I counted Osha Violations in GMOD

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3 ай бұрын

This is not a serious video and is my first April fools video.
#april #aprilfools #prank #osha #bluecollar #gmod #counterstrike #office #cops #police #roleplay #gmod #gmodrp #gmod #skibiditoilet #source #source2 #documentary #videoessay #darkrp #ttt #ratlobber #nextbots

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@Sharpie_sniffer 3 ай бұрын

a part of me really wants to learn gmod mapping so i can make a osha approved version of this map

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Hammer is hard and old just like that weird old guy in the gym locker room

@jefferybarnett 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipper yes

@nodrognameerf 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipperhammer is not hard. it's totally ancient and can be frustrating sometimes but you can easily learn how to make maps in it

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

@@nodrognameerf thanks for the insight it has been about 5 years since I last tried to pick it up so maybe I’ll look into it

@Spartan_Tanner 3 ай бұрын

I was thinking someone's gonna mod the map to have working elevators and unlock the doors.

@blehmeh9889 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: half of these OSHA violations were likely caused by the Counter-Strike Terrorists rushing into the building, violently taking it over, and then subsequently shifting furniture around in order to create cover to hide behind during a firefight with the Counter-Terrorists. For instance, they likely moved all those filing cabinets away from walls and into hallways to create more cover to hide behind during a firefight, or to create corners.

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

See but it’s funnier in my head if the osha inspector came the day after and didn’t know about the T’s or why no one’s in the office

@gwgaming8301 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipperunderstandable

@liquidmech1727 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipper "all the shell casings on the floor are a slip hazard, same with this blood and that body, im gonna have to write you up"

@british_grass9897 3 ай бұрын

What if the CS terrorists took over the building specifically to create as many OSHA violations as possible, then OSHA send Counter Terrorist units to counter them?

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

@@british_grass9897 🤔

@AnnualDaniel 3 ай бұрын

osha inspector bob would have a FIELD DAY in Black Mesa and Aperture Science

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

🗣 How did you know my next videos in the series

@bloodakoos 3 ай бұрын

well of course he's gonna have a field day. that's like his whole job

@JackDelta 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipper please do this I’ve been waiting for someone to do OSHA violations of black Mesa, please try to examine the facility as if it was predisaster though, I want to know how horrible black mesa is before shit hit the fan

@JackDelta 3 ай бұрын

There are a lot of locked, exit doors in Black Mesa

@sovietskipper 2 ай бұрын

@@JackDelta so far the line up is de_nuke and MGS artic, Then Black Mesa

@Eksevis 3 ай бұрын

"Nuke is just laying in the courtyard. That's also an osha violation. It is also missing textures. Another osha violati-."

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Unsafe Nuke Storage Osha violation

@thenamestails7152 2 ай бұрын

Naaah. I don't think OSHA mentions anything about storing nuclear weapons

@thenamestails7152 2 ай бұрын

So technically

@JustinTK416 2 ай бұрын

@@thenamestails7152OSHA Inspector: Actually that’s the ATF or FBI’s area. Just make sure the nuclear device isn’t a trip hazard and we’re cool.

@thenamestails7152 2 ай бұрын

@@JustinTK416 which it currently is, so it's another violation for you

@corvidconfidential8826 3 ай бұрын

"What are you in for?' 'I installed a handrail in one part of an office building and not in another'

@MagikalKrabical 2 ай бұрын

"Jesus Christ what is wrong with you"

@ReadyNarwhal 2 ай бұрын

"You're a monster"

@whamer100 2 ай бұрын

"No way, you too?"

@sibbur2378 3 ай бұрын

This just highlights how many osha violations real workplaces have that go unnoticed

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

I can’t even imagine how many valves office has like a valve without a lockout tag right in the middle of the office 😨

@sibbur2378 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipper Just the thought makes me tremble in osha approved fear

@TobyReible 2 ай бұрын

Yeah almost everything he's pointed out, I've seen at so many establishments in my area.

