Hunting Down Dine And Dashers | Fresh Off The Boat

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Three young customers decide to dine and dash but they are no match for Jessica, as she hunts them down and makes them pay.
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@shybutopinionated1428 5 жыл бұрын

“you hit my car with your bodies” lol

@Dolphins_are_our_Overlords 5 жыл бұрын

I am definitely going to use that. 😂

@TantelyAndriana 5 жыл бұрын

perspective is everything hahaha

@juitahussein1193 5 жыл бұрын

as a lawyer i totally concur w her 🤣🤣🤣

@MassDynamic 5 жыл бұрын

relativity XD

@kevinenaturelle1 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was gonna type that then I saw this. :)

@HawaiianPineapple2 5 жыл бұрын

"My body feels cold." "It's shutting down." gosh I love this show

@DeathnoteBB 5 жыл бұрын

Marissa D How would she know though?! Thats the scary thing...

@Crooklyn4 5 жыл бұрын

Sounding as if she’s had a few people hit her car with their bodies lol

@j.a.8969 5 жыл бұрын

And it was such an inconvenience for him to interupt her to mention it. How rude.

@Tapiokapuddin 5 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so hard her delivery on that line was so good

@victoriapalmapagan6577 5 жыл бұрын

I love Jessica she's insane but funny

@funbibakare7414 5 жыл бұрын

So this is what happens when a Slytherin marries a Hufflepuff

@lindseyhickson7608 5 жыл бұрын

I legit think that they need to rename the video your statement

@funbibakare7414 5 жыл бұрын

You sure? if anyone's a Ravenclaw it's Evan

@noursaccount 5 жыл бұрын

wow this is amazing

@hazelmacwan8432 5 жыл бұрын

She's definitely a slytherin

@janejane6754 5 жыл бұрын

Funbi Bakare omgggg 😂😂😂 yes!

@joshjucutan 5 жыл бұрын

Dude, when she said "I'll get to you later!" to Eddie, threw an onion at a kid's head and got her son to retrieve it for dinner, placed the blame on the kids that she hit, and proceeded to tell the kid that he was essentially dying. Love her.

@izzzzabelle 4 жыл бұрын

We all do 💗💗

@adithyagopinath2303 4 жыл бұрын

Well they hit her

@DoubtlessCar0 4 жыл бұрын

Tiger Mom 100

@ManoMamyte 4 жыл бұрын

They hit her car with their bodies and one guy peed on her onion

@kecisme2691 5 жыл бұрын

He believes in the good in people... I don't. This show is awesome.

@calvinbowen3940 3 жыл бұрын

Miss this show.

@alixir3010 3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferratto9232 wtf?

@rapmonhyung 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry my son got straight As and I told my wife I love her. Please bear with us, we're going through a rough patch." Lololl god I love this show. Gotta binge on hulu again.

@ahmedsuleman8528 5 жыл бұрын

What's it called?

@TG47GRG 5 жыл бұрын

Fresh off the boat

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 5 жыл бұрын

I wish this would be the longest running sitcom, especially since it is more fun when it is centered around a chinese family for once instead of the usual ones with a white, black, or hispanic family.

@tashabrown2359 5 жыл бұрын

@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast I never seen a hispanic sitcom....that spoke spanish and englidh

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast 5 жыл бұрын

Tasha Brown george lopez is one, but that is 96% english, but george does say a few spanish words. Also, there is this disney one called Stuck in the Middle, but that is all English, except they call their grandmother abuela. Never seen an Indian american sitcom, but i wouldnt want that. I am indian, so I speak from experience. Does a sitcom centered an indian american, pakistan american, or middle eastern american family even exist?

@chonwai 5 жыл бұрын

When ur mom says "I get to u later" you just lose all hope and brace yourself for the worst!

@gladysolvera6566 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah be prepared to get the death stare the I'm not angry I'm disappointed and to leave your will and few words that are worth it for your goodbye.

