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Күн бұрынmy chat tells me how to spend $1000 on wish...
Watch me live - / crispy
Join my Discord! - / discord
Today, instead of going on amazon, I went on wish and gave my stream my credit card with a $1000 budget... I had to buy all of the funny and weird items they suggested, and then I unbox them all lol
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Twitter: / crispy
Instagram: / crispy
Snapchat: CrispyConcords
@shaqoatmeal9816 2 ай бұрын
For those wondering, the Chinese letters on the sword is “今古有神奉志士” (Jīn gǔ yǒu shén fèng zhìshì), and translates to “Gods of the past and present serve the people with lofty ideals”
@freal 2 ай бұрын
What in the world
@TonyTheTigerManChild Ай бұрын
Ominous…
@b_2the_boy551 Ай бұрын
The black market be selling some ungodly weapons
@bquietnite-bh7rw 29 күн бұрын
@@b_2the_boy551fr
@ryeoma 22 күн бұрын
in japanese kon shi yuu shinn bou shi shi (reading 1) ima furui ari kami bou kokorozashi shi (reading 2 (prob wrong))
@lapistheanimus1092 Жыл бұрын
Crispy looks like the kind of guy to have a pet rock and I respect that
@772luv Жыл бұрын
he literally has one in the back of all his videos gang
@obacon5307 Жыл бұрын
@puteqx ;endfog
@mkhp3078 11 ай бұрын
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@PXLTURTLE 11 ай бұрын
i see that@@772luv
@Techie111 8 ай бұрын
Nah bro fr
@Lizzytonnia_ Жыл бұрын
27:50 IMAGINE HE JUST SAID "Your shirt is beautifull" And she be like: "Tysm! Yours too" and then the dissapoitment.
@masterofbloopers 6 ай бұрын
My favorite part of these types of videos is when the content creator forgets what they bought because it took so long to ship. Then we get to see their reactions afterwards!
@SuperSigma08 Жыл бұрын
You know it’s gonna be a good day when it’s a 30min crispy vid
@2bbeans Жыл бұрын
So true bro.. so true 🎉
@H3IIuvab0ss Жыл бұрын
FRRR
@LethalFox4983 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Masonisveryveryshort Жыл бұрын
E
@redmist6630 Жыл бұрын
shout out to the editor for not even bothering with the dark souls "you died" overlay
@raidball Жыл бұрын
Tbh wish is probably worse than the dark web.
@PooyaFT Жыл бұрын
Fr
@RownTown Жыл бұрын
I was on wish and i saw phone that came with a finger for the fingerprint 😭
@akhlys215 Жыл бұрын
it isnt.... 🌚
@froakie14 Жыл бұрын
WISH IS THE DARK WEB people who reply to this comment like femboys
@Goldenaustin99 Жыл бұрын
@@froakie14its not
@BuffBabyPhil Ай бұрын
The sword said “今古有神奉志士” meaning I think “in ancient times there are gods and people” another translation was “There are gods in ancient and modern times who serve people with lofty ideals”
@Mr.gamesYT-to8vb Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Offical_EDITZZ-f8k 15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@TopHatBoi1 6 ай бұрын
100k likes hmmmm?