@waffler-yz3gw 3 ай бұрын

the giant ass vending machine being a tripping hazard is hilarious

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

it is I swear

@OfficialArmyman 3 ай бұрын

Depends on what people will and will not notice. 🤣

@Cobalt985 3 ай бұрын

Can't tell super easily without third person but it looks like it might be below the knees, and it's certainly below the hip. I'd say that's valid

@KnightoftheSorryFace 2 ай бұрын

@@Cobalt985if you trip on that, you're an idiot quite frankly

@Omnipresent_Youtube_Commenter 2 ай бұрын

It can be if someone’s too focused at looking at, say, a clipboard.

@Clazzette 3 ай бұрын

I'm an OSHA certificate holder and I love how particular you are, even to the tiniest details. Do the Half-Life tram ride next.

@gravital5213 2 ай бұрын

Do the Citadel next.

@iyok050106 2 ай бұрын

This has 420 likes right now I want to like it but I don't wanna destroy the amount

@johnarbuckle6775 2 ай бұрын

@@gravital5213the combine gets shut down and booted off earth by OSHA 😂

@Rains3590 3 ай бұрын

Bro really did the map designers dirty “non working elevators” LMAO.

@gaebreeuhl 3 ай бұрын

i like how the last thing he saw was the missing textures texture

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Shhhhh you didn’t see anything

@Daragonal 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipper *gets memory-wiped* ok

@Iz4kiTiago 3 ай бұрын

🥸

@mrheadcrab1233 3 ай бұрын

Man, you’re gonna have a FEILD DAY when we get to portal

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Not if they pay me off

@dontspikemydrink9382 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipperhaha, fat chance.

@bradentheman1373 3 ай бұрын

Yeah portal had those endless drops you have to jump over 💀

@rake10 2 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipperif anything you won’t be able to leave the facility because one of the scientists alerted their supervisor

@thechlebek901 3 ай бұрын

suprised there was no violations for the snow covering walking areas

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Can’t change the weather I’ve tried on the weather app before

@UncGaelio 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipperworks for me man

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

@@UncGaelio Just say your an air bender already

@toast4681 3 ай бұрын

also are there like...no violations for not having wheelchair ramps?

@dontspikemydrink9382 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipperyou are, that is a spelling violation.

@Reaver-Altar 2 ай бұрын

In the wake of the Combine invasion, a lone OSHA inspector catalogues violations in empty workplaces. The Combine know he's there but they find him amusing.

@arbayer2 2 ай бұрын

CP: "Pick up that can." OSHA-Man: "I, uh, yeah, I second that. It's a tripping hazard and could attract pests, where's the designated recycle bin on the premises?" CP: "Hahaha." Gordon: "..." OSHA-Man: *walks briskly towards overfilled luggage cart*

@theruined2190 3 ай бұрын

Cant wait for OSHA violations in tf2 (two fort)

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

🤔

@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow 3 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipperdew the dew 👌

@pinkjelly6014 3 ай бұрын

So uh as you can see, we have employees murdering each other which it pretty unsafe..

@OfficialArmyman 3 ай бұрын

“And then here, there’s this gigantic grinder next to these stairs. Well, no, I should say ramp, that even has a banana peel that some unfortunate soul could trip on and get chopped up. That’s two violations right there.” (Map is Manhattan in MvM.)

@karal_the_crazy 2 ай бұрын

Oh what about turbine that could be fun

@serbianboylol 3 ай бұрын

youre gonna get a heart attack when you see black mesa

@Lethal_Spoon 3 ай бұрын

i love how he saw the vending machine on the floor and paused lmao

@retrohero5475 3 ай бұрын

I think having all that snow built up could be a violation too if people are working in that environment. No salt or anything down to stop it icing over the roads...

