I explain all 5 The Purge movies so my patrons don't purge me

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Dr. Jordan Breeding

Dr. Jordan Breeding

Күн бұрын

Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire The Purge Movie Timeline so his patrons won't purge HIM. Hopefully they don’t make a The Purge 6.
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Written, Directed, and Performed By: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Edited By: Jordan Breeding, Bryan Slack, Caleb Gritsko
Intro Sequence Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua, Sofia Mateos
Music By: Jordan Breeding, Brandon O’Neill
Script Consulting By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Logan Trent
Special Guest: Michael Swaim
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00:00 - Intro
02:37 - THE PURGE
25:50 - THE PURGE: ANARCHY
47:31 - THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR
1:08:05 - THE FIRST PURGE
1:30:24 - THE FOREVER PURGE
1:46:05 - So many flushes
#thepurge #movie #recap

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@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Yes, those videos are of real patrons. Please consider becoming one!(www.patreon.com/drjordanbreeding). You can even vote on what series I’ll tackle in the future!
@greenkoopa
@greenkoopa 3 ай бұрын
Doc the names keep flickering
@Hambone4815
@Hambone4815 3 ай бұрын
Hey Doc, I thoroughly enjoyed this. Please keep up the incredible work you and the team do.
@lukecwolf
@lukecwolf 3 ай бұрын
I really wanted to be part of this but kept forgetting haha. Love the purge cameos!
@zakbrown9256
@zakbrown9256 3 ай бұрын
I've never used Patreon but since I get paid a week today I'll stick £10 per month on you Dr Breeding! You brought Cracked back for a while and do some of the most entertaining long form content on the tubes! 😁 Plus you actually respond to comments, even channels with half your subs don't most of the time and you used to when operating Cracked which was so cool! I'm going to start a Wiki article for Dave on the villain wikis, try and start a Dr Breeding cinematic universe 😝
@bigbadsauce92
@bigbadsauce92 3 ай бұрын
I've been patiently waiting for the next Dr J Breeding 'movie' for two weeks, thank you and your crew for this video
@justinradford5645
@justinradford5645 3 ай бұрын
Holy shit! I love the idea of a boss sneaking around on purge night jumping out and screaming your FIRED! Then running away. They need to make a purge spoof movie where is all little illegal crimes, like double parking and the driver evil laughing.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
I’ll make it happen haha
@sebastianacevedo9444
@sebastianacevedo9444 3 ай бұрын
I'd pay money to see that
@BaDazai
@BaDazai 2 ай бұрын
Parking in the disabled lot 😅
@heszedjim9699
@heszedjim9699 2 ай бұрын
Lying on your taxes and casual shoplifting lmao
@taurinr
@taurinr Ай бұрын
A lot of early filing your taxes on purge day.
@TrumpetKid4
@TrumpetKid4 3 ай бұрын
I love the concept of exploring the other 364 days of the year. I imagine two coworkers looking at each other with disdain as they slide their finger across their neck, because they can't hurt each other. Just a lot of tension until they get to purge each other's brains out and finally realize, they're in love.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Ooooooo now THAT'S a film idea
@angiefei824
@angiefei824 2 ай бұрын
Purge: enemies to lovers 😭
@audioidiot6795
@audioidiot6795 Ай бұрын
i think the purge show's second season follows the aftermath
@RARASHUFFLER
@RARASHUFFLER 17 сағат бұрын
We will call it purge-edgers
@kazza6078
@kazza6078 3 ай бұрын
Cracked will one day be a deleted footnote on YOUR Wikipedia page sir
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha I don't know about all that. I just thought it was a funny thing
@zakbrown9256
@zakbrown9256 3 ай бұрын
Breeding will go back in time to destroy the cracked server to stop the future apocalypse his long form content causes in the future, it will however turn out the good Dr is infact the original founder, he then had to find and engineer the hiring of the entire cracked team from scratch himself, sneakily incept the ideas in to everyone... He's done the work already, to prevent a sci-fi Sharknado related apocalypse... Poor Jordan!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
@@zakbrown9256 This has already happened................>!>!!!!!!!!
@RussellCHall
@RussellCHall 3 ай бұрын
Well I for one see this as an opportunity to redo the Saw video 😂 watch out for those Doritos on the floor.
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 3 ай бұрын
​@@Drjordanbreeding I think it's BS that they scrubbed your name.
