I Broke Balatro by using Terrifying Seed Science

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Ай бұрын

My hand in Balatro now scores more chips than atoms in the observable universe. We've completely broken Balatro.
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@RTGame Ай бұрын

I have defeated gambling. Thank you to our Discord Professor Jolteon and many lab assistants for making this possible

@StickMaster500 Ай бұрын

You know RT has the strongest seed known to man when he lasted for 4 hours Balatroin’ all over the place

@megasoma_elephas Ай бұрын

Praise the alliance of the Poker Wizards!!

@awesome118-smmo Ай бұрын

no you haven’t, you need to get 1.79e308 (java integer limit) to truly win

@blacksmeim8791 Ай бұрын

Now you can never play Balatro again

@madmanwithaplan1826 Ай бұрын

Hey artie I think the p NG tuber is really cute.However, I wanted to let you know that I miss seeing your nice handsome, happy smi.Hope we get more streams with your real face soon

@SoZettaSlow Ай бұрын

Guy walks into a casino. Puts a bunch of shiny illegal cards on the table, plus a picture of an idol, the schematics of the idol, a few drawings, and three signed pictures of Dane Cook. Dealer gives him a few Octovigintillion chips, more than the atoms in the known universe. Guy cashes out for twenty six bucks.

@codexstudios Ай бұрын

Gold

@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 Ай бұрын

Isn't that the plot of an anime?

@anxiety_ridden3 Ай бұрын

i wanna make this an anime. i need this.

@gilroyscopa Ай бұрын

The authentic casino experience!

@travbony8768 Ай бұрын

Inflations a bitch

@Galantium Ай бұрын

there's a quote thats like "if given the chance players will optimize the fun out of a game" but this is one of those times where its not just optimized but full decimation to where it becomes fun again but like in a morbid curiosity way

@iaxacs3801 Ай бұрын

I genuinely believe that applies to things involving farming for games like MMOs, for games where the goal and the fun is to get as far into it as possible or in the case of speedrunning as quickly as possible optimization is a way to enhance the fun. Like a Rube Goldberg machine

@blakksheep736 Ай бұрын

Sometimes, it's not about building a game that doesn't break, it's about building a game that breaks in _just_ the right way...

@Ikxi Ай бұрын

fun reached the lower end of the integer limit

@Nowolf Ай бұрын

this is truly the final game of balatro

@supermoo7087 Ай бұрын

@@blakksheep736exactly, also a game like this turns breaking into a sort of communal event and I think that’s very cool

@aidanfarnan4683 Ай бұрын

You know, in many Asian cultures the number "Four" is a homophone for death, and of the four suits of a playing card Spades are often associated with death. I'm mentioning this because Dan's 4 of spades build killed this game.

@gilroyscopa Ай бұрын

And Death was his most used tarot card as well!

@trulymrword Ай бұрын

It's like poetry

@joganesha4151 Ай бұрын

The prophecy writes itself

@VeryPeeved Ай бұрын

@@trulymrword It rhymes.

@thepotatoportal69 Ай бұрын

@@trulymrword 35:25 "Goodbye family, we hardly knew you". This represents how by this point, Dan has truly given everything up and exchanged his humanity for raw power. Dan has abandoned his family and missed his kids growing up in order to achieve greatness, and he has become detached from all emotions, bar the thrill of power. It marks the final turning point where Dan finally becomes death. His dark sorcery has corrupted his very soul and turned him into a true monster who has forgotten what it means to love.

@SS-gt2rk Ай бұрын

For frame of reference because the final number is so big; if you stacked 2.433e96 ants on top of each other they would not like it very much!

@CR1MSONACE 17 күн бұрын

What if it was 2.433e96 Elephants though?

@SS-gt2rk 17 күн бұрын

@@CR1MSONACE I am not an elephant expert so I do not know, I apologize

@overextra8691 Ай бұрын

"when playing poker, you can lose 100% of your money, but you can win 3000%, do the math boy" - My father (i havent seen him in 16 years)

@Wrath-_- Ай бұрын

I read this in RTGames voice 💀

@RyluRocky Ай бұрын

$0 * 30 (3,000%) = $0

@malaizze Ай бұрын

Trucy Wright is that you?

