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CaptainSauce

CaptainSauce

5 жыл бұрын

Anyone can throw a toaster in a bathtub...my calling card is the atomic wedgie of death.
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@thewrongsideofnaplesflorid9907
@thewrongsideofnaplesflorid9907 4 жыл бұрын
"All of his family randomly died making breakfast in the tub"
@clairej.9479
@clairej.9479 3 жыл бұрын
It’s simple they stole my idea for breakfast in bath
@ZZDoesStuffYT
@ZZDoesStuffYT 2 ай бұрын
​@@clairej.9479 tsk tsk tsk,
@aimbot_aang7110
@aimbot_aang7110 4 жыл бұрын
"I just want to live an honest life!" Says CaptainSauce after escaping jail and killing his parents
@manaalmoosa7977
@manaalmoosa7977 3 жыл бұрын
That statement would sound so wrong if it wasn't on a Bitlife video
@hrn8935
@hrn8935 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@aninstrument2803
@aninstrument2803 3 жыл бұрын
"I just want to live a quiet life" *Has a stand that has something to do with explosions*
@Adi_The_Gamer4158
@Adi_The_Gamer4158 10 ай бұрын
Parent*
@MidnightDStroyer
@MidnightDStroyer 3 ай бұрын
Hey, if you're going to *intentionally* become a criminal you should first be honest with yourself by not denying that you'll be breaking laws.
@kitty_kath
@kitty_kath 5 жыл бұрын
The court *definately* understands lifespans! *24115 years of prison...*
@venomsnek1857
@venomsnek1857 3 жыл бұрын
Yes i *definately* understood the slur of a comment you posted
@hopepapernacky
@hopepapernacky 3 жыл бұрын
*Definitely
@lokeswarinithya289
@lokeswarinithya289 3 жыл бұрын
One thing that they don’t understand is it’s your spellings
@ToastersToastToast
@ToastersToastToast 3 жыл бұрын
@@noodleee_ shut
@ToastersToastToast
@ToastersToastToast 3 жыл бұрын
@@hopepapernacky shut
@shlevloshive531
@shlevloshive531 4 жыл бұрын
CaptainSause: *shoots a homeless person* the police force: "that'll be 24,000 years in the slammer"
@AkaThemeParkTycoon2Addict
@AkaThemeParkTycoon2Addict Жыл бұрын
Cap:I DID THEM A FAVOR police:I don't care
@nicorozner7417
@nicorozner7417 4 жыл бұрын
Captainsauce out of context: You attempted to pull your mother's underwear over her face! She attacked you with a grenade! She blew up your finger!
@wolvezbane261
@wolvezbane261 5 жыл бұрын
"Ugly girl with daddy issues... THIS IS PERFECT!" -CaptainSauce 2019
@Check_Mate_Bitch
@Check_Mate_Bitch 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jeancreason2024
@jeancreason2024 4 жыл бұрын
DOEboy06k read it as it happened
@hurricaneheehee2254
@hurricaneheehee2254 4 жыл бұрын
WAIT IT GO MR WEINER!
@itouchpeople
@itouchpeople 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@AlienoRBLX
@AlienoRBLX 3 жыл бұрын
That’s just meg griffin
@demonfusiongamer7995
@demonfusiongamer7995 5 жыл бұрын
Captain Sauce: goes to jail for life because of attempted wedgie IRL: “... Seriously, woman?”
@stardrift4461
@stardrift4461 4 жыл бұрын
Make more vids man i used to watch them
@azorus8144
@azorus8144 4 жыл бұрын
I once assaulted my sister by poking her finger and she pulled a homemade rocket launcher on me.
@zunnobia
@zunnobia 3 жыл бұрын
@@azorus8144 dosent you’re sister think that’s a bit much(if not I’m sorry to hear that)
@shilohmerilan9858
@shilohmerilan9858 3 жыл бұрын
@@zunnobia I think they meant in bitlife-
@katoneba
@katoneba 3 жыл бұрын
@@zunnobia haha r/wooosh go WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
@shaundouglas690
@shaundouglas690 3 жыл бұрын
"Hes supposed to move once" blatantly ignores the directions
@MrYeest
@MrYeest 5 жыл бұрын
Thanos:Kills half the universe Captain Sauce:Hold my prison sentence.
@Jamesishappy
@Jamesishappy 5 жыл бұрын
That's a non-alcoholic prison sentence I hope!
