I Am Hot = Comedy?
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Күн бұрынAn age old question: Is it possible to be hot and funny? Based on Ray Diaz's instagram profile, no.
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KZfaq, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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@joaquinarellano2439 4 жыл бұрын
You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl
@i-7710 4 жыл бұрын
fr
@Impulsiveartist 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing I'm like that's the girl who recently got abused by this bastard
@leboba2671 4 жыл бұрын
If only Danny had known! Could’ve called that idiot out!
@Alex-fw9hd 4 жыл бұрын
Ha
@dianasrisuk9612 4 жыл бұрын
wait W H A T
@katiec8698 4 жыл бұрын
The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.
@rukmaniramanathan8707 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh u copied
@iguessmynamesriya7658 4 жыл бұрын
Well shit
@ellabby8501 4 жыл бұрын
:0
@katiec8698 4 жыл бұрын
Rukmani Ramanathan I didn’t “copy” I just thought I’d share it in the comments. Didn’t know somebody already said it.
@birdylady3332 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm this looks familiar....
@rat_piss0305 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Danny's wife just chilling and then she hears him screaming on the top of his lungs saying: *WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?*
@jayp1890 2 жыл бұрын
Or when he went full horizontal she just hears a large *THUMP* from upstairs
@hat7475 2 жыл бұрын
LMAOO I swear, the partners of such youtubers have some pretty inchresting experience to tell 💀
@hotchocolate2476 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@eloisethekitkat5223 2 жыл бұрын
@@hat7475 its “interesting” btw, but i think u know that by now- sry for acting like ur stupid or sumn-
@malihaariba7396 2 жыл бұрын
@@eloisethekitkat5223 inchresting is just a popular intentional misspelling
@lvbboi9 3 жыл бұрын
"RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married" Fifty Shades of Grey basically
@auntbill8166 2 жыл бұрын
Dude.... DUDE!! *DUDE!!!* fifty shades of greg
@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын
@@auntbill8166 b r u h
@charles_capet321 2 жыл бұрын
Wait why aren’t married people supposed to watch fifty shades
@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын
@@charles_capet321 it's a jk cuz no one's gonna watch that shit except single moms who just wanna see the hot guy.
@hat7475 2 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHA NOO 😭
@SailorMoolong 4 жыл бұрын
The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch
@faithkidwell9757 4 жыл бұрын
Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.
@sethrowlands760 4 жыл бұрын
Is he still in prison ?
@cantbekam 4 жыл бұрын
@@sethrowlands760 I think he paid off the bail but idk
@bakar2134 4 жыл бұрын
@@faithkidwell9757 timestamp
@kirstinx9074 4 жыл бұрын
@@bakar2134 8:32
@pocketfulloposeys7525 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is Comment section: *He in jail lololol*
@MettigelMann 4 жыл бұрын
Omg same
@deadlyducks2139 4 жыл бұрын
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
@giraffegirl3858 4 жыл бұрын
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
@semenandgayuncle 4 жыл бұрын
Comments: lolololol ray’s in jailllll Me: owo???
@nejirehado4787 4 жыл бұрын
Lol samee
@BlackWolf207 2 жыл бұрын
Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.
@girfuentes 2 жыл бұрын
BROOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
@SongSteel Жыл бұрын
Explain? I wasn't in tiktok at this time
@sushihater Жыл бұрын
@@SongSteel he abused and dated a 16 yr old
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme Жыл бұрын
@@sushihater did you just copy some comment? Also, that's not the point of the comment
@vinny1883 Жыл бұрын
That's its job.
@spencer_907 Жыл бұрын
the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time
@Aphlaa 7 ай бұрын
And the way he says it so seriously 😂
@lungse.2565 5 ай бұрын
loop
@schizophrenic1717 3 жыл бұрын
“18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.
@notherelol 3 жыл бұрын
Aged backwards
@the_randoms7742 3 жыл бұрын
Neither did his relationships
@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel 3 жыл бұрын
E
@Baertierchen_ 3 жыл бұрын
*pushes anime glasses*
@gayclown69 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_randoms7742 pfffttt
@blacksonder9252 4 жыл бұрын
Might just be me, but I really don't find that dude hot.