@whycomment2895
@whycomment2895 3 ай бұрын
The irony of getting 3 Arby's commercials during this video... guess they're going with the "no such thing as bad publicity" route.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Wait really? That's amazing haha
@smilingkevin
@smilingkevin 3 ай бұрын
“Arby’s! We have the…” No, Kincaid, not now!
@Hambone4815
@Hambone4815 3 ай бұрын
"He's roomates with Chekhov in there 😉" 🤣🤣🤣❤
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
It's true!
@normalgraham
@normalgraham 3 ай бұрын
I love how the Purge explores the fascinating concept of "what if once a year everyone acted like Jessie Eisenberg's Lex Luthor and you somehow found yourself totally unprepared?"
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Ha well that's why they only have three "real" Purge movies. The first purge is a brand new baby one and the forever purge is nonsense. Even in the third movie they had to introduce a new rule.
@normalgraham
@normalgraham 2 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding I actually received a response from Dr Jordan Breeding? Much like the entire cast of every single Purge film for no clear reason, I am unprepared
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 2 ай бұрын
@@normalgraham Haha you're welcome?
@Klm49
@Klm49 2 ай бұрын
​@normalgraham Oh I got a real response from Dr. Breeding a few years back, and I felt like Ed McMahon had shown up at my door to say I won the publishers clearing house prize! Like I was totally unprepared and surprised and so excited!! I really love this channel. And I really love anyone like me with so many kids they are also like, "Please help me feed my kids!" 😂😂😂
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 2 ай бұрын
@@Klm49 Oh man then you're not going to believe this...
@bangitybangbabang
@bangitybangbabang 3 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the college humour skits where they'd pedantically question all the specifics of the purge
@Klm49
@Klm49 2 ай бұрын
Which is why I love Breeding's content. He's like old school Cracked when O'Brian was pumping out so much great content!
@nickdemarino5391
@nickdemarino5391 16 күн бұрын
great use of the word “pedantically” it’s not common ppl use that word so i’m proud of you and your comment, keep up the great work honeybun
@TheTrevorB
@TheTrevorB 3 ай бұрын
Blessed be our new Breeding fathers, it's finally here!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
A Nation Rebred!
@librarianseth5572
@librarianseth5572 3 ай бұрын
Isn't breeding someone a thing that can only happen once? Unless we're talking religiously
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
@@librarianseth5572 I mean... many people have siblings haha
@librarianseth5572
@librarianseth5572 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding Depending on definition... I read this as "bred=conceived"
@greenkoopa
@greenkoopa 3 ай бұрын
You're not a Sex Robot
@sebastianacevedo9444
@sebastianacevedo9444 3 ай бұрын
I love the contrast between the radio the day before the Purge and everyone talking about what they want to do during the Purge. And in the credits the people on the radio talking about how they lost family members, or what they lost during the Purge
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 3 ай бұрын
54:25 “Golllden brown“ “PUSSAY!!” is when i died. You have purged me
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Yesssssss
@behindthecurvereacts
@behindthecurvereacts 3 ай бұрын
You know, Dr Jordan Breeding turned into a horror/thriller channel so gradually I didn't even notice. And I'm here for it
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha not exclusively! Next is Twilight!
@behindthecurvereacts
@behindthecurvereacts 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding still have my fingers crossed for a musical!
@librarianseth5572
@librarianseth5572 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding Like they said, horror
@thatguybehindtheglass
@thatguybehindtheglass 3 ай бұрын
​@@Drjordanbreeding That's definitely still horror to me.
@whycomment2895
@whycomment2895 3 ай бұрын
​@@Drjordanbreeding The most horrifying series yet!
@UseZapCannon
@UseZapCannon 3 ай бұрын
The whiplash of Movie #2 saying "real change can only occur when rich people are shot and killed" and Movie #3 saying "your vote could make the difference!" is a hell of a thing
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Yeah they don’t know what they want
@MrMrprofessor12345
@MrMrprofessor12345 3 ай бұрын
It's like they chickened out after the 2nd movie. Or someone in their marketing department said "Tone it down, we'll get restricted by the FCC and other agencies if we actually show a revolution on film."
@Justking
@Justking 3 ай бұрын
1:05 Thanks so much for letting me be a part of this! I'm a huge fan of your channel
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely! Thanks for being a part of it!