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jamesishappy same
@jaydenmitchell4309
@jaydenmitchell4309 5 жыл бұрын
Job interview tomorrow night at the end of the year of the day before the end of the year of the day after day I don't have the right way too long and the end of the year and the year to get my money and time consuming but it doesn't even work and I love you so much fun and I don't think I might be a little bit more of a sudden urge to go back to sleep now I have a great way to kill and eat kids
@thiccytalls
@thiccytalls 5 жыл бұрын
Of course! A Sonic ad for cake batter transitions into a video about murderer named Tom Wiener
@saiunknown_2718
@saiunknown_2718 5 жыл бұрын
an escapist named tom weiner
@thiccytalls
@thiccytalls 5 жыл бұрын
@@saiunknown_2718 a legend named tom wiener
@kellylewis4681
@kellylewis4681 3 жыл бұрын
I got a bit life ad :/
@LightPinkGamer5
@LightPinkGamer5 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 just like my mind
@Check_Mate_Bitch
@Check_Mate_Bitch 4 жыл бұрын
You electrocuted an “oof star” how does that make you feel?
@spino650
@spino650 4 жыл бұрын
once in BitLife, I refused to let someone cheat on me on a test in university. Then I made a mistake to tattle on them and the person got suspended. They took a picaxe and impaled me in the gut.
@dabestorkposta
@dabestorkposta 3 жыл бұрын
Strategy impeccable
@timesnewroman2299
@timesnewroman2299 2 жыл бұрын
One time my enemy shoved a pole up my rump and I died.
@chessborger1256
@chessborger1256 5 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe out of all that, the 24000 years of prison I was handed down, I died to a witch." -CaptainSauce 2019
@memereview30
@memereview30 5 жыл бұрын
i got a lot of kills and i got 463501 years in prison
@MissVendetta
@MissVendetta 5 жыл бұрын
"My birthday is Nov 3. I am a Scorpio. My mother is Heidi. Father is unknown." Yep. There's my biography.
@brycetubegames8519
@brycetubegames8519 4 жыл бұрын
Call me daddy
@Red1Driver
@Red1Driver 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Has never escaped from jail CaptainSauce: *Escapes on the first try in under 5 seconds*
@2Finnn322
@2Finnn322 2 жыл бұрын
What!
@Red1Driver
@Red1Driver 2 жыл бұрын
@@2Finnn322 I can confirm by now I have escaped multiple times
@DerpySnake
@DerpySnake 5 жыл бұрын
"I was born a female in Cardiff, United Kingdom" CaptainSauce: cANdIfF
@depressedgwyndolin
@depressedgwyndolin 3 жыл бұрын
Well he's a canadian
@always_tired3371
@always_tired3371 5 жыл бұрын
"I can't go to baby jail" Captainsauce -2019
@SasukeUchiha723
@SasukeUchiha723 5 жыл бұрын
is that a thing?
@always_tired3371
@always_tired3371 5 жыл бұрын
@@SasukeUchiha723 no...kinda there's juvie
@ivboy3300
@ivboy3300 5 жыл бұрын
Sasuke Uchiha i mean if you heard of Simpleflips...
@brittanypritchard7567
@brittanypritchard7567 4 жыл бұрын
Well you cant
@natetheidiot4679
@natetheidiot4679 4 жыл бұрын
Social services
@Djcedillo
@Djcedillo 5 жыл бұрын
Cap: Assaulting people doesn’t kill them Also cap: *gets killed by a mug in the last episode *
@blanesim2011
@blanesim2011 5 жыл бұрын
But he was assaulted by his sister what do you mean cap?
@Djcedillo
@Djcedillo 5 жыл бұрын
CAPtain sauce
@Sty.jojo.