@riin4363 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@kimmiisholara8207 4 жыл бұрын
BlackSonder same
@Kirsten4260 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Danny is way cuter imo.
@mr.fahrenheit3768 4 жыл бұрын
In terms of hot dudes, I'd put him in mid-tier. Even that might be too much
@michaeldkapp 4 жыл бұрын
Same but it might be because I’m a lesbian
@AUBREY-ml4ex 2 жыл бұрын
Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club" 7.7M people: "You got it"
@lad2812 Жыл бұрын
“Um actually… it’s 9,032,235 People 🤓”
@brainrot__ Жыл бұрын
@@lad2812 "Well actually, it's 9,122,724 🤓"
@skylar0904 Жыл бұрын
@@brainrot__ "BNo, actually, it's 9,280,978 views 🤓"
@Duskxdawnx Жыл бұрын
@skylar "Actually its 9,473,383🤓"
@Duskxdawnx Жыл бұрын
Omg helluva boss and Danny Gonzalez fan yasssss
@KampLola Жыл бұрын
"let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with that, fellow Greg.
@sleepyidiot2010 4 жыл бұрын
Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻♀️
@pepperlynn3075 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the comments are all about raydiaz or whatever his name is
@vay5540 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god wtf
@prismancy7182 4 жыл бұрын
@@TaylorAmelia Of course a handful of 12 year old are dumb as shit, they're children. That's just stating the obvious.
@prismancy7182 4 жыл бұрын
@@PetSymmetry yeah thet are? Gen Z is people born from around 1997-2012. A twelve year old would be born around 2008.
@eurekamreum5458 4 жыл бұрын
But Danny is thirteen, how could he be a pedo?
@slickwilliam9597 5 жыл бұрын
Danny you need to do a face reveal
@slickwilliam9597 5 жыл бұрын
Omg guys thanks for 1 like I meant 3.2k likes
@softbabeh 5 жыл бұрын
Jacorb Robbins we seriously need this
@tiantian5693 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly we have been waiting for so long
@playermouni 5 жыл бұрын
IKR
@unregisteredhypercam3969 5 жыл бұрын
lmao u right why doesnt he just do it already
@victorseverson7473 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being gregs neighbor and randomly hearing him scream "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!"
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
IT'S DANNY! I agree, though, that would be odd.
@Unspecified_Content Жыл бұрын
This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny! (This happened three weeks ago)
@bistopher 4 жыл бұрын
I am in jail = Comedy?
@monkeyatanofficedesk9253 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy = I am in jail?
@hexagonPie 3 жыл бұрын
I am hot = jail?
@ChristianM395 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@_Https.maddie 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@iamme3941 3 жыл бұрын
@Vortex GamingYT hot jail? Jail jail hot spicy?
@logan8980 5 жыл бұрын
ray diaz is the male version of lele pons
@lcope9 5 жыл бұрын
d u d e
@kotaleonard3004 5 жыл бұрын
Yaaaasssss Lele Pons
@kamandtux 5 жыл бұрын
Shut up. He’s so better
@avaconte1366 5 жыл бұрын
skinny TRUE!!!
@asha17236 5 жыл бұрын
skinny I’m pretty sure ray and Lele dated
@lps_kiwi9752 2 жыл бұрын
Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)
@Luka0420 3 ай бұрын
The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD
@couchpotato4928 5 жыл бұрын
*gets hit by a car* I DON’T CARE
@alikirb 5 жыл бұрын
Death: Your time has come. Me: *I DON'T CARE.*
@mikapii5210 5 жыл бұрын
**gets shot 23 times** _I dOn'T cArE!!1!_
@alikirb 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikapii5210 Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? Me: *I DONT CARE*
@cthulhugodofdestruction2913 5 жыл бұрын
Meets Danny in person Omg I care
@katie4987 5 жыл бұрын
*doesnt care* I DONT CARE
@thexhaunt 4 жыл бұрын
I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.
