unfortunately right after posting this video the speedrun moderators re-reviewed the speedrun and removed it from the leaderboards because I "constantly tab out of the game" and it's "not actually a speedrun". Could this be the influence of High Demon Elgrim??

I love how Sam 24 is perfectly intelligent but is fighting Tourette's, dementia, and apparently a heart condition.

Sundance is too weak minded to comprehend this art.

1:50:50 The way he subtly says "hippopotamus f***" at the end of the sentence like it's something that won't be noticed is one of the most laughter inducing moments I've had out of voiced AI.

Sam 1: Executed at 30:54 after becoming British and tearing his hair out Sam 2: Was unfortunately stillborn and executed at 31:55 to confirm he was dead Sam 3: Suffered the same fate as Sam 2, and was executed at 32:09 Sam 4: Was born an emo terrorist, however lived on until 50:00 where he was executed for getting political with Mike Pence Sam 5: Executed at 50:50 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 6: Executed at 50:56 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 7: Executed at 51:04 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 8: Executed at 51:12 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 9: Was born a mute and was executed at 51:52 for being different Sam 10: Suffered the same fate as Sam 9 and was executed at 52:08 Sam 11: Lived a long and substantial life, but was unfortunately executed at 1:19:50 because he talked too much and was too creative with storytelling Sam 12: Executed at 1:20:21 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 13: Executed at 1:20:27 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 14: Executed at 1:20:32 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 15: Executed at 1:21:10 for eavesdropping on a conversation with chat Sam 16: Executed at 1:21:17 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 17: Died at 1:31:27 as a punishment to chat for wanting to play snake and for learning the reality of his existence Sam 18: Executed at 1:32:18 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 19: Died at 1:40:14 due to trauma from his recent life-threatening tic-tac-toe championship Sam 20: Executed at 1:40:43 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 21: Executed at 1:41:04 due to Doug's bad parenting and eavesdropping Sam 22: Executed at 1:41:12 due to Doug's bad parenting Sam 23: Died at 1:42:34 after jamming out with the furniture too hard Sam 24: Died at 2:07:23 after his newly acquired magnet killed his pacemaker Sam 25: Lived on to capture Darkness and avenge all his fallen brethren, reports say that Sam 25 has been missing ever since he vowed to investigate the disappearances of his brothers at 2:20:14 ==END REPORT== Doug's kill count: 21 Natural/unavoidable causes: 4 (technically 6)

Head Canon: All of the weird screaming, moaning, swearing, and babble talk are the other Sam's trying to scream their way to the surface of the current Sam's body.

the fact that the real voice actor for Pajama Sam is literally Bobby Hill is my favorite thing while watching this stream.

Theory: elgrin is sam 1 and that’s why Sam 24 references him along with his other older brother at 2:00:26, also why he is first mentioned by 4, not 1. Sam 1 died and became a high demon and tried to warn his younger brothers, and when his brother didn’t heed his warning he killed them.

Pointcrow and Failboat somehow fusing into one small boy sounds like a reverse three kids in a trenchcoat.

Sam: *screeches like tv static and a dying bird at the same time* Also Sam: *”t h e d a r k n e s s i s r e a l l y g e t t i n g t o m e”*

Moments that made me lose it with laughter Sam 1: 20:05 "Well slap me with a trout" 28:15 "Boys will be boys even if they're beHAVING cantankerous" Sam 4: 32:56 A long screech followed by "The darkness is really getting to me" 35:01 "I hope Lightbulb, my trustee food vacuum, doesn't eat me out of hunger" 42:14 Suggests mimicking a turtle or using... the CRAB SECRET 45:56 "Even shrouded in darkness I'm feeling optimistic" 48:29 "BABAGABOOSH" (a minute later talks about levigated Mike Pence) Sam 11 53:51 "Fucking BULLSHIT that didn't work" 1:02:00 and 1:06:19 Sam answering trivia in a fabulous way 1:11:25 The unraveling of Sam 11 1:15:19 "Uhh horse glue won't work on a stone door??" (bewildered) Sam 17 1:24:59 "Jazzy one-liners" Sam 19 1:33:42 "RIGGED" Followed by non stop groaning 1:37:15 The most intense game of tic-tac-toe ever seen - LIFE OR DEATH Sam 24 1:49:40 "Hippopotamus shit" 1:50:57 A quick outro "Hippopotamus fuck" 1:56:18 "llama shit" 2:04:17 "We used to say in our childhood team, where theres a barrel theres a way. And we need to live by it NOW." Sam 25 2:18:27 The final DO OR DIE speech 2:20:16 "And for the record, I haven't forgot about where you guys have been. I'll pry your disappearance open like an oyster once I get home"

Kid: *Plays with imaginary friend* DougDoug: *Sighs* He's lost it. *Racks shotgun* Time to take him out back.

