Author of the first story here, the voices you did made the story a thousand times better than I thought it would be, I hope you enjoyed it too!
@yomogami45618 ай бұрын
😁
@Uzzgub8 ай бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@thecrimsonfkr28188 ай бұрын
Good story, gib more please
@jeredmelendez61848 ай бұрын
Aye captain indeed you have a good hand for stories. Please continue making them. Cheers and god bless you and yours. Merry christmas
@leechowning27128 ай бұрын
I'm looking forward to hearing other stories of yours... Because that was hilarious. As a teacher I can hear in my head the tone of that senior councilman... being the same as when someone handed in a printed off wiki article claiming it was a research paper.
@reddeathstar24288 ай бұрын
Once again a human world fell before the guard did
@brendamayfuller88038 ай бұрын
Cadia stands.
@thecrimsonfkr28188 ай бұрын
Cadia stands
@Blood.Angel.8 ай бұрын
Cadia Stands!
@Cadiangrunt998 ай бұрын
CADIA STANDS!
@TheAroVII8 ай бұрын
4:33 'If they do unify, you should be scared' is what may have been written, but his reading of 'If they do not' is so much more foreboding
@himleragabash54708 ай бұрын
Well, If we humans don't unify againts a exterior treat, It means we don't really see It as a treat or have something worse to care about.
@Sean_XT8 ай бұрын
@@himleragabash5470 either that or the closest warring faction is confident it can fight both enemies and win
@robertstoneking79168 ай бұрын
The difference between humans playing nice and humans dropping everything else for war can make us seem like a totally different species. I'm surprised we haven't genetically engineered those allergies out someone must have decided they're useful.
@SilvaDreams7 ай бұрын
Ironically we're figuring out why we have allergies (it's mostly a 1st world issue). We are actually too clean and don't come into contact with parasites which we evolved with so our systems are naturally on high alert 24/7 and end up spazzing out and thinking random things are hostile thus over reacting and causing us harm instead. Parasites naturally release chemicals to suppress our immune system as to stay with us, so without them... well allergies.
@MyrdinAnnoth7 ай бұрын
"If the councel went to war with the Humans, there would be no councel." Thats a pretty powerful line right there.
@MidnightSmoke8 ай бұрын
yep that peanut butter is deadly stuff. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@Wastelandman70008 ай бұрын
First story: "Will these fecking idiots ever read the fine print???" Second story: Damn Spiffy! LOL
@nobodyimportant24708 ай бұрын
It isn't even the fine print. They skim the first paragraph then start calling for war.
@scotthinger63978 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WITH ENERGY!!!
@13thBear8 ай бұрын
That second story is silly! But, I liked it. I had just finished a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before listening to that story and imagined my reaction to a “poisoned” pb & j sandwich which I’ve been eating for a good 65 years or so. Some things you never outgrow. 😊
@battlesheep25528 ай бұрын
I guess Spaceman Spiff got tired of crashing all the time and went into the peanutbutter business
@Questor-ky2fv8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laughs from 2 good stories, especially the second one!😄 I'm a nut butter aholic. If I don't have nuts or nut butter at least once a day I'll go into withdrawals. I have even made my own nut butter in a blender. Back in the late 80s there was a peanut shortage, leading to a peanut butter shortage. I ran out of peanut butter, and couldn't get more for a while. I had shelled sunflower seeds on hand, so I made sunflower butter. I know some people can't handle peanut butter, but I'm okay with it.🥜🌰
@Razalonjrt18 ай бұрын
Story ! amazing and fianly someone who has a brain and not about political endevor, A vote to make sure you read the whole document. Story 2 LOL yes Peanut butter is safe and great with honey on toast. LMAO fearing it posionous that it killed someone but really they were just alergic to it. Always love to hear you reading stories Agro.
@mateuszbanaszak46718 ай бұрын
"The planet broke before the Guard did!!!"
@judahschultz8 ай бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE GOLDEN THRONE!
@leechowning27128 ай бұрын
Cadia Stands, brother.