@Blukat2-pb8lx Ай бұрын

1000th like

@Thr3leven Ай бұрын

@Wrath-_- Eyyy my turn to be that guy 3000% of 0 is still 0. 0 * 0 = 0

@Tankirb Ай бұрын

"Convert the left card... In to the right card"

@RTGame Ай бұрын

Reminder: convert the left card, into the right card

@Trikean Ай бұрын

The one day you do it backwards will be glorious

@franciscoguinledebarros4429 Ай бұрын

@@TrikeanDan already did that once, in his like first playtrough I think it scarred him deeply

@pontyadam Ай бұрын

convert the left card into the Rykard is the only thing i could hear because of the Elden Ring music

@anqichen3514 Ай бұрын

Convert the left card...in to the right ( adj, morally good, justified, or acceptable) card..

@dizzy_eevee Ай бұрын

main channel only viewers NEED to know that like 90% of the souls music in this video isn't edited in. the music timing in this stream was INSANE

@carsonh1532 Ай бұрын

You are joking right? The musical timing is insane!

@bezmagica Ай бұрын

NO WAY

@Sherirk Ай бұрын

@@bezmagica you can see it at 22:20

@yoshigalxyed4664 Ай бұрын

i want a list of which songs were used i want it for the bit, because my mind wants to mess with someone's head

@katiekatecat Ай бұрын

@@yoshigalxyed4664like 90% of it was the godskin theme lol, radagon’s theme was there as well. I thought I heard a bit of godfrey but honestly can’t remember (oh and also Elden beast was there too it was all Elden Ring lol which is fair cuz it’s a banger ost)

@kolos5009 Ай бұрын

After countless years pass, humans playing Balatro will forget the names of the minds behind the scores and the pioneers that reached them, but the techpriests who shall attempt to break further beyond will repeat one simple chant "convert the left card, into the right card"

@maximumfool Ай бұрын

*pioners

@geoman265. Ай бұрын

@@maximumfool ...

@Plan3tMist Ай бұрын

@@maximumfool no, he spelt pioneers right

@2FacedManiac Ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@Plan3tMist it’s a reference to Dan's recent minecraft let’s play series

@cyphonrhythm Ай бұрын

we are the pioner

@carpemundum1607 Ай бұрын

"Consult the prophet" might be my new favorite twitch chat quote

@laserfast11 Ай бұрын

22:38

@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 Ай бұрын

I like how "Convert the left card into the right card" has somewhat just become a mantra of sorts, and Dan says it with a slight hint of creepiness to it like a madman slowly descending further into his own madness.

@greenlockus2903 Ай бұрын

left card... to right card...

@sam3851 Ай бұрын

mumbling "Convert the left card.... Into the right card...." over and over in my sleep

@phoenix402 Ай бұрын

"convert the left card... into the right card... AND THEY SHALL KNOW DEATH!" -RT, probably

@rotteldastation Ай бұрын

I always say it to myself too, to make sure I don't accidentally put my good card on the left 😂

@NickertyWulfborn Ай бұрын

@@rotteldastation you put the good one on the right

@obvalenvee338 Ай бұрын

My favorite part about this is the “Balanced” after every hand. Y’know, because it’s not.

@kamilslup7743 Ай бұрын

plasma deck kinda OP i mean it does double the base blind (which does make early game wall/violet vessel real scary) but it's not an issue when you get sextillion times the needed chip count

@TemmiePlays Ай бұрын

plasma makes your chips and mult the same, so early game you run chips bc they're easy to get and later you run mult bc you've established a system by then

@bbanksracing Ай бұрын

@@TemmiePlaysthank you for saying this, I was looking for a comment about it.

@LoraLoibu Ай бұрын

@@TemmiePlays Selling the arrowhead is the moment where RT pivoted from chips to multiplier then?

@skygard49 15 күн бұрын

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

@Iplay37 Ай бұрын

and so Icarus flew higher and higher, his wings slowly melting, but he flew anyway, not caring for the wings he now shed, until he reached the sun and and accepted his place among the great.

@MrWooaa Ай бұрын

And once there he surveyed all he had conquered and spoke the immortal words. "Convert the card into the right card"

@monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039 24 күн бұрын

I think this Icarus got polychome wings... And for some reason they are not melting

@user-mx1fq6qm6i 2 күн бұрын

"Everything can fly with enough thrust" McDonnell Douglas, 1961, probably

@YourSilverFriend Ай бұрын

1) Appeasement of ancient, omniscient deity... (AnonJolteon, chat) 2) ...giving him access to the heretical casting of deep magic... (RNG manipulation) 3) ...through rigorous study of the forbidden texts... (discord science) 4) ...granting him power unfathomable and lovecraftian. (scoring 4 untrigintillion points) In conclusion, Daniel played as a Warlock on this run. No further questions, your honor.