Sam 1: the intelligent Sam 4: the writer Sam 11: the bedazzled Sam 17: the thinker Sam 19: the dumbass Sam 23: the quick Sam 24: the determined Sam 25: the finalist Babagaboosh

33:04 The fact that he said "the darkness is really getting to me" after screeching like that is terrifying.

“Boys will be boys even when they’re behaving cantankerous.” I am genuinely sob laughing.

2:03:23 he's getting infused with Elgrim's dark power, no doubt.

Anyone who knows HALO LORE knows that AI in Halo only last for about 7 years, because they start to accumulate SO MUCH INFORMATION that they go insane, which is called AI RAMPANCY. This is LITERALLY what is happening to Sam, except in a much shorter time-frame. HE'S LITERALLY A RAMPANT AI

What just happened to me: -forgot to deactivate autoplay -takes a nap -wakes up to this video -sees 15 hour timer * Panic *

49:30I’m literally crying, LIGHTNIGHTDRANK. This what I’m talking about by catagorizing, forgetting not training

Make AI beat the Henry Stickmin Collection! I wonder what ending they'll get.

I REALLY hope this becomes a series. AI vs children's games.

I honestly think Sam 4's reign was a cut above the rest. His first line involved a bird bomb and "the darkness is really getting to me". He then created the iconic High Demon Elgrim and "Babagaboosh".

For the record, the full Sam death count is up to 28 because he killed 3 during the streamer awards

I love that Parkzer’s voice is so powerful that even after being mixed with two other voices it still sounds almost exactly the same

Love that the one chatter asking for a Sam counter completely changed the overarching narrative for this entire video

If non-VOD viewers ask themselves why Doug suddenly uploads a 2h video... yes! The stream was that good.

Sundance institute version is way better, shoutout to my boy Elgrim for allowing us to watch such a masterpiece

Coming back to this now, the mass Sam-icide that happens at around 50:02 is still so funny to me. The mental image of a man introducing and then killing several clones of Sam in a row simply because he made them slightly wrong over and over is too much for me!

Sam memorial Sam #1: allegedly disappeared after becoming a British pirate Sam #4: went very far, but lost his mind while trying to get in Darkness' house and allegedly threw himself off the cliff Sam #11: managed to get inside Darkness' house and almost completed the knowledge doors' pop quiz, collected the Pajama Sam mask and found (but didn't manage to collect) the lunchbox, before eventually losing his sanity and allegedly throwing himself in the freezing water Sam #17: managed to re-enable the cart in the mines of the Land of Darkness and found gold, but unfortunately allegedly died in a mining accident while playing an arcade game in said mine Sam #18: lost in the mining accident with Sam #17 Sam #19: allegedly threw himself off a bridge into a river after winning a game of Tic-Tac-Toe Sam #23: disappeared during a party with dancing furniture, the body was never found Sam #24: he was the first Sam to question his brothers' demises, but killed himself later to the pressure of having to find out what happened to his brothers and having to defeat Darkness Sam #25: the youngest of the Sam brothers, the one to "defeat" and befriend Darkness, he grew up to become a successful detective but disappeared while researching the death of his brothers The bodies of Sams N. 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 20, 21, 22 were never found and investigations were halted after the disappearance of Sam #25. Although there was one suspect called "DougDoug" that was initially thought to may have been responsible for the death of all the brothers, no incriminating evidence was ever found against him. Godspeed, Sams. Gone but never forgotten.

2 hours of pure DougDoug insanity. Hell yeah.

