Humans ruled by Tau? Guevesas - Warhammer 40k Lore

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Жыл бұрын

In honor of ‪@PlayOnTabletop‬ Tau Nick's birthday, let's talk about humans who LOVE the Tau! Happy Birthday Nick!
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@Marxon1134
@Marxon1134 Жыл бұрын
Not eating corpse starch anymore is a big selling point I bet.
@jonh101
@jonh101 Жыл бұрын
If you can leave Though it is a very big IF
@Meteorknite
@Meteorknite Жыл бұрын
Imperium provided good life but now has no choice they are literally battling extinction and these guys stood up and left to some mind controlling enslaving fishes lol. They are selfish traitors
@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery
@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery Жыл бұрын
Well I like the corps starch... Heretic
@annoyingkraken
@annoyingkraken Жыл бұрын
​@@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery There'd be an abundance of corpse starch on Vraks, last I heard!
@ivanl5158
@ivanl5158 Жыл бұрын
Was what the tau eat ever actually established? Asides from milk..probably
@largeone923
@largeone923 Жыл бұрын
"What is this... Tau ration?" "It's called bread. It's a very common food ration. What did you eat before this?" "... uh..."
@Khim_0129
@Khim_0129 Жыл бұрын
"Starch made from the constant supply of dead bodies in our empire, the occasional lizard cow... The usual."
@jamychong2876
@jamychong2876 Жыл бұрын
"uhhh fellow citizens from the hive?"
@Caliell
@Caliell Жыл бұрын
@@Khim_0129 Calling Soylens Viridians anything to do with corpses is heresy and deemed for Servitude Imperpituis.
@azmanabdula
@azmanabdula Жыл бұрын
@@Khim_0129 love me some ambull meat mmm Crunchy Thats good gum bleed
@parthadeb5604
@parthadeb5604 Жыл бұрын
​@@azmanabdulayaa but raw grox meat taste far better
@plasmancer6104
@plasmancer6104 Жыл бұрын
"Gue Vesa face hostility and persecution by the imperium of man" Tau "does this trouble you?" "No, honestly, they do that even if you're part of the imperium. It's why we left"
@Meteorknite
@Meteorknite Жыл бұрын
Now cutting your balls and getting this brain parasite will trouble you
@patternrecon5271
@patternrecon5271 Жыл бұрын
Baizuo heretic
@indoorperson4054
@indoorperson4054 Жыл бұрын
Harsh truth
@nuchinuchitekton7730
@nuchinuchitekton7730 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@eMpTy12189
@eMpTy12189 Жыл бұрын
😂
@cook279
@cook279 Жыл бұрын
Maybe someday we’ll actually GET supported human Tau auxiliaries.
@TabletopTitans
@TabletopTitans Жыл бұрын
It would be so cool!
@AbyRemy
@AbyRemy Жыл бұрын
​specially when you are fighting Gurd armys.
@agidyne9676
@agidyne9676 Жыл бұрын
Oh, I downloaded a mod for Dawn of War. I wonder if they make up a unit for the Tau.
@litebluwulf
@litebluwulf Жыл бұрын
Techniquely you could just paint guardsmen into tau colors amd play them the same as guardsmen, thats kinda what they are anyway though idk what actual weapons and armo for the auxiliary is supposed to be but until we get that id recommend just using guardsmen it would make for some intresting campaigns or battles
@whatzittooyah3244
@whatzittooyah3244 Жыл бұрын
All factions are getting new models with their next codex, though it's probably just going to be a battlesuit or a named character
@connermccracken5397
@connermccracken5397 Жыл бұрын
A warhammer show about a tau Guevesa would, in my opinion, be one of the best depictions of the 40K universe while still being set around a human
@icebreaker5138
@icebreaker5138 Жыл бұрын
They should frame the imperium as an oppressive force like the Empire in Star Wars. Maybe show a space marine in passing just to show the fear something like them would evoke from another perspective.
@bobsempletank5362
@bobsempletank5362 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, that would be brilliant. The audience would be able to have someone to latch onto (and seeing as how the Tau are the most "moral", it would be a much more relatable figure than your average imperium guard or space marine), and would include actual intense stakes, seeing as how they're just a normal dude, but not serving in an army where they're used as meat shields. Also, because the T'au are new to the battlefield, it would allow for new audiences to be introduced to all the big players, like the Imperium or the Orks and Chaos, at the same time our main character is, so no new audience member has to do extra research.
@briantarigan7685
@briantarigan7685 Жыл бұрын
Life in imperial civilized world is far better than become second class citizen in Tau empire
@moreplease998
@moreplease998 Жыл бұрын
​​@@briantarigan7685hat's one of the things that's well noted: life for average humans who join the Tau is typically much better than for those same humans in an average Imperial society, even as second class citizens. The problem is the Tau don't really understand the danger posed by humanity. The psykers that are being born with increasing regularity or just "activating" halfway through adulthood will draw the attentions of the daemons in the warp. A major part of why humanity's age of technology came to an end is because the species started becoming increasingly psychic and got _noticed_ . Corruption of AI's and humans followed The Imperium at least has some level of control over the psyker problem, even if it's a losing battle. The Tau are just lining themselves up for a warp spawned sucker punch if they take on too many humans
@briantarigan7685
@briantarigan7685 Жыл бұрын
@@moreplease998 i'm talking about life in civilized world, worlds with population range of 15 milliom to 10 billion people with spread out city and most of biosphere intact, life in these worlds are generally good all of this are canon, and being shown in eisenhorn books or some novels lile the infinity and the divine, i would rather live in these worlds that compose majority if imperial worlds rather than the Tau's who literally biologically brainwashed their population And yeah, the psyker shit also being taken into consideration
@UnknownSquid
@UnknownSquid Жыл бұрын
"Their decision to join the Tau highlights the complex interplay of ideologies..." Tau Diplomat: "Have you ever tried food that isn't compressed algae or reprocessed corpse starch? Did the abandoned foundry vat you used to be lodged in have toiletry facilities? Central heating? Aircon? Catering? Are you missing that limb by choice, or was regenerating it not covered by the Imperial health service?"
@yimingwang8037
@yimingwang8037 Жыл бұрын
Le citizens:wait you thought the imperium have health service other then burning the disease?
@HiopX
@HiopX Жыл бұрын
What is "health service"?
@torg2126
@torg2126 Жыл бұрын
​@@HiopX A back alley doctor, who never entered a non religious learning institute, and whose entire skillset came via an apprenticeship.
@Sgt-lott10
@Sgt-lott10 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried meeting the adeptus soritas? That's enough reason for me to stay loyal to the emperor
@UnknownSquid
@UnknownSquid Жыл бұрын
@@Sgt-lott10 You mean seen pictures of the Adeptus Soritas, right? It's generally best to pray you never get to meet them. You're infinitely more likely to get subjected to a Black Templars style over-zealous purge, as your entire neighbourhood is burned alive because one dude made a chaos sounding sneeze, than be treated to some kinky fantasy.
