you look like a young carson

2:01 Terminator 2 moment

Lol but of course le epic cinematics im I right? Rip n tear! Lol

It's a smart life choice trust me👍

Notice he doesn’t kill any humans. Not even UAC

They also have a warning for Doom Slayer just walking in.

WARNING: THE SLAYER HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY.

Akito Scorpio all mortally challenged be advised

If he is in range what can you even do at that point?

@@revanamell1791 What's your definition of range??

Sounds about right.

More like Guy: you want red card? Doomguy: Stop talking.

''Quiet, head.''

What type of head

Other people always hang annoying things on their key chains.

ARC Guard: "I think I need a new pair of pants & underwear!!"

Doomguy "Heard you talking shit"

@@lucienhalf7105 its UAC

@@Hwks-music also Doomguy: You wanna say that again?

me: excuse me?

😂

@Nero The Backwards Oren I seriously don't know if you're sarcastic or not

Doomguy on bosses: Gordon Ramsey on Hells Kitchen

@@Astrum05 there’s medication for that

@@acelee12 They’re gonna need more than medication.

Vega: "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" The Doom Slayer: "Nah Vega,I just wanna sit here and simply pretend that I am actually blowing some shit up with a giant cannon of death.... Of course I want you to do that! TF kind of question was that even supposed to be anyway? 😑"

@@yassinecherradi7538 😁

Is gun broke? Doomslayer Bamboozled!

Angry but not violent*

Vega: Would you like me to disable the safety protocol? Doomguy: The fuck kind of question is that Vega!!!.

Solgaleo >

@@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 But i agree

Bro already had one of those exact guns, why does he need another, bro trynna duel wield?

@@4thwall271 just for the disrespect

"You won't be needing that anymore."

It's like: "Oh, I thought you would say something I would give a shit about... Nevermind."

@@maxlefou81 It felt more like listening to the intel, and then he mentions 'need to carefully' No one tells Doomguy to carefully anything xD

​@@DaMoniable Literally Hayden in the first game. Tell him to move the Argent Energy chambers carefully and he destroys everything

Doomguy was probably taken aback by the fact that the scientist was absolutely not afraid of him

Never tell doom guy to carefully do anything

Hahahahaha true

Sigma grindset

You forgot the part where he *>refuses to elaborate*

@@kx7500 the disrespect

Refuses to elaborate

Anh Tien Quang Nguyen yeah the moment he takes your things your argument is no longer valid

It's Our Gun

@@shouldi9283 ya called?

@@bepin9854 yes

@@shouldi9283 form the Soviet Union.

@Wild Doge Knowing Doomguy... he probably would

That one scientist woman: *BREED ME!!!*

That woul be me

I-I CAN'T LIKE

666 likes epic

Cuz dude isnt sane anymore. Boy snapped long ago😂

​@@sweetbabycheesus8497 Honestly, I doubt that. Doomguy shows remarkable foresight throughout Eternal; he knows exactly what he's doing when he does stuff, and it's all calculated. Case in point: Shooting a hole into Mars. He needs to get to an underground portal, so rather than take the long, difficult approach of spelunking around looking for a cave, wasting valuable time, he creates a path there in a fraction of the time. Alternatively, retrieving the Crucible; he knows what it does and how to utilize it. He's not insane; he's wholly, terribly sane. (Plus, fist bumping an action figure? You're telling me you've never done that?) (It's also much funnier for him to be a totally average guy in most regards that just happens to fucking _despise_ demons.)

@@ladywaffle2210 he has obviously ptsd. He gets flashbacks when he touches his armor in Doom 2016. He doesnt even talk. He was many years ALONE in hell, lost his wife, his kid and the worst, his rabbit daisy by the hand of demons. And of course he knows what the crucible does, he was the King of the Nightsentinels. After all that, he definitly ISNT sane anymore. Dude got some lose screws. We even can see small Rabbids walking around in EVERY level (they are daisy).

And this is just an idea from me: What if everything is just in his mind? If he went so insane after the death of his family (And his rabbid of course) that he imagines it.

@@sweetbabycheesus8497 PTSD doesn't equal insanity. Neither does selective muteness.

Yup, just because he can point it at something and pull the trigger doesn't mean he has control. :P Or interpreted in the other way: Quite the difference between having a weapon "in your possession", and "having a weapon".

@@Sanquinity Doomguy IS a weapon... XD

@@PerfectAlibi1everything else is just to make killing demons more satisfying for him

I think it just decided to say it differently for no reason. It says both after he gets the weapon so I don't think its a correction.

