The dark web editor actually did a good job 👏 😮

You need to hire this editor for more videos 😭😭😭

That dark web editor wasn't bad actually .

19:50 *"The editor was the last thing I paid for"* 19:51 *"Underpaid for"* omg my sides!

Dark web editor did great. You should keep him

Use the private investigator to find the guy who supposedly authenticated the Einstein pants.

Bro daring to open supposed toilet water let alone sniff it and have it that close to your face is crazy 💀

19:52 “Underpaid for.” Lol 😂. The dark web editor is funny.

Lil bro im going to remember this video if you "accidentally shot himself in a back multiple times"

A bottle opener ???

Yo this video is edited really well! Who edited it?- Oh wait- Big props shady editor dude!

Anyone else notice that the seller of Albert's pants actually had 10 pairs available 🤔😂❤

That video editor kinda feels like he was looking for Fiverr, and accidentally ended up on a completely different website. At least that's what I thought until I saw that plug at the end. "Come find my shop on the dark web at..."

The only illegal substance I would be tempted to buy on the dark web is Kinder eggs

Hello shady editor, great job! 👍 I hope you get more work lol.

Never heard of a bottle opener? 😂

Warning: Do not shine that lazer around without proper lazer glasses/goggles! You can go blind or suffer permanant eye damage just from the reflection off a white, or bright colored surface.

Bro the editor you hired was A1 ngl, obvs didn’t know a diff editor made this and in the beginning I was like “oh this style is different but i love it” and lmfaooo pls hire them again

19:51. ”underpaid for” i absolutly died

Re: the Coca Cola 1. After more than 100 years have passed, the Coke would not be carbonated any longer. 2. The cocaine would have broken down and no longer be psychoactive. 3. To open it, you'll need a bottle opener, or, as partiers have done millions of times, pry it off from its edge with a Bic lighter.

Props to the Video editor !

The dark web editor needs to be hired permanently

im really curious if this was actually edited by some guy on the dark web, cause if so, thats really funny because its so well edited

Lmao they’re not wrong but this video is HILARIOUS with the new editor X;D🤣🤣

"toilet water from whoever that guy is." Clearly not a one direction fan. 🤣

17:00 about the Coke bottle, A bottle of Coca-Cola from 1909, if it has remained unopened, would technically contain the original liquid, but it would not be safe to drink. Over time, the ingredients would have degraded, and the contents could have become contaminated. The carbonation would likely have dissipated, and the flavor would have changed significantly. Consuming a beverage that old could pose health risks due to potential bacterial growth or chemical changes. Regarding the cocaine content, by 1909, Coca-Cola had already undergone significant changes in its formulation. The original Coca-Cola, introduced in 1886 by John Pemberton, did indeed contain cocaine derived from coca leaves. However, the company began reducing the amount of cocaine in the formula in the early 1900s due to public pressure and changes in the law. By 1904, Coca-Cola had switched to using a "spent" coca leaf that had only trace amounts of cocaine. By 1929, the company had developed a process to remove the cocaine from the coca leaves altogether. Therefore, a 1909 bottle of Coca-Cola would contain little to no cocaine, certainly not enough to have any noticeable effect. The primary ingredients would be more similar to the modern formula, albeit with some differences in flavoring agents and sweeteners used at the time.

you should definately get that coca cola tested to see if it really does contain.....well you know the stuff

This is the best advertisement I've ever seen for a video editor in my entire life.

That plot twist with the editor from the dark web caught me off guard for a sec He did a good job tho

hire this man as permanent editor i was like wait this have some great edits as compared to other vids to realise it was another guy the outro is lit

As one of the people who watched this video, the editor did a great job!!!

Pop that coke and take a drink. 😅😂

Be careful with that laser the reflection could blind you, use laser glasses

Hire that editor for everything. That's a gem of a dude

I wish I lived when coke was made with actual coke✨😇😜

I love the editing lol I'm glad that you're in my feed again!

Hey man, the editor really was worth it. Fantastic! Keep 'em on the payroll! Lookin forward to more content, man. Keep 'em flowing. I'm not the only one who wants to see more stuff being pumped out. Even semi weekly. Weekly or better daily for like 30 days? Maybe make a challenge for yourself with it!!??

That video editor was great, love the outro, especially the last clip repeating over and over “this guy is weird af” 🤣

10/10 editor. Finally something useful on the tor network

I got so anxious with the laser at the end, that thing can seriously damage your eyes by you just looking at the point, please wear eye protection when using it

That editor actually did you tge best service out of it all. Glad there was a silver lining lol

you should full time hire that editor great work! XD love your vids as always and lookin' forward to more!

Fun fact: the creator of coca cola created it to cure alcohol addiction, he put actual cocaine in it (hense the name) to cure the alcohol addiction, but he ended up becoming addicted to coke instead😂

I think we just got a new editor :)

coca cola removed the cocaine in 1903 so you have just normal coke Edit: They used spent leaves with traces of cocaine upto 1929 when they started to use cocaine-free coca leaf extract.

celebrity bath water definitely just fills up jars with their sink water LOL. cant even be mad though cause if youre buying that you deserve it. also that editor genuinely did a great job

Love seeing a video about dark web shenanigans. Its all good fun until seal team 6 beats down the door! 😅

Hell yeah!! New video~

does he not know what a bottle opener is?

