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I am 1200 hours into this game, its addictive

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Me and my homies hate land

@@Zanophane_Gaming Confirmus?

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@@wildranger5833 yes

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He could be a software engineer lmao

Building a big craft is easy. Just add _more_ until nothing else can kill it. Building a craft that's good for the cost is the hard part.

Volume is cheap armour.

@@comradetonk8280 that's the US Military and it's infinite money hack for you!

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You know something's wrong when you use Lathrix as an example of a sane designer

@@hollowhusk5166 At least they didn't use Robbaz as the example

@@newromanianmappernrm4420 Either are more competent, yet Mart's body count with this one ship is fairly impressive

@@umad42 Oh absolutely, the two of them may be mad, but that's because they're mad geniuses. Also tbh do gotta agree, I didn't expect him to go nearly as far as he did.

@@hollowhusk5166 ok but like lathrix is an evil scientist, he really knows what he is doing. he just memes a bit sometimes martin is just a crackhead

Art of *boat*

Tell that to the Titanic

Thank you for your wisdom, Sensei.

@@bluegrassdude7532 he did have a huge boat but not 3

@@bluegrassdude7532 It had like a half of the boat needed for the huge castle on top of it.

im pretty sure the current meta is just a massive pac or laser flying brick guzzling 30k mats every second

Yeah. The Scarlet Dawn godly designs dont mess aeound

@@jurajsintaj6644 Sooooo the Singularity?

In general you're right but the black current submarine from the steel striders would've wrecked martin's shit in because most of his weapon system aren't suited for or cannot hit underwater vessels

I thought the crucible may have been a bit harder

in ftd ships can go near 200m/s :)

as someone who lives near hobart seeing my city mentioned feels like a blessing from god.

"It's the future"

I'm confused about that... Google does claim that the Francisco is the "fastest ship in the world," but there are military vessels that can go up to 170km/h that we've had since the 80s... What gives?

That can't be right. Even the light rescue boat we have goes 44 knots, and that's just a second hand with a decent amount of heavy gear and 4 people on board. And I've seen people come flying past us if we were gunning it. No way 54 on that ferry is the fastest on the planet. Maybe you got that from a local newspaper or another trashy source that doesn't know a lot about boat design?

First time?

*ship horn sound*

@@canon-de-75 BOAT*

average martin video

Tbh i kind of hate how screamy his videos are. I like the content but i hate having my eardrums blown out every 4 minutes by a suprise 500db increase

@@superpiki2000 if that is a bit consistent throughout every single one of his videos I feel like the blame is on you for not expecting it

@@huntercharaba5738 does that make it a good thing though? I like that he plays these less known games and like his humour but i think the whole screaming out of nowhere thing is a negative to his content. He could do it without increasing the db or just represent the same thing without screaming. Doing it this way just puts me off watching his content. And i say all this with no hate. Just my opinion

@@superpiki2000 just don't watch it. Watch it at a reasonable volume

@@superpiki2000 B O A T

Heroin and lots could lead to creativity

...for about twelve seconds until the batteries deplete and your steam engines scream to a halt under the intense load.

@@45calGunslinger Yeah but like make a better engine

@@45calGunslinger real problem is running out of absorbtion. You'd need a massive amount of recoil absorbers to deal with the firerate of a burst railgun, especially if you're using larger shells.

@@frostyasparagus8276 you can keep shooting with less absorption but you suffer an escalating accuracy penalty. Not so terrible for burst railguns, especially at close range.

nothing in this game really "obliterates balance" it's just made up lies by salty people. FTD is a game where the meta is just "does decent vs many things". The dev team has the equivalent spreadsheet minmaxer dude on just to ensure things are balanced+ the community's reports. Most unbalanced things in ftd unfortunately are often the consequence of excessive false complaints from people who are just bad at doing whatever they're trying resulting in there being no other choice than nerfing something which makes something else it countered too good.

“Pee is stored in the balls, in the balls” -Daft Punk

Its no surprise he and martin are both Aussies/Kiwis. We're putting out some seriously powerful informative shitposters these days.

And yet it will never stop me from skipping 90 seconds forward any time I hear the words raid shadow legends.

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 you'r a good man, thank you for your service to the viewing community

I use sponsorblock but I unskipped the ad

It ain't Neytiri tier but not everyone can be a god.

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I’m pretty sure the titanic had a divider the iceberg it crashed into scrapped across the entire side and plus there was a fire going on in the kitchen

@@kingtommy6210 it had dividers, they just didn't go all the way up, so the water overflowed and spilled into the next compartment. but don't tell anyone because it ruins the joke.

@@thestarhopper I'll just add that even if the dividers don't go all the way up, the water only spills over if the ships buoyancy can't stop it, which in the titanics case it couldn't.