@judahschultz8 ай бұрын
“Prepare for long range bombardment!” -Germanicus, Master of the Forge of the Black Guards
@clowdklerk3218 ай бұрын
Both are great! The author for the second one consistently get a chuckle from me.
@superspicy87408 ай бұрын
Anyone else immediately hear the Sabaton Song by the same name when they saw the Title? (In case the title changes in the future as of writing this it’s “The Final Solution”)
@reddeathstar24288 ай бұрын
Song is already not leaving my mind
@Window_ig8 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's really horifying to think about how we basically made an "assembly line for murder" as another guy here put it
@amberpelton56794 ай бұрын
The Onion ninjas got to me. This is exactly how I feel about Death. Old friend, I have never been afraid of you. ❤
@wardraven87556 ай бұрын
Enjoyed both stories.
@justagamer67928 ай бұрын
from the title i was expecting someting along the lines of nazi space germans
@Maddog30608 ай бұрын
Both of these were good.
@jm2watkins8 ай бұрын
The expert level of narrating where he added in the extra pause when the senator read wartime economy is just amazing
@mikkelnpetersen8 ай бұрын
It's not the first 5 lines or sentences that're the most important, it's the first page and/or first chapter that is, if you judge something from the first line of information, before you've read the full report, you've read nothing. "This creature is a normally a peaceful herbivor" "Oh good, that means that I can just walk over to it and touch it" "Unless approached, then it will more offen than not feel threaten and charge at the percived threat and since it weighs at least 700kg the impact is mostly fatal, and since it will stomp on a threat that lies on the ground THAT *WILL* be fatal, so don't be an idiot and keep your distance" THAT is what I call part of natural selection.
@Netherdan8 ай бұрын
"It resembles a giant fat pig who can't move more than 2 meters per second, but its fat layer is in fact almost nonexistent and its bulk mass is mostly muscle tissue. Their bodies are so dense they don't swim, but run under water, usually faster than a human can run on land"
@jgkitarel7 ай бұрын
@@Netherdan Ah, the Hippo. The world's most dangerous land animal.
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12334 ай бұрын
@@Netherdan I thought he meant the half-blind tank with the large pointy stick on its nose.
@Netherdan4 ай бұрын
@@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 now that I think about it, it might be. I dunno if hippos have the habit of stomping or they just crush the head with their spear armed jaws
@RealArcalian8 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo It's called "scorched earth" for a reason
@amberpelton56798 ай бұрын
I love peanut butter on toast! So yummy! For the algorithm and beard!
@Ryu_D8 ай бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@Phoenixvigor018 ай бұрын
Thank you for All your content, it helps me relax and do my model painting
@beingsneaky8 ай бұрын
Well, I am glad i am not allergic to peanuts.
@frankmoore35987 ай бұрын
Last time we heard from captain sunlights crew they were delivering a package to some snooty female with a beautiful garden
@jmichaelramirez25108 ай бұрын
I want to know what they are going to make out of the expired heat packs!
@universalsoulsamurai24015 ай бұрын
Always good
@crudkick8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the stories!
@garysprandel18178 ай бұрын
Peanut butter and bacon on toast just sayin. Been enjoying that for 50+ years since gramps introduced it to me as a little sprout.
@leonievanheerden70908 ай бұрын
Story 2; I still think that there's always one being who would give it a try, whereupon everyone else will follow...a sort of genetic litmus test kind of organism vital to every species 😉
@SLEPhoto8 ай бұрын
Spaceman Spiff, eh?
@yomogami45618 ай бұрын
thanks for the stories and narration
@oldnick47078 ай бұрын
This second story, 'Schrodinger's Poison', is very funny and certainly well-written. I'm glad he didn't go into the the story about poor 'Bopburt' though.. 😮 Poor poor goddamned Bopburt.. 😢
@assemblyrequired73428 ай бұрын
Hah, I love the story about the peanut butter, and its tendency to cause allergic reactions! I could sweets made using the stuff as being considered by other races as an addictive drug, especially mixed with chocolate (which, to be fair, isn't too far off)!
