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@Lucifersfursona Жыл бұрын
“Pinocchio is so bad at standup comedy he fundamentally angers a stated neutral death god” is one of my favorite D20s
@Lucifersfursona Жыл бұрын
WHICH OF MY PARTNERS TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE SEEN ME MATE YOU HAVE OBSERVED ME MATING??? I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR JOKE I DON’T WORK AT A BANK. WHEN YOUR LAST MOMENT COMES I WILL BE WAITING. NEVER FORGET THIS. ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE- “And he’ll tell you the best joke you’ve ever heard”
@Lucifersfursona Жыл бұрын
He puts his paw on your chest and pushes you down and gets over you. “I don’t work at a bank. When your last moment comes, I will be waiting. Never forget this” It’s the exact opposite of known Libertarian, Kalvaxus
@acooldude2226 Жыл бұрын
Well after freeing himself from the control of a gluttonous eldritch horror *and* channeling the power of his own destiny, it's only fair
@Lucifersfursona Жыл бұрын
@@acooldude2226 and you could have it all My empire of wolf sex jokes I will let you down
@hms21793 Жыл бұрын
“When have you observed me mating” “I have NOT” I’ve rewatched this so many times omg
@elbruces Жыл бұрын
Brennan breaking slightly as he pronounces Pinnhocio's doom, because they just forced him to make that up.
@fishfoods2622 Жыл бұрын
it’s SO funny when brennan of all people break
@brintesiacirce9414 Жыл бұрын
PinnHOCIO what
@knjjah2776 Жыл бұрын
@@brintesiacirce9414 classic Shakespearean character Pinnhocio
@rottengrapes8605 Жыл бұрын
i love it so fucking much when brennan characterizes immortal beings/deities as just fucking weird and off kilter, it kills every time
@thebadpoet Жыл бұрын
Apart from the horror of knowing an avatar of death has an active sex life, “loan wolf” actually made me laugh out loud.
@Lucifersfursona Жыл бұрын
Why would a cosmic death entity not fuck. I don’t understand you
@joz- Жыл бұрын
Zac has the best timing for jokes and, "and he'll tell you the best joke you've ever heard" is a testament to it
@Bloodyshadow1 Жыл бұрын
Gerard might be a bit if a goober, but he is a real bro for trying to take the heat off of pinnichio
@MattFyrm Жыл бұрын
This, as apposed to a puppet bro. I will now graciously take my applause.
@fishtankfreak Жыл бұрын
The guy gets up at like 5am to workout. He is a real bro!
@AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon Жыл бұрын
366 days to come up with 1 good wolf joke is a pretty fair trade-off tbh.
@mixmastermind Жыл бұрын
Lou had 35 years up to this point and couldn't do it so it doesn't bode well.
@JaraelMoonsilver Жыл бұрын
He’s nothing if not gracious
@jamespryor5967 Жыл бұрын
@@mixmastermind Pinocchio is only 4.
@bellboy7809 Жыл бұрын
It’s actually a leap year, so extra day, woo!
@chrisbrown69527 ай бұрын
I know this is a year old but respect lol@@mixmastermind
@clairecohen3178 Жыл бұрын
The look on Lou's face of just "you know I didn't want this but what can I do?"
@shavagreycastle Жыл бұрын
Considering what Fabian did in his character arc, he should used to it
@sailorb00 Жыл бұрын
Honestly cannot wait until the end of the season where we flashforward to a year and a day later, at the stroke of midnight, to see Pinocchio tell the 'greatest wolf joke of all time', and watch as absolute chaos unfolds 😂
@karmic_punishment Жыл бұрын
same energy as the night yorb scene at the end of fh:sy
@pretentiousname01 Жыл бұрын
If this doesn’t happen next week Im gonna be sad.
@manticorephoenix Жыл бұрын
Never after season 3 gonna be fuckin fire
@machfassett5749 Жыл бұрын
See, the greatest part of this is that Pinnochio lives to be at least nineteen as of the ending. And so this means that Pinocchio DID INDEED tell a joke a year and a day after this moment that made the wolf laugh.
@IrregularityRowan7 ай бұрын
Wonder wwhatt the joke was
@UltimateHairDryer Жыл бұрын
This whole interaction is gold, but the part that ended me was Ally right after this pointing out the insanity of the setup "How do you like to have s*x?" Like the other person is like...do I just answer? and the punchline is just "Wrong, it's this other thing." 😭
@ayt3877 Жыл бұрын
The mental image of a huge ass wolf slowly squashing a frog man to the ground destroyed me
@agathaharkness399 Жыл бұрын
The ending is actually horrifying lol like u would be terrified counting down the days lmaoo😭
@jarowan Жыл бұрын
Nah, new campaign goal - you have a year to quest across the land looking for the funniest wolf joke in existence... or else.