@@julianlowrise4981 Titanic had 16 watertight compartments and a double bottom. She could stay afloat with any 4 adjacent compartments flooded. Most ship accidents at the time were caused by collisions which at most would damage and fill two compartments. Titanic was actually over engineered for what she was designed to face. No one foresaw grazing across the side of an iceberg and slicing open the side of the ship, such a collision opened up five compartments across the bow. As the bow was pulled lower the water spilled from one compartment to another. You can test this by using an ice cube tray. Fill the first two or three cups and the tray will float, albeit pulled down by the head substantially; continue filling the cups though and eventually the angle of the tray will reach a point where the water spills from one cup to the other at which point you will see the tray tilt up and sink bow first just as Titanic did. Ironically the last minute decision by the officer of the watch upon hearing the call "iceberg dead ahead" to turn is what killed the ship and all of the passengers that perished with her. Titanic was build for the exact collision that would have occurred had they just slammed into the iceberg head on. She would have been severely injured and likely required extensive repair and towing to New York, but likely would have remained afloat.

The sad part is, Titanic was designed for a head-on collision. She was heavily advanced in terms of safety, but they didn't account for a side scrape, which happened. Well, advanced except for the low amount of lifeboats.

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I truly wonder how any of his sponsors approve his ads

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@@maxiquiche271 I hope they do approve, cause the way he does it, makes me want to actually watch it instead of skipping it.

*WART HUNTER* I MEAN *WAR THUNDER*

I wish Australia still had an aircraft carrier

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@@Tigershark_3082 I mean, we got a *helicopter* carrier… HMS Canberra…

@@sirius_solaris Yes, but that's nowhere near as awesome as having a carrier and several specially modified A-4s for air defence

Watch borderwise. I've got like 700 hours in game and I still feel mentally deficient trying to design stuff to fight godlys

We've had a lot of negative reviews to the shock of the devs/the discord community watching the reviews come in from people claiming it's too hard, but good job hanging on to the game, you really can build anything you imagine with skill and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

@@no3ironman11100 people claiming it's too hard are people too lazy to spend a few minutes watching a tutorial. Actually making something functional is easy, it's only when you get to the super complex godly stuff that the game becomes a challenge. Beating easy mode is easy, sounds like they're just bad at the game tbh.

@@Kav. I spent 80 hours in the editor, im not very creative and its just hard for me to grasp.

​@@ashenone3883 the main thing to do that helps is watching tutorials and building smaller individual craft that work around certain mechanics for learning. Start watching Borderwise videos on whatever weapon/movement interests you then build something. Obviously I've been playing a lot longer but generally I can make a good functional aircraft in about 30 minutes. It's like with anything, don't expect to be able to create a masterpiece when you have just started. I would recommend you build a small missile boat and a small missile plane to start with. Missiles are the easiest weapon to use by far and are generally effective against easy->medium enemies so you can focus on learning movement. Build the plane second as it gets more technical, the main thing with any of these is to make sure you have your centre of thrust in line with your centre of mass. Once you've managed those two tasks the game should become a lot more fun, then you can specialise into whatever weapon type you like the most. I use APS but pretty much have never used PAC guns for example, I've only ever built two craft with offensive lasers as well. The game is complex but when you break it into small chunks it becomes manageable. Part of why I keep playing after all these years and hours is because there is so much stuff to learn. For me that's part of the fun.

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Confirms? What? No I said I was first to skull a record 12k beers

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Somehow his ad's to me instead feel Fresh and Threatening. It's just the energy he brings.

I did an ear-based double take

Rock and Stone in the heart!

Did I hear a rock and stone?

YEAAAH! Rock and Stone!

YEAH ROCK AND STONE

FOR KARL!

ROCK AND STONE! YEAAAAAAHHHH!

Rock and stone, brother!

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

And log more than 9550 hours on it

Yep. The megalodon is still kinda "Roleplay-like" as in its not as powerful as it can be. The singularity/scarlet dawn ships on the other hand are .. yeah Though, to be frank, Its not that hard to destroy a megalodon when your ship is so much more expensive than it like martin had.

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Blink rapidly if he’s holding you hostage with a piss laser cannon.

DON'T. It's basically a casino diguised as a game with shitty gameplay, terrible """story""" and more types of microtransactions than i can write on my hard drive. PLEASE, DON'T PLAY THAT GAME! Proof: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a9GeesaJmpu-paM.html

Oh thx the sponsor just came one when I was scrolling by

A man of taste.

HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS

I think it was a joke

YOURE A LEGEND

Out here doing gods work

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Enough to make you ponder

Ponder about your life, your decisions, and whether you isolated yourself from your friends just to play the widely most advertised mobile game of all

Wait, can subs no longer be attacked by CRAM?

It doesn't use crams, has a turn rate to broadside and bring all guns to bear anyway, and has torpedo's and fairly good torpedo defence. It's also not catamaran, just wide. That and it's railguns are more likely to hit a fast target than its missiles.

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