@jordanfoust8494 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@captaindonut5240 4 жыл бұрын
Whats up greg
@twilightprincess0256 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, wazzup greg lmaooo
@mechi8925 4 жыл бұрын
Wazzup Greg
@zoeh.4421 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I just commented "what if someone named Greg watched Danny's videos" 😂😂
@Defaultnoobisme Жыл бұрын
The police: “you just murdered a child!” The girl: “I don’t care”
@Im_doing_fine_thank_you Жыл бұрын
The police: “You are going to jail” The girl “Oh n.. *I MEAN* I don’t care!!”
@door-chan Жыл бұрын
She actually did get arrested
@ismaelalvarez8661 7 ай бұрын
@@door-chanprove it
@Craigmeowmeow 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious
@BooBotta 4 жыл бұрын
If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo
@user-mb7ud2kt1u 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome.
@zurieadam1703 3 жыл бұрын
Nice😼😼
@goldcoin9618 3 жыл бұрын
So we can eat gregs?
@titocristobal5573 3 жыл бұрын
You cracked the code.
@patdotdoc5700 3 жыл бұрын
Area Breb Crec Dred Eree Fref GREG Hreh Irei Jrej Krek Lrel Mrem Nren Oreo Prep Qreq Rrer Sres Tret Ureu Vrev Wrew Xrex Yrey Zrez
@christopherminutolo9384 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.
@jaykay030 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.
@josephthegod3514 4 жыл бұрын
Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be... Ray Pist
@croissant2850 4 жыл бұрын
i mean-
@daveyerr5730 4 жыл бұрын
lol wtf
@arikuyu 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to say “What” But nOw I get it and you are a genius.
@notmax2273 4 жыл бұрын
“Mr. Pist?” “Oh uh yeah”
@4mere697 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@12ksoulja 5 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live. Girl: i dOn'T cArE
@victorsardinia7120 5 жыл бұрын
I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper
@leawise437 5 жыл бұрын
I would be like “OH HELL YEAH IMMA TAKE A NAP UNTIL I DIE”
@maryn3606 5 жыл бұрын
Me:like i was having a life..
@wivwoogie642 5 жыл бұрын
*i d o n t c a r e*
@soup-flavored-soup6613 4 жыл бұрын
Ha not any more!! *shoots self*
@gaypossum6774 2 жыл бұрын
One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me
@niccvier 23 күн бұрын
I noticed it too
@EmiMartinezOfficial 5 ай бұрын
Drew's initials: DG Kurtis' initials: DG Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis
@autumnhardwick143 5 жыл бұрын
Danny's initials= DG Drew's initials=DG Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.
@alexis7264 5 жыл бұрын
Or should we say dranny
@luvlytani 5 жыл бұрын
*Illuminati music plays*
@Fffffferal 5 жыл бұрын
Cody's initials = DG
@gavincasey5547 5 жыл бұрын
Woah, Cody Ko = CK Kurtis Conner = KC Is kurtis conner just reverse cody ko?
@bellaelleira 5 жыл бұрын
This thread has left me with a lot of unanswered questions🤔😐
@Karatebob782 4 жыл бұрын
This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app
@cocoartist1541 4 жыл бұрын
AJ O'Connell 😂😂😂
@safaeelba1266 4 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHA ngl it does
@crystalrenee9082 4 жыл бұрын
OMG it’s a secret
@matejdimovski9528 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the secret of the club 😶
@_Moe 4 жыл бұрын
The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone. Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it. So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.
@Eliz_Creates Жыл бұрын
12:13- I heard that song and immediately knew you where gonna get claimed-
@pugglesinrandomlandyt8950 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you replace “Greg” with “danny” it becomes Danny
@begaydocrimed8733 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know that every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
@raweewashoe327 11 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the floor is made of floor
@Bumble._.Jellybottom 7 ай бұрын
omg epik fact :0
@memes4themasses365 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen
@sachio8610 3 жыл бұрын
@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.