@deeya 4 жыл бұрын

@@gladysolvera6566 LOL! That's not what happens with Asian moms! She will be *SO ANGRY!* Don't worry about her being disappointed, that guilt-violin will be played for the rest of your life.

@jenniferratto9232 3 жыл бұрын

Work from home! We are hiring for Kid Star Ltd. It is an online teaching platform based in China. They need teachers to make English videos based on a certain category you are assigned, such as travel, fashion, sports, etc. Subject teachers and langauge teachers are welcome to apply for other positions. If interested Please like and follow our page for updates @TeachOutNow Please email your CV, credentials and introduction video or link to info@teachoutnow.com or teachoutnowlia@gmail.com Skype - sratto03 We will carefully go through all CVs submitted and will get back to you if your application is successful. Please clearly mention the position you apply for in the subject line. If you still have questions. Don't hesitate to ask. Kind regards. facebook.com/teachoutnow/

@takitako679 10 ай бұрын

Nah she probably gonna forget about it later

@Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 жыл бұрын

Even though those kids ended up dashing, I still really respect and admire how Louis engaged them and tried to solve the problem in the best way possible. They may have disappointed him but I'm still glad he tried.

@drshohinidas4051 3 жыл бұрын

Yes me too

@pau5484 3 жыл бұрын

Ohh nice to see you here Obi-wan

@tanishasakthivel7974 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, shame on them kids

@saragolightly 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

@anthony42- 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah absolutely agree bro

@elimkwok938 5 жыл бұрын

"My body's feeling cold" "It's shutting down"

@leannafiore9412 5 жыл бұрын

Itti

@FlamingFilms999 4 жыл бұрын

Y u edit the comment???

@fsketchdesignsfengmei3762 3 жыл бұрын

@@FlamingFilms999 Maybe there was a grammatical error in the original draft???

@99gentsia 5 жыл бұрын

She's perfect... Sweet and sour, but mostly sour!

@RoccosVideos 5 жыл бұрын

Haha she is a typical American woman. I love it. She reminds me of my mom.

@jpowers55 5 жыл бұрын

Why it gotta be sweet and sour? Because she's Chinese?

@miwanabanana 5 жыл бұрын

Sweet and sour is also a common Thai combination. :T

@isaiahsand8457 5 жыл бұрын

Siddharth Panigrahi tying

@Beerbottles123 5 жыл бұрын

You are describing Lemonade

@esfire_mirella 5 жыл бұрын

You hit my car with your bodies 😂😂😂😂 ... go get that onion I will cook diner with it to night..

@lisamilano5898 5 жыл бұрын

Also a black and latino woman would say that. We don't waste our food ha ha

@esfire_mirella 5 жыл бұрын

@@lisamilano5898 I like the fact that we don't waste our food😉

@lisamilano5898 5 жыл бұрын

@@esfire_mirella i think for us minority the food is more important than for a white....because our food is much better ha ha..

@esfire_mirella 5 жыл бұрын

@@lisamilano5898 You'r so right !!!

@smeaglesmegg1243 4 жыл бұрын

@KoharuSh Jsjs White stands for English people. I’m asian too. And my skin color is also pale, but it doesn’t make us white. We’re just asians.

@dillonmichaels6037 5 жыл бұрын

Constance Wu is an international treasure ❤️

@briangaron7609 5 жыл бұрын

Dylan Hemmings she’s the best!

@spoontang 5 жыл бұрын

Shes American

@dillonmichaels6037 5 жыл бұрын

Miles Headley aaaand she’s treasured internationally...

@assassindancer914 5 жыл бұрын

I loved her on Crazy Rich Asians especially!!!

@roseandstem8054 4 жыл бұрын

WAS!! Until she became a spoiled Hollywood brat.

@allantan2144 5 жыл бұрын

Ain’t nothing scarier then a Asian mom

@soni8995 5 жыл бұрын

Truth. And keep in mind fellas, (that also includes wife.)