@cancerbucket2245
@cancerbucket2245 Жыл бұрын
Humans in tau armor look badass
@williambenedictalava2634
@williambenedictalava2634 Жыл бұрын
I concur chief
@Kreschavier
@Kreschavier Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail art made me think of Dune
@kaputasri
@kaputasri Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Halo
@funnelingspace9268
@funnelingspace9268 Жыл бұрын
Looks like something out of dune
@narrativeless404
@narrativeless404 Жыл бұрын
@@kaputasri Yes
@Lordradost
@Lordradost Жыл бұрын
*Imperium of man:* Eat gruel, drink cloudy recycled water, work 18 hour days or physical punishment." *Tau Empire:* "this is a smoothie, here, a free cappuccino machine, 6 day 8 hour work week and holiday plans."
@Halden.
@Halden. Жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest though, can you blame them for wanting to bail on the Imperium? I certainly can’t.
@vladtheimpaler9577
@vladtheimpaler9577 Жыл бұрын
Especially if you lived on a hive world. The slums of a Tau city would look like paradise.
@pixelgoat7317
@pixelgoat7317 Жыл бұрын
Same; i began Guard to build a Guevesa Traitor Guard! However, i was also holding out for Guevesa models or rules to add auxiliaries to the Tau's ranks....though more alien races would be awesome too. Would add to the alien collective that the Tau are
@umapessoaqualquer3688
@umapessoaqualquer3688 Жыл бұрын
I do not speak Heretic
@Halden.
@Halden. Жыл бұрын
@@umapessoaqualquer3688 blood for The Blood God.
@TabletopTitans
@TabletopTitans Жыл бұрын
The Imperium is kind of the worst haha
@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher
@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher Жыл бұрын
Imperium: "You left your conditions as subhuman livestock in a hive city! I brand you: HERETIC!" Guevesas, eating something that isn't reprocessed human remains: "Oh no! Anyways..."
@insidious7329
@insidious7329 Жыл бұрын
Imperium: When we find your Great Great Great Great Great grandchildren they'll suffer the wrath of the Emperor !
@kamchatmonk
@kamchatmonk Жыл бұрын
Imperium: "Got balls?" Gue'vesa: ;-(
@QueenTheCossackTongued
@QueenTheCossackTongued Жыл бұрын
Guevesas when the Greater Good demands not only their reproductive organs but the suddenly reduces their rations tenfold for 8 years for no reason. 😢
@Briselance
@Briselance Жыл бұрын
Sure. Better off living as quasi-slaves to another species, huh?
@Briselance
@Briselance Жыл бұрын
​@@QueenTheCossackTongued Their... reproductive organs?? Guevesa are... castrated???
@Kraken160th
@Kraken160th Жыл бұрын
"It was this or chaos and i prefer not using a blender as a gloryhole"
@charlottewolery558
@charlottewolery558 Жыл бұрын
I really hate the warhammer universe because of the imperium, but if this IP goes mainstream, God forbid, that quote will make that reality far less odious.
@hydradominatus
@hydradominatus Жыл бұрын
@@charlottewolery558 oh god please no quippy marvel quotes in 40k please don’t be ridiculous while trying to make the show serious
@charlottewolery558
@charlottewolery558 Жыл бұрын
@@hydradominatus No no no. This is a very human quote, a very human reaction to inhuman things. Also, the joke is, it's not a joke. At all. Even a casual like me knows this.
@insectslayer1374
@insectslayer1374 Жыл бұрын
just use a bigger blender
@NeoIsrafil
@NeoIsrafil Жыл бұрын
​@@insectslayer1374found the Slaanesh worshipper...lol
@kennethclark4599
@kennethclark4599 Жыл бұрын
"You call us traitors. We're not the ones shooting our own men to make examples of them."
@zimzim6066
@zimzim6066 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah then the greater will is gay how about that you tau lover We fight for humanity supremacy not to be slaves to mini avatar race wilt a vagina in there foreheads
@vltraviolence7640
@vltraviolence7640 Жыл бұрын
"Traitors are labeled by those who meet the end of my bolter. And my bolter never shot whats behind me. . . Only those who stand in the Imperium's way."
@eolendes6432
@eolendes6432 Жыл бұрын
@@vltraviolence7640 boo get new material
@pyro571
@pyro571 Жыл бұрын
​@@vltraviolence7640 get new material
@youtubecensorship842
@youtubecensorship842 Жыл бұрын
They literally betrayed the Imperium, and the only people getting shot are other traitors. Killing a traitor is no treason, literally by definition.
@xer0c
@xer0c Жыл бұрын
If I lived in that nightmare hellscape universe I’d join the Tau too.
@Orgus_the_bloody
@Orgus_the_bloody Жыл бұрын
Heresy detected on imperium soil, Lethal force engaged
@techpriestalex8730
@techpriestalex8730 Жыл бұрын
You have better chances with the imperium. The Tau would be destroyed if the imperium actually gave a damn about them.
@Viktor-jn2vs
@Viktor-jn2vs Жыл бұрын
Joining chaos cults - da best.
@28Hazefur
@28Hazefur Жыл бұрын
​@@techpriestalex8730 man, a human life is only 100 years. I wouldnt live long enough to see the imperium arrive on a tau world if I was born the day it launched
@thecarrierpigeon6657
@thecarrierpigeon6657 Жыл бұрын
​@@techpriestalex8730 tau got cooler weapons, better quality of life, more chill shit. Though I would rather choose the farsight enclave other the ordinary tau tbh
@Ornzora
@Ornzora Жыл бұрын
Tau : You can do any religion that you want, as we don't have particular one Human : *Start religion based on greater good and manivesting it in the warp* Tau : WTF ?!
@NieroshaiTheSable
@NieroshaiTheSable Жыл бұрын
tbf intentionally manifesting Order Daemons? Possibly the only thing that'll really work at this point.
@anthonyrodriguez8788
@anthonyrodriguez8788 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, having a decently powerful Warp entity in the Tau's corner is a sound long term investment whether the Tau realize it or not. The Sisters of Battle, Blood Angels, and Space Wolves all have their own Warp entities and they are all really powerful.
@HiopX
@HiopX Жыл бұрын
Humans woshipping the Chaos god of the greater good: Look at me, I'm the Tau now
@bennyang2200
@bennyang2200 Жыл бұрын
@@anthonyrodriguez8788 That just the Emperor. I wonder why people cant see the signs. The Emperor is turning into a Warp God of Order. The Sisters Saints are Greater Demons of the Emperor. Legion of the Damned are Demons of the Emperor.
@hamper6511
@hamper6511 Жыл бұрын
I just cant help but imagine suddenly a Diablo Archangel inside the warp suddenly spawning fucktons of angels and crusading in the immaterium because some human saved by tau got to eat Hamburgers and they prayed so hard that all shall be happy manifested the High Heavenly Crusade 😂😂
@AdultToons
@AdultToons Жыл бұрын
Humans in Tau armor look more badass than the Tau themselves imo.
@DuongNguyen-dx2vq
@DuongNguyen-dx2vq Жыл бұрын
Thats AI
@Z3Milesky
@Z3Milesky Жыл бұрын
​@@DuongNguyen-dx2vqexactly!
@user-fn6mr4zj2n
@user-fn6mr4zj2n 11 ай бұрын
​@@DuongNguyen-dx2vqNo, it's not AI. I speak as an artist. On this channel, I have not yet seen AI drawings being used. There are already enough drawings in Warhammer 40,000 from humans.