@broeretop1 Ай бұрын

Sounds like heresy to me brother

@OtterAle-TheOtterestOfAles Ай бұрын

YES@!

@Warlock_Le_Moron Ай бұрын

Can confirm

@darkpixel1128 Ай бұрын

I see no errors here.

@sapphireblue4031 Ай бұрын

5) ??? 6) PROFIT!!!

@Polarthief Ай бұрын

First Video: "Idk what I'm doing, but hey I crushed my tutorial seed!" Second Video: "Let me use my seed and break the game." Third Video: "Let me use my seed again, and with help from a lone Jolteon, become a god of Balatro."

@Mendoza-yi6qk Ай бұрын

a typical JRPG progression.

@aidansroadams5328 Ай бұрын

@@Mendoza-yi6qkThe difference is that he became God instead of killed it.

@khajiithaswares4147 Ай бұрын

"Use my seed" sounds Not Quite Right in my ears

@Ryann9 Ай бұрын

I tremble in fear of what the fourth video will contain

@matthewboire6843 Ай бұрын

He is the balatro

@cyro8039 Ай бұрын

This has the same feeling as a mad scientist standing in front of his control panel, watching as arcane light shoots out of his giant test chamber while he laughs maniacally and turns the power yet higher.

@jonghyeonlee5877 Ай бұрын

Top tier dialogue & pacing too: 19:37 - *Orchestral music swells* "We've done it." *Pause* "We've *done* it." *Laughter* "We *CANNOT* BE STOPPED!" (Background: Growing rumbling & shaking) *Full throated belly laugh as the machine FIRES*

@irregularassassin6380 Ай бұрын

@@jonghyeonlee5877 Don't forget the: "I know what you are." Pause *I know what you are!"* Right before he eliminates the last thing standing between himself and nigh-unlimited power.

@John_Smith. Ай бұрын

So, last Balatro vid, people were talking about RT's score going to the moon. In this one, his highest hand, assuming every point was one (1) millimeter, would take him to the _edge of the observable universe_ 1,441,382,200 times _for each grain of sand on earth_

@AdmiralStormy 17 күн бұрын

I know it has been a month, but I'd like to tell you that poker chips are 3.5mm thick, so you can just over triple that rq

@NintenTmaster Ай бұрын

"We must determine which streamer has the strongest seed" This can have a *very* different meaning without context

@z34567890123456 Ай бұрын

Do NOT let the Minecraft streamers in on that.

@heyheyitsjae2475 Ай бұрын

Especially with Ravs participating

@VeryPeeved Ай бұрын

I think I've read a fanfiction about that very thing.

@allie_nord Ай бұрын

Right?! I was disappointed when I realized he was just talking about some video game.

@Mythis1 Ай бұрын

😂🤣

@username5155 Ай бұрын

I love how Dan condensed everything from “This is my first playthrough” to “We’re gonna RNG manip the whole game like a TAS would” into just 3 videos.

@Armund_Wolffe Ай бұрын

such a magnificent journey.

@bonogiamboni4830 29 күн бұрын

Oh shit i saw the first video and just watched this one but i didn't notice there was one in between.

@dustin202 20 күн бұрын

@@bonogiamboni4830same, but 2nd is really good

@element54_ Ай бұрын

I think most people don't appreciate just how absurdly many chips RT got in the end. Not only is 2.4e96 larger than the number of atoms in the observable universe, 2.4e96 is actually 24 000 000 000 000 000 times the number of atoms in the observable universe. Almost every single record-breaking hand he had is larger than all of the chips from previous hands combined then multiplied, several times over. From another perspective, when solving equations, if I get such a number as the answer, I know my calculation definitely went wrong somewhere.

@everythingpony 13 күн бұрын

Have you?

@pipo3686 9 күн бұрын

Mf most calculators dong go that hard

@tinorandom Ай бұрын

literally being able to 'predict the future' of the seed, then surpassing jolteon was the most jawdropping thing from this channel since the Butcher of Sapienza. Well done Mr. Game

@gaymare6236 Ай бұрын

The hard limit is ante 39, at that point the required score is "Not a Number", so no matter how high you score, you'll lose. It is possible to get there with some Perkeo Shenanigans, but as far as we know, it is literally impossible to go any further, even if you were to have 100 negative bluepirnts

@Bone8380 Ай бұрын

Has anyone managed to reach that ante "naturally" or was this discovered by data mining and save editing?

