssaunders53453 ай бұрын
Human engineers really do just be a video game character at max level
@jadesidhe26345 ай бұрын
He's back!
@christopherhalligan50575 ай бұрын
Glad to have you back man missed you
@Gh05tk3y4 ай бұрын
I'm a bit late checking in but I'm glad you're feeling well enough to read for us again. Welcome back.