@ArtemisandOllie
@ArtemisandOllie 3 ай бұрын
Lena Headey is an actor that actually looks completely different depending on her styling. It’s pretty amazing.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
That's very true!
@emmywestwood
@emmywestwood 3 ай бұрын
Yiss! She kills it in Dredd 3D or whatever you want to call it
@ArtemisandOllie
@ArtemisandOllie 3 ай бұрын
@@emmywestwood ack! I saw the preview and thought you were referencing something called “Dredd 3” and I was like wait-what?!? I love Dredd. She is so good in it, yup
@ArtemisandOllie
@ArtemisandOllie 3 ай бұрын
My Purge night would be sleeping in my bed with my legs fully extended like a normal human, without retribution from my dogs.
@sweypheonix
@sweypheonix 3 ай бұрын
Oooooh new idea for a fun question to ask your friends, what non murder law are you gonna use your purge night to break
@superpaul79
@superpaul79 3 ай бұрын
I would download movies, music, and software. I'd probably have to shoplift some external hdds, too.
@sweypheonix
@sweypheonix 3 ай бұрын
@@superpaul79 yes all those things we DON'T do every other day of the year. Good answer 👀👀
@BaDazai
@BaDazai 2 ай бұрын
​@@sweypheonixI'd eat out and not pay 😅, worse yet, NOT TIP! 😂😂😂
@sweypheonix
@sweypheonix 2 ай бұрын
@@BaDazai I can see your future, 12 angry servers didn't get the memo about no murder Purge Day and band together to take out that one dude who refuses to tip lol
@lazydog6642
@lazydog6642 3 ай бұрын
The opening animated intro and the music are so good
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Hey thanks!
@ashleyxwamaitha
@ashleyxwamaitha 3 ай бұрын
so so so good
@OceansOfMotionStudios
@OceansOfMotionStudios 3 ай бұрын
Breeders, rise up! The good doctor has blessed us yet again!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Many breeded blessings upon you
@alexx5064
@alexx5064 3 ай бұрын
hallelujah
@ReviewWingsDSP
@ReviewWingsDSP 3 ай бұрын
Only one Jordan I care about and it ain’t mike
@lisaegbert4287
@lisaegbert4287 3 ай бұрын
I love your long video's. I weirdly run them in the background of my life so i love when i find content like this. Also, your production value is insane! The animation, quality of video, props, sound etc just blows my mind.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
That's not weird to me at all! And that's so cool to hear! We're really just bootstrapping it on our end, but I like finding clever ways to make it feel like we've got a bigger budget than we actually do.
@kazza6078
@kazza6078 3 ай бұрын
Those are EXACTLY the kind of questions i want to hear in this video
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Amen
@mr.perfectcell1887
@mr.perfectcell1887 3 ай бұрын
Cracked's content has gone back downhill since you left. THIS is the content I was here for, so glad I found your channel.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Welcome aboard!
@calebjarmon499
@calebjarmon499 3 ай бұрын
Have to work late = sad Have to work late when a new Breeding video releases = less sad
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Hope it helps!
@calebjarmon499
@calebjarmon499 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding always! Keep up the good work Doc!
@chillproduction7142
@chillproduction7142 3 ай бұрын
YES! Another hour+ “every freaking…” video! I’m so excited to watch this. Dr. Breeding you are hilarious. My excitement is immeasurable and this had made my day!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Hope you enjoy it!
@theOneOnlyTed
@theOneOnlyTed 3 ай бұрын
I hope you survive the purge to find out Darth Vader is your uncle's cousin's mother's father's college roommate
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
That is EXACTLY what happens
@theOneOnlyTed
@theOneOnlyTed 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding 🤣🤣
@MrBynwah
@MrBynwah 3 ай бұрын
And what does that make us?
@aedwardsss
@aedwardsss 3 ай бұрын
And they’re all having sex
@theOneOnlyTed
@theOneOnlyTed 3 ай бұрын
@@MrBynwah "how many assholes are on this ship?"
@ArtemisandOllie
@ArtemisandOllie 3 ай бұрын
The Purge leader looks like Patrick Bateman with his facial mask still on
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Truth
@th0ughtprocess286
@th0ughtprocess286 2 ай бұрын
The diversity of your references is really a high wire act lol. But if I'm your audience you nailed it.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 2 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. Glad to hear it!
