Drew, you’ve hit rock bottom.

drew turning around and saying “next stop, sex town” while gesturing towards his crotch is straight out of a fever dream

My veteran husband likes to remind me that “military grade” literally means “lowest bid, no regard for quality”

every time a KZfaqr tries to sell me Magic Spoon I immediately remember this video and I'm just like "Liar!!! I know that cereal tastes like shit!!"

I can't wait to see Drew eat that cereal from Magic Spoon. I bet he's gonna use cow's milk. I just know it.

Military grade is a funny buzzword because it literally means “as cheap as possible to accomplish goal”

i know its funny to point out how much money drew spent on weird shit from ads, but i really don't think it's as much of a waste as it seems. the fact that he's reviewing overpriced garbage in a very honest and public way means these videos could prevent other people from falling into the same traps, and that's genuinely worth something. especially with magic spoon, since some youtubers i genuinely like have been sponsored by them lately, but i never once trusted that $10-a-box pricetag.

I love watching Drew's videos (NOT WHILE DRIVING OBVIOUSLY)

I like how this man made four full-sized bowls of cereal, just to take a single bite.

the moon pod is Drew's villain backstory. one day we'll see him on the news attempting to dismantle society on the basis of the moon pod company's awful business practices.

I love how marketers dont understand that "millitary grade" literally means lowest quality possible while still remaining functional to cut costs

Dude, im not kidding ive seen this video like 15 times, and i still rewatch it every time i want to have some background noise or some video to grab my attention, i literally know the first half by memory

I'm glad someone is finally being honest about Magic Spoon. My husband was trying keto and brought home keto cereal and it was probably one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth. The aftertaste is VILE. I don't even know how KZfaqrs eat Magic Spoon with a straight face 🤢🤮 (also worth mentioning, my husband also hated it so it didn't even help him enjoy cereal again either)

Anyone who has been in the military would know that “military grade” means the worse quality possible to save money.

The irony of Drew’s channel slowly turning into a long ass “My strange addiction” episode is palpable ..

I'm not 100% convinced SpineNeck™ didn't just pull the seat off a bike.

The “it ends up in your attic and you forget it’s there till you move in 10 years and have no clue what it is” is too accurate

This video RADIATES dad energy. Like I feel like I’m watching my dad open fathers day presents

"I'm obsessed with belts." That dude must be a Final Fantasy character designer.

My spouse - an aeronautical engineer - was just telling me about how the term "aerospace-grade aluminum" is complete horseshit. It's literally the same aluminum that's in a soda can, possibly just treated a little differently.

The bag is a prime example of “I’d like that, but I’m not paying that much”. A durable waterproof bag that can be worn as a backpack is perfect for taking the train on a weekend trip. And it’s great that it comes in a variety of colors. But my current bag cost about a sixth of the price, and it’s still going strong years later - I think I can deal with slinging it over my shoulder and wearing it under a poncho when it’s raining and I have to walk to the bus stop.

Fun fact, if you ever see an ad that talks about its "military" or "aerospace" grade aluminum, it is almost 100% guaranteed to be 6061, which is literally the most common type of aluminum.

The most believable review of the moon pod is the fact that drew had it in frame beside him when he filmed the review part but opted to sit on the floor instead

18:50 this is my single most favorite transition on this god forsaken website. The gutturally uncomfortable sound, the shot of random carpet hair, the shi**y cereal that follows. It’s a masterpiece

My mom got my little sister a bulletproof backpack she saw on an Instagram ad. Was kinda heartbreaking that she justified the insane price as worth it since she hopes it’ll keep my little sister safe.

I feel like on camera Drew and editing Drew are two different people trying to screw with each other

Magic Spoon has that soulless corporate design, and probably tastes like it.

“The body was completely demolished by the train, but there is a belt buckle in perfect condition here.”

The fact that he can claim all of these purchases on his taxes just makes this so much better

I like how the guy in the ad selling belts acts like he's some non conformist rebel because he's always worn a belt.

So fun fact about the chirp wheels. I work at a company and we supplied the guy who started it when he was getting going. All it, is cut PVC pipe with a wrapping. Cost maybe $5 per unit, then sold for $99. He’s a smart man.

You're lying to me this video can't be 2 years old already. I feel like the hi buy try saga just started yesterday

I've been watching this guy for a week now, since his mental health product reviews and I just realized... He's the "road work ahead" guy? COOL!

“If you’ve listened to any podcast you’ve heard of the magic spoon” Drew you do not respect the lengths I go to NOT hear or see ANY ads.