I was actually thinking the video had some fun edits. Haha They did a good job.

Im happy to see your channel is gaining traction again, your videos have always been pretty good.

keep paying the editor, he is the guy!!!! that was awesome work!

I couldn’t think of a comment, glad to see you still uploading though ❤

Imagine being one of the celebrities on that site and not knowing. Meanwhile a team of people are always asking to use your bathroom. How tf do they steal bathwater without anyone noticing. Every other day their toilet has zero water in it.

The caps for soda bottles weren't twist off back then; got a bottle opener?😂

"Im not gonna buy anything illegal" proceeds to purchase soda with cocaine in it xD

Yeah, twist off bottle caps probably weren't around in 1909. I know a few people who can pop those using their hand and a cigarette lighter. Heck, I know a guy who can open them with his teeth (definitely not recommended). Celebrity photo one those aren't Polaroids that I remember seeing. I'm wondering if those were just pulled from a screenshot of a video and altered in a way to make them look slightly different so that you might not recognize it. Thinking maybe photoshopping to make it blurrier, changing color to make it appear like it was taken in shade, maybe adding a blurry tree or something in the foreground. Not sure about the water, but I think that guy is from One Direction as well as some other guy on the list. My girlfriend's kids listened to them back in the day. I think the general consensus is to keep the editor guy. He seemed to do a pretty decent job.

For a second I was like: "OOOOO drink it, your can try coke for real!" Before realizing... It's the goddamn dark web. You would have an easier time finding just coke than even something like the celebrity bath water! Like it really isn't that hard in comparison to doing almost anything else. 😅

I'm disappointed that you didn't make a follow-up to the Moon live stream when they went live again

Does Dallas not know what a bottle opener is?

Dark web editor was hilarious

Always happy for new uploads!!!

According to my calculations the coke is not from 100 years ago it is from 114 years, 5 months and 17 days ago 🤓

THANK YOU DARK WEB EDITORRRR!!!!

The editor was great man. Absolutely the best service you got!

I love this editor. I need to download TOR so they can edit my videos too

little guy from malta editing on the dark web fair play hes done a solid job

Your videos are now popping up on my feed 😊😊

You should be careful with that laser. Just one accidental flash to the eyes can permanently blind you instantly.

Your videos are soo exciting when it is just posted

Dude, if you ever need an editor in a pinch, hit this guy up again! They did great. :3

Are you going to interview your new editor? I'm so curious what led them to dark web video editor

Laser tech here,.. Uh... Technically the laser at the end isn't legal/in compliance with FDA/CDRH regulations. Be careful with such a device!

Wait, this is so funny, if the dark web editor really did edit this video, I can't believe I thought something was a bit off about it from the very beginning. It's not bad editing, no, I just noticed it was different than your last video? Very similar but just a bit different.

Yo you don’t know how to open a bottle with a bottle opener? And where that private investigator at?

1:36 In Will Ferrell's voice "I like you but you're crazy"

Funny date on the celebrity bath water letter. May 10, 20XX P. S. The video editor left some funny comments at the end. 😹🤗

Hi, what is the name of the link or website where I can shop and can it reach Asia? And one more thing, do you use USB tails when shopping or not?

hey bro i got some ideas for new content (like dark web stuff)

That’s definitely their own toilet water

16:06 I was half expecting white powder to start pouring out of that package when u starting knifing it 😅

NGL please hire this editor, hes Hekin Hilarious xD

HOW DOES THIS VIDEO NOT HAVE MILLIONS OF VEIWS!!!!

What the hell are you thinking let's just hope that your thumbnail doesn't get your ass arrested LOL

That "stupid laser pointer" is still -possibly- definitely (commented before it burned ya!) illegally bright for a laser pointer, i.e., capable of blinding you or anyone if it hits their eye without being significantly diffused first. Cheap blu-ray player diodes can easily be blindingly bright, and possibly even make a blindingly bright spot on a dull surface like a wall. Not a toy, unless you like inscribing permanent lines into your vision.

Do not use those lasers without properly rated goggles. They can cause insane eye damage, and some can even cause permanent damage with reflections.

"Lots of love" 😂😂😂

yo what shaders and texture packs do you use that shit looks tight

I love that you have heterochromia too, I genuinely think its the same as mine with a partial on your left eye that is brown (mine is the bottom and yours is the top) and that's a vibe ahah Great video, regardless. Im happy I found you! ❤

i thought this was just his usual antics until he said the darkweb editor did this video

You need a bottle opener 😂

Bro what shader + Texture pack comnbo does bro use :(

can we find someone's house via full name and town... definitely not stalkin' my crush

The editor guy and you have the same sense of humor.

Do you not know about bottle openers? LOL

20:50 so you play pool what size table is that. Is that like a 6-footer. I miss playing full I hate playing by myself but I got a 9-ft table

send the cokeacola to a lab to find out what it is hehe

“I’m firm Malta and never work for KZfaqr lol”

i didnt realise till the end he did all of this on a pool table

I always use my lighter to open beer bottles and stuff 😊