@alexion3007 Ай бұрын

@@Bone8380 yeah there's strategies that can get there naturally (I don't know if it's been done unseeded though)

@ngwoo Ай бұрын

Can you hit NaN on your own score and win forever from that point forward?

@gaymare6236 Ай бұрын

@@ngwoo You can hit NaN, but that doesn't clear a NaN score, so you'll just lose. In order for you to pass, the game needs to be able to calculate that your score is higher than the goal, which it can't do with numbers larger than floats, so there is literally no setup that could score enough. It's impossible with how the game is coded

@chcikety Ай бұрын

Indeed. Even if you yourself score "naneinf", it still counts it as a loss. There are a lot of mods/it's easy to mod to remove this limit though.

@benjaminniven4210 Ай бұрын

Somebody has to fully optimize this seed now. Take where Jolteon left off, and perfect the highest score. Get more negative jokers, find the true perfect Balatro run

@batatino8805 Ай бұрын

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says there are no more chips in the world. Says that he misses showman and the antes keep rising. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Drift King RTGame is on twitch tonight. Go and see his Balatro streams. That should pick you up'. Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor... I am RTGame.' Good joke. Everyone laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains

@40watt53 14 күн бұрын

ohio skibidi gyatt rizzler

@FellStar10 Ай бұрын

They used to call him the seed king back in college.

@meowtaceae Ай бұрын

you know he was actually really into gardening back then thats where the nickname came from

@GuitarOfTime0116 Ай бұрын

@@meowtaceae also because of cu- edit:i am a fool, unknowing of the hell i have wrought. i will continure to giggle at the funni replies

@edwiinandresmosqueramarulanda Ай бұрын

This just sounds wrong

@yimyom Ай бұрын

CTHULU??

@azure4622 Ай бұрын

@@GuitarOfTime0116CUCUMBER?

@catofsnow_ Ай бұрын

You know, when Balatro showed up on RT's channel, I thought this would just be like any other normal indie game skirmish that RT usually does. One or two episodes, perhaps three for good measure if there's ever a DLC. I never really expected Balatro to appear again afer the last one, but here we are; not only is this the third episode of a rougelike game, the content took so much disproportionate work that it is such a ridiculous yet valid contribution to the game's community that the video is likely going down somewhere in *Balatro history.* How did we get here? How did it escalate so much only THREE EPISODES IN???

@Mendoza-yi6qk Ай бұрын

He played Luigi Poker in the DS version of Mario 64 of course he would play this more.

@ImTheGuy Ай бұрын

Two Words: Gambling Addiction

@sugoistalin7809 Ай бұрын

It escalated this far because RT has an eternal desire to defeat the concept of gambling itself.

@Darkfyyre Ай бұрын

@@sugoistalin7809 and he is never punished, so the question is not how did we get here, but why would we ever go anywhere else?

@sugoistalin7809 Ай бұрын

@@Darkfyyre even the gods fear what he would do if they tried to stop him.

@invalid_user_handle Ай бұрын

Fun fact: The game ends at Ante 39. At that point, the score required to beat the next blind will reach infinity, and due to how the comparison between your score and the required score's interpreted, even if you also score infinity (possible through some really screwy abuse of iron cards and the Cryptid usable card, since it can break the hand size limit indefinitely), it'll think that your score is still lower and you will automatically lose once you run out of hands.

@40watt53 14 күн бұрын

Now we wait for RT to achieve it.

@3namega Ай бұрын

Dan menacingly saying "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" has elevated this video above godhood for me

@personette7617 Ай бұрын

I was the discord for this and we were literally betting on how high he'd go and we were HEARTBROKEN that he didnt reach e100

@Sir_Bucket Ай бұрын

Well you know what is left to be done, hatch a new scheme to make Dan ascend even higher

@ShugoAWay Ай бұрын

He probably could have if he didn't focus so hard on those tiny additions of the planet cards for those several anties

@GTAram855 Ай бұрын

I truly believed he was gonna get to NANeINF. HE CAN STILL DO HIGHER. THERE'S STILL ONE STEP LEFT TO BREAK THE GAME

@thepotatoportal69 Ай бұрын

You mean fourofspadebroken

@TheRealBErhart 19 күн бұрын

I was on the LinkedIn and we had the SAME reaction 💀

@mscupcakes Ай бұрын

Damn, I need to track down some discord professors of my own to defeat you. This ain't over yet!!

