The game kept being like, “no DF, you can’t ruin this persons life like that.”

"We will call him Lewis." And so the purple shorts wearing man was born

Both people I've seen play this picked the gorilla, and to be honest I can't blame them cause that gorilla is thicc af

“These babies can see their future” I don’t think dangerouslyfunny could see his future cause he might have just avoided this game

Lewis can see his beautiful future in politics and stealing money from farmers to make gold statues of himself

So this is what Mafia City ads is trying to convince us what their game is about.

The Gorilla ending was literally "Ride wife, life good." without it turning sour.

DF:trys to play the game stupidly Graystillplays:i wanted to be with the gorilla :(

0:36 when he said lewis i remembered the good old days

"Sir, it's illegal to be homeless."

DF roasting Lewis for harassing the girl was everything I needed

Moral of the story, date the gorrilla, it will give you rides and not ask for expensive gifts

I do miss the powerwashing era. I wanna see all the places cleaned lmao.

I'm starting to think this man can play anything and people will watch it

This time I was this early, DF was still playing Stardew

"Close my eyes and touch it here" nice

There was A) no candy theft and B) no mob boss I am sorely disappointed in you, DF. Sorely disappointed.

I have a feeling that DF is controlling my life

I don’t think this is a game, I think this is DFs version of “Draw My Life”

Even as a child, DF can create chaos.

Hahaha nice one DF! No pressure but you ALWAYS make my Day!

“I feel like there’s some monster running around this world, making ridiculous messes so I have to clean them” - Parents

Moral of the story: To succeed in life, just marry a gorilla Edit: I guess it depends on your definition of success

imagine if not having a house or money to get one was illegal... oh wait...

11:22 just makes me feel like the temple run game, like their marriage ends up failing, so the gorilla chasing him endlessly

I was hoping you would do this one after I saw Gray do it. Thanks DF!

You almost perfectly played the same as CallMeKevin that's amazing

6:16 “DF cracks knuckles”

Honestly that gorilla path looked just fine, surprised that was only 50% happy.

He really hit us with the stardew music

The mischief never ends with DF

I miss when you used to play stardew

15:16 Yo, your boss took that punch like a champ.

Love you DF you make my day happy

And we will call him Lewis Me:wait Lewis how did you grow up so fast?!

*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

I literally look forward to your vids don’t say that about your content man 🥺❤️

the sv music in the background is taking me back to the superior era

Even tho he don’t play Stardew Valley, he always find a way to harass the NPCs

"but its never a bad idea , am i right? "Are you sure its not a bad idea?" Its always a bad idea

"The more I try the more she will want to" - Sounds familiar, like current events familiar.

DF has the voice and mannerisms of a kid’s TV character, but the mind of a TF2 merc.

Greatest Plottwist Of All Time: DF's name is Lewis.

“It’s only a 40 story building get tougher” is on par with “don’t jump, do a flip” 😂😂

1:30 df is such a great president candidate

Hey Df can you please do more stardew valley videos to cause even more havoc, your the best

Sometimes you and Kevin have such similar reactions to games... that I swear im rewatching a video.. only to find that you played it first or he did lo l

Nice YIIK reference, didn't know you were an oneyplays fan!

This is awesome, i finally subscribed as this is my name. After years of watching, you can finally have my sub.

I love his new thumbnail style, it just scream I AM THE 1% IN THE MOVILE GAME ADS!

The dad shouldn't be too mad that you broke his toy night considering the alternative

Lewis will have all the regrets

This game is one of the worst mobile game to explain who life work its very bad but DF is the strongest part of the video

hey df can u do another risk of rain vid? i have a tip. if u go to sky meadows, and head to the bottom-most platform, youll see a 3x3 set of plant pot-like things. go up to them and put in this combination: top row- square square square middle row- same as top bottom row- triangle triangle triangle. then interact with the computer nearby and go through the portal that appears. if u complete the challenge u are given, you get the option to choose ur items in later runs (only of the same rarity)

3 hots and a cot, sounds like a win to me

Thanks for the awesome content

For a game about choices, they don't let you make many.

"A little bit of foreshadowing " PFFT BRO

"But let's face it Mom's most likely to have food"

You know it’s good when a game starts with the process of empragmenting a woman

You should play Chinese Parents. It's like this game without training wheels. Have fun disappointing your parents!

I downloaded the game to see what happens when you pick the dad in year 1. Let’s just say that that didn’t taste nearly as good.

Good thing this kid trained with his dad in the swimming pool for an hour so he could safely jump into a lake in the woods 10 years later Good thinking ahead kid

Df is mad he didn't jump into the Lamborghini before she did 😂

I love the way you say Lamborghini-

Dark humor is like unvaccinated kids, it never gets old

Whys no one talking about the banana part He knew lmao

Why did I read this as ‘I evolved from stealing candy into Bob ross’

Can you do powerwash simulator again? That was oddly satisfying

I'm glad DF still enjoys the Stardew Valley music

"Only thing this kid will be good at is ordering through a drive through." I AM OFFENDED

Just so ya know u still get fired giving the boss a leg massage haha

I haven’t watched you in a while i saw you in my recommended your content is as good as I remember:)

Lamborghini guy steals yo girl. That's how mafia works

:) P.s. i had to manually look for this video. Not even bell and subscription helped me having you in the home page.

That one kid doing the hokey pokey while you punch the bully out

oml I tried playing this the other day, it is NON stop adds

What a fun KZfaqr

You call a homeless man sir and then arrest him , that's the worst and best gesture all in one go .

love the cuphead music DF

this game looks intersting! need to download it!

Sorry if anyone seen the post but it was my mistake. It was Gray and not DF.

I like seeing DangerouslyFunny promoting interracial couples

the whole video i just laughed 😂😂😂

Omg I love the gorilla ending.

Df never has a bad idea but never a good one

Ahh yes df in his natural habbitay

Truly the sigma grindset

HELP I SAW AMONGUS 4:15 AND ITS SHAPED LIKE A POTATO

Lewis is this some kind Stardew valley reference because who don't like Lewis

RIDE GORILLA WIFE,LIFE GOOD XD

We need marnie

cant believe you thought green was good in the boxing game....LOL

"your choices matter", says the game

The cuphead music in the background 🕺🕺🕺

Eyo, youtube glitched or something because i was watching something but hey im not complaining

I watched multiple people play this and I tried it myself and it seems the paths are a lie as they always go the same way.

I read this as “I evolved from stealing to candy mob boss” and thought, Somebody tryna challenge me?

Ah to live on islandwith beautiful Gorilla wife! LIFE GOOD!

lost interest in the game the moment it gave you 2 options and fails you for picking the wrong one. theres literally no point of that being there