Satan: "OH SHIT,HE DOES?!! THEN RUN FOR IT!!! ITS EVERY DEMON FOR THEMSELVES AT THIS POINT!!!" 😱

THE. WHAT?

Satan: Everyone, just go have the rest of your lives off.”

@@fbiagent8675 *_no_*

If I was a demon if I hear anything about doomguy being in hell i’m out

I may be old Buuut I swear the sound of the safety protocols being disabled is from 3D Pinball Space Cadet on the old Windows pcs. I mean like 97 era.

@@lucielm old school reference

@@fjack765 You hear it too? It sounds like the refuling sound effect from going through the upper level on the left of the pinball screen.

@@lucielm mick gordon did use OG dooms musical references. So this is no big surprise

LordVulpix it is man!!

To demons he's actively aggressive, meanwhile to the UAC, he's just passively aggressive, doom slayer uses both types of aggression to defeat the ones he hates.

@CallMeAshe The Doom Slayer doesn't kill humans.

@CallMeAshe he just dragged a movable chair and the chain was made of very light material no he didn’t

@@fauzzarahman2765 why were they scared of him though?

@@demochris1786 a tall armored man literally walks into your workspace is also known to have killed trillions of demons, is also known for his brutality and hatred towards the demons and your work so to happen to be helping the demons. Of course theyd be scared

You'll be happy to know that's exactly what happens. He continues to appear throughout the game as basically the only person who not only isn't afraid of the Slayer, but hangs around to make sure all the tech stuff that needs to be done back home gets done.

dude he's literally doomguy's intern in the first DLC

@@cqrson8079 we call him internguy

Why would anyone be that afriad of the marine, its almost like some sort of player power-masturbation thing...?

t. Person who does not know doom lore

Lol ha

HAIL THE BIG FUCKING GUN

“Danger all personnel Flee to Mars surface The doomsayer has control of the bfg”

@@professionaldumbass9958 doomslayer victims in a nutshell

The way he mashes the trigger. The only thing he's concerned with is the thing not firing fast enough.

I'm eating cereal , i see this and then i start choking

@@frongbong7014 haha space gun go schrooooooooom

NO NO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A HOLE IN MARS THAT WILL RUIN OUR ECONOMY YOU IDIOT YOU'RE SO RUDE hehe big gun feels nice

That just makes it more enticing for him to take.

Pfft, he probably thinks something else, since he used to be a knight after all, he probably thinks it’s some kind of bow... BIG BOW GO BANG BOOM!

Human to Jelly transformation.

dude even has the wallmart version of Praetor Suit too.

The guard's gender identity is questionable

Its the head movement that makes the scene for me. He's absolutely terrified and it shines through.

"Gentle" Riiight....

@@Not_interestEd- He is gentle actually

@@AverageCatz I'm aware, I think it's funny we're calling a guy who cracks skulls casually gentle.

​@@Not_interestEd-that's gentle giants for you.

@@kytrensol9777 fair enough.

Doomslayer: “Denied”

The word “apology”....gets tossed around a lot these days...but...

Doomslayer: it’s too late for apologies now

Is this referring to that GTA-5 meme?😂😂

The word "accepted" will get cut into the skin of a Baron of Hell

Imagine alarm being like warning doomguy is taking a big crap

Are they really allies though? the hologram woman always says stuff about how you should give all your blood to UAC or some shit

@@practic4l349 UAC as an entity went full on cultist, but the guys on the BFG facility seemed to not yet partake. That's what the "Corporate says we should let them through" was about. Corporate = cultist HQ, they want demons everywhere. Guys on Phobos were still trying to fight them.

@@bwcmakro ooh I see that makes sense now so these guys and doomguy was the last hope for humanity because the others were already surrendered to demons

*Doom slayer has access to the fridge.*

he's doomguy

He's not a different species but he certainly is "beyond" human.

@@Humanresouces he’s no god that’s for sure, but he sure has the abilities of one

@@transparent999 Yeah something like that.

He IS an Alien to them. This is not the same Earth, same dimension he came from that got hellified back in Doom 2. He's even taller than an average human there, towering over everyone.

So true.

i mean, i am 5'12 and they just... look absolutely terrified. am i really THAT scary? 💀

@@Egorgamer-ik9cw 5'12? do you mean 6 feet bro?

@@GEB_Rosee_PPSyeah

@@Egorgamer-ik9cw imagine how it it feels to be 6'6

Largest in the UAC. Demon loving scum.

I think he is a fan of the doom slayer

@@FiendLuckless He was an ARC scientist, so no, not Demon-loving scum.

Yeah glad he was around he was great lol.

ARC knew about the Slayer from Samuel Hayden, hence the reason why there wasn't any resistance to giving up the Crucible or Hayden's remains (not that they really had a choice in the matter).