@th0ughtprocess286
@th0ughtprocess286 2 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding It was the one second of sonic drowning music that sealed it.
@JSmith67
@JSmith67 3 ай бұрын
The "My anus is bleeding" always kills me lol No other creator on here makes me laugh as much as you do, keep it up Jordan!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Heck yeah thanks for watching!
@librarianseth5572
@librarianseth5572 3 ай бұрын
Alaska and Florida would become super popular because you could just run to Canada or Cuba. Also, Alaska's just so empty you could run out into the wilderness and not be found until next Purge
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
That's the plot of the fifth (kinda) haha
@smol-one
@smol-one 3 ай бұрын
Hon, a bunch of states border Canada.
@kassneedsfood9481
@kassneedsfood9481 2 ай бұрын
Damn the fact you don’t have more subs is honestly crazy like the amount of effort and quality in this video deserves a lot more
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 2 ай бұрын
We’ll get there! We are only a little over a year old at this point. Gotta fake it til you make it.
@tatsukinomiya
@tatsukinomiya 3 ай бұрын
Every freaking upload is a BANGER
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha happy to hear it!
@orignalDS
@orignalDS 3 ай бұрын
"Partially killed" has been officially added to my vocabulary
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha perfect
@gordonharless1333
@gordonharless1333 3 ай бұрын
Wooo I’ve been waiting to use my class 4 or lower but also higher weapons for a while
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Oh man you're in luck!
@EMurph42
@EMurph42 3 ай бұрын
As your resident dart store owner, Narwahl is a classic choice!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha I'll take your word on that! This is just Dave's mom's basement.
@SabinFigaro
@SabinFigaro 3 ай бұрын
IS IT ETHAN HAWK??? OR.....is it SUGAR RAY? when this life Has passed me by...I sit around and wonder why, you always were there for me...
@official_miracoli1186
@official_miracoli1186 3 ай бұрын
You have no idea how much I needed this !!!!! Thank you 🎉🎉🎉
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Happy to help!
@EMurph42
@EMurph42 3 ай бұрын
I can not believe Cracked did that! You literally brought the channel back to life with the defibrillator of really f*cking funny single handedly. You don’t seem the type to leave in a rage or not give them 2 weeks. The only channel I’ve seethed & boycotted TWICE. I hope my Jordan playlist is still available 🙏📿 Update: there are 74 videos still on said playlist, so that’s something I guess.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
It's possible somebody else did it! The timing was just goofy haha
@AbigailMaureenVI
@AbigailMaureenVI 3 ай бұрын
This is the first video of yours I’ve seen. Wow. Y’all’ve unlocked a core memory with those deep cut film references. A few seconds and now I remember watching Smart House at least once a week in 2000.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha well I’m glad you’re giving it a shot! Some people find these videos too insane
@AbigailMaureenVI
@AbigailMaureenVI 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding This kind of energy is right down my alley! I’m glad to have found your channel.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
@@AbigailMaureenVI I'm glad you have too!
@loganbnelson
@loganbnelson 3 ай бұрын
I live for your videos Doctor! Thanks for giving me a chance to relate to your family and work life as well.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Glad you like them!
@Alfareon
@Alfareon 3 ай бұрын
Missed a letterKenny "do they even have running water down there?"
@1i1_----.ll.----_1i1
@1i1_----.ll.----_1i1 3 ай бұрын
Ive never seen any of these movies... Im glad to have seen this first!!! Keep up with these nuggets of gold!!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha I hope you enjoy it!
@TheSmartboy64
@TheSmartboy64 3 ай бұрын
The slow evolution of the good Doctor's mustache is mesmerizing. That man keeps a beautiful and clean shave. Video was good too I guess.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
I'm actually not at all clean shaved in this one haha
@EvilFluffyTuna
@EvilFluffyTuna 3 ай бұрын
Genuine joy when one of your videos drops, especially before the weekend, now I can plan in a nice little sit down to watch the whole thing while I'm off and I can't think of anything I'd rather be doing with the time!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Enjoy!
@AphroNoir
@AphroNoir 8 күн бұрын
“Make the sticky!?” Jail immediately💀
@MikeRaist
@MikeRaist 3 ай бұрын
NO ARBY'S DELIVERY!!!? But I love Arby's..."Sniff," damn you purge. Also, that Hbomberguy reference was ironically funny as I just finished watching that 4-hour long video, haha.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha glad you liked it!
