Been holding poo in on bus all day, find a nice quiet abandoned building to release yourself after all this time. In walks a bald english man and puts you on the Internet. Life is hard.

Its kinda mindblowing, the guy wanted to do a number two somewhere hidden in an abandoned building, where no one would see him, then out of the blue a bald Englishman with a camera bumps in and he gets seen by millions people around the whole world!

A homeless guy just got called a soviet goblin Lmaooooooooooooooo

Finds goblin Proceeds deeper into dungeon Notices he is under-levelled

The pooping man was very friendly. I feel bad a potential friendship did not happen just because of shitty timing.

dude really walking around on a DayZ server

6:48 when you want to take a dump in a quiet place and now 2 million people have seen you....

i love how the soviet goblin kept repeating "hello brother" while smiling and also taking a deuce

Man in remote town in Kyrgyzstan has a poo in an abandoned building. Gets put on KZfaq on a channel with 1m subs. This is the real world in 2019.

i dont think youtube knows where to send your 1M play button to

I'm a historian, but I've not read as much about this part of the world. Watching through all of your videos has made me realize the untold number of implications stemming from the collapse of the Soviet Union. What an amazing region with such a fascinating and deep history.

I think that " goblin " can go to Guinness World Records to claim his reward on " being watched by the most people while shitting " . I don't think anyone could exceed 2M.

you think you're scared? that man literally shat himself when he saw you.

@4:50 I love how soviet bus stations are closed off like video game levels

You let that dude sleep on you the entire ride. What a nice guy

As a disabled person that struggled to get out its fun watching these video of places I wish I could get to my self, sometimes he ventures to places bbc news crews wouldn't even go. thanks bald its been epic

HAIRDRESSER CLOSED THE DOOR BECAUSE SHE KNOWS NO BUSINESS FROM YOUR DESERT HEAD

6:45 Sh*ter: I wanna sh*t, but I need a place where no one gonna watch me 700k: ok

Hello Ben! I'm born in KG and grew up in Bishkek in a street Balyktchi. I lived many years in Paris, then I moved to Germany. Now, you explain me something I didn't know about the country where I was born. It's very touching. Your sovietness makes you very sympatic ;) Greetings, Alex

Mate I'm stoned af watching Bald do his travels again.

This guy literally has said Soviet in his lifetime more than anybody else on earth

That soviet "shitter" was the funniest thing i have seen you encounter in all your videos... And you have been through INDIA!!!!🤣😂😆😁🤣

7:05 -- _"Holy sh*t!"_ ... literally speaking!

I like that you appreciate history whether you agree with what happened or not. An honest demonstration of value.

Gather around grandchildren, let me tell you about the time I met an Englishman.

This man has teleport ability. He travels from Chelyabinsk to Kyrgyzstan so fast.

I laughed so hard to see you had become a traveling head rest! I love your videos! I've been binge watching since I found your channel. Thank you!

I love how you excitedly stand in these worn desolate places.

*Bald gets robbed in an ex-USSR country* - Wow I've been robbed by some *Soviet* dudes, nice experience

Never been so happy for a KZfaqr hitting one mill subs!

"The monster" looked crazy lmfao looked like he had a good laugh about it.

I just had to watch this again ! Will keep watching reruns until Mr Bald is back on the road again ! Love this channel !

LOOK AT THOSE TWINS! *proceeds to awkwardly record them at point blank*

Fall of the USSR really literally turned everything into Zombieland.

Hi bald, love your videos, always enjoy the background historical information you give. Really helps put everything in perspective and understand the scenes, great job.

3:38 now I know where decommissioned german gas stations go.

1 MILLION, that’s insane in such a short time, congrats 🍾

2 months ago on a soviet crane: "Oh dear, I am shitting myself!" Today: "Oh look! A soviet crane!"

plot twist: the "twins" in the beginning weren't twins at all, they were just Asian dudes matching outfits.

This was one of the few meals I've seen on this channel that has looked really good.

Bald has a unique subscriber tactic. I have been keeping a meticulous count, he has exactly 1 sub for every time he has said the word soviet.

Never laughed so hard when you found the man taking a crap in the abandoned building. Guess it wasn’t so abandoned. 😂😂👍

Really appreciate the great content and perfect amount of editing! I don’t think I’ve ever needed to fast forward

12:46 you can always spot a well educated lady by just say hello to her.

"It's either there or in my pants", the man desperately said to himself. "Whats the worse that can happen? Some foreigner bursting in with a camera to show a million people on the internet? ... just relax, Azamat, you're being ridiculous."

400 subs left to 1 million! Get bald to 1m guys.

He seemed genuinely shocked and even maybe even respected the fact they had turned the old bus station into what it is now.

love how you reeally gave it a second thought before sitting in that chair on the crane

Congrats on 1,000,000! Have been watching since your India videos!

