Childe : *I’ll be gentle* Archons : *We won’t*

The fact that they’re archons but in game they’re all supports

Alternate title: 4 archons re-enact a scene from the archon war

if the archons can truly defeat the birds, they are true archons.

What I noticed is that Anemo, Geo, and Dendro can't react with each other, however they all react to Electro, especiall when it comes to buffing damage. Raiden really is an all rounder.

I never thought I'd hear the words "I can't rely on Zhonglis shield"

Best part about nahida’s burst: You dont have to worry about missing the hypostasis It literally covers the entire arena

paikon out here living that f2p life

Okay, but Razer playing Venti also behaving like Venti is absolutely hilarious. Always late, took the long way around and said "Eat my pants" in the beginning. :D

Scaramouche: let us reenact a scene of the archon war Paikon: if you insist

5:34 the chat said "he said amuse him not abuse him" had me dying

He’s so f2p im gonna cry

“Your moms here!!!” That was the best line lmao. Slow walking like he’s really in trouble and she’s so disappointed

This was chaos at its finest! When the archon was slowly walking into the last boss it was over before it begin

Having Zhongli especially at C6 makes the game perma set to lower difficulty. Only thing that kill you are fall damage and few mechanics that go thru the shield.

Gib is a real one for fighting Raiden with that negative hp 💀 Chad behavior

Raiden before the final fight: “MAMA’S HERE” Wanderer in the suit: 😳

*Classification prioritizing number of killed bosses* *1-Four Cynos:* 01:07:09 / *Killed:* 20 Bosses *2-Four Travelers:* 01:14:50 / *Killed:* 19 Bosses *3-Four Nahidas:* 2:39:37 / *Killed:* 19 Bosses *4-Four Tighnaris:* 54:03 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *5-Four Nilous:* 01:21:16 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *6-Four Colleis:* 01:53:22 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *7-Four Doris:* 02:01:28 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *8-Four Candaces:* 02:12:29 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *9-Four Dilucs:* 46:27 / *Killed:* 16 Bosses *10-Four Kukis:* 01:00:05 / *Killed:* 16 Bosses *11-Four Yelans:* 01:08:30 / *Killed:* 16 Bosses *12-Four Eulas:* 33:00 / *Killed:* 15 Bosses *13-Four Heizous:* 01:17:45 / *Killed:* 14 Bosses *14-Four Yaes:* 01:19:49 / *Killed:* 13 Bosses *15-Four Yunjins:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 16 Bosses *16-Four Shenhes:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 16 Bosses *17-Four Ayatos:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 15 Bosses *18-Four Gorous:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 15 Bosses *19-Four Ittos:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 15 Bosses *20-Four Raidens:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 13 Bosses *21-Four Thomas:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 12 Bosses *22-Four Yoimiyas:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 12 Bosses *23-Four Ayakas:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 12 Bosses *24-Four Kokomis:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 11 Bosses *25-Four Sayus:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 11 Bosses *26-Four Kazuhas:* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 10 Bosses *Classification prioritizing the timer* *1-Four Eulas:* 33:00 / *Killed:* 15 Bosses *2-Four Dilucs:* 46:27 / *Killed:* 16 Bosses *3-Four Tighnaris:* 54:03 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *4-Four Kukis:* 01:00:05 / *Killed:* 16 Bosses *5-Four Cynos:* 01:07:09 / *Killed:* 20 Bosses *6-Four Yelans:* 01:08:30 / *Killed:* 16 Bosses *7-Four Travelers:* 01:14:50 / *Killed:* 19 Bosses *8-Four Heizous:* 01:17:45 / *Killed:* 14 Bosses *9-Four Yaes:* 01:19:49 / *Killed:* 13 Bosses *10-Four Nilous:* 01:21:16 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *11-Four Colleis:* 01:53:22 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *12-Four Doris:* 02:01:28 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *13-Four Candaces:* 02:12:29 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses *14-Four Nahidas:* 2:39:37 / *Killed:* 19 Bosses *Special Events* *1-Four C6 Archons (Archon squad🐋):* 52:53 / *Killed:* 27 Bosses - *(All Bosses plus the weekly ones in 3.2... minus Dvalin)* *2-Four Handsome guys (DCKZ):* 41:55 / *Killed:* 18 Bosses - *(All Bosses plus the weekly ones in 2.2... minus Dvalin)* *3-Four Children (Loli gang):* Undetermined time / *Killed:* 14 Bosses - *(All Bosses plus the weekly ones in 2.0... minus Dvalin)*

Nahida: Ei your son's bullying me! Ei: Is that so? With my chancla, he shall perish! Venti: I heard there's gonna be booze after this! Zhongli: Booze? Osmantus wine shall taste the same as I remember. And here are some who share the memory...