I think 6 feet tall tho

@@DeputyDexin for Eternal, it's stated that he's like 6'8".

coolkidontheblock yeah but when you look up his height on google he’s 6ft. Plus when you compare him to other people during the cutscenes, he doesn’t appear much taller than anyone else.

@@mgn546 still a terrifying guy

@Excelsior he has just high boots

Probably because they know that one problem will solve the other. Guess which.

They're right to be.

@@matthewgagnon9426 right?! With proper reason

But why are they scared of him? He's on our side, isn't he?

​@@stephenbyrne2170 He may be on our side but if you have played any of the doom games you would know the UAC are the Fuckers who caused this whole mess So Doom guy has an actual reason to Hate them because their Unethcial tests of trying to harvest Argent energy caused earth's demise

Corporal escort private Jensen to the medical ward he needs psychiatric evaluation stat

i cant figure that part out, why did the Slayer take his Plasma Rifle when he already had one?

@@deman182 It's a honor tho. the slayer took your weapon to a battle. imagine how many demons died by your weapon

@@deman182 Ammo

Patchwork because he can like who’s gonna stop him?

dude rips musclebound demons of any size to pieces with his hands at several occasion, can you imagine if he accidentally finger flicks a normal human? they will explode into bits and pieces

@@JohnDoe-ch6qy ... oh shoot.

He only having business with demons, bystander on the sideline doesn't matter. God-like power or not, he is once human

Im not gonna call it "gentle"

I mean he did pull a security card from someone's neck which kind of strangled the guy for a little so maybe not entirely gentle.

He just really likes those collectible figurines I guess

stolen?

@@kebes. yeah, the only thing they changed about the joke was putting spaces in "The" and "What".

The big friendly giant

Bulging furry Help me out here.

@@captainjackpugh6050 gock

@Excelsior you're fighting to save your own ass, how about that

"save my own ass"? Does Doomslayer look like someone who needs to save himself?

Same. Also I was bored of every dead person being the same damn bald guy

@@detectivebiggz89 well you have to fight demons, so... yeah

there would be nothing for doom guy to fight for if there was no humans anyway.

He could have just snapped it off the lanyard and probably given the poor guy whiplash from it, instead he just very slowly and deliberately pulls him over to the card reader xD Technically doesn't even take it from him, just "borrows" it for a second.

Hmm... it’s almost like they knew he was gonna take it

@@camaranjones6679 well you know what they say: hope for the best, plan for the worst

Does bfg stand for Big Focking Gun?

@@emilydixon3886 yes or smth like that

@@emilydixon3886 I mean Wikipedia actually says it does so I mean

Kool-Aid Man: *OH YEEEAAAAHH!!!*

Me: Anyway.

Doomslayer: *so anyways I started blasting*

Just do it

mars: guess I'll die

Is doom Slayer don't ask

LMAP

Ngl mispelling lmao made this funnier Btw underrated comment

Hahahaha

@Mr_No_One Enjoy your 666th like.

@@Luigi_Mario_1997 RIP AND TEAR!

He’s basically just walking through to get to the BFG.

"Kindly fuck off please."

Man, imagine the scientists watching the live camera, and seeing the slayer destroy every single demon in the facility

@GunBunny “fart and shit, until it is done.”

@@Order-zq8go _sees him walk into the room_ "So....we're dead huh?" _casually walks through the room without even bumping into anyone_ "...wait what?"

He is protecting himself by trying to put an object between himself and an instrument of destruction. The object in question is absolutely pointless, but it is better than nothing for his sanity

He doesn't want DoomGuy to steal his chair

Look at everyone else standing. He gets the luxury of a chair and not even a godslaying man will take that away from him.

He probably needed something to hold him up from his jellified knees

Plate_Fox what other reaction do you expect, it’s *him*

Just *him*

Even if you're not on his hit list.

i repeat. The Slayer has the BFG

Plate_Fox, it’s the DOOM SLAYER HIMSELF, the man who singlehandedly fought all of hell, and killed the strongest of demons in EXISTENCE.

Slayer: "gun" Guard: "yes sir, here you go"

He looks at his friend to see if he got his back😂 2:00

Slayer: *Grunting noises*

He has maxed out charisma but only uses it for intimidation

I was assuming the BFG was the big fucking gun.

Yeah​😂

(Me in that place) Yea..... 😨👍

666 likes

It's more like:"thanks God hes on our side"

All I can hear is halo marines "Did you see that!? Glad he's on our side!"

