I think we can all agree that the whole point of 40k lore is to make living in Nottingham seem less awful.

the Imperium learning from the best: SEND THE PRISONERS TO AUSTRALIA

I once ran a game of Dark Heresy where the players were trapped on a Quarantine World. Long story short, the future acolytes discovered why. There was a child born with blonde hair and angelic wings on the otherwise mundane planet and the Quarantine was put in place to make sure NO ONE found out. Imagine my players' surprise when an Inquisitor showed up when they found out and said 'Hi there! You're really good at investigation! Would you like a job or a tomb?'

There's kind of a hopefulness in the idea the imperium needs that many planets to remove subversives. One of the saddest things to me in 40k is how much of "humanity" has lost touch with some of the things that made them so.

I think if one is not born spire noble and isn't selected for becoming an astartes, I would think the best option is to become some form of a naval officer. You're important enough to be extracted from most situations, but not so important that you are swamped with responsibilities or seen as political competition. You live on a starship with relatively decent quarters, while stopping on various worlds goods and bad for resupply.

I ain't gonna lie.. I would probably Speedrun becoming a chaos cultist by accident.. and then get executed.. so probably doesn't matter where o would spawn

i would love to be a techpriest on a pleaure world taking care of the pools. And the cooking machines in rich houses. Somebody needs to do that. And everything needs lots of testing. For the Omnissiah.

Totally Awesome Episode! Thanks for all the Hard Video Making!:)

I love those deep dives, good work - keep it up!

Another blessed video, thank you

I think I’d want to be a farmer on a sparsely populated planet

Absolutely awesome vid! Thank you. 😊

I love your videos. Well Done. Another great video.

Warhammer 40k is like HFY, except for the not top ranker it's "Humans fuck nay!"

I work nights just woke up. Got some really good news and then this video popped up top of my KZfaq. Bloody great video. Art, editing, and voice-over all deserve praise!! Great vid. Cheers :)

21 seconds into the video “nah I’m not gonna make it”

That's the thing about the Imperium. The horrors of the galaxy have shaped the Imperium. It is so horrible because its the only way it can survive in a galaxy full of Lovecraftian horrors. Perhaps it would be different if the Emperor was still around and in charge but without him this seems to be the only way Humanity can hold its ground.

Catachan jungle fighters are impossible to hold on a feral world I would imagine

Holy shit. You gave me an hour. Wow.

Im digging these!

I love the deep dives my dude, it's fun to light your green pipe and just listen

Just as always. Be a highborn or die. I would not survive this universe but a part of me wants to see parts of it. I really would want to meet adaptis mechanicuas, some of the great warriors and even Necrons

This is way better. You were ahead of me 😊

I only watch to make me feel better about my real life job

Question: wouldn’t the best world to live on in the Imperium be an agri-world as those people need big families to harvest crops so it’s a cheek clapping fest every night?

Best video yet.

Why at 28 seconds is there a guy crucified to the star of David lmao

I'm all about that Warhammer 40,000k! What might humanity be like in the time the Necrons have been around, if we somehow survive that is? Maybe all the races merge into one civilization perhaps, or even one single species. And then that species goes out and spreads across the universe creating newer and weirder variants of the Milky Way amalgam species. I think the emperor gets a nercodermis body made from blackstone to control his godly warp essence. Maybe he even absorbes the power of the void dragon so his power can effect both the physical and immaterial universe. He can be the God he was meant to be without destroying the galaxy in the process, which is also beneficial to the Necrons ultimate goals.

Shit I can barely survive earth 2023. Strong breeze would lay my ass low.

i'd hope i'd luck out and be a psycher. I mean the black ships aren't that bad. At least they would want me and maybe i coudl be useful to the Emperor. he had a vision of a better world and I would liek to help do that. maybe the inquition would recognize my genius and talent. but if i was really lucky i'd get to look at the emperor.

Ironically the feral worlds are better off than the technological worlds. Who knew

NO! I would die instantly lol

"We will spread misery and death in order to stop misery and death."

I'd probably wind up being a hive ganger if I wound up on a hive city like necromunda. Specifically the house of chains or the ash waste nomads.

1:45 that sounds like it could be really neat game. You could start as a disgraced noble or soldier who somehow didn't get put to death. You get dumped off on a crappy, dangerous planet with a handful or so of NPC criminals. You could decide who to help, go your own way or try to hunt down and destroy the other criminals. Just spitballing

I may not be highborn but I’m high now🔥💨🌿

How to survive in yr 40 000: 1) find mechanicum 2) submit to the Omnissiah

How are unstructured penal worlds not just overrun by the chaos gods

40k, the only thing more bleak than real life. The only escape I got.

Anyone know why older games workshop "fine cast" ( i think its resin just looks a lil different then Forge World ) is just not as good quality of Forge World ? Since they are both resin ? PS Wicked video by the way. Thanks so much !

So you don’t have Freedom Of Speech in the Warhammer Universe

Id rather live in dark ages Europe as a serf than Warhammer

Can I survive in Warhammer 40k First of all NO THANK YOU

Corpse starche taste different pedending on the ingredients....mmmm

What good would i be an old man unless i be a vertern of the astra militarum, even then id much rather die as a commisar if id be given the honor

So is it possible that WH: Sigmar might be present in todays 40k? How? Or Why it can’t?

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Drop me on a pleasure world !

Question is 40k based in the past

This voice is an AI voice. No human being talks this way.

Yes you could survive warhammer 40K, the real question is for how long?

Anywhere is good as long it not the hive

You said penile 😂

Great video but sometimes hard to follow the narration as you don’t fully pronounce the last syllable in words - your vouce tails off.

Nobody has Netflix then?

Vintage coffee advertising posters can be a great gift, if it matches with their home decor

LAP40k

Agri world

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Id become a gang member

boop

Neh

copy cut Russia picture...,even the symbols - twohead eagle

its good lore but i cannot endure his way of speaking.

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Need to work on your delivery. You end every sentence in this same, monotonous tone. Change pitch every now and then. Its incredibly distracting.

I don't believe that the Imperium seems even remotely realistic. The whole setting is too hellish. People wouldn't have the morale to do anything. So I can't really imagine myself in such a setting. As is in our world antidepressants are used a lot. To make the Imperium work I imagine humans in that setting have slightly different genetics. That they are immune to the effects of stress and ptsd

Videogamedunkey?