@Keram-io8hv
@Keram-io8hv Жыл бұрын
Hey, still better than end as lobotomized toilet cleaner
@Briselance
@Briselance Жыл бұрын
And be sterilized? Hmm... no. Not better at all.
@UnknownSquid
@UnknownSquid Жыл бұрын
At least they have toilets. Countless trillions of Imperial citizens have never seen such luxury.
@command_unit7792
@command_unit7792 Жыл бұрын
Joining the Tau is one of the ways you become one...
@Keram-io8hv
@Keram-io8hv Жыл бұрын
@@command_unit7792 And being in Imperium is a way where you will definetly become one
@BarokaiRein
@BarokaiRein Жыл бұрын
Imagine the first Guevesa going like: "Guys, you've got it all wrong, that's not at all what the Imperium is like. We're far, far worse than what you think." "What do you mean?" "Ever heard of Cherubs?"
@pretzelbomb6105
@pretzelbomb6105 Жыл бұрын
"And you say that this is a... common punishment?" "Yeah, servitors are pretty important but they get chewed through quick." "I see... and what, pray tell, did this man do?" "Uh, well, murder is a common one. Heresy's another. Treason, sedition..." "Ah, so it's at least reserved for high crimes. A small mercy, but even monsters are slaves to practicality." "When the Mechanicus isn't short on them, yeah. If they need hands, they'll just grab a load of workers and cart them off to the brain scrubber."
@Lord-Of-Bread
@Lord-Of-Bread Жыл бұрын
I'd love for the gue'vesa to get their own models or even their own army (although I think the kroot should get that first)
@shanem8145
@shanem8145 Жыл бұрын
Dungeons and Dreadnoughts is making one as part of a Kickstarter
@TabletopTitans
@TabletopTitans Жыл бұрын
Oh thats true, would love to see a Kroot army
@omfgblondie
@omfgblondie Жыл бұрын
T'au is unique in having various races in their empire. It's a shame that this is realised in only 3 different races in the minis, but we should not take one of those away.
@dolphinerofachero3159
@dolphinerofachero3159 Жыл бұрын
I guess GW doesn’t make them is bc they would be redundant on the tablerop or smth
@maxdickings6874
@maxdickings6874 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure GW had a sanctioned one-page codex thing or something back in the 4E days
@BeatmasterAC
@BeatmasterAC Жыл бұрын
As a citizen of the imperium that wasn't lucky to be born to a noble family in a top hive level, you have only a few options to achieve a relatively peaceful and normal life. A) Leave the imperium and join the tau. B) join a rogue trader crew which has a good captain. C) become a space marine (if you survive the process til you become a full fledged battle brother. D) try to get a job on a Garden World / Paradise World.
@Aureonw
@Aureonw Жыл бұрын
C is near impossible already, you'd have to be some of the baddest to survive that shit, the surgeries without anesthetics, unless blood angel then you sleep, the chance your body refuses the gene seed and your organs start failing, the countless decades of brainwashing, yeah that shit tough if you managed through it since childhood grats you'a bonafide certified killing machine, you would be utterly irecognizable to anyone else and even your past self
@torg2126
@torg2126 Жыл бұрын
E. Be born on a Civilized World that isn't being turned into a Hive World. It's self sustaining, not horrifically overpopulated or polluted, and generally decent to live in. The Imperium likes to turn them into Hive Worlds to boost industrial output.
@tominieminen66
@tominieminen66 Жыл бұрын
The horrific shit you have to go through almost guarantees that you would be better of dead than trying to become a space marine You would have to go through unimaginable pain and you would probably die trying xD
@LoneWolf-je9vr
@LoneWolf-je9vr Жыл бұрын
So basically join the Tau.
@Aureonw
@Aureonw Жыл бұрын
@@LoneWolf-je9vr If your two choices are either die in a hive world due poverty and near civil war or become part of the guard, if possible try to join Tau, and you should honestly use any bit of lore knowledge as bargain to make your life better and help the Tau empire not get hunted down and you with it for being a traitor worst case scenario if your life is really *really* shitty consider chaos as a if I can't have shit no one can option, just die to a blank and all that eternal suffering is avoided for a life of fun/insanity depending on your patron
@IshijimaKairo
@IshijimaKairo Жыл бұрын
If I were a Human in the Imperium and had to choose between joining the T'au or being killed by my commissar for blinking at the wrong time, I'm going to clap them blue cheeks, ya'll ain't catching me anywhere near a Guardsman uniform. - Fornax Union Official, translated from Union Standard
@Jimpiedepimpie
@Jimpiedepimpie Жыл бұрын
Lmao my man thinks they won't turn him into a eunuch. Actually I suppose that makes no difference to you, does it?
@kolyashinkarev7366
@kolyashinkarev7366 Жыл бұрын
​@@Jimpiedepimpie ah yes, being sterile is muuuuch worse than eating corpse starch and dying in like a week being a guardsman lol. I'd say cut that dick off if I had a choice between imperium and tau.
@28Hazefur
@28Hazefur Жыл бұрын
​@@Jimpiedepimpie nah fam, they only sterilize pops that rebel. If I move from Imperium to Tau I aint rebelling, life just improved like 100 fold.
@hamper6511
@hamper6511 Жыл бұрын
​@@Jimpiedepimpieno balls No child support Infinite ground pound 🗿
@cincau3243
@cincau3243 Жыл бұрын
Tbh, if I can't clap them Adepta Sororitussy I will join the T'au. The term is non-negotiable
@AnonOmis1000
@AnonOmis1000 Жыл бұрын
Would love some stories involving the human tau. Actually, in the tau books, do they interact with other species that have joined them?
@Waywardpaladin
@Waywardpaladin Жыл бұрын
Yeah, humans, kroot, nicassar, fungus people and so on.
@slowingwand2851
@slowingwand2851 Жыл бұрын
Probably depends on the book. I just finished listening to the Farsight books on audible and, aside from the parts narrated by the enemy perspective, there was only one non-tau character
@AbyRemy
@AbyRemy Жыл бұрын
The most i remember is the Caiphes Cain novels show alot of human T'au helpers mentioned even ones who had surgically modified thim selves to be able to speak the T'ue language.
@venom0825
@venom0825 Жыл бұрын
Dont remember what book, but I believe it was mention that human and the other species live in different communities separated from each other even if they occupied the same planet. They only really interact with one another if they are call to service by the tau empire.
@maskedbugman
@maskedbugman Жыл бұрын
War of Secrets has a minor story plot dealing with human tau.
@shaderunner8220
@shaderunner8220 Жыл бұрын
God I hope we get guevesa models some day, with their own rules and maybe specialized weapons. Also while it's extremely rare, we do know at least one case of a guevesa piloting a battlesuit. And this makes me think of a story where a guevesa starts off as an auxiliary for the fire caste, discovers that he's a talented battlesuit pilot and then against all odds slowly ends up becoming more and more renowned as a warrior amongst the tau. Now that right there is a plot for a gundam like 40k show.
@KobKobold
@KobKobold Жыл бұрын
Alas, GW writers are too busy making the smurfs win a thousand more battles
@Jimpiedepimpie
@Jimpiedepimpie Жыл бұрын
That's James Cameron's Avatar, I'm pretty sure.
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
Then a heavy bolter round pens the front of said battlesuit and doesn't come out the other side.