@ekcream112 2 ай бұрын
Nuh uh
@Ohh682 2 ай бұрын
He said he an’t doing it
@ZacharyGrudle 2 ай бұрын
@@Ohh682if he didn’t get 100k
@dainvisibulman 2 ай бұрын
we got to 100k
@Jamtoast007 2 ай бұрын
DONT U DARE
@benderbendingrodriguez420 Жыл бұрын
Crispy being scared af of Deer of all animals is the funniest reveal of the decade 😂
@jokersniperxxxgamer1235 Жыл бұрын
I think decade is pushing it a little far. Maybe like the funniest reveal of the week
@rinneganfinder Жыл бұрын
@@jokersniperxxxgamer1235🤓
@PrestonJ17 Жыл бұрын
@puteqx🧌
@zombieloke 8 ай бұрын
@iamafraidofwomen get more creative with your threats bro
@OilRig-1 8 ай бұрын
@iamafraidofwomenhey it aint the only thing coming right now
@ermijustdidurmom Жыл бұрын
27:03 REGEISTERED FLEX OFFENDER 🔥🔥
@cactuzz9294 7 ай бұрын
25:32 we got a 100k likes brother. wear that fit outside the time has come
@GluggChugg 5 ай бұрын
Yes
@999plays 4 ай бұрын
Real
@Hacker-fn8vd 3 ай бұрын
Real
@hxney.X 8 ай бұрын
The fit- 💀 27:24
@browntint Жыл бұрын
i remember crispy said he was gonna go crazy on the content and he is certainly delivering
@PurplePiiPii Жыл бұрын
crazy? I was crazy once..
@CoasterChamp Жыл бұрын
@@PurplePiiPiibruh shut up
@strawbs4uu Жыл бұрын
@@PurplePiiPiithey put me in a room A rubber room.
@LiterallyJustAlador Жыл бұрын
@@strawbs4uu A rubber room with rats.
@strawbs4uu Жыл бұрын
@@LiterallyJustAlador and rats make me crazy…
@Czarypoo Жыл бұрын
The editing in every crispy video is like scrolling through tiktok and I love it (too high to explain)
@brandonbeltran2413 5 ай бұрын
18:40 your Bluetooth device is ready to pair
@Ghost_Inbound 3 ай бұрын
No, it’s: ze bluetoof is veady to pear
@Dacmula Ай бұрын
lmao my man is gonna have golden ear holes, The paint is about to rub off that bih. 18:51
@Gregtsim Жыл бұрын
27:14 the fit 🔥
@3mrrico Жыл бұрын
you are so devious for that steam notification (19:57)
@jimjamsk 2 ай бұрын
fr
@___Wrench___ 8 ай бұрын
6:44 I cant get over how funny it was when there was a turd in the paw patrol figure search
@mxggyMm2 8 ай бұрын
Imagine the deer he got started moving💀
@waylonmcgraw3677 4 ай бұрын
He would have burnt down his house
@NukedOnion_97 Жыл бұрын
17:09 BRO CRISPY DUDE YOU DID UNCLE BED DIRTY
@laurendoering9365 Жыл бұрын
3:18 suga is in BTS 😂
@Repostingmf 11 ай бұрын
F BTS
@Genesis_nebula 6 ай бұрын
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@YkJ_de 6 ай бұрын
Bts is mid
@Bruh_be_fr 5 ай бұрын
Ye i literally thought that also
@Bruh_be_fr 5 ай бұрын
@@YkJ_de better than u
@rip_gaming9141 Жыл бұрын
1 million views =1k dollars=refund with interest=more profit=spend more=more videos=more profit=more joy to viewers=more request=more work=more money
@kaelanleclaire6925 Ай бұрын
Crispy and mrbeast need to do a collab
@user-hr4jm6uv8c 22 күн бұрын
Well that aged well
@SplendoEditZz 13 күн бұрын
the fog is coming
@sinarchbishopofgaming6319 Жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate all the effort crispy puts inside of us
@freaky_vro Жыл бұрын
i love when crispy is inside
@MoreInsideDrama Жыл бұрын
Ain't no way. You want a femboy in you🤨
@FalcloneDustforlife Жыл бұрын
@@MoreInsideDramaI HAVE ARRIVED
@gravymcgravyson Жыл бұрын
huh
@Evil_kanye Жыл бұрын
Yes
@ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3 Жыл бұрын
Petition for the duck to start an own KZfaq channel!🦆
@TAPdaBoi 10 ай бұрын
Yes do it now
@Random_shenanigans-111 10 күн бұрын
Yes
@apollo_slayer_yt 11 ай бұрын
"Call of duty ghosts its not a real game" His last words 😂
@4Iced Жыл бұрын
Level 3 gyatt. YO BRO, THIS IS A RARE GYATT SIGHTING!