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

That’s true but I figured I’ll rope it in with improper signage regarding slippery walk ways

@redacted9526 3 ай бұрын

It would be considered as a safety hazard lol @@sovietskipper

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

@@redacted9526 fax

@1994CivicGLi 3 ай бұрын

Now we need a violation tally for the Stanley Parable

@moodyx5626 2 ай бұрын

Older generation calls us lazy but we just spend all of our time analyzing game worlds through our chosen professions eyes

@Gizzardx0 3 ай бұрын

I like the creepy music in the background. It's like a guy didn't realize the end of the world happened and still wants to finish his job.

@Ribbons0121R121 3 ай бұрын

"vending machine can pose a tripping hazard" how tall do you have to be for that to be a tripping hazard

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

wait your not also 8'9"

@Profeshinal 2 ай бұрын

@@sovietskipper Thats gotta be a height violation.

@markjorencvelasco3255 3 ай бұрын

as a hostage in css i confirm that our office hasn't been maintained since 2004

@potatoman7594 2 ай бұрын

imagine if your office got fucking raided by terrorists and your boss comes in and starts listing osha violations.

@corneliuscornman6449 2 ай бұрын

The Counter-Terrorist OSHA detachment team. Feared by many, specifically the office workers nowhere to be found.

@MobCat_ 3 ай бұрын

So what are you in for? I forgot to install a hand rail in a building...

@TheEpicplushgod 3 ай бұрын

3:56 The locked door is not marked as an exit, the door across from it is.

@tabcaps5819 2 ай бұрын

“This computer isn’t plugged in, and I can drop it on my head and hurt myself, 12 violation”

@tabcaps5819 2 ай бұрын

The manager watching as an employee drops his mug on the ground right as the inspector walks in “erm that’s a violation!”

@Emerald_Fox 3 ай бұрын

Soemone should make this an actual series lol

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

I am making this into a series upon popular request stay tuned

@AntipodeanDescent 3 ай бұрын

I would've mentioned - Upright pallets, falling hazard - Wood being stored inside (fire risk?) Dunno i don't live in America so our safety standards would be different.

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Osha in the us only cares about the stupid stuff and no fun at work the kids yearn for the mines

@karal_the_crazy 2 ай бұрын

Um yeah the wood stored inside is not a problem but the upright pallets are

@AntipodeanDescent 2 ай бұрын

@karal_the_crazy As i said, I don't live in America. My workplace in my country though, for insurance purposes, has to store wood pallets outside as it's combustible

@0ryanryanryan0 3 ай бұрын

why am i so damn invested in watching someone evaluate the office map in cs:s for any osha violations lmao

@mimi2 2 ай бұрын

A few additional issues 1. Lack of a fire protection system. The building does not seem to have any type of sprinkler system, fire alarm system, or fire fighter hoses. 2. Exit signs should have the arrow pointing to the direction for evacuation 3. Lack of emergency lighting. Sure the property probably had a standby generator, but emergency lighting is important while that is starting up, or if that system fails

@applesaregoodeatings 2 ай бұрын

Also some improper pallet storage at 4:43

@kektaro 2 ай бұрын

bro has a year to prepare for black mesa osha inspection

@briarthedog141 3 ай бұрын

I'm only one who notice there a lack of (Emergency Fire Pull Station) in this Building.

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

True and lack of emergency fire sprinklers

@dogdillon2 3 ай бұрын

This is amazing. Absolute insanity. Truly an OSHA moment.

@darealmrog 3 ай бұрын

Tbh you should've kept the ominous music that was at the start, as soon as it stopped the mood of the vid changed. Great vid though congrats on 12k views!

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Thank you, started my channel as a fun side project to post stuff I thought was funny never did I expect a joke video to pop off don’t worry I’ll hone my editing skills

@RedF0XDelta 3 ай бұрын

Now I need an OSHA employee to investigate the safety of Half-Life 2’s universe

@SomalianIchimi 2 ай бұрын

"We're not trying to rescue the hostages, we're trying to rescue the T guys from OSHA." - CTs

@javascap6258 2 ай бұрын

Imagine living in a world where you touch a rusted car and next thing you know you have tinnitus.

