3rd this time 1 day I'll be 1st

There’s a pride flag either under or around the Canadian flag in my former elementary and high schools. I think this is mandatory for all of them…

Somebody has to review...the SICK mr skellybones...

You should have had a call back to using the wrong mic, Priest: why do you sound different?

This line is for customers...

Imagine what happened to the girl in the cha... "HOW DARE YOU ASSUME HER GENDER!!!"

❤

I assume he left out the P since that's the only one allowed in Islam?

​@@ksteinmuller Yup.

@@ksteinmullernah man don’t do that, it’s called MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON don’t be a pedophobe!

Honestly I like it when they behave like that. Saves the effort of even trying to befriend them in the first place

@@MrsStormtrooper I won't automatically dismiss being friendly with someone just because of their political views, but if someone is a bat shit insane leftist, I won't be friends with them. I wouldn't even have to know anything about their politics though, since those people are just insufferable douche bags in absolutely every way possible, I would know within a 3 second interaction that I want nothing to do with them. I would probably know just by looking at them, they wear a uniform.

Disagreements only count if it's something objective, like the quality of a book or the laws of mathematics.

The zealots will disagree with me, but LGBT is a religious cult, and there's plenty of evidence to prove it.

@@volt42re or the number of genders, or crime statistics, or the victimization of childeen... Right? Like those things, right? :)

Hell I'd be willing to replace it with Arson month at this point

If enough people call it something silly like that, in unison, it could be made awkward enough that people avoid talking about it.

@@potatoheadpokemario1931 That's July.

Wasn't that already the point?

@@potatoheadpokemario1931 They would still celebrate it

Phobia: an irrational fear or hatred towards something Being hateful towards normal fucking people who happen to be LGBTQ qualifies, stupid.

Classic leftist tactics at work, throwing around the language they tortured to suit their agenda in an accusatory manner instead of constructing an argument.

That's literally intolerance

I hope lmao

I'm still confused on weather that was supposed to be a left wing meme or right wing

Now… if only it had the shifty, darting chicken eyes superimposed for animation?

@@riftshredder5438 Here's my formula: Who does it make fun of the most? It seems to be the left, so it's likely a right-wing meme

Yes

Also love "State in life, how long it's been since you've been to confession, kind of sin and number of times, I give you your absolution, you go." Unless you've set up an appointment, people almost always are waiting, don't be the person to take 20 minutes.

Facts. If you have more personal problems than what’s needed for Absolution, talk to your Priest outside of confession, during the week if they’re not busy with the sick, weddings, funerals, Last Rites or the poor

@@Theseekerofinfinitewhile I do agree with this, sometimes the priest makes the decision that something you confessed needs discussed, so certainly don’t judge the person ahead of you in line. Just be thankful they are going to Confession and understand Jesus knows what they need in that confessional.

@@lillipup_tamer1148 And that would be the confessor's choice, not the penitant. I am criticizing the penitants who don't try to be considerate, not the priest.

​@@TheseekerofinfiniteAs am I. The confessor has the right to offer counsel; the penitent does NOT have the right to turn Confession into an impromptu therapy session.

"I'm sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl" matches a bit better. 🤣

Cringe

He just forgot to add the sunglasses and airhorns in the background after he said that

@@Quetzal00358 MLG! Oh oh oh oooooooooohhhhhh!

All I heard was the YYYYYYEAAHHHHHH

I would add the obligatory "how do you know someone is a leftist? Don't worry, they'll tell you", except they don't even have to tell you with words, you can usually tell just by looking at them. They wear a uniform.

I think they mean to "share" your property with the collective.

Unlike Joe "10% goes to the big guy" Biden.

You catch the subtle jab right in the beginning?

Yeah i was surprised. didn't expect it but literally changes nothing

@@stanleydavidlepretre4241they told me he was such a devout Catholic tho 🤔

He captured why I have a dislike of movies featuring Catholic confessionals 😂 I’m just thinking, “bro, there’s a line and you aren’t being quiet. I don’t want to hear your sins!”