So here's how I think it all went down: BEFORE FIGHT: ZHONGLI: Who needs a shield? NAHIDA: Me, Morax, I need a shield RAIDEN: I don't need a shield VENTI: (is drunk) "Sheld"? What's that? AFTER FIGHT: RAIDEN: Told you I didn't need a shield (full HP) ZHONGLI: I lost my shield... (low HP) NAHIDA: Zhongli, you didn't give me a shield... (low HP) VENTI: (still drunk) CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT "SHELD" MEANS! (full HP)

Childe: "This opportunity is quite hard to-" **Takes a meteor to the face**

Imagine: all 4 C6R5 Archons The damage would be insane 👁️👄👁️

Nahida: “This may hurt a little!” Venti,Raiden,Zhongli: *”Oh but this will.”*

Razer being goofy most of the time like Venti. Lmao I love venti 💚

This was great lol. Just having the four ( currently ) released archons taking on the world was amazingly entertaining. I’m so glad I found this channel a couple days ago

Venti the crowd control Zhongli the rock shield Raiden the thunder blade Nahida the weed zone

The boss fights are faster than waiting for Razer to show up

They were walking in scara's place and paikon yelled "UR MOM'S HERE" I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THE POINT WHERE I COULDNT BREATHE

Tbh as a C6 Venti main seeing their Venti's damage was quite painful like...it could have been twice bigger if they put some effort in his build

Nahida: "this might hurt a little" also Nahida: **obliderates the boss** I JUST REALISED RAZER DUDE C6ED AMBER

*grunts from all archons* “I WILL HAVE ORDER” 2:45

I love how every archon is both support and DPS

I feel like I’m watching the archon war like actually it’s c6 four archons equals archon war

10:40 the "YOUR MOMS HERE" got me 😂

Alternative title: Venti being late to the Archon party of bringing destruction to the world

The Fact That This Team Synergizes So Well Makes Me feel This team is Kinda Canon

Paikon: I do have every archon at c6 also paikon at Every video: im f2p

*The three other gods poking and shooting the boses* Meanwhile nahida dancing like a cutie

i love how absolutely cracked archons are. especially the Nahida and raiden synergy *chefs kiss*

Alternative title: "We are recreating Archon War with 4 C6 Archons"

did anyone notice that zhongli's meteor looked like it hit nahida at 9:16

Bro got the actual archons with him

Balladeer wanted to reenact the archon war. He got it alright. 4 of them walked in on him.

Nahida: This might hurt a little Scaramouche: AAUAAUGAHAGAHAH

It took like 10 seconds for u to kill the Ruin Drake boss, meanwhile I actually died fighting it today… The sad life of a f2p lol

Alternative title: a florist, puppet, old man, and a tone-deaf Bard delete every living thing

Alternate title : I recreate the archon war with 4 archons

Scaramouche: *Come... Let us reenact a scene of the Archon War. Come and inaugurate my birth as a god.* Archons: *Okay,* *Finishes Scaramouche before he could even uses his elemental burst*

9:26 They’re talking at the same time 💂

05:19 Childe:- I promise I will be gentle. Archons:- Good but we wont be.

I wish I could do that damage😭

Childe: I promise i'll be ge- Also Childe: Dies

Wouldn’t gliding be faster? Also venti: the slowest one to get there

best quotes 1:49 Paikon : *casually typing* Join menu : *BONJOUR* paikon : what the actual fu- 3:05 Razer (venti) EAT MY SHORTS YOU BI- paikon what the fu- 10:45 paikon : YOUR MOMS HERE scaramouche : 1 2 3 4 WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-

“I promise I’ll be gentle” But we won’t-

Nahida: You can't tank this Venti tanking it: What?

paikon: Gib go eat some food Gib:Enters Gigachad zhongli mode Raiden: Was zhongli always this long

"Your mom is here!!" Paikon to Scaramouche Edit: 4 Traveler but its upgraded version

Razor really plays Venti perfectly, Acting drunk

Paikon: Omg what was that , its prob Raiden Zhongli in corner : He doesn't know

The Archon team is just absolute OP.