@Sty.jojo. 4 жыл бұрын
Certain sause yeetgod69
@The_Asexual_Gamer_2
@The_Asexual_Gamer_2 3 жыл бұрын
Cap:(slips plan B into breakfast) mom:dees guud eegs
@LordDingus69
@LordDingus69 3 жыл бұрын
Tf u saying
@Crystalizedcrystal
@Crystalizedcrystal 3 жыл бұрын
deez guud nutz
@pyr0clastic601
@pyr0clastic601 2 жыл бұрын
What
@elizabethjensen3057
@elizabethjensen3057 4 жыл бұрын
"ill see you in 10 minutes dad"
@jimmymoore1675
@jimmymoore1675 5 жыл бұрын
Bijuu mike: struggles to get 1K Captain Sauce: 11K
@turtle8594
@turtle8594 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Moore I’ve had 30k
@insertsomethingfuni2617
@insertsomethingfuni2617 5 жыл бұрын
@@turtle8594 uh huh
@turtle8594
@turtle8594 5 жыл бұрын
Renegadefanatic 011 yup
@Arcxzal
@Arcxzal 5 жыл бұрын
It might be a diferrence of versions, andriod doubles the sentence every time while if im not wrong ios version makes the sentence maybe 1 or 2 years higher each time
@insertsomethingfuni2617
@insertsomethingfuni2617 5 жыл бұрын
@@turtle8594 i believe that,yep,totally no doubt
@Phoenix-to7vl
@Phoenix-to7vl 5 жыл бұрын
"We aren't going to assault anyone, because that doesn't kill them!" -CaptainSauce, 2019
@blanesim2011
@blanesim2011 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mickey-ys8si its 6 times he skiped one
@itzdreamiiemoonp2012
@itzdreamiiemoonp2012 5 жыл бұрын
A
@NotKrypt
@NotKrypt 4 жыл бұрын
The Canadian Spirit
@sherifflasso
@sherifflasso 4 жыл бұрын
He should’ve assaulted his brother, the assaults are wild. I apparently licked someone’s tooth one time
@deadlydino15
@deadlydino15 4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally killed someone through assault, it is possible
@JadeDoesVideos
@JadeDoesVideos 4 жыл бұрын
Sauce: "I was born a female in Candiff, United Kingdom" Me: "Did he just call Cardiff "Candiff"? *(Rewinds Video)* He did! I'm going to make a comment about that."
@johnpaulkabalan631
@johnpaulkabalan631 4 жыл бұрын
Well you sort of are right mean
@MrGamer-dz4zf
@MrGamer-dz4zf 4 жыл бұрын
i live in cardiff
@superracer0077
@superracer0077 4 жыл бұрын
I live in Cardiff
@contentdeleted7159
@contentdeleted7159 4 жыл бұрын
Damn you beat me to it
@myhow9882
@myhow9882 3 жыл бұрын
Eth
@zombiereaperOnXbox
@zombiereaperOnXbox Жыл бұрын
It's weird to see how much this game has changed in 4 years lol
@twixbarsaredelightful
@twixbarsaredelightful 5 жыл бұрын
Captain sauce: well I’m goin to jail see ya in 10 minutes *kills everyone in the world*
@realno1472
@realno1472 5 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture 🤦‍♂️
@realno1472
@realno1472 5 жыл бұрын
@@twixbarsaredelightful 🤦‍♂️
@burning.at.topolla
@burning.at.topolla 5 жыл бұрын
"Ill have more siblings than i have ways to kill them!" -captainsauce 2019
@jamestherobloxlegend4472
@jamestherobloxlegend4472 4 жыл бұрын
...
@monsoon3220
@monsoon3220 3 жыл бұрын
Scary monsters
@luckygamermemberofvma7903
@luckygamermemberofvma7903 3 жыл бұрын
@@monsoon3220 that is the grates plan 😹
@monsoon3220
@monsoon3220 3 жыл бұрын
@@luckygamermemberofvma7903 mudada
@luckygamermemberofvma7903
@luckygamermemberofvma7903 3 жыл бұрын
@@monsoon3220 lol
@bamble5499
@bamble5499 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason it said that my father was unknown But yet the next year it says “Your mom and dad just divorced.”