Less is more

Seriously, these people have zero self awareness, it's actually really hilarious. It's some attempt at "taking back" the term woke, like yea I'm woke, so what? It just means I like all the good things!

@@markzuckergecko621 Yeah, like how lately they're trying and failing at taking back the term "snowflake."

@@dapperfan44 They've been doing that since 2014.

@@dapperfan44 I hated the term snowflow ever since youtube got rid of channel backgrounds in favor of those ugly banners because it allows you to be unique like a snowflake.

That's not true, they love to share. They will equally split your money amongst everyone!

It was so brilliant. "There are people waiting in line" is so true XD

I never said any of this - Sun Tzu.

Turn that frown upside down -Abraham Lincoln

Is that even real? I don't remember that.

Of course they do! Most issues aren't black and white, unless it's about the enemy.

To be fair, sometimes they say the problem is Asian too. Though the "most" word really gets them.

Life doesn't need to be complex for it to be enjoyable

For all of us.

That doesn't look like a Chihuahua to me

@@potatoheadpokemario1931 - That's exactly what a chihuahua in a turkey costume would say. I'm onto you.

To be fair, only one or two of the bibles I have owned were Red Letter style. I tend to either have the travel style one or the "I have 30 possible translations for this text and street and topographical maps of the area in question" style. To put it in the second type is either leather bound or hardback because the thing is so huge it can't be otherwise. I much prefer my little bible that is about the size of a copy of a Game of Thrones paperback edition.

You mean any bible?

Ask and ye shall receive

Lol I saw that article. Just like the George Floyd Mural being struck by lightning even though there was a metal building right next to it.

I KNEW HE WAS A FURRY!!!

@@derniercaesar5319 it’s a weeb word the furries stole it

Agreed!

Your terms are acceptable.

Your terms are acceptable

Seriously, I’m about to commit trans on trans violence if they say they’re coming for the kids one more time

@@kyze8284 you do realize that was a plant, right?

Only if you disagree with the left

😉amen

Can you clue me in on what the red text is referencing?

​@@maxwelldegn6651 I believe it is referencing a version of the bible where everything Christ said directly is printed in red.

Yeah I love these trans clowns threatening people. This is the land where you can buy a shooty bang stick in every state, and carry it in most. You can carry it in all of them if you decide that a man in drag threatening your daughter is scary enough.

You hit the nail on the head.

One might say it's a little... unladylike to threaten people with violence. It's almost as if... they *aren't* ladi--

I’m pretty sure they’re being the same type of person whom they claim makes them “feel unsafe”. Hell, they’re being a bigger threat to the public than the so called “TERF” who simply doesn’t want a man in the same bathroom as her and her daughter.

You cannot convince the righteous that they are not in the right -- since everything they do is right, it's a righteous application of violence, against the kind of person who is a real threat (to just their small group not getting exactly what they want -- definitely the good guys).

To say it aged poorly is to implied it was relative at the time

@@potatoheadpokemario1931it was representative of the thinking of the time. The dismissal of everything conservatives were warning about as a “slippery slope fallacy” was how homosexuality reached majority approval; a lot of people fell for it, and that argument aged like fine milk.

@@Thanatos2996 you say that as if there's not people see the grooming and the pedophilia and the genetical mutilation and STILL say it's not happening that's a slippery slope

Bro fr all of them came into fruition 💀

@@Thanatos2996 Very true. I remember the left being particularly obsessed with "muh slippery slope" at the time.

That’s simply not correct

Not only that, given many explanations from them, it's sexual satisfaction at controlling your speech.

@@mcarrowtime7095 Knowing that I'm a man and have to suffer the indignity of annoying women everywhere makes me EUPHORIC

That, and also being aroused at the thought of crossdressing.

Exactly

I tell my kids that gay marriage is like Santa Claus. Not real, but it's rude to go around telling everyone. For kids. When they get to be a little older, we'll address it in more detail.