@Sinyao
@Sinyao Жыл бұрын
Hear me out here: tech priest forms a schism by joining the tau, studying their tech, and actually inventing new things.
@thejuiceking2219
@thejuiceking2219 Жыл бұрын
now i'm just imagining a Gue'vesa ogryn
@The-Apothekari
@The-Apothekari Жыл бұрын
I can't help but imagine battlesuit weapons as their own, and some custom tau'ifed bullgryn armor, nicknamed "crisis budgetsuits" by other gue'vesa
@petrichor3797
@petrichor3797 Жыл бұрын
"To bring the huggings to them people! We smash for skinny pretty people!"
@brianwalsh1339
@brianwalsh1339 Жыл бұрын
Yeah good luck with that, my dude.
@SurprisinglyDeep
@SurprisinglyDeep Жыл бұрын
Tau Fire Caste leader Sensei'O: "You are not smart enough to wield a gun, Ogryn'O! I shall not allow you to join the human auxiliary defense militia unless it is a severe emergency! Now go help with the rice harvest!" Ogryn'O: "That is okay with me Sensei'O so long as I am praised for doing whatever task I am told to do!" Sensei'O: "That reminds me, you did a good job cleaning all the field latrines Ogryn'O." (Ogryn'O's face beams with pride)
@The_Lute777
@The_Lute777 Жыл бұрын
@@SurprisinglyDeepall the tau agriculture are operated by drones controlled by engineers so physical strenght is useless in tau society unless you join the army
@Queef_latina
@Queef_latina Жыл бұрын
Imperium makes it so damn easy to be a heretic
@anthonyrodriguez8788
@anthonyrodriguez8788 Жыл бұрын
Especially since a good 70% of Imperial Laws are complete drivel designed to keep the local governor in power
@Neumonics429
@Neumonics429 Жыл бұрын
Tau really need an expanded unit roster that can utilize humans and other xenos within the rules.
@chengkuoklee5734
@chengkuoklee5734 6 ай бұрын
Guevesas:" For The Greater Food... I mean Greater Good."
@GrubSlime
@GrubSlime Жыл бұрын
I think a Tau Guevesa is probably one of the best life choices for a human to take in the warhammer 40k universe. At least you'd live a far better life than in the imperium.
@DuongNguyen-dx2vq
@DuongNguyen-dx2vq Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile people living in primarchs homeworld (Ultramar for instance):
@28Hazefur
@28Hazefur Жыл бұрын
​@@DuongNguyen-dx2vq Living on Baal 💀
@DuongNguyen-dx2vq
@DuongNguyen-dx2vq Жыл бұрын
@@28Hazefur imagine living on nostramo
@28Hazefur
@28Hazefur Жыл бұрын
@@DuongNguyen-dx2vq Ferrus Manus' homeworld is basically described at this point as just Mad Max on a global scale.
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
​@@28Hazefur yes before the crusades, after I very much doubt it would be that.
@amritdragoness6175
@amritdragoness6175 Жыл бұрын
the Guevesas are the ones that gone to area 51 in search of clapping alien cheeks...
@vaevictis2789
@vaevictis2789 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how Tau deals with human tendency to being corrupted by chaos since Tau know little about immaterium and cannot posess any psyker powers which also gives them natural resistance against corruption.
@mrvex6695
@mrvex6695 Жыл бұрын
They probably do have some sort of secret police, something akin to Inquisition, but run by other Guevesa and much more local on planet to planet basis. They could have like a Psyker Human who is an absolute fanatic to the Greater Good, who could be the leader, directly responding to Ethereals. Using his psyker powers to sniff out other, wild and dangerous psykers and other lackeys of Chaos. Furthermore, the Tau could simply make stuff against Chaos, given technology can interact with Warp (gellar fields, warp drives and many others), they could probably make like Warp sensors they could mount on their patrol drones, any ritual sites or wild psykers blasting their powers could be reported to the Fire Caste and military raid would happen.
@Gitsmasher
@Gitsmasher Жыл бұрын
​@@mrvex6695 no bro, the Ethereal Caste alrdy decreed to ban any study about immaterium. I read somewhere in the lore, The Tau were trying to reverse Engine imperium warp drive since their conventional Faster than light Travel is the slowest among other Sentient races (the other species that cant travel through warp is Tyranid ). Anyway i forgot the detail but the Earth Caste did suceed in creating a Warp Drive. Being a race with zero psyker of course u know what would happen when the Tau did a test run with this new warp drive space ship... They get lost ..and only returned to Tau space decades later. The crew gone mad and thus the Ethereal caste decided that the warp is no place for the greater good....
@jasperzanovich2504
@jasperzanovich2504 Жыл бұрын
They kill them, the leader of the latest expansion sphere even want to kill all non tau to defeat chaos. For the greater good of course.
@vaevictis2789
@vaevictis2789 Жыл бұрын
@@jasperzanovich2504 lol thats fits the universe
@BigMikeMcBastard
@BigMikeMcBastard Жыл бұрын
@@jasperzanovich2504 Fourth Sphere.
@Slavesforsale1
@Slavesforsale1 Жыл бұрын
I wished their were more non-Imperium/non-Chaos aligned human groups in 40K. Also, a book written from the perspective of a Gue'Vesa would be pretty cool.
@kamchatmonk
@kamchatmonk Жыл бұрын
Well, there's Leagues of Votann and Genestealer Cults...
@Biotear
@Biotear Жыл бұрын
​@@kamchatmonk Casually creating supercomputers to hold grudges with maximum efficency
@XXLPIakat
@XXLPIakat Жыл бұрын
Votann, GSC (though they are Tyranid aligned which is just assissted self-genocide) and there is a roman-esque Human Empire in Nihilus which had the help of Dark Eldar and kicked the Imperium out of their sector, though I don't remember their name. It was part of a 40k RPG, it's still opressive as fuck but it's less bad than the Imperium.
@pasc4l197
@pasc4l197 Жыл бұрын
rock and STONE
@robertmclease
@robertmclease Жыл бұрын
the Severus Dominate and Red Corsairs
@daniellavarier2780
@daniellavarier2780 Жыл бұрын
The tau has free wifi
@UnknownSquid
@UnknownSquid Жыл бұрын
Heck, they have internet. The mere concept of such free communication in the Imperium is heresy.
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
​@@UnknownSquid no, it's pretty common. Data slates are pretty much everywhere that isn't the bottom of a slum.
@UnknownSquid
@UnknownSquid Жыл бұрын
@@tarektechmarine8209 True, but Data Slates are frighteningly basic compared to any IRL modern day device. They are incredibly limited. "Flat and rectangular, data-slates are widespread throughout Imperial space. Data-slates are the primary means of storing and reading printed text, picts, schematics and other media such as video or audio recordings. They are cheap and easy to make, and many contain a single media recording, such as text, and can only play that single file. Others can re-record new information or transmit and receive data from other digital devices such as cogitators." But my actual point wasn't about access to computing, but about access to open networking. The Imperium simply does not have an equivalent to the internet. Everything is locally networked through official channels and authorities, more like a digital postal service or feudal messenger relay. If they did have an actual internet it would make China's oppressively censored and locked down internet, look like a freedom of information paradise by comparison. No doubt about it.