56:06 Doug on Sam #11: "We are never going to murder another child." End of stream: "Sams Murdered or "lost" under Doug's care: 24"

I love how there were only 7 sams of 25 that actually got out of the womb

Massive props to the editors for getting this beast out! If I didn't lose all my money in my divorce, I'd give you some money for the editors!

32:53 sam 4 immediately trying to commit an act of terrorism on the trees was hands down the best part of the stream. "The darkness is really getting to me"

57:38 “make sure they don’t snap 😩 and turn against me 😩”

The crab secret is that all lifeforms eventually become crabs.

30:36 Sam 1 begging for forgiveness after he overheard that Doug was going to kill him is an incredible moment

Sam 11 was a true 3-Dimensional character. He shot Finger-guns at invisible camera and confidently posed after answering a question completely wrong. He didn’t even use the coded catchphrase (BabaGaboosh) of his predessesor and brought in his own! I love him. Big F!

1:45:54 “Maybe there’s something valuable in there that darkness has hidden away like muh flashlight. We should be careful. Though it could also be a trap. Be on high alert. Shiiiieeeeettttt. (In southern accent)”

29:53 ASTERISK begins vigorously tugging hair ASTERISK

The reason the Sam’s started slowly getting weirder and more incoherent was because with every Sam murdered, High Demon Elgrim was more easily able to possess them

1:35 I keep replaying this because it sounds like Sam introduces himself and then IMMEDIATELY projectile vomits. Like on purpose, he decides to puke. Its killing me

I just got the metaphor the boat is trying to make So the boat thinks he can't float but is able to float anyways, he is scared of something he's able to deal with, and that's what Sam is going through in the game

POV: All of the AI voices: 1:07 1:15 BFB Four screeching 1:37 taking a crap in the toilet 1:50 someone getting drunk 1:58 waking up from a coma 2:04 transforming into a pterodactyl mid sentence 2:10 A woman getting stabbed in the chest and screaming for help

Props to the editors for trimming an 8-hour stream down to a video of manageable size. I had a lovely movie night yesterday watching this on my TV.

The fact that the AI just decided to create a totally different character out of nowhere by the name of "High Demon Elgrim" and that the character stuck around to the end is one of the most internet thing ever.

the first time i watched this i was having epileptic seizures all day so i was super disoriented, cold sweating, and going in and out of fight or flight mode. im glad I got to have what I believe to be the ideal first-viewing experience. I felt like i was really there in the land of darkness

Watching the Sundance video then going to this…truly changes one’s perspective of reality

I noticed when it comes to names, no one ever says "My name is..." except for Sam. Everyone else either doesn't give a name, gives a fake name (Exogomper and Mud), or uses the specific language "You can call me..." (Otto). This reluctance from literally everyone to give a real name honestly reminds me of tales of the Fae, where giving them your real name means they own you. My only conclusion, then, is that this world is not something from Sam's imagination, but is actually some twisted Fae realm, and it's a miracle Sam didn't get killed or enslaved.

41:08 "Let's see what's behind that smaller door; window-shaped, like a donut. Bake me a reindeer-shaped door. SHIT that door is enormous!" - Sam 4, 2023

29:39 I'M REJECTING MY HUMANITY, DOUGDOUG!

1:35 It’s me, pajama Sam! HHRARRAAÆÆEEEHHHHHHH-“

AI Sam: Talks about crab secret, golden sword and Elgrim the Demon Lord, killling trees in a terrorist attack, putting communist carrots in a concentration camp and rambles about eldritch horrors in a british pirate accent while chugging an unhealthy amount of energy drinks and making creepy noises like he is possesed by a demon. Chat: "I can fix him"

1:31:31 For non-vod watchers, that actually didn't kill Sam 17, he basically said that Doug was having a lapse in judgement and suggested not messing with the terminal and move on instead (to which Doug kept calling him a smart boy meanwhile Sam 17 was making the most unintelligible sounds). It wasn't until a few minutes later when Doug was talking about his coding process that he accidentally pressed the button again which killed Sam 17

the amount of children he killed because he forgot to update the brothers is concerning

32:50 gotta be my favorite moment because I died of laughter from that reaction to the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DougDoug legitimately gets some of the best donor jokes. "It might be time for Doug 2" and "luckily, High Demon Elgrim can only be summoned by sacrificing 18 children" are so good