@Jnp366 5 жыл бұрын

Allan Tan might have to be a tie between Asian moms and black moms

@allantan2144 5 жыл бұрын

Joshua Perry u right

@MystikAzn4vr 5 жыл бұрын

In my case it's the dad.

@tracyl5639 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fluffymoonbunny 5 жыл бұрын

That body hit the onion too :(

@sudhaarivazhagan6272 5 жыл бұрын

Fluffy MoonBunny haha

@gladysolvera6566 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah so rude of them poor onion 🤣

@RosemaryTurner2002 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@jenniferratto9232 3 жыл бұрын

@bugskarotioz5468 3 жыл бұрын

I hope the onions okay .

@mae__1810 5 жыл бұрын

"Go get that onion, I'm gonna use that for dinner later "

@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but it's warm!

@jakemaddia3373 4 жыл бұрын

Time me!!

@dreamsteddybearsmaster 4 жыл бұрын

"You hit us with your car"

@Lana-Jae 4 жыл бұрын

“You hit my car with your bodies.”

@jenniferratto9232 3 жыл бұрын

@moedalgarny 5 жыл бұрын

That onion

@RoccosVideos 5 жыл бұрын

That’s the best part.

@dependsonwhosasking 5 жыл бұрын

moed al garny legend has it it's still warm

@seededsoul 5 жыл бұрын

That throw!!

@_MintArcade 5 жыл бұрын

Who has a better pitch? :P

@jenniferratto9232 3 жыл бұрын

@LadyHavokk 5 жыл бұрын

“My body feels cold” “It’s just shutting down”

@mi_kamera 5 жыл бұрын

"you hit us with your car.." "you hit my car with your bodies." I LOVE HER, SHE'S SO INSPRATIONAL

@realkingofantarctica 3 жыл бұрын

I like how she just passes off the fact that his body is shutting down like it’s no big deal.

@747Sean 5 жыл бұрын

“Emery, go get that onion I'm gonna cook dinner with it tonight.” 😂 I don't know why but it's warm!

@jakemaddia3373 4 жыл бұрын

Time me!!

@dediprasetiawan5987 8 ай бұрын

It's bcoz when the onion got hit by his body, it shut down his body by absorbing his body heat

@buckrogers5331 5 жыл бұрын

"Time me!" - what an overachiever, lol. This show is awesome. :-)

@EclipseSeth 5 жыл бұрын

At least he is getting fun in creative ways.

@SaturdayParker 5 жыл бұрын

I love how this shows the wife having the husbands back so sweet.

@assassindancer914 5 жыл бұрын

True, he's the nice one while she takes care of business.

@RoccosVideos 5 жыл бұрын

I love this lady! The onion part is hilarious.

@feruzaj 5 жыл бұрын

Why was it warm?

@KeePhengVue 5 жыл бұрын

The kid was knocked out cold.

@feruzaj 5 жыл бұрын

@@KeePhengVue Finally I have an answer. Thank you.

@RosemaryTurner2002 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard. I replayed that part multiple times

@ZannaZatanna1 5 жыл бұрын

"Well I'm going to make dinner, some sliced beef and onions-" *that 1 kid twitches. he will never view onions the same way again* "-and maybe some rice also." You know an East Asian woman is lying/making excuses when she acts as though rice is merely a possible side for stirfry.

@dreamsteddybearsmaster 4 жыл бұрын

And when she says "Love you"

@br1ann88 4 жыл бұрын

ZannaZatanna1 True, no one ever says that they are going to make rice. We already make it everyday! No need to say it, it’s like a requirement

@cherista 5 жыл бұрын

Why is this not only netflix. I want to watch this.

@joshuahoward6845 5 жыл бұрын

cheristar hulu

@everythingissalad2969 4 жыл бұрын

There's nothing worth while on Netflix smh

@ephemera5971 4 жыл бұрын

everything is salad Lucifer

@ThatSameer 4 жыл бұрын

It's on Amazon prime video (well it is in the UK)

@demonetization6596 3 жыл бұрын

@@everythingissalad2969 Brooklyn 99

@ZannaZatanna1 5 жыл бұрын

"I will get to you later!" "Hey." "You're going to do a lot more than that." Stone. Cold.