@RTGame Ай бұрын

Yes it is :)

@mscupcakes Ай бұрын

@@RTGame no it isn't >:)

@1thedanfan949 Ай бұрын

@@mscupcakesFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

@yushakader4991 Ай бұрын

As a discord professor who didn’t help I have to say we’re the best in the business

@stillis2489 Ай бұрын

I have a literal maths degree if that helps lol

@Dr.Death8520 Ай бұрын

Following the text of the forbidden ritual and becoming a primordial cosmic poker force. Yet even the eternity chant of "convert the left card into the right card" cannot counter the shadow you grow. For even immortals must die.

@juliagibbs32 Ай бұрын

Balatro has become the most terrifying horror game yet. I was on the edge of my seat, waiting and fearing for RT to put the cards into the wrong order. Convert the left card, into the right card….

@StickMaster500 Ай бұрын

RT has now become Mr Balatro, Destroyer of Worlds and Decks by achieving more chips than the atoms in the observable universe all thanks to our Prophet Jolteon. Even God himself stays in Heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created. *Daniel al Gaib*

@sonarchy5158 Ай бұрын

I am become Death: Converts the right card into the left card

@robbieramsey3092 Ай бұрын

what does the "(name) al gaib" mean

@libertyprime3827 Ай бұрын

@@robbieramsey3092It's a play on Lisan Al Gaib which is the title of the chosen one from Dune.

@rga0019 Ай бұрын

LISAN AL GAIB

@robbieramsey3092 Ай бұрын

@@libertyprime3827 ah alr, thanks

@OddyOddity-ob2uv Ай бұрын

I used to think his Gambling Addiction was just a funny bit. A running gag. This man horrifies me.

@phoenix402 Ай бұрын

oh don't worry! he isnt't finished yet..

@johnalogue9832 Ай бұрын

It's not gambling if you know what will happen

@overthinkingisbad Ай бұрын

seeing minecraft then this in "the best of rt 2024" will be a whiplash both unimaginable and unprecedented

@Shamiynlover1 Ай бұрын

Upon a throne of glass and bone, the drift king awaits his friend. His seed is sown, the kingdoms overthrown, for naught else but the end. With heavens asunder, his armies plunder a sea of four in chrome. And in merciless haze, they begin to raze what we all once called home. Turning left to right against the night, and keeping blueprints in hand, The royal Hack at once did crack, and turned to seek new land. Now in his wake, we seek to make a fitting tribute score, But lest none forget - and this, we regret- He may come back once more.

@deltacharlieecho4732 Ай бұрын

Me: Holy shit, e38, Daniel did really well this stream. >checks time remaining >still have half the video to go Well, fuck.

@garr_inc Ай бұрын

Exactly my experience.

@Jan_III 10 күн бұрын

I had originally no idea of how this game works but when I found it out it was at like e12 or sth. And then I noticed wait... It isn't a quarter finished and we are already juggling with the big boys? What is there more? Answer: The left card to the right card

@megasoma_elephas Ай бұрын

He had his eggheads crank the numbers, just so he could effectively fuel his gambling not-addiction. What a lad

@phoenix402 Ай бұрын

"it's not gambling if it's mathematically correct! keep gambling!" -RT, probably

@AtlasDestroyer368 Ай бұрын

madlad

@as_far_as_Cyno Ай бұрын

The boss music elevated this video to e100. It felt like I was watching the final battle of an anime where the heroes are harnessing the power of the sun to defeat a god except it was Dan playing the same hand of poker cards over and over until his chips exceeded the number of atoms in the known universe.

