If you are an Author and would like me to narrate your stuff , Send me a message on Reddit (u/Agrosquerril) with permission and I will add you to the pool of authors I pull stories from. (no Guarantees )
@babyoda19739 ай бұрын
Thank you for what you do
@curtiskutzler9 ай бұрын
Ditto!
@libertyprime16149 ай бұрын
How is your health?
@AgroSquerril9 ай бұрын
@@babyoda1973 my pleasure , thank you for watching
@dont.beknown56229 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for the entertainment. You bring the stories to life.
@Shinzann20079 ай бұрын
For the first story: A Thesaurus would do them wonders
@SythDracous9 ай бұрын
The concept seems to have been the first thing that got banned if it ever existed to begin with.
@artyd429 ай бұрын
@@SythDracous Probably was not a thing prior to the banning and as such would only exist if it was allowed first. A small curse. A large effect. If a word is banned from being said people tended to not look to say that word there. As a child your first curse word is learned and it opens a new world of language. To the unknown, when all is avoided for fear of repercussions, you don't learn that first word until you make a mistake and get punished for it. Their punishment is probably removal from society on a long term basis. A war of speech. Who better to fight said war than a deathworlder?
@fishyfish2015 ай бұрын
Thesaurus is a forbidden word. You will pay.
@pedroarjona69969 ай бұрын
And in that way, "Just going to the barbers next door" became an euphemism for joining a rebellion.
@PoisonWolf7 ай бұрын
Iirc, "just here to buy tofu" or something to that effect is a chinese idiom / euphemism for "I'm a background character, ignore me."
@GEWB21059 ай бұрын
George Carlin's ghost smiling down on the one human about to teach aliens a whole new way of beating censorship.
@tekhara9 ай бұрын
1st Story: I just wanted a haircut, how did I end up starting "Freedom of Speech" movement among xenos? 2nd Story: We saw you and we left some knowledge, but we want to see your develop on your own. And we left a shield and a beacon just in case some bullies show up. You are welcome.
@jukkiivi42829 ай бұрын
Those phrase pillagers should kick the bucket in expedited timetable. Attacked by a swarm of biomechanical horrors? No worries - Humanity is here! For the Algorithm! For the Authors! For the Narrator! For the Beard!
@spaceengineeringempire40867 ай бұрын
I think humanity is dead in that one due to it said “we were saved by a dieing race” and “the United Terran Republic that is an alliance of hundreds of species.” That or humanity is very few in numbers.
@yomogami45619 ай бұрын
thanks for two different but enjoyable stories and the narration the first one: the human was lucky or he'd be in trouble with his use of language the second one: paying it forward
@scp25399 ай бұрын
1st story: a mistake was made this day which destroyed council space and civilization as the universe knew it.
@scotthinger63979 ай бұрын
Nice! Two stories one to make you think and one too give you hope! WITH ENERGY!!
@widdershins53839 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the desire to know more…. INTENSIFIES!!!
@tabithachastain69999 ай бұрын
I love the 2nd story. Tales like that give me hope
@jamaicanewshub95829 ай бұрын
The first story is indicative of the fuckery that is happening in this timeline
@RealArcalian9 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Humans are accidental lexicon liberators! Story 2: I read this at some point or other. Suitably epic.
@strmcatchr5 ай бұрын
Thanks for being a good storyteller
@babyoda19739 ай бұрын
I made it a nice treat from my grind on quantum mechanics studies
@KroMagnum49 ай бұрын
Excellent as always.
@Shadow.Dragon9 ай бұрын
Great stories; Excellent narration!
@barelyasurvivor12579 ай бұрын
Great Stories The second one was the best Humanity pack bonding with everything they can.
@SergeyWaytov9 ай бұрын
The second story here is very "Bright" and brings a happy smile
@MidnightSmoke9 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve
@Free_Krazy9 ай бұрын
Imagine wanting a haircut and somehow sparking a revolution instead lol
@user-ob7jq6hn6p9 ай бұрын
One of the best ones yet
@DisIzDaName9 ай бұрын
Story 1: Dear Brothers and Sisters of the no-no words, today we discuss the concept of the "urban dictionary"...
@sebastiannavarro96869 ай бұрын
Good job!, well done
@curtiskutzler9 ай бұрын
Huh, whats happening i missed the first 35 minutes...My life is incomplete!
@kniffrost9 ай бұрын
My favorite one is "excrement occurs"
@James-ep2bx8 ай бұрын
1st story: welcome to the euphemism treadmill my lord
@mollyhackman49107 ай бұрын
Freedom of speech! Here!! NEVER!!! Life on planet U tube.😞
@TheAncientAstronomer9 ай бұрын
Galactic cancel culture. This cancer spread among the stars!