@pearified371 Ай бұрын

*drops a box on his head* “yeah, you could hurt yourself with that. That’s another violation.”

@Arthurskittenboywife 3 ай бұрын

come on boss, its mostly irregularities, we can keep it in house

@aprazoh 3 ай бұрын

i love this, this would be a really good series idea

@BungieStudios 2 ай бұрын

"I'm a Californian inspector. That's fine." ❤😂

@Mystic-Midnight 2 ай бұрын

Watched this middle of the night in a horrible storm and the thunder added to the atmosphere insanely well

@richardnixon1851 3 ай бұрын

I tripped over that damn vending machine last week, thank you for bringing these hazards to attention!

@Just-a-Juggalo Ай бұрын

i would love more content like this to be honest. It's surprisingly informative.

@sirschizo 3 ай бұрын

damn man how do you not have more views

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Blame the algorithm it doesn’t like that I’m funny

@KindaGhostyy 2 ай бұрын

Being heldnunder siege by international terrorists is no excue for a knocked over chair. -Osha

@ghostface5420 2 ай бұрын

Interesting video idea. Now im gonna be thinking about this in any game i play lol.

@apoc4 2 ай бұрын

This is an excellent format, storytime is the best time

@overzone666 3 ай бұрын

i absolutely fckng love this.

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Subscribe a lot of people likes the April fools video so I sense a new series with subscriber suggested maps

@bonkatomicpunch4614 4 күн бұрын

Damn, this place is getting shut down for sure! Thanks for showing us man, I was thinking about working here but this definitely changed my mind

@the_gangly_gamer4448 26 күн бұрын

Osha safety inspector finds violations on CS:GO maps ASMR.

@egg_addict 2 ай бұрын

the pallets leaning at 4:44 is also a violation, and up to a $10k fine!

@amokey5620 2 ай бұрын

The ice cones are a hazard too.

@aahechovr 2 ай бұрын

5:51 "you just gotta stay safe, keep yourself safe out there" *scrolls past world ending weapons*

@blackoutlol2857 18 күн бұрын

I love the dark and foreboding music in the background making it feel like he’s the only guy that hasn’t noticed the world ending because he’s too busy doing an OSHA inspection 😂

@rickeyheard4454 2 ай бұрын

The missing railing equalling possible jail time is one of the most infuriating things I've ever heard lol

@JaggoRED 2 ай бұрын

large icicles over a entryway is also a violation.

@Falkriim 3 ай бұрын

I love stuff like this lol, it’s peak entertainment

@loolrend1248 Ай бұрын

The amount of these violations I've seen at my IRL workplace is craaazy

@TheRealZombieWizard 2 ай бұрын

Lol I love this series

@wall4325 3 ай бұрын

i love this, i need more

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

More is on the way ! Two fort from tf2 is next!

@USDepOfEnergy 2 ай бұрын

"What are you in for?" "I didn't put handrails on stairs"

@rexivivi 3 ай бұрын

This vid is giving ☝🏻🤓📝 but I'm all for it lololol

@pickle_v9377 2 ай бұрын

I need more of these ‼️

@THECHEESELORD69 3 ай бұрын

I was waiting for you to wander into a fire fight lol

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Even making the video I was getting flashbacks to several office matches

@linuxnoob8065 2 ай бұрын

bro was ruthless

@andy_the_kitten 3 ай бұрын

What is with sanitary conditions of the market in cs_italy? And nuclear materials safety in de_nuke?

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

I’ll have to launch an investigation thanks for the tip we only recently had an anonymous tip about office but we will investigate 🫡

@kongobongo 2 ай бұрын

I respect the flan profile picture ^⁠_⁠^

@andy_the_kitten 16 күн бұрын

@@kongobongo congrats on almost 8 minutes of Flan!