@memes4themasses365 3 жыл бұрын
Kieran Leiber preach my man
@sachio8610 3 жыл бұрын
@@kieranleiber6823 yea lmao
@clownedkory6743 3 жыл бұрын
what the hell did this cheese cheese guy say
@TheOGmaxgrace 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah what did cheese cheese say
@ria7106 4 жыл бұрын
the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+
@pixelinnie 3 жыл бұрын
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes yeah I'm actually pretty sure he's in jail 😳
@pixelinnie 3 жыл бұрын
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes exactly he's not hot anyway
@catiegaming6049 3 жыл бұрын
It does say "advised", not "only"
@safakhawar7032 3 жыл бұрын
@Catie Ard lol
@pixel3045 3 жыл бұрын
🤡same guy that dated and sexually abused a 17 year old huh
@blokvader8283 Жыл бұрын
Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.
@RoryStarr 2 ай бұрын
The great thing about watching all these videos on trending stars 5 years later is realizing nothing about my generation's culture is worth remembering haha. Like, who the fuck was ray Diaz?
@comfyghost 18 күн бұрын
you say that like the majority of any generation's "culture" was worth remembering. these days we've whittled the past into only the most memorable parts because that's literally what memorable means, but in reality that's only a percent of a percent of what actually happened, but most of it, even a lot of popular stuff was boring, mundane or outright bad and has been forgotten for a reason. it's also not like ray diaz was that big of a deal in the first place. it's a stretch to call him part of any "culture"
@joocebox793 3 жыл бұрын
He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.
@sneakysnek572 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha abuse is so funny. Legitimate trauma is such a great prank haha /j
@NWKohout 2 жыл бұрын
@@sneakysnek572 men Edit: supposed to be mean
@joshuatartar2731 2 жыл бұрын
@@NWKohout you forgot to put “terrible” before men
@NWKohout 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuatartar2731 oh spelling mistake I meant mean
@hennegivensunday 2 жыл бұрын
@Nobody I think u meant terrible mean 😂
@meganeclover 3 жыл бұрын
did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs
@theonewhowearscrocs8591 3 жыл бұрын
And if you replace the letters in 'abs', you'll get Craig, the slowest growing army on the internet, and you should look that up.
@isabe1192 3 жыл бұрын
you are absolutely hilarious
@spiritualdanger 2 жыл бұрын
You can also replace all the letterds in Craig you can spell Greg is the most fastest army on youtube and Danny is the best
@hat7475 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck I didn't know that!😲
@splintertherat8123 2 жыл бұрын
@@theonewhowearscrocs8591 to tyeiu
@TheZamKids Жыл бұрын
Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people
@ShlerpCat 2 жыл бұрын
9:21 Danny that is just someone speedrunning super Mario 64
@thiagoleonardo2484 Жыл бұрын
Relatable
@tobibot761 5 жыл бұрын
Jonny jonny Yes papa Being funny No papa Quality content No papa Posting daily Ha ha ha
@cameronc1712 5 жыл бұрын
It's me Chief 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ingeborggranli9547 5 жыл бұрын
It's me Chief That worked way too good😂
@00_the_end_is_near_00 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen anything more perfect thanbthis today.😂
@marshmellowcream6364 5 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic scared the hell out of me
@CarolinaGarcia-ph3vi 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kaijakoenigberg7126 5 жыл бұрын
Requirement of Danny’s secret club: Must be 18+ Single And Cuba.
@stick-itproductions.3307 5 жыл бұрын
(advised)
@jagerbaby8628 5 жыл бұрын
Dang I’m not Cuba
@kaijakoenigberg7126 5 жыл бұрын
Jk6505 Lol Out. Get out. OUT NOW
@zodupont 5 жыл бұрын
aww...man I wish I was Cuba...welp ok then...
@rollerskatez4807 5 жыл бұрын
Kaija Koenigberg you must be cuba
@valerierose817 3 жыл бұрын
I have been binging a lot of Danny’s videos lately. This one is definitely one of my favorites. The horizontal thing was hilarious
@TriMs1 3 жыл бұрын
"My knee hurts" Did Danny predict the update corner.
@sydneyd.8261 4 жыл бұрын
Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*
@lostsilver9311 4 жыл бұрын
WhAt WUt?? He did what?!