@Jesus...Christ8 ай бұрын
love your videos!
@zetaking29099 ай бұрын
O-03-89 "enters the chat"
@larrythompson86309 ай бұрын
A little knowledge can be dangerous.
@rohesilmnelohe9 ай бұрын
Dead = achieved room temperature
@pauldockins96359 ай бұрын
Excellent
@Shinobubu5 ай бұрын
most based human. just wanting to get a haircut.
@najroe9 ай бұрын
for the AlGoRiIThM and the narrator
@SergeyWaytov9 ай бұрын
First story -- just lets wait and see what's gonna happen when this human introduces them to Enternet Trolls and Online Game players, determined enough Person could pretty much run circles around the chat filters to the point of them becoming useless 😂😂😂
@richardholland45339 ай бұрын
Russia has just banned the use of foreign languages and said English is a dead language.
@theicyphoenix_77459 ай бұрын
doubt russia would go that far,even if not a democracy theres some common sense left in there,china on the other hand....
@supremecaffeine26339 ай бұрын
English is the language of international trade. On top of being easy to learn but hard to master. What is Russia thinking?
@mac-gyver11529 ай бұрын
So how did you join the army, I walked into the wrong room and boon bobs yiur uncle here i am.
@asandrewsilvaw8 ай бұрын
For the algorithm
@genericuser9849 ай бұрын
neat
@jrw2electricboogaloo4118 ай бұрын
if i was the hummin in this story would reply to them saying that the word dead is ban with dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead
@osmacar53316 ай бұрын
first story was definitely done by a brit that's rather through the field with all that.
@billb76369 ай бұрын
From these enjoyable stories, something is missing. The humans are portrayed as altruistic, which is nice but unrealistic. A military incursion such as happened in the second story is easy to see and thus relatively easy to defend against, given that the defenders have powerful allies - but the danger of economic dominance comes next, after the battle and during the peace, and that is harder to point to and respond to. Oh, sure, there are humans who care about being "fair" in commerce, even many who are altruistic - but it is certain and undeniable that there are significant number of humans who are thrilled to exploit such a situation for their economic gain - it seems to be part of the nature of a significant percentage of the human race. So, realistically, after saving the inhabitants will come commerce, some of which will be "fair", but some of which will be exploitive. There will be economic winners and losers but hopefully the situation of trade and commerce will result in the presence of a large "middle class" who live comfortable lives.
@zerumsum16406 ай бұрын
Hiya, I'm the author of story 2. The humanity i had in mind is a post-scarcity society. I may write more in the same world, but the idea would be that each species is given a radius around their home system that is theirs. until they are up to speed on how the republic works, they are protected by law and any who try to tip the scales in their favor are punished severely. This humanity has made that mistake before, and is not about to allow it to happen again. After all, it's what nearly destroyed them until another race said "Fuck it, we are dying to the same evil and it is too late for us, but we will give these crafty monkeys everything they need to ensure they can fight back!" The republic is built upon the ruins of the empire that attacked humanity, and it consists of the victims of that empire and the races humanity has found who are willing to co-operate. If they aren't willing to co-operate, then humanity will leave them to their own devices unless provoked. It's a very "Star Trek tinted glasses" view of things, but keep in mind this is thousands, if not tens of thousands of years in the future. Humanity is an old race by the point. another story of mine, a single pinhole, covers the very start of the republic.
@cptncutleg9 ай бұрын
What is that intro?
@genericuser9849 ай бұрын
the premier countdown is a default youtube one
@curtiskutzler9 ай бұрын
AgroSquirrel spares absolutely nothing to provide his adoring audience the finest royalty free extra value content he could find in the 30 seconds he looked. Keep it up Boss! We're rootin for ya!
@cptncutleg9 ай бұрын
@@genericuser984 wait, that spaceship stuff is all royalty free?
@Kirsten29339 ай бұрын
Like 872😊
@TheJeikou9 ай бұрын
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@merlinwizard10009 ай бұрын
28th, 27 November 2023
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm24569 ай бұрын
Skvd
@dkbros15929 ай бұрын
Free speech is necessary but remeber it's not ment to be used to hurt People or the place where people will struggle or it creates violence Have freedom to speak what u like but malaice and bad will not
@curtiskutzler9 ай бұрын
Can you test the like button on my comment I need to know if its working. Thank You!
@GyorBox9 ай бұрын
I like that second story. "You owe us nothing." When in fact, they owe them everything, but its so human to forgive such a debt. All they want is to be friends if the newcomers are willing. 🤌