@kongobongo 16 күн бұрын

@@andy_the_kitten I still haven't beat her yet. Just doing some Touhou 9 lunatic runs and stuff OTHER than flan :]

@pinkmann8399 2 ай бұрын

this video has endeared me to the idea of abolishing OSHA

@radicalcat4942 2 ай бұрын

Hey dude! Loooveed the content! As a recommendation, as you posses great knowledge and you're doing content that not many do; use that to your advantage! If we are here it's because we are interested into what YOU have to say. Would love to hear you get more into detail about the how on why of violations. Not to stop and explaining every single one but for example a little explanation on what is double pane glass and why is needed, etc. Great, great video. Loved the content. Keep it up. ❤️🙌🏻

@GodlyGaming96 2 ай бұрын

My room is full of osha violations lol

@sovietskipper 2 ай бұрын

Interesting $5000 dollar fine

@Palexite 2 ай бұрын

I appreciate your effort in trying to convince level designers to make out of bounce possible in case the map catches fire.

@rblxmac 2 ай бұрын

This is the best video ever created in all of human time

@kipthebunbun Ай бұрын

This guy perfectly captures the insufferable and outright punchable nature of osha inspectors, well done homie

@Healthandwealth9422 3 ай бұрын

Bro is going to LOVE black mesa and its violations. It is a walking OSHA violation in itself

@sieben5163 Ай бұрын

i think you might have missed another handrail missing but appart from that thank you very much you're doing god's work, keeping the people safe

@NickC_222 2 ай бұрын

This has that "classic KZfaq" vibe I miss so much.

@MisterBones223 18 күн бұрын

My favorite thing is that he misses the icicles... which are a huge deal

@thesagedragonartwork5579 2 ай бұрын

The vertically stacked palettes were surprising to leave unticked.

@skele3776 3 ай бұрын

I rlly like this concept! Could you try do Osha Violationts in Black Mesa, in the "before ressonance disaster" chapter?

@sovietskipper 3 ай бұрын

Subscribe and stay tuned I’ve gotten so much support on this video I’m doing a series of fan suggested maps and games

@sneeble8342 2 ай бұрын

How he drops the paper on his head and goes “you can get hurt, that’s a violation”

@dancebear1893 2 ай бұрын

For some reason I find the dark, ambient creepy pasta reading music in the background of this video hilarious.

@delta250a 3 ай бұрын

I love this, never played on the real map but played on the Neotokyo port.

@eddiespaghettiyeti 3 ай бұрын

this is great content fr fr I subbed!

@smashitoutnz 11 күн бұрын

Gmod is simply a timeless game This map holds so many memories

@LovelySoftSnow Ай бұрын

Damn imagine the osha inspector shows up just after having a hostage situation

@diesersoldatfritz2887 2 ай бұрын

Half of these wouldn’t even make it to their damn sheet 😭

@BabyWhaleFilms 2 ай бұрын

Great vid

@neoqueto 2 ай бұрын

Icicles underneath ledges, also a hazard

@ngelemental2274 2 ай бұрын

we got gmod osha violation compilation before gta 6

@NateF98 2 ай бұрын

This is beautiful.

@XDude615 2 ай бұрын

This seems like ASMR without it being ASMR.

@SF-ni8ts 2 ай бұрын

looks like it's payday for Osha

@MikeHunter265 2 ай бұрын

"The bomb has been planted" "So that is an OSHA violation"

@PauloHernandezXD 2 ай бұрын

I always try to make my settlements in Fallout 4 NPC friendly & relatively stable. I’ll use this as a frame of reference on how to improve :3 lol

@ZeroDuckThirty 24 күн бұрын

the ominous music in the background really drives home how fucked this office facility is while you're inspecting it

@jasonhatt4295 2 ай бұрын

I’m afraid we’re going to have to close this place down, pending osha approval.

@metropolicec1787 2 ай бұрын

Sees the c4 on the ground beeping: cleary a tripping hazardous over here, well that is gonna be a violation.

@havingabrainisoverrated6214 2 ай бұрын

This is what I do in my free time.

@koli4213 Ай бұрын

You are my spirit animal