@nighty5243 Жыл бұрын
I love how crispy doesn’t remember anything he bought and then says the exact same thing when he gets it as when he bought it
@truesosense7722 Жыл бұрын
20:15 that was the funniest moment of the video, I was in bed, I burst out laughing so hard and woke up everyone. I died 💀
@miguelxd4133 9 ай бұрын
you can actually work with the internet, surprisingly
@picklecat4590 5 ай бұрын
Don't see no edit
@SirbleGurble 8 ай бұрын
The $5 sword cutting the cutout honestly impressed me
@kalzer9698 Жыл бұрын
If crispy went to a furry con with that fit he would definetly pull a lot more.
@YungDishwasher Жыл бұрын
bro went crazy in these comments
@mxtch29 Жыл бұрын
@@YungDishwasher crazy? i was crazy once...
@kalzer9698 Жыл бұрын
@@YungDishwasher had to get some likes also thanks for the likes
@trentonrichey3 Жыл бұрын
@@mxtch29y music teacher in 4th grade would always say that his name was Mr brain I’m pretty sure, that was like 12 years ago
@kalzer9698 Жыл бұрын
@puteqx it already came
@nejc2426 Жыл бұрын
The writing at 23:33 should be this: 今古有神奉志土. i have no clue what it means though someone help
@Bombayboginka 7 ай бұрын
“There are men with lofty ideals in ancient and modern times”translated from Chinese to dyslexic English.
@WertsAnimations 7 ай бұрын
heya dud. 100k likes!!
@emilyiikegregson2601 7 ай бұрын
Bro got 100k likes (wear the outfit)
@ChristicleNielsen Жыл бұрын
21:00 homie really thought wish was gonna send him a big ass fan for that thing lol
@Minsungix Жыл бұрын
28:33 AS A K-POP STAN THE SHIRT IS SENDING ME😭😭
@remietennyson065 7 ай бұрын
Random but this guy reminds me of the rooster from chicken run Also this video is hilarious, the fact he was scared of the deer lolll
@user-fu6xs3rj5j 11 ай бұрын
Bros in debt 💸 bro can pay his bills 💵 😂😂😂
@Florza122 Жыл бұрын
the fact it only took a month is insane sometimes packages from wish just end up at the bottom of the indian ocean
@IamSoBeta Жыл бұрын
2*
@slifer0081 Жыл бұрын
My delivery took 4 months
@Zulantie Жыл бұрын
Companies like this tend to put more priority in customers who spend more money on their website
@justadeadrat Жыл бұрын
20:46 THAT'S ME CRISPY!
@justadeadrat Жыл бұрын
I'm also at 30:03! I got BOTH of the full screen things! I so deserve the mat giveaway like you said you would do on twitch crispy! I liked AND commented! 😭
@cesar0969 Жыл бұрын
POGGIES 🤠
@TheSilliestGooberEver1 22 күн бұрын
Proof?
@unpricedsoup_mc_9558 11 ай бұрын
Sounds like someone getting murdered behind him 13:24
@kadziat 5 ай бұрын
you don't kouw how much i LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
@MrPeteeer Жыл бұрын
The person who said he is ready for school tho 16:53
@actualman908 Жыл бұрын
I fail to understand how crispy is able to keep up with this upload schedule 😂
@youtubechannelidk Жыл бұрын
cocaine.
@biggz_tee Жыл бұрын
Fr
@2yldy Жыл бұрын
He took one month to receive all the items, also his videos are way better than before Quality over Quantity
@IcyIsSoIcy 7 ай бұрын
the sword said-there are men with lofty ideals in ancient and modern times
@hunterrammusic 25 күн бұрын
I've already read 25 different versions of this translation in comment section here 😅
@sonicgamer999- 8 ай бұрын
The shrek ensemble wt the end of the vid genuinely triggered my fight or flight response
@frisbeedan8905 Жыл бұрын
22:29 the fact that he said "skull emoji" mask and not "skull mask" had me rollin
@AlexDaProtogen Жыл бұрын
19:32 the valves need oiling before they will work
@hystericalgd9497 8 ай бұрын
18:23 Happy very late birthday branden
@Powerhungryeditor... 7 ай бұрын
Can we just appreciate how Crispy has to wear the fake Misfit boots in public now?