@jart1984
@jart1984 Жыл бұрын
tbh, better than being a lobotomized cyborg cleaning latrines all day
@cennon
@cennon Жыл бұрын
If I was a human I'd join the Tau and say screw the Imperium.
@battlemage8526
@battlemage8526 Жыл бұрын
heretic
@XxInuyashadowxX
@XxInuyashadowxX Жыл бұрын
Wait, so you are NOT a human?
@cennon
@cennon Жыл бұрын
@@XxInuyashadowxX oops. I meant a human living in the 40K world.
@NguyenDung-cu9jc
@NguyenDung-cu9jc Жыл бұрын
Yes you are a traitor to mankind. Ready to be a second-class citizen than a proud humanbeing
@Shoundaime
@Shoundaime Жыл бұрын
I also would but only under commander farsight.
@burgundy8897
@burgundy8897 Жыл бұрын
everyone would jump ship to the tau if this was real life
@shirleyproductions
@shirleyproductions 11 ай бұрын
Tau seem chill af
@sharpetutor227
@sharpetutor227 Жыл бұрын
I wish more books of humans and their perspective were made.
@thelittlestgiant
@thelittlestgiant Жыл бұрын
Life as a Gue’vesa would be SO much better than life within the imperium. The Tau should focus more on visiting horribly depressing human planets and civilizations to recruit more Gue’vesa, lol. I have a feeling quite a lot of average working class humans (basically slave laborers in this setting) and a lot of people who were destined to be thrown into the meat grinder as standard Astra Militarum soldiers would gladly join up with the Tau to receive a MUCH better quality of life all-around.
@capadociaash8003
@capadociaash8003 Жыл бұрын
The brainwashing would be a pretty big hurdle but even with all the propaganda there’d still be a lot of them down for it
@magosexploratoradeon6409
@magosexploratoradeon6409 Жыл бұрын
They can't even expand properly without a threat of destabilization starts to prop up, hell in the 4th expansion the former leader that was replaced by Shadowsun straight up tried to exterminate all non Tau citizens due to fears of instability to their empire.
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
Logistics, they can't ftl. You'd never be able to support that fast a growth, not to mention that the tau ARE naive, the Imperial citizen can see how weak the tau thinking is.
@minecraftgabutyt7734
@minecraftgabutyt7734 3 ай бұрын
I am get your point but hey! In that’s corner there’s fucking Ultramar and generally farm world, sure they doesn’t had tech level as tau but beside lack of technology both Ultramar and Farm world are very decent
@pliskinishmael7190
@pliskinishmael7190 Жыл бұрын
HOT COFFEE AND WARM BED > CORPSE STARTCH I WOULD EVEN DIE FOR IT
@AshtonCoolman
@AshtonCoolman Жыл бұрын
You would betray the God Emperor of Mankind for coffee and a bed?! You deserve what the Imperium is going to do to you.
@JABelms
@JABelms Жыл бұрын
​​@@AshtonCoolman Dying for the Tau is still at the end of the day, is better than dying for the Imperium
@AshtonCoolman
@AshtonCoolman Жыл бұрын
@@JABelms humanity first!
@UnKnown-sf8ub
@UnKnown-sf8ub Жыл бұрын
You would betray your Emperor for cup of coffee and bed?
@Dyno2999
@Dyno2999 Жыл бұрын
@@UnKnown-sf8ub who wouldn’t
@EricTheRedWiseman
@EricTheRedWiseman Жыл бұрын
Imagine a lone imperial guardsman guarding a warlord class titan when the Tyrannids invade, consume and destroy. "Let me tell YOU about the Tyrannids ... they're hungry 💀" and suddenly the Tau get wind of this and steal it for themselves while offering him a place with them. Of course he's gonna take the better option
@st-6837
@st-6837 Жыл бұрын
For the meme I will fight for the imperium but if it's real for the Tau
@LutherannoG
@LutherannoG Жыл бұрын
I'm calling The Inquisitors
@TabletopTitans
@TabletopTitans Жыл бұрын
Dont tell Dad
@inquisitor2515
@inquisitor2515 Жыл бұрын
Psst
@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 Жыл бұрын
Good luck with that. They are already doing exterminatus on your planet because they failed to find 60 heretics.
@HiopX
@HiopX Жыл бұрын
T'au: Ok, human, you have been drafted to help the fire caste defend against the Orc invasion, since your experience in the Imperial Guard. Humans, thinking: welp, and here I thought I could avoid death a little longer. T'au: first here's your kit: body armor and a plasma carbine Human: wait WHAT? Human: wait what?
@chengkuoklee5734
@chengkuoklee5734 6 ай бұрын
Tau:" And here is battle plan & maps. Should you face overwhelming enemies, you can retreat to these places wait for backup." Human:"Wait, I'm not canon fodder?"
@HiopX
@HiopX 6 ай бұрын
@@chengkuoklee5734 Human: Retreat? BACKUP?
@Lantern_Light
@Lantern_Light Жыл бұрын
Eating dried fruit, baked bread, and filtered clean water. “So basically I’m the happiest I’ve ever been”
@cej3940
@cej3940 Жыл бұрын
I will never get over just how beautiful the art is for several tau pieces, not just the art featured in this video I remember seeing both the image of Crusade era Horus (I believe) conversing with T'au as well as a fan rendition of a T'au Astartes, so damn pretty
@samuelfawell9159
@samuelfawell9159 Жыл бұрын
“Why would you want to seek a better life? Now get back to the slave cities where you will live in darkness and misery, and if you really don’t like that, we will send you to the attitude adjusters to reall…oh I see it now”
@Streygenmoment
@Streygenmoment Жыл бұрын
I feel like there should be an ally rule similar to Brood Brothers for the Tau, allowing you to take some guardsmen as allies in a tau army
@spEAMerNation
@spEAMerNation Жыл бұрын
Im building a mixed gue'vesa-tau army out of guard, tau, and 3d printed bits. I love the look of human warriors in alien tech, and it doesnt hurt that the gaurdsmen and fire warrior kits are the same scale and fit together perfectly lol
@90snetworkproductions79
@90snetworkproductions79 Жыл бұрын
Imperial Guardsman: “S-so you’re saying I no longer have to eat corpse starch? People will listen to me? I’m not just a body in the grinder? Real? Food? Where do I sign up?”
@thebean3995
@thebean3995 11 ай бұрын
No, they would actually be saying "what's 'real' food. Is it better than corpse starch? Also why are you guys blue?"
@sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635
@sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635 Жыл бұрын
I like the idea of humans joining Tau mostly because of better food
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
Until the Tau realise they can't feed all of them. I hope nobody forgot that tau don't have FTL, meaning all food is home grown, population growth is super controlled.....
@sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635
@sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635 Жыл бұрын
@@tarektechmarine8209 So far they had no problem with that Hope nobody forgets that Tau are literally way better organised than Imperium and that they don't waste resources
@hamper6511
@hamper6511 Жыл бұрын
​@@sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635 DAoT Human/Tau Need more lumber
@tanjeeschuan4999
@tanjeeschuan4999 Жыл бұрын
​@@tarektechmarine8209I'd rather be a fed slave than a hungry slave
@SurprisinglyDeep
@SurprisinglyDeep Жыл бұрын
Tau food scientist: "Those former Imperium agri-worlds we took over make more food then they did before now that we banned the raising of meat animals and made them only grow vegetables. Now humans mostly get fed soybeans. Also much chickpeas and glutinous rice". Daniel Chan the human: (Sighs) "While I'm glad I used my political connections as a former Imperial noble hive worlder to turn all the local planets over to the Tau, I just miss meat. I know its better this way because this way everyone gets more food but still". Jim's pal Krootsy the Kroot: (Pats him sympathetically on the back) "I know what you mean. I miss meat too, especially eating bulls raw".