@incognitonotsure909 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he dated a 16 year old he made videos with
@nabil4281 4 жыл бұрын
I don't care
@sydneyd.8261 4 жыл бұрын
@@lostsilver9311 yeah the blonde girl he kissed in this video to make his ex jealous was his girlfriend that he abused
@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын
@incognito not sure PEDOPHILIA IS THE ATTRACTION TO PREPUBESCENTS. Was that clear enough for you, or should I rent a billboard?
@yuhnge1305 4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.
@shenyui3826 3 жыл бұрын
SHH! dont say that, danny doesnt want others to know that
@ichangedit1852 3 жыл бұрын
Nah
@rileykate6967 3 жыл бұрын
wait can i still join idk how :/
@amayahuq 3 жыл бұрын
@@rileykate6967 uhh same
@JunimOwO 3 жыл бұрын
Dude... You weren't supposed to say that.
@WynnWynn-gl3fk 6 ай бұрын
Plus that guy is not even hot. 🤦♀️
@archiemcdonald2195 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Danny, you never fail to brighten my day
@itsanolive7437 4 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror
@rebekanickell8451 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, stop flirting with a 13 year old
@helmutschmidt84 4 жыл бұрын
@@rebekanickell8451 13? I thought he was 12???
@AuriofTheHooligans 4 жыл бұрын
Smooth.
@noahthmare 4 жыл бұрын
No he's 1 year old.
@brook.b117 4 жыл бұрын
i thought he was 5 :o
@nou6197 4 жыл бұрын
Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.
@Ryan-zi7id 4 жыл бұрын
Dont worry, I wont
@jaypixxel 4 жыл бұрын
You haven't even joined
@Ryan-zi7id 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaypixxel Touche
@becomecryptic9126 4 жыл бұрын
I won’t K
@user-qg4wi3vs8l 4 жыл бұрын
don't worry I won't
@squidge-a-sonic 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s not cool! My knee hurts!”-Danny Gonzales 2018
@user-lexireynolds8 2 жыл бұрын
I subscribed, liked, and turned on notifications! have a blessed day Danny
@gabriellebueche3643 5 жыл бұрын
"what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny
@immisive3333 4 жыл бұрын
Who are there no replies this is lowkey funny
@bombyadept 4 жыл бұрын
bruh, you just destroyed him.
@narararamammily5386 4 жыл бұрын
He’s not hot at all. He looks like a mutated potato with the personality of the supreme logo on a plain T-shirt.
@maggiee639 4 жыл бұрын
Nararara Mammily if he didn’t look like a cocky douche he would be attractive
@freaxx666 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@marinh.8301 4 жыл бұрын
Maggie E if he wasn’t a cocky douche he’d be attractive too lol
@RazzberryRazor 4 жыл бұрын
Eh.. More like a muscly goat. Maaaa, maaaa. I hope he goes back to his home. The goat pen. Where his maaa maaa, can use the flip flop and teach him a lesson!
@chunkle5655 4 жыл бұрын
Now this is just so, so fucking true
@urfrend01 Жыл бұрын
What happened to the join button? I really wanted to join Danny's secret club :(
@aivilivia Жыл бұрын
he got rid of it, he said he promised more than he could give. i wanted to join too :((
@urfrend01 Жыл бұрын
@@aivilivia oh
@jalajones22 2 жыл бұрын
Danny trying to do the horizontal jump thing is pure comedy gold 🤣🤣
@fafuka9863 5 жыл бұрын
Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you
@averyurban5108 5 жыл бұрын
I think he posted about him getting on his insta story the other day
@fafuka9863 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Okello lmao why
@fafuka9863 5 жыл бұрын
Avery Urban damn I missed it
@joelokello9888 5 жыл бұрын
@@fafuka9863 my roblox girlfriend broke up with me, now i need to let out my hate on the internet
@fafuka9863 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Okello fair enough, sorry for your loss
@ImAllexx 5 жыл бұрын
Wish I was hot and funny 😭
@tadhgshortall8001 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe try less of an edgy teen look and that might help
@vanmaggit7747 5 жыл бұрын
If you're hot then it cancels out the funny. You don't wanna be hot.
@caitlinsyme3446 5 жыл бұрын
Boys on Grindr like you.
@palpersen4375 5 жыл бұрын
lol u gei
@TheLilylove2000 5 жыл бұрын
Hot Timmy Turner lookin ass.