Allow me to introduce myself

Corporate says we should let them through No He do...... Yes he will

"This isn't the gun you're guarding" "This isn't the gun I'm guarding" "You should go home and rethink your life" "I should go home and rethink my life..."

@@hyperx72 "You can't just shoot a hole into the face of Mars!" "Yes I can." "Yes you can."

Me: wait his name is slayer Also me: my skyrim player will defently kill doom slayer you know why ill just aim for the balls

@@hyperx72 these aren't the priests you're looking for

And dodgeball is no longer allowed at his school.

@@cid2852 they actually play alot of dodgeball cuz the doomguy has moro balls to share

@Zack Smith both characters are made to be busted so theyd be on equal footing probably.

@Zack Smith makes u a roblox shirt

I love that Doomguy can be substituted for chuck norris and those jokes only get funnier.

More like "I don't speak"

@@radityarakha90 he speaks in a flashback

@@guts-141 maybe he's mute but yeah he's cool when he dosent speak

He speaks in unfathomable rage and fury... its a very subtle and nuanced language... and kinda requires a shotgun to properly understand...

Why would he speak? It's a waste of time, he has a world to save.

He is so badass he sits on tables instead of chairs

Guard : yay my kill score on this weapon will finally increasing! (tf2 mechanic)

@@dr.johnsmittersmidt7644 now if I can just get him to wear my unusual kill streak hat as well.

Dr. John Smittersmidt bruh, doomslayer took my strange :(

you forgot the **uncontrollable gasping**

Just happened

False: There is no falling as everything becomes "infinitely tall" to prevent DoomGuys wrath. The Laws of Physics themselves fear DoomGuy.😇

@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Jeez it's a joke.

Mars certainly took some doomguy damage there

@@mr.reality1611 he was jokin too

Nice to see you here, I have to say i enjoy your videos it makes my day alot

He’s just like “I need that key card. No no, don’t get up. I got this.”

Gentle?? He basically pulled him by the throat, constricting it as the force of the lanyard on his neck caused the office chair to wheel over XD

I mean he kind choked the guy a bit

@@jh3328 compared to what he normally does, this like like petting a soft tiny kitten

@@jh3328 Well, considering that he shears metal and tears demonic flesh with his bare hands, and quite literally squishes his enemies' heads into their chests with nothing more than a bit of force, I would say that he could do a whole lot more. Compared to what he's been doing for the last few hundred years or so, he's practically giving him an ice cream and a pat on the head.

I can't escape ENA fans, can I?

@@Warning_OpinionAhead never escape the ena fans

Well I mean humanity is his entire reason for doing any of this, other than just killing demons anyway. If he went off killing people who didn't try and kill him it'd defeat the purpose

@@crooked9210 yup doomguy was their last hope and he knew that

@@Bongbongo so that's why he basically just yoinks whatever the fuck he wants.

It's called 'admiration from a distance.'

@@chaosinc.382 From a safe distance*

That guy is the only one who played the games

@@sweetcoincidence4048 There's no such a thing as "safe distance" when talking about the Slayer.

Halt O'Carrick you right 👍

Doomguys thoughts: "saf..tee..?"

Every bloody internet user on every security prompt ever...

He is doom slayer

Right as it happens I read this,

clearly an American console player

Humiliated in seconds Xd

Doom Slayer: "You mind if I use your-" Guard: "Here my weapon, my keys, and my wife." Doom Slayer: "Your BFG."

Wtf?

@Ahmed Nizar The one in this vid is Doomslayer, and it's quite apparent you've never played Doom Eternal. He also killed demonic armies, except he NEVER DIED throughout his quest. And jumping from building to building? You think that's epic? REALLY? Just jumping from one building to another? That's just a routine for him, you twat. Oh, and in the scene in this video, after he obtained the BFG he then proceeded to put himself into that space cannon and told VEGA to LAUNCH him into Mars. Get it? He basically did a human cannon trick and got shot into Mars in supersonic speed. He then landed on Mars, no scratch, and proceeded to kill more demons. Flying horse and a magic carpet? Doomslayer has a fucking giant space ship fuelled with God knows what energy that runs endlessly, go ahead and do the comparison. Oh, and also by killing demons Doomslayer actually heals himself and gets stronger, so yeah the demons he slaughtered are basically health packs and red bull cans for him. Oh, and here's a kicker for you; before Doom Eternal, the Doomslayer was so unstoppable that demons in hell had to work together to beat him, and the best thing they could do to stop him was to trap him under some rocks for some years. Get fucking it? They couldn't even kill him even after gathering so much army to stop him, and then years later he escaped the trap and started killing demons again. Peasant my ass.

@UCrMyBZr7L4Tw5e-kV4YfkFQ he is an idiot dont listen to him

I'd probably want to give him a high five.