@MrGhostTheBigRoast Жыл бұрын
@@jarowan or have a copper dragon in disguise send the heroes to obtain some lost artifact, which turns out to be the greatest joke in existence. i've had that in my head for years but never managed to do anything with it.
@johnnyb368 Жыл бұрын
The caption "everyone trying hard to hold in laughter" got me
@briancourtney8990 Жыл бұрын
Big Ayda Aguefort energy coming from the Big Bad Wolf there
@Griff1011 Жыл бұрын
"In a year and a day, at the stroke of midnight-" "WHAT?"
@ashleysigmon195 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist, the wolf will come and Pinocchio will either fail again or just not have a joke, starts begging for his life and then the wolf will come really close and say “that was just a joke” and leave a petrified, puppet/real boy depending on how the story plays out
@Miss_Myth Жыл бұрын
This segment is full of so many genius moments - everyone pulling a Tebow, the joke so bad it's almost good (but not quite), Zac Oyama comin' in *hot* with the one liner - but Brennan's *STONE COLD* glares, particularly the one at 0:38, are just... outstanding. Absolutely giving me life. I may have to make that frame my desktop. or my lock screen. 😆
@betahammer3566 Жыл бұрын
Everyone’s gotta start sending wolf jokes to Lou now.
@sosaysjayrod Жыл бұрын
"I think we're going to have to watch this wolf fuck..."
@blakeellis26444 ай бұрын
I just realised the whole "Have you seen me mate?" question part hits the exact same as "Do you wear wigs?" and I'm laughing even harder now
@rachelthornton44429 ай бұрын
My favourite part of this is that the finale has an epilogue of Pinocchio when he’s 21 years old, implying that he was able to successfully tell a funny joke a year later
@ElEscolta Жыл бұрын
I imagine Lou inmediatelly googling "best wolf jokes ever"
@papa.scabby Жыл бұрын
Pinocchio being forced to deliver the question like it's casual inquiry because he's telling the joke directly to the Big Bad Wolf lives rent-free in my brain. Lou cracking up in the middle of the question makes it perfect
@fishfoods2622 Жыл бұрын
this isn’t like my usually videos but this was just SO FUNNY i want to have it forever
@shockandlock3799 Жыл бұрын
do you guys think the wolf would have taken pinocchio out if that nat one actually went through?
@VICloudkicker Жыл бұрын
For sure he was gonna multiattack the prince of shoeberg.
@ayt3877 Жыл бұрын
(Very lightly) " 'kay." 🤣
@SuicideforDummies101 Жыл бұрын
Norm MacDonald himself would be proud of Lou’s composure at 1:15
@logicaloverdrive8197 Жыл бұрын
If a 12 was him straight up saying "I'm gonna kill you in a year if you don't have a better joke." What the fuck would a 1 have looked like? Probably would be rolling initiative for just Pinocchio.
@grandmabutters8502 Жыл бұрын
This is the "horror" series, essentially the first episode has some body horror descriptions but then the rest of it is pretty much just this
@pandymandy Жыл бұрын
This is honestly the best part of the season.
@ashleyjohnson9651 Жыл бұрын
if i had a nickel for everytime a piece of media i enjoyed in 2023 had a wolf who was the literal embodiment of death, I'd have 2 nickels. which isnt a lot but its still kind of weird it happened twice, right?
@darrienjones8917 Жыл бұрын
That also included puss in boots
@LlamacornAlpaca Жыл бұрын
what's the other?
@Mumiah862 Жыл бұрын
@@LlamacornAlpaca puss in boots
@genericflour Жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every piece of media in 2023 that had a wolf as the literal embodiment of death AND featured Puss in Boots, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
@mynameiskrysta Жыл бұрын
Im just gonna say what we’re all thinking that wolf is fuckin hot
@fishfoods2622 Жыл бұрын
hey now
@mynameiskrysta Жыл бұрын
@@fishfoods2622 hey no-ow
@AnarchyReigns24 Жыл бұрын
@@mynameiskrysta This is what dre-eeams are made of!!