@pizzabreadpancake 3 ай бұрын
no way, 5 yrs ago is crazy 😕
@FlipKicker 2 жыл бұрын
Man… I love all of Cody’s older video
@seagull9497 4 жыл бұрын
This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year. Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike. if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight. Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name. There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water. They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.
@JC-kb1eh 4 жыл бұрын
Yo I love shoe billed storks!!!
@cheesecheese6950 4 жыл бұрын
Nice, random fact, Greg.
@hannavercelli8099 4 жыл бұрын
Cool
@persom7824 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@discontinuedcat1697 3 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@ispentalldayatYT 4 жыл бұрын
Hes gonna be the funniest comedian In prison
@ravioliravioli118 4 жыл бұрын
Except some idiot bailed him like yeah let's just LET THE MAN WHO SEXUALLY ABUSED A 16 Y/O GIRL GO OK SURE
@tso_438 4 жыл бұрын
They bailed him Big mistake
@riin4363 4 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves more likes
@chibinuggt3528 4 жыл бұрын
Inmates hate pedophiles....
@ima_zucchini1950 4 жыл бұрын
Soooooo your saying he’s funny
@Marceline_the_Vamp Жыл бұрын
the “i don’t care” girl was arrested for hitting a police officer and being naked in public. guess she didn’t care. there’s your punchline i guess
@IntfovertedArt Жыл бұрын
Danny:“But you know what?” “That’s fitness 😏” “That’s what’s all about, baby” “that burn 🔥” “That pain” 🤕 Also Danny: “I think I need a doctor!” 🥹
@evaperez5625 5 жыл бұрын
*G* Floating *R* Horizontally *E* In *G* Midair
@CarlTackett 5 жыл бұрын
Umm that is a horrible acronym A proper one is G Floating R Horizontally E In G Midair and getting ripped
@heirofsugar 5 жыл бұрын
I seriously thought those were acronyms
@iCat4Ever 5 жыл бұрын
I have a better one G these R are E very G stu.... there ok and funny actually
@xXxjxXx-ww3et 5 жыл бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽
@elis6447 5 жыл бұрын
8:11
@makenac2130 5 жыл бұрын
Brent Rivera has left the chat
@RO-vj4ie 5 жыл бұрын
dry skin gal underrated comment
@leilani4250 5 жыл бұрын
that nigga ain't funny whatsoever
@makenac2130 5 жыл бұрын
@@elenaj3779 neither is Brent
@Timothy_Million Жыл бұрын
Why isn't there a join button any more?
@demqre 3 ай бұрын
Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way
@themarauders2003 5 жыл бұрын
8:26 how does Danny look so cute when doing this?!
@miapolk1713 5 жыл бұрын
Haha I was thinking the same thing
@zoeytrent115 5 жыл бұрын
right?
@lophiii 5 жыл бұрын
The Marauders ikr
@ilovemycats8610 5 жыл бұрын
.
@mofledowe 5 жыл бұрын
That's so cute. :3
@laZyTo0N7 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't he the child predator who told a little girl to kill her self?
@indridhartley1504 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын
Unless I've missed something, no. 16 year olds are not children, nor little girls.
@indridhartley1504 4 жыл бұрын
@@seigeengine Apparently you have missed something because sixteen year olds are little girls, and she was half his age. Also there's the whole, she's a minor thing...
@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын
Great, YT deleting comments again. 16 is the age of consent in much of the USA and much of the developed world. If they were most anywhere other than California, age wouldn't have been a problem. So no, 16 year olds aren't little girls. Cut the crap.
@indridhartley1504 4 жыл бұрын
@@seigeengine uh actually thats where you're wrong. Age of consent refers to underaged kids of no more than two years apart having sex together. Not, a 30 something year old man having sex with and abusing a very young girl that could have been his daughter and was most likely very impressionable. At age 16, her brain was not fully developed and she most likely didnt have a lot of the emotional maturity that two consenting adults have. Not to mention that since this guy was abusive, he most likely groomed her and manipulated her into being with him and having sex with him.