@ArtemisandOllie
@ArtemisandOllie 3 ай бұрын
46:17 I like how when you referenced Virginia you pointed behind you.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
That’s where we live haha
@rabbidchipmunk
@rabbidchipmunk 3 ай бұрын
Your editing is top notch, everything that's cut in fits so well and is so funny. Can't wait for your channel to keep blowing up! Thanks for the laughs
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
It would appear I was re-added to the Wiki page yesterday haha. Y'all are the best.
@meen0ru
@meen0ru 3 ай бұрын
Was waiting for this one! Time to turn into a blanket burrito and kick back.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha enjoy!
@pattierotondo1108
@pattierotondo1108 3 ай бұрын
This is great! I haven't had a chance to watch this series yet, so this will be the first time I see any of these. You're the best, Jordan!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Oh man this is a weird way to experience it haha
@pattierotondo1108
@pattierotondo1108 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding I suppose it is, but then this series is pretty weird to begin with. This is the first time I've caught a release this early, so I must watch!
@pattierotondo1108
@pattierotondo1108 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding BTW, it was good to see that Mykelti Williamson picked the right side in The Purge: Election Year. When he was in The Final Destination, he got plowed over with an ambulance. This time. Little Death did that, but not to him. Too bad he gets shot by the creepy priest. Maybe he needs a new agent...
@JohnRapheal7
@JohnRapheal7 3 ай бұрын
Almost every movie franchise ive ever heard him break down is a franchise ive never watched 😂.. its actually pretty cool watching movies this way.
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 3 ай бұрын
TIME SPLITTERS 2! YES! My best friend and I 100%'d that game. We got gold trophies in every single challenge and bonus thing. We were obsessed. We tried to play again years later, but we couldn't even beat the 1st level on normal difficulty. The 14 year old versions of us were very disappointed.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
It rules
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding You ever play those challenges? The gingerbread men???
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
@@Richard_Nickerson Every single freaking one!
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding Hell yeah! Did you have a favorite soundtrack you'd always change it to? My friend and I almost exclusively listened to the Chicago track, regardless of level.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
@@Richard_Nickerson I didn't even realize you could do that!
@mychunkyjordi7585
@mychunkyjordi7585 3 ай бұрын
Only seen The Purge, Anarchy and Election year but great video as always. I got stitches from laughing 🤣🤣🤣🐾💜👋👍
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@mychunkyjordi7585
@mychunkyjordi7585 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding I enjoy the way you talk about things. It's much better than watching a boring review and dull reactions 😊🐾💜👋👍
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
@@mychunkyjordi7585 That's my main goal!
@packnetadaija
@packnetadaija 3 ай бұрын
Oh yay! You went with the front door one! Love it! I actually weirdly love these movies but I always wondered why people would go to murder, why not like steal stuff or something
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 3 ай бұрын
Purge is in March… fill out & e-file your taxes so you get a humongous refund
@JCash119
@JCash119 3 ай бұрын
Dave versus Jordan for next years WRESTLEMANIA!!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha MAKE IT HAPPEN
@MoramothHauntz
@MoramothHauntz 3 ай бұрын
Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaah!
@Trinthegay
@Trinthegay 3 ай бұрын
I'm watching this while pulling an all nighter and I am literally so out of it that at this point I think David is more of a concept than a person, it's a symbol, a statement. Am I David? Are you David? Are we David?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Yes
@JaneCarolineIsFine
@JaneCarolineIsFine 3 ай бұрын
I love these videos so much! The concussion one was so well done too. You’re absolutely killing it.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@ArtemisandOllie
@ArtemisandOllie 3 ай бұрын
You know those people who send one thought in multiple texts? That’s me, and I’m going to randomly comment while watching. Feel free to skip when you see my face.
@zakbrown9256
@zakbrown9256 3 ай бұрын
Same here! I type really fast though so sometimes I'll send piles of messages in the time it takes someone to respond to 5 messages ago, but the other person will keep adding bits in so I end up having to read paragraphs of information just to get a response to a sentence I forgot why I typed out 10 thoughts ago! 🤣
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
I would never
@creboski
@creboski 3 ай бұрын
I though this was gonna be a coment about wanting to putge people who send group texts or hit "reply all" in email.😅
@sweypheonix
@sweypheonix 3 ай бұрын
I also do this.