@@capnlatenight5356 *arm flies off after impact* "yesssss"

Lmao you're right, maybe just his autograph.

I would want him to train me and 1million other folks instead of doing egghead shit

@@topapex4353 thousands of years? So he was originally a neanderthal human?

- Hey! That's my gun! - ... - It's your gun.

I got my keycard pulled in the door thingy

"But I wrote my name on that one..."

@@lordalph2102 "It's *my* name now."

@@gordonchell4364 "your name is timmy?"

OBJECTIVE STATUS: FAILED

Objective Update: DEAD

Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next ti-wait no, no we won’t.

Cringe

Gfd I yo n most people are just cringing at you my self included

Finally someone else thought it was funny

@@fighter4hope716 Duh it's the funniest crap I've ever seen. I wish there was a pickle in it though

Just happened

666 likes, very fitting

This is how parents wake guys up for school

Fuck this shit I'm out

🏃‍♂️💨

Well if your saviour is a guy that hears metal all the time and could destroy demons even with his fists and he is angry all the time i would be fucking scared too loo.

Master Chief comes to prevent doom. The Slayer comes because you are currently doomed.

Yo zedoud thats some megamind shit you wrote there. Took a screenshot

Then "The Slayer HAS the BFG"

They knew he'd work his away around to it lmao

It was never a matter of _"if,"_ only _"when."_

I KNOW RIGHT

@@spamaccount8979 the fact that they not only had a PA line for him controlling the BFG but TAKING it is absolutely amazing

There's a worst one: "Warning, the Slayer has the BFG!"

Doomguy: Reload? What's that?

He don't know what safety is

@@amiidkwho4782 he dont need safety

@@troll1572 indeed

You'd think a guy wearing a helmet that big would know about safety.

It'd be great if he was just sitting there thinking. "F***in' DO THE THING!" Then when it fires he thinks "Ok... I'm keeping this."

I know everyone calls it an alarm, but idk if that's the right word. Alarm implies it's a warning. It's really just telling them he has it. What are they gonna do to prevent it?

@@oomfoof7294 an announcement perhaps?

the announcement is a warning that the most dangerous entity alive has the most dangerous gun in the facility in his possession.

Nah he didn't steal it, BFG in general just belongs to doomguy.

@@Baron0009 Like the fatman to a fallout protagonist, it just kinda happens

“Why gun no go bang bang?!”

I want gun go boom boom

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an mars-shattering kaboom!"

Budget-cuts.

DoomSlayer wants big boom

Plus that guy sat chair has wheels on it. Imagine try to drag him with normal chair

There's also a fun part where he just pushes the guy behind that big laser (forgot the name of the laser). Instead of breaking his spine or kicking him out, he just pushes him lightly to make him shift

@@dalaxdercrisper957 I feel like, if the chair didn't have wheels, the Slayer would just taken the card from the guy, opened the door, and put the card on the table.

@@Kartoffelkamm If the chair didn't have wheels he would have just picked the guy up with one hand and the card in the other hand.

When i firstly saw the scene i seriously thought he would pull the card so hard it would break the necklace or something

Considering his capacity for violence, he's positively GENTLE with other people.

I’m pretty sure that’s about as gentle as he can do. Like Superman and the whole world made of cardboard thing

Nekko Blue anyone that is truly intimidating doesn’t need to raise their voice or act tough. Their mere presence is enough

I imagine inside he's like "pardon me... excuse me, I just need to walk by here... Oop, pardon me!" while everyone is just attempting to run with shit in their pants lol

@@IgnarHusky I believe you. XD

@H M he wishes

Link?

@@Jarock316 No.

Man? You mean walking death machine that's the defenition of "literally too angry to die."

Clearly sounds like Luigi

DarthWall275 Doom Slayer: THIS GUN IS HUGE! IT’S A BIG GUN! BIG FUCKING GUNS GO BOOM!

Vega: Right, dumb question.

i LOVE that bit. love getting to see lil bits of doomguy's personality like this, heh heh

@@kziila0244 boom slayer

"YES! COME ON COME ON COMEONCOMEONCOMEOOOOONN!"

The Slayer might accidentally kill or seriously injure one of the humans if he's too rough with them. We're talking about a guy who rips demons in half with his bare hands here. It's basically the equivalent to how a human has to be careful when holding a stick bug.

The same energy of pushing aside curtains on a window of a house. Light weight baby.

He doesn’t even seem angry, he’s just like, “please move out of the way,”

Didn't even push, just walked forward.

I like that they just kinda let him have their guns, since they know he'll probably be able to put them to better use anyway stopping the demon hoardes