I hate when company’s say “military grade.” It’s just a qualifier to make you pay more and above that, the military buys cheap crap

Drew, I just wanted to let you know that I've bought the lint brush after I saw it in this video, and I did gathered, no cap, 1.5 dustpans worth of hair from my living room carpet. So thank you for the advice

19:38 - high oleic sunflower oil. It’s used as a “more natural” preservative, but it’s nasty af and gives it that weird aftertaste. I had such high hopes for Magic Spoon, but… ugh

“I’m obsessed with belts” I’s how Amazon reacts when ever I buy anything

Can’t believe drew doesn’t know that an Almond is a breed of cow.

I'm glad the makers of the SpineNeck™️ didn't settle for any 10 minute span. They decided that, with so much evil and carelessness in today's society, their device would have some integrity and do it's job in ten just minutes. You've got to respect a company with good morals.

fun fact: bright orange in color psychology seems to cause a lot of people anxiety, and tends to draw a lot of attention to you because it tends to clash with other colors in color theory as well. So it's usually a fabric color that's indicative of a company that's buying fabrics on the cheap and producing fast fashion products.

Stevia actually tastes bitter to some people because of genetics, that might be why the reviews on that cereal seem so mixed. Shady of them to delete bad ones though.

"Alot of people ask me if it hurts..." "Not really" Sounds like a great vine

i know he probably didn’t mean in that way but when drew said i could eat with him i kinda cried because it actually made me feel better about eating with my ed😭

i have watched this video probably a couple dozen times, and i love the way Drew delivers "EVEN the manager." I love the implication that a grocery store manager is such a prestigious position of authority that it is uniquely embarrassing to accidentally expose yourself to one as opposed to any other human being.

It's bizarre how hard it is to find non-sponsored reviews of Magic Spoon.

the hand-in-the-face bit reminds me of spongebob being a perfect driver but only while blindfolded

the spineneck looks like something youd make when youre testing out a digital sculpting program

I bought the Chirp wheel bundle. They really do work well to relieve back pain. Unfortunately, I've broken them about 7 times (mostly the smaller wheel, which I like the most). And after the 7th warranty claim, they denied the claim, so I can no longer get replacements. So much for the "10 year warranty".

I love that Drew decided to show his daily dose of hating the moon pod by sitting beside it instead of on it

The decreasing quality of the art in the background reflects Drew's steady loss of brain cells as he buys these products

That bag is brilliant. They either didn't advertise how well it is for anti-pickpocketing or you edited out them making the claim. Either way, the main pocket zipper is only accessible if the holder takes it off their back. Others can't unzip it without the holder feeling it because the main pocket is lined up to not be outwards facing. I've been drinking and felt compelled to make my case. Thanks.

20:23 I love that this is an honest review of magic spoon instead of a sponsorship trying to get people to buy the over priced product, I’ve seen other KZfaqrs sponsor magic spoon and say a only good things about it that I feel like isn’t true

I love how drew did that whole NBA skit and edited his name into sound bites instead of just using sound bites from when the literal basketball player also named Drew Gooden was playing

The irony of those “posture-fixers” is that, since they’re forcing you into that position, they have a tendency to weaken your back-muscles and strengthen your chest muscles which makes your posture worse

The bag looks like it could be good for camping. The simplicity, thickness, and waterproof feature are big selling points. However, $140 is pretty steep. Even the best waterproof camping backpacks are gonna range from $60-100.

The lint scraper is great for cleaning cat trees, which have a higher concentration of cat hair and are harder to clean with a vacuum!

As a physical therapist, I can see what they're going for with the posture corrector. The only problem is, it seems to be pulling his neck down instead of pulling his shoulders back, so unless he's laying on his back it's counter-productive. As for the rollers, the groove would help distribute the weight evenly across the vertebra to make it considerably more comfortable, but otherwise it's doing the same thing as a foam roller. The SpineNeck seems to be going for a technique called Suboccipital Release which can be very helpful for upper neck pain, but you can find a ton of videos on how to perform it using objects around the house, or even no equipment at all. I guess what I'm saying is, shockingly, Drew may have wasted some money.

It’s infinitely amusing to me how the greenscreened image in the back progressively goes from an actual picture to a bunch of incomprehensible blobs

I want a video where you and Wendigoon just argue about Magic Spoon

drew i think its really creative that you made a whole video about a belt, no visuals just belt. thats so artistic, thank you for this art.

The “retired from nba in 2016” joke almost went over my head but then I remembered the drew gooden who played for like 14 years….you sir are good at what you do lol

i find comfort in imagining that drew was most of these companies' first and only customer 😌

I don’t care what magic spoon says, I like the weird mascots on cereal.

7:09 yo this can be some kind of album cover tbh, just slap a explicit lyric logo and boom

I like how “one huge pocket” implies that things like suitcases are also just huge pockets. My house is a pocket for my family.

why is no one talking about how the drawing behind him gets progressively worse throughout the video

It's a little weird that I started eating cereal about halfway through this video. Especially since it's almost 1pm, and I rarely eat cereal. But anyway, I guess I'm eating along haha.