@cat_city2009
@cat_city2009 Жыл бұрын
Imperium fanboys need to take a shower.
@TalosAcephalos
@TalosAcephalos Жыл бұрын
PREACH
@Pemmont107
@Pemmont107 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha yes
@RichterBelmont2235
@RichterBelmont2235 Жыл бұрын
Even their shower water got recycled millions of times, there is no hope for these fanatics.
@exu7325
@exu7325 Жыл бұрын
A lot of them seem to not understand satire.
@BacktoBack_Daishō
@BacktoBack_Daishō Жыл бұрын
They stink worse than nurgle
@christianmartires729
@christianmartires729 Жыл бұрын
Trust me, the sentence "Unlikely Alliance" becomes very blurry if the entire Imperium knows they can eat 3 meals a day, a warm bed and actually have a cup of coffee and none of that recaff stuff.
@coenbaan1874
@coenbaan1874 Жыл бұрын
Inquisition: you traitors! Rogue traders: it's free real estate.
@Sawbones.
@Sawbones. Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in my native language Tau means human, so it's human human here lmao
@danksalt5935
@danksalt5935 Жыл бұрын
In my native language, Tau means Chinise, so no.
@ineedpowers5151
@ineedpowers5151 Жыл бұрын
​@@danksalt5935Tau are Japanese inspired! In the real world they are more like India.
@gewalfofwoofia8263
@gewalfofwoofia8263 Жыл бұрын
Yes, Commissar, this video right here!
@jameselliott216
@jameselliott216 Жыл бұрын
underrated
@zanir2387
@zanir2387 Жыл бұрын
comisario: thanks (shoot you in order to allow the rest of the battalion to defect without being noticed...)
@HiopX
@HiopX Жыл бұрын
Commissar: And how did you find this traitorous propaganda if you are so loyal 'puts gun at your head
@normanhull6696
@normanhull6696 Жыл бұрын
Preferable to becoming a servitor when I inevitably expire of exhaustion in a manufactorum 7km underneath a hive.
@PhthaloGreenskin
@PhthaloGreenskin Жыл бұрын
At least the tau don't force people to eat cockroaches or ground up dead people.
@flaviofr4v0
@flaviofr4v0 Жыл бұрын
"The Warp is full of good intentions."
@domonator5000
@domonator5000 Жыл бұрын
Shit I’d join the Tau in this universe if given the chance
@abdullahalimasood7409
@abdullahalimasood7409 Жыл бұрын
not being a servo skulls perhaps is one the biggest motivation for guevesas
@CyberJellos
@CyberJellos Жыл бұрын
It is worth mentioning that the imperium of man doesn't really "rule" individual worlds, at least not directly. The imperium pretty much just demands three things: pay the imperial tithe, don't worship chaos, and don't create advanced artificial intelligence. Don't get me wrong, it is still 40k, still grimdark, but ultimately how oppressive the day to day life an ordinary person is down to what world they happen to live in. Paradise worlds are a thing after all. Different worlds would have very different systems of government.
@magosexploratoradeon6409
@magosexploratoradeon6409 Жыл бұрын
As for the 2nd demand, it's more like "Demand all faith to the Emperor, any other idol of worship or deity is heresy and will be purged accordingly."
@The_Lute777
@The_Lute777 7 ай бұрын
@@magosexploratoradeon6409they could worship the emperor in many diffrent ways like im pretty sure a chapter of space marines do canibalism to honor the emperor
@Jack-0-lantern
@Jack-0-lantern Жыл бұрын
I wish someone would write a story about the gue'vesa that live on the planet Gue'vesa'rio, in the Enclaves. I've always been curious about the differences between the gue'vesa that live in the empire and the ones the live in the Farsight Enclaves in terms of culture, values and perspective. What would make a gue'vesa follow Farsight over the Ethereals?
@TalosAcephalos
@TalosAcephalos Жыл бұрын
I do feel like following farsight is an easier transition due to both farsight and the imperium being biggol facists
@Briselance
@Briselance Жыл бұрын
​@@TalosAcephalos From what I heard, Farsight doesn't have the Guevesa sterilized. Huge positive point compared with the Ethereals.
@TalosAcephalos
@TalosAcephalos Жыл бұрын
@@Briselance not as if the guard gets any ass lmao
@magneric
@magneric Жыл бұрын
I get to keep my nuts and the chances of getting a mind control parasite are slim with Farsight. I'd rather go with him
@Jack-0-lantern
@Jack-0-lantern Жыл бұрын
@@Briselance I think the sterilization thing has been rendered none canon since the only place I've heard that mentioned officially was from a none canon ending to a tau campaign in a video game.
@afiqyusoff6841
@afiqyusoff6841 Жыл бұрын
Anyone with their right mind would join the Tau for a better life.
@mrowoofers101
@mrowoofers101 Жыл бұрын
"I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Lord Vaderius, Primarch of the Death Stars, probably.
@capadociaash8003
@capadociaash8003 Жыл бұрын
The deathstar legion also has a large number of improved thunder warriors known as storm troopers
@king_fisherXX
@king_fisherXX Жыл бұрын
Psyker, when they don't have to be killed or become a power source.
@soopahfly6692
@soopahfly6692 Жыл бұрын
If you're not born and living in an imperium pleasure world, being Tau is the best thing. You'll get to live in a relatively sane society with way better food.
@ivancar555
@ivancar555 Жыл бұрын
Vast majority of imperial worlds are "civilized worlds", some functioning similar to our own and significantly less grimdark than the average hive world, of course they aren't as densely packed with people, important or interesting so they're sorely underrepresented in the lore, but then again living on a boring and uneventful world in 40k is a rare privilege.
@bennyang2200
@bennyang2200 Жыл бұрын
@@ivancar555 Because the Rules of the setting Are. Grim Dark for Imperium. Science and Technology for Imperium Humans are controlled/restricted by Mechanicus. ie no computers. So for the Imperium Science & Technology is restricted at best. Non Existent at most. So their Goes your civilized. Its not the Grim-darkness if its civilized.
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
​​@@bennyang2200 except it is civilised.... The logistics involved with tech across the entire galaxy is something people Never take into account.
@purplemilk4453
@purplemilk4453 Жыл бұрын
Would love to know where all this art came from so I can find more!
@sivel7493
@sivel7493 Жыл бұрын
pains me whenever someone asks about this, it's AI-generated images...well, some of the actual Tau art here are official GW art (I think), the ones with battlesuits and stuff but the rough-y ones are AI.
@ojamarojo1301
@ojamarojo1301 Жыл бұрын
@@sivel7493 Proof? Rough paintings existed before the advent of AI generation.