@genuineinterest Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@dirtburger2773 Жыл бұрын
you're SICK but you're right :(
@liv9194 Жыл бұрын
Lou's Pinocchio would pull the "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?" joke when death comes back
@joz- Жыл бұрын
One day I will learn animation and turn this audio into a Puss In Boots: The Last Wish animatic I swear
@justifiedsmile52 Жыл бұрын
Please, I’m genuinely begging you
@BasilicanBarkBR6 ай бұрын
I'd kill to see them trying to tell another wolf joke to him lol
@Blumble2 ай бұрын
"You could have rough sex, I suppose, under the light of the crescent moon" deadpan from gerrard is do underrated I love it
@Junkraj Жыл бұрын
the fucking smallest of cracks when brennan says "final day" i-
@dillion308 Жыл бұрын
i really liked murph’s joke
@jamiemiller1040 Жыл бұрын
The wolf is definitely my type. I too love making love under the light of crescent moon and in fact do not work at a bank😭 Edit: ALSO THE INTENSE I CONTACT HE MAKES WITH GERARD WHEN HE STEPS ON HIS CHEST AND GOES “One day you will die.” HAS ME SCREAAAMING
@joshuawelch876 Жыл бұрын
"Huff, and you'll puff, and you'll blow that back out 🐺💨"
@amodelmannequin Жыл бұрын
Gerard and Mother Goose trying to take the heat off Pinochio 🤣
@violet_turning_violent Жыл бұрын
I love that I have not watched any of this series, but all the clips are them telling the worst jokes I've ever heard.
@fishfoods2622 Жыл бұрын
how DARE you Pinocchio is a very talented and professional court jester /lh
@rogue-taxidermy_griffin Жыл бұрын
Thank God someone clipped my favorite part of Neverafter
@-Commit-arson- Жыл бұрын
My guy bigb said mate’s plural… So death is canonically the opposite of Johnny spells
@General_Grievance Жыл бұрын
1:15 Norm MacDonald himself would be proud of Lou's composure here
@blueeyed_killjoy Жыл бұрын
Okay but Gerard said A wolf. Like, not everything’s about you big bad wolf
@dantevitale5714 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting Doggy Style so hard
@jasonmurdoc9533 Жыл бұрын
1:15 Lou’s face 😂
@lyricbot8513 Жыл бұрын
Brennan trying so hard not to break
@naspalm5688 Жыл бұрын
Wait why is this literally an interaction that could happen in the Shrek universe now? Did Dimension20 predict Puss in Boots?
@genuineinterest Жыл бұрын
Honestly i was really waiting for this in the epilogue but i will very happily accept the Orange Hat Thumbs Up moment in return because. Unhinged beats unhinged. What the fuck.
@aliciabrittain988 Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this too! But I thought it to be Ylfa as the wolf in the epilogue since she replaced him. And Ylfa the Wolf accepting the best Wolf joke from ‘Nocchi’, who she has a crush on, sounds insanely chaotic 😅
@Thaelyn131211 ай бұрын
He doesn't work at a bank! 😂
@samuelfaiman1387 Жыл бұрын
it RHYMES-
@shadou1234567 Жыл бұрын
I really thought pinochio would say doggie style
@MisterTingles Жыл бұрын
I read (very lightly) as (very likely), which I think is apt...
@marcellusowens8401 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure everyone at that moment was Ally lol just noping out of therr
@BobRevolver Жыл бұрын
I have solved the wolf joke Ridddle
@sadicalradness6927 Жыл бұрын
i was going to like the video but its at 666 likes exactly
@mistertea603 Жыл бұрын
WHY A YEAR *AND* A DAY?!?!?
@cannotthinkofaname7904 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's a thing from the Tale of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
@danniluxgarbe429 Жыл бұрын
@@cannotthinkofaname7904 also: in English common law, it was previously held that if an act (or failure to act) preceded a death by a year and a day or more, that act (or failure to act) could not be considered homicide. This has since been abolished in English common law due to advances in medical practice, e.g. life support. alternatively, in common law, a year and a day is the minimum sentence for a felony.
@mistertea603 Жыл бұрын
@@danniluxgarbe429 okay thank you so much...could you provide an example? Because ill admit i got lost in the explanation...
@elbruces Жыл бұрын
It's a common time span in a lot of fairy tales. Duration of curses, etcetera.
@danniluxgarbe429 Жыл бұрын
@@mistertea603 putting it more simply, when they started making 'laws' in England, they recognized that they needed an upper bounds on how far apart an event and a death had to be, and pegged it at 'a year and a day', likely due to remaining mysticism as suggested by El Bruce. So, for example, if someone threw a rock at my head and I didn't wake up, but I was still breathing until a year and a day AFTER they threw the rock, they would be found NOT GUILTY. similarly, in the modern era, if that same rock was thrown at my same head, with modern medicine, my coma could, depending on why, exactly, I was in the coma, be extended for years. My family would have to choose if they let me die so my attacker faces murder/manslaughter charges, or does he skate on a lesser charge because I am not dead? This is why that bit of common law no longer applies in many jurisdictions: it forces families to choose between hope and vengeance.
@dammit3048 Жыл бұрын
I desperately need context
@TheGIJew. Жыл бұрын
Pinocchio posed as jester and told that same joke to the third little pig