@spacefalcon6900
@spacefalcon6900 3 жыл бұрын
I can proudly say that I've been in prison before, one day I stole 50 cents from a woman by accident (she dropped it and I picked it up) she took me to the police (stupid Karen) and the officer just put me in jail for 5 seconds and then I was out the face of that stupid Karen was priceless
@panodestroyer9658
@panodestroyer9658 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting arrested by officer weiner😭
@Mr_Rocks_15
@Mr_Rocks_15 4 жыл бұрын
This is the reason i watch captainsause
@animalcrossinggameralice1837
@animalcrossinggameralice1837 4 жыл бұрын
aiden m true
@The_Asexual_Gamer_2
@The_Asexual_Gamer_2 3 жыл бұрын
That's a XXX title if I ever heard one
@jetproductions4084
@jetproductions4084 3 жыл бұрын
Bigwe ner
@user-mg7wh8zq6v
@user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that its also a woman
@jen9698
@jen9698 5 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you returned to this game. It's such a good platform for your humor. Also, it's more fun to watch you play than to play myself lol
@gamergod6287
@gamergod6287 3 жыл бұрын
Me: (clicks this vid) Also me: (gets ad on bitlife) Me again: *looks behind me for whichever ad selector is stalking me*
@margaretrose6178
@margaretrose6178 3 жыл бұрын
Once a public defender actually helped me in Bit Life. I was surprised when it happened
@joshuaponder9953
@joshuaponder9953 5 жыл бұрын
i LOVE how his mom blew up his finger with a grenade and he gave her an atomic wedgie straight after (they dont do anything to the mom for blowing up his finger with a grenade but they put him in jail for a wedgie)
@sonicanon2434
@sonicanon2434 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen anyone else end up with such a long prison sentence in this game before XD
@wheeln24-79
@wheeln24-79 5 жыл бұрын
Matt shae got up to a billion then the game broke. The sentence doubles every time they catch you. I guess it's kinda a glitch...
@Ilivepuppys
@Ilivepuppys 5 жыл бұрын
@@wheeln24-79 no only on android they fixed it on iPhone. Sauce is on android so he could try it
@blanesim2011
@blanesim2011 5 жыл бұрын
Not really its more of like if you go to jail it doubles the highest number there if you have 456 it doubles the 400 into 800
@owenmitchell5202
@owenmitchell5202 3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen Call me Kevin
@sonicanon2434
@sonicanon2434 3 жыл бұрын
@FunnyLookingGarbage I'm not a He, I'm a She lol, I think you're the only one that noticed that I said Else
@llamasandpenguinsforever7325
@llamasandpenguinsforever7325 4 жыл бұрын
Me: sees the 1% health Him: I NEED A CARRRRR!!!!!
@tiennenbajic5088
@tiennenbajic5088 4 жыл бұрын
15:19 had me dying in front of my mom! 😂😂😂
@christopherdelacruz9728
@christopherdelacruz9728 5 жыл бұрын
Cap, if you become a bitizen. you get access to more features. Like doing things at work or fame and such. You can also add custom people to show up in the game in the settings
@aliyahshanae
@aliyahshanae 5 жыл бұрын
You can add custom people without being a bitizen
@marcusholloway7728
@marcusholloway7728 5 жыл бұрын
All you have to do is keep posting media posts and you get followers slowly, but it speeds up after about 5 minutes of repeating it
@TheItzal11
@TheItzal11 5 жыл бұрын
"I've killed more people then I can count" at this point he had killed exactally 3 people... Apparently not even your fingers and toes will help.
@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos
@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos 2 жыл бұрын
the prison guards always take two steps at a time
@Rosawuzhere
@Rosawuzhere 4 жыл бұрын
Harriet Williams is like Stewie Griffin: Always trying and failing to kill their mother!
@cindybrittain5461
@cindybrittain5461 5 жыл бұрын
0 views and 410 likes and 205 comments KZfaq had to much vodka
@Ty-ru4rp
@Ty-ru4rp 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah mother KZfaq's drunk again...😂😂😂😂😂
@stonefoxx0277
@stonefoxx0277 5 жыл бұрын
Someone spiked his demonetization juice.
@hatgirl9992
@hatgirl9992 5 жыл бұрын
Wut is vidka?
@stonefoxx0277
@stonefoxx0277 5 жыл бұрын
@@hatgirl9992 A type of alcohol that can get you really REALLY drunk...I was told it originated in Russia
@hatgirl9992
@hatgirl9992 5 жыл бұрын
@@stonefoxx0277 hmmmmk
@kroos3345
@kroos3345 5 жыл бұрын
Killed a person using a toaster. Captainsauce 2019
@AtomicWaffle
@AtomicWaffle 5 жыл бұрын
2 people
@user-ct5yr6ro3v
@user-ct5yr6ro3v 5 жыл бұрын
Every time someone says cap I think that they are talking about captain America 😂
@blake_playzgachaandmore4063
@blake_playzgachaandmore4063 5 жыл бұрын
Sauce: And try to get a mother that doesn’t have random tinder dates Game: you don’t have a mom Sauce: ._.