@miss_bec Ай бұрын

Dan employs Balatro Eugenics to create a Four of Spades ethnostate

@efu2046 Ай бұрын

Ah yes, gambling with ultimate power; Maths™ Small note: I really like how the Vtuber avatar bounces whenever RT laughed, kinda looks cartoonishly evil

@GeremyG Ай бұрын

Is that Jerma on the thumbnail

@yaboipktendo Ай бұрын

No, thats clearly Joker

@asphodel1890 Ай бұрын

@@yaboipktendonah looks like jerma

@biggav9715 Ай бұрын

Obviously yeah

@PROBOTEAM Ай бұрын

mhm yes he is there

@eris902 Ай бұрын

It certainly could be

@erfal19 Ай бұрын

35:55 "This is our final form" *still 13 minutes of video left* Dad, I am scared

@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Ай бұрын

The line: "Convert the left card. Into the right card." Is genuinely terrifying to me now. All hail Danishiro Balatro, he who defeated the house at poker, he who is Never Punished!!

@llllllllemon Ай бұрын

fucking hell its the second coming of balatro christ and he's gonna make a thousand gambling miracles.

@bornasotoudeh4044 Ай бұрын

**BALATRO CHRIST**

@ilshail153 Ай бұрын

"now I have become theft, destroyer of blinds" -Daneshiro "RTGame" Al Gaib, moments after gambling the universe itself and winning

@LordSusaga Ай бұрын

"Now I have become right card, because I was once left card"

@Sir_Bucket Ай бұрын

@@LordSusaga "Through Death I was remade, my body remolded into glass, with the mark of 4 spades as a sign of my ascension."

@siraaron8650 29 күн бұрын

@@Sir_Bucket "With the colorful sheen of Polychrome on my flesh, I dutifully stood in Dan Al Gaib's deck, forever to be played with 4 others of my kind, terrified of being destroyed on every hand"

@a_cryptid4553 Ай бұрын

The "I know what you are!" cued with the dramatic music in the background was both really menacing and fucking hilarious

@tobiassuarez948 Ай бұрын

21:11 Absolutely cosmic one-liner. Gospeed, RT, as every particle in the expanse of the universe has been conquered by your 4 of Spades.

@thebartender1886 Ай бұрын

I love how by the end the game is shaking so bad with every hand played, it feels like the game itself is about to collapse at any moment from the sheer power of the RTGAME seed.

@bagetblue2043 Ай бұрын

When you gamble with Death you don't actually gamble with Death, he outsources that work to Dan.

@carbonmonteroy Ай бұрын

On plasma deck, the highest possible ante is 39 before the game because actually unable to count to the scores it starts demanding of you. RT got to 26 with this madness. 2/3 of the way to literally infinite power.

@The-Silliest-Little-Guy Ай бұрын

In the first videos he used heart themed decks symbolising his remaining akd invigorated humanity In this he has now changed to using spades which represents the constant drive to just "dig" a little bit deeper His need to go even further than the confines of the obversable universe allowed is what caused his downfall

@sam3851 Ай бұрын

I caught this live and thought "oh this looks like fun, I'll watch it to unwind for the evening" only to end up on the edge of my seat for literally every ante in the late game. So *this* is the thrill of gambling

@SugarbirdyOvO Ай бұрын

yessss indoctrination. come young one, 100% of dwarves that stop digging are idiots or however the saying goes. join our ranks✨

@M4SKED2001 Ай бұрын

Seeing Dan destroying just literally all of his competition just so he becomes Kaiba and plays Exodia is the most exotic thing

@nonantehivernote8709 Ай бұрын

There's something incredibly satisfying about watching someone excelling in something. There's something incredibly fascinating about watching someone controlling fate. There's something incredibly terrifying about watching someone multiplying their score until the "e" comes up. ...Wow !

@hughsagar3043 Ай бұрын

I, for one, welcome our new Balatro Overlord as eventually converts us all into glass polychrome fours

@PotatoeGod Ай бұрын

Pokemon, Minecraft, Phoenix Wright, City Skylines, and now Balatro are part of the RT game legends

@TheyCallMeDio Ай бұрын

Terraria in shambles now

@PotatoeGod Ай бұрын

@@TheyCallMeDio Kinda forgot about that one I personally consider more of an OG game on this channel

@Hazz1508 Ай бұрын

Stardew Walter white smh

@geoman265. Ай бұрын

City Skylines has to be on that list

@AetherKirin Ай бұрын

I'd say City Skylines count. West Virginia & "A Meteor have strikes the city" joke comes from there. Think Kirby also accelerated the whole gambling thing haha.

@Dusty_bub Ай бұрын

Watching this stream live was a terrifying experience

@elitheratman3730 Ай бұрын

Even just watching the video is a terrifying experience lmao

@SneakyMuffin Ай бұрын

Just a few minutes in and this man is already invoking the old gods through strange and meaningless rituals.

