5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken

ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.

3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao

2:48 hold on I’m still chewing Karl 😂😂

I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now

My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.

The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.

4:19 I’ve got a piece of bread 🍞

I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions

Is it worth it to buy all of this? No. But I would do it, too.

11:05 enderman. skeleton. all my favorite mobs. lol. this scene made me laugh.

I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories

I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.

The worst part, is that the bath ducks didn't even have a chicken or parrot.

4:52 mojang takes bath ducks, turns them into Minecraft mobs, and NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT CHICKENS?

11:48 box: "ender dragon posing BIG figure" non-casualty: minecraft... big.

1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"

4:28 “It’s a crookie.” XD

1:41 "push the balls"

Seeing that old creeper with the diamond ore just sent me back so far holy shit

3:50 I cannot stop laughing from this barking sword

4:41 This specific one gives me the most nostalgic feeling. I had this when i was young lol

9:21 a very bloody dog

“I’m still chewing Karl” 💀💀💀

There's a few pieces of official merch you missed. I believe in 2012, Mojang had first released papercraft figures. The purpose behind these was for stopmotion animation. Then later in either 2013 or 2014, Jinx; the people who made all of Minecraft's merch at the time, produced a 3ft tall foam creeper. These are incredibly rare now and a few have sold for $400

From what I remember the oldest piece of Minecraft merch is a creeper figure from jinx that came out in 2010. I remember being a kid and finding out about it and I was amazed.

“WOAH! happy birthday!” Is exactly what a dad would say as you get the watch.

4:42 the nostalgia of seeing the same Minecraft creeper toy i owned as a kid didn't need to hit during the 3am video binge but I think I needed it ngl

Ah this takes me back to when I used to collect Minecraft mini figures in little blind boxes. Anyone remember those?

6:11 When I was younger, me and my brother used to love Minecraft A LOT- and I also really liked reading, so my mum got us the same books. They are now a key part of my childhood lol

why is there french everywhere lol

Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately

If you're willing to part with the big chest container, I would love to take it off your hands 😂

“I’m still chewing Karl.” -ImNotACasualty, 2023

11:37 bludskington sounds like a Walkie-Talkie from the military 💀

3:07, Oh hey I actually have one of those, except it’s a diamond ore one. Literally it’s what you’d expect as well, the same thing but it glows blue lol.

4:51 Why, WHY are the bath ducks Steve, a creeper, and a pig?! WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE CHICKEN BATH DUCKS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T TURN THE ONLY DUCK-SHAPED CREATURE IN MINECRAFT INTO A BATH DUCK!

8:03 Minecraft time bomb

2:21 LMAOOO- I have the same poster, and it’s still on my wall to this day 😂

You push the balls💀 1:36

10:01 insert crash bandicoot "woah!" Meme here

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did when he showed both his arms completely covered in tattoos lmao

"I am still chewing Karl" is the most sinister line I have ever heard lol

"Im still chewing carl" He seems tasty

7:42 legendary for eating expired cereal.

5:45 the sacred MINECRAFT PIGUSSY

@imnotacasualty I love this vid but I’m dying to know where you got the creeper neck pillow and enfermâmes eye mask set 9:27

8:38 The moment: 😊 The song: 💀

That wall charger and red stone block lamp are so sick honestly. I had a friend who had the latter and I remember wanting it for the longest time

I absolutely loved the diary of a minecraft zombie books when I was a kid, I have a memory of finding a copy of the first at a friends house mid sleepover and I read it and it was great

The fact the fishing rod wasn’t a replica of the in game fishing rod is a crime against humanity

Rip da panda 2:10

6:34 MY FATHER ACTUALLY LET ME READ IT ON KINDLE LMAO

5:40 ok I pull up

2:53 yoo I have that midi keyboard too in the background

12:06 “it’s something you should do” yes, yes it is my friend

5:55 Most sus toy too

3:46 battle cats itf theme

My brother has that poster. It's pretty sick. Same with the light-up redstone. Also how dare you diss the Diary of a Minecraft Zombie series? I checked one out of my elementary school library every week.

I remember when I was younger a few of my friends had that exact same poster and I would stare at it all the time. All the little details are perfect. Reminds me of some of the subnautica posters

7:01 he can't read or wait

I feel like this guy has serious potential on KZfaq

''i still chewing carl" got me on the floor

where did you get that phone case?

anyone agrees with me that at 11:37 he sounds like a stormtrooper?

Pug moment. At 2:50

Background music is bringing me back to the good ol Lunchtime with Smosh days

Did you have some shipping problems with any of these?

I loved how I watched this while coloring my Minecraft Easter tote bag 😀

lowkey disappointed he didnt keep the tattoos on for the rest of the video EDIT: also, i 100% chock the creeper crunch up to being stale and not having milk (the latter way more subjective). i had it back when it was still sold and it was *great*. the cinnamon was kinda mild compared to something like cinnamon toast crunch, but then the marshmallows added back that missing sweetness. fuckin ruled

9:29 I had one of this but without a mask and it was Angry Birds.

9:28 those two made me laugh SO MUCH

Probably not that weird of merch but I remember stores stocking up on minecraft papercraft sets, it's just sheets of cardboard you make into objects from the game.

11:43, I legit thought that was a walkie talkie

"Minecraft squish me.. ok." *literally pops the bag* got me dying over here

Minecraft big got me off guard 😂😂

3:56 me to a child

9:37 Definitely the tags will get in your face unless you cut it off lol 😂

When he says "oldest thing i could find", I feel so old. I had this stuff man!

I have a creeper alarm clock. It doesn’t do an explosion sound like your tnt alarm, instead it plays the otherside music disc

4:13 aw man

6:26 I USED TO READ DIARY OF A MINECRAFT ZOMBIE!!! (As you could tell I came out just fine. 😎)

9:44 fit face

5:12 I had that book! No joke, I think I still have it somewhere. My god the nostalgia.

1:00 "Fff-fwellets" xd i love english ppl trying to read our weird french words

idk why but the water logged axolotl you fished up at 13:45 is the funniest goddamn thing i've seen today

„Im still chewing on carl“😂

6:07 As a kid, I loved those books for some reason. I still have them today.

3:30 I remember my parents bought me these same Minecraft magnets and they used to bribe me with them, so now I just have a ziplock bag of Minecraft magnets.

6:56 Creeps💀💀

I feel like the creeper lamp should have made a yellow or red light to look like it's mid-explosion

the smosh “lunch time with smosh” music is making me so nostalgic 😭

3:14 i have one, i scratched off all the red colours minus the one thats meant to like glow or something idk. It also is broken. And i got it in 2013-2014 (i forgot when it was released)

8:01 “This Weighs nothing” Aerogel: Say that again?

As a rubber duck enthusiast, I want to know is that Steve duck reel and if so, where do I get it?

4:47 I HAVE THAT FIGURE (she's broken though, her name is Carrie)

7:06 I got those for my 2022 advent calendar and it actually tasted good 😂

7:47 that’s stall that’s really st- ugh ugh no got me laughing XP

“Hold up, I’m still chewing Carl”

1:48 Famous last words. Edit: just noticed that casualty had a butterfly knife