@dr.maynard1962
@dr.maynard1962 3 жыл бұрын
And gacha suckks
@claireglover1391
@claireglover1391 3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.maynard1962 opinions and also go away they’re was no point on saying that and also you misspelt sucks see 🙃
@dr.maynard1962
@dr.maynard1962 3 жыл бұрын
@@claireglover1391 no
@WreckinPoints11
@WreckinPoints11 3 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce: *is Canadian* Also CaptainSuace: *doesn't know how Canadian schools work somehow*
@myanimatedlife830
@myanimatedlife830 5 жыл бұрын
Will we just forget the fact that he's posting his actions on the social media?
@Connor-jl9gq
@Connor-jl9gq 5 жыл бұрын
Kandif United Kingdom hu? *BRITISH ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*
@Nathan-fn3kd
@Nathan-fn3kd 5 жыл бұрын
Glad someone noticed the great place of Kandif
@Preston_Garvey_minnuteman
@Preston_Garvey_minnuteman 2 жыл бұрын
Canadian high school : GET THIS IDIOT OUT OF HERE Captain sauce: did I get out early?
@whyamialive8228
@whyamialive8228 3 жыл бұрын
“Throwing a hotdog down a hallway” What?😂
@cking4869
@cking4869 5 жыл бұрын
Captain Sauce gets out of prison “10 thousand years really gives you a crick in the neck”
@danag8003
@danag8003 5 жыл бұрын
Sent back to prison for 714 years. Captain Sauce: See ya in10 minutes Holly crap, ive never gotten this many likes. THANKS
@Mr_furryy
@Mr_furryy 5 жыл бұрын
What ? You are friends with captainsause
@roglot8776
@roglot8776 5 жыл бұрын
Holly crap xD
@thedarkgacha4560
@thedarkgacha4560 5 жыл бұрын
Np
@derosesan3674
@derosesan3674 5 жыл бұрын
It’s actually 715 btw
@derosesan3674
@derosesan3674 5 жыл бұрын
But funny
@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257
@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257 3 жыл бұрын
The reason babies can’t commit murder because just imagine a baby runs up to you, the baby stabs you in the leg w/ a knife, and you recreate the “kick the baby!” meme from South Park
@Frugglepop
@Frugglepop 9 күн бұрын
Bro turned into sunny from Omori, but instead of pushing his sister down the stairs, it was his mother
@NaeFrog
@NaeFrog 5 жыл бұрын
You should try to be the richest next episode Like for him to see
@christheking6902
@christheking6902 4 жыл бұрын
@Elmo I didn't know u curse
@christheking6902
@christheking6902 4 жыл бұрын
Owen Elmo is right though never beg
@trashcan_clikkie6225
@trashcan_clikkie6225 5 жыл бұрын
"Oooh ugly girl with daddy issues!" -CaptainSauce 2019
@Geo_TV
@Geo_TV Жыл бұрын
There has been so much more added to this game cap. You can watch Matt shea with your friends. (I'm not kidding one of the KZfaq option is your old buddy Matt). I honestly want you to get bitzen get the job pack and God mode and watch you try becoming the don of the Mafia or a street hustler.
@radiogobrrrrrrr1949
@radiogobrrrrrrr1949 Жыл бұрын
Cap himself is an option if I recall as well, shame he’s probably never gonna play it again
@Geo_TV
@Geo_TV Жыл бұрын
​@@radiogobrrrrrrr1949 I've never seen cap as an option that must be some new update because I would have remembered having cap as an option.
@NorthKoreanLover89484
@NorthKoreanLover89484 3 жыл бұрын
bitlife gets update: hmmm yes execution yes Captainsauce: aint no escaping this one homie.
@tigababy89
@tigababy89 5 жыл бұрын
Me:I'm your fan Captainsauce:I'm really bad at killing people Me:wut the heck? Captainsauce: hahaha
@stonefoxx0277
@stonefoxx0277 5 жыл бұрын
She you drive over some yellow "bumps" in the road and it starts screaming Captain Sauce:"Its free real estate."
@pastelcat879
@pastelcat879 3 жыл бұрын
I know I’m late but in bitlife you can in fact kill someone via the assault button when an interaction pops up, but only if you do a lot of the martial arts and strength options
@alfiekhan7293
@alfiekhan7293 4 жыл бұрын
Caption sauces mother: what happened to you son you were such a good kid
@KAAAAAAAAGH
@KAAAAAAAAGH 3 жыл бұрын
Me:CapTIoN SAucE
@Jamie-rv5uv
@Jamie-rv5uv 5 жыл бұрын
Public defenders do get you out sometimes if you assault your sibling and your character is young
@macabrae
@macabrae 5 жыл бұрын
I love this series! lol You're always great to watch when I'm not feeling my best either physically or emotionally, Cap. Keep it up!