@sweypheonix
@sweypheonix 3 ай бұрын
Sometimes I forget and do it in the comment sections as well.
@JaYoeNation
@JaYoeNation 3 ай бұрын
is that your basement? you need to get a better plumber. A real half ass PEX job. Unless you did it yourself.... then.... congrats... you're great.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
It’s Dave’s mom’s basement haha
@bobbyflaydx4062
@bobbyflaydx4062 3 ай бұрын
Dude I love your videos man I just said that you uploading a video litterally made my day off worth it. Plz keep making more.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Hey that's great! And more on the way!
@GermanJet
@GermanJet 3 ай бұрын
"I've changed my laser from stun, to come".... yeah... that one got me.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha yesssss
@thecornerkid402
@thecornerkid402 3 ай бұрын
I was so sad that there were no more Jordan videos on Cracked. So happy I found this. His replacements are pretty crap.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Glad to have you over here!
@ArtemisandOllie
@ArtemisandOllie 3 ай бұрын
I see you learned from your Indiana Jones video and wrote in the script “open: sitting on floor”
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha exactly
@phaiphai95
@phaiphai95 3 ай бұрын
Omg! Yasssssss! Dr. Jordan has blessed us again with another banger. Thank you good sir 🙌
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
You're welcome!
@Flagellawiggler
@Flagellawiggler 3 ай бұрын
Dammit! Ya’ll just keep getting better and better! Keep. It. Up. I will forever look forward to anything on your channel. My husband doesn’t have the ability to watch these at length, but enjoys my bursts of laughter and bits of recap that he mostly doesn’t get … but gets. You rock!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
I’m so glad to hear that! Thank you!
@lordbasti3185
@lordbasti3185 2 ай бұрын
never seen you before, 15min in and all the cutaway gags are a fucking fever dream AND I LOVE IT
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 2 ай бұрын
Hell yeah! Welcome! Glad you “get” it!
@JonathonSwinney2814
@JonathonSwinney2814 3 ай бұрын
Jordan asking all of the right purge questions
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
The BEST questions
@Deathpenalty66
@Deathpenalty66 3 ай бұрын
Glad I could contribute with this one! Cool to see myself in a video. Gonna be rad to tell people I was in the Breeder army when you strike it big. Excellent work as always Dr. Breeding
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Hell yeah thanks for sending something!
@shadyguy23
@shadyguy23 3 ай бұрын
Jordan's ultimate challenge one day will be to make an hour-long video fully explaining a movie or series, without using his own voice at all, purely his vast stockpile of meme clips edited together in various ways.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Or, conversely, use ZERO cutaways and ONLY my voice!
@shadyguy23
@shadyguy23 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding don’t be ridiculous, is that even possible? Can humans talk for that long?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
@@shadyguy23 Apparently!
@johnreillyomni
@johnreillyomni 3 ай бұрын
I had an arby's meal yesterday and I was partially killed on the toilet.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Oh god!
@RolandHazoto
@RolandHazoto 3 ай бұрын
Not only did I forget there was a 5th movie, but I forgot I turned it off halfway through and never finished it. Good to know I didn't miss out on anything
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Ha yeah it wasn’t the best
@agentelixir6927
@agentelixir6927 3 ай бұрын
He's gone and done it lads!! And right before my day off so I can rewatch it four times for the algorithm of course 😅
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Huzzah!
@alexx5064
@alexx5064 3 ай бұрын
once again you killed it bro
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!
@ffnendhgrgd
@ffnendhgrgd 3 ай бұрын
It's Purgin' Time!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Many are saying this
@aarsha6384
@aarsha6384 2 ай бұрын
This video is all of my intrusive thoughts compiled together
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 2 ай бұрын
You’re welcome? Haha
@D3bugMod3
@D3bugMod3 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely excellent timing Doc. Heading to practice in a few minutes. And needed something to listen to.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Awesome!
@booksandbluestockings8664
@booksandbluestockings8664 3 ай бұрын
I love how so many of my favorite youtubers reference WKUK
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
They're objectively the best
@firewall2302
@firewall2302 3 ай бұрын
We need to get Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen to do a Men at Work spin-off where they're corpse truck drivers working the Day After The Purge.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
This is absolutely true
@davidallen5257
@davidallen5257 3 ай бұрын
My favorite part of this video is when Dr Jordan Breeding said "ITS BREEDING TIME" and then was asked to leave his child cousin's birthday party
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Haha that was a dark day
@Jojothechef
@Jojothechef 3 ай бұрын
Just when I think I don't have shit to do for a couple hours. Our breeding father drops a video 🤌🏻
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
And now you can shit for a couple hours!