@salemwoodjunk 5 жыл бұрын

you hit my car with your bodies

@taonga7984 5 жыл бұрын

Did she lie though?

@Phoenix.219 3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferratto9232 I don't think they have KZfaq in China

@Phoenix.219 3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferratto9232 👍👍

@paulghencea9037 3 жыл бұрын

@@Phoenix.219 They do but i imagine it's a little Bit different to say The least

@lifeyang2 5 жыл бұрын

Pumping up his sneakers. I remember those. Lol. Definitely the 90s. I was a 90s kid.

@omarzaifulizan3064 5 жыл бұрын

I was a 99s kid and i don't remember those lol

@lifeyang2 5 жыл бұрын

The Malay-American Guy, because pump up sneakers were popular during the early 90s (you'd be the cool kid in class). Anyhow, you were closer to the new millennium, a time where almost everyone did not even have a cell phone yet and smart phones were not even popular yet, and when things like audio tape was transition to CDs and video tapes were transition to DVDs (FYI: nowadays, streaming is the new).

@lumapas 5 жыл бұрын

Long Live The 90's!

@lifeyang2 5 жыл бұрын

Verdigris, I had those back in the early 90s too. They are trying to make a come back in this current day and age, but it's just not as popular as it was back in the early 90s.

@flyflip87 4 жыл бұрын

3:50 she's JUST glaring at them 😂

@StarCastersUniverse 5 жыл бұрын

“As soon as you expressed emotions with words” SIGHS AHHHHH

@Nakamichi_Jun 5 жыл бұрын

Constance Wu, omg telling that guy his body is shutting down in a manner that just shows that his well being is none of her concern nor is it part of the topic of which she is talking about. Love her Character!

@r.e.durbin6217 3 жыл бұрын

Ahhhh, this reminds me of something my Mum did. She had us five kids in the van and a teenage guy was tailgating us hard - wouldn't even pass us. It finally ticked my Mum off, so she waited until we got to a stop sign, told us to brace, eeeked down to about three mph, and then suddenly stopped. Guess who bumped us. My Mum parked the car, got out of the car, and marched up to the man. She than calmly ripped him up one side and down another. That boy sank so low in his seat. She then got in the car, apologized that we had to see that, and drive off. The boy stayed until we were three stop signs away 😂

@Mcherri 2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what my dad does because he drives a lot and plenty of people tailgate him, he would rather get hit and deal consequences then someone getting away with it that could cause someone else harm in the future because of their stupidity tailgating.

@kerol5905 5 жыл бұрын

"My body feels cold" "(yeah, yeah,) It's shutting down" AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJA

@jkta97 2 жыл бұрын

"As soon as you expressed emotions with words..." That always gets me.

@joueyboo 5 жыл бұрын

“ you hit my car with your bodies” 😂😂 I’ve watched that part so many times and i just keep laughing🤣🤣

@xDjuicyxD 5 жыл бұрын

Dream wife

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 жыл бұрын

Quite possibly! I do tend to go for protective women myself.

@saifmalik8839 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone else get that when they said they were going to have a daughter and name her 'Emily', but instead they had a boy and named him 'Emery'? I might be seeing too deep into this but I'd like to believe it😂

@ugh1605 3 жыл бұрын

no bc i thought about this too 😭

@VideoGuy232 Жыл бұрын

You’re right, for sure was intentional

@takitako679 10 ай бұрын

Emery is pretty

@LuluLuscious 7 ай бұрын

Not the Asian accent for "L" and "R" haha!