Almost at 1mil Proud to be here when you only had 11k. Keep it going

4:02 imagine what pain he experienced when that guy was leaning on his shoulder

You’re fantastic. Me too like remote places. It gives a strange feeling, wondering what it was like when it was busy. Kind of a nostalgic feeling of people’s living style before. I find your travel destinations great. 👍✨

11:10 I can't believe he actually sat on that seat full of pigeon sh*t

Bald and Bankrupt...still bald but now not so very bankrupt. Congrats on hitting 1 million subs!

3:37 Bald was probably like "A german gas pump? Meh, not Soviet enough."

You videos are really good, specially the art of presentation is so nice, we are circum navigating the world by following you that make us feel that we are on real tour. Great videos.

Shame you haven't interviewed that squatting man in the building. He seemed very friendly and chatty.

Bald is the only vlogger I care for. He’s amazing.

normal people: I'm from UK Bald: I'm from Soviet UK

I like how English men always happy and positive :) respect from lithuania

Soviet guy taking Soviet dump, I hope that he is not using old Soviet toilet paper.

The under rated moment in this video is when he see's the twins.

He breaks all of the rules and expectations. I love it.

No, the Soviet Goblin found you

We need a Soviet 1 million sub party fort the next video !!!

Been supporting you from like 30k subs. Congrats on 1 million Baldy 🙌🏻🍾🤟🏻

One of the best channels out there mate ! Tremendous 👊🏻

Omg I was thinking to myself "it's weird that he never see any homeless people in these abandoned buildings" and 2 seconds later he walks into a guy taking a shit lol

You're my favorite KZfaqr, keep it up!! My wife and I enjoy your videos.

I don’t think we appreciate how much discomfort you experience in your transits😂

"And here's a couple of twins".. Best of history, travel and banter!

I love your channel. Keep them coming baldy

its been a week since last upload.... Mr Bald is probably held as a hostage by some babushkas in a soviet village...

i just watched this for the first time and i was struck by how quickly the hairdresser knew you weren't there for a haircut.

Imagine Bald walked into the abandoned building and said ' Hello, sir' to the Goblin lol

I think you are very educated, i FOUND you just by browsing trough youtube, i got to say that you are so funny and you have kept me sane, through being ill, absouloute excellent viewing and informative thank you amazing guy be safe. Ange

The legendary catchphrase "old Soviet busstation"

1 Mil, Hell yeah Bald, you deserve it. Been grinding for a while now!

Awesome personality and great videos!!! Thank you!!

Lmao the two dudes sleeping on your shoulder got me cracking up.

Others: Fine 'n dandy. Bald: Nice 'n soviet.

almost at 1m, been watching sense you were in India. Congrats 🎈

I hope one day these places will rise from ashes 🙏I love the people, they are so welcoming and friendly despite their state.

The soviet videos waling through soviet landscapes and talking to soviet people are the best ones

2:06 she closed the door cause she saw hes bald 😂

Massive congrats on the one million subs Bald. Thoroughly deserved!

This episode has some real Half Life 2 feels about it.

A great video and journey Sir Bald !!!

Woo 999K subscribers, let's all be here for Bald's Gold Play button.

I’m a twin and my mom thought it’d be a good idea to dress us in matching outfits for school picture day in 5th grade. We on the other hand didn’t find it to be a good idea so we prepared I packed a different shirt in my backpack and changed into it immediately after getting dropped off at school lol. Pictures got taken and we weren’t wearing the same outfit and then right after I got out of class I went into bathroom and put the matching shirt back on and we hopped in our moms van and she said “ aww I bet your pictures look great! Can’t wait to see them, they get sent out to parents in a couple weeks right?” We both looked at each other and were thinking “ oh shit! she’s going to be pissed” she was pissed at first when she saw the picture two weeks later, but then said “You know.... I can’t be too mad, that was a pretty good con you pulled on me” she never forced us to wear matching close again lol.

The north east south west coast lol thats awesome!!! Finally Bald is back in my recommendations lol

From all the locals that could have caught him taking a shit, an English man from far away, somehow walked in an abandoned building, and caught him taking a shit 😂😂

Congratulation for achieving the 1 million mark! You are now bald but prosperous.

With ya since 15k man ,congratulations on the 1m. You should have interviewed the squatting shitter

From a german perspective: It amazes me that i didnt see a single window broken in those abandoned buildings lmao.

Man…. Go thru the comments was one of the funnies that things I read in my whole life ON MY MOMMA I live in Israel, my parents came from Ukraine, so the soviet roots are indeed not explored yet. I was in a rough phase in my life financly, my GOAL in life is to recover from it and travel with friends at the Soviet Union (ex). We all heard stories from our parents, because of the bald dude we came to understanding our parents, the struggle and the culture! I used to be ashamed of the soviet part, you my bald dude helped me so much with unsolving my demons and true desires. Keep on doing this! Please!

1 Million Subs, CONGRATULATIONS! Most awesome channel on KZfaq!

Love your vids! No prior interest in the Soviet union and now I'm obsessed. The quality and editing is top notch as well.

love your videos! keep em coming baldy!