@@JP2GiannaT just pray they dont get a woke teacher and say "This is what my dad said...", might find yourself getting accused of a hate crime, or worse, the teacher may even cry

@@JP2GiannaT Like Jesus, your imaginary friend?

​@@usuario12346nah more like your fanfiction of jesus being gay and dating muhammad

Not to mention that even if we're being charitable and using the legal re-definition if marriage, most Gay people don't get married anyways.

LOL - EVERY SINGLE ONE of the 10 SYMPTOMS of the WOKE MIND are the ABSOLUTE OPPOSITE!!!🤣🤣🤣

They embrace whatever the authoritative sources tell them science is.

@@markzuckergecko621 What should be said is they do not embrace science. They embrace what people called scientists tell them, which is the religion of scientism.

Soyence

@@Theseekerofinfinite anyone who says "the science is settled" is either lying, or they don't understand science. Science is never "settled". There are some things that are pretty damn close to settled, like the laws of motion, but if someone has a thesis that they think might go against those laws, they're more than welcome to test it out and see. Nothing is sacred in science, everything can and should be challenged.

Honestly I feel like by calling right wingers Conspiracy theorists, witch hunters, ect. They're not discrediting the right but giving validation to the witch hunts and Conspiracy theories

Nah they still deny it or at best only acknowledge THEY figured it out when their MSM talking heads told them to.

Sypha: We are Speakers Trevor, we know the truth!

I can even see the future, and I didn't even need that to be right.

​@@physical_insanityGot a time traveler here!!

Don't worry, the Woke are going to threaten his family instead

Why would KZfaq care?

So true.

Turkey dog tickling you... sounds pretty gay

well I mean there's right wing memes that are the same. But... at least those are grounded in some kind of reality.

​@@Yipper64Only if you count Boomer memes.

@@UnprofessionalProfessor boomah hyoomah

Yesssss

I would like more of him

An episode that ends with a bright light shining down within the priest's side of the confessional followed by, "You know, I actually like his memes" would be brilliant. =)

agreed

Didn't hear it? Which part

Timestamp?

6:58

@conservitarian1737 I thought the battle hymn of the republic was published in the 50s.

@@delightfulgenius4635 no, Miles Edgeworth from ace attorney

That was really put in the game? That's surprising

Profound

Christmas too. Commercialization/corporatization has an effect on the meaning of holidays.

I do not know what you're talking about. I do not know much about the origins of Black Friday but I know that Pride events were largely started after the Stonewall Massacre with police brutality involved and many protests after. The brutality of it allowed for groups to push for more rights and protests and many more came in support than otherwise would have. The event happened in 1969. Definitely not something that people were not around to see or remember as it is a widely documented case. And there were many more like it in the 60s. There are many alive today that were involved in it. And many others that remembered seeing it happening on TV/in the news. A lot of stuff that had inspired Pride earlier than Stonewall and even up to today persists. Like gay bar shootings or anti-LGBT bills. Anything that inspires people to celebrate harder and protests for the rights of all people. Stonewall is not the only event that happened for sure. There are countless events and stories and people that have influenced Pride greatly, but Stonewall is one of the most influential and remembered events. It also is presumably the event that kicked off the first Pride parades/events/marches. On its one year anniversary.

Who told you that? The Catholic church? 🤭

@@Ronnie.Raymond World history...

The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition of marriage is "the state of being united as spouses in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law" the right needs to remember that definitions don't take religion into account morons

@@billcoley4426its in world history that men married men and women married women tho?

@@greenguy3412 No, no it's not. At all.

Words to live by

someone makes a reference to red vs blue: "I understood that reference. a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one"

But why are we here?

It's one of life's great mysteries

@@asimplenobody7797 I dunno man, but it keeps me up at night...

No need to have a month for people with a foot fetish because there is a month for Pride which includes foot fetish. Also pedos.