@pudlordtynan919 Ай бұрын

As someone who truly doesn't understand poker, this was like witnessing the Sun start to drip and smear in the sky like an inkblot and all the horror and confusion that implies.

@AgentofChaos315 Ай бұрын

Last video Dan was getting scores over 2000x larger than the score he needed Now he's getting scores trillions of time larger than what he needs

@GreatFernicus Ай бұрын

“Trillions” is an understatement tbh, more like trillions of trillions of trillions

@AgentofChaos315 Ай бұрын

@@GreatFernicus I wasn't done with the video and I can't count that high when i got there

@TheOneWhoHasABadName Ай бұрын

more like trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of billions of thousands of chips that should approximately stack up to where his run ended

@omnomou81 Ай бұрын

Turns out gambling is easier when you have the gift of prophecy

@tabby_powl Ай бұрын

There's a movie about that, nic cage is in it

@rock9154 Ай бұрын

I was completely engrossed this whole video. Absolutely terrifying stuff, thank you.

@existence6608 Ай бұрын

Everybody remember, Droub_ started all of this. He suggested using his own name as a seed and told him about the seeds in the first place. Droub_ gave Dan this much content. Thank you Droub_.

@kieren6900 Ай бұрын

The vod for this was so intense. Glad it’s a video. Props to Cloè for editing

@sonarchy5158 Ай бұрын

Finally, a Roguelike with a walkthrough

@DauntlessFool Ай бұрын

As the prophecy foretold... Baltro Al-Gaib...

@chimken135 Ай бұрын

after a certain point it stops being about getting winning scores and starts being about sending a message

@KnightandDay33 Ай бұрын

40:58 This gives heavy "how many seconds in eternity" vibes

@123890antonioj Ай бұрын

Ye he did directly quote Heaven Sent in the original stream as well

@candlelight7600 Ай бұрын

I like the visual of his deck being too powerful to the known universe his cards keeps breaking under the strain of his power

@symphonysystem4846 Ай бұрын

37:40 Love the detail that it's Rykard's theme playing during the Serpert ante.

@dumpylump Ай бұрын

They may have used to call him the drift king back in college, but they call him the Balatro King today.

@Dostwyn Ай бұрын

For that entire opening, chat was just going "LISAN AL GAIB! LISAN AL GAIB!" (it's a Dune reference for those who don't know)

@rustler08 Ай бұрын

Dune, I totally miss you. I really fucking miss you. I'm al alone. Al the time. Al the time.

@jorgelenny47 Ай бұрын

I don't even play balatro and my biggest nightmare is still fucking up a death card and turning the stinker into the good card

@ascaiihd1472 Ай бұрын

Since 'turning the stinker into the good card' is what you want and not a fuck up, you basically fucked it up in a yt comment 😂

@jorgelenny47 Ай бұрын

@@ascaiihd1472 fuck

@jijonbreaker Ай бұрын

35:18 The music swelling at this EXACT moment is absolutely fucking flawless.

@Halogen-nz5sk Ай бұрын

I so desperately want the playlist RT used for this video

@lxnrdagr8 Ай бұрын

I think the first song was the firelink shrine from dark souls 1 but the rest are from the elden ring playlist, containing songs like the godskin apostle boss music and celestial beast(?) boss music. I recommend checking out the game series' ost if u liked the songs tho :D

@maozadong552 Ай бұрын

36:45 you could either sell the showman or wait for the ectoplasm Rt-ok we sell the dna

@arealginvr Ай бұрын

And honestly it was the right choice. If you actually think about what DNA actually does, it makes sense. Dan had enough funds to make new cards manually by buying deaths and standard cards from the shop, it's just a bit costlier and riskier, but getting rid of showman could have ended the run a lot sooner.

@Spectrum-ng8ts Ай бұрын

but the thing is, he found showman again a few rounds later :(

@arealginvr Ай бұрын

@@Spectrum-ng8ts Still, it wasn't a guarantee as he was far past the guidebook at that point and he would have no way of knowing he would get showman again. It was still a very smart decision on his part given the information he had at the time.

@n00bLokumi Ай бұрын

@@arealginvr The real genius move of this run in the end was getting gift card, it's what allowed him to then sell dna and still be able to bruteforce new card with money

@charlie1109 Ай бұрын

I guess I don't know enough about balatro, why did he help keep holding onto scary face?