@ayxxlys8416 Жыл бұрын
i fell asleep to this and woke up to danny screaming "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS" ah yes, a normal encounter for someone who falls asleep to youtube :,) edit: i also just woke up to this 14:01
@alexhopwood8340 8 ай бұрын
She doesn’t care about basic joke structure
@anika1799 4 жыл бұрын
irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.
@Zoriamustang 4 жыл бұрын
@C.J Rex 18 years old
@jakecash8338 4 жыл бұрын
who’s here after ray diaz is in jail lol
@lauraespinoza6211 4 жыл бұрын
Meeeeeeeeeeeee
@TwistedBeautynz 4 жыл бұрын
Me but he got bailed out 😢
@thomasmckevitt7350 4 жыл бұрын
Meeeee
@dontsubdontyadare5420 4 жыл бұрын
R G look it up in google like me....he really ducked up!!!
@shiokkotsu 4 жыл бұрын
Aggressive Pizza It does. 16 year old still basically means a child. She was underage (not 18+) and Ray Dias was fucking 33
@Sirgoose88 3 жыл бұрын
Subscribed liked and notifications on I love your videos 🥰🤩
@Joe_Garfeild 3 жыл бұрын
This guy needs more people to entertain because they would subscribe to this guy is really good at KZfaq
@vyodka6637 4 жыл бұрын
He hurt his knee *and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*
@tsukarikaoru 4 жыл бұрын
*dips tip of knee in puddle*
@mariafausti3128 4 жыл бұрын
Tsukari Kaoru **imaginary puddles
@rachelleredd8803 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao references
@sevenunderwater8099 4 жыл бұрын
omg i forgot about this!! perfect callback
@anomaliceti 4 жыл бұрын
After tarnishing his reputation, he started emotionally eating and became fat... and ugly.
@colleen5807 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the truest Greg now?
@graced.6639 5 жыл бұрын
I liked this comment because i wanna be in the secret club but i am broke so im applauding you for having more money than I.
@kiaraparker3004 5 жыл бұрын
@@graced.6639Ha ha lol 😂 same
@-Mr-Frost- 5 жыл бұрын
Colleen you have the Greg egg
@Danny-Gonzalez 5 жыл бұрын
Colleen thank you for joining the secret club! Make sure no one finds out please.
@alimarie6256 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@maje7055 Жыл бұрын
If “Hot=Comedy” we’ll congrats. Your Fucking hilarious. Nice 👍 But honestly jokes aside you are extremely funny and always make my day, thanks for making content and always putting a smile on Greg’s face! ❤️
@Planet_Folk_Memories 8 ай бұрын
18+(advised) makes me feel like that 18+ is only an advise but it will be okay for him to date a minor. Like its not mandatory.
@eggmon420 6 ай бұрын
Nah it’s just for the content. Like the content isn’t inherently sexual so it’s only advised it’s for 18+.
@mstzu 3 жыл бұрын
ray was arrested for dating and sexually abusing a 17 yr old... he's 30 edit: holy shit i did not expect this comment to get so much likes-
@jaaaime 3 жыл бұрын
wait what
@devoidfishgamer4888 3 жыл бұрын
This happened?
@nathalietayag9219 3 жыл бұрын
the girl he kissed in the skit was a M I N O R
@user-jd1cy7jb5c 3 жыл бұрын
oh
@jarrodboss777 3 жыл бұрын
👀
@sunbakedsunflowers 3 жыл бұрын
“Nothing says quality content like posting everyday” Unus Annus fans: *sweats*
@pixelatedcyan677 3 жыл бұрын
that channel went : 😚✌
@squidcoffee 3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@GaiaTheLeafwing 3 жыл бұрын
That was quality content tho like- heck yeah memento mori.