I demand a celebratory month for the goatse connoisseurs among us!

Quentin Tarantino month?

When will we get foot month ?!!! When ?!!!!

Leftist response "this comment proves the oppressed foot fetishes need a month to be honoured"

at least 6 of the 7 are all wrapped up in pride month, lust, no need to explain, wrath, trans people threatening women that if they don't let them perv on them they'll beat them up, greed, companies painting the pride flag for profit, envy trans people envious of the other gender, sloth, thinking you're a good person just for putting up the rainbow flag

I suppose November is kind of about chastity now. Or avoiding nuts, I wasn't totally paying attention.

@@annafirth6738I though November was gluttony

December seems to celebrate Greed.

@@notpc48 I'm European, just by the by, I'll just remind you that thanks giving is US exclusive. It means nothing to any other country.

Why not?

@@The_g_string_lover Because women are gey.

@@The_g_string_lover for the same reason men can't be nuns.

The bible literally states they should not be preachers due to the fact that they are "more" suseptible to deception.

@@The_g_string_lover Bible says nothing about women not having positions of authority in the church itself, but it's pretty clear about women being any equivalent to pastor. I actually had a huge argument about this with a more conservative member of my church back in the day, not because of the pastor thing, but because he tried to argue against women having any authority in church which *is* contradictory to the Bible as women did serve as preachers and even prophets, just not the head of the church, which is supposed to be a man.

It really isnt

​@@Leonard.L.Churchfacts. Poor guy, was never properly catechized...

@@Leonard.L.Church Has Tucker ever tried doing this?

@infinitesouls42 nah, we haven't had a priest in years since they stopped sending them since caboose was doing his "thing" to them

​@@Leonard.L.Churchdo I even want to know what "his thing" is

True there are extremists on both sides

more like run on paragraphs

They're so used to Twitter's character limit that they can't help but let it all out when given the opportunity.

​@@TheGhostFartnovels

I did a histogram analysis on a lefty meme image once. More than 50% of the image pixels were dedicated to text. And not a large font, either.

Straight memes are much more understandable and laughable. LGTVs need codes to speak... I'm a communist, cause I want to complain about my shitty paying job! You're a lefty, cause you want to identify as a fuckin' cat. We're not the same!

😂😂😂

"they're"

@@MAGAMAN No their is correct. I'm using the possessive case, the "joking" is theirs. They're is "they are", and that is grammatically incorrect for my sentence.

no just beaten out of existence

And your child murdered in front of you by a perverted, raging man

I mean, they already said that out loud for lesbians. Literally said it's OK to rape a lesbian if she doesn't like your secret sausage surprise.

That literally just sounds like rape without extra steps

@@TheGhostFart Why not both?

ive rewatched the confession part like 3 times now... where is someone "peeking"?

I think it's us peeking 😂😅

Duh! It's in the name

you can be leftist and against this kind of stuff, all you gotta do is realize the left isn't one line of thought but a diverse field of ideologies that can intermix with right-wing ones.

@@Photom101 oh yeah, to a normal person you can absolutely be a normal human being with your own beliefs and ideals, but the problems is that the extremists on the left tosses everyone that disagrees with their extremes to the right, so if you see yourself as a left-leaning person, and disagree with some, not even most, of the narrative, well, i guess that makes you hitler in their eyes, welcome to the club as an honorary right winger

​@@Photom101but who are you voting into power?

You have no idea how hard it is to resist the urge to say, "Told you so." Congrats on your rehabilitation, though.

There is no devil.

@@mj91212 believing he doesn't exist, that's how he wins over you

@@scottaaker5534 Do you mean “that’s how he wins you over”? Anywho, no, even according to the Bible, the modern concept of the devil is false, and heretical. The modern interpretation comes from Dante’s Divine Comedy and John Milton’s Paradise Lost, neither of which are part of biblical canon. Ha’Satan is a loyal Angel of God, he tempts us with evil because it’s his job, not because he himself is evil. His main purpose is to identify who is and is not worthy of Heaven. If you’re going to claim that you worship the God of Abraham, at least do it right.