@diyeana
@diyeana 3 ай бұрын
I really should have sent you my purge video. 😂 This was a great recap. Thanks, Dr. JB!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Next time!
@diyeana
@diyeana 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding oh you _know_ there will be at least another 5 Purge movies. I can wait!
@taylorsullivan3293
@taylorsullivan3293 3 ай бұрын
I HAVE LONGED FOR THIS THANK YOU DOCTOR
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
I hope it’s fun!
@TheCheat420
@TheCheat420 3 ай бұрын
I love seeing you and Swaim work together.
@Celtic_Blade
@Celtic_Blade 3 ай бұрын
This is so freaking cool! This is my favorite KZfaq channel.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you think so!
@joelschneiderhan8485
@joelschneiderhan8485 3 ай бұрын
me when I arrive to attempt to let Breed Daddy know that murder is morally okay ( in context )
@JGamv
@JGamv 3 ай бұрын
New Breading video lets goooo!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
WOOOOO
@MatI-cc6ld
@MatI-cc6ld 2 ай бұрын
Ow my knees hurt watching you
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 2 ай бұрын
I'm super strong tho
@MatI-cc6ld
@MatI-cc6ld 2 ай бұрын
@Drjordanbreeding Fineee I'll subscribe you sold me
@thefaeriechild4147
@thefaeriechild4147 3 ай бұрын
The fact that you mentioned Wendy’s and didn’t mention the chicken and chili menu is enough for a Breeding Purge
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
CRAP SORRY
@jefferythibodeaux5573
@jefferythibodeaux5573 3 ай бұрын
30 seconds in and I’m already dying of laughter
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Hell yeah haha
@tree1568
@tree1568 3 ай бұрын
YAARRSSSSS the doctor making life worth living
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
I should have made that warning clearer!
@tree1568
@tree1568 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding not at all I really appreciate it as warnings in general are few and far between in all types of media
@BionicLatino
@BionicLatino 3 ай бұрын
Swaim!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Michael!
@jalajones22
@jalajones22 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know why you lookin up at me, the plays down there! 😂😂 LOVE that video
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
One of the best!
@trevorstevenson4038
@trevorstevenson4038 3 ай бұрын
How is Dr.Breeding going to utilise his hilarious catch-word "ROUGH!" haha
@renwhit100
@renwhit100 3 ай бұрын
i never see it said enough -- the intro animations on these are always so good!!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Pablo is a beast
@itsthatbeardedgamecatsaje8635
@itsthatbeardedgamecatsaje8635 3 ай бұрын
Bro. Your editing and animation. Your channel is looking so amazing . Big ❤. Keep up the beautiful work .
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Thank you so much!
@carmanchr
@carmanchr 3 ай бұрын
Arby's delivery is the most terrifying thing about this world.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Thank goodness it’s suspended during the purge
@Louloubelle24
@Louloubelle24 3 ай бұрын
Another great video! Keep up the good work
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Thanks! Will do!
@no.9516
@no.9516 3 ай бұрын
i didnt know there was a whole channel for these. I loved these videos
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Technically these are a bit different, but it’s still me talking about movies so hopefully you like it!
@no.9516
@no.9516 3 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding no no I thought resident evil was last . This is great . Thank you
@Toddly812
@Toddly812 3 ай бұрын
Woo new release babeey lets go! Love your vids sir.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
More to come!
@cherrybombstudios1671
@cherrybombstudios1671 3 ай бұрын
Yo, look at that intro! Production value seems to be going up and I couldn’t be happier.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Glad you like it!
@TomSketchit
@TomSketchit 3 ай бұрын
The one scene I remember from one of these, didn't remember which because I've never actual watched them, was some crazy teenage girls who purge their parents before going after the main characters. And my first thought was "what's your game plan for after the Purge? You purge your parents over something petty, and then what, you end up in foster care or something?"
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
That’s a good point haha
@adammclaughlin457
@adammclaughlin457 3 ай бұрын
Love your videos my guy!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 3 ай бұрын
Glad you like them!
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