@sivel7493
@sivel7493 Жыл бұрын
@@ojamarojo1301 I know rough painting exists and honestly I'd be ecstatic if these are real art made by real artists...but alas, from all the shorts that have popped up on my feed from this guy, he's been using a bunch of AI images for a long time now there's no reason to think this short is an exception. I've seen tons of AI-generated "rough-painting"-styled images, usually through prompt input....and the dude never really put out any artist name or source so it's pretty safe to assume it's AI... I hate to say it but AI has gotten to a point where it can mimic a lot of different painting style...I really do hate to say it
@patrickperez5022
@patrickperez5022 Жыл бұрын
Why do people like so much to cry about ai generated images...
@sivel7493
@sivel7493 Жыл бұрын
@@patrickperez5022 Why? Because a lot of people like real artists and it's getting real stupid asking "who's the artist" just for it to turn out to be stupid AI. Plus, no one's crying HERE, just disappointed that's it's not a real artist....
@Leonismychild
@Leonismychild Жыл бұрын
Where do i sign to become a Gue’vesa? Listen, man. I can only take so much Corpse starch.
@woahhbro2906
@woahhbro2906 Жыл бұрын
Colonial America had a similar issue, with British settlers growing their hair out and venturing off to live in the woods with natives. It was often a counter culture among rebellious youth, and it became such a problem that some states outlawed wearing your hair in a native fashion (long hair for men, etc)
@chuckingflem
@chuckingflem Жыл бұрын
Heretics and traitors must be purged.
@feelslikebatman6091
@feelslikebatman6091 Жыл бұрын
Take a shower.
@chuckingflem
@chuckingflem Жыл бұрын
@@feelslikebatman6091 Every day. Sometimes twice.
@Z3Milesky
@Z3Milesky Жыл бұрын
OK
@samwrai
@samwrai Жыл бұрын
It is a funny world for traitor. 😂 *BLAM*
@Randomdude.74
@Randomdude.74 Жыл бұрын
Boo, get new material
@Bludood337
@Bludood337 Жыл бұрын
Traitors?! Get purged, FOR THE EMPEROR!
@JinKee
@JinKee Жыл бұрын
Elf helper, when?
@LoneWolf-je9vr
@LoneWolf-je9vr Жыл бұрын
Tau are the best.
@burnininhell
@burnininhell Жыл бұрын
Are you saying that I can actually have a lore accurate reason to combine my two favorite factions into one superior fighting force?
@Rodoet001
@Rodoet001 11 ай бұрын
Kitbashing is the 40k players best friend. It's tricky, but worth getting into. I'm planing on turning some spare IG infantry into gue'vesa units and proxy them in place of Kroot Carnivores and maybe a Breacher Team.
@WristRockets
@WristRockets Жыл бұрын
Honestly the best spot for humans
@ironhelix112
@ironhelix112 Жыл бұрын
I now want an army of these men!
@michaelliimatta5463
@michaelliimatta5463 Жыл бұрын
A named gue'vesa would be a pretty cool addition to the Tau model range. A story revolving around gue'vesa would also be cool. Writers, get on that shit.
@Fatherofheroesandheroines
@Fatherofheroesandheroines Жыл бұрын
Honestly how anyone can think the current Imperium are the good guys is shocking. I think if the Emperor ever could come back he'd just burn it all down.
@ivancar555
@ivancar555 Жыл бұрын
There are no "good" guys in 40k, just many shades of fucked up.
@magosexploratoradeon6409
@magosexploratoradeon6409 Жыл бұрын
Anyone thinking that there are any sort of good guys in 40k are deluding themselves, there are no good guys in the Galaxy. There are only the ones that die and the ones that are desperate enough to survive.
@torg2126
@torg2126 Жыл бұрын
They're better than Chaos, and most of the shit in the setting requires a massive nation state to have a chance of winning, or surviving. Strategic depth and logistical support wins campaigns.
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
They ARE the good guys. The emperor literally STARTED his crusade on the intention of K!LLING all xenos. He is firmly with humanity.
@ArbiterofTruth
@ArbiterofTruth Жыл бұрын
The imperium is the main villain of the story, chaos and the necrons are merely secondary antagonists
@LesangdesdieuX
@LesangdesdieuX Жыл бұрын
Taus are çobviously more friendly and comforting than the freaking empire of eternal war of extermination xD
@miregojitohotookmyhandle
@miregojitohotookmyhandle Жыл бұрын
Well, this is why exterminatus exists. I cringe at the thought of betraying the God-Emperor of mankind.
@rockwellczarnecki4833
@rockwellczarnecki4833 Жыл бұрын
IT'S CREEPY TO REALIZE THAT so many degenerate xenophiles have gathered in THE COMMENTS ready to undergo a series of humiliating genetic changes with their bodies for the sake of communicating with freaks with a gap between their eyes... Oh , and for a better bowl of soup ... ignoring the fact that the imperium is fighting the whole fucking galaxy (necrons, teranids, chaos, Tao, fucking orcs and two types of pointy-eared)... ALONE CARL... ALONE.... AND THIS RABBLE ALSO WHINES ABOUT THE STATE OF LIFE IN THE IMPERIUM... YOUR MOTHER, if the imperium collapses, then no fucking air conditioner, its own kennel and other "benefits" of the tau civilization will save you from the FUCKING HORDE OF DEMONS THAT WILL COME AND PUNCH YOU ANOTHER HOLE IN THE HEAD (OR IN THE ASS, THEN SOMEONE FROM THE CHAOTIC WILL GRAB YOU)... The imperium is humanity 's last chance before disappearing ... and if your goal is to adapt to the tao caste system, then bring down the fucking traitors of the human species exactly until the Emperor rises from the golden throne and finds you all... (sigh) AND DROWN ALL OF YOU IN YOUR OWN BLOOD AAAAAAAAA in your "comfortable" boxes (THE FURIOUS CRY AND LAUGHTER OF THE BLACK TEMPLAR)...
@sharinganamvs9839
@sharinganamvs9839 Жыл бұрын
There were some worlds which fell to Tau at the start But it was easy to make them feel sorry after seeing some space Marines And forgetting such a thing as vagina head space communists even exists
@TalosAcephalos
@TalosAcephalos Жыл бұрын
I mean Its going prettttttty steadily id say?
@Randomdude.74
@Randomdude.74 Жыл бұрын
Not communists also dead meme
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
​@@Randomdude.74 very much commies.
@gabrieldemaria117
@gabrieldemaria117 Жыл бұрын
Hope to see this represented more in tabletop
@josephjenott931
@josephjenott931 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if Craft World Eldar, Tau technological briliance, and the raw might of the Imperium of Man, co-operated with eachother, even just to fight the Tyranids, the Necrons, or the Orks. These factions are the most compatible with eachother, there is only benifits that comes from that kind of unity.
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
Humanity gave up on xenos MORE than 10k years ago, at reason as well. The imperium hates them, eldar while being arrogant are falling into chaos, they also don't like allies. Tau are just naive, the tau even with the tech COULD NOT run the imperium. Tau still can't past FTL properly, imagine thinking they can change a galaxy.
@appendixpower5538
@appendixpower5538 Жыл бұрын
The worst traitors of them all. Their minds weren't twisted by dark gods, the willingly and knowingly betrayed their own species...