@dog5893 7 ай бұрын
YEAHHHHH
@pressinpickle345 Жыл бұрын
The gas station poster is awesome. The best thing you bought
@Toxicfish Жыл бұрын
I agree its an very amazing piece of art it needs to be put in the louvre
@jarelldebot5755 Жыл бұрын
Crispy probably the only youtuber who has two first reactions for the same items in one video 😂👌🏽
@WPClonez 10 ай бұрын
Bro when he said hey Siri in the vid Siri activated 😂😂
@andeldre 9 ай бұрын
16:35 my guy got all the school supplies
@lepuxi2.0 Жыл бұрын
29:06 ahh the nostalgic DonkeyKong country music got me the most.
@wyattrobertson6391 Жыл бұрын
crispy: goes through drive thru cameraman: becomes invisible
@hg_hellonothunu Жыл бұрын
I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾
@AGHHHHHIHATETHIS Жыл бұрын
@@hg_hellonothunuWHAT!!
@wyattrobertson6391 Жыл бұрын
@@hg_hellonothunu the hell?
@JimzMC Жыл бұрын
@wyattrobertson6391 I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾
@hg_hellonothunu Жыл бұрын
@@AGHHHHHIHATETHIS I'd rather suggest to proceed to spread thy gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback 👾Better Gorilla Glue them cheeks bro 🙏 😂 cause if i see that hole my demons aint gon show any remorse 🤦♂️🙏😂🔥🔥🔥💯I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾Bro thinks he’s slick chattering on TikTok 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better scatter like aa mischievous rapscallion 💯🔥ONG!!🔥🔥I will clap them cheeks at 368 miles per hour💀 don’t ever say that shit ever again or it’s over for you🙏🙏🙏😭😭🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️
@yeseesyeesalopoop 8 ай бұрын
11:20 oh noes the cat done frozen again
@SparrowSon_YT 9 ай бұрын
Bro CRISPT PLEASE KEEP THE DUCK MAN HE US HILARIOUS
@FiftyTwelve Жыл бұрын
26:15 mf in chat talking about "Biscotti In The Air." 💀
@pyor2067 Жыл бұрын
we need these videos monthly
@imasociopath 11 ай бұрын
Bro should tey temu next
@BucksTheCat_Gaming Жыл бұрын
18:09 bro he is Sheldon, You don't know movie Young Sheldon?
@SaadsGT 9 ай бұрын
Movie
@AnsDuffie Жыл бұрын
Crispy never disappoints.
@xoycc Жыл бұрын
fr
@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan Жыл бұрын
My mom would freak out at the sight of these totally legit products for low prices.
@user-ch9ih4zp8n 5 ай бұрын
“I do birthday party’s and funerals” got me laughing so much i died
@Malfestive 11 ай бұрын
bro when he said siri my damn siri went off LMFAO
@driftermikey Жыл бұрын
CRISPY please make more videos like this with aliexpress and wish and all that theyre so good, my favourite video on the website and no one does it better than you!!!! ilove you crispy!!!
