Gotta love the idea of Cthulhu just pretending to sleep so humanity will leave him alone.
@eliandervalderen584911 ай бұрын
Makes sense. I wouldn't want to be bothered by people like us either.
@juho-petrusnieminen862111 ай бұрын
We'd sell him so, so many, extended warranties for his car...
@horrorchara739711 ай бұрын
Im just gana throw a car at him [Get destroyed by gaint laser]
@derGhebbet11 ай бұрын
"Just five centuries longer... they can't stay around forever."
@nachtwaya872111 ай бұрын
*SIGH* "Oh, Bother... it's humanity again.... blast that H.P. Lovecraft. Now they just won't leave me alone...."
@Wastelandman700011 ай бұрын
I love that humans tap into a space so horrible even Cthulhu won't touch it with a mile long non-euclidean pole LOL
@lumberluc11 ай бұрын
Hey, humanity would say "Suck my metal a**cheeks" just to prove a point, and we would still find that hilarious.
@Ryu_D11 ай бұрын
Thank you for the video. Imagine some human psionic turning a planet inside out, and having people just live inside it as if nothing had happened.
@D3vious11311 ай бұрын
*Some lucky HFY writer*: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!! :D
@TheAzynder11 ай бұрын
@@D3vious113 I wish I was a better writer, I would so steal that and never look back :)=
@D3vious11311 ай бұрын
@@TheAzynder No reason not to try anyway :) only way to get better is to do o7
@TheAzynder11 ай бұрын
@@D3vious113Well yer not wrong and it's not like I don't write, I just never post any of it. :) Too many long monologues, I get taken by them. 0.o
@lumberluc11 ай бұрын
Only in events that are massively traumatic.
@valtiel258911 ай бұрын
WAHEY! good to see you back in good form sir! thank you once again for narrating one of my silly scribblings! FOR THE ALGORTITHM! FOR THE BEARD! AND ABOVE ALL FOR THE GLORIOUS EMBODIED VOICE!!!
@AgroSquerril11 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed :)
@peterwalls-qf7ii11 ай бұрын
*valtiel2589* MORE!
@lupaswolfshead997111 ай бұрын
Nice this one even has a realm to explain human engineers magical abilities lol
@artyd4211 ай бұрын
It's not magic. Everybody keeps calling it magic. It is entirely devoid of magic and fully applied science to a point that even reading this you can't understand it. Take percussive maintenance. It isn't magic. It's merely adjusting the harmonic resonance of the component from outside of a machine rather than opening it up to an extent where you can physically reach it. You can't describe how to preform it because your description is lacking. You can only know, feel, or preform percussive maintenance. To an outsider from this plane it looks like magic. To one in touch with the mechanical realm... well... I remember one such individual. Master of harmonic resonance. So much so he could deliver it thru any connected object. Walls, floors, pipes, and even the mere air between him and the target was enough for him to alter harmonic resonance. Rendered completely inert by one psionic as he just discarded the connection to the mechanical realm until he saw fit otherwise. See it for yourself if you do not believe. Mork vs The Fonz is a classic example of why a psionic entity always wins in the end. We still don't know exactly where The Fonz's connection to the mechanical realm ends. They stopped first.
@lupaswolfshead997111 ай бұрын
@@artyd42 any technology viewed by a species without any concept of how the technology works believes it is of magic origin therefore all technology is magic
@seldonwright434511 ай бұрын
. I give you the idea of Clark Tech. It's all part of the same thing. High enough magic IS technology. Aanndd vice versa
@valtiel258911 ай бұрын
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from any basic form of technology. Supernatural is a null word, a word that does not exist."@@artyd42
@ironwolfF111 ай бұрын
Wow.....that was HFY on a whole 'nother level. 👍 That RiotFox44 wrote it is _not_ a surprise; he's one of the better HFY wordsmiths.
@Kualinar11 ай бұрын
When you make even Cthulhu and the other Elder Gods tremble in fear...
@elduquecaradura146811 ай бұрын
Well, this sounds fucking awesome, Warhammer 40K level of awesome. Basically psionics are people who managed to survive of being possesed by a super-space hell demon.
@lucielm11 ай бұрын
No, the super space hell demon doesn't do this. This is the mind and thoughts of everyone that ever was all at once pouring in and retaining your own sense of self in all of it. Imagine being a water balloon tossed into the ocean and popped. Then the balloon is forced back into itself without losing anything and coming out whole, with a few extra bits.
@elduquecaradura146811 ай бұрын
@@lucielm so that schizophrenic thoughts Jake had before dissapearing for a month was those thoughts? I mean, it has sense, I was just trying to get a middle point to get this straight
@winnerwannabe98686 ай бұрын
@@lucielm now with salt.