The way Paikon and others were eliminating bosses off the surface of Teyvat i cant help but see the terrifying scene of Khaneriah getting fucked in the same way

In case anyone was wondering, with a c6 Raiden in the party, zhongli’s burst goes down to a cooldown of 7s

Ah yes.. damage something I can never have :)

Idea for 4 Character: With Nahida being released, 4 Dendro is now possible. You can maybe do mono element teams

Signora in Mondstadt: *basically harassing Venti* The archons when there forced to help Venti: Signora: *i f@cked up*

This is the first time that the boss rushes actually include the weekly bosses Edit: ignore the wolf and stormterror Edit 2: im well aware that its because 4 same characters cant enter a domain. This is why i said "ignore wolf and stormterror" since wolf isnt a domain and stormterror is only single player

The 4 of them became a perfect team after Nahida's release. Now imagine Focalors release, godlike hyperbloom damage💀

I love how paikon's nahida just casually dealt 59k with ult and elemental reaction using normal attack

"I promise I'll be gentle" *proceeds to get a meteor slammed in his face*

*In the thumbnail* Other Archons: Regular climbing stands Zhongli: *LEGS WIDENED!* (Damn dude looks like he's sitting on the mountain)

10:46 you should make that a Doctor Livesey walk meme

Wow, this looks like a real kill squad. Very cool. I especially, as the main simp of Nahida, like to see Nahida c6 both in the character card and in combat 🥰

10:46 The scenario in my mind: Nahida: Your mom's here!! Scara: WTF?! Why the hell are you all here?! 10:53 Nahida: Eh.. for no reason.. but this might hurt a little.. Scara: You literally obliterated the whole health bar.. THE HELL YOU MEAN LITTLE- 11:27 Nahida: Good job mom, good job! took care of your son that got u- that have gone a bit too far. Raiden: that's what he gets.

I can hear the bosses begging for mercy

"zhongli half for some reason" after fighting cryo cube in dragonspine, must have forgot that dragonspine has this thing called sheercold that goes through shields much like corrosion, or as paikon says "bleed"

5:20 Zhongli casually destroying his "boyfriend" in a fistfight XD

THE MOMENT WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITNG FOR

also i like how everyone just accepts calling him john lee these days

Raiden is the strongest archon for sure (I love venti more), she’s one of the strongest dps in the game & a great support for her team as well, she’s an all rounder…

Man I Loved This Video And All Those Attack's All At Once Looked Awesome! ^w^

THE WAY PAIKON SAID "UR MOM'S HERE"

Kinda proud to see my c0 r5 stringless venti does the same amount of damage as their c6 venti 😭

It's just so relaxiation to see all these bosses die in a few moments... BY THE WAY I NEED MORE THAN THREE WEAKS TO DEFEAT ONE BOSS

If four gods can’t kill a sea cucumber, then *we’re in trouble* .

This was so satisfying to watch all the fast dmg kills

"YOUR MOM'S HERE!!!!" -paikon

LETS GOO I’ve BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

6:51 That's exactly what I used to do in 3 or 4 player co-op with my Ganyu, same tree and everything.

Paikon: YOU CAN’T TANK THIS Razor: *How about no*

I think the record for Childe is still Eula killing his phase 2 in 2 seconds with burst stacks from phase 1

"Ventis gonna be useless" Venti: **Sad Venti noises**

everytime he says zhongli, the subtitle: John Lee😭😭

The Hydro, Dendro, Electro, and Anemo (Focalors, Buer, Beelzebul, and Barbie Toes)Archons could make a decent hyperbloom team

Raiden gave Scaramouche Trauma,she went like ''Angry Mother mode activated ''

i was reading the chat the whole time, all I have to say was it is chaos

The archons damage is the same as my xiangling even tho my xiangling is not C6💀

I love how they violated each and every bosess. Ugh, truly a chef's kiss✨🤌🏻

the fact that 4 archons can beat every boss (EVEN WEEKLIES???) in one hour is honestly amazing

"WE HAVE C6 ZHONGLI, WE DON'T *_NEED_* FOOD!"