@charlescalvin2351
@charlescalvin2351 4 жыл бұрын
11:56 no
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 3 ай бұрын
Ok
@hamidazaman4378
@hamidazaman4378 3 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering. In the UK, we graduate High school at 16 and go to sixth form or college. Sixth form is 2 years and Sixth Form can be part of High school. College I'm very sure is 4 years and University is also 4 years or over.
@Necro7155
@Necro7155 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the drivers test said fire hydrant parking. Pretty sure fire hydrants don't have wheels but okay
@ear25864
@ear25864 5 жыл бұрын
I keep getting the exact same adds on every video I watch this week
@LandBoundFish
@LandBoundFish 5 жыл бұрын
Subscribe to Pewdiepie I have none! *gets an ad every second*
@summerelkins3467
@summerelkins3467 5 жыл бұрын
Sub to pewdiepie And MrBeast, if you don't then he will delete your Fortnite account.
@summerelkins3467
@summerelkins3467 5 жыл бұрын
@Supersimon890 hhh, Its a joke, MrBeast always says Subscribe or I will delete your Fortnite account.
@gavinconway3501
@gavinconway3501 5 жыл бұрын
Ha jokes on him I don’t own fortnite
@gamerboys7663
@gamerboys7663 5 жыл бұрын
IM DYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER 11,000 YEARS HAHAHA
@sanguisuga6825
@sanguisuga6825 3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've watched in ages
@thebluewingedone1611
@thebluewingedone1611 5 жыл бұрын
I knew you made a new bitlife vid just by your editing
@WesternCarti2424
@WesternCarti2424 5 жыл бұрын
Toaster in to a bath and died Me darn I was going to take a bath there 😔
@jacobthegamer6237
@jacobthegamer6237 4 жыл бұрын
18:00 you did not get depressed you gottttttttt cured
@idkgaminglol818
@idkgaminglol818 11 ай бұрын
What?
@Snail.Slurpee
@Snail.Slurpee 3 жыл бұрын
"YA ESCAPE JAIL A FEW TIMES, KILL A FEW PEOPLE! AND YA NO LONGER HAVE DEPRESSION! LETS CELEBRATE BY KILLING A FEW PEOPLE!" *William Afton Vibes*
@miscellayneous-
@miscellayneous- 5 жыл бұрын
You should make Evie a mermaid with Island Living!
@nicholassmith9323
@nicholassmith9323 5 жыл бұрын
"Tinder hookup" Yeaaaa.. that promotion seems a little suspicious..
@Tootiefrootie23
@Tootiefrootie23 3 жыл бұрын
Bro your funny as hell and your content is amazing 🤩 your doing a great job 👍
@kenzeecritz
@kenzeecritz 4 жыл бұрын
My stomach is hurting with how much I’m laughing
@amyallen1361
@amyallen1361 5 жыл бұрын
*AHEM* You’re in Britain now, sauce, it’s MUM
@MrGaming-GAMING
@MrGaming-GAMING 5 жыл бұрын
He was on the run so much I couldnt stop laughing what a good video.
@TheMarksman0803
@TheMarksman0803 3 жыл бұрын
Who knew the newest name for the all time killer would be Tom Weiner
@zbtheenvyenby7972
@zbtheenvyenby7972 4 жыл бұрын
I'm calling it before the video ends: CaptainSauce will beat my high score of 1009 years in prison. Let's make it a new game in BitLife! Who can get the highest number of years in prison? Like if you've already beaten my score and reply what your score was! Winner gets a hug!
@duckworth_75
@duckworth_75 5 жыл бұрын
Correction for Cardiff “car-di-ff” I know this because I live near there
@duckworth_75
@duckworth_75 5 жыл бұрын
PJ Parker yeah sort of
@Ratsikov
@Ratsikov 4 жыл бұрын
You from Swansea then?