@klasandersson752211 ай бұрын
Oooh, that was a good one! Nice to hear new readings from you again Agro, I´m allmost out of your older stuff! 😎
@bytoadynolastname614911 ай бұрын
Cognitive Dissonance takes on a new meaning when it comes to psionic combat.
@valtiel258911 ай бұрын
I Think... therefore you no longer have legs.
@Kualinar11 ай бұрын
A place so terrible that even Cthulhu refuses to go ? WOW !
@jukkiivi428211 ай бұрын
Welcome back! I hope your recovery is going well. Thanks for finding this awesome story.
@madbrokendream765311 ай бұрын
I once suffered an extreme headache that cause me to overthink and visualize random things at high speed. I can't comprehend what is going through my head as the pain course through me. It is so painful, I tried to sleep away the pain but I instead I get shocked awake for a day. Sometime, I realized I some how lost consciousness and woke up due to pain.
@antimnaftan475511 ай бұрын
You are slowly turning into a psyonic chutulu like entity... Or just having psychotic episodes. Yeah probbably just having psychotic episodes...
@MidnightSmoke11 ай бұрын
Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@smaragdwolf111 ай бұрын
to be honest? Sounds like Sensory Overload, combined with the "upgrade". Something dumped a huge Databank in his Mind and his Brain had trouble to process the input. Our Brain needs a constant sensory feedback from the Body to give new commands. But with the Brain running on 100% processing power to deal with the input, there is a "Lag". Signals from his Pain receptors are to weak to get his Brains Attention, thats why he cant feel pain in that moment. Ever had a moment where you slept on your arm or your leg rested in an unsual angle? Then you know the tingly, dull feeling when you try to use that limb. Try to walk around with that tingly sensation, when your Nerves sends confusing informations to your brain. Thats the zombie-like walk. Laughter and screaming can be triggered by hormons, realeased by the Brain. I would say his Mind was so busy with the input of "the shroud", that basic control functions went out of control. And when he had processed the first set of new Knowledge, it caused a psionic energy spike that threw him into another place, followed by the shockwave of him ripping space-time for a split second^^ Also: Welcome back :) Hope you could recover a bit.
@lumberluc11 ай бұрын
Humanity is capable of creating the most beautiful of dreams, and the most horrendous of nightmares. This Jack boy (Yes, I know, work of fiction, or truth that happened way back then that it no longer matters), just jumped into the Astral Plane. I was smiling, ear to ear, when I listened to this story. Knew what the boy is capable of, knew his potential, and would of loved to be a mentor to him. But this is a past experience or a work of fiction and I'm just glad to listen to it. Thank you for the narration.
@Robert-pn1gw2 ай бұрын
Jesus christ, wtf, this one of the few stories that have both given me goosebumps and a cold sweat. Don't get me wrong, this is probably one of the best stories that I have heard so far, but still the sheer description of what was going on was amazing. I'd give both the narration and story a firm 100/10.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH11 ай бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@chaptermastersinclair105211 ай бұрын
Sounds like a stellaris play through
@stratometal11 ай бұрын
It has been a while since I have had the pleasure of a good psionics tale. Really good this one. Reminds me of a couple of really good books, my first one of this subject was Psion by Joan D. Vinge. Really good. This one story feels like a really good introductory story to a really cool Mythos, and a ton of interesting books.
@lazrustosadow5880Ай бұрын
The mention of a inside out planet would be pretty cool, a lava world that has a deep crust that would go into a massive hollow core with a lithoid civilization
@michaelyoung726111 ай бұрын
Good to have the narrator back in buisness
@morescodesup208711 ай бұрын
Smh Psyker moment ☕️ Can we get some blanks on call?
@leonievanheerden709011 ай бұрын
For the one and only best narrator ever 💐 Thank you, and a speedy and safe recovery...take care of yourself, there is really only one of you ☘️🌞⭐
@flakcannon72211 ай бұрын
Woot! More random one shots =P . From my vague and uneducated knowledge of sinuses and surgery, the back pressure from vigorous talking would be bad wouldn't it?
@AgroSquerril11 ай бұрын
Doc said it should be OK in moderation
@Kualinar11 ай бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Take it easy until your are fully healed, and take it easy for about a month after the end of your convalescence. Your health is more important than your publishing.
@yomogami456111 ай бұрын
oh lovely tale thanks for the fantastic narration sir. hope the healing continues
@oakenshadow676311 ай бұрын
So glad Jack came back. Poor kid.
@allenmorgan100711 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
@DavidWilsonsays11 ай бұрын
Man I hate when this happens to you, I myself have cut down on coffee - it seems to help.
@canary436111 ай бұрын
That actually was terrifying as heck for once.
@peterwalls-qf7ii11 ай бұрын
Yeah , having every stray thought become reality is horrific; its why magic has rituals , and religion has prayers. Thoughts outside these parameters, are ignored. Thus is the universe saved from itself!