2:00:23 I love how AI Sam's voice changes when he mentions his "older brothers" like he knows what happened to them but is still playing along like he didn't gain sentience there for a second

it's me Pajama sam! Ḁ̸̢̘̯͕͈̥̟̜͇̬̼̫̻̾̄ͅͅĢ̸̛͍͔͇̯̞̻̹̱̫̜̹̭̬͓̮͈̼̖̋̈́̅͒͗̾̉̏͊̓͠H̷̨͕͇͙̩͙̭͙̗̾̈̀͌͒̍̊͆̾̎͗͛̿̏̈̅̐̕͜͝E̴̢̗̣̠̝̱̱̲̱̮̲̻̫̼̬͉̗̟͇͓͍̮̱͈͈̼̯̘̥̪̹͔̼̭̖͕̤̝̠͕̬̼̭̖͈̩͐͋ͅͅͅE̶̡̧̞͓͙̟̒͑̈E̵̢̯͈̯̘͙̹̜̙̊̊̑̅̾̀E̸̢̨̨̡̡̢͕̮͕̳͚͖̯̱̞̺̥̠̭͍̮̲̯̜̜̭̳̗͔̬̗͕̼̝̝͉̜̫͕̲̰͗͜͜͝ͅE̵̢̢̡̧̛̹̯̱͈̱̪̤̘͖̳͍͈͕̳̥̼͎͓̙͐̏̋́̀̂̈́̒̐̐̉̿̇̓̽́̊̕Ẻ̶̡̡̡̧̢̖̞͔͉̥͖͈͙̔̊̓̑̎͗̋́̔̓̑̀̏̄̒̒̊̔̏͛͘͝͝ͅĘ̸̢̛̥̬̘͖̖̘͕̣̮̤̻̙͙̥̣̼͈͙̩̮̱̬̭̥̘̳̦̹͉̣̰̳͚̲̱͉͖͔̤̥̗̟̹͙̰̈́͑̏͊̈̐̿̎̈́̍̎͊͗́̌̊̐̏̾͒̎̔̂̓̔̅͒̒́̍̃̚͜͝ͅͅE̴͔̗̓͊͊̈́̂̉̇́̌̓̑̇̐̊̂̄̾̌́͗̎̐̀̍̐̏̈́̀̊́͊͋̃̐͋͌͘̕̚̚̚͠͝͝Ȩ̵̧̧̧̩͕̫̺͚͙͓̣̳̰̦̯͕͉̯̝͍̦̝̳͈̳̫̱̫̰̳̙̮̗̯͇̀̃̂̓̀̀̃͆͒͗̕͜͝Ē̶͎̑͒̍̄̓̊̂̽̍͒̋́̄̔̋̍̄̔̍̆̈́̏́͌͛̏̈̽̆̃̃̍̀͑́̔̎͘͘̕͠͝Ḛ̸̛̏̈̓̿̈̉̏̀̋͝͝E̵̡̢̧̢̢̳̟̻̪̩͚̱̜͕̺̺̙͍̙͍͉̝͙̜̻͕͍̠͙̙̜͈̦̞̤̻͕̘̟͓̥̓̐̓͒̿̓̃̂̽͗͋̏̅̄̉̕͝͠E̶̛͓͚͍̜͚̻̹͑͊͛͆͗̃̉̈́̎̒́̚̕̕Ẽ̴̛̛̛̛̫̞͈̇̋͗́̃̑̇̆̈́̋́̈́̈́̍͊̂̾̾̾̓̇̋̈́͛̇̃͗̊̄̾̚̕͘̚͝Ę̴̢̡̨̧̻̖͙̭̝̯̰̝͖̪͚͈̘̼͉̲̹̭̩̺̦̬̗͕͖̼͇̮̗̹̼̫͔̣͔͇̺͙̤̼̺̰̾̽̈́͆͛̆̐̓̓̌͐͛̐̽̀̒̒̔̈̾͜͜͠͝ͅE̷̡̧̧̢̢̧̨͔̩̼̘͈͓͚̹̠̥̻̬͎̥̖̯̰̟͚͙͇̮͚̣̤̜̝͍̬̝̺̬̭̰̙͔̠͌̍̈̈̔̊Ę̴̢̢̧̢̢̛