@jdchy6181 3 жыл бұрын

this was still early in the show & jessica will proceed to say *alot* more iconic shit later on but ‘you hit my car with your bodies’ still remains in top 5

@theotherside931 5 жыл бұрын

*"You hit my car with your body".* *Now that's a way to avoid jail.*

@a.m.s6611 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry my son got straight A's and I told my wife I love her we're going through a bit of a rough patch" LOL

@jayk1203 5 жыл бұрын

My body feels cold. 'Its shutting down

@alleyshaalzahra6784 5 жыл бұрын

aint that blonde guy is gunther from shake it up? you know the “I AM GUNTHER AND I AM TINKA!”

@hungli3086 5 жыл бұрын

Nop

@00k83n00 5 жыл бұрын

Yes it was him~

@tashabrown2359 5 жыл бұрын

YASS I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A COMMENT ON THIS I WAS LOOKING.

@vlarsen614 5 жыл бұрын

YESS. I noticed it too!

@amiechen382 5 жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT NO ONE WAS GONNA MENTION IT

@mermaidmelody98 5 жыл бұрын

I can’t get enough of this scene lol I wish I was this badass

@ElGreco1541 5 жыл бұрын

"for some reason it's warm!" is the line that got me lol

@peggyelis 5 жыл бұрын

A still can't believe Constance Wu haven't been nominated for an Emmy! Hope next year she not only gets the nomination but also take home her well deserved Emmy! #YoGoGirl

@assassindancer914 5 жыл бұрын

Facts

@bulletb8591 5 жыл бұрын

Pay your chèque. Period.

@YasinKhan-lj5tj 5 жыл бұрын

How is it that all moms, have perfect aim, and it doesn't matter how far you run, its still going to get you😂😂😂 Physics just doesn't apply to mothers yo! 😂😂😂😂

@gladysolvera6566 4 жыл бұрын

Is because mothers and physics have some kind of pact. That is the reason of the inexplicable perfect aim at all situations.

@lukeblough6466 2 жыл бұрын

That and even the universe knows better than to get between a momma bear and her cubs.

@nicholaslawrence6926 5 жыл бұрын

I like how at the last part, the three boys are standing according to height LOL

@alipark8449 3 жыл бұрын

I agree with them both. You should treat people the way you want to be treated but also, don’t let people toss you around either...

@allsies7890 5 жыл бұрын

“You hit my car w your bodies” I’m weeeaaak😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@haechanie2208 5 жыл бұрын

"you hit us with your car" "you hit my car with your bodies" 😂😂😂

@ushmaasher 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this show is such a blessing! It's so unique and hilarious and I love every single character on it!

@jAYROCCS1x 4 жыл бұрын

“that one guy is pumpin up his sneaker” 😂

@LittleGirl21100 5 жыл бұрын

Shes honestly the best 😭😍 I also love it how Eddy runs away from the car like boy where you going 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ddwow566 5 жыл бұрын

I would love to see how they both met and fell in love

@nicholaslawrence6926 5 жыл бұрын

It was mentioned in another episode that Louis and Jessica met at a restaurant while queueing for the bathroom as they both had food poisoning!

@gladysolvera6566 4 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaslawrence6926 what an unfortunate but somewhat weird fortunate way to meet your future hubby or wifey.

@steflondon88 4 жыл бұрын

it was shown in an episode. but I dont remember which one.

@Briguy1027 5 жыл бұрын

I love Constance -- hot, sassy, hilarious, and the best thing about FOtB. :)

@shanforshort8713 5 жыл бұрын

“My body feels cold” “It’s shutting down “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wu2166 3 жыл бұрын

It may be overlooked, but this part is full of Randall’s great acting

@TheWolfmanC 5 жыл бұрын

I've only seen a few episodes of this show and so far this episode is one of my favorites

@ahmedsuleman8528 5 жыл бұрын

What's the name of the show?

@TheWolfmanC 5 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedsuleman8528 Fresh Off The Boat

@pattmahiney 3 жыл бұрын

3:14 You hit my car with your bodies 😂😂

@yhong9733 5 жыл бұрын

Behind every successful man. There is a crazy powerful women. True Story

@NeverMemory 3 жыл бұрын

One of the few favorite scene from the show that I've rewatched several times already.