@notakirakarakaza2118 Ай бұрын

I loved it when he said "turn the left card into the right card" and then turned all the left cards into the right cards all over the room

@lancesmith8298 Ай бұрын

This video is singlehandedly responsible for firmly drilling the text of the Death card into my muscle memory. I have never misplayed converting the left card into the right card since watching you win enough chips to hire a hitman qualified enough to find and kill God, and also clean up the crime scene

@memegumin Ай бұрын

"I have become Balatro, destroyer of ante." -RTgame

@keystone5750 Ай бұрын

This stream may or may not lead to me reading Dune so that I can understand all the Daniel Al Gaib memes from chat. (Also because my friends recommended it and I enjoyed my time with the dune board game)

@beckettshaw660 Ай бұрын

The new movies are good and worth watching too imo

@keystone5750 Ай бұрын

@@beckettshaw660 I've heard! I do want to watch them at some point

@greenyxd7298 Ай бұрын

the two new movies are good too. it's the reason Dune is on the Zeitgeist of 2024

@SteevyTable Ай бұрын

I usually chew through books. Dune is so incredibly alien and strange that I couldn't handle more than about 1 or 2 chapters a day. It's completely worth the time and effort it takes to read.

@beckettshaw660 Ай бұрын

@@keystone5750 They might be easier for you to get into dune with. Though that depends on you as a person.

@sunjoy8797 Ай бұрын

Dan’s raw luck and skill combined with the discord professors’ guidance is terrifying. Glory to Daniel Al Gaib.

@TheTrueThomaster Ай бұрын

40:58 "You may think that’s a Hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a Hell of a seed."

@jakedanley9833 Ай бұрын

I love that after every round the game says "btw this is balanced :)"

@kazuichikazzie1567 Ай бұрын

RTGAME HAS PEOPLE LABBING OUT BALATRO. THIS MAN IS CRACKING THE DAVINCI CODE OF *FUNNY POKER*

@statefromjakefarm5003 Ай бұрын

“As it is written, Daniel Al Gaib” -Anonjolteon

@Hastifomal Ай бұрын

He's gained the power to destroy the observable universe X1000000 with his chips. We CANNOT stop him.

@veinexesvideos9883 Ай бұрын

the whole villaness, dark magic, etc vibe made me wonder about a VonKarma seed

@amemesiella Ай бұрын

the way i gasped when rt drew dna…. this was truly the deck build of all time

@amemesiella Ай бұрын

I SCREAMED WHEN HE DREW THE THIRD HACK

@merking4215 Ай бұрын

Say it with friends "Convert the left card into the right card"

@mageofchaos Ай бұрын

CONVERT THE LEFT CARD INTO THE RIGHT CARD. THE VOID CALLS

@Hex_Fox 28 күн бұрын

A man with special glass cards walks into the casino and single-handedly gambles multiple universes out of all their chips. The man once known as the Drift King's has become the Card God.

@goblin.2618 Ай бұрын

19:37 Dan has decided to fuck the grey area and is practicing his speech for his villain moment. King shit

@blackrose8554 Ай бұрын

I like how there's just the Elden Ring theme as Dan creates the deck that will allow him to defeat God and become Elden Lord

@combak2712 Ай бұрын

God DAMN! That is a crazy high score! That said, I know it’s possible to go higher. There’s a special score that shows up when the number gets too high. That said, the only way to get it is with some crazy set-ups, usually involving Perkeo making a bunch of Negative Planet cards or a huge hand with a bunch of Red Seal Steel cards… or both!

@leomaster2841 Ай бұрын

I fell asleep to this stream when it happened. My brain was not capable of consciously comprehending what was unfolding

@williammagnaye8315 Ай бұрын

With the knowledge that this seed can reach e96, I am certain Jolteon Al Gaib and his faithful wizards will be able to reach a Googol.

@Who_Isa Ай бұрын

Rt has surpassed mere luck, he has become Baltro, the destroyer of worlds and i am so very scared

@Neon2Electric Ай бұрын

as we should be tbh

@turtleofrainbow3129 Ай бұрын

11:40, that immolate was wild. Hit only spades and steel red seal.

@jesperwillems_ Ай бұрын

at 27:35 rt makes the first crucial decision by saying “is that a polychrome glass 5?” to the 4 - a momentous move that henceforth caused all 4s to be 5s for the rest of the run