@k0rf3on6
@k0rf3on6 Жыл бұрын
Betrayed the most oppressive regime in all of human history? Listen man, sure there are ideologies and the constant threat of xenos like orks and tyranids but... All the average imperial subject cares about is having something edible on their plate, along decent living standards and future for their children. Things that the Imperium rarely offers for said average subjects.
@keztannis6848
@keztannis6848 Жыл бұрын
Betrayed? More like fleeing away from an oppressive regime that views human lives that aren't nobility or transhuman like tools, yeah the human civilians under tau rule are treated like second class citizens but that surely beats being worked to death and then having your body turned into nutrients to feed the rest of the poor sods in the hive city.
@UnknownSquid
@UnknownSquid Жыл бұрын
The promise of food that isn't recycled corpse starch is far more potent than any corrupting whispers of chaos. "Join the Greater Good. We have cookies."
@searllas1825
@searllas1825 Жыл бұрын
Their is no way a human with commun sens would choose to willingly live as a random citizen of the imperium rather than being a Gue'vesa.
@anthonyrodriguez8788
@anthonyrodriguez8788 Жыл бұрын
In the case of humanity in the 40k setting, they really don't deserve anyone's loyalty considering how often humanity gets discarded like trash by it's own government. If saying that makes me a traitor then come and take me Inquisitior.
@gamerthem5063
@gamerthem5063 Жыл бұрын
Cough and lets casually mention said humans get sterilized. Tau doesn't want them to breed
@Briselance
@Briselance Жыл бұрын
Yeah. Such an improvement over the oh so bad Imperium, eh? 🙄😏
@magneric
@magneric Жыл бұрын
don't they also get a brain parasite so they don't act up?
@ryanrobot7975
@ryanrobot7975 Жыл бұрын
There are contradictory sources on that lore, but also it's not like most Warhammer players were gonna breed anyway
@Makorze
@Makorze Жыл бұрын
Joke is on the T'au. They don't even let the firecaste breed until they have done a few years of service lol. Plus depending on the world, the T'au can be VERY hands off. Some worlds they just want the resources and have no interest in actually colonising the planet so will just let the infinate pool of labour (the native humans) just populate and live as they do. (which is kinda coming back to bite the T'au in the ass as the Gue'vesa have given the Tau a warp god... its the thought that counts.)
@miniverse2002
@miniverse2002 Жыл бұрын
@@Briselance It's so hilarious whenever someone tries to paint the Tau as morally worse than the imperium at any facet. Unprepared for the galaxy yes but they are literal angels compared to the imperium.
@9.11wascausedbyLoganPaul
@9.11wascausedbyLoganPaul Жыл бұрын
We need more tau auxiliary models
@annhentaiuser6658
@annhentaiuser6658 Жыл бұрын
Tau: We come in peace! Imperium: And leave in pieces. *BLAM!*
@Danielbode14
@Danielbode14 Жыл бұрын
If they play around with those Humans long enough They live to see their empire overthrown and ruled by Humans
@jameselliott216
@jameselliott216 Жыл бұрын
just a matter of time
@ivancar555
@ivancar555 Жыл бұрын
Are you saying that inviting a bunch of foreign backwards aliens that don't share your values and morals into your empire and giving them privileges is going to end up in tragedy?? Oh boy the EU should hear of this!
@longle88
@longle88 Жыл бұрын
100 percent better than human worlds for sure.
@TheLonesomePagan.
@TheLonesomePagan. Жыл бұрын
Maybe if you like being treated like a second class citizen getting castrated and being mind control by the upper ruling cast last then it's not so bad
@tanjeeschuan4999
@tanjeeschuan4999 Жыл бұрын
​@@TheLonesomePagan.are you describing the human worlds?
@Z3Milesky
@Z3Milesky Жыл бұрын
​@@TheLonesomePagan.that's just Hive worlds with less dangerous steps
@DP-dd6hl
@DP-dd6hl Жыл бұрын
Unlikely alliances.... blood for the blood god
@levitatingpotato109
@levitatingpotato109 Жыл бұрын
Imagine somehow cucking out harder than selling your soul to the chaos godsl😂
@emperorofmankind2475
@emperorofmankind2475 Жыл бұрын
im so ashamed by our current status as a civilization. we're crumbling and we're rotten by corruption . i must return and fix this mess or we might not survive for another few thousand years .
@eolendes6432
@eolendes6432 Жыл бұрын
go outside emperor
@garlicbread529
@garlicbread529 Жыл бұрын
​@@eolendes6432He can't.
@DuongNguyen-dx2vq
@DuongNguyen-dx2vq Жыл бұрын
Better blame yourself for treating your sons like tools
@UnknownSquid
@UnknownSquid Жыл бұрын
When you do come back and bring up the "don't worship me as a god" thing, it might be more convincing if you didn't cover yourself head to toe in golden bling, with a literal halo burning above your head. Just saying. ^ ^;
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
​@@DuongNguyen-dx2vq they were tools. Tools made for us humans.
@ErikratKhandnalie
@ErikratKhandnalie Жыл бұрын
The only happy humans in the 40k universe. I would switch sides in an instant.
@circeciernova1712
@circeciernova1712 Жыл бұрын
The Tau even allow their human adherents to continue their worship of the human God-Emperor.
@joseangelrodriguezpolanco634
@joseangelrodriguezpolanco634 Жыл бұрын
This makes so much sense, like people are always looking for a better life so it is natural that something like the Guevesas happen in the setting
@Engifarting456
@Engifarting456 Жыл бұрын
so they switched opressive regime for manipulative cast system regime
@UnknownSquid
@UnknownSquid Жыл бұрын
Cookies or corpse-starch. Voluntary service vs mandatory service. Central heated apartment with air-con, vs rusty slanted hab-block (if you're lucky). Free healthcare capable of regenerating limbs, vs being sent to the servitor reprocessing plant. The freedom to leave or decline military service, vs a laz pistol shot to the back of the head. Seems an easy choice to me.
@patternrecon5271
@patternrecon5271 Жыл бұрын
​@@UnknownSquid baizuo heretic
@UnknownSquid
@UnknownSquid Жыл бұрын
@@patternrecon5271 The Emperor said to worship no gods, nor himself. The Tau worship no god's. The imperium does. Who's the real heretic in a faith that exists in express contradiction and disobedience of it's god's own commandments? It could be argued that the Tau are far closer to the Emperor's teachings than the Imperium.
@patternrecon5271
@patternrecon5271 Жыл бұрын
@@UnknownSquid species traitor = heretic The Emperor agrees with me
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
​@@UnknownSquid It could also be argued that now the same very religion is the only thing keeping chaos at bay, this means everything living including tau are being protected by that very same religion, cause the corruption would've happened no matter what, you can't kill a chaos god, only weaken it, now the emperor sits as a defender.
@masonhidari
@masonhidari Жыл бұрын
after reading the comments we definitely need a purge here :D
@capadociaash8003
@capadociaash8003 Жыл бұрын
It’s funny because the Tau are basically the Covenant from Halo. But even though the Covenant were the main villains in Halo there basically saints here
@vonrichthofen7515
@vonrichthofen7515 Жыл бұрын
Every time I think about the Tau inducting a world into their burgeoning empire, I imagine the hypno-toad from Futurama and a football stadium of people going “for the greater good”.
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