@TheDarknessOfGames 5 жыл бұрын

This show is very underrated, love every actor they are doing great!

@MrsBlack88 5 жыл бұрын

“My body feels cold.” “It’s shutting down. My point is-“ Peak Slytherin

@omegacon4 5 жыл бұрын

"My body feels cold". "It's shutting down". Great scripts!!!

@dreamies7057 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't know why but it's warm" Pure Emery!! 🥺🥺

@SparkPrincess 5 жыл бұрын

i would be very afraid if i was eddie.... he pretty much dine and dash on hw!

@juliaantonettearellano8067 4 жыл бұрын

Jessica and louis are like my parents 😂 Louis is ver kind hearted that it somehow makes people abuse his kindness while my mom is a straightforward woman who speaks for the truth. It's fascinating.

@TheTechCguy 5 жыл бұрын

I like that expression on his face in this. It's so fitting.

@Burstangel93 5 жыл бұрын

"You hit us with your car" "You hit my car with your bodys"

@alliajoseph9282 5 жыл бұрын

"Killing them with kindness " 😂😂😂😂😂

@stanleyfarmer5247 5 жыл бұрын

Constance Wu is just awesome

@kimiko1013 5 жыл бұрын

this kind of relationship is rare and i love it

@hotpileofshit 4 жыл бұрын

"You guys really going for a baby girl, huh?" I CAN'T 😂😂😂

@RoccosVideos 5 жыл бұрын

These people are my mom and dad.

@G7130 5 жыл бұрын

GOD she is amazing.

@justas423 5 жыл бұрын

3:02 "This bill empty *YEET* "

@Elidrys 2 ай бұрын

Jessica is AMAZING for this. Love her so much.

@hanh2530 5 жыл бұрын

2:53 it actually looks like they hit the car with their bodies...

@leondong7543 5 жыл бұрын

Are we just gonna go past the fact that Jessica hit two teenagers with a car, threw an onion at another teen, and then forced them to apologize and pay. Hm, this show is awesome!

@lenokimaru5344 3 жыл бұрын

i love this woman

@yvaincallipso84 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite scenes in television ever

@aethei8560 9 ай бұрын

It’s a shame that Constance Wu was happy that this show got cancelled 😓 this show was so funny and her character was the highlight of the show.

@KillJoy_Since2017 5 жыл бұрын

" you hit my car with your bodies " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ungzheenedd2273 5 жыл бұрын

My fav scene ever

@luckdragongirl 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite scene! I was crying with laughter when I watched this on television the night it aired.

@123haninhk 5 жыл бұрын

She's got an amazing throw.

@lolscience1979 5 жыл бұрын

You hit my car with your body!!!

@pookpookpook88 3 жыл бұрын

I love that mom....very very much !

@balyeet6479 4 жыл бұрын

3:03 my mom also do this to me But with flip flops

@IKONxIKONICSIkon 5 жыл бұрын

The onion guys the ONION xD HAHAHAHAHA

@Jasongy827 4 жыл бұрын

She is absolutely gorgeous! The character

@chloebaker3151 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve only ever watched clips of this show, I need this in my life!

@Trenty39 5 жыл бұрын

After Crazy Rich Asians I had to come here, Constance Wu is an amazing actress. I'm going to binge watch on hulu.

@choerryluv_ 3 жыл бұрын

she’s such a badass i love her

@theseriesbymdc3087 5 жыл бұрын

i love it when Jessica said " your body hit my car" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Alijay10 5 жыл бұрын

I freaking love her she is perfect

@jiajun5984 5 жыл бұрын

Wow it’s my dream to have her as my wife!!! Her personality is my most favorite type!!!

@bryanwong5250 5 жыл бұрын

If you're like Louise , it's gonna be tough,since you are very different from each other

@MADSAHAD 5 жыл бұрын

Wash that onion first, LoL

@boiifyoudontshutdafup94 4 жыл бұрын

God I love her so much.