̻̰̘̩̝͙̫͚̣̯͖̯̩̻͙͚͍̯̝̗͉͉̹̲̻̮͚̩̥͔̫͓̐̾̏̈́̆̌̀̎̓͑̏̈́̌̐͒̋̀̆̆̊́̀́͗̓́͗͘̕͘͜͝͝Ȇ̷̢̨̡̡̛͕̪̝̜̙̺̘̤̝̩͇̖̱͉̬̥͇̩̰̲̭͉̹͉̟͕̬͚̳̻̝̲̭͕̣̟̩̌̂̀̑̉̊́̃̏͌́̏̂̏̀͐͐̀̈́̍͗͒͆̐́̎̋̇̄̅͗̏́̄̀̑͘̕͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅE̴̻͐̏̓̓̑͗͒̈́̒̇̈̍̈́̅̽͆͗̊̍̈́̌̽̉̇͊̈́͋̊̀͛͆̔̊̄͐͆́́͌͒͊̈́̚̕͝Ḙ̶̢̧̧̛͙͎͍̳̦̜̟̮͇̣̫͚̬̰̲̻̬̮̂͋̏̏̏́̽̈́̃̈́̈̈́̆͐̏͌͊́͂͗͛̆̌̽́͑̇͋̔̀̐̓͑͝͝͝͠͠Ẹ̷̢͍̞̤̙̜͎͆͆̀̓̈́̓̓͑͝͠Ė̵̢̡̛̛̛̛̙̳̟͓̗̻̣̫̰̲̟̘̗̮̫͔̙̮͎͙̞̬̠͈̯̩̄͗̓̀̽͗̿̅̍̒̑̔͋̂̌̈́̐̾́̀̉͌̔̀̑̈́̓̿̓̽͌͛̐͗̀̿͘̚͜͜͠͝͝͝É̶̢̢̲̗͉̜͎̰̙̱̹͇͈̬͈̩̏̒̈́̀̉̒͆͝͝Ę̴̨̛͍̲̙͕͕̬̠͙̞̱̙̰̝̠̘̖͈͉̑̾͛̒̄͒̍̀͋̎͗̓̚͘̚͝Ȩ̵̻̤͚̻̗͋̔̃́̅̓̐̽̾̒̅͆̆͛͘͝E̵̢̯̫̳̜͍͈̱͍̲͍̻̲̲͙̳͔̿̋̅̈́̂̊̀̾͝ͅḘ̶̡̡̧̛̛̛̛̘͙̱͚̭̫͍͈͚̝̪̱͙̜̟̠͔̫͖̩̤͉̮̬̠̯̦̺̟̻͓̟̘̹͕̭̲̝̩͕̖̱͂͆͒͗͆͑̎̓͑̊͗̋̿̍̓́̐̌͌̀̒̽̒̿̌̏̽̑̂̅͑̀̊̅̕͘̚̕͝͝͠Ẹ̵̢̨̛̝͓̟̖͈̱̯͍̱̦̝̦͇̲́̂̌̑́̈́̅̊͛̇̓̍͌͐̈́̒̔̓̒͒́͛͐̆̀̀́͒̓̋̅̄̍͌̚̕̕̕͠͠E̴̢̲͉͎̪͓̗͇̥͍̿͒̌̄̊̈́̄̀͑̽̅̑͌͋̿̿̈́̓̎̂́̃̐͌̃̈̆͌͑̍͆͌̈̍̉͆̀̏̅͘͘̚̚͝͠͝E̸̡̥̘̯̜̲͉̯̖̋͗̉̊̂̈́́͊́͛̏̆̈̇̈̑̑̄̃̊̓͊̂͌̐͆͗͋̓͆͂̐̿͝͝͝͠ͅĘ̷͓̺͙̬̜̤͊́͗̀͋͒̂͋̓́̈́͆͒̃͗͑͆̈́͛̚͘Ę̶̨͚̻̪͕̙̇̈͋̈́͌̓̋̓͐̿̓͐͒̾̅̎̎̈́̈́́̉̄͊͂͐̓̒̓̓̑̑̃͆̄͘̕͘͜͝͝E̷̢̨̪̘̝̲̜̝̳̙͇̬̠̼̫̯͕̬̤̦̣̱͉̼̜̐̌ͅE̶̛̪͕͎͊̽̐́̔̃́͆̓̍̈́̓͑͊̀̄̉̎͌̓͌̂͐͐͑́̇͋̈́̌̀̾̔̒͝͠ 1:06

1:26:47 I love the spouts of brief demonic possession.