@amorphoussolid851211 ай бұрын
For the love of a great story, well told. For the love of the narrator!
@tylercharles458711 ай бұрын
Jesus that was terrifying
@mywither787811 ай бұрын
This is the first videos of yours where I've seen your face, and goodness, it is so fitting to your voice xD
@peterbonucci966111 ай бұрын
This reminds me of your SCP series. Thanks for the story.
Old guard asn also meant agros sock eating nantes lmfao
@LustyDwarf9511 ай бұрын
I love these. I wonder if they'll be folded into the 24/7 live at some point
@philo207711 ай бұрын
Danke!
@AgroSquerril11 ай бұрын
A pleasure , thank you for the dono
@kurtismiller954411 ай бұрын
Wow I'm first today hope you're feeling better today Skald
@johnc501111 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@SoulariceJackson7 ай бұрын
so one of the most empathic lifeforms in the galaxcy has the highest chance of not only survivig an awakening, but also becoming a psyonic practicianer. ..... im just gonna say it. and its an adage as old as time; but its still true to this day. i can be your best freind or your greatest knightmare. what will you choose? -humanity
@amberpelton56798 ай бұрын
Awesome narration!
@deus0rcinus88911 ай бұрын
For the Squirrel! For the Algorithm! FOR THE VOICE!!!!
@jaredstar11 ай бұрын
Not going to lie I teared up a bit
@lonewolf02511 ай бұрын
Love your narrations. Thank you so much for doing them!
@masterpython11 ай бұрын
Good to see you
@zuzax165611 ай бұрын
This story is about a month early...it would be a great Halloween story.😮
@Wastelandman700011 ай бұрын
Greetings O mighty Narrator! (now get well!)
@alfredsutton441211 ай бұрын
Welcome back, Bard of the SF world. I missed you.
@FoAmY9911 ай бұрын
The Warp, Psykers, and demonic possession. The author seems to be "heavily" inspired by Warhammer 40k, though I wouldn't exactly call that a bad thing
@user-iw6bu4iq4r11 ай бұрын
Its always the quite ones.
@llamabrat0711 ай бұрын
I enjoy the sound of your voice, and you are a great narrator.
@antimnaftan475511 ай бұрын
Relatable
@skylord260610 ай бұрын
Now i just imagine someone being able to use all 4 forces what would be the power of that person be able to do
@michaelchaney233611 ай бұрын
Ah yes my future. The phoenix always rises.
@FuckThis513411 ай бұрын
This one was great!!! Thanks!
@Elyseon11 ай бұрын
The Shroud. Lovely. Guess some idiot will try to become the crisis or make a pact with the End of the Cycle.
@ColdNapalm4211 ай бұрын
Welcome back.
@jeanannd11 ай бұрын
Fantastic story!
@Inufan200511 ай бұрын
All Hail the Squirrel! Welcome back!
@scott64411 ай бұрын
That was well read. Hoping I can sleep tonight.
@UsernotFound201811 ай бұрын
Holy [Macaroni], what an [Wonderful time] Nice .
@StarScapesOG11 ай бұрын
It looks like you are doing well. Hope that is true!
@JRMshadow260a11 ай бұрын
Horribly NICE... hehehe
@eyllyssaunders53456 ай бұрын
This just gives me vibes of psykers from 40k
@lrmackmcbride749811 ай бұрын
Awesome narration
@jonlobello715111 ай бұрын
That was a scary one, Bud!
@96soup11 ай бұрын
Yep Warp..
@merlinathrawes74610 ай бұрын
And the Eldritch Horrors are afraid of little 'ol me?
@elfeater176011 ай бұрын
GREAT STORY! For the Author! For Agro! For the Algorithm11!
@kirkjones963911 ай бұрын
Sounds like yer doing OK. Just take it easy, we'll wait.
@kaseymathew189311 ай бұрын
Turn a planet inside out? What if you just turn the individual insi- EW, GROSS! Put it back!
@klappstock94311 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@TheStarMachine200010 ай бұрын
After hearing this, I want to become a psionic
@khazdor11 ай бұрын
Cool,
@mattbrown551111 ай бұрын
The Master Bard continues unabated.
@jam25842011 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm ✊🏻 For the Narrator ✊🏻
@RealArcalian11 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Not so much Humanity HFY as Humanity WTF!
@lupaswolfshead997111 ай бұрын
Hey skwerril is asn a play on Aslan the lion from the lion the witch and the wardrobe by any chance
@genericuser98411 ай бұрын
cool
@TairnKA11 ай бұрын
The scared hand, or not?
@irateastartes120611 ай бұрын
Suffer not the wytch to live.
@chronred819010 ай бұрын
i would like to ask for the source of the image used for the video; curious who the anime character is