@kalzer9698 Жыл бұрын
Crispy was still pulling in the mcds drive though with the nasty fit😩
@EliteEric Жыл бұрын
who else appreciates the work he puts into his content! :D
@Julius0343 7 ай бұрын
100K RED BOOTS IN OUTSIDE!!! 🎉
@weaponizedestrogen Жыл бұрын
Crispy concords is totally the kind of person to see 6.57 and think "6 dollars" not "7 dollars"
@TheReal-JBroGaming Жыл бұрын
16:24 look at chat 😂😂😂😂
@Kevin_1337 Жыл бұрын
Nah bruh that's foul 😂😂😂😂
@gagegoodwin6425 8 ай бұрын
7:07 BRO WHEN YOU SAID HEY SIRI MY SIRI TURNED ON😂
@stephanieescobar7943 11 ай бұрын
“You thought I was feelin u… uhhhhh I would chose to not continue this” got me on the floor😂
@thorkindafunny Жыл бұрын
i love it when crispy spends his hard earned money on random shit
@BobbyD_Lover Жыл бұрын
@puteqx. You corny asl
@TwiztidCrypt Жыл бұрын
@puteqx The fog is coming
@HXTY_PHONK Жыл бұрын
@@TwiztidCrypt The fog is coming
@truesosense7722 Жыл бұрын
@@HXTY_PHONK The fog is coming
@elainemistry9330 Жыл бұрын
I disagree stop swerin g are u noughts or what I'm Diss liking your comment OK sorry but saying s word please
@OneOddPerson Жыл бұрын
being the cameraman for the drive through section 💀
@Qualified_British_person 4 ай бұрын
I love how when he got the troll rug it took him a second to react
@dodo_gaming1420 3 ай бұрын
yo crispy we hit the 100k likes. show everyone you goofy drip
@jax_is_the_man Жыл бұрын
you know its a good day when there is a crispy vid
@ToeTruck_ Жыл бұрын
True
@anabarreto9804 Жыл бұрын
27:43 That sounded like a bad joke ngl :)
@ZELWALLS309 9 ай бұрын
Crispy needs to do a Family Ties cover on that black trumpet. A full vid just for that better be coming
@maskedman1337 3 ай бұрын
Your cluelessness before opening each item ("What is this?!) is fun.
@alexthealex0612 Жыл бұрын
11:40 the deer said wanna fight bro
@TristanThings Жыл бұрын
It’s a good day when crispy posts
@_g0r3c0r3 3 ай бұрын
ice spice giant goose w a skeleton face is terrifying.. i love it
@p.k.953 11 ай бұрын
Yo i bought the 3 usd smart band 3 from Amazon and it works just fine! Shows notifications, alarm works, water resistance works, tells time!
@evangelinedelosama2480 Жыл бұрын
20:17 look at the chat on the top
@cesar0969 Жыл бұрын
Bird moment
@RevTheGod05 Жыл бұрын
You know it’s a good day when crispy uploads
@E_insaneee Жыл бұрын
@puteqxlamo
@CouppsX 3 ай бұрын
Bro its so wholesome when hes happy at the trumpet😊
@Gamerboy2000_YT 7 ай бұрын
100k likes baby, you gotta wear that fit in public AYYYYYYYYYY DRIPPY!!
@hamzah3758 Жыл бұрын
13:07 me walking to my parents room after i peed in bed
@BF-R Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@user-ih7fd5qm3w Жыл бұрын
Crispy never disappoints.. Crispy never fails to spread my cheeks.
@teimalmahmoud1957 11 ай бұрын
true bro
@GreatFulUndead 8 ай бұрын
Ayo PAUSEEE.....
@hugemann4521 11 ай бұрын
I must say that moustache is looking super clean
@Zenkono 11 ай бұрын
when he went thru the drive thru I didn't see the shirt until he hit the window I'm dieing XD
@BloodySplatterTV Жыл бұрын
22:30 this man just called a normal skull mask a "skull emoji mask" 💀
@mothymothh Жыл бұрын
troll mat designer doesnt need to be fired he needs a raise
@mothymothh Жыл бұрын
@puteqx real
@screamoneo 8 ай бұрын
im late af but i can only imagine how many people bought the stuff you actually got. i genuinely like the trollface mats and the boyfriend shirt
@woahthatsrough 9 ай бұрын
Never actually laugh from social media but this had me😫😫💀