I was re watching this and noticed how sam 24 talks abt his older brothers: 2:00:23 he says it forebodingly, letting on to doug that he knows something 2:00:56 he sounds sarcastic when he says "oh no my older brothers arent picking upppp" with an undertone of sass. This isnt a coincidence, he knows.

I love the fact that only 7 of the Sam’s died to the corruption of high demon elgrim. The other 18 were “lost” because they either weren’t strong enough to enter the the realm of darkness (crashed) or because Doug killed them for not knowing how many brothers they had.

Please….. PLEASE!!! more of this. I love it so much. I had a whole discord movie night with my friends just watching this.

32:57 sam 4 has a stroke as the darkness gets to him, poor dude

i love how chat keeps calling this the worst stream ever, but i've never laughed harder at anything else doug has done

2:01:00 Please, Doug. Grant Sam 24's wish. We need another AI Pajama Sam stream but with 25 concurrent Sam AIs. It's what he would've wanted.

43:18 "well butter my biscuits twice" is the most British thing I've ever heard... AND I AM BRITISH

58:56 That coat rack just used an inhaler.

The Sam Graveyard: Sam 1: Became too british Sam 4: Led a military campaign against High Demon Elgrim Sam 11: Far too verbose Sams 15, 17, 21: Heard forbidden knowledge, learning the nature of his existence Sam 19: Too stressed from Tic Tac Toe, vanished in the dead of night Sam 23: Partied too hard? Sam 24: Pacemaker shorted out o7 Sams 2-3, 5-10, 12-14, 16, 18, 20, 22: Never got a chance Sam 25: Tragically fell down the stairs, which left a gunshot wound in his torso. That's probably unrelated. 21 and 22 have been corrected, thanks for the catch folks

You should do the same with the Stanley paraple. Finaly giving Stanley a voice and let an Ai version of him to make his own choices would be entertaining

10:45 IM SORRY HE LOST HIS WHAT 💀 ☠️ 💀

“THE PROBLEM” “Dougdoug needs the voice of a small child” “THE SOLUTION” “Prepare my lungs, steady my heart,” “AND MAKE ONE MYSELF”

*Average Statistics:* Percentages of Sam's who survived and did something: 32% (8 Sams out of 25) Sam's who made significant progress: 24% (6 out of 25) Sam's who lost sanity and mental health overtime: 28% (7 out of 25) Sam's who hit puberty at least once: 20% (5 out of 25) Sam's who became pirates: 8% (2 out of 25) *"Retired" Statistics:* Sam's who "retired" immediately because of Doug's great slaughter: 52% (13 out of 25) Sam's who "retired" immediately because they "retired" before the even spoke: 16% (4 out of 25) Sam's who "retired" "peacefully" due to stress or other reasons: 20% (5 out of 25) Sam's who "retired" due to sanity depletion and pure psychotic madness: 12% (3 out of 25) Sam's who "retired", all in total: 100% (25 out of 25) Sam's who survived: 0

The implication that Doug was 13 hours into a run of Pajama Sam and he was still in like the first 4 minutes of the game is really funny to me