I love how the image of Vince Offer on the wall gets progressively worse and worse

'Military grade' just means 'It's made of a material that the military also uses' which just means 'It's cost-effective and does what it needs to do.' Military equipment isn't strong because of the materials being used, it is strong because of good engineering. If your belt buckle is made out of a same material as a Maus that doesn't mean your belt is as strong as a tank.

I like how when Safiya Nygard did this it was really broken down and every aspect was looked at with the algorithm and when Drew did this it was a satirical fever dream

My husband literally just brought home a goddam SpineNeck. He's so excited. I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I showed him this video. He still thinks it's great. What has my marriage come to? 💀😂

the other day i saw a moon pod ad on my grandma’s television. a new low for humanity

amanda’s husband should really give her channel back, he’s getting out of hand

Let's be honest, Drew just wanted to buy these things anyway, but now he gets to write 'em off

drew needs to drop his skincare routine asap

I did buy the very expensive grip6 belt but I've actually been extremely happy with it. I think I also had to watch that video on how to put it on but after a week I was already used to getting it on and off. I've always liked the adjustable belts that can be adjusted more accurately than the holes spaced an inch apart. I bought a few cheap adjustable belts that were extremely uncomfortable and very bulky and the grip6 was my last attempt to find a non-traditional belt I liked. I also hated the extra flap on most belts that would pop out of the loop they have and it would always get in the way. Also I was an idiot who doesn't know how to measure my own waist and bought the wrong size. When I contacted them to return the belt so I could buy the correct size they sent the correct size to me free of charge and didn't ask for the small one back. I don't know how their customer service is nowadays but it was good when I originally bought my belt in 2020. In conclusion I didn't buy the belt because it is "accurately crafted", made of "military grade materials", or whatever other buzz words they use in the ad. I got it because it is a simple/minimal design, easily adjustable, and doesn't have the annoying flap sticking out. I've had mine since 2020 and it still holds up great and only has some cosmetic wear even though I legitimately wear this belt every single day. I may never buy another one because they are really expensive but hopefully the one I have will last forever. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. I promise I'm not sponsored by Grip6.

Love that you went with the brightest fuckin orange shoelaces, the belt, and the backpack. Really leaning into the whole "road work ahead guy" aesthetic, huh?

I appreciate the comments explaining what "military-grade" means, so that i can now say something at my store is "military-grade" to indicate that it's cheap shit

2:20 secret foreshadowing

When Drew says "Id have to move to a brand new city" I always groan because he doesn't say "and teach myself how to die"😭

“you cant just make up holidays” wait till drew finds out all holidays were made up at some point

The small detail of Drew wearing an NFL jersey while doing the NBA press conference skit is sending me😂😂

Someone explain to me why I have rewatched this video so many times. Why is THIS my comfort video???

Watched this while I was making macaroni right at the part where you’re trying the cereal and I guess my brain got confused and thought for a split second I was cooking cereal and panicked because I thought the cereal would get too soggy in the milk.

the fact that the guy on the tv progressively gets less hd makes this so much better because it accurately represents how drew's sanity slowly gets worse as this goes on

“Literally one huge pocket” that- that’s what a bag is

The whole chirpwheel segment was gold. “What if I just like… died?” the embodiment of anxiety, following by creepy gym guy “…..hi”

every review I've seen of that stupid cereal that isn't a paid promotion says it tastes really bad lol. The fact that they charge ten dollars a box or whatever proves the power of marketing.

I love that Drew explained who Elfrid Payton is because he knows none of his fans watch sports

For some reason, the brand name “baboon to the moon” infuriates me even more than their $140 bag

0:44 the emphasis on "even the manager" gets me every time 😭

I don’t care how old this video is. Every day is Drew’s birthday. Here I go. Day one: HAPPY BDAY DREW🎉🎉🎉!!

“The big one’s too much. Let’s try the medium.” *cuts straight to a crotch shot*

Calling a cereal magic spoon is like calling corn on the cob "Enchanted hands and mouth"

I was doing design homework and decided to play this video so that I could listen to something entertaining but familiar enough to not be too distracting while I was working, and two quotes stuck out to me: “Orange you glad I…bought this?” That one was just really funny. “I’m gonna have a conniption.” So THIS is where I know that quote from! I’ve been remembering it for a while now.

Watching your face while you ate the Magic Spoon sent me right back to when I tried it. At its best it’s just ok… but often it’s at its worst. Which was fucking awful 🤣

I think the slowly devolving drawing behind danny represents his sanity

You ever notice how almost all of these products were "on a HUGE limited time sale"? It's almost like the "sale price" was the regular price and they just slapped some random way higher number next to it so they could be like "look how great of a deal you're getting!" When you're just paying full, ridiculously high price.

Zero cows were milked in the making of this beverage, however thousands of almonds were indeed milked.