@duckworth_75
@duckworth_75 4 жыл бұрын
TheLockerRat Nah, Porthcawl
@columbuscupkid2595
@columbuscupkid2595 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard it pronounced Car-di-fv
@theenglishknight1520
@theenglishknight1520 4 жыл бұрын
Same I lived near Cardiff
@tinytanium
@tinytanium 5 жыл бұрын
Hi I love your vids your amazing plz play clone drone and the danger zone
@Batt-man
@Batt-man 5 жыл бұрын
Titanium Gamer he has/is
@reactionboyguy
@reactionboyguy 5 жыл бұрын
@@Batt-man yeah he even got all the trophies
@realno1472
@realno1472 5 жыл бұрын
@@reactionboyguy or was that MattShea
@milk_man8199
@milk_man8199 5 жыл бұрын
He finished.
@plagueman049
@plagueman049 5 жыл бұрын
He legit played through everything the game offers. Story: Done. Trophies: Gotten. Special Upgrades from gamemode things: Gotten.
@InsanityInVr
@InsanityInVr 2 жыл бұрын
His names so far have been Mr. Bohner, Steve Stevenson, Harriet Williams, and of course Tom Weiner
@2009HisGurl
@2009HisGurl 3 жыл бұрын
Captain sauce: don't fire me I will be back Me: you already got fired
@draconicmeta846
@draconicmeta846 5 жыл бұрын
Public defender actually got me out of prison once for killing somebody in BitLife
@coffilover
@coffilover 5 жыл бұрын
You said cardiff wrong thats my capital city pronounced card-iffff
@redlamayt5146
@redlamayt5146 3 жыл бұрын
Cap: I can't go to baby jail me: do they have juvey in Canada
@legendaryk.o591
@legendaryk.o591 3 жыл бұрын
I once heard a guy got 1 million years in prison down to zero by a public defender
@iplaybattlecats536
@iplaybattlecats536 3 жыл бұрын
I thought you were Canadian
@Sami_Ab
@Sami_Ab 2 ай бұрын
He is
@robbiemorrison8511
@robbiemorrison8511 Ай бұрын
He is born in newfoundland i think
@thegamervillain5532
@thegamervillain5532 4 жыл бұрын
I've already watched this and "Mr. Wiener" still got me
@joshward8382
@joshward8382 4 жыл бұрын
A life murderer:13 years to jail: Captinsuase: 535262627227288228919292838377373363636 years to jail
@YOUR_NARRATOR975
@YOUR_NARRATOR975 3 жыл бұрын
bitlife always has the funniest responses
@robletch123
@robletch123 5 жыл бұрын
Did you say Cardiff as candiff?
@coffilover
@coffilover 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he said it wronf
@coffilover
@coffilover 5 жыл бұрын
G
@kimspoogy9179
@kimspoogy9179 5 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce if u kill someone and get plastic surgery you wont be arrested #Obviuosly XD hope u take mah advice
@Ilivepuppys
@Ilivepuppys 5 жыл бұрын
nope your wrong even getting changed to the oppist gender makes you get caught. Gloom did it once
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ilivepuppys you've seen Kassie's bitlife vids? I love those
@Ilivepuppys
@Ilivepuppys 5 жыл бұрын
@@amandapanda5087 same there really funny
@UndoLose
@UndoLose 4 жыл бұрын
Its spelled o b v i O U s l y not o b v i U O s l y
@LegoFire09
@LegoFire09 3 жыл бұрын
Recently playing Biolife, one of the messages was "having sex with 'enter name here' is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway." Probably a reference to this video.
@michums14
@michums14 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh... I was laughing sooo hard!!
@suzannedecoursay7643
@suzannedecoursay7643 3 жыл бұрын
👌
@nb-the-massive-mediocrity
@nb-the-massive-mediocrity 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll have more siblings then I have ways to kill them!” As if we didn’t know.
@aarongregoroff2885
@aarongregoroff2885 5 жыл бұрын
How about do how many times you can get pregnant - bit life
@3322jon
@3322jon 5 жыл бұрын
In the game I already got 21 children
@dorothyyarbrough371
@dorothyyarbrough371 5 жыл бұрын
I had 47 baby's
@3322jon
@3322jon 5 жыл бұрын
What the frick
@duskssj4704
@duskssj4704 4 жыл бұрын
I had 34
@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640
@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 4 жыл бұрын
*_Try 59 kids._*
@elizabethjensen3057
@elizabethjensen3057 4 жыл бұрын
you cannot kill people with an atomic wedgie
@undjrated4306
@undjrated4306 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how he gets sent to jail for more years than we have been counting
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