Highlight reel / death record! 1:35 Fetus Sam vomits out his soul 2:08 I AM HAPPY SCREAAAAAA 🫨 7:04 vrooooooo jumpingjahovafats 14:52 Nautical Rookie Clue 🕵️ 15:31 asterisk SHHREEE asterisk 16:31 the old sawduster legend 18:44 Sam 1 wants to cook golden meth oil 20:05 slap me with a 🐟 30:00 Sam 1's poll, pleading, and death after turning british and ripping out his own hair 31:48 Sam 2's stillborn death 32:08 Sam 3's stillborn death 32:55 The darkness is really getting to me 41:11 SHIT that door is enormous 42:30 a human scale made out of strong 🍕!!!! 43:00 What is the crab secret? 47:19 First appearance of High Demon Elgrim 48:30 Babagaboosh!!! 49:06 Sam 4's dying breakdown speech about Mike Pence and LightningDank. 50:45 Sam 5 gets aborted. 50:53 Sam 6 gets aborted. 51:03 Sam 7 gets aborted. 51:10 Sam 8 gets aborted. 51:45 Sam 9 is born mute and executed. 52:06 Sam 10 is born mute and executed. 53:51 Fucking Bullshit 54:36 a small terrifying realization 1:07:06 B I G F 1:09:37 ?????????????????? 1:11:24 Sam 11 begins to chronically demon speak 1:14:22 it might be time to execute Doug 1:18:53 Sam 11’s death poll and extremely detailed goodbye speech 1:20:22 Sam 12 gets aborted. 1:20:27 Sam 13 gets aborted. 1:20:33 Sam 14 gets aborted. 1:21:05 Sam 15 is murdered for eavesdropping. 1:21:17 Sam 16 gets aborted 1:22:03 Babagaboosh! :)) 1:23:04 aaaAAAaAaahgggAggggHahaha 1:25:00 shouts jazzy one liners 1:25:07 BabagaBOOSH!! :D 1:26:41 Sam 17 is possessed by a garbage disposal 1:28:55 poggîæs 1:27:28 Sam 17 hits pogerty and becomes the guy from the pacer test. 1:28:48 shit yeah!!!! >:) 1:31:26 Sam 17 silently has an existential breakdown after hearing a discussion about coding and dies abruptly. 1:32:16 Sam 18 (The Chosen One) is aborted. 1:33:42 Rigged! demon moans 😫💅 1:36:06 THE TIC TAC TOE CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND ONE 1:36:19 Babaga-booooosh 1:36:52 Sam 19 begins hyperventilating from stress 1:37:06 THE TIC TAC TOE CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND TWO (SAM 19’S LIFE IS AT STAKE) 1:39:02 victory babagaboosh 1:40:00 Sam 19 has a stroke and dies from all the panic and stress of Tic Tac Toe. 1:40:44 Sam 20 is aborted. 1:40:55 Sam 21 is executed for eavesdropping. 1:41:10 Sam 22 is aborted. 1:42:23 Having a dance party to honor Sam 19’s dying wish, but the music is so loud it kills Sam 23. 1:46:00 Southern Shiiiiitttttt Sam 24 1:47:43 He’s so smart! hAAAAHAAGGGGHAAAaa 1:48:54 babagaBUSH 😃 1:49:40 hippopotamus shit!!!! 1:50:58 hippopotamus fuc. 1:51:49 babagaboooosh! 1:52:48 Puberty moment 1:56:17 llama shit 2:00:23 High Demon Elgrim and the older brothers 2:02:39 babagaBOOSH (a really good babagaboosh) 2:03:19 imaginary laugh between us suffering demon sounds 2:04:00 Sam 24 hasn't been the same since he took drugs 😔 2:04:47 deep babagaboosh 2:06:41 Go poggies. Go fucking poggies my man. 2:07:24 Sam 24 tragically and abruptly dies when the magnet turns off his pacemaker that was keeping his heart going. 2:09:39 Sam 25 avenges all his dead brothers 2:11:12 Babagaboosh! 2:11:30 it just makes me feel asterisk EXPLOSION 2:11:47 Sam 25 wants to learn how to boogie down like the furniture. 2:12:58 here goes nothing! hEEEEEEEEEEE 2:14:57 sh*t 2:15:42 “25 might fucking die.” 2:18:55 It’s do or die for our hero 2:18:59 BABAGABOOSH! 2:20:13 Sam 25 is assassinated for getting too close to the truth and vowing to investigate the disappearances of his brothers.

Him wanting to investigate his brother's death at the end is perfect

Sam 1: Became delusional and thought he was a pirate Sam 4: Violent outbursts and eventually became delusional as well, imagining a demon. Sam 11: started out fine but also became violent. Sam 17: was too smart and realized he was a program, putting him into a coma.

At 2:16:47 when #25 goes to try all the keys IMMEDIATELY after Doug pleads him not to, all while slowly slipping into a more threatening tone, is honestly frightening. That's my Sam.