@@mj91212 that's definitely not what I read in The Bible, but I'm actually just a couple chapters in to reading it again so I will be sure to look extra hard for this version your talking about. But either way we are still falling into the sin of self love and worship. And that needs to stop

@@mj91212 uh, I know a lot of people who deeply study the bible, and they all agree that satan is evil.

Hahaha I didn't even have Boondock Saints in mind, but the fact that it fits so well tells you how overused it is in hollywood

I thought it was Daredevil

I thought boondock saints as well. The music really did it.

My thought was also Boondock Saints XD

@@FreedomToons HOLY COW THE KING RESPONDED TO ME!!!!!!

Ain't that disturbing 😃🔫

that image goes too hard for me not to steal it

All I saw was turkey and no dog.

🐕

🦃🐕

The pope one was kinda true

"Catholics support pedophilia!!!" Meanwhile *actual* Catholics were very upset at finding out priests & etc were pedos.

There were also Murdoch Murdoch back in the day and White Rabbit Radio TV. You'll have to find them outside of youtube though for all of their works.

Only sometimes?

​@@Red-jt6uuhe did subject us to tjose memes...

@Red-jt6uu As a fan, there are Freedom Toons episodes I’ve turned off because I didn’t like them. I think it’s an accurate statement, but I also think something is lost in the delivery without the tone of my voice to add context. Seeing as how the man himself liked my comment, I see no reason to believe he took serious umbrage with what I’ve said, nor should he.

Yeah, when is that gonna be merch Seamus?

I could have told you that years ago

Seems like a lot of girls enjoyed having their pretty wedding dresses together while getting "married".

A study was published in 1984 called "The Male Couple: How Relationships Develop" The study had only males currently in a relationship. It found that 94.5% didn't keep sexual fidelity. Of the ones that did intended to keep sexual fidelity, about 30% managed it. So honestly surprised it is up to 10%, with the main idea of marriage being that it is exclusive and all.

It's like Loretta wanting the right to have babies

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard. Why fight for a right if you won’t use it? Also who gets married with the intention of divorce? Divorce is expensive af.

​@@Brenden_Marshallhave you thought about changing your name to "Brenden the Arrogant"?

"We can be friends and disagree, unless its something *I* disagree with"

@@shatara42 “I disagree with social justice” -you

Duhhh ya think so?

@@SupHapCak Have a nurse change your diaper. You'll be in a better mood. Trust me.

That is an interesting analogy I had not considered. Gonna borrow it!

good now apply that to a wedding where either husband or wife are sterile

Daaamnnn

@@chicks_before_dicks False equivalence.

@@Lord_Numpty its not, though. Hes still only half right, though. Marriages arent meant to honor a relationship.

I think he's probably using it to sketch. Modern Windows OS are not very compatible with the most common pads. Lots of firmware conflicts, constant updates interfering with them and whatnot, etc.

It’s a theme set made for Win 11 and 10. It would be cool to be able to have a simple OS again tho lol.

I'd settle for Windows 7 still getting security updates though.

Most people don’t realize that fairy tales used to exist to teach of dangers and give good life advice.

@@sidecharacter7165 Little Red Riding Hood taught me to beware of wolves in women's clothing. I'm sure it will get cancelled soon.

@@skroowi8105 Lol. They already changed the original Little Mermaid to where the prince doesn’t sleep with her and dump her for another woman while losing her voice permanently in the contract.

@@sidecharacter7165 And she turns into foam at the end if I recall correctly.

@@sidecharacter7165 Read the uncensored Grimm's fairy tales, and it will disabuse you of any notion that fairy tales were intended as fables. Fairy tales were the urban legends of their day.

Glad I wasn't the only one who caught that, I literally combusted in laughter.

@@volt42re BAH DUM TSS 🔥😂🔥