@demonlordotrt7548 ай бұрын
Wait is that tex mex chilli? Peanut butter 😂
@Uzzgub8 ай бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@allenmorgan10078 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@ICountFrom08 ай бұрын
That second story sounds familiar.... is it from the same story as the space Veterinarian and the kittens of DOOM?
@jnorth33418 ай бұрын
Just leave us alone and let us sell you Big Macs and Whoppers and we'll all be fine.
@merlinathrawes7468 ай бұрын
Would you like a copy of our Geneva Conventions for future reference, senator? I suppose it would be confusing to aliens that some humans are allergic to various types of human foods.
@carminedesanto67468 ай бұрын
Toronto ☕️
@kurtismiller95448 ай бұрын
for da Skwerl and his Nest! may his nuts flourish!
@daddyleon8 ай бұрын
Maybe make it the first paragraph or have that law in place already
@danijelandroid8 ай бұрын
Paragraph 11 should be paragraph 2 problem solved.😊
@azrielsilverkirk90348 ай бұрын
Second story blows.. 😢
@clonechoopa318 ай бұрын
When I first saw this title I had just finished a fuckton of WWII history research focusing mainly on the Nazis and just HOW evil they are for absolutely no fucking reason (I was bored, go fuck yourself) and I see this title... I have never been so quick to jump out of a chair so fucking quickly in my life 🤣🤣😂😆😅😅😅 For those of you wondering the research mainly consisted of the movie Conspiracy (2001), the movie Schindler's List, and a bunch of videos on historical firearms and tactics. P.S Incase the uploader changes the title in the future, the title as of writing this comment was "The Final Solution"
@lupaswolfshead99718 ай бұрын
So no real research whatsoever then lmfao
@clonechoopa318 ай бұрын
@@lupaswolfshead9971 it is research if it focuses on a particular subject. Research is not reading articles until your eyes bleed.
@The_Viscount8 ай бұрын
Having studied early 20th century history for school, work, and curiosity, it gets so much worse than what is ever shown on screen by Hollywood. It's difficult for the human mind to understand just how many people lost their lives. For people, the tragedy of loosing a loved one is hard. The largest number of people a person can reliably know the name of is roughly 100. The death of 100 people would be the death of everyone you know the name of or easily recognize. More than that becomes an abstract number, a statistic. To me the biggest horror aspect of it all isn't the number killed, but the way they were killed. The Nazi party took the concept of genocide and used industrial principles to exterminate people and recycle their belongings. They made murder as efficient as possible to kill the greatest number of people both quickly and with minimal resource expenditure. Assembly line murder. That's what horrifies me.
@Window_ig8 ай бұрын
there is a band that makes songs about the world wars, battles, and heroes to educate people on these topics, but also have a song about this called "The Final Solution" "When freedom burns The final solution Dreams fade away and all hope turns to dust..."
@kylejohns22888 ай бұрын
Read the book ordinary men it tells the actual story of a group of police officers that were made into a extermination team by the Nazis
@anathardayaldar8 ай бұрын
story 1: tbf, humans don't read the whole god dam paper either. Some don't even bother to read the fricken article at all before sharing a clickbait title.
@merlinwizard10008 ай бұрын
4th, 18 December 2023
@Kirsten29338 ай бұрын
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@TheJeikou8 ай бұрын
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@xgentis6 ай бұрын
Nah Nutella taste better.
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm24568 ай бұрын
Aonv
@edespiritu45318 ай бұрын
Final Solution as a title offends me. Sure, it’s my problem, but I just want to mention I’d be happy if it’s changed to something like “genocidal genius.”
@tedchastain84935 ай бұрын
Dear Mr. Squerril how would be the best way in your opinion to decentify these shity ai narrators . I'm getting over ran with it and have to search for real narrators even though I'm subscribed and if I click uninterested I lose all stories in my feed Any agroie idea