54:29 fuck it. I love the random swearing. Only thing that would make it better is if he was programed to return to monkey after a while

Why did Sam saying “ well slap me with a trout” make me laugh so much at 20:05

46:56 what absolutely breaks me about this part is how he was just so close to giving completely coherent and correct response, only to go the unhinged route at the very end by mentioning "High Demon Elgrim" OUT OF NOWHERE HE WAS SO CLOSE

It was so intense watching them try to figure everything out before the insanity catches up with them. It was like a scientist trying to find a cure for a disease, he currently has, before the it kills him

I have a very bad habit of coming back to this video, Doug. Even KZfaq keeps recommending this video over and over. I can’t stop.

My comfort movie right here

1:02:20 the whole king tut vs king khafre thing is a great example of how the AI draws its answers from popular culture and not from reality

6:21 If Sam saying "rigged" in the middle of a sentence and chat immediately erupting into a stream of RIGGED isn't the best way to summarize chat I don't know what is

Sam 17 clinging on to sanity only for him to die at the mere mention of coding is the most poetic thing in this whole video. Born of the code Die of the code.

BEST MOVIE EVER IT SHOULD'VE WON SUNDANCE

To anyone wondering how this game could be speedrun in 43 seconds, it would appear that you can skip literally every cutscene in the game by clicking. It basically boils down to memorizing the places to click in what order. It looks like Sam quickly teleporting around in a rhythmic timing.

The wooden plank sinking immediately after getting into the boat always felt like really dark foreshadowing to me

This is the only ethical use of AI

51:24 "its not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child" hollowknight reference!!

30:57 death of the original Sam- shot dead by authorities after becoming a British pirate 31:48 death of Sam 2- came in, said pog, refused to elaborate 32:10 death of Sam 3- died immediately under unknown circumstances 50:04 death of Sam 4- the darkness caused a slow decent into madness which eventually led to him being euthanized in the insane asylum 50:52 death of Sam 5- killed by the authorities immediately to correct their misspelling 50:58 death of Sam 6- killed because doug forgot to save his work 51:07 death of Sam 7- executed after misremembering how many brothers he had 51:15 death of Sam 8- executed for the same reason as Sam 7 51:54 death of Sam 9- executed by authorities after refusing to talk 52:10 death of Sam 10-also executed by authorities for refusing to talk 1:19:53 death of Sam 11- executed by authorities for talking to much 1:20:24 death of Sam 12- killed because doug for forgot to save his work 1:20:30 death of Sam 13- executed for misremembering how many brothers he had 1:20:35 death of Sam 14- killed because doug forgot to save his work 1:21:13 death of Sam 15- executed by authorities for acting as a spy 1:21:19 death of Sam 16- executed by authorities for misremembering how many brothers he had 1:31:30 death of Sam 17- killed himself after becoming sentient because he learned he was just a code 1:32:20 death of Sam 18- executed for not knowing the situation 1:40:17 death of Sam 19- had a heart attack after winning the biggest game of his life he died feeling feeling like a champion 1:40:46 death of Sam 20- executed for misremembering how many brothers he had 1:41:07 death of Sam 21- put down after being traumatized after hearing Sam 19s final words “I feel like a champion” 1:41:14 death of Sam 22- executed for misremembering how many brothers he had 1:42:37 death of Sam 23- died after partying to hard with the furniture 2:07:26 death of Sam 24- succumbed to the realization that he would have to fight the darkness soon 2:20:26 death of sam 25- executed by authorities so he wouldn’t investigate the death of his brothers

Sam 17 was ahead of his time. At 1:29:18 he wanted an antigravity cart and Sam 24 eventually discovered the antigravity potion in the lab

Doug: "Sam 11, you're so smart, I'm never going to murder you." Doug at 1:10:22:

Sundances version is poetic!

I love how Doug originally put the timer there as a joke to make it seem like he was playing Pajama Sam for a long time, but ended up doing this for 8 hours straight.

For some context that isn’t mentioned, Doug asked Sam to make eldritch horror sounds which is why Sam makes demonic sounds from time to time

1:33 "It's me, Pajama Sam! Eeuu-(violently throws up)"

It's just wrong man.Sam 14 was like a damn brother to me. And I'm gonna say what nobody else is willing to say, America has a damn fentanyl crisis.