@sarak6883 3 жыл бұрын
this is why they said no one else could pull what they did off. only mark and ethan can do such a big social experiment and actually succeed
@pucamisc 3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@g008y Жыл бұрын
Danny DANNY DANNY! You NEED to review norm of the north (there are 4 movies
@xoxomishka Ай бұрын
i'm still pissed that 13-year-old me didn't have to money to join the secret club and now it's gone :(
@sheluvjojo9792 Ай бұрын
Me too
@nikatrenc-sato7550 5 жыл бұрын
i find him really attractive..im talking about danny
@burrito5673 5 жыл бұрын
Samae
@samuelgarces2226 5 жыл бұрын
who dont lol
@alemunnoz 5 жыл бұрын
I think we all find him really attractive
@emmajustemma8676 5 жыл бұрын
Me too😂
@briawilliams8833 5 жыл бұрын
Lol me too tho
@PurpleBandanaStudios 5 жыл бұрын
Whats up greg it's *greg*
@reiryuhnz1396 5 жыл бұрын
Hey V-Sause, *V-Sause* here!
@PurpleBandanaStudios 5 жыл бұрын
@@reiryuhnz1396 I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING V-SAUCE LE GASP
@duffi5290 5 жыл бұрын
Danny forgot his own name...
@why5981 5 жыл бұрын
Sup Greg I’m also greg
@Corwart 5 жыл бұрын
Hotel? *H O T E L*
@mr.couchpotato6554 Жыл бұрын
0:38 im playing pixelmon and the exact second he said cuba, a cubone near me went "Cubone" it suprised me
@PieNumber4 6 ай бұрын
1:15 I actually think this *is* smart. We already know that the majority of his viewers are young children, and those children are most likely not going to read the bio saying to send DMs to the other account, so by having that filter he can ignore the DMs from kids on his main account and only talk to the people who are serious about contacting him.
@galaxycat2140 4 жыл бұрын
18+ Advised Goes to jail for dating a 16 year old *What we gonna do. Now.*
@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I checked, dating wasn't a crime regardless of age.
@galaxycat2140 4 жыл бұрын
seigeengine He’s 23. She was 16. That’s illegal look it up
@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын
No, it is not. Look it up.
@galaxycat2140 4 жыл бұрын
seigeengine if you have a intimate relationship with someone underage it’s a crime
@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын
@my google acc If I were to be stalking someone, I imagine their consent wouldn't be a factor. Good thing I am not.
@Niveth2008 3 жыл бұрын
His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 8.08 million people know
@YN.97 3 жыл бұрын
7.2 actually 🤩
@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 69 likes
@Niveth2008 3 жыл бұрын
@@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446 thanks
@cagedcorvid 2 жыл бұрын
congrats on 420 likes
@Niveth2008 2 жыл бұрын
@@cagedcorvid thanks man
@doxaweit Жыл бұрын
i wonder what happened to the secret club 🤔
@aivilivia Жыл бұрын
he got rid of it, he said he promised more than he could give
@doxaweit Жыл бұрын
@@aivilivia ohh damn😭😭 i think he could be able to do it now since he has more subs
@cringedailydude476 9 ай бұрын
10:40 After 4 years of watching this scene and close analysis. I can confirm Danny does not have squishy bones. 😔
@DeejayCombs 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that Ray Diaz hasn’t been canceled yet and he’s still growing on social media annoys me so much
@M4rteevee 5 жыл бұрын
Cause he's hot
@Kittttydotcom 5 жыл бұрын
M A he's not LOLOL
@Kittttydotcom 5 жыл бұрын
@@M4rteevee wack
@M4rteevee 5 жыл бұрын
@Sweters Bingus I'm a whore for Latino men
@M4rteevee 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kittttydotcom tasteless
@shoolaces 5 жыл бұрын
as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army
@frikynikkid 5 жыл бұрын
Should we gregs worry about it?
@justadeadmeme6056 5 жыл бұрын
frikynikkid probably
@joey2face53 5 жыл бұрын
@@frikynikkid yes there are already 2 nutcrackers _there multiplying_
@jacksvlogs9924 5 жыл бұрын
I’m really excited to look back in 4 weeks and see like 20 nutcracker guys scattered around the room.
@entrcpy 5 жыл бұрын
OH LAWD THEY COMIN’
@tommymarco 2 ай бұрын
There is no join button brah
@Quinnie0821 5 ай бұрын
9:35 I'll be honest, the last thing i excpected to hear from an old